Thread 150685315

Sure has been fun being a Packers fan lately

this is what you want to hear from a pro athlete

Based on the all-22, Trevor Lawrence is the problem with the Jaguars. Travis Hunter was legitimately open deep all game

Reminder that the kiwi was mugged and hospitalized in the searing summer of 2017.

https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/149938577/#q149941549

Rasm gonna finna boutta win da owl

>>150685315 (OP)
>black twitter is now trying to put a hit on Josh Allen

>>150687711
nobody cares about thread celebrities retard
fuck off with this shit

>>150686596
fuck Dallas

Tripfag drama has made this sub unusable

>Analyzing 13,136 defensive penalties from 2015 to 2023, we find that postseason officiating disproportionately favors the Mahomes-era Kansas City Chiefs
https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/abs/10.1111/fire.70020

>Moreover, we find that referees are more likely to call penalties that benefit the Mahomes era Chiefs offense in high-leverage situations. When conditioning on the expected points added (EPA) potential of a play, postseason penalties tend to occur in ways that disproportionately advantage the Chiefs when they are in strong scoring position. Similarly, when conditioning on down to go, referees are more likely to call penalties that favor the Chiefs on third or fourth down, which are situations where penalties can directly extend drives. Importantly, we find no comparable postseason effect for the Brady-era Patriots, the Alex Smith–Andy Reid-era Chiefs, or other recent contenders such as the Philadelphia Eagles, Los Angeles Rams, or San Francisco 49ers.

>>150687747
free link
https://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=5150453

How did the bucs do?

Fire Harbaugh

>>150687734
Keep kiwis nuts in your mouth fag

>>150687723
Post some evidence

is he right?

https://xcancel.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1965144370249892351#m

>>150687738
>sub
go back

Good Lord just like at that head lol

This team is perpetuating racial injustice by sitting Black King Anthony Richardson for a less talented mayo monkey. It’s almost as bad as the racist backlash to Decarlos Brown, the man defending himself on Charlotte public transit from a wh*te woman that thought the N word in her head. #SayTheirNames #NoJusticeNoPeace

Bears turf looks like shit
https://x.com/barstoolsports/status/1965148038281990409

You just know.

>>150687793
Why is everything in Chicago so shit? Worst major city in the world desu.

>>150687738
>the people who keep this site running have made it unusable
what a retarded take

OH NO NO NOOOOOOOO

Stephen A. Smith just called Josh Allen a racist.

REMINDER Jalen Hurts is 1-0.
REMINDER /sp/ is ALWAYS wrong.

>>150687774
>Rex Ryan
When a footfag speaks, you listen

>>150687793
it will he hilarious if caleb gets a season ending injury because the bears are too cheap to use sod

>>150687711
kek Jewish mutts still making up lies and fantasizing about gay interracial sex? Who'd have guessed that would happen. What a fantastic non mentally fucked group of people :)

>>150687835
So fucking zased

>>150687838
I have seen his wife's cave.

>>150687820
It’s bad but it’s not even the worst major city in the midwest. Hell it’s probably not even top 5 worst of the million-plus population cities in the US

Patty Cuckitini

>>150687793
It's a shit venue that you overpay for, nothing more Chicago than that

>>150687825
they literally killed the dolphins so it's working

>after Friday
oh damn, the Chiefs might actually be in trouble this season
>After Sunday
lol nvm, they're clearly still the team to beat in the AFC

>>150687853
Post it on your VPN coward

>>150687774
Yes. To be a great coach you need to have the leadership skills like Dan Campbell and the the nerd knowledge like Mc Daniel has. You can't have one or the other you need a combination of both

>>150687827
SAS calls everyone a racist, it’s meaningless like when Al Sharpton says it

>>150687825
She can’t be much worse than Steichen

>>150687847
you are arguing with people who genuinely think that M-pox was solely a lgbt/queer coded illness. You are wasting your breath on these trolls

>>150687864
>even when you got 0-1 you win!
Cuck.

>>150687864
said someone on planet retard

Josh Allen is a cheater.

>>150687882
He did get mugged and was sent to the hospital. He started sperging out about gsy sex.

You can't just call him patti cuckatini without posting a webm

>>150687869
I'll post it from another device

>in tokyo, they have a philly themed bar

i wonder what it's like

Pine Time looked mighty slick chumming it up on the sidelines

>>150687902
My obamaphone can't save them

>>150687825
100 bucks says she can't even name all of the player positions on the field.

Bill ©roskey-Merritt make ya seethe?

>>150687793
>have the entire off-season to make a field ready for the rest of the year
>it's fucked up on the day of the home opener
can the bears do anything right?

Is Josh Allen the Trump of the NFL? The irrational hatred is insane.

>>150687918
They throw batteries at people who walk by

FIRE THIS MAN

>>150687935
100 bucks says she could before you were born

>>150687939
When did Trump become black?

webm spammer has zero sound arguments and relies on cheap l, cheery picked webms of Mahomes to try and discredit him, as if that actually is reflective of his greatness. This is something only a redditor would do

test

>>150687851
who knows what has been seen, and how many have

>>150687825
Would

>>150687942
We got octogenarians on 4chan?>>150687946

>>150687825
I don't care what her reasoning is, this totally undermines the coaches.

>>150687946
Mike Tomlin tier coaching

>>150687946
Can Todd Monken take us to the soup herbal??

>>150687960
Worse, its something only a /ptg/ frequenter would do.

>>150687939
No you’re thinking of Hurts

>>150687968
I'm an old man, I enjoy old women.

>>150687946
Did something happen to him during the sweltering summer of 1991?

>>150687922
>Pine Time
kek

>>150687939
Josh Allen didn't write letters to the head of a mossad backed diddler ring, so no, he's not the Trump of the NFL. More of a GWB situation.

>>150687918
>One bar causes 98% of the crime in Tokyo

>>150687922
Shethird Stringers

Is no one going to refute my statement? I guess I won

>>150687960
>>150687982
Oopsie poopsie

I just took a shit

Why is no one talking about how these “Super Bowl caliber” teams gave up 40 and 41 points?
they are going to get raped in the playoffs

I don't really blame Ratledge bc he's a rookie in his very first game but Mahogany should've been better

Also, I think the packers d line is just really good

I just took a gaylib Williams

>>150688019
You just took the Browns to the super bowl

>>150688013
who the fuck are you ?

Pat Mahomes just truck sticked my bussy 0.1 yard from the sideline

>>150687922
that name should be official

>>150685315 (OP)
So did people finally realize that Bryce Young's "resurgence" last year was a nothingburger of low stakes and no expectations?
Now he's once again shit and was always shit.

>>150688013
Who you talking to namefag?

Gym Shortz is wasted on the browns

>>150688029
Sewell played like dogshit but its crazy to see him get worked all game like he did, hes usually pretty good against damn near everyone.

>>150687955
Hope she sees this bro

>>150688029
Sewell had a rough day

elite manningcast tonight

GET HYPED

When is this site going to eliminate namefags and kiwis

>>150688019
Mahomesian

>>150688038
I have been on this website longer than you have been alive. Shut the fuck up

>>150688052
Even elite guys have bad days, but he also doesn't have Ragnow and Zeitler to back him up anymore
Ragnow had reason to leave but they should've paid Zeitler

>>150688071
He pays the rent.

The amount of anti-Packer posting in this general immediately following the Parsons trade shows me how terrified everyone is of another Packer dynasty.
>Packers will win the owl
>JLove will be a hall of famer
>There isn’t a goddamn thing you can do about it

>>150688029
It was funny seeing Sewell get flopped all over the place yesterday. O-Line looks like shit which means we'll be seeing a lot of Goof this season.

>>150688071
Wanting to get rid of tripcodes is quintessentially reddit. If you were around pre-2016 you would understand that

Imagine not being the best Quarterback in your division kek

>>150688071
Never. Lolcows and cuckolds will always have a place here, who else would we laugh at? That's like being a lion and saying you need to ban all the gazelles from the serengetti.

>>150688013
don't think that's possible. you made a rock solid case about how big of a queer you are.

>>150688091
I'm fucking reddit then.

>>150688091
Tripcodes are reddit moron

>>150688079
>Guys, I'm thinking about reddit again

>>150687793
RIP everyone's joints.

Mike McDaniel is not a leader of men. He is a walking basedjak

Why are people mad at Josh Allen? All he did was what he's paid to do, which is play football.

>>150688112
Yeah you are

>not knowing the original purpose of tripcodes and that anyone using them for long term identification purposes on what's supposed to be an anonymous forum is a lolcow
I shiggy diggy doo

>>150688112
nah thats you

>>150688112
>If Rudy became an NFL coach.
Starring Adam Sandler.

>>150687939
Many people are saying this

the manningcast sucks, can't believe anyone watches that shit

>>150688091
>being an attentionfag was different 10 years ago!

watching this news report on the innocent white lady that was attacked on a train. It’s funny seeing the mental gymnastics these “news” channels try to put the American people through
>”you just have to watch out when you get on public transportation
victim blaming.
>”this was just an evil individual”
pretending that all blacks aren’t violent.
>”it’s the liberals!! It’s the woke agenda!!”
deflection..

I live around blacks and it is a nightmare. It would be one thing if they behaved like this on their own but they can’t help but involving others in their bullshit. They go 50mph through residential neighborhoods and blow stop signs/ lights. Then, get upset and argue with police when they are held accountable.

>>150688091
Tryharder namefaggot

>>150688152
PLEASE FUCK OFF

>>150688112
lol remember when he looked like a frozen cuck last year in Green Bay?

>>150688041
Yes. I sold all my Bryce coin for a JJ McCarthy stack while it is still undervalued.

>>150688152
It's so hard being white :(

>>150688152
Football?

>>150688152
Fatigue is real. Just like my fatigue for the yearly shitty Browns kicking situations.

>>150688112
Literally true. This should not be controversial

>>150688152
most blacks aren’t violent, you sound fucking insane. Go back to /pol/

>>150688152
> when they are held accountable.
this literally never happens

>>150688122
Because he humiliated a nigger which isn’t allowed in America.

hey bros

>>150688167
I hate this fucking soi so much its not even funny. Why have weak men taken over positions of power?

>>150688188
Maybe Lamar Jackson should have scored more points. Did he ever think of that?

>>150688182
>most blacks aren’t violent
All evidence to the contrary

>>150687825
This is what prescription drugs does to people, especially people who already have power. They take a cocktail of amphetamines, SSRI's, and benzos and they feel like they are god but they are obviously just laughing stock uncanny valley retards with zombie eyes.

>>150688041
He threw some stinkers for sure, but I'm not full bobo yet

>>150688152
kek janny ain't gonna like this one cuhh

>>150688152
You're still far more likely to get killed driving than on public transit. Especially rail.

>>150688152
You need to be medicated and placed in an asylum. Hopefully palantir will help with this cause

Mina

>>150688196
Based retard

>>150688176
Ben Johnson was the genius behind the lions success, Campbell is a fraud and the bears are the only undefeated NFC north team in 2025. I can hold onto these copes for at least 6 more hours

>>150688199
The EBT card stopped working to gibs me mo points.

>Texans D is elite
>Stafford is washed
>Rams win, Stafford only misses 8 throws

>>150688152
this is the most insane post I have read all afternoon. Go back to your containment board

>>150687774
>>150687838
I miss rex so much bros

>more white seethe than usual out of nowhere
/pol/ got a new crop this summer

>>150688223
You should send her this on social media.

Jaguars vs. Packers just seems like the type of Super Bowl to happen this season. I'm not sure why

>>150688152
>MOM!!!! IM DISCUSSING RACIAL DISCORD ON A SPORTS THREAD AGAIN!!!!!

>>150688232
that's why it's awesome

>>150688223
Jesus
Yellowfeverfags will fuck anything

>>more white seethe than usual out of nowhere
>/pol/ got a new crop this summer

>>150688253
Its Eagles vs Ravens and your going to like it chud

>>150688245
>thinks /pol/ is white
it’s mostly zoomer Mexicans and Indians

Why did Jerry make the packers a contender?

>>150687885
Sounds like something princess trudy would say

I never get 'jakked because I'm based

>>150688274
Senile people like giving away money to charities.

>>150688274
I like that he tried to use the Hershel Walker trade as justification. Gave me a real laugh

>>150688274
replace mystery box with glory hole

>Shithawks really bought high on KuppCoin
Lmao

Never get based cause im cringe

Here it is folks. The webm that started it all, 3 years ago...

>>150685315 (OP)
Every nig acts like this when they are winning.

>>150688284
Have you ever been dak'd?

>>150687946
Hes always been a mid coach. A lot of his teams should have won super bowls. Fuck baltimore tho, a shit hole

>>150688272
Lot of mexicans in Israel?

>>150688301
This. Fast forward to when jordyn manlover throws YET ANOTHER game losing interception in a coupe of weeks.

farted on a cat just now

football is based

captcha: TKD88

>>150688292
I'm not a cowboys fan, do they win that game with Parsons?

The next Brady

>>150688320
Based
Cats are for fat women and homosexuals

How do OL men run sub 6 second 40s?
They're massive humans running faster than regular sized people

Josh Allen is the sign tapping meme.

>>150688274
>>150688292
>>150688328
Jerry is the curse

Here is a preview of the future GOAT. The one to settle all debates. The true chosen one who will bring peace to /nfl/ and dismantle the mutthomes vs brady spam forever.

>>150688329
>I'll have uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>150688322
crazy I got the same captcha twenty minutes ago

captcha: K1K35

>>150688329
You misspelled Christian Ponder

>>150688334
their framing is mostly muscle, the fat is just added weight to make them harder to move.

is Bryce that small or is everyone else that big?

>>150688297
>Ernest
>Kupp
>Pooh Paul
>Derion
If they take anymore of our leftovers they will qualify for season tickets

PTI is live boys and girls

>>150688314
what does Israel have to do with anything?

>Based
>Cats are for fat women and homosexuals

>>150688357
Based

>>150688343
I just hope he doesn't go full kirk-cousins statue in the pocket and fumble at the first feeling of getting hit from behind. That's all I ask of this young man.

>>150688341
Yeah he's not, he's got 3 rings. Without Jerry the cowboys would have turned into the browns in the 90s

>>150688320
I ate like a pig yesterday watching the games and I've had bubbleguts all day long. Just straight up pissing bile out my ass every thirty minutes. I wish I could fart.

>>150688374
dookie on an animal or something

$55M/yr btw...

>>150688374
Eat more pineapple

>>150688366
We already know that you're less than a man. No need to spike the ball.

>daily week 2 reminder that Raiders and Broncos COMBINED gave up fewer points this entire season than the Chiefs

>daily week 2 reminder jews are subhuman

>daily week 2 reminder bitchknees capitulated last thread and left all my antisemitic posts up while banning the guy calling us golem swine

JAllen chads just can't stop winning

>>150688353
Most NFL positions are full of giga niggas
Put Bryce next to a CB or even his RB and he'd look normal

>>150688334
I forget who it was but there was a 350lb'er that ran a 4.53 at the draft a while back. Being tall and having a bunch of muscle makes you pretty fast.

>>150688377
>(psu)
Oh, good thing she put that on there. No one would have understood the reference.

>>150688112
I think McDaniels could do fine on a team with strong veteran leadership to sort of work in tandem with him. But the issue is the who the fuck do the Lolphins have who's filling that role? Tua barely knows where he is and Tyreek is a self-absorbed dick who just wants to bail when shit goes wrong.

If you have an autistic manlet coach and a braindead qb and your best offensive player is a front-running asshole, you're gonna have a bad time. I guess it's all on the defense but they're not good enough to pull rank on anybody from what I've seen

Packers over Ravens in the owl

>>150688365
More and more people are asking this question

>>150688333
Fuck you asshole. My siamese baby was literally shredded to death by some lab mix that got loose in my neighborhood. D*gs are not to be trusted

>Chargers 1-0
>Raiders 1-0
>Broncos 1-0
>CHIEFS 0-1
LOLOLOL

>>150688395
Lmao no he wouldn't and he doesn't

so >we are rooting against the viking because of the jewish tranny cheerleaders, right /sp/?

posting wojaks should be bannable

what's this look called?

Why did Big Mac fall for the Darnold meme?
>Defensive coach without an uber dynamic dual threat QB
He's gone by mid-year 4 after a disastrous Milroe year 3.

>>150688343
that's cool and all but have you seen the fruitcake my bears drafted throw like shit and cry on the field and in the stands and on the sidelines?

>>150688420
>cucknadian has to root for american sports because of 1993
kwab

My panthers fucking suck bros

>>150688414
Thank you based dog

>>150688420
>against

We arent chuds

CoD 4 > Halo 3

>>150688417
Here he is next to Chuba Hubbard
Sure he's a bit smaller but not comically so

>>150688391
based if true

Posting wojaks should be a lucrative profession.

>>150688385
You are so fucking scared right now.

bvlls

>>150688430
what's 1993?

>>150688320
Based cat farter

>>150688370
Jerry wasn't the curse until he chased off Jimmy

>>150688420
>cheerleaders
No, no one cares about some faggot on the sidelines when the other team's leader is a twink faggot momma's boy.

>>150688395
You'd have to find a very small CB or RB for him to make a 5-10 / 204 look normal. Derrick Henry is 6 ft 3 in,
252 lb, for example

>>150688423
>my mom, who hates me , dressed me

>>150688432
at least your uniforms are kinda kino. sorry about bryce hope he improves but that footage of him staring at the jumbotron during a timeout was kinda damning

do y'all want to have an /sp/ meetup?

>y-you're scared!
>scared over what might happen in a recess game on my TV
kek, $55M to do this every game. Sometimes more than once per game.

>>150688436
I am. Fuck the viqueens and their trannies.

>>150688398
Kelvin Benjamin

>>150688420
I want to violently bussy blast them, so no, I hope the kangz win so they get gaped by 'iggerlicious dick in the showers after the game.

>>150688447
Lol Nobody is scared to manlove. He will choke it away like he always has

>>150688274
If history is any indicator his kid will be a worse owner somehow. So there's that to look forward to Cowgirls.

Hello, I need the hottest take you have

>>150688482
wow he threw an armpunt

I think Purdy is him

>>150688453
NFL fans know what it means. Don't play stupid canacuck.

>>150688423
if I dress like a 5 year old people won't notice that i'm actually just a tall midget™.

>>150688439
Halo CE > CoD 4

>>150688420
Why is this a thing? Rams have had male cheerleaders for the entirety they have been in LA. Also Bears have no offensive line and are going to get raped again by a competent team. To root for Chicago is to root for failure.

>>150688457
I like them both
Go chiefs

>>150688423
>they pay stylists thousands of dollars to dress them in “fits” like this

>>150688182
13% of the population commits 70% of all crimes.

>>150688498
kiwi is a tranny

>>150688423
Bullied into wearing your sister's clothes.

>>150688489
Detroit had the right plan (stop the run, wait for love to make a mistake) but they just couldn't execute on it
Last year's lions would've caught one of those back to back ints Love nearly threw

>>150688522
We said hot takes not observable facts

>>150688474
Only if I'm allowed to kick the maori rape babby square in the balls with my steel toes on.

>>150688498
lamar jackson has never lost a shootout

armpunting his way to victor- oh....

>>150688482
>>150688489
You people sound shook af. NGL I’d be shitting my pants too if my team shared a division with the Packers. Parsons and Love are going to put the league on notice

>/spol/
cancer

I watched my team win yesterday

SKOLsisters.. i got a bad feeling about this tell me everything will be alright

>>150688474
I have a self imposed 50 mile restraining order keeping me away from Nick Wright.

Who are you quoting

>>150687889
>>150687885
Which team in the AFC is going to stop them?

>>150688498
The games being rigged and the league being an entertainment product instead of a sport is a good thing and anyone that complains about it is a subtard.

>>150688427
We’ll gladly take him back in baltimore

its too quiet ITT right now, something feels off.

where did the mutt schizo go?

Stafford seems to have has survived Week 1. How many will he play for the Rams?

>>150688550
It's just the bears. I say this as a bears fan.

>>150688498
Justin Fields performance wasn't a fluke and he is going to have a great season

>>150688274
Because he's seen Micah's work ethic up close and he knows that now that the dude got paid he's going to coast, stop playing through his inevitable injuries and generally not give a shit.

Don't mistake this first month or so for being indicative of anything. Micah is trying very hard for the moment because he knows all eyes are on him and he wants to show everyone Jerry was wrong. That motivation will subside. He'll realize he has all the money he ever needs, the Packers will fail to win the owl and next season hell be making MVP money to play like 10 games between back and hamstring problems or whatever. Jerry handed the Packers a time bomb. I mean, it's Jerry fucking Jones. If HE doesn't want to pay a name brand player something is fishy. But go ahead and laugh Green Bay, you're only locked into $136 mil in guarantees, what could possibly go wrong

>muhhhh packietards are putting the league on notice
>actually using the phrase, "putting ____ on notice"
Remember what I said about recess...? Packturds are 4th graders.

>>150688512
>Rams have had male cheerleaders for the entirety they have been in LA
Vocal minority here, there was a good couple years where this wasnt the case. I truly miss those times.

>>150688546
Their only wins are going to be reposting Packer loses last year, by teams that weren't even theirs. Sad, but this what over a Century of Packer dominance does to a division. It's no coincidence that when the Buccaneers left they finally starting winning rings

I don't watch many Ravens games because I am racist, did they win?

>>150688572
You want a real hot take? Jets are winning the AFCE.

>>150688420
Imagine being this obsessed lmao

>>150688547
I think it's a falseflag to get them to start banning anyone that says a gamerword because the /nfl/ culture offends effete faggots.

>>150688546
StaffGOAT > Manlove
Verse > Parsons

Facts dont care about your feelings

>>150688547
Cry

Is Fox News dead? They’re literally talking about that “Karen” from the Phillies game. Boomerslop propaganda

>packturds having a melty over their $55M/yr muttqb's dipshit mistakes being posted again
kwab

>>150688589
Damn that's burning hot bro. You're a real one for saying that dawg

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Daily reminder that /nfl/ is a Bears fandom genny. Let’s try to keep the discussion related to the flagship franchise of the NFL.

>>150687720
Is it wrong that my first thought when I see that webm is "damn those heels are cute I wish I had that body"

reminder : the NFL is a White and Black sport, no browns or yellows allowed

>>150688602
>Boomerslop propaganda
That's literally all fox news is, and yet it's still a step up from newsmax and OAN

I genuinely don't think there's a team more boring than the 2025 Seahawks.

>>150688599
>The gold shield patch is a new addition to NFL uniforms this season and will be worn by five players who were recipients of Associated Press awards from 2024
>(((associated press))) gifts
kek. no one cares.

Kwab part 1

>>150688580
I thought one of the byproducts of Trump would be the end to this sort of nonsense. I voted for picrel but TTD was supposed to be decent byproduct of losing

>>150688616
Boomers are the most gullible group of people on the planet. I’ve had it on in the background for about 5 minutes and all I’ve heard is lies

>>150688613
No but it is indicative of you being exposed to too much estrogen

>>150688613
Stop going to /gif/ bro its rotting your brain. That whole board is a psyop

Kwab pat 2

>>150688609
ALL MY ROWDY FRIENDS

Bears gonna win watch it happen.

>>150688645
the nuggles really get these queefies all worked up...

>>150688574
Jerry is the curse

>>150688641
>thigh highs
I will cheer for your team

>>150688643
what are you talking about? It helped me understand who I was deep down, I’m a female trapped in a man’s body. Changing your gender is the only solution to gender dysphoria

>>150688661
The clip you're replying to was from Friday

>>150688641
Bear down

>>150688670
someone tell this packtard fan to shut the fuck up.

>>150687747
>YourTeamCheats.com completely debunks spyslop
>Harvard completely debunks deflateslop
>another chad completely debunks Brady ref favoritism and buries mutthomes
Patsbros stay winning

are people who hate the puckers white or nonwhite
there's the possibility they're rivals in the white midwest but also good odds they're brown cowgirls fans or otherwise mad about white states

>>150688462
Derrick Henry is built like a god damn TE
He's an anomaly for a RB
The average RB height is 5'10
They're usually stockier than Bryce though

>>150688670
Least delusional Packers fan

>>150688676
Yeah, carry over from the owl, the queefies are still seething.

>>150688685
Mosquitos and Somalians

Alejandro Chikaner is here

>>150688670
Why is greenbay like this

Haven't heard anything encouraging about JJ McCarthy from local sources. Everybody is optimistic, but there's no substance, no rumors of doing anything truly impressive at any point over two offseasons worth of practices. He seems like a good kid. He'll put in the work. The coaching staff seems confident that he won't be a disaster, but that's all.

>>150688634
More like not enough estrogen

>>150688631
The Ingraham Show is a special brand of garbage, some of the worst slip on there
The woman is just hateful

>yeah, but
kwapackturd

>>150688689
Packers haters are just assblasted Cowboys fans still bitter about JLove dabbing on them in the playoffs

Football :)

>>150688709
>people are optimistic about quarterback making his week 1 start
Shocking stuff

My loins WILL make wildcard and there WILL be seething for some reason

>>150688709
>local sources.
That's because is a White QB. (((They))) are going to shit on him his entire career because of the color of his skin.

This game is going to be so ass.

>>150688718
Don’t reply to Alejandro Chikaner

Wions comin for dem cheeks

>>150688730
Based post

>>150688543
What makes this play even worse is that it was like 1st and 10 with 30 seconds on the clock and the packers only needed a field goal to tie it up to go to overtime and possibly winning the game advancing to the conference championship. I'm surprised most packers fans didn't call for Jordan loves head for this but they are the winningest organization in the league so he got away with it.

The Bears schedule is the most fucked up shit I have ever seen fuck Jerry for trading Parsons to the Packers you old faggot

uh, what even are kicked jokes/insults?

>>150688730
>downgraded from superbowl to wild card exit
Jesus lions anon it's just one game

>>150688749
>I'm surprised most packers fans didn't call for Jordan loves head for this
because they are followers, not leaders. cucks for whatever the only local source of entertainment provides for them. They have no other option.

I know it was meaningless, but this was the best catch of week 1 so far
TeSlaa was a fucking steal

kek /mlb/ spics banevading again
they have a brown mongrel complex like sudacas do to white firsties except instead its spics and the MLB versus whites and the NFL

Leave Saquon to me

>>150688750
Bitchmade. Fuck the packers and don't go into whining mode before the bears have even taken the field.

>calling fans dumb

wow, fuck this guy. doesn't he know that we pay his salary?

>>150688781
Fans are stupid as shit
Everyone knows this

what are you guys having for game snacks? im having chocolate milk and popcorn

Alejandro is seething again

George Floyd OD’s on Fent
>riots across the country, white people literally bowing down to black people
Innocent woman attacked on a subway by a thug
>crickets

>>150688787
I'm not stupid. I actually actually make money betting on games

>>150688795
choccy milk and poppycorn :)

>>150688749
>The team wins a lot so they kept the QB
You should always drop your QBs everytime they fuck up. Just a have a revolving door of them, never stop. Works for the bears!

>>150688498
The Bills made a terrible mistake by not firing McDermott when Harbaugh or Payton was available. He's mid at best and has cost Allen at least one super bowl already

Also Kelce might be toast already and with the Cheifs having nowhere else to turn he's not going to be able to coast until the payoffs like he clearly wants to. He'll try to pick up the slack, get hurt, the Chiefs will either miss the playoffs or be forced to play on the road and after they lose he'll end up retiring juuust short of Rice's postseason TD record. And I will laugh my fucking ass off

>>150688795
This is my usual Gameday meal

>>150688801
>innocent

>>150688758
The loss of Ragnow is not recoverable

>>150688802
Lol dunning kruger sounding dumbass

>>150688795
Chocolate milk and popcorn, of course

He's literally one retarded throw dropped pass away from saying it

>>150688819
Wake up call hopefully.

ya, im feeling good

>>150688816
they always kill you with the extra fees

>>150688820
Ragnow AND Zeitler

Any other anons have their teams Mt Rushmore in Jersey form?

>>150688841
And your OC and DC

>>150688795
Water.

>>150688832
already gone and lost, hopefully more of a life-lesson for those not yet gone.

>>150688816
jeez anon, dieting?

>>150688833
>"big time throws" is a stat

>>150688848
Yeah for sure
I have more hope for Sheppard than Morton tho
Morton needs to get his fat ass out of the fucking booth

>>150688755
Kickers aren't real football players. They called him Bosmell and stuffed him in a gym bag or made him play naked car wash. I gurantee he was the only senior they made play naked car wash

>>150688826
He really needs to get his shit together.

>>150688844
>having and/or wearing a jersey with another man's name on it.
kek

>>150688833
BEARS BEARS BEARS

Future Lions OC Mike McDaniel

do you think there's some kind of sports karma where if you really misbehave as a fan you get reincarnated in Minnesota

Dan Campbell when he’s exposed as a coordinator baby

>>150688816
I like how this dumb old repost always exposes newfags.

The urge to have Caleb Williams soft feminine hands jerk me off until I bust on his freshly painted pink nails

>>150688801
Your mistake is believing shitskins, modern libtard whites and femoids have the capacity for shame or logic.

>>150688869
>working for a company with another mans name on it

>>150688859
Given them a break, they were told to come up with 5 talking points about gayleb and were told to keep them all positive.

>>150688888
you need to be placed on a watchlist and medicated. Wasted digits

>>150688888
And there it is

>>150688874
That's not a bad thing

>>150688795
I'm too depressed to eat much so I had the rice and chili my mom made and now I'm gonna try to be normal until I have to go to bed early cause I gotta be up at 4:45 AM to go wageslave in a windowless building

>>150688819
she's guilty of breaking the golden rule

Float status?

>>150688892
Oh, yeah. Mr. Safe and Secure Data Administration really has me by the balls.

>>150687939
he said nigger in a tweet a hundred years ago so he's permanently blacklisted

>>150688819
Who is this and why should I care

>>150688888
Checked and true

I miss Pete and Geno

I miss the Float

>>150688816
we unironically got 2000 chicken nuggets for $200 from the campus BK at a superbowl watch at my college dorm one year. A freshmen lineman that was in our dorm that didn't travel ate about 180 before he left.

Quenton Nelson is eternally a chad

>>150688866
He's definitely a spicy meatball. Dude has a temper

>>150688869
Did you come up with this opinion or did you parrot something you heard someone else say

>>150688946
He should just smoke weed before the game.

>>150688951
I read it in a magazine once and it made sense, so I say it almost daily. Mad, faggot?

>>150688920
Without his paycheck you are homeless. He literally owns you. Might as well let him fuck your wife cause who knows? Probably already happened

Really excited to see my bears bootyblast the vikqueers

>>150688958
>parroting another man's opinions
Lol, lmao even

>>150688945
based domer anon

>>150688966
I'm trans btw

conservatives are the least educated voting base in America. This should really speak volumes on who you should vote for..

>>150688408
Dolphin's new captains this season:

>(Returning captain) Age 27 QB Tua (been with MIA for 5 yra)

>(New captain) Age 27 C Aaron Brewer (last yr was his first in MIA)

>(Returning captain) Age 29 FB Alec Ingold (been with MIA for 2 yrs)

....

>(Returning captain) Age 30 DT Zach Sieler (been with MIA for 5 yrs)

>(New captain) Age 29 DE Bradley Chubb (been with MIA for 1.5 yrs)

>(New captain) Age 27 LB Jordyn Brooks (just joined MIA over offseason)

plenty of players and coaches have spoken about Brooks and Brewer stepping up as leaders this offseason.

Sieler represents the Dolphins’ attempted culture change this season quite well. He’s the only player to receive an extension this offseason

Tua, Ingold, and Sieler are repeats, but last year’s captains included Tyreek Hill, Jalen Ramsey, Calais Campbell, Terron Armstead and David Long Jr.

Campbell and Armstead were excellent leaders, but Hill even mentioned in an interview earlier this offseason that he shouldn’t be made a captain this season, and it’s become clear Ramsey wasn’t entirely bought in last year.

Long might have been a great leader, but his play fell off and the team cut him mid-season

This year, it’s clear that the Dolphins only wanted players who were truly bought in

"I'm really excited about the whole voting process this year in general because each team is unique to its own and this team, I think, was much more unified and the focus on those six guys were very clear," head coach Mike McDaniel said before practice Monday. "So they were resounding vote getters. And I think it speaks to the team, I think, knew the assignment a little bit more and were focused on giving the keys of captainship to those that had earned it each and every day. And I think that's what it speaks to me the most, is a football team that knows who they want to be led by."

it’s pretty clear the Dolphins needed to make some changes, and that is reflected in these choices for captains.

>>150688958
That's worse than wearing a jersey

>>150688498
>the nfl is WWE
>Analyzing 13,136 defensive penalties from 2015 to 2023, we find that postseason officiating disproportionately favors the Mahomes-era Kansas City Chiefs
https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/abs/10.1111/fire.70020

>Moreover, we find that referees are more likely to call penalties that benefit the Mahomes era Chiefs offense in high-leverage situations. When conditioning on the expected points added (EPA) potential of a play, postseason penalties tend to occur in ways that disproportionately advantage the Chiefs when they are in strong scoring position. Similarly, when conditioning on down to go, referees are more likely to call penalties that favor the Chiefs on third or fourth down, which are situations where penalties can directly extend drives. Importantly, we find no comparable postseason effect for the Brady-era Patriots, the Alex Smith–Andy Reid-era Chiefs, or other recent contenders such as the Philadelphia Eagles, Los Angeles Rams, or San Francisco 49ers

>>150688834
How do they have enough people that will pay that much extra? It’s like £1.50 extra here.

>>150688967
It was written by a transwoman. What now, faggot?

0-17
Why do I have to bring this back?

>>150688962
based illiterate retard.

>>150688981
refs did this all the time from Brady?

>>150688945
fuckkkk I remember the 10 cent burger king nuggies

Was a really good few months for a poorfag

>>150688994
bryce young is him. dont worry bro

>>150688985
>parroting a trannys opinions
You think that makes it better? Kek what a retard

>>150688985
>I suck lady cock! I bet you're scared now
Lol fun crash out

>>150688970
Lots of vikings sissies will be out of the general after week 1

>>150688999
>10c BK nuggies
that sounds absolutely disgusting

>>150689000
0-17 posting only stopped last year cause Andy Dalton

Caleb Williams is the "scratch and sniff" of NFL Quarterbacks

No I won't elaborate

just got ITT but shut up bitchknees

We seem to be back on the
>He's not suspended
timeline. It'll be another 12 minutes before we go back to the suspension timeline

>>150688998
The reffies only were pro brady during his 2nd title run and even then it wasnt nearly as egregious as they are propping up the queefies now. The nfl's golden boy was peyton manning during brady's early run.

>>150688997
Your lifes work goes to another mans legacy. You are a low iq slave

Lets go Bears

>>150689038
and then we all die. Oh, well.

OH HE'S PLAYING ALRIGHT

>>150689034
explain how Brady cheated numerous times, had evidence against them, and still was awarded Super Bowl’s every year. You can’t.

>>150689016
Nuggies didn't always cost a dollar each like they do now. There was a time more recent than a cowboys superbowl you could get actual hamburgers from McDonalds for 69c that were twice the size of their burgers now. Now denying on where you live a hamburger can be over $2.

>>150688981
>we find no comparable postseason effect for the Los Angeles Rams
APOLOGIZE right now

>those fags actually believe the tranny writer story
kwaretard

>>150689034
>The reffies only were pro brady during his 2nd title run
yea I guess the refs were favoring the raiders in the 01 afc wild card game

>>150689059
Nigga can't even afford sleeves with all that money?

Bills anon here
>Bears
chads
>Lions
faggots that go back to le epic MSU/UM shit after 7 losses
>Packers
sort of based but they fuck it up
>Vikings
reddit tier somalian cuckoldry

>>150689038
>Your lifes work goes to another mans legacy. You are a low iq slave

>>150688983
people in america like to gaslight themselves into thinking that their free time is worth like $100 an hour, so they don't mind paying $20 to save 30 minutes of "going out"

>>150689079
>Bills anon here
stopped reading here. go tell reddit about it.

>Lions suck again
I just wanna see em do well once
The Lions are actually likable in their failure unlike the Browns

Can he reach 4000 yards?

>>150688816
>dasher tip
you guys don't really do this, right?

>>150689103
I wanna see them go 0-17 to top their 0-16 season

>>150689103
>I just wanna see em do well once
but you did

>>150689058
Imma fuck your gf with my Phillip Rivers jersey on btw

>>150689097
It seems moren like you formed an opinion of my post after reading the entirety of my post based on your retaliatory projecting

>>150689114
You want the driver to spit on your food?

>>150689092
Depends on the location. Some restaurants dont jack their prices up to insane amounts like McDonalds on delivery apps. Time is the only thing you cant buy, it’s a non-renewable and scare resource. Rich people will buy time. The problem is broke people using delivery apps.

>>150689121
>wearing another man's name on your back
cuck

>>150689114
Of course not but guving them a good tip will make them deliver it faster so I give them a big tip and take it back right as they're dropping it off.

>>150689112
He could but I wouldn't count on it.
As much fun as I'm having, it's still only week 1. ONE GAME and all that nonsense.

>>150689033
eagles have really supplanted the giants/jets as the wop's preferred nfl franchise

>>150689128
>needing another mans company to feed your family
Mega Cuck

>>150689125
i want him/her to do they job and bring me my tendies and do it FAST!

>>150689112
pretty sure he had over 4000 yards last year

I was thinking about becoming a raiders fan but yesterdays win made me feel better.

>>150688787
You’re stupid, I’m not.

>>150689130
Get back in the kitchen bitch

Is there a stat that honestly means less than passing yards? We've ween numerous 5k passers miss the playoffs, and a 2k passer just won Super Bowl MVP

>>150689136
>he thinks I use that money for feeding myself, when really I use that money for hookers and blow.

>>150689079
Pretty much except chicago is chadlike but in a severly homoerotic way

Mina Kimes is getting BTFO by based boys at Outkick kek you love to see it

>>150688781
>Anal zone

>>150689112
He's almost at 20000 yards retard

>>150689153
>hookerz and blow
Both which look good in football jerseys. I rest my case

>>150689156
>We didn't try to get her and her family bullied
>We should bully her
huh

>>150689112
He could be really good if the Oline gets their shit together

We are 30 minutes from JJ McCarthy's nationally televised buttraping

>>150689156
I will murder their entire families if they harm my Mina

>>150689156
qrd?

Any explanation from the NFL yet on what happened in the 4th quarter when the Falcons spiked the ball, the whistle blew and clock was stopped; and then the play before the spike (so not the previous play but the play before that) was somehow reviewed and the down and distance went back to that down?

>>150689176
You mean his New Orleans Kiwi?

>>150689152
QBR
Not to be confused with Passer Rating.

>>150689176
Anon the game starts at 8:15

>>150689152
>is there a qb stat not involved with the key criteria of a qb since invention of the forward pass
Rushing yards ig?

>>150689176
>of course a burrs fan would post this...as he claps for his twink faggot QB that cries to mommy when he loses.

>>150689152
Touchdown/interception ratio

>>150689187
That's kickoff, game starts 15 min before that

>>150689152
Tackles done by CBs
If you're an elite CB your tackles show be lower than you'd think cause the pas deflections would be higher

>>150689185
How was your day, babe?

>>150689176
its gonna be bad, isnt it?

>>150689185
i like that the defender bobbled it and then caught it. Even he was surprised out of his fucking mind that the ball came to him.

my jaggies are winning it all this season

>>150689187
Yeah he's getting raped during the pre game, I heard they got Shaq since he's on ESPN now

>>150689180
Mina crying racism as usual for getting held to account for shit takes and endorsing political candidates

Would any anons like to type up a nice pre-game analysis of the two teams?
I'm a casual fan, I think williams is a fag and JJ was a nice look qb for Michigan in the natty before his body failed him.
I usually lose a lot of faith in athletes after they suffer an injury like that so I'm begrudgingly going to assume the Bears win tonight.
I should probably go read thru their offseason reports as well so I can remind myself who tf even plays on these teams this year lol

>>150689189
Would you rather have 2019 Jameis Winston or 2024 Jordan Love

>>150689185
Temuqueen

>>150689200
the truly elite CBs have 0 tackles and maybe one pass defensed

>>150689033
A suspension for spitting would be unprecedented in the NFL and with the league already wary of the queefs favoritism storyline it was never even a remotely realistic outcome.

>>150689216
I'd rather have AIDS

new
>>150689220

>>150689180
people on a no name website want attention

>>150689207
You looked solid. The delay killed the momentum like it did for my iggles and the kwabboys

>>150689200
The real Elite CB's mask their power levels until key moments of the game. Lulling fraudster qbs into a sense of security before getting a pick6. Revis did this often until he became a household name

>>150689225
It would probably cause more problems because we saw things that were less sportsmanlike than that over the weekend not get punished.

>>150688903
Cry harder faggot

>>150689244
Very good point

>>150689214
THey always cry racism

Put my entire net worth on this parlay. How cooked am I chat?

>>150687820
>Worst major city in the world desu
Dunno about world but from having to visit my in-laws it's definitely the worst in America.

"Community Organizer"

>>150687922
>Pine Time
I keep hearing that in Chris Berman's voice.