Thread 150687374

So, it happened AGAIN. We can blame the refs, we can blame Isak, we can blame the Gyökeres, we can blame Olsen, we can blame the """"defense"""", we can blame mental midgitude, we can blame finns, we can blame Russia, we can praise Kosovo's effort, but the truth is it's simply not enough. Tactics, determination you name it, it all stinks. Zero fucking two. We tried to copy Denmark (again) and we still can't score. I don't think the attacking football is working.

Don't get me wrong, I still have full faith in Hjon Dahl Tomasson and the gubbs, but MASSIVE reinforcements are desperately needed right now. Otherwise I'm not very optimistic about our chances of qualifying for the world cup, let alone winning a game. Not playing like this. What do you think, /sug/? When are we going to win? Es ist vorbei?

>Some helpful links to numb the pain:
https://www.aftonbladet.se/sportbladet
https://www.expressen.se/sport
https://jlingz.com
https://www.konsumentverket.se/konsumentratt-process/angerratt/
https://www.1177.se/sjukdomar--besvar/psykiska-sjukdomar-och-besvar/sjalvmordstankar/till-dig-som-har-sjalvmordstankar/

NO MORE DANES

Disband the whole country

This result will create a bigger celebration in Sweden than an actual Swedish win though, so the overall happiness increases or something lmao

At least Isak got that goal at the end.

it's over

F I A S K O

Very disappointing.

>not learning the oldest lesson in the book
praktfiasko

FIRE THE DANISH COACH AND FIRE THE DANE IN GOAL

lol

Embarassing

I miss Janne. I miss Lagerbäck. I even miss Zlatan.

Is this the biggest upset in Swedish sporting history since Belarus 2002?

>

ITS TIME FOR THE COACH TO PACK UP AND FUCK OFF

>>150687528
This is the biggest fiasco in Swedish sporting history period. A squad worth hundreds of millions losing to a tiny little country that isn't even real.

>losing to blueberry nations
I am boycotting this Jewish bullshit any way.

Gyorkeres is a Coventry City level player elevated beyond his level because he came up with a marketable goal celebration

I blame the Danes and the English for mentally corrupting these players.

Wow, AI works fast.

>>150687573
Belarus was worse, because we were actually good at hockey

>>150687593
And Arsenal fell for it. LOL!

>>150687614
He was actually decent though. The rest of team however. The "match fit" meme needs to end.

>>150687628
Who fucking cares about hockey? There's like 4 countries in the world that plays it. We have fucking players going for record fees and we're losing to fucking Kosovo. This is way worse.

>>150687595
Gyokeres can only pray to become an Arsenal legend like Freddie.

I would be more worried for Arsenal for buying Gyökeres than for Liverpool.

He ate

>>150687682
I think he will do well.
>>150687687
>glassman
he will not survive 1 month before going on the injury list.

My neck fucking hurts. Should I take ipren or alvedon?

Vi har ju förfan inget försvar.
>Hien
Spelar oftare mittfältare än back.

>Gudmundsson & Svensson
Osäkra töntar som inte vet vem av dom som ska jobba hem när.

>Bernhardsson & Ekdal
Ekdal ska spela superettan och Bernhardsson vem fan är de.

S K A N D A L

>>150687700
>I think he will do well.
I hope so.

If JDT isn't fired after tonight, I don't know what it would take. A team of Sweden's caliber should not under any fucking circumstances be losing to Luxembourg and Kosovo. It's a fucking disgrace.

I've never seen Niva so upset so much.

F I A S K O
I
A
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>>150687796
What the fuck was I typing here.
I've never seen Niva so upset before*

>>150687374 (OP)
You've always been shit. The only time you weren't was when Ibrahimovic was on the team. Without him, you're nothing.

>1000 sack this fucking danish cunt comments
https://www.expressen.se/sport/fotboll/landslaget/folj-herrlandslaget-i-fotboll-direkt/

>>150687796
>have a Norrland dialect
>still end up sounding like a giant fucking sissy bitch because of your shrill tone
How can someone roll his life dice so god damn bad

kek

>>150687822
>>150687796
where can I see this, missed it

>>150687824
Our team is worth more than yours. Your best player is rejected by even United.

Not saying your team isn't better than ours, just trying to convey how insane that we can be so bad.

Absolut jätte kollapsfiasko

you ok sweden?

>>150687824

Sweden achieved nothing with Zlatan and got a better World Cup performance after he quit

>they wanted it more

sack jdt

>>150687863
viaplay

>high press and counter
it's too easy to beat this team.
literally playing angeball what the fuck is wrong with this danish prick

wasting a world class forward line like this with superettan tier defending

>>150687845
Grats on the win, but holy shit we fucking suck so bad. Olsen is just a blunder magnet and he should just fucking retire already.

>>150687913
Did he really say that?
Don't remember him saying this after 2005 Final lmaoooooo

>>150687796
Watching Hjon ”tactics” is triggering to autists.

>>150687901
Atleast Zlatan gave us some nice goals.

What I want is for this shitty fucking Dane to be FIRED

>>150687954
>there is still a chance

>>150687948
>Hjon
kek

>>150687374 (OP)
who do swedes think is better for their NT, gyok or isak?

Lol both Ljungberg and Niva are fuming

>>150687933
Thanks!

Well I don't blame him for the 2nd goal at least, that one was an unstoppable strike from Muriqi
But I don't even know what JDT's gameplan is
If you dominate the possession and play the game on the opponent's half you need to have your keeper helping the defense against counters

Also Elanga just kept crossing it straight to Muric's hands over and over

>>150688023
We don't give a shit. They're both not doing shit under our Danish coach.

>>150688023
Isak in a heartbeat. Gyök only scores when it doesn't matter.

I genuinely think Tomasson, even now as an old fart, would have scored at least one of those multiple chances Saletros had

Har inte kollat swe landskamp sen Janne Andersson snea i tv med Bojan.

Tennis är roligare än fotboll.

>>150688023
I like both, they're good stockholm boys

We're the complete opposite to Spain.
But if we meet Spain we'll win.

>>150688023
Trash this whole team and coach are trash

>>150688068
Synd att Sverige är ännu sämre på tennis.

>>150688084
literally will get 7-1'd

>>150688116
Gulligt att tro att vi ens kommer i närheten på att göra mål. Vi var fan inte ens nära mot Kosovo.

Vilka ska ni heja på i VM grabbar? jag kör Grekland.

who is the least shit at footy out of sweden denmark norway and binland (i know binland are the worst but ill include them anyway)

How much did Liverpool buy Isak for again? Lel

>>150688200
Probably Denmark as much as I Hate to say it

>>150688200
Denmark and it's not even close. They keep steamrolling the qualification stages but atleast they also suck in the tourneys lol

>>150688200
Historically speaking
1. Sweden
2. Denmark
POWER GAP
9001. Norway
POWER GAP
900001. Finland

Today:
1. Denmark
2. Norway
POWER GAP
9001. Sweden
9002. Finland

Det är så att man blir nostalgisk över Toivonen, Ekdal, Granqvist, Martin Olsson, Claesson, Hiljemark, Forsberg och Seb Larsson.

SJÄL

>>150688233
i think he only played 20 mins.
enough for a hat trick vs kosovo or usa to be fair

>>150688276
Det är tillochmed så att jag saknar >Berg

>>150688200
We beat Kosovo so we're considered elite now

heh................. he just.............. needs............ more time..................

>>150688378
This is our fault for letting a Dane take control. We were naive.

>>150688276
Öhh är inte det där racism? Jag gillar att kolla på ett lag fyllt av 50% miljardnegrer och där vi förlorar mot bokstavligenvemländer

>>150688380
That team was fucking shit to be fair. It was a miracle we won that group.

>>150688380
>2020
>4 years ago
>sweden in charge of maths

>>150688267
Norway hasn't even been in a tournament since 2000.

>>150688424
They will unironically reach the semi finals in the world cup.

>>150688418
Check the dates Mads...

>>150688437
No they won't, they still have the same fucking coach who failed to qualify for the last two tournaments and other than a couple of stars their team is pretty mediocre.

Är det bara jag eller svamlar Ljungberg? Hör fan inte vad han säger.

Ljungberg och Niva bråkar nu grabbar.

>>150688164
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnLNDuKya04

where's that half costa rican swede with a seething hateboner for england now then eh

Does this mean Sweden is not making the World Cup?

>>150688621
It means we probably won't win the group, but we can still qualify through the playoff.

>>150688621
That's right. No Swedish female supporters for you to drool over.

I was hoping to get our fraud manager sacked....

>>150688621
Not unless we fire the Dane fucking immediately

We didn't want to play a Trump world cup anyway.

>>150687818
Gaby Gudmundsson my boooy

I would be so sad if he's not at the world cup

>t. LOSC fan

>>150688617
the arsenal general

>>150687527
Holy mother of trvkes

>>150687595
yeah, the english league ruins most players

The only good Swedish players right now are the black and arab ones

The white ones are dogshit lol

>>150698047
There are too many blacks and arabs. We need zero to be good.

>>150698131
Isak
Elanga
Ayari
= your top 3 players

You don’t have any white swedes that are anywhere close to their ability.

Grim…

>>150687595
>>150697927
The irony that it’s actually the three bundesliga players that are swedens problem right now. That midfield of theirs is shocking - but what can you expect when they’re playing for Eintract Frankfurt and Holstein Kiel.
>>150698226
While their best 3 players are all unironically playing in the premier league

But don’t let the facts get in the way of your bullshit

>>150698047
That's true for England and most other countries as well. But you won't fight back or deny it. Instead you'll take pride in it. Because you're non-white yourself.

>>150698266
I’ll take Harry Kane, Declan Rice and Cole Palmer over your 3 poopyskins.

>>150698301
Two retards and a half-breed.

Imagine this midfield going up against Rice / Bellingham and Palmer

No wonder Sweden is so shit LMAO

>>150698318
Wait until the English Messi joins them.
England has an array of white players coming up thru the youth. Can’t say the same for Sweden tho…

>>150687374 (OP)
Chin up guys, you had a good run in the 2018 WC, better recent history than world champions like Italy. I still seethe at that 3-0

we are a skiing nation anyway, they can have their football slop

>>150698528
>Another British sport

pissak forced 2 wingers to play up front but the swedes wont dare blame him for not doing his fucking job

>>150698329
Ayari and Larsson are decent though.

Also we have Kulu (injured) and Bergvall (who JDT refuses to play)

>>150698720
We blame Liverpool and Newcastle for leaving him unfit. We needed him. Now we're going to miss the world cup and it's all their fault for dragging this shit out.

Larsson and Zlatan > Isak

>sweden have a danish head coach
>england have a german
What a time to be alive.

>>150698226
>Isak
>Elanga
>Ayari
>= your top 3 players
All those players sucks ass.

Lol. Lmao.

>>150699229
>4-2-4

>>150699229
Hold up, Swedens main man is an Eritrean from the Horn of Africa? LOL

>>150687818
why are Swedes niggers now

>>150699410
we tried to be nice and help less fortunate brown people and then things got out of hand and no one dared to do anything about it because of racism and here we are

>>150699229
*fixes our national team*

don't forget to replace rooney with kulu when he is back

what does he do?

>>150700536
How does your league get away with selling overpriced frauds?

>>150698880
It's his fault for throwing a tantrum and it's Newcastles fault for refusing to give in to his tantrum until the last second

sug :DDDD

>>150698355
> Dowman
> White
He's not.

>>150687374 (OP)
>no jlingz

the pain will continue until posting improves

one month to go swedes....

>>150699410
t. Pajeetovic

Varför är svenska målvakter skit? Även Isaksson sög

SVFF is never ever going to fire a coach during a campaign, even if we lose the next 2 matches 3-0

>>150687707
always 2 alve and 1 ipren and u will wake up better tomorrow

>>150703408
There is an up and coming talent but he decided he wants to be Danish instead.

>>150707211
Noel Törnqvist could be alright though.

>>150698925
>YEAAAA STRAIGHT FROM THE TOP OF MAH DOME

i follow a cute girl on tiktok who is half swedish

>>150707211
Holy BASED

>>150710018
swedish soft power stretching across the globe

>>150710242
better via girls doing silly dances than say, "comedies" about Stig Helmer

>>150707468
kek

The Swedish FA has reported critical comments to the police

>>150710018
ugly fat bitch

>>150716565
she isnt fat

>>150716351
British tier KWABotry

>>150716565
she's fine, it's just the fridge bodytype

>>150710782
Sällskapsresan is great, faggot