Thread 150687681

WORLD CUP QUALIFICATION
>Friday, September 5, 2025
20:45 Italy 5-0 Estonia

>Monday, September 8, 2025
20:45 Israel 4-5 Italy

EURO U21 QUALIFICATION
>Friday, September 5, 2025
18:15 Italy u21 2-1 Montenegro u21

>Tuesday, September 9, 2025
18:15 North Macedonia u21 - Italy u21

Reminder to skip your meds, the voices are all REAL, respect your Mum (even if she is from Emilia-Romagna), clean your PC cables and do not compare your girlfriend to a toastie maker.

negru

>>150687681 (OP)
Hollow Knight: Silksong is up for 7 American Eagles on Steam Argentina.
And what the fuck was this game lmao.

keanu

>Don Peretz
>not a Sicilian mobster
>not a spic

nihao

6th for for Giulia Tariello

Mein Rommel... we did this for you

>>150687724
sephardi's are spics

Kalulucraftian...

It appears that Jewish-coded teams can't stop conceding five goals

I wonder what Allegri’s thoughts are on this game

>>150687746
Wow

Lachlan Murdoch won.

>>150687832
he did it

>>150687832
LOL

Why did Pastoni do that? Is he bound by contracts that while being employed by a certain club he *has* to fail all his defensive tasks with the national team?

went to watch an Excellent match this Sunday, I guarantee you they defended better than Italy did tonight despite being part timers.
>>150687746
is it me or she has huge hands? If she became a proctologist they could use her at Guantanamo.

>>150687832
>>150687874
Antisemitism and bbilanismo truly are as interwoven as albanians and crime

Grimtoli failed to sign Tonali uhughuuhh

>>150687906
or... printer and semitism?

Bastoni, Dimarco and Di Lorenzo cannot defend, who do >we have to lose against in the playoffs for whoever becomes the new coach to figure it out?

In romania, we have Hagi's son dragged to the national team for years, even if he hadn't played a single minute for his club. Now i see that can happen even in Italy. There's no other reason why Gatttuso would call Maldini's son

>>150687947
he's not any worse than the rest of this jobber team

Luca - Gnoto two man striker team would be unprecedented kino

>>150687947
Welcome to Beppe Riso world
>>150687928
Neither can Mancini, Gatti or everyone else.

>>150687964
Good day and Cauliflower

>>150687964
Cambiaso - Calafiori - Leoni - anyone
would have not conceded 4 goals to the dancing art students

>>150688022
>Leoni
He'll play as much as Chiesa, the Roma games have instilled a grudge against Italians in Slot

>Kosovo currently second
it's only natural they eliminate us after the fruit bowl

I thought Tonali was like a Gattuso or de Rossi sort of player but he is pretty good playing further up

These were two of the most entertaining Italian matches in last 4 or 5 years easily.

>>150688065
the fruit bowl its first of its girone

If they were a country focused on socks export they'd be called Calzedonia

we wuz Keans and shit, accurate tl;dr of the match?

It’s up
https://youtu.be/NXUw0oZe9go

>>150688332
it was as if zeman took hold of both defenses at the same time

breh letting that many goles in.

not gud.

also quesadillas came out great. big recomend to make em too

quite simpel to make and really tasty

>>150688425
Why are you still commenting about the UCL 2024-25 final? Let it go bruh

>>150688381
obligatory sensible chuckle, never old
>>150687681 (OP)
something has to be done about the Locatelli situation

>>150688478
miss calcio with Dzu desu

>>150688478
Holy shit Curious Assistant spotted! This might be the oldest pic I have of him so far

>>150688195
they wasted his career by forcing him to become a defensive midfielder, would have been one of the best wide midfielders in the modern era.

>>150688496
He turns up in a lot of places

Curious Assistant : Juventus = Skull Face : Virtuous Mission & Operation Snake Eater

>>150688478
>>150688601

How come NEETs on a Tibetan cartoon forum know bastoni doesn’t work in a 4 man defence but the créme della créme FIGC top management with 8 figure salaries cannot figure this out

>>150688478
Russian Acestreams…those were the days

>>150688642
because your playing time is based on your agent connections and crime syndicate, if any coach even dares to play with Goodmorning and Dropflowers you'd have the press nagging him about not playing le Inter pillar with the feet that all the world envies at every goal conceded, then you'd have Marotta and his agent making sure he'd remember not fielding him once he leaves the NT and look for a club to manage.

Sleep tight /seriea/

>>150688847
>>150688847
>Goodmorning, Dropflowers
still miss the days of Bob Freshwater, Andrew Counsels, Christian Gifts, Max Jj customers, Kevin Lasagna and those boys desu

>>150689088
not to mention Alex Littleshrimp

For me, it's Sebastian Joeiwin

My heart physically sank into my stomach when the score flashed 4-4. I hate this sbort. Anyway, alls well that ends well! (Gn sirs)

>>150689475
damn forgot about him, tw antimanletism
I once met a guy here named Pissedhimself (Pisciotto)
and a friulian named Asses (Culòs)

>>150689557
Gemma Arterton if she didn't look like she could suck out your kidneys through your urethra

Nottingham Forest got Souloukou'd
inb4 Palladino rumors

>>150698635
T.Motta

>Stefano Benni passed away
Reminder Bar Sport and La Compagnia dei Celestini should be required reading to post on /seriea/

Ducci alert

>>150698845
he looks different with his hair down

>>150698758
>Bar Sport
cheap humorous stories for retards

>milanbvll becomes the NT coach
>NT suddenly becomes at least somewhat entertaining and not a complete poorfag tier qualunquismo slopfest
>poorfags still seethe about ringhio despite him pulling off a miracolozzo in both matches given the abominable squad he has to play with

>>150699090
Now he has the casus belli to not start Bastoni & Barella, and drop the loser printer DNA. Rhino 4000 IQ.

Btw that first israel goal that was ruled out was complete bullshit, israel should've AT LEAST gotten a tie but rivoltissima poorfags if you say this

>>150699112
>Btw that first israel goal that was ruled out was complete bullshit
absolutely, and there was also a penalty for them. It was a total farce.

>>150699099
sure we need more judentus DNA, Gatti and Cambiaso IN

Luperto 2026

Holy lauti-dildiz-rafa tier ghostatazza that I drop 2day on my exam batman

I don't even want to imagine the average mongolism going on at unimi

With the Concordceicao injury, Teun WILL start this saturday!

>ynr that the Fennel wanted to make Bremer play for Italy
Maybe he truly wanted the best for the NT

>>150698845
they always sign cuties and recruit sexo fans it’s like the IDF they do this to allure you away from their shenanigans

>>150699496
I can see it in my dreams, either him or Kelly is going to score an insane gole in the near future

>>150699499
They can say what they want about him, but fennel knows his shit.

How come the older Gen 3 Maldini didn’t get the same nepoboost the younger Gen 3 Maldini receives? He even tried to keep it traditional and play defender.

Or did they see what happened to the older one and decide to boost the younger one?

>>150699726
Helvetic-Alpine tradition tbf

>>150699754
No? I've no problems with israel or jewish people

>Japan are not members of the South American football confederation CONMEBOL. But because CONMEBOL only has ten member associations, guest nations have regularly been invited since 1993.
>Japan has competed as invitee in 1999 and 2019, but were eliminated in the group stage on both occasions.

Idea: Skip the next euros and instead try to win the Copa America.

where are my lunch at the sack fras?

>>150699778
Exactly

>>150699726
wtf I love Donnarumma now?

>>150698758
They're both bood but personally I liked Terra! more (yes, there are calcio references in there too)

Reminder to change your Plex password

>>150699904
what is a plex?

>>150699949
It's what people use before they learn to lose the training wheels and use Jellyfin

>>150699904
>>150699998
you should find a job

>>150700010
Automating everything literally gives me more time for my job doe

Don't get uppity now because changing the way things are done aren't in the Shitalian DNA...

>>150700022
you are automating something useless

>>150700049
Seeing the royal attire reminded me of the early 2000s Barbie movies

>>150700049
Best of all this was paid wit our own taxes

Former Monza owner Plex Silvio Berlusconi

>>150700035
All of human existence is useless... might as well enjoy it while we can...

>>150700119
ok I will just watch the movie like a normal person then

>>150700122
10 goyflixcoins have been deposited in your WEFwallet

stremio > plex

>>150700129
that's not what I mean...

>>150700119
Peak narcostate's dithyramblique mumbo jumbo in this post

>>150699726
I mean... he looks the part

>>150700233
There literally isn't a major club in shitaly that doesn't have the hands of organised crime all over it... calabrian calling the sicilian brown much...

Italy is about to become the new Germany. Now that Germany is out of cheap Russian gas Italy will takeover being the productive powerhouse of Europe with cheap Algerian gas.

>>150700277
>There literally isn't a major club in shitaly that doesn't have the hands of organised crime all over it.
SOVL OVERLOAD

>>150700289
xDSF (expected der spiegel frontpages) status?

When you see a Beppe Riso player on the national team fumble a five meters pass, or another pitiful rant from Gravina & Co. against iracy, think back to these words.

>>150700289
I keep hearing that we are doing great, while in the real world we have the same salaries as 25 years ago and the cost of living has tripled.

>>150700393
Meloni will kick out the non-Italian browns and all will be well in about 336 hours...

>>150700318
1/year
>>150700393
Patience fra.
The servizi segreti managed to cause Maidan and spark the Russo/Ukraine war and blow up Northstream 2 and get Trump elected and they managed to pull all of this off without anyone suspecting Italy.

Now we enter phase 2 pumping the Algerian gas in via Eni + American investments and protection as Europe’s new center of production.

>>150700388
>we can remove the stage 2 cancer but 2 stage 1 cancers will take its place
why not remove them all?

I'm surethe weather has been better in Tuscany at times, but we're not getting too worked up about it here. It's just that a rooster starts crowing every five minutes, but that must be the ghost of Belotti hehe

>>150700468
is even worse here, and we are full of ducci

Visit Doha

>>150700468
I know that in the Netherlands you prefer the muezzin's call at that interval, but a normal countryside is usually like this

>>150700495
kek

>>150700495
Kek

>You know what I am? I am a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it. You know I just do things. The FIFA has formations. The FIGC has formations. Gravinia’s got formations. You know, they’re schemers. Schemers trying to control their little games. I’m not a schemer. I try to show the schemers how pathetic their attempts to control things really are. So when I say, come here, when I say that you and the tifosi was nothing personal, you know that I’m telling the truth. It’s the schemers that put you where you are. You were a schemer. You had a formation. And uh, look where that got you. I just did what I do best. I took your little formation and I turned it on itself. Look what I did to this stadium with Locatelli and a pacey negru. Huh, you know, you know what I noticed? Nobody panics when things go according to plan. Even if the formation is horrifying. If tomorrow I tell the press that the result will be 0-0 and wait for the home match, or that we will score one goal and then defend for the rest of the game, nobody panics because it’s all part of the plan. But when I say that a couple of autogoals may happen, well then everyone loses their minds. Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order and everything becomes chaos. I’m an agent of chaos. Oh, and you know the thing about chaos? It’s fair.

Gennaro Gattuso's halftime motivational speech.

>>150700495
zing

>>150700468
>pool next to a little pitch
grim Duccio desu
>>150700495
oh nee nee nee

>>150700495
>~450 mosques in the Netherlands
>~10 mosques in Italy
Wtf, we're even more cooked than I thought. I kneel Meloni

>>150700495
ducciobros.. wat nou?

>>150700675
10 too much

A fly enters a mosque in Moscow...

There was me, Nicolò Fagioli, Sandro Tonali and Francesco Acerbi playing Yu-Gi-Oh Duel Links

>>150700495
jej

Grimolli is currently watching this game to scout Owusu-Oduro, Goes and Smit

>>150700995
Not sure that fielding nine random Daily Mail commentators in the starting lineup is a sound decision

Why does serie B need to stop for printernational break?

>>150701035
Nothing that Dijkstra's algorithm won't be able to solve

>>150700995
yoooo it's the night stalker

>>150700995
Why are there no kanker marokaaaan in the Dutch national set up?

>>150700995
yona and zechiel will do great things together, i read it in τὰ βιβλία

Ham-ACK

>>150701231
They have the technique/talent but they have neither the athletic prowess of the bantu-Dutch nor the discipline to develop of the white Dutch.

>>150701310
Yeah that makes sense. That said Mazraoui, Ziyech and Amrabat are/were all good enough to be called up.

today, we are all zingardova

>>150700995
I now rate Zechiel and Goes

>Belgian Pro League clubs make record sales from players during the summer transfer window, totalling €381m, up from €314m the year before
A round of applause for bbilan, for actively contributing to this figure

>>150701395
Amrabat was a total shitter when he still had hair, he's a late bloomer.

Also I don't know exactly how to put it, but Morrocans and Turks feel a stronger connection to the land of their roots than those other groups do.

You see it in a lot of interviews, the guys with roots in Ghana, Cape Verde, Nigeria always talk about how grateful they are for the opportunities given to them by the Dutch academy system. And of course the Surinamese and Caribbean are the same way.

If they provided voluntary assistance to disadvantaged entities such as Milan, it would be called the Belgian Pro Bono League

In January 1997, the "Mani Pulite" investigation on Italian politics certified a transfer of 22 billion lire of slush funds from Fininvest's secret safe owned by Silvio Berlusconi and called "All Iberian" to a foreign account held by politician Bettino Craxi. This discovery caused a widening of the investigation that brought to light, after a series of rogatory letters, a system of pyramid transfers of illegal money in favor of AC Milan players: as much as 122.5 billion lire (61 million Euros) passed into the current accounts located in several tax havens of some Rossoneri players in the 1991-1994 period.

The total of slush funds rose to 190 billion lire (95 million Euros), considering the years up to 1997. In summary, for the three Scudetto seasons of Capello's Milan, 20 million Euros were annually paid out illegally as extra salaries to Milan's players: all, of course, tax-free. The cover is one of Fininvest's countless fake companies, the "News and Sport Time", that was supposed to take care of the players' image rights, but it never happened.

Money was paid to the players but the puppet companies did not then "use" the players for advertising means. That money, which went out the door, would come back in the window to the athletes' account, as additional but "tax-free" compensation. Fun fact: the names on the slush funds list would be coded using the last two letters of the players' first and last name. Stefano Eranio for example would thus become "Noio."

Ranking of emoluments paid to Milan players through slush funds: Van Basten 42.645 billion lire, Gullit 18.271 billion, Lentini 25.880 billion, Rijkaard 8 billion, Papin 4.889 billion, Baresi 4.500 billion, Maldini 4.355 billion, De Napoli 1.297 billion, Panucci 1.177 billion, Eranio 760 million, Tassotti 520 million, Savicevic 441 million.

The All Iberian trial ended on 22 November 2000, when Corte di Cassazione declared Silvio Berlusconi's acquittal due to the statute of limitations of the offense.

>>150701496
Yeah there's no doubt they have more nationalistic feeling for their parents/grandparents country than blacks. I think its both to do with colonial ties (Suriname and the wee islands) and the fact that African countries are... basically made up by Europeans and don't take into account where African loyalties really lie which is generally to their tribal/ethnic group than the modern nation state.

Speaking of TURKS, Dominic the German has been appointed as the new Fenerbahce manager.

>>150701482
geen terugbetaling/pas de remboursement/kein ruckerstattung

>terugbetaling
Belgio Dutch is CUTE

>>150701613
>terugbetaling
or, in this case, terugpullbetaling

Pull on THIS rug!

What if Allegri told Gimenez that if he injures Jashari during training, so Allegri can sign Rabiot, then he will not ship him off to Riomma or worse?

>>150701726
She looks about 14

>>150701807
with that retarded bush? she's closer to 11/09/2001 than you might think

>>150701726
a post so good it made me stop playing veilguard, well done duccio
god I love soft loose fitting joggers so much

>Pafundi on the pitch for the U21
Time to watch and see if he's really a fenomeno

>>150701873
>47yo man has too much testosterone for the diaper-wearing, US tax dollar-wielding sandnegrus
Tale as old as time

you WILL watch SerbiaA tonight against those anglo blackies, right??

>>150701915
that reminds me, late last night there were Sergej rumours :)))

>>150701915
I did not care about the basketball

You know what, I think twinkazzo was into something with the everyone in shitalia is against bbilan schizoposting, because I just saw a video that pretty much proves it

>>150701726
Is this one of the instathots, e-whores, polsci and fitness influencers that are filming content in Austria or making content about Austria that Germao mentioned?

>>150699787
Can Italy do it in a cold night at El Alto?
>>150700289
Cheap Argentinian gas* thank you

>>150701915
You have my full and unequivocal support brother

>>150701915
Does Gudelj get bullied because his name doesn't end with -ic?

Gudelj and Intrastinglj

RUBY RUBY RUBY RUBY

Ruby 'tioned

For me its kasabian

Me? I'm going to watch Winx Club on PlutoTV

who the fuck is Brando Moruzzi?

I swear if Ndour cared and had some semblance of intelligence he'd be sold to an oil club for 80m + bonuses, biggest waste I've ever seen.

bada bing

>>150702591
The Italian Ihattaren

Thuram benched.

>actually 0 white players
At least you still had Rabiot/Greaseman in the past

The Zingaro starts.

>>150702750
Why does Birmancevic look like that

>>150702732
It begins

>>150702760
His father is a massive beer man (hence the name)

>>150702777
why's got mince on his head?

1 brown Icelandic please

>they bombed Qatar
What are they trying to achieve here lol

>>150702777
No the game starts 20:45

>>150702851
Getting out the rage from last nights game

Intrasting

>>150702941
Guardiola?

>>150702732
who invited the fatty?

>both teams winning by the skin of their perineum
could it be?

Reminder to press your perineum after you pee to push the last drops out and keep your underwear clean

>>150702977
No, Mario Biondi

Italy is the only nation playing with a 2 man striker team up front, Rhino will win the WC unironically.

>>150703148
Ummm sweatie, Scotland have been playing with two strikers

Trailer for the Pacific Drive expansion Whispers in the Wood is up:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXRk1pFRgOc

>>150703148
Twinkazzo-tier falsehood, plenty of teams play with 2 men up front

Two strikers? Three strikers? It’s up to YOU how to line-up in this years UCLFanta! Join TODAY!

https://gaming.uefa.com/en/uclfantasy/leagues/JnUmen/004C00650067006100530050/S77

>>150703212
What's wrong with her lips (the top ones)?

>>150703087
be there or be square

Someone asked about this chimpout webm yesterday, but I forgot to post it. Let it be here now.

>Innanzitutto c'è quello di base, la "conditio sine qua non", che è non essere più una calciatrice o un calciatore in attività. E poi, bisogna rispondere ad almeno uno dei seguenti requisiti.
>- almeno 350 presenze con la maglia bianconera;
>- la conquista di 15 trofei o più;
>- essere stati Capitani storici, con almeno 70 presenze indossando la fascia;
>- aver segnato 100 gol con la Juventus;
>- aver vinto il Pallone d’Oro vestendo la maglia bianconera.

>>150703282
the jew fears the neolithic islander

>>150703298
Dybala too in a couple of years when Er Palazzo will stop pestering him

cam on moldova

Zingaro looking fat and slow in that contropiede

What if Terry Davis was Daniel day lewis preparing for a role

Choker, braces, glasses, redhead and tights

>>150702941
Zhegrova with the third shirt, leaked months ago and it looks nice ngl

>>150703298
>>- aver segnato 100 gol con la Juventus
Ronaldo will be added in there lmfao

>>150703645
how's it going breh

>Norway are 5-0 up
Italy is never going to this WC

>>150704708
FIGC is tanking the Italy WC chances to keep the values of players low so Jj can buy them

>>150704744
Is that his Locatelli sense

>>150704810
Yes, it pings him when his grease-levels are dropping to dangerous levels

Moldova isn't very gud I think

>>150705250
With Citrus Inzaghus this one they lost it (5-0)

thanks moldova, very cool

Safe to say 1st place is gone for Italy unless Norway slip up…

Their goal difference is already too high for Italy to catch, even if Italy win the final head-to-head.

Tiebreaker rules if teams are level on points:
1 - Total goal difference
2 - Goals scored
3 - Points in H2H
4 - GD in H2H
5 - Goals scored in H2H
6 - Away goals in H2H

>>150705670
Gattuso will make Kean, Raspadori and Retegui all score pokers against Moldova trust

With Rhino they’ve already 10 goals the past 2 games (record btw). Goal difference wont be a problem. The Norwegian ice golem will be slain at the return game in Italy, and Italy will win the group.

Now shoo shoo with the negative printer and Jj gloomy energy. Milan chads are at the wheel now. We’re going to America (and winning).

>David Møller Wolfe
>plays for wolves

>>150705879
Moldova will decide they have some pride left and will park the bus the 90 minutes

israel our greatest ally will beat norgay 6-0 and win us the group

>>150705952
>John de Wolf
>played for Wolves
Currently assistant coach for RvP

>>150706091
Absolute bvll

I just checked Norway's scoreline
lmao

Just lmoa

>>150706146
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZB7x3rabhiU
Idk if it's regionblocked but he had all the christcucks seething with this kek

Distinct lack of TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU in this thread

>>150706334
You caused this, I hope you're happy with yourself Jeppe

>Bosnia and Kosovo in the play-offs
It's time to bet on who will eliminate Italy there

how much money did organize crime just make off that Norgay match?

Molvadia stole that goal

Sleep tight /seriea/, the [redacted] break is over

>>150707076
Kek

Saw the full video of the Ukie girl murdered by the Bilan prospect, on instagram no less. Feel quite disturbed and very angry.

Ahh, playoffs it is for Italy. That game was fixed tonight for Norway, those zingari took a dive, nobody can tell me any different.

Apparently we just signed a player called Cabal

DeCarlos Cabal

Just say a Devil May Cry rumour

3-4-1-2 with Koopmeiners behind Yildiz and David, where Yildiz is a second striker. Saw it in a dream, might be very retarded.

>>150708843
prolly better just to copy the atalanta system rather than having koop as lone #10

>>150708843
>Teun "no match rhythm" Koopmeiners

>>150709032
For me it's better than putting him on the right in case of no Chico recovery, at this point might as well bet on Koop somehow becoming good out of nowhere

>Nagatomo still playing for Japan with the captain armband at 38
Kino

>>150709177
>2 NEC players in the Japan starting XI
Football is a magical thing

>>150709203
Somehow many Japanese players end up in Germany, Belgium or the Netherlands

What the FUCK do you mean I have to watch Jj weekly again now

>>150709223
Don't forget about Celtic over in Glesga

>>150709094
I made this line-up (Kalulu instead of Gatti/Mario maybe), it doesn't really look right to me. You're just asking for the midfield to be overrun by Barrelingz and co.

>>150709228
Weekly? Starting this saturday, they will be playing 6 times in 3 weeks!

>>150709239
Oh fugg, I totally forget about the Grimbiaso suspension. It's ogre

>>150709265
What the hell do you mean there's UCL in less than a week wtf
Elkann do your usual

>>150709239
There's also Cambiaso suspended so likely Kostic on the left. I thought about this because Yildiz would draw in a ton of press and have two main passing options upfront, but the midfeld and the wings would be pretty much entirely dead. The defence could survive since Locatelli would also play very low but Thuram would be alone against the midfielders, there's other options but the biggest problem will always be Dumfries anyway.

>>150708843
i think you meant nightmare

got my ass beat by Ecuador NOT posting that shit today

>Nico Gonzalez played like shit
Colour me surprised

>>150711092
Where is ecuakong finding all these yn?

Good morning!

Santiago Tomás Giménez with a GO LA ZO against south korea

>>150709203
>>150709223
>>150709239
>Germany
Probably one of the oldest destinations, many japs seem to come here if they de cide to play in Europe. Don't remember why exactly but it was due to historical reasons

>Belgium
There have been various moves lately, especially since Sint-Truiden is partiallly japanese owned, so they decided to bring some of their own (ex: Kamada, Tomiyasu)

>Netherlands
Clubs there probably realized there's an untapped market there and started getting some, so far though i've seen they have been getting them from other leagues in europe

>Celtic
Same as above except it was thanks to Ange as he coached in Asia and there knew there were decent players for the scottish league to get on a cheap

One thing that you'll likely notice is that unlike brazilians nowadays they don't go to europe the moment they turn 18, most japanese players prefer to stay in the country and develop, feeling "ready" to move by the time they are 23-25

>>150714314
shitted my pant to the rompipallone

Bit zesty

>>150714381
A shaman? Is this lost in translation or something?

>casala
>beggum
>lucumi
>vitik
who starts at cb for sbogofna

>>150714509
*throat sings you back to health*

Huge Milan news
>Pellegatti: "Gerry Cardinale is to ensure that the new owners of Milan become the Steinbrenners, the family that owns the Yankees". The transition to the Steinbrenners would bring extraordinary horizons to Milan's future. Because a family would come in. We can't even imagine what it would mean to have the Steinbrenners, one of the most famous families in America, as owners of Milan. "They want to Americanize Milan." A fair reflection. But here’s Cardinale’s insight: appoint Galliani. He needs to discuss it with the Steinbrenner family. Galliani’s role would be as a guarantor of Milan’s identity, ensuring continuity with the old and successful world of Milan. The Steinbrenner family would pay the loan to the vendor to buy Milan, meaning they would settle the debt and become the owners of Milan. timeline is not yet clear, as they are working on it; obviously, it’s a massive operation."
Patience will be needed before seeing Odogu on the field, but the impressions - they say from Milan - are very positive.
>Milan, the defense shuts down: no one in A concedes so little. Allegri's work is evident: only 11 shots from opponents. Milan is the Serie A team that concedes the fewest expected goals: just 0.5 per match. After the break, however, the toughest fixtures arrive (picrel)

>>150714641
Picrel

Damn the new iPhone Pros are ugly as fuck

HOLY BASED

>>150714755
mo duccio buys 20 of those

>>150702372
What a fucking Jew face.

>>150702372
>>150714781
SEXO

>>150714381
Thankfully, the chinks intervened soon afterwards and changed the course of hi5t0ry

>>150714529
I could be throated back to health if you catch my drift

>>150714862
Thought this was a Roma kit for a second

>>150714862
>>150714875
why not choose the kit colors of a national team that knows how to win finals instead of the dutch one?

>Lemao to miss the Sborrogna match
lole

>>150714875
For me, it’s Karólína Vilhjálmsdóttir

>>150714891
I always like when Inter have an orange third kit desu.

how do they get away with it?

>>150714641
>They want to Americanize Milan
Horror

>>150714906
the final will be played in Kaga-Bandoro

New Alien Earth episode is up

>>150714909
You WILL kiss your girfriend in San Siro when the kiss cam points at you

>>150714641
sounds jewish

Schizo’s fragrance

>>150714900
Seems more of handholding type than raw unhinged sexo

>>150714864
which bologna cb is that?

Paul Bacc-ACK

So he's a pedo just like the croatcel, intrasting

>>150715222
like the number of billion lire slushed for bbilan's redempion arc in the 80s/90s

>>150715172
Scotterrone I'm not understanding I don't agr I'm not understanding and if I don't understand then maybe if then I I manage to understand and then I agree

>ensuring continuity with the old and successful world of Milan.
P2 putting the squad back together

>>150699112
You know what's complete bullshit? It's allowing a genocidal state like israel to compete in any sport. And the fact that they compete in the European league is double bullshit.

>>150714978
Okay the episode is a bit kino but goddamn who the fuck would ever think putting child consciousnesses into adults and expect them to behave as such is a good idea,
like yeah things are unfolding and it's getting better but the entire premise is just weird and dumb

>>150715361
Not seriea relevant

Any /mu/-pilled geniuses that recognize the song?
https://www.instagram.com/p/DOadUjXjeFL/

>>150715400
Barzagli being a jewe icon will never stop being funny to me desu, it would be the equivalent of riomma using Balzaretti next to Totti for a shirt reveal ad, there are levels to it.

>>150715451
Sometimes facts don't match the feeling I guess. Graziano Pelle was only in Rotterdam for 2 seasons and Guidetti even just for one, but they're "icons" for the club for one reason or another. But there are different tiers of icons of course.

In Barzagli's case it probably does/doesn't help that even outside he's seen as a Jj icon, with the Fiorentina faithful pushing him out of the youth academy for instance.

>>150715451
I mean, Barzagli was a very reliable CB and won 8 scudetti with Jj. He was a big part of the team's dominance and he played more than 350 games at the club while only having costed fucking 300k for the transfer, I'd say that it's a club icon right there.

>>150715507
*250 games, my bad

I feel like the "children aren't playing calcio in the streets anymore" excuse is even funnier when you see how other national teams like the Netherlands, England or France are full of good young players.

>>150715668
Name a good young Dutch player

I was going to say luna silver, but I just checked her ig

>>150715672
Milambo, Goes, Simons, Gravenberch (22 and 23 is toddler-tier in Italy as we all know)

Hairy

>>150710925
it was beautiful

>>150715693
> Milambo, Goes, Simons, Gravenberch
Black, literally who, black, black.

>>150715693
>Milambo
Very much remains to be seen how gud he can be, has only shown Pafundi-esque flashes
>Goes
Could be gud if he learns to control his inner Materazzi
>Simons
Always looks better than he actually is to me, but maybe he just dissapoints for the NT since I don't really watch Bundes
>Gravenberch
Actual fenomeno, but unfortunately similar to Frenkie de Jong so it's hard for them to play together

I guess you should also mention Kees Smit, Read, Zechiël and Hato. But each and every one could turn out to be the next Taylor, Brobbey, Rensch, Zirkzee, Maatsen and Misehouy.

Unfortunately we had Huijsen... but we all know what happened to him.

>>150715828
Simons seems like a player who's very close to being very good but somehow hasn't managed to hit 100% yet, but man Gravenberch is genuinely a top 5 if not top 3 midfielder in the world right now imo

>>150715672
Jurgen Ekkelenkamp,
>inb4 he's 25
Baby talento in serie ass

>>150715876
Grevenberch is the exception though, any reasonable opinion would be that he left Ajax way too early to properly develop. Ended up barely playing at Bayern and his first season in Liverpool and then suddenly Slot came in and "made" him this good. That's not a realistic path for other talentos', Dutch, Italian or otherwise to follow

>>150715672
Teun Koopmeiners

>>150716057
>Teun Koopmeiners

>bunch of negrus that seem better than they actually are at 20 because of genetics and that end up playing in the headless chicken running league
dead sport

What's the uefa fanta link

>>150716118
https://gaming.uefa.com/en/uclfantasy/leagues/JnUmen/004C00650067006100530050/S77

Imagine the gio scotti possibilities

>>150716134
Just realized I forgor to enter the Serie Ass fanta, it's over

>>150715361
>allowing a genocidal state like israel to compete in any sport
you live in a country where kids have to recite a land acknowledgement before being allowed to go to the school bathroom
one man's harmless cringe country is another man's genocidal state, let's be careful whence we throw rocks, yes?
>>150715451
I have to go with Belgio on this, Barza was a mainstay with Jj and the azzurri during his time there, won many titles and was a big part of their championships

>>150715361
>>150716862
damn forgot the mildly amusing leaf vs. leaf gif

>The PlayStation Plus Game Catalogue lineup for September includes:
> - WWE 2K25
> - Persona 5 Tactica
> - Green Hell
> - Fate/Samurai Remnant
> …and more. Full details: http://play.st/3IhxMjo
Beyond grim

>>150716461
you could wundercazzo your way to midtable
serious bargains this year

>>150717457
Give a link please fra, I'll try to avoid the relegation spots

Update 1.1.1 for Assassin's Creed Shadows drops tomorrow
https://www.ubisoft.com/en-gb/game/assassins-creed/news/62imkAfEdpZSadOqfktQHv

Not sacking Spalletti immediately after the euro fiasco ends up costing Italy another World Cup. FIGC can’t show weakness like that. You’ve got to execute him on the spot.

>>150715141
Icelandic girls are god tier

>>150702827
>Rob Holding is bleaching this semen demon
why bother living

>>150717745
I love chocolate goddesses but cmon fra she looks like female michael olise

Dubs and I buy the jacket

>>150718171
What the fuck that looks good
Mr. Elkann please don't price it at 150€

>>150718198
€80,- for the sweatshirt
€120,- for the tracktop
€150,- for the reversible bomber

>>150718219
Expected worse but was hoping for better lmao
Guess I'll cop for Christmas, assuming they don't run out of stock like last year ffs

>>150718219
>€150,- for the reversible bomber
I ain't gonna pay that much for Vlahovic

>>150718237
Not like they will go on sale anytime before then. If you want it for then, just buy it now they're in stock and keep it next to the Warhammer figs you don't use anymore until zwarte piet comes to town

Zwarte Piet Pellegr

>>150717467
leghe.fantacalcio.it/super-fantacomfy-league
that is the league, i think you might need admin permission to join

>>150718171
>we want the squid game audience

How many /seriea/ posters wear scarves or neckerchiefs?

>>150718171
Bremer might be the most photogenic player alive
no homo, of course

>>150718485
Buffon and Barza looking like my uncle and his "friend" ngl

>>150718504
>that ugly nigger monkey face
>photogenic
USA fag brown blacked sissy

>>150718837
Israel won

>>150716363
It’s a brave new world

>>150717504
I will NEVER play this game. The only AC I haven’t played.

>>150718837
thank you for reminding everyone you are definitely white and european, Cleitonzinho

>>150718846
Italy won tho

this is why I bought a car instead of relying on public transport

Charlie Ki-ACK

>>150719038
Why knew master debating would be the end of him

>>150719038
Fucking Krstovic and his loose shots on target

>>150719038
you mean this guy? damn

>>150718485
I know belgio tried it once for sure

>The 2026 crisis at Ferrari grows!
>According to Turrini, rumours claim head of aerodynamics Diego Tondi is close to leave Ferrari.
>Zimmermann and Schmidt leaving could mean rumours about the new engine having problems are true leading to their departure.
Business idea: Paratici to Ferrari

>>150719128
>my cubist face when there are no sturaros to warm up for me

>>150719038
America is teetering on the brink.

Being alive was too woke for him, libtards BTFO

>>150719038
Just nutted three times in a row

>>150719151
Ok, but what if the shooter is white?

>>150719244
Would be the only white person in the American nation

>>150719224
https://x.com/GreatIsrael0/status/1965855954593075314
wew lad

>>150719151
lmao gtfo
amerilards didn't do shit with their guns when the democrats gigarigged the election in 2020, you think they'll get their diabetic asses up from the reinforced armchairs now?

>>150719257
Not so pro-life anymore now huh

>>150719257
Looks over the line Beppe, the doctor will disallow it

Yeah but why didn't he activate his Sword of Revealing Light magic card

>>150719281
Hehehe

>>150719257
>last word violence
Pottery

>imagine celebrating the death of someone because you don't agree with him politically
You are not "funny" but unirionically mentally ill. Stop it and talk about calcio

And with this (150719309) post, Charlie Kirk goes from having a throat-anus to still having a throat-anus

Thus, the unesteemed authority on not being funny has expressed its view.

>>150719257
Odds of this being nothing more than a marketing beat for the Bloodborne remaster?

>>150719244
Whites are the enemy. I don't blame the third world migrants for swarming into our continent. If I was a barely sentient 75IQ rapist living in a slum I'd do the exact same thing. I don't even blame a schizo Bbilan box-to-box midfielder who murders people, that's like being angry at a baby for shitting in its nappy.

I blame the whites who support it and vote for it and those who tolerate it. All of this is self-inflicted. Sure your kind loaded the gun but our own people have pulled the trigger.

>shooter was actually a white boomer
Related to /seriea/ as this IS the boomer general

>>150719151
this one glows hard if I’m being honest

Bullet vs Charlie Kike 4K Highlights ►Impossible to Repeat◄

>>150719250
kek

Tim Poole is next, his beanie better be bullet proof

Imagine the hospital bill

>>150719257
He actually survived, what the fuck. Has to be a vegetable now though

>>150719396
I swear on the Holy Book that when SHTF in Murica I'll be on the first flight over.

>>150719468
He's dead, 100%.

>born in time for the corsa guerra
I knew it would be worth it in the end

Narrator: he didn't board any plane on account of having to watch his Lazio play at the weekend

>see Sinner didn't actually lose
kek
KEK

>>150719512
The simple fact that Yorkshire bong already lives in Yorkshire implies he has much bigger problems than following e-celeb drama, that's glasga printerbro bong

Yorkshire Terrierone

>>150719652
Svrely every scotsman with a passing interest in calcio has already been signed on by a Bologna-esque club?

>>150719493
>He's dead, 100%.
Yeah, i saw the video and can't imagine anything else. Saw conflicting reports though, including one that "confirmed" his death that got deleted

Why did Iran Juric do that

>>150719652
He already knows that. We have a telepathic connection, Duccio and I.

>>150719567
Sinner was slightly injured and his first serve was missing otherwise he was on the same level as alcaraz

This but he didn't take his drugs that's why he lost

Charlie Kirk was slightly injured and part of his femoral artery was missing otherwise he was on the same level as those college students

carotid arterty*, before the med student comes in

But Im the unfunny one

You're so underweight you don't even count as "one"

counterpoint: duccio's humour and twinkazzo's humour are equally terrible

>>150719846
Kek

Unpopular opinion but I prefer this season's Jj third kit over last season's one

I can't stop cooming

Well well well, would you look at that

I can't tell if this is David, Openda or a Next Gengru

I knew some people in the Juve community wanted me dead, but I never thought for a second it could be one of my friends….

No matter what your beliefs are, violence isn’t the solution… this is bullshit Tom..

Charlie was speaking out against trans weirdos and got killed for it.

Clinical shot tbqh, and must have been some rifle considering the way his body reacts. Apparently the shooter is still on free feet too

>>150720429
That's Cabal

>>150712276
Everyone did, even the good players like Mac Allister and Tagliafico.
>>150713937
They have a reasonable amount of blacks and their blacks are pretty good quality, their defenders specially.

>Another enemy of CR7 dies
Hmm

>>150720493
Clinical shot would be head or at least spine.
If that was the artery blood would spray way harder and be darker in color. Exit wound appears weirdly small

>>150720574
He lost like 1L of blood in seconds

>>150720574
Not the toothpaste you replied to, but the view from the front made it look like the blood came gushing out with a lot of force.

Related to calcio because Conte makes his players train until they are gushing blood too, which is why he can't cope with multiple games per week.

| Rui Pedro Braz is the favorite to become the new sporting director of Juventus!

His contract with Benfica expires in autumn 2025, Damien Comolli plans to appoint his new sporting director. Marco Ottolini (Genoa) is the second name in contention for the position

Did he own the libs with this move though

Rui Pedro Braps

He just died? Charlie kirk? Wow I didn’t know that, you’re telling me for the first time. What can you say? He led an amazing life, whether you agreed with him or not. I’m sad to hear that I really am.

A lot of people I know, people I really like, are showing their true colours with all this. "We have to be vicious, just like they are."

>>150720699
I hope that happens

>>150720864
Name 3 people you like

>>150720552
should've drunk more agua

Sleep tight /seriea/

The Great, and even Legendary, Serie A, is ded. No one understood or had the Heart of the Youth playing calcio on the streets better than Serie A. It was loved and admired by ALL, especially me, and now, it is no longer with us. Belgio and my Sympathies go out to his beautiful wife Serie B, and family. Serie A, we love you!

>>150720889
President Trump, Diego Milito and the waitress who works at the van der werff park cafe

>>150720986
Serie A is a she, had you replaced serie A with Calcio it would have fit perfectly

>>150721204
Not fitting perfectly happens pretty often to me if you catch my drift

Sometimes I still think of Dybala at Jj

How about thinking about getting a job

>>150721645
You could always get him back!

Good morning!

>BREAKING: Rabiot has landed at Milan! Veronique, mother and agent of Rabiot: Has Milan always been Adrien's first choice? “Certainly, it was always the first choice”

they cant keep getting away with this

>>150725021
>gustave la fesse
>gustav the asscheek

>Cristiano Ronaldo and Paulo Dybala will be officially eligible to be included in the Juventus Hall of Fame after retirement, as they meet one of the key eligibility criteria: scoring at least 100 goals for the club in official competitions.
Zingaro is 40 goals away from this milestone, if he has the season of his life or signs a new contract he could also be included lmfao

>>150725232
with how much you've been paying him I think he is the hall of fame

>>150725436
As much as I always thought Vlahovic is overrated, he has also been playing in some of the worst Juve squads ever, comparable to guarin/medel/polodski/kuzmanovic Inter

>>150725453
Ah yes, kurpa daaa Locatelli he can't stop a ball or make a decent pass or be good at headers or use his right feet for the most basic things

>>150725041
Anon...

>>150725453
The other players have some fault in his lack of success, but on the ball he's usually just fucking dogshit and cannot do basic things like proper passes or good touches. He's also not consistent at all and has some really long dry spells where he seems like an amateur player and just creates problems for the team basically.
If he keeps coming on and scoring goals then fair enough but for now he seems better as a supersub.

>>150725473
I rate Locatelli though

The Türk wins an online poll, who could have seen that coming??!??!!

absolute state of this country lmao

negru

>>150725654
wtf where did you find that picture of me on my way to twinkazzo's place

>>150725642
looks like a different person in the picture they picked lol
>>150725648
>he thinks he's the only retard obsessed with American politics
there are tons of thousands of other retards like you on tumor.com formerly x

Grimolli is speaking

>>150725678
Not just on [redacted] also in Ursula’s House of Horrors
https://www.politico.eu/article/chalie-kirk-eu-parliament-declines-minute-of-silence/

>>150725648
a cambodian man was observed at the scene paying his respects

>>150725654
New dress code of CIA (Calcio Intelligence Agency) glowies looking gud and intrasting

Edon Zhegre.coma

>>150725806
The calcio intelligence agency needs to scout some new Retegui’s and Jorginho’s in the slums of south america

Grimolli not tilting his head forward and looking like an expert upskirt photographer when posing for photos challenge [IMPOSSIBLE]

>>150725840
Lele Oriali is on it, passports pending printing

Please... visit... Detroit...

Sex with Laura Loomer

Laura Loomer, Wanda Nara and Annekee Molenaar walk into a matcha tea shop...

>>150725840
Junior Messias

New Gigi Simoni interview with La Gazzetta dello Sport is up

I need to know sickwolfs thoughts on what’s going on in america

>>150726127
Pulisic with an assist against japan

Comolli where are the towers

>>150726164
Him and Gimenez seem hot but I’m not sure Allegri will not sabotage Gimenez through the season he’s a risky Fanta purchase

>>150726210
>I’m not sure Allegri will not sabotage Gimenez
Lmao Gimenez returns today and already called the team to say he is fit but allegri currently prefers loftus in the attack because rafa is still injured and nkunku is not fit yet

>>150726164
Japan's B-team*

No Mitoma, Ueda, Itakura, Watanabe, Suzuki, Kubo, Endo or Minamino

ZZZ
Zingaro Zingarolet Zingarova

Is the Dane a new poster? I can't remember there being a regular Dane before and I've been a regular on this general for longer than I'd care to admit.

>>150726391
Somehow he knows about references made years ago thoughever. Maybe a long-time lurker and first-time poster?

Rioma Dane or bbilan Dane?

>>150726407
It might be Perth fra. He fled his spider filled prisoner island for the gentle climes of Scandinavia.

lidl had a sacher cake for 6€

What do you call a thief in a big city

>>150726662
A Gravinoid?

>>150726679
A Metropole

>On Reddit, they justify the husband who broke his wife's face by banging her head against marble (damaged optic nerve and 21 titanium plates to repair her face)

and they have the nerve to look down on us

The husband? Marcus Thuram
The redditors? Interisti

Move here to get away from poor attempts at "humour":
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