Thread 150689883

ACTUALLY the crows had the flu which is why they lost.

got blocked by the flagmantle facebook page kek

>>150690174
based

Dreamt I was going through a gruesome metamorphosis last night, in that a pair of osseous wings were growing out of my back.
Turns out I was sleeping in a really awkward position and now my back's fucked.

i've just been told that my tongue should always be resting at the top of my mouth against my palate
how on earth is something meant to 'rest' against gravity?

fuck yeah draper left
that means bristle will be our man
draper fucking SUCKED as a ruck

cawcacawcacwcacawcawcacaw

The iggs have officially asked for a priority pick and extra rookie spots on their list

I hate the roaches but will laugh if Ginni and Wizard tear up the crows

>>150692181
zesty unna

>>150692277
crisp x
>>150691932
"NO"

It's going to be Geelong beating Collingwood in a belter, same as it ever was.

>>150691006
suction you spastic

iggs

>>150692593
sounds like something i have to be actively doing which doesn't sound much like rest

>Sam "Will never jump again after destroying his achilles" Draper
Sucked in Bane.

>>150692669
suction holds it there. it's the natural tongue position for adults with properly developed face. unlike you i'm guessing.

drinking hydralyte

I have a slight overbite

I have great teeth and jaw, only thing I have going for me really

>>150692604
crisp

'Fee and 'nk done. Time to start the day.

>>150693433
no morning dockies

>>150692903
don't get angry at me pal
i'm on a journey

>>150693646
I'm on your mum

Done him

he's gunna EXPLODE

>fred
ooh no no no no

Remember when Peter Wright got suspended for leading at the ball

gym day

lmao draper is doing essendon a favour by leaving

What kinds of hats do you blokes wear

>>150694960
Colingwood Premier's hat.

Last touch out of bounds and pre-finals wild card round coming in 2026

>>150694960
Dutch pilgrim hat

You blokes keen for TREATY?

allowing women out of the kitchen was the turning point

Bros I'm afraid of watching the game on Saturday

if we lose to fucking gold coast due to injuries I will never be able to show my face around the local highschool again.

nonce

>>150695192
Yeah, because the important issue now is boongs.

>>150695192
how does this help palestine?

Gold Shit still carrying on about their elimination final win lol, what an embarrassment

>>150696326
so true lets focus on sam "the cuck" mitchells heroic coaching instead

>piece of salmon for lunch
>90% bones
Why do people like fish?

>>150692705
Would be pretty funny if both Draper and Ridley end up playing full seasons after going to Brisbane. Will probably end up being the case. Bombers medical team is terrible.

>>150696640
Snapping an achilles isn’t really on the medical team.

How do you deal with a neighbour that’s snoring is excessively loud?

Knob down the throat

>>150690174
Why?

>>150696676
True but Draper has only played 1 full season in his time at Essendon, Ridley has struggled to get on the park for years and the Bombers always have an enormous injury list. At some point it goes beyond misfortune.

>>150696710
Get earplugs.

>>150695445
>if we lose
>we
Which player are you?

>>150696748
They should have to do something about it, not me.

>>150696761
No comment

>>150696777
They don't have to do anything about it. Even if their snoring is louder than playing music at 3am you can't lodge a noise complaint about snoring.

>>150695192
Is Victoria determined to not only become the least liveable state in Australia but in the entire Southern Hemisphere?

>>150696710
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P48QELwruQs

>>150696733
Some players are just crocks. Overall their injury history has been all right and they gave the old medical bloke the arse anyway.

>>150696881
I guess we'll see after they get to Brisbane.

how can brisbane afford draper, Reid and Allen?

>>150696975
>Reid
wut?

draper is fucking shite lmao cya
absolute list clogger

why are all the ukraine flag types silent about the chick stabbed to death in america i wonder

>>150697025
sorry meant ridley

>>150697048
niggers outrank piggers

>>150697035
I've never rated him but Brisbane are in their window and with McInerney's body breaking down they need a replacement ruckman and Draper only costs them cap space which they have. Can't really go into next year competing for a flag with only 32 year old Darcy Fort and unproven Henry Smith.

>>150697134
youre gonna go into that year as soon as he breaks down again
hes a meme player and not a ruckman

>>150697121
They've managed their cap well and locked their big names into long term deals before the new CBA. They'll be paying less for McCluggage and Dunkley combined next year than St Kilda will be just for Wanganeen-Milera. Plus Daniher retired a year early leaving almost a million free

>>150697150
>youre gonna go into that year as soon as he breaks down again
Potentially but how else should they replace their ruck? There's not a lot of rucks on the market and supply is already low.

when will it turn around for my iggs

>>150697343
Optimistically 3-5 years. Pessimistically 7-10 years.

even a dog gets a warm piece of the sidewalk

>>150697377
>sidewalk
FOY

>>150697207
oopoooh i dunno maybe develop one kek

>>150697613
Retarded thinking. They've been developing one in Smith who may or may not be a great but they're in the window now and the ruck they were banking on being number one for at least a couple more years has now broken down. It takes years to develop a ruck. Any ruckman they draft now to develop won't be able to help them compete for a flag and won't be ready for another 7 years or so.

>>150697343
finals 2027
hips 2029-32

Crazy how iggs won a flag a few years ago and a few bad years they think they are entitled to extra help.

Despite being the richest club in the league

>>150697861
They're going to wallow in the poo for a decade with carlton and essendon

uplifted by those two cigarettes I had.

>>150697870
based me aka and igg

>>150697879
crisp, love a good dart now and then, me

The best things in life are easy home final wins

>>150697916
Your mums easy.

join this cunts

https://discord.gg/k5bJ6XWQ3v

>>150697916
Crisp crows

Oh my Lord I really, really just want to hurt someone

>>150697949
why mate and why are you invoking the lord

>ID age verification to access porn sites coming in March 2026, along with age verification to app stores and unregulated chatbots
>This is in addition to the mandatory age verification to use social media and search engines, coming in December 2025
Ah. Good. I will need new ways to read about AFL information, trade rumours, and results.

nick daicos lol

>>150697870
norf were getting handouts a few years after making a prelim
>Despite being the richest club in the league
doesn't really help if you're not allowed to spend it

i'm a dumb fucking worthless gay cunt piece of shit maggot whore prick

Sup emu cunts
Why is board slow
Fucking wagies
Tradies > wagies

how could this happen? give priority pick pla

>>150698209
All those sites are just going to block Australia. Why would they bother implementing that shit to satisfy some foreign government's asinine requirements? Australia has a small population it's not worth them dealing with it.

>>150698257
based every club that's ever had a priority pick kek

crazy how collingwood is still benefiting from the old priority pick rule

>>150698270
How so? Pendles?

Collieood is just blessed. They don't have real talent

>You've played in 2 grand finals in the last 3 years? Here's a priority pick!
This league really has always been a circus run by a pack of retards

STOP BULLYING MY IGGS YOU NASTY PRICKS

>>150698290
>pack of retards
self-serving corrupt nepotistic victorians*

>dude yes im a female and i like footy xd
>makes money off 100k simp followers
why do they have it so easy bros

Noones bullyings it's already so down into ground, it reached australa

>>150698303
Those two things are not mutually exclusive

Why do I always see tradies at the bottleo after work and they only ever buy one can at a time (and it’s always bourbon)

>>150698310
fair point

>>150698315
nothin wrong with a cheeky roadie

>>150698315
>People buying a couple of loose stubbies or cans
I will never understand why anyone would do this unless they're homeless vagrants using the last of the cash they have in their pocket. Anyone working has no excuse

>>150698315
oh so its these spastics that rip open a 6 pack and then leave the rest in the fridge
should of known it was dumb fuckhead tradies

was at the pub one time and got me final pint, went outside for a dart then forgot to smoke it and got in the car and drove home drinking the pint on the way
did it completely autonomously didn't realise what i done til i pulled up out front mumbergs house

I have done that plenty didn't felt special of myself

bzzzzt bzzzzzt bzzzzzzt
anyone hear that?

most of my glassware are pints i nicked from the pub

Cocksucker

>>150698346
lmao, how many had you had to drink at that point?

>>150698400
7 or 8. wasn't completely wankered just at brain switchy offy point

>Cash Grablet retending to care about the Gold Cunt Stuns
Kek

i must be the greatest suns fan cause i never watch them

>DUDE DRINK DRIVING LOL!!!!
>IM SUCH A WRECK XD

wouldn't mind my penis in her

>>150698470
she has a surprisingly nice bum and a big hairy fanny bush

Do you have a penis

I'm starting to agree with banejeet about austrlians

>>150698523
How so specifically?

>>150698539
Generally shit people, generally shit culture

Punch australians in the fucking head.

Start redeeming by switching to bidet. One time $100 expenses for gorgeous buttocks

Do you prefer jerking it to bewitched or i dream of jeannie

Collingwood is significantly better than your team and will therefore win the 2025 premiership

>>150698596
Growing up Jeannie was the hotter one for me but I think I prefer Samantha now. Both extremely attractive women.

>>150698596
I prefer Phoebe from Friends

west coast are the only team to defeat south fremantle this year

>>150698616
Legit the least hot from the 3 on the show.

>>150698620
Naturally, Rachel Green has been my mommyfu for 20 years. Phoebe came to my mind when I seen them 2 blonde bitties. Truth be told I prefer June Cleaver if you really want to have at it.

>>150698596
jeannie because she'd do whatever you command

there was an extremely dirty and stinky abbo girl in my primary school called june
she would always get pulled out of class for having fleas

how do i go about living with more dignity?

>>150698470
>some of you may die but its a sacrifice im willing to make

>>150698665
She was so thirsty for Master's cock.

does anyone else barely know who non victorian players are?
like i heard barass's name a bit over the year but i never really associated him with playing afl football or saw his face until he came to melbourne

Who are some Australian instagram skanks?

>>150698726
annie brayshaw

>>150698726
Tammy Hembrow, Abbie Chatfield, Annie Knight, Danielle Laidley, Hannah Mouncey

>>150698726
nicky daicos

>>150698756
>Implying Henry won't take her last name

What's your go to roast, /alf/?

>>150698726
the coffey sisters

>>150698726
kath loughnan

I want to cook a big snapper in place of Sunday roast but I want to catch it myself so might have to wait a while

wow thats crazy!

>>150698777
>eating pork

>>150698804
One of the perks of not being jewish or muslim.

>>150698808
its crazy how similar they are really

>>150698803
Why you mad bitch boy

>Hsgf got off the same stop as me
>Looked me up and down while I was looking away like a sperg getting off transport
JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST

the new big 4
you will note a couple of clubs at the bottom that had their success during a suburban joke comp

>>150698795
Red snapper pizza for mine

My sexual performance is genuinely fucking pathetic, I've never had good sex in my life

>>150696710
get his number and spam:

GREETINGS FRIEND
DO YOU WISH TO LOOK AS HAPPY AS ME?

>>150698819
laughing at poot being that high

>>150698832
>8 prelims since 2000
>0 grannies
OOF

>>150698832
More flags than half the teams there in that time bitch

>>150698832
more than fagelaide as it turns out

>>150698832
ken hinkley really got the most out of them

>>150698773
He must have some cock

>>150698777
can't look past lamb or longpig

>>150698824
but enough about the players in the NRL

>>150698841
2 grannies. 1 flag. 139 point loss.

>MICK MOTHERFUCKKEN MALTHOUSE

made up story or badass old man

>>150698841
>OOF
are you a female?

>>150698819
what are the w-l records of those teams then. obviously dosn are 2-0 and norf are 0-4 kek

>>150698819
nick daicos about to have played in more prelims than some teams

>>150698841
2004 flag and 2007 grand final

>>150698861
Premierships/Finals Appearances
>Geelong 4/15
>Collingwood 2/12
>Sydney 2/9
>Brisbane 4/8
>Port 1/8
>Hawthorn 4/7
>Adelaide 0/5
>St Kilda 0/5
>West Coast 2/5
>WB 1/5
>GWS 0/4
>North Melboune 0/4
>Melbourne 1/3
>Fremantle 0/3
>Carlton 0/2
>Essendon 1/2
>Gold Coast 0/0 (0/1 now)

based dwaano releasing a book

Geelong contract negotiations:

That's the offer and if you don't like it fuck off and live with the *bleep*ers in the city!

>>150698885
Missed a team*
>Richmond 3/5

>>150698885
>26.66%
>16.66%
>22.22%
>50%
>12.5%
>57%
Bane and Hawthorn mogging the rest with their flag rate from going deep

Port Adelaide 1870
Premierships AFL (1)
2004
Championship of Australia (4)
1890191019131914
SANFL (36)
1884 1890 1897 1903 1906 1910 1913 1914 1921 1928 1936 1937 1939 1951 1954 1955 1956 1957 1958 1959 1962 1963 1965 1977 1979 1980 1981 1988 1989 1990 1992 1994 1995 1996 1998 1999
SA Patriotic League (2)
1916 1917
SANFL merger league (1)
1942 (as Port-Torrens)

This guy is a fuckwit.

Why is dog called man best fried when the horses served humanity for ages

>>150698902
>>150698903
Crisp

Thinking cock for din dins.

>>150698596
Samantha (Bewitched) was better. Jeannie was fucking annoying

>>150698908
Dogs were domesticated first and their bond with humans is significantly closer. Dogs genuinely love their owners and form a bond with them that's beyond other animals.

you cunts are like women aye
worship players like youre a chick fucking gay cunts

>>150698933
>rich people

You blokes are a bunch of deadset fucking ripper legends

>>150698908
>why is dog

ESL SAAR??

also, to your question, the Mayans never came across any horses and the Aztecs never domesticated them.

I know this from playing Age of Empires 2. The makers of the game even added your kind of Indians, then split them into Bengalis etc.

cat>dog

>>150698944
i don't know you but i feel a strong bond between us

>>150698726
Palace Thorley

But have you seen horse cock

I used to play aoe2

does kayo work on amazon fire tv stick 4k?

>>150698972
meant big bertha btw iykwim haha

lol

This

Anybody who buys rav4 is soulless or a woman

Bit ethnic in here.

>>150698933
who brings immigrants into the country against the will of the natives?
>rich people

this blud does a lot of yapping for no yous

>>150698933
>How can rich people stagnate wages and hoard wealth?
Immigrants
>Why does a 1 bedroom apartment cost over $500,000?
Immigrants
>What do rich people lobby the government to import by the millions every year?
Immigrants

Mamma Mia
I have diarrhoea

Theres no point worry about things you are too poor to do anything about

>>150699097
I currently cannot afford anything that costs more than $23 so that would make the lists of things I'm not allowed to care about almost limitless.

DAR-CY'S A POOF-TAH
>*CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*
DAR-CY'S A POOF-TAH
>*CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

>>150699109
Crispola. 4 pack of ipa and forget your troubles.

i have money in the bank

Collingwood training session.

Think about all the players, staff, supporters, executives, rich business people etc associated with the Collingwood football club. Do people really think it's absurd that maybe somebody, or some people associated with Collingwood could have intentionally gone and strategically made some of the Adelaide players sick? Didn't this same thing literally happen to Richmond in 2018 when they played Collingwood in the prelim? Now they only have to win two games at home for the premiership. Why wouldn't somebody associated with Collingwood go and do this? Especially if they've gone and placed a bet.

>>150698596
miss babcock

>>150699084
you guys deserve it anyway for killing off holden and fpv

>AFL commentator Dwayne Russell is releasing a novel

will you buy it?

had a dream about harley reid last night

>>150699154
crisp isaac quaynor

>>150699148
the big story is that nick daicos said fuck on live tv

>that son of a bogan wog said the f-word on live television
*clutches pearls and faints*

>went to a private school
>ends up being a bogan anyway

how weird is the australian "class" system. it would be so much better to have the one the poms do where you have to be born into class, not just with some money you get from sportsball.

>>150698719
based highly paid afl journalist/commentator

>>150698933
>hoard wealth

whats the highest level of footy you played bros
>inb4 afl, I know u lurk heen dawg
t.nb

>>150699153
no but I might buy one bullet away

Want to suck on this mkr broads tits.

>>150699148
how do you go and get someone intentionally sick, how would they (Collingwood) do it? go and lick everything in the gym?
>mfw the crows have security cam footage of a collingwood hit man retard running around licking all the metal poles in the gym

>>150699166
The peasants used to imitate the aristocracy, now the wealthy imitate the poor

i hoard wealth

brodie from chemist warehouse mogs jo

>>150699217
im watching sharri

>>150699219
Walk past them and cough. There are countless ways, you just need to know the routine of a few players and then come up with a way to make them ill. It's not impossible at all

what kind of sick person actually answers questions in those /sqt/ threads on every board

what sort of sick puppy would do that

>>150699238
it's true i reckon the nick daicos "injury scare" was a media plant by mcsleeze and co

>>150699243
reckon id knock you out if I ever met you aye

i did see a bit of mkr tonight. when these two cunts put their menu out, it says "sugar and spice and everything nice" on it. a protip for all you youngsters here, when a woman thinks of thesmelves in such a way, they are usually a cunt.

>>150699249
your best bet is to stay away motherfucker
its just one of those days

Blasting liquid from my anus.

>curryfest

bit racist innit?

>>150699166
australia is pretty much classless.
in contrast the system in the uk can be absolutely suffocating. the worst part is the working class crabs in a bucket mentality is fucking out of control. and somehow the middle class are way snobbier than the upper class if you can believe it. in a lot of ways the working and upper classes have more in common than the middle.
whenever i'm back there it's something i do appreciate about this place. not so much everyone defaulting to boganism but the fact that you never really have to think much about it.

>>150699256
massive red flag innit
they're always the most insecure in a group setting too

>>150699268
australian middle class are tradies

>>150699271
dumb cunt doesnt even know what glucose is

anyone here want to give me some tips on how to dress as a man

It feels like the season is over. Wish it were. Sick of it

>>150699339
based crows customer

gil is about to get a $16m bonus as ceo of tabcorp

>>150699352
That would only make it harder to enter the pearly gates

>>150699153
I feel confident it's dogshit but maybe I shouldn't be so judgemental.

>>150699355
>ceos
>going to heaven

how can the west stop the influence of muslims and jews on our society?

>>150699374
Remigration.

>>150699352
only psychopaths make that level of money

>>150699385
and child traffickers. he hasn't even done anything. tabcorps stocks have gone up but all you see in the news about them since gil has been in charge is that they keep getting fined for breaching gambling laws.

>>150699379
i was looking at maison margiela stuff the other day. ive got a lot of money in the bank from an inheritance and looking to just blow some on stupid stuff like expensive clothes. maison margiela stuff is horrible though. looks like i will just have to buy multiple pairs of rm williams boots and some polo ralph lauren shirts.

anyone here getting fired from anz?
cant believe theyre offshoring 3500 jobs to pajeet land

>>150699395
My Margiela gats have lasted about 10 years.

>>150699395
fly to italy and get shit hand made. probably cost about the same.

may everyday be a wonderful secret

>>150699434
no but steven may

>>150699434
post tits

Fuck women.

>>150699268
>australia is pretty much classless.
I could've told you that, lel

>>150699458
dont mind if i do

>>150699461
you would know

>>150699458
Is that an offer?

will ashcroft medal be on saturday night?

>>150699434
>t. genuine rock spider

>>150699470
no but will farmer

>>150699466
Well I live here, so yeah

mel looks good tonight on the cheap seats, lovely yellow dress

>>150699458
one day

>>150699470
No, but steven suckscock

>>150699458
They can't do arithmetic

I know she's fucking someone else

>>150699482
looks like chol just drenched her in piss

If I can't have her, then no one can.

>fucking women in the ass is about humiliation and degrading them
>its the man that ends up with shit on his dick

>>150699500
Hey, gotta crack a few eggs...

ive got a theory about hollywood and the mtv awards

>>150699500
more about domination imo

>>150699510
do share mate

Off to the TAB. Feel like fucking up some boomer prick again.

tracina reminds me of an italian girl i was friends with at school

>>150699518
well i just dont think that many people care about mtv these days. i reckon the crowd were all put there by silicon valley. they all are people that work in tech and media.

>>150699528
i think that's a reasonable theory, possibly (probably) even true

>>150699523
*waits at liverpool train station*

Do you blokes have any travel plans for the summer?

>>150699537
no

they call him trainslob

>>150699537
Traveling to KFC for lunch.

>>150699537
i will be spending a lot of time in the victorian hinterlands

uuuuuuuuuoooooooooooooooooooo

>>150699523
not at this time cunt
ill be waiting for you tomorrow morning champ

>>150699556
oh yea? what are you planning to do, "mate"?

the adventures of uncle bob & trainslob

lotta aggression in here 2nite

you can get fucked too arsehole

>>150699581
methed up tradie wanker pieces of shit at it again, an absolute pliight wherever they go

>>150699589
>le tradies are le bad
Not this bullshit again, get a job

>yunemploid!
i have a job dickhead

need an 18 year old schoolgirl to sit on my face

>>150699603
What is your job then?

>>150699613
customer support at anz bank

oi cunts what's the rumour doing the rounds about Nate Caddy's mum getting fucked by one of his teammates and now a photo is doing the rounds?

This is not a bait/joke. It's a genuine rumour I've heard.

>>150699613
i've already told you

>>150699621
NTA but fuck you.

>>150699622
>This is not a bait/joke. It's a genuine rumour I've heard.
Who did you hear it from?

>>150699622
nice distraction to the heat off isuck gaynor and other potential poofs in the afl

>>150699606
FUCKING THIS

>>150699628

First heard it from a mate earlier today, then saw a tweet referencing it tonight.

>>150699632
Here's an idea, the AFL should be supportive of players, and players should feel supported to be their true selves

>>150699640
>true selves
What is that?

could you imagine leigh matthews painting his nails

i hope the new big brother has up late, was comfy to fall asleep to back in the day, cheeky wank when it called for it too

a lot of gays these days. you would be crazy to think theres not some of them in footy. for instance, i can not imagine cam rayner being with a woman.

i cant see bailey smith being with a woman either. hes too much of a headcase. he strikes me as someone that likes to get railed by random dudes, chasing the poz for the thrill.

whats an interesting yt vid

>>150699683
jim greco - glass carousel

>>150699683
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLFwsne--b8

>>150699606
SO true

why are the most expensive shoes the ugliest?

i didn't like that blokey-voiced woman who thought she was funny on the cheap seats

>>150699733
all sneakers these days look like theyre nade for special ed types

>>150699243
I’ve never heard of those threads, explain

>>150699750
well judging by how many people got the jab, that seems fitting.

>>150699733
Barefoot is the natural way to live, take the barefoot pill and you’ll NEVER go back

just realised this surinamese antiqueing symposium could be nabbed under the government's 18+ id verification thing they're planning for march next year

Why won’t hodgey stop saying sit back, it’s very distracting

>>150699796
remember when 4chan was dead for a few weeks, what happened there

>>150699810
It's an interesting discussion

>>150699683
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G45WthPTo24

>nabbed

crisp glowie

>>150699796
4chan won't comply with it. They will either sue, like they have with the UK government, ignore it or just block Australia if they determine it's not worth the trouble. No way they implement that.

>>150699821
she cute

>complying with a governments wishes

lol what sort of dumb cunt would do such a thing

I think it's happened, I've fallen out of limerence

What do we do when we can no longer access 4chan

>>150699855
There will be ways around it.
Where will the glowies go though? What will they even do with their time?

>>150699855
we get good paying jobs that require us doing fuck all and have a new gf every few months

what's happening to the uk makes me sad

>>150699861
I’m to stupid to not comply unfortunately (100% phoneposter)

I downloaded tiktok again and hitler speeches translated to english are trending

ive got too much money in the bank.

>>150699881
This, time to dca into gold

>>150699855
Use the w*br*ng

>>150699888
nah, im all in hodl on dogecoin.

who do you think is going to win the makybe diva

>>150699906
Giga kick

>>150699922
based 18 year old punter

>>150699855
Go outside, get girlfriends, have sex.

I can hear blowjob noises coming from my sister's room.

>>150699934
I already did these things

crazy how bruce lehrmann was innocent and yet had his life ruined

>>150699906
pinstriped ew

>>150699940
say hi to your uncle for me

>>150699940
>jamarra walks out of her room
>winks and slaps you on the back
What do?

>>150699953
bob died

>>150699964
nothing because hes probably got a gun and im supposed to feel sorry for him because of colonalism even though from that colonalism enabled him to be a millionaire

Are hydralyte ice pops a meme or legit

>>150699993
depends

>>150699993
memegit

im a dangerous man.

i should not be trusted.

i should not be allowed to carry a backpack or have pockets.

>>150700093
Crisp retard

>>150700093
Based sudo

Left it too late to order uber eats in my bumfuck nowhere town farkk

>>150700140
Either drive to maccas yourself or make your own food

Night, faggots.

>>150700165
crisp clock

well look at the time, it's fuck my bum o'clock

>>150700188
Crispola

I have serious case of yank fatigue. Simply beyond sick of them.

>>150699606
dont think theyd appreciate a 42 year old fat rolled slob dropping skin infections all over their tight facial skin desu gronk
fucking kill yourself r0ngg

It’s a long way to my cock in you want a sausage roll

nah i don't like small portions

There’s fuck all on free to air

Feeling paranoid think I’ll sleep with the ‘chete next to my bed

what are the glowies SEETHING over their overt online tracking software roll out getting push back?

>>150700458
Crisp 12yo sudo

>>150699940
hot. does she often envelop penises?

tits

wish i was enveloped by tits

wish i had tits so id be an independent man

may I remind everyone the social media ban isn't to protect the youth it's to stop them gaining access to alternative ideas from the government narrative and turn them into bots that will only be exposed to government sanctioned media voting for the selected party that election to win it even if democracy in this country has been so eroded that it's basically an illusion.

preaching to the converted here mate

also it's all linked to the palintir mark of the beast system with loitering police drones equipped with ai and facial recognition capabilities

lachie neale, the igg
patrick cripps, the igg

what set him off tonight

Not sure what NY has to do with burritos but shop insists on the name

https://www.numbeo.com/crime/rankings_current.jsp?displayColumn=1

uhhh, NGL aussie bros but this is pretty shocking, some of your cities are below Tehran, even below, *shudders*, Ch*cago

lol

Good morning alf

>>150707800
Good morning

>>150707800
>>150707810
Up and at 'em

disappointed in 4chan.
apparently there's a leaked nude of nate caddy's mum doing the rounds and it's not here?!
Years ago the hacker known as 4chan would have had that first. baka damn zoomers don't know how to triforce.

i hate the word 'sneakers'
it sounds like another word for a fart and it's YFO shit
'runners' and 'joggers' and 'trainers' aren't much better either

>>150708294
that's because it was leaked months ago and everyone has moved on

anyone remember like 10 years ago when jack crisp got exposed for regularly doing cam shows and jerking off? one of those homo stalker blogs used to host some screencaps and video but they got asked to remove them

Morning alf. Have you registered for grand final tickets?

girl who sits next to me at work who is on $100k a year and just spends all day looking at her phone and making five different kinds of tea just got fired

>>150708823
What did she do?

>>150708823
heh good

>>150708873
Aside from the not doing any work bit, she didn't do anything wrong.
Work has been a bit quieter lately and she's the most useless member of the team, so she was the first to go. Boss is looking to sell the business soon and said he could afford to keep her on but would rather get her $100k off the books.

>>150708294
it was posted instantly freshfag

>>150708823
>>150708954
fucking based

>>150708823
Oh yea? And what do you do all day besides posting in here, champ?

>>150708299
Runners is fine

>>150709462
>Bummers will never win a final again in your life time

How do Hawks and Geelong get away with always landing big names?

sam "the cuck" mitchell

>sam mitchell meats with another clubs captain
>leaks it to the media
>club goes into turmoil again

grub

strip merrett of the captaincy now

sing ta ra ra ra ra

Sam Mitchell has zero (0) friends

Not true he has me, his loving wife

i am friends with sam mitchells wife

honestly just get rid of merrett

i'm old enough to remember how uppity and annoying dosn customers used to be
long time ago

love these mockups 3aw does

>NAB cutting 300 jobs and making 100+ new ones across India and Vietnam, following ANZ's 3000+ cull
It's happening, and not for the better

>>150711577
>go into cbd eazymart (or whatever they're called}
>served by a WHITE CAUCASIAN MAN
fucken shook, me.

Times are tough when a white man hands off your ubereats.

>>150711723
dont shop at ezymart they are a front for indian immigration they hire people from overseas on low wages just because they get them a visa. they're scum

Thoughts?

https://www.realestate.com.au/property-house-vic-ferny+creek-147479324

>>150711870
that garden upkeep would keep you busy but looks good

>>150711870
>shoebox bedrooms
Awful

well thats tonight sorted. mouthy bitches are finna go down.

don't know why you'd want to buy property here. some of the ugliest homes in the world.

>>150712140
Well because I live here and this is my country and nation. All my family is here. I'd like to be able to buy a home one day.

Unfortunately I live in the least affordable property market in the country (Adelaide) and even earning 90k i can't afford to buy anything unless I look 90 minutes away from the city or more.

>>150711979
>buying somewhere to live for the house and not the land it sits on
the european state of mind
noob retard

>>150712223
>least affordable property market in the country
>adelaide
HOWLING

>>150711870
Nice area. That block is heavily sloped which is a bitch. It doesn't look to have central heating and the Danenongs get fucking cold in winter.

>>150712251
For first home buyers yes

>>150712298
Limp. 90 minutes out of Adelaide is already 60 minutes in to the bush.

don't understand the fascination with staying where you grew up. throughout history men left home to seek fame and fortune in far flung places. this country wouldn't exist without those men.

wanking is gay as fuck

>>150712545
Shut up cunt, how about you seek my fist across your jaw?

>>150712545
The opposite is true. 99% of people through history rarely ventured more than a few kms from their home and town and died where they were born. Very few saw anything of the world

Fold every club that didn't set a club record in 2025.

>>150711870
fuck off we're full

>>150712545
You’re starting to sound eerily similar to travelsperg

>Concerns over youth crime in Victoria prompt some families to send kids back to Africa
blecks making lelbourne more unsafe than fucking africa lmaooo

>>150712231
>linking the wrong post
noob retard

Boss at work is a bummers customer and freaking out this morning saying just fold the club if Merrett goes hes had enough kek.

>Geelong star Bailey Smith has verbally abused a female photographer who was taking photos at the Cats’ training session on Wednesday, adding a layer of drama to the build-up to next Friday night’s preliminary final.

>The Brownlow Medal fancy had received treatment on the bench before stepping on to the oval to train.

>As he walked around the boundary, he took exception to the photographer who was standing in the stands and then doubled back to deliver a spray, asking her to delete the photos.

>The Geelong Advertiser photographer Alison Wynd told Smith she was just doing her job and he abused her further, allegedly telling her she was “doing a f---ing shit job”.

The AFL is going to persist with Opening Round in 2026 with a staggered start to the season

>>150712708
he MUST be suspended for at least 2 games

>>150712607
both are true. while you're right that a large portion of people never ventured very far, we also colonised the planet based on the basic drive to find greener pastures when local opportunities were limited.

>>150712708
Couldn’t imagine this bloke being a fuckhead.

>>150712791
"Notice me!!!!! I'm relevant!!!!!!"

>snag has some hard stuff in it
Yucky yucky. Pfft pfft.

One of us
One of us

>>150712708
It would be funnier if he was an incel

>>150712708
>ummmmm but I spent time in a mental health facility!?!?!
Bloke is a con artist fuckhead and is I literally dating a girl with three kids to another man kek

>>150712853
Multiple other men*

>noooo you can't be a meanie to the media!!!!
cunts are lucky they're not hunted for sport desu

>>150712936
they are in certain parts of the world. Latin America and Gaza come to mind.

I sneeze while pooping and it just goes in and created a seal shut stops the flow

>>150712231
>thinking like a yank
>and defending it
fucking grim

>>150712957
Coleman WILL be good value for Fantasy/Poopercoach next year

>>150713007
how the fuck is that thinking like a yank

Surprised they didn’t have some dogshit fixture like Thursday Friday.

>>150713301
I also do this whenever the infrared helicopter flies over my house

>>150713322
based dezi

>>150713301
>i stick my thumb out while i say FUCK YOU because i'm a fucking badarse loose cannon
cringe

>>150713301
>yeah, nah, but my institutionalisation, brah

bullshit how people with """mennul elf""" get a free pass to be a cunt
he was in coke rehab btw, not a psych ward
t. knower

>>150713301
did they shoop out a ciggie?

bailey sniff is a massive cunt

How does one make up for a 9 year work gap?

>>150713553
you signed an nda

>>150713553
Reasons include:
>Study
>Startup exploration and discovery phase
>Taking care of family/friends under extreme circumstances
>Studied again
>Keeping a low profile

>>150713553
paternal/family care leave overseas

>>150713553
ran your own business

>Warring groups of activists are expected to face off in Melbourne CBD again this weekend, triggering another massive police response weeks after violence exploded at an anti-immigration march.

>Police said their intelligence indicated four separate groups, including some who held far-right and extreme ideologies, could try to confront each other on Saturday.

do other states even TRY?

>>150713553
lie

finna gym

>>150713553
Create a website for your failed business. Say you were self-employed. Shit out of luck if they check when the domain was registered.

>>150713663
Based idea actually

>>150712957
>7 guys that could be best 23 done for the year
Throw in McCluggage clearly battling through a knee issue and Berry's shoulder and it's seriously tough for them to go all the way. Part of me suspects they deal with the Suns and then get thumped in a prelim.

>>150712791
His obsession with the AFL is just sad. The AFL literally never comments on the NRL yet this ugly, old bastard is seething about the AFL almost every week.

>>150712621
>Iggs setting club membership record after a 1 game season with at least four more seasons around the bottom likely to come
At least their finances will stay in good shape

>>150712791
yikes

I don't get why is gap important. Just fucking check whether he's mentally well to function, not lazy, able to etc

Retarded boomer fuckwits

Get a cheap mbike and join uber while you explore jobs

>>150712791
Shades of this
https://youtu.be/f0bBi8KI6-E

Minced
Cila
Oni
Onions
Pepp
Stock
Salt

So sleepy

Suck my cock for protein

>>150713861
Move your body

Walked in on a girl in the handicapped bathroom at work earlier, gonna be jerking myself silly to it for ages

Why do you blokes call Sam Mitchell a cuck?

>>150713877
This happened once but at Melbourne Airport
The lock wasn't working so I just zipped out of there asap but forgot to shut the door back again, rip

I saw a girl nude when I was 3 yo. I kept wondering whether the fault is in me or in her

>>150713895
Last time I was at Melbourne airport, I was taking a piss at the urinal and the cleaning lady came over and started cleaning the urinal next to me and could see my cock. Was a bit weird. She was African so maybe she was a bit retarded and untrained.

>>150713957
>>150713957
>>150713957

>>150712791
>huh? that famous rapper that's been around for like 30 years? never heard of him, heh!

>>150713956
I had this happen to me somewhere before, I think it might have been singapore airport or something. Kind of hot desu.

>>150712621
>iggs 2nd
h-how?