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>>150680621

I would pillage her anorexic asshole

>>150690177
weili heeming my meng while joanna does chinky eyes from the hotel cuck chair

>>150690400
booing his shit tatoos

Voice Over: There must be more to life than heems

Pat: Yes, there is, but I won’t tell you what it is

Dana: Nor will I, since I also know what it is

Pat: We have certain things in common, Dana.

Dana: Yes, we do, come to think of it.

Pat: Enigmas never age, have you noticed that?

Dana: As a matter of fact, it was clear to me the last time I saw you.

Boxing is checkers, MMA is chest.

payton talbott prepares a home cooked meal for frank ocean

>>150690371 (OP)
armpit

>Camo hat
>The hunter
Chills...

>>150690451
A pal is a wonderful thing. May every day be another wonderful secret :)

Boxing is like checkers, you can only move front to back, side to side. MMA is like chest.

>>150690470
Shitnigguh vibes from this video.

it's me double tailed sperm tattoo

Gane will defeat Tom and Jones will recapture the belt on the White House card.

>>150690468
Yah tink?

>>150690493
Chills

>You can't escape the networks, Tomala...
SOOON

I kind of feel lonely when big holidays and celebrations take place.

I demand more Indian fighters.

Have you apologized yet

>*shoves finger into Tom's doughy chest*
>Ciryl WILL kick the leg you retarded son having faggot
>y-yes sir...
Tombros...

Reminder that the Aaron Pico guy is a 100% unironic Ganefag and is behind most of the Gane posting

>>150690686
Nosferatu looking ass nigga

>>150690686
congrats on getting beat up less badly than some literal mutant they found collecting cans outside the arena

>>150690371 (OP)
Fuck Dana

Unfurling my cock right now as I grunt. War Joe Pyfer!

>>150690493
Shut the fuck up you sissy bitch
KEK lock your clitty in a cage faggot

Here’s what actually happened.

The war for the heavyweight belt will be waged in the AI realm.

war for the metaverse

Marvin bros how are we feeling

>>150691359
Lmao what the fuck was Zuck thinking

>>150691668
>grows wings but chooses to run instead
Gane's mind is beyond mortal comprehension

>>150691668
>grows wings
>runs away

>>150691668
Kek

first for vinland

https://xcancel.com/MarvinVettori/status/1965045989179634029#m
Based Marvin

>>150692472
Heckin based! He’s totally not retarded grunt developing copious amounts of CTE for peanuts while the Emmanuel dynasty profits from his suffering.

>>150692472
>its real
Based.

kek which one of you is this?

I'm a thought leader among the hardcore cutting edge of fringe online MMA/combat sports aficionado discussion community.

>>150690400
woah the french crowd likes their fighter that's craaaazy

Jerry Polapseka

If I were watching my own home town fighter competing live in the arena I would probably be cheering so loud man.

>>150692472
>xcancel
soft

right now paramount has a deal, 60 dollars for a year of premium (this is the better tier with less ads) should i get it now, or do you think there will be an even better deal in 2026? i'm thinking even if they do a promo to debut ufc it will not be cheaper than this. only reason i'm debating it is i will basically be wasting 3 months of the service, but 60 divided by 9 is still ~6.60 per month

>>150692844
All the bums that fought out of Blackman MMA sucked and it's been long gone since then.

PA runs MMA

>>150692472
bodied that antisemitic freak

smokin cloud im a lonly clown

100 Gorillas vs 1 Gane

>>150693026
Nigga hit up Genius. Blud out here making custom Yoshi City lyrics.

>>150693026
The lonely loner seems to free his mind at night

The stonely stoner seems to smoke some weed at night

It's only 10pm and I'm already tired bros. I'm officially a boomer

>>150693202
We're getting old unc

>>150690649
Try to be more optimistic. It's tougher to do than it sounds, but not that tough. Being miserable is a choice.

What if you heemed your opponent but then while celebrating you pulled your dick out? Would that be a disqualification?

Gay niggers from space

>>150692853
I got it. No ragretz

>>150693250
I guess unc isn't so bad. Heem bless anon

>>150692918
MMA DADDY never misses

>>150693318
*outer space

>>150693325
Should wait for the Disney+/Paramount for 2.99/month

>>150693071
how much time does Gane get to analyze the situation?

>>150692853
Reddit is down the hall and to the left

kek the mysterious anonymous CJI sponsor rescinded the $1m prize money he was going to give new wave

>>150693393
I think that's with ads though. I'm happy locking in 4k ufc with no ads or delay for all events for $6/mo
>>150693440
So you admit reddit and 4chan are in the same space

Marvin just knows Ari is about to cut his bum ass from the rooster

>>150693454
You will still have to pay for the live sports retard

>>150693452
I watched the whole card both nights and have no idea what this refers to.

>>150693454
Listen man, we ain’t paying you kate hikes a fucking penny

>>150693512
what are you referring to? they already announced that ufc will have no PPV in 2026

can someone post their polarizing Gane pics? starting a folder

>>150693525
its about how the final 5v5 match was scored.
it was 47-47 on the score cards, so a tie. and the judges ruled it a victory for b-team because they won the last fight with j rod scoring a 10-8. The rules supposedly say that in the event of a tie, whoever wins the last fight wins the match.
The discrepancy was that new wave won 3 of the 5 matches so some people interpreted rules as saying that if there's a tie, whoever won more matches in the finals wins.

>>150693282
Put down the fortune cookie b

>>150692845
>just make a twitter account bro you don't want a low palantir social credit score!

>>150693512
It's part of the premium package playa!
>>150693536
Try again. Type like a functional human being

Sup

>gahn-eh
>garn
>gayn
>gah-ne
which one?

who got imavov entry music yt

Say what you want about gurtasfon but when it's about showing up and weighing in, he weighed in.

>>150693785
people don't say that anymore anon. you gotta hit him with a hello! and animated wave

>>150693851
good taste anon. it's a banger

https://youtu.be/j2JjiKJMq94?si=26PcBKliaZ8HI9Lp

>>150693854
Nah fuck that!

>>150693785
Soup.

>>150693899
Sopa de macaco? Uma delica

Nina drama bros...she used us for clout..

you guys ever have days where you want to heem your meng but the gas tank just isn't there

>>150694099
absolute peak heartletism right here

>>150694234
take that back

>>150694099
You sound flushed

>>150694254
this doo a fucking quitter
makes leon edwards look like a real dawg

I used to think Tony was meming but he really is not self aware in the slightest

>>150694274
>>150694258
I'm gonna jerk off now cuz mana ain't raised no bitch and I'm gonna spitefully think of you both the entire time (no homo)

>>150693452
If at 14 years old your 20 year old brother let you fuck his girl would you be grateful, or would you align with his arch rival 10 years later and try to destroy him?

>>150694360
depends did he watch?

we will find out on saturday

>>150693452
Why is Sanko’s husband not taking her phone? Bitch needs to be stoned to death.

>>150694666
calm down Mohamed

I want Aspinall to win because I’m White.

Many a Saturday have passed, yet we’ve found out nothing.

>>150694099
Come on lad bully your dick

talmbout sanko?

>>150694910
No, I was not.

Keep an eye out on a kid named gustafson, that kid is going places man

Keep a eye out for an kid named mydickinurass. Hes thaiwanese and hes great

>>150694910
Average target milf

>>150694910
talmbout putting skanko in north south b
no gi

Bane bros, how we feeling

>>150695847
Pussy

>>150695985
shit = tanked

need some prospect anon to redpill me on David Martinez. why is he co main next week?

>>150693303
Just a hefty fine and suspension but it would still be recorded as a win

>>150696209
He’s that rare BJJ nigga who has both HANDS and POWER. That’s all I’m allowed to say. Peace out.

>>150695847
>fucked in a taxi
wtf

>>150696209
Announcer Joe Martinez son and they will rig it for him

>>150696429
Heard this about ting ting steal and ting ting zhang and they both got exposed, these gook mutts can't fight man

>>150696432
>He never fucked in a taxi

>>150696471
>posts 2 unattractive women
What did Pablo mean by this????

>>150696628
turn on your monitor

>>150696209
hope you had a vpn on when you asked this question because there's some heavy classified shit you're getting into.

Gane will heem Trannyspinal.

Eating a porterhouse steak.

>>150696723
Biggest reddit faggot award goes to you.

>>150696723
Where's the potato salad?

>Biggest reddit faggot award goes to you.
Saar do not redeem the cow meat saar

>>150696723
nigga too poor to eat from a plate?

>>150696723
>raw steak
>wood for a plate
>wine out of a wine glass
>....
Dilate back troon

>if it isn't brown (like my skin) all the way through it's le raw
KEEEEEEEK mutts actually think this

>>150696723
you fairy

>>150696723
faggot

>>150696914
think you posted under the wrong flag this time spams

just took a poop and it was the same color as gane's skin

>>150696952
gane is poop? hahahha

>post steak
>all the shitjeets start seething
KEEEEEEEEEEEK

Would a half nigger half churkha fighter be unstoppable? Blacksplosiveness + retard strength

he's spiraling

Imagine if Indians actually ate nutritious food. They would probably have a world champion

>>150697014
ilia topuria is just a glimpse of what the ufc wouldve looked like if indians had proper nutrition

>>150696432
China is built different

There never was no marriage

>>150697055
I want to tell me what you see, let's go ahead and see it by the fight, what you saw in the ring.

When push came to shove this gustaffson kid showed heart for a whole minute, you can't deny it

I need a bbc in my asshole rn

>>150697396
that fight was shades of darrick minner and should be investigated

The dude said his style is swinging like a retard and he did just that. If anything I respect him more now.

I'll always remember Gustafsson as that guy that cowered in fear without being hit by anything

>>150697466
Oh, you'll always remember him?

Which trans pornstar should I watch? My type is Arielle Maxine and taftaj

>>150697489
yeah I got a big brain

>>150697499
You should dip your balls in ice water and watch King of the North Pole

>>150697519
I'm gonna dip my balls in IcyHot and watch Paris, Texas

>>150697466
Reminds me of that french guy in TUF who cowered in fear and begged his coach to stop on the stool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDx9RbTj7I0

Imagine being Tom Aspinall and you can beat up anyone that has every existed but you still have to act like normal humble guy because daner white still cuts your checks

>>150697566
Could he beat Achilles though?

>>150697566
Talos heems

>>150697566
Tom has never fought a muslim.

I miss spike tv

Started boying Arman when he slapped a fan, real ones get it

Tom wouldn't survive fighting on Spike TV

Volkov won that fight

>>150697677
>revved by the smart marks in the cheap seats
smdh

>>150697708
He got fat again?

Gane was Aspinall last choice

>>150697637
looks like one to me bappa

>>150697877
That's classic french physiognomy looks like a young Marcel Marceau.

The fighting nerds are still pretty good

>>150697926
people really made these posters like these bums would every win anything

>uhhhhh actually these guys have lost a single fight in the ufc each, they're actually bums now
/box/roaches out

>reddit is crying about the nerds
>/heem/ is focusing on Gustaffson's display

I dont remember the last time i heard thund... aaand it stopped raining
>>150697531
You should cut off your balls and dip them in garlic sauce and then send them to me via a red cross association

Hi guys

Im actually facebok friends with many fighters. Jealous? Haha

>>150698000
whatap champ

>>150698000
Good evening

Farted myself awake

Say what you want about the fighting nerds man but at the end of the day this is a free country and you can say what you want about their pathetic display

The Fartin' Finn

>>150691668
why are Gane fans the most deranged in mma

Say what you want but at the end of the day, you can't gustaffson didn't give his all, 1 round 1 minute, now that's heart.

>>150698224
Way to out yourself as a newfag, newfag.

luke rockhold should fight again, he can't retire off of that shit

>>150698237
In the end of the day Antsu and myself can wash our skin and be White unlike you

God damn I was stoned yesterday

>>150698334
bro it's today

>>150698317
Skin color has nothing to do with it, it's genetics and swedish genetics are that of cowards, it is what it is but that's just how things are.

>>150698405
That's the face gustaffson saw when he curled up in a ball

All the yuropoors were ganging up on Bo nickal after he lost to RDR but now that the tables have turned, they seethe in bitter rage when you mention anything about their guy.

>>150698500
Care to extrapolate?

why don't fighters just improve their takedown defense before going up against fighters from the caucasus?
t. clueless

>>150698564
improvement isn't real, skills are genetic

>>150697396
Why do you insist to persist with this?

His thing wasn't all about heard anyway. It was just going wild

>>150698584
>everybody peaks when they start
crazy news

>>150698588
You know what i will stop, i actually came to like this gustaffson, he is respectfull in his interviews and overall a good dude, kinda feel bad for shitting on him, desu it was just to rile up sweden as a payback for Bo Nickal.

>>150698600
I could break your face by accident have some more respect

ate zhajiangmian for breakfast and now drinking my jiaduobao herbal tea refreshment mmmh

Mogged by jellybean bet your pensions on a Gane finish

>>150698600
You're a good lad. Showing remorse is a great trait. I get your motivation though. I'd like to give Sweden a wedgie and then push him into a Pond Infront of a large group of giggling on-lookers

>>150698652
Oh no you wouldn't

RDR beats Hernandez or whatever they man is called and then submits Khamzat. Call me Quasimodo with these predictions.

>>150698668
Can you predict when Finland will have a fighter in the UFC?

>>150698672
Very soon my man.

I heard Gane is part finnish

Zatdaddy by brutal Heem

>>150698676
Omran doesn't count.

>>150698681
tanked that shit

>>150698683
Yes he does.

>>150698683
Twice actually

Where the heems have no name
Where the heems have no name
Daner still balder than hard boiled egg
Balder than bald
And when I go there, I go there with you
It's all I can do

AAAAAAAGGGGHHHH MY FINGERS HURT

Schaub said the only fights happening in boxing are Canelo crawfowd and Jake paul vs some guy i forgot his name

>>150698809
It's some little IC3 box keep spamming as their GOAT David Gervais or something

>>150698729
who hired 47 to do this? Khabib?

jean silva gonna break his paper mache hands on diego lopes' cinderblock head again and the fighting nerds dickriders are going to cope and seethe about it

>>150698839
breaking his hands didn't stop him from brutalising dober

>>150698855
dober is a can

>>150698644
How about backed up by a guy who learned to fight 5 minutes ago

https://youtube.com/shorts/y8BtN7KbEvA?si=vVe6yOv69SrOYyH4

>>150698644
Talmbout jellybean b?

The Nerding Fighters have been fraud checked.

>>150699016
Why is she so tiny?

>>150699031
Dana built her in a lab purely so she can do tricks on it

>>150699028
Check back in 2 years when Ruffy is top 5 and Benoit is getting knocked out by bums on the regional scene.

>>150699104
2 years and im6n8jtac

>>150699104
Sorry i don't know what happened i ment to say in 2 years i'm not watching this gay ass sport anymore.

Finlands posts? Yeah all me

>>150698664
You're going the right way for a face slap

Consider the consequences of Alessio Sakara

Call me Sweetland.

Lopedo sadly

>>150699207
Oh no I'm not

Thoughts?

https://x.com/SpinninBackfist/status/1964683229488939413

>>150696990
There was a tiny amount of Ottoman black Slaves that ended up there so why not

this bitch looks like a doll soulless and not a life in her eyes how do people find her attractive

>>150699540
Im more of a Mackenzie Dern kinda guy

>>150699526
>that t shirt
Huh... curious... thawlt croydon's based boy hated the helwanis

>>150699540
Who

>>150690400
wow what a nice set on lingerie Gane wore to UFC Paris

>>150691668
Betxnall got heemed bigly

>>150699570
Ariana

>>150699618
Ariana Grande ?

>>150699526
>he bet on the black heartlet and gasslet
dumb people shouldn't have money

>>150699653
Are you algerian

>>150699653
are you nafri

UFC Heavyweight Champion Kazushi Sakuraba.

>>150699672
Crazy the Gracies ducked this guy for a whole decade

Nigger

>>150699672
Is this show gun?

>>150699672
>He was also proposed by Pride management to fight Kazushi Sakuraba, who had already defeated Royce Gracie as well, but Gracie refused saying that Sakuraba "didn't have the spirit of a warrior"

>>150699592
That 'lingerie' cost 20 thousand dollars, probably more than your car.

>>150699666
>>150699659
Then who you fucking faggots

>>150699715
Kek

>>150699732
bruh cooked

>>150699732
Lmao

>>150699732
You have sex with men.

>>150699783
Monitor

poofc it's dead

just like this board

>>150692472
Based.

>>150699783
you post fanfics about brown fighters raping you

Which UFC fighter has the best looking woife?

Y'all copping any noche merch?

>>150699802
You are a shitskin who's legacy is being raped by arabs

>>150699819
No sir, i'm heterosexual

I'm gonna get drunk tonight for you fucking guys

Everything’s gone wrong

When did it get so bad

Lopes fight week

Trvke

Lopez attempting a heel hook

These posts about to look real stupid when Lobussy wins.

>>150699870
Movdaddy is a chad. No wonder she smashes so much teen pussy

>>150699814
colby

Lopes flaying his hair like if he was in a shampoo commercial

>>150699814
Movsar Evloev

>>150699814
Dana White

Don't talk shit about my miami whore wife

>>150699870
kneebar

>>150699887
Both of these people have taken BBC on camera

>>150699926
The girl maybe but Colby didn't

>>150699926
but enough about your mother and father

>>150699926
Neither of them have had sex with Belarusian men

Why the fuck is fight fairy constantly farting on streams? Bitch needs to cut back on the protein.

>>150699936
Porked

Say what you want about canelo man but this guy knows how to defend against feints

>>150699973
That's chess right there.

>>150699975
*chest

>>150699973
The Sweet Science™

>>150699973
the calf kick is open

If boxing is the 'sweet science' what does that make mma?

>>150700066
an evil scientists experiment

Incel gay will get his bussy split open by GODspinall

Gane got fraud checked by Ngannou

we are here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anP28iem5hM

>>150690371 (OP)
Is this real ¿

Also
OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

SHE IS A BLM DANIEL
HE STABBED HER NECK JOE

ÀNNND ITS ALL OVER

>>150697014
Fuck is that ?

>>150693869
maaav
imav-imavov
MAVOV

I invented heem

bo nickal has never quit before

>>150700221
And I perfected it *cold cocks you*

>>150691668
>Betxnall
Yeah well try that shit on Aspinall. He's got no chance.

It feels like I'm pissing out my ass.

>>150700228
He never quit before he started quitting.

>>150700252
>>150699926
ALL of Bongistan will be taking BIC on camera very very soon you know

Sedriques Dumas has $13.97 in his bank account.

>>150700364
>BIC

Jesus Christ is King, rapture is coming, pray to the Lord and you will be saved

>>150700364
You burgers can't stop thinking about other guys cocks, can you?

>>150700417
Afraid not sadly

One can fuck without sucking, but one can not suck without fucking.

Justin Gaethje

It's so sucking fuck, it sucks. It's so fucking suck, it fucks!

Justin Gaethje

>>150700167
Cool the man some fucking eggs bitch!

I'm sadly afraid I fear.

Heem feels extra retarded today.

Ante Delija confirmed he got offered a fight on main event on one of the next events
Probably a fight night card
What do you guys think he could have gotten offered?

>>150700483
Don't worry, there are no women anywhere near you

Sometimes you're the pen sometimes you're the pencil

>>150700487
Blaydes
I’m pretty sure they’re making Volkov vs jailton as the title eliminator

>>150700167
I would've saved her

>>150700368
he's got more than me
what's he bitching about

>>150700487
Spivak

>>150700487
Mick Parkins comeback fight

I think Brendan Schaub might not be the sharpest tool in the shed

I can't stop thinking about Connor cock

Spain is hyping up Ilia in their media apparently since they have no fighters of their own, western europe is so gay, jewed with trannies and propaganda that they resort on importing foreigners from non-pozzed country just to even sniff a ranking, the France strategy basically.

Welp Birtish is hear time to evacuate

Reminder that the UFC, in constant need of heavyweight talent, cut this guy

I'm curious, if Game beats Aspinal is Aspinal still the best ever? Or even getting clipped by someone like Buday which is entirely possible.
Will you still be saying Jones must must beat Aspinal to be the greatest of all time

aliens keep flying drones over my house

Gaziev is nerfed by the backwards rule of not being allowed to eat between rounds

>>150700658
Jones keeps beating the judicial system so i think he is the GOAT

>>150700504
Blayed I would love to avoid as much as possible
>>150700529
Sounds winnable

Im currently having a telepathic communion with Dana White, anything you want me to ask him about?