Thread 150693447

HEADLINES
Giants sticking with Wilson as QB1 vs. Cowboys
49ers signing WR Bourne after Jennings' injury
Ex-Fins CB says Colts forced Tua into 'panic mode'
Titans coach says he misinterpreted catch rule
Vrabel says Belichick welcome at Patriots facility
Shadow Sauce: Jets laud CB for work in new role
Dolphins RG Daniels, CB Duck out multiple weeks
Panthers DE Wharton (hamstring) out 2-4 weeks

Go Rams!
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APOLOGIZE

Patty Cuckitini

>>150693447 (OP)
zest-off

Packers are the best team in the league and it isn’t particularly close

the nfc is ours

GO PACK GO!

is this kid retarded?

Buddy’s a little slow and visibly stupid

vikings fans fyi the twins are up by 2 if you want to save your evening

>>150693471
I'm sorry that you suck too Sammy Cuckitini

>>150693471
You looked like shit yesterday.

>>150693492
is this the power of all the players were GPS trackers?

>this fucking scrub was selected 10th overall by the vikings
holy fucking shit, jj mccarthy would be an insurance saleman if michigan didn't have a run game

it's time, /nfl/
mccarthy is a bust
he's ready to play, put him in

>>150693492
thats a neat graphic, where did you get it

>oh god, I'm stuck with ANOTHER shitty QB

what has Justin done to deserve this?

>>150693488
Caleb needs to trust his reads/arm and throw the ball down the field. He also needs to get out of the huddle faster.

Aaron Rodgers would’ve won this game for the ViKings

>>150693483
this
so much this

>>150693497
will be a nice reunion in February :)

>>150693508
Yes
>>150693519
Bill Barnwell

>>150693534
even current bret favre would

>>150693529
wrong pic

Vikings season is unironically already over. How does 4-13 sound?

>>150693534
Aaron Rodgers would've gotten the Vikings to a heartbreaking NFC Championship loss. Possibly against the Packers.

>but it's his first NFL start
Why do they keep saying this? How is that an excuse?

>>150693583
they were saying the same thing for Arch Manning

I heard Aaron Rodgers really, really likes women?

you know jj mcarthy is fucking dogshit when he makes caleb williams look like a probowler in comparison

>>150693611
>two second year qbs and gayleb is the one that looks good

grim

>>150693637
>posted it again award

You can only post ITT of your team has scored a TD this season.
Not so fast Pooston and Vikeks, lol.

>>150693609
Yes. I can confirm that since Aaron Rodgers is the QB of my team and threw 4 fucking TDs on the road in his debut, that he is, IN FACT, quite attracted to women.

tfw no week 2 catb owl

I am going to buy the Minnesota Vikings, rename them, and move them to New England

>>150693679
My Carolina Panthers WILL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THE CARDINALS NEXT WEEK

>>150693530
Take it easy.

>>150693769
call them the Hartford Whalers

>>150693761
Me on the right!

>>150693679
Tits and Gnats out too!

>>150693781
Brady's still mad about that

>>150693447 (OP)
You guys suck. I asked you about some soap a few threads back and nobody said anything. So I just bought the Dr. Squatch soap out of curiosity. I've been using regular Dial and I wanted to know if it really made much difference with the soap since one bar is apparently natural and better for me, but costs more than getting a 3-pack of regular soap.

I'm blaming all of you if I wasted money.

Its week one are there any unexpected playoff teams so far? Colts maybe?

>>150693846
Sorry, wrong thread. Thought this was the gamethread since I just came back from the store.

>>150693761
i like you two
completely inoffensive
cam and ricky manning jr can suck cocks but i like everything else about the 90s expansion teams

>>150693859
Personally I plan to swap Vikings for Bears tomorrow

>>150693846
dropped them the moment they made that Sydney Sweeney bathwater bullshit, liked them before then.

no reason for a "gamethread" when there is literally only one game on

>>150693757
>if you choke embarrassingly and lose the game you win
KWAB

lel

question: what happens inside that blue tent on the sideline?

when Jordan Love beats the commies on thursday will /nfl/ finely admit he's a top 10 QB with top 5 potential?

>>150693883
>chiefs
>losing to the bills
no way that's happening, they'll either miss the playoffs or lose to some other team

>>150693841
Yeah, I bet.
I love my Eagles. They know how to humiliate rivals.

>>150693846
Don't listen to Big Soap, all soap is the same. Only differences are the scents, and even they are pretty similar for the most part.

Good ol’ Swift. Second best running back my Birds have had since McCoy. After Saquon obvs

>>150693883
>ratbirds
>first seed
delulu

>>150693975
He was obviously an O-line babby, but he was still fun

>>150693846
I get my soap from whole foods, it's $3 for a "all natural" bar made with charcoal and some other bullshit, and lasts me 2 months

devious scheme from the Charger's OC

>>150693944
they give you enough drugs until you can't feel pain

>>150694000
Bruh it’s the ding dang eagles. The line is so good it don’t matter who you are they’re going to get the credit

>>150693883
Ravens are going to choke in the divisional and you know it

>>150694013
from the rape?

>meme soaps
ngmi

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>come to LA
they said
>nicest fans and stadium in the league

JJ McCarthy is fucking shit lol

seriously, how do you stop him?

>>150694122
Talk shit get hit kek

>>150694171
jesus christ it's literally his first NFL start

i bet you yell at babies when they can't walk straight

>>150693975
i miss our boy boston scott

>>150694219
lel cope

>>150694219
Uh yeah? You don’t? Got to pay the cost to be the boss.

>>150694171
His throwing mechanics are Arch Manning tier

>>150694176
Cover his first read and put a spy on him.

>>150694176
distract him with the vikings cheerleaders

>>150694198
>be cholo
>put your kid in someone else's seat
>have your dad punch someone else to instigate
>throw something at someone not even involved in the altercation
>flee
>come back 2 quarters later to get your thug bunny purse
many such cases in LA

>>150693447 (OP)
NFC norf looks mid af this year

the viking are practicing what we call in the industry "edging"
the cumback starts now

>>150694022
>bsky.social

>>150694326
Bluesky is unironically the best place for serious football discussion

Brian Robinson will be a solid RB2 but I don't know why the niners didn't just keep Jordan Mason, he's a dawg

God this game is shit. Watching the steelers and bills win spoiled me.

>>150694235
Same

these ads are so dystopian

“for adults with obesity, try zepbound!

…WITH?? as if its something you just…have?

>>150693738
LAMAR. MY OFFICE. NOW.

>>150694370
Bait used to be believable. I refuse to discuss football anywhere I can't call someone an 'igger without repercussion.

Neither of these goober QBs pass the eye test

>>150694370
lmao if you think limp-wristed fags that are super concerned about "our democracy" know anything about ball

bros i have purdy in fantasy and ALL the 49ers are considered day to day or out (already)

my backup is jj mccarthy.
he cannot possibly be THIS bad next week right? this is just his rookie nerves on the road

>>150693937
apologize

>>150694415
The fact that "people" like you aren't discussing football there is the main reason why there discourse is higher quality.

>>150694122
Texans fans are massive assholes no one really noticed because the team sucks ass but remember these are also Astro fans

>>150694454
no one cares about your fake football team faggot

So McCarthy sucks ass?

>>150694236
>>150694171
>>150694140
>>150694022


APOLOGIZE RIGHT FUCKING NOW

I think both these teams suck and both QBs are bad

Lmao not so fast bearsfags. Turns out you’re just as stinky as we thought you were

digis and JJ leads a SOULFUL drive for a tuddy that cements his legacy on night 1

>>150694463
It's really funny watching people otherize those they don't like like a soldier going to war when the exact same behavior from those same "people" upsets them so deeply. Something something monsters, something something becoming a monster yourself.

You're an 'iggerfaggot and should go back to blueshart is the gist.

holy shit the bears are going to lose aren't they?

>>150694460
>>150694518
Nah he still sucks

>>150694628
>wall of text

he hit a nerve, huh

>>150694518
Man he has zero touch on the ball

>>150694661
This. He’s full sending everything

>>150694628
>scared of jannies
lol
kek even

>>150694471
Watching the 'Stros win in 17 and make every other mlb fan seethe their asshole inside out was one of the best times of my life as a sports fan. They absolutely cheated and you're just mad you didn't figure out how to cheat like them. That skinny bitch fighting a chola way outside of her weight class is definitely retarded though.

the packers might sweep the NFCN lmao

why is jj throwing the ball so damn hard? legit looks like hes throwing a baseball rather than a foozball

my reffies:)

>>150694688
Beware the man with nothing to lose

Not so fast

>>150694711
Might? The games won’t even be close

Illegitimate victory

>>150694713
someone said he had no zip and he took that personally

False alarm! The Bears are not, in fact, back!

Fucking lmao. Never change Bears

>>150694660
>can't read
Many such cases, my condolences
>>150694688
>implying
Jannies aren't the problem, faggots clicking arrows because they got so buttflustered they shot their dilator across the room is. Hebraic behavior.

lmao

>black qbs
Welcome to Trump’s America you little bitches

>>150694794
absolutely seething

>refs vs bear
So lame

The bears shouldn't get another prime time game until they win a playoff game. Consistently the most over hyped team of the 2000s.

mina knows ball

feelin a thielen

>>150694640
apologize again retard

>Hamlins getting assblasted
>multiple questionable PIs to benefit them
>beat the Ratbirds

>Vicucks getting assblasted
>multiple questionable PIs to benefit them
>beat the Burrs

You can't use the same script two nights in a row. Fuck you Goodell.

>>150694817
>the shorter argument always wins
Kys 'ike

>>150694839
why don't you guys ever make posts like this

>>150694863
dont forget the falcons getting some HEINOUS refball to ensure they got a game winning fg attempt

>>150694839
if you love her so much why dont you marry her?

>>150694890
We do but you’re too busy reading bait posts and twitter caps to notice

>>150694890
Using too many words means you're a faggot retard, all takes must be distilled to the absolute minimum number of words and letters or you're a homosexual that likes cum in all holes. Mina gets away with it because she's supposed to like that kind of thing.

Caleb Williams is absolutely fucking retarded. Nail polish eroded his brain stems?

Caleb fucking sucks bro

>>150694876
>he's still afraid of being banned for racism
The bravest chud on spuh

>>150694945
how do i learn to be more brief and less gay in my speech? feel like all my posts go past that maximum length

>bears were penalized for this """""hold"""""

they aren't even trying to hide it

>>150694907
I'm not in the stage of my life where I'd actively watch a Falcons game.

>>150694890
What did she even say of substance, really?

>blocked punt
>still goes 55 yards to the opponent 30

imagine that wasnt blocked? would have left the stadium

Anyone have the webm of the reffied bumping into the Burrs player and then penalizing him?

Welp Caleb haters, you won. I'm actually going to kill myself now. Goodbye forever.

Man I wish we kept Eric Wilson

The bears better hope for another pick six on D otherwise this game is OGRE. Caleb “Faggot” Williams is a bust!

>>150695029
Temujin you catty bitch, you don't need to shit on every other girl to get our attention.

are the bears secretly coached by kevin stefanski? because it's a painfully familiar scenario for the browns. an excellent first drive and then totally stuck in mud for the rest of the game

He’s crying Again!!!!

i am never betting on chicago again

Ahahahaha fuck you chicongo and gayleb

I'm actually starting to feel bad for the Bears. This is just sad. I know it's only Week 1 but still...

>every 2024 1st round quarterback other than caleb is going to work out for the team that drafted them
TOP KEK

I like seeing Jones have a great game, but fuck I hate seeing him in purple

>>150693447 (OP)
Just terrible

>Bears collapse
Football is back!

>>150695168
clown ass organization from top to bottom

One day we’ll be better than you at throwing.

It's ogre. How do you let a shit team embarrass you like that in your own stadium? KWAB

An amazing play call, I figured they'd run a read option at some point

>>150695241
Poles is a fucking retard

>>150695250
>you've had enough dave

CALEB WILLIAMS IS FUCKING GARBAGE

Lol at the Lions for the keeping the wrong coach.

>>150695250
>denied.avi

McGODthy

>>150694308
called it

Who's fault, QB or WR?

The reaction videos are going to be amazing

FUCK SAM DARNOLD

FUCK KIRK COUSINS

AND FUCK AARON RODGERS

ALL JJ BABY

Since the burrs are dead this is now an /an/ thread

>White QB overcomes adversity and improves as the game goes on
>Black QB chokes it away despite the gifts from his teammates

Caleb wearing purple and gold earings tonight

>>150695348
Fucking WR died mid-air. Careless execution.

ive seen enough


im starting JJ next week in fantasy

How do you miss that bro!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>150695394
Seems to be the theme this weekend

>>150695394
Something something surgeon something

i need an NFL related file name for this ASAP

I GOTCHU BROTHA

>WHITE vs. BLACK week 1 qb matchups
9-2
Whites win, hard diff

Is Williams blind?

Apologize.

I don't understand
Calebfags were telling me he finally got the help he needed and will be good this season and definitely isn't Fields 2.0

>>150694969
>she's still mad chuds figured out a way around their censorship
My favorite part of calling you an 'igger is that you have to complete the slur yourself. I could mean many different words but you're the one reading it as a slur and doing all the work for me and I can't be banned for it because I didn't actually say a slur. For all you know I'm calling you bigger or digger when I call you an 'igger. It's very funny to me, and even funnier when your only response to it is to try to goad me into saying the slur which you supposedly hate people using except when it gives you an opportunity to censor them for having said it.

With one apostrophe, I have pissed in your cornflakes and fucked your mother.

Very nice hospital ball

>>150695502
big facts Chris

>>150694989
Uh 73 is clearly holding? What're you on about?

Bullshit ref drive

>>150695168
>>150695241
Drake Maye is still garbage.

Refball all 4th fucks da burrs just like every season.

>>150695465
>Chiefs_Collapse_vs_Eagles_SBLIX

Some things change...

>>150695502
calm down bro lmao

>>150695584
>Yamcha pose

why do I ever believe in this trash ass team

>>150695470
drake maye and jared goof have had their white privileges revoked

The Bears will not lose

>Vindicated, I am selfish, I am wrong
I am right, I swear I'm right, swear I knew it all along and I am flawed, but I am cleaning up so well!!

>>150695618
Because youre a low iq shitskin

Clearly out of bounds. I thought scores were reviewed automatically?

>>150695659
They will. The TD was just the original ruling on the field.

>#1 overall pick
>paid millions
>doesn't know where the fucking sidelines is

>>150695642
As a person who used to listen to emo shit in high school, I understand this reference.

>>150695394
every single year this is the same story

/nfl/ general left wingers HATE this fact

>>150695638
Plus you've gotta add one to the white column any time Hurts wins.

>>150695618
This

APOLOGIZE

>>150695713
And vice versa when Josh Allen wins

>>150695726
>bailed out by kmet
>overthrows wide open tuddy
>kills odunze
>scrambles and forgets where the sideline is
>1/2 yard touchdown pass
generational talent

>>150695728
I will never unsee the soiface in their logo now until the day I die. It's like the arrow in the fedex logo. Perfect meme.

>Lions collapse offensively without Ben Johnson, went from being the #1 offense and styling on their opponents by 3 scores to looking completely lost
>Johnson went from coaching a contending team and the #1 seed to one of the worst franchises in the NFL with a mega bust at QB

I think both sides should realize they fucked up and go back to their previous arrangement

what a mistake

>>150695618
How long will it take for everyone to realize the Bears are as boring and non-threatening as the Titans? Identical franchises this century, except one has too much of a spotlight

>>150695753
Redpill me on Allen being an 'igger

>>150695713
Because he's carried harder than any QB in the league

>>150695795
Nah, fuck the Lions. Their fans got too uppity.

>>150695795
Greed ruins everything, it's the most 'iggerlicious of sins. No refunds!

basically JJ is kirk cousins where he needs a run game to be good and he can actually run a bit

>>150695811
Smells like cope to me, he still has to make the throws and his character isn't and never has been that of an 'igger. He's an honorary Aryan for raping Mahomes to death in the owl in my eyes.

>>150694989
>hand inside the pads, grabbing, pulling, not letting go
>Not holding
Retard.

>caleb quit on his team
Fucking pathetic

>mediocre pizza
>Bad cheeseteak
ChicagCucks are so dumb, they're actually proud of this low quality slop

>>150694989
If he hadn't grabbed him it wouldn't have been a hold, should've just pushed him down since he was already off-balance
>>150694974
You shouldn't because trying to intentionally shorten discourse is midwit coward behavior

>>150695728
lmao what did they do to deserve this?

>>150695795
damn at least when my birds had their coaches poached at least they managed to hold together for at least half the season before falling apart despite the DEI hire coordinators

>>150695915
Cope for what? Iggles are stacked. Winston could win a bowl with that team. Hurts is like Lamar. Athletic but not a QB and not clutch when it's clutch time.

Fucking lmao they beefed that play so hard

>let's see the incredible trick plays
>DOG and a botched snap

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

My Vikies won!

Which pathetic, embarrassing, soul crushing loss was worse: Ratbirds or Burrs?

>>150696049
coward

same ol burrs

That was one of THE games in NFL history

>not even trying a hail mary
Humiliating

>this playcalling
MY FUCKING SIDES
JUST THROW A HAIL MARY HOLY SHIT

The Bears got too cocky shit shit-talking the Loins , I fear

LIONSBROS, WE ARE VINDICATED

We're on to week 2!

>>150696071
SAME OL' SORRY ASS BURRS

>>150693447 (OP)
ARE YOUUU FICKING HAPPT? ALL OF MY HOPE AND JOYU IS FUUCKING GONE. THIS IS WBAT YOH WANTED RIGHT? YOUUU WANTED ME TO STICK MY FYUUCKING PISTOL IN MYU MOUTH, DIDN'T YUOHU,? WELL IM DRUNK AND I'm GONNA FUYCKING DO IT! YOU FUYCKING WIN! CALEB SUUCKS! THIS WHAT ALL OF YOH FAUYCGFOTS WANTED. YOUHU WANTED ME TO KILL MYSELF. FIXK ALL OF YOH I WONR EVER GIVE MY OONSKLN ON A QIARTERBACK EVER FHCKING AGAIN. I UYNIRNOCALLYU HAVE TEARS WELLING UP IN MY EYES RIGHT NOW! THATE THOE SHIT AND I WIAH K WAS NEVER FUYCKING BORN!

>>150696010
You are silly
>>150696061
Bears. The Ravens were at least back and forth against a great QB, the Vikings looked like shit all game.

where's momma?

Pretty sure JJ is the first rookie to win on the road in primetime

>asking a melanin enriched QB to throw a hail mary
Reported for racism.

>zesty diva with painted nails
>lose
>chiseled jaw red blooded all american
>win
shocking really

>da bears
>ravens
>dolphins
kwaboty frontrunners after week 1

"Deep dish" pizza is not pizza.
"Caleb Williams" is not an NFL QB.

This general belongs to SKOL

The NFC North belongs to SKOL

The NFL belongs to SKOL

Your bussy belongs to SKOL

The Lombardi will be hoisted by the KANGZ (and you will seethe)

>>150696010
Hurts is way better than Lamar and made some pretty nice throws last year and this week against Dallass. You're coping. Yes the 'iggles are stacked but he's far from being a bad QB and is easily the best one in the league that's darker than a brown paper bag.

OH NO NO NO NO NO

>>150696126
It's da burrs and it's not close
Everyone with a functioning brain knew the lolphins would be a dumpster fire

Has any NFL fanbases ever suffered as much or as hard as the bears?

How the fuck do we keep being a fan of this team? I'm all out of answers. It's been how many years now?

Do it /sp/ name even ONE franchise that is as painful as being a fan of this team?

>>150696061
The Bills are a very good team, the Vikings (with McSharty at the helm) are not

>>150695963
>BLACK QB's

>>150696126
lol

>burrs break up the loins coaching dream team
>both teams got worse
never change, losers

goofy goober qb wins

All mods and jannys of spee are spic trannys obsessed with bbc. Jannies, you should kys nigger. Pic very related.

>>150696126
Dolphins win the KWABOTW
Bears are one year removed from picking first overall. The team has more holes than this guy's mom >>150696149

>>150696061
>Pathetic and embarrassing
Da Burrs
>Soulcrushing
Ratbirds

So Geno and Jayden are the good black QBs?

>>150696134
nice one bears. now the kangz are going to be more insufferable than usual

reminder that it's never Caleb's fault

FINALLY, MY NFCN QB KWAB COLLECTION IS COMPLETE

>>150696161
I knew as soon as I saw this he was going to win
You knew to be socially awkward to be a good quarterback

>>150696142
>he sold?
>POOMP EET>>150696176

I can’t believe the Vikings got ref help the entire game, the Bears got robbed

yeah, I'm thinking the packers are running away with this division

>>150696118
Hard not to be impressed despite how shit he played for 3 quarters.

>>150696068
PAAAIN
WITHOUT LOVE
PAAAIN
CANT GET ENOUGH

>>150696173
Lamar jackson is good

>>150696151
that fucking ball about flew into the 5th row of seats.

How are the media going to cope for their precious baby Gayleb now?

>>150696150
It's game 1 dude

>>150696061
Ratbirds. Giving up 2 TDs in like 5 minutes is pathetic.

anyone have the gaygay pick 6

We should keep track of KWABOTW. Dolphins take week 1.

Caleb is the definition of a stat padded bro just check downs for maybe 30 yards a drive and ends with zero points because he cannot actually play the position of qb

Caleb is officially a mega bust

Holy fucking shit he was bad

Bagent by week 6

>>150696160
Jordan Love pick sixes maybe the most soothing plays to watch in the league.

>>150696158
How could anyone hate Jameis, except him being your QB? I'd watch that dude throw bombs and ints all day long.

>>150696161
Autism is a superpower. A power only the most powerful KANGZ incarnate into this world with.

>>150696186
John Mateer
He's going to win the heisman

Someone has to make a webm of the intentional grounding. Thats when the game turned

>>150696204
>KWABOTW
>lelphins
Hell no. That's all Ravens.

BEN JOHNSON = JOSH MCDANIELS 2.0
>BEN JOHNSON = JOSH MCDANIELS 2.0
BEN JOHNSON = JOSH MCDANIELS 2.0
>BEN JOHNSON = JOSH MCDANIELS 2.0

>>150696191
Kek!

>>150696150
Browns are transcendent at suffering. It's suffering as an art form.

>>150696161
cute.

No other fanbase in the league knows the pain of the bears

>>150696186
I genuinely don't think the Saints will be #1 pick bad. Bottom 5 for sure but Kellen Moore is a very good offensive HC and Rattler didn't look *that* bad against the Tards.

>>150696100
Do a flip while streaming it

Post link first

>>150696217
That snow game he played last year was one of the best football games I've ever seen.

>>150695728
>>150695773
Its funny to me that liberals tried to repurpose the basedface and it still hasn't caught on and now its just being used for something else again

>>150696100
Please God let this be real and not a copypasta. I hate everyone in shitcago so much it is unreal.

>>150696217
>How could anyone hate Jameis
He is the epitome of "based retard."

>LaFraud Crackson
>LaBum Shitson
Baltipoor gayvens are never winning shit with that bum

i switched to playing vidya after the first half, so WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?

>>150696226
Ravens put up 40 pts and lost in a nail biter.

We should make a poll.

>>150696242
It might be the Dolphins

>>150696223
>John Mateer
>Heisman

I'm gonna have to go with a real Quarterback

Remember frens
Always go with your gut

>>150696258
da burrs burrs'd

>>150696150
watch the Hue Jackson browns and get back to me.

>>150696241
What about the browns and raiders? Dolphins? Hell, it took 30 years for the bengals to win a playoff game

>>150696212
>Bagent by Week 2
Fixed

I still believe in Caleb

>>150696254
lmao what a looney tunes ass play

Why do nfc qbs suck ass

>>150696263
>>150696263
>Ravens put up 40 pts and choked it away
FTFY

>>150696258
Gayleb can’t throw the football

>>150696150
I would say the Browns but unlike the Bears at least they have QBs.

>>150696266
That's what I'm thinking, the Colts are a better team than a lot of people realize but the Dolphins look completely checked out in every aspect

>>150696222
>he can only post 1 webm
kek. $55M/yr vs $5M/yr btw...

>>150696254
oh lawd dem fumble sixes

>>150696150
You 'iggers have owls, shut the fuck up.

Why are they setting off fireworks after a loss

Bears haven't been shit since I've been a fan and i will continue to act that way until proven wrong

Who is worse, Caleb Williams or Bryce Young?

anyone have webm of the caleb trip?

>>150696217
i mean the rape part was pretty mean of him but otherwise, sure

>>150696226
Ratbirds are my #2 but come on, the lelphins got assfucked with no lube by Daniel Jones and a team that hasn’t won in week 1 since 2013
I say this as a clotsfag by the way

>>150696308
they just need more time [spoiler]to grow[/spoiler]

>>150696287
AFC relies on star QBs, NFC relies on good teams.
This is the way.
>>150696308
lol come on now, Bryce Young. He cant see over his OL

rate my week 1 QB ranking

>>150696304
Why not? people at Soldier Field deserves some fun

>>150696191
Lamar Jackson is a good runningback, yes

Caleb probably gets to fuck the most pristine femboys on top of his 10 thousand dollar mattress. He will be fine.

Ryan poles should have packed his bags with eberflus

Why did Gayleb start rocketing balls over everyones head in the second half?

>>150696280
I dont. You can teach a guy to make the right reads but if he isnt accurate it doesn't matter. He cant throw for shit past 10 yards. There were guys wide open all night down field and he missed pretty much all of them. Id like the bears to get off this fucking young qb meme. Just bring in vets who will at least know what to do. You put a guy like Darnold or Goff at QB for the bears tonight and they win by 20.

Kinda feel bad for the bears

>>150696197
Lol there's no way anybody on the Burrs actually respects this fruit

You can only respond to this post if your team is undefeated

MAKE IT STOP
JUST MAKE THE PAIN STOP

JJ achieved his lifelong dream of throwing a TD for his beloved bears, moved on and proceeded to btfo them.
Beautiful story

Excellent night of football vikiefrens, time to start making breakfast and start working, it's 6:44am

Hey chimpcongo faggots
Thanks for letting the future GOAT be the 4th QB in nfl history to win on a MNF debut and the 2nd QB in Vikings history to throw 2TDs on their debut

I haven't posted on /nfl/ or spee in like 3 years and it hasn't changed even a little. same banter and posters. I enjoy you guys and im gonna stay here.

>>150696258
The bears were winning by 11 and about to kick a field goal to go up by 14 so I put on The Bride Of Frankenstein (1935) and was about to go to sleep and then checked my phone and saw it was a 5 point game all of a sudden somehow like two minutes later and turned it back on. Glad I did. I made it to the end of the Bills last night too. What a week.

>>150694471
>>150694266

The Bears will never be good again

>>150696333
chin never lies

>>150696359
>Again

>>150696328
Lameme refused to go for it on 4th and 3 because he was “cramping,” can’t put him any higher than solid

That's a lot of penalties

>>150696333
what do these trannies think happen in a normal bathroom? they spent too much time in gay bars

https://strawpoll.com/B2ZB9wkmAgJ
https://strawpoll.com/B2ZB9wkmAgJ
https://strawpoll.com/B2ZB9wkmAgJ

VOTE FOR KWABOTW

THE NOMINEES ARE THE RAVENS, DOLPHINS, AND BEARS

GOGOGOGOGO

>>150696333
Would if it hasn't had the bottom surgery yet.

>>150696317
It's a matter of team expectations. Nobody has any expectations for the Colts nor Dolphins. Meanwhile, the Ravens are always in conversation for AFC champions. People are acting like they lost that 100+ point shootout the Rams-Chiefs had a few years back, when in reality they mad some awful playcall decisions and straight up choked.

>>150696328
Many problems

>>150696378
>>150696378
>>150696378
>>150696378

>>150696328
Niners fan here, Purdy simultaneously had a fantastic game and a dogshit one. Those two ints should've been game losing and were just boneheaded plays in general, but both the opening drive and the game winning drive were fantastic.

>>150696348
have a good day! good night

>>150696186
>7th pick
Falcons on Sneadwatch

>>150696362
Massive skull gives it away always

>>150696328
Gayleb's 2nd half performance was abysmal enough to drag him down into poor

>>150696328
Mahomes played his ass of and made some insane throws without his wr 1 and 2 he should be moved up a tier he was the only one who showed up

>>150696225
https://x.com/Deadseriousness/status/1965242248905588997

>>150696313
It's dey culchah, they get one for free as their birthright

>>150696378
They should try not false starting...that was almost half of them....same player too, iirc.

USC quarterbacks already have a track record of failing in the NFL, but Caleb is a huge faggot on top of it as well. It cracks me up that anyone was high on him to begin with.

>>150696383
Bears shouldn't be KWABOTY, KWABOTY shouldn't go to a team that everyone knew was going to lose

>>150696328
>JJ
>Great
Come on now. Average at best but most likely poor. They only won cause the bears melted down.

>>150696197
Case Keenum mentoring at his best

>>150696328
Lameme absolutely doesn't deserve being in the top level, otherwise decent.

>>150696365
Zoom zoom

>>150696362
neither does the adam's apple.

>>150696415
Then dont vote for them, dumbass. They got nominated because bears fans talk a lot of shit

>>150696351
He threw 3 TDs tonight

>>150696416
He had 3 TDs

AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOOOOUUUUU WHOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAA
WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOOOOOOUUUUUUU

>>150696258
>defense shuts down an offense for 3 quarters
>their offense powered by their generational talent #1 overall qb musters up 10 points
>other offense wakes up
>lose
the best part is it was fucking jj mccarthy in his first nfl start and the first start he's had in over a year. holy fuck the entire bears front office should be shot its INCREDIBLE how fucking bad tonight was for their organization

>>150696328
McCarthy is going to be ASS when he doesn’t get his stalled drives bailed out by the zebras and has to play actual NFL teams.

>>150696383
It has to be Phins, McDaniel isn't gonna make it to Noevmber

>>150696348
Good luck at work finbro SKOL

>>150696416
It was a pretty damn great 1st start ever.
QBs only win like 20% of their 1st games ever on the road.

all I have to say is Ravens lost to flyover Buffalo and my Steelers won :)

>>150696333
Checked and would if they still had their dick. I'll even be nice and call it a clit.

>>150696416
Sure, but the DID win. 1-0 looks the same no matter what. Unless you're some faggot like the statmutt that sucks cocks while compiling data on muhhhhhh stats

>>150696422
He is a student of the game.

>>150695296
is garbage his pet name for your bussy?
but yeah same queer from last year, can't throw for shit, and looks gay doing it.

>First QB in NFL history with 3tds in the 4th quarter in his NFL debut
Thoughts/speenfl/

>>150693447 (OP)
Week 1 meltdown

I think Daboll or Aaron Glenn have a better claim to KWABOTW than Johnson. And Mike McDaniel being an autistic retard is nothing new

>>150696451
His vorp was pretty bad

>>150696445
>>150696435
Him and Caleb had pretty much the same game but reversed, if Caleb is average then so is JJ. You're letting the 4th quarter where the bears were in full melt down distract you that he couldn't do anything for 3 quarters.

>>150696447
baltimore itself is a flyover

>>150696258
>switching off a 2 score game with KOC as coach
retard

>>150696470
KWABOTW is Chris Jones for biting on that 3rd down rush by Herbie that sealed the game.

>>150696430
most troons get their adam's apple shaved down

No one really expected the Bears to be good, right?

>>150696480
Hitting your stride later in the game and collapsing completely are not the same thing

>Indiana Jones
>Vanilla Vick
>Danny Dimes

how does this motherfucker land the best nicknames?

>>150696468
and a 2pt conversion

>burrs
>caleb johnson
i cant even laugh anymore, its just sad. just kidding, fuck them after all the shit they gave to jay cutler, their last good qb

>>150696480
I'd rather have a QB that gets punched in the mouth and comes back and gets the KO personally, than the twink bitch faggot that melts down completely.

what if the nail polish is screwing up his throws

>>150696468
He's the next Matthew Stafford.

>>150696468
Interesting but largely doesn't matter because it was garbage time

Caleb Williams about to catch all the heat for that loss, and I’m not here to defend him, but your defense giving up 21 unanswered points in the 4th quarter is indefensible

>>150696495
>it's the O-line
>it's the coaching
>Caleb has no help

He got all of that and he still blows

>>150696137
>Against Dallas
Elite

Ravens and Dolphins are tied for the KWABOTW

>>150696480
You're ignoring JJ is basically still a rookie

>>150696406
He was 29 by the time the game started, so it doesn’t count.

>>150696441
i dunno mahomes has made a whole career out of getting bailed out by the reffies

>>150696328
>Burrow
>Average
fucking kek imagine if Allen or Lamar had that performance.

>>150696494
don't they get a scar from that. that can be the new adam's apple.

It does feel dirty that the PI call decided the game

>>150696495
People think Caleb Williams is great for some reason and that Ben Johnson would help him realize his potential or overachieve like with Jared Goff. But Williams is a bust and will never amount to shit

>>150696525
Ravens fans staying up till midnight to stuff the ballot box.

don't care that we barely lost because we showed tremendous improvement from last year and we'll only get better as the season progresses

My vikies :)

>>150696511
stafford can throw it further than 30 yards

https://strawpoll.com/B2ZB9wkmAgJ

Need a tie breaker

>>150696150
Browns. Jets. Lions.

>>150696532
if hurts did that you'd see an absolute meltdown and the media/sp/ would call him the worst player in the league

>>150696510
Pretty sure it's the loose anus and having to wear a diaper that's doing that

>>150696470
Aaron Glenn has the Jets and Bustin Fields looking competent. If anything he’ll win COTY

I loved the JJ pick, but it was a lot of ugly early on. Dude is a gamer tho and he showed some stones in the 2nd half. In his first NFL game he's already better than Gayleb. Burrs fans in hell whether they realize it or not.

>>150696433
no, he threw 2, he ran the 3rd

>>150696536
dunno, I just consider every "chick" wearing a choker is a male until proven otherwise

Awful lot of Non-Player opinions in here tonight.

>>150696150
What's up you crybaby bitch?

STOP THE COUNT

>>150696468
I think you saying NFL history is redundant if you narrow it to NFL debuts as well. He's the 1st qb in history to do it in his NFL debut and he's the 1st qb in NFL history to do it in his debut both mean the exact same thing although the former is more clear. Also I would probably say only instead of 1st because it sounds way more impressive.

>>150696564
Yeah, but he got dabbed on by Aaron Rodgers after insulting him to his face in the offseason

>>150696469
>including trading players and drafting new quarterbacks

yeah we know grok, it said "bears fans"

THE WHITE MAN MARCHES ON YET AGAIN

>>150696383
I went Ratbirds because they snatched defeat from the jaws of victory, after retarded Baltipoor fans chanted 'MVP' all night. I would've preferred the Hamlins to lose, honestly. Dolphins were never intended to be good, but getting graped by Danny Dimes is definitely KWAB material.

>>150696546
He's so zesty you could use him to season a meringue

reminder it took mo pix 4 games to get 3 tds

>>150696557
Thats because Jalen Hurts is white and /sp/ is anti white

SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP

>>150696532
Burrow is playing behind the worst Oline in the league

>>150696594
>Dolphins were never intended to be good
Yes they were. Have you met Tu-anon?

>>150696567
Nah, he threw one of his 3 TD passes to Nahshon Wright.

I just rejoined after something like 8 years
it was very nostalgic seeing jffm crash out again :)

>>150696590
why is the bears qb looking at his lips?

>>150696608
I'm so tired of this non-ball knower take. Their offensive line is good, all they fucking so is spam shitty passes so defense just load up to rush. They might give up a few runs but who cares when tou can dedicate your defense to rushing the passer.

>>150696150
Raiders have only had 2 winning seasons in like 19 years. Their best season they had during this time was prime Carr who promptly broke his leg in the last regular season game before the playoffs.
Stop crying.

>>150696604
so glad this faggot has to eat cock and his words on a daily basis.

>>150696610
>Have you met Tu-anon?

his disappearance is the sole silver lining here

another long miserable rebuild awaits

JJ is the real deal. He has that mythic 4th quarter aura. I have no idea how he sucked that much ass to turn it around and prove everyone wrong. Amazing first game if you think about it, something that you won't forget.

>>150696618
You know why

Bryce Young lost to Trevor Lawrence
Caleb Williams lost to JJ McCarthy
Cam Ward lost to Bo Nix
CJ Stroud lost to Matthew Stafford
Geno Smith won against Drake Maye
Jordan Love won against Jared Goff
Justin Fields lost to Aaron Rodgers
Lamar Jackson lost to Josh Allen
Michael Penix Jr lost to Baker Mayfield
Patrick Mahomes lost to Justin Herbert

Ravens are looking like the winners of the KWABOTW. We'll keep track of it all season after monday night football and do a KWABOTY at the end of the season.

I said it in the pre-game thread, i hated that this game was in prime time. The Bears are cursed in those games like this. If this game is at noon yesterday they win easy.

>>150696613
Who?

>Lions blow
>Bears blow
>Vikings need the refs to hand them wins
There's nothing in our way.

>>150696618
Because he's gayer than elton john

Caleb Williams or Kyler Murray?

>>150696590
faggot-ass t-shirt wearing nail-polish wearing faggot.

>>150696641
Kiwi

>>150696641
kiwi ravens poster

>>150696634
this retarded qbs play 1v1 thing needs to stop. It's espn nba tier garbage

>>150696644
And then you get blown out by a real team cause Love is shit too.

>>150696557
No one would say shit because it's expected from mid QBs.

>>150696652
>>150696655
Why do you call him jffm?

>>150696608
>Burrow is playing behind the worst Oline in the league

Reading this made me check real quick to see if Burrow somehow got traded to Miami

>>150696634
>That pic
The league has gone to shit

>>150696634
>Spencer Rattler
>Patrick Mahomes
>black

Feels good to be undefeated

>>150696666
joe flaccos fu manchu
he used to tripfag

>>150696590
>when i see the gayest qb in the world wearing number 18

>>150696661
JJ didn't "overcome" shit today. The refs bailed him out twice.

>>150696468
I can see the future, and it's full of kangsfags acting uppity until they mysteriously disappear after the wildcard for unknown reasons

>>150696672
1 filthy drop rule.

>>150696666
Its his old trip he used before the mods bullied him

>>150696661
>McCarthy is alsothe first quarterback to account for three touchdowns in the fourth quarter of his NFL debut.

>>150696634
>not counting Hurts as white
Non ball-knower confirmed

Remember when the Bears took Caleb Williams over Jayden Daniels ?!

>>150696666
evil digits

>>150696679
Oh I remember that loser, he was annoying but the hasn't posted in years. This aussie is a lot more obnoxious and retarded

>>150696010
>Cope for what? Iggles are stacked. Winston could win a bowl with that team. Hurts is like Lamar. Athletic but not a QB and not clutch when it's clutch time.
Aww you's a faggot. Lamar has a stacked team and can't do shit.
The cope is coming from you.

>>150696634
Dak lost to Jalen

>>150696683
>disappear after the wildcard for unknown reasons

>>150696634
now take out the ones with mixed parents

Packers gonna dog walk the division.

>>150696696
>He thinks Jayden would've been any good on the bears

>>150696673
At least some of your players got hurt, so that made the loss sting a little bit less.

>>150696702
I'm saying neither hurts nor lameme are clutch when it counts.

>>150696682
cope

Did Caleb Johnson care more about painting his nails tonight or preparing for a game?

>>150696610
One person living in a shanty in the Bahamas doesn't make up for the fact Tua was a middling QB even before the brain damage. They're a team that only occasionally plays competently when Tua's brain cells are in alignment and the temperature is just perfect.

People thought JJ played well? He looked solid in the 4th quarter. He had so many batted passes and tells on his reads all night without mentioning the pick 6. Honestly, I’ve never seen a QB spam so many somersaults. It seemed every time he tried to escape a collapsing pocket he was egg rolling.

>>150696707
Why? We in the White Delegation do not claim them.

>>150696696
Jayden unironically played worse this week.

>>150696604
You'd think Skip would learn to shut up after eating shit so many times

>>150696724
He did great for a rookie. That's high praise

>>150696613
Didn't crash out there's no evidence of that

>>150696604
I've never watched his show or whatever. Does he exist just to spout contrarianism to trigger people into tuning in just to laugh at him? It has to be a bit, right?

>>150696724
it's not how you start it's how you finish

>>150696721
More about prepping his anus because he didn't realize the away team doesn't bring cheer leaders with them

>>150696721
I bet when that nigga farts it just sounds like the wind, holy shit he's zesty. Shits more cum than turds zesty.

>>150696258
Viks were driving. Bears seemed like they were gunna stop them but on a 3rd down incomplete pass, a pass interference call went against the bears when a vik wr tripped. Gave the viks the first down which they got 6+2 off of.
All momentum was with the vikings and the bears shat their pants on mnf

>>150696724
It's his literal 1st game, no? He made some good passes

>>150694863
>>150694989
I was cheering for the Bears after that bullshit holding call on Wright. That was obvious call from New York shit, SHUT IT DOWN

Burrs got screwed even worse than my Jaggies did, but the Pants were too shit to benefit from the refball.
>>150696151
Pretty sure that's the play where he's got a got bearing (hehe) down on him that's right in the passing lane.
>>150696724
It doesn't fit the /nfl/ echo chamber narrative so they disregard it.

>>150696724
It's his nfl debut and he looked excellent in the 4th quarter.
He was also missing his left tackle, Jefferson dropped multiple balls he should have caught, Thielen dropped a crucial ball, and he was missing Addison as well.
A very good sign of his potential as he adjusts to the NFL. Of the 2024 class his 1st game was by far the best of the bunch.

>>150696682
Holy cope

>>150696745
Yes, he's made a living on saying stupid shit to get views and clicks.

Yea those pussy soft NFC teams not stopping Van Ness and Parsons
G FUCKIN G

>>150696680
Aaron Rodgers is wearing #18 now?

>>150696724
he played like a rookie getting his first start then showed his icy blood in the 4th quarter. luckily the bears are shit, any decent team would have been up by 3 scores by the 4th with how many possessions they had

>>150696773
New

>>150696739
He's a professional lolcow, it's his job to be retarded. He's really good at his job.

>>150696756
>Shits more cum than turds
Same. My toilet think I'm weird

>>150696763
No, he used to play qb I'm college and highschool as well, he's played several games

new

>>150696771

>>150696661
steve young was 38 in his nfl debut though.
still proud of the autist, for sticking to my burrs and the gay horse they hitched their cart to.

>>150696740
Hes not a true rookie, he still got to spend last year getting coached up and learning the offense. That matters a whole bunch even if its not the same as actually playing.

>>150696513
>>150696407
Thx

>>150696743
relax my nigga
you got the last laugh when you got that jew to expose himself

>>150696738
watch the left tackle on this play

>>150696785
Okay Leslie

>>150696774
Aaron strikes me as roman gay. He'd fuck a tranny bussy if they still had their dick but otherwise is straight. Zestlord looks like he's getting piped on the regular and has a fucking machine under the bed. Comparing the two or saying Aaron is gayer is disingenuous at best.