Thread 150698041

Jared Thomas Goff will avenge the loss next Sunday. Do not doubt him!

Mahomes can't win with these cats. He's throwing to two WRs who weren't good enough for the Patriots and had more rush yards than all his RBs.

Looks like a couple of teams are tanking for Luke Altmyer already

>>150698064
>Looks like a couple of teams are tanking for Luke Altmyer already
Name names then

Teams should get their timeout back if the injury turns out to be legitimate and the player is ineligible to return to the game.

I get the league doesn't want teams to fake injuries for timeouts but the bears player going down took all steam out of the bears comeback momentum.

2 timeouts with just under 2 minutes gives you a lot more options than just 1 timeout.

Really shitty way for the game to be lost.

Maybe, maybe McCarthy can be good at some point. But if the Vikings really think they can be contenders this year, then they 100% need to ask around for a vet they can trade for.

>>150698088
Mccarthy is starting the season 5-0
>Bears
>Falcons
>Bengals
>Steelers
>Browns
>Eagles
Also, why the fuck did the schedule makers make the Vikings play most of the AFCN back to back

Ryan Poles is 15-37 as GM

Jaguars

>>150698093
Looks more like 3-3. Regardless, though, he's not taking them anywhere this year. To not try to upgrade would be to waste another year of this roster.

>>150698057

I dunno if the Lions can overcome their OC hire fuckup in just one week but hopefully Dan Campbell will be calling the plays against the Bears.

>>150698073
Kansas City Chiefs
New England Patriots

>>150698110
How did Penei get worked like that half the game? Allowed 2 sacks

>>150698088
They just gave Sam Howell to the Eagles and signed Wentz

>>150698116
Wentz probably ain't it either. They should be calling about Cousins t.bh.

Why didn't the kicker put it out the back of the endzone?

White QBs were 9-2 against QBs of color in week 1.

>>150698138
Goff and who else lost?

>>150698115
Because he's overrated

>>150698104
Tfw you will never be that second torn sign

>>150698138
Thanks for the update, racefag autist

>>150698141
Maye lost to Geno Smith

which fanbase is feeling the best after week 1 and which is feeling the worst?

>>150698109
Falcons- lol

Bengals are dogshit early in the year as is tradition, and their non-existent secondary will get ass raped by Justin jefferson.

Steelers I could see giving Vikings fits, especially a sophomore with only 1 NFL start behind his belt but I still consider Minnesota to be favorites.

Browns- Easy Minnesota W

Eagles- easy Minnesota L. They fucking suck balls against the eagles no matter the era.

>>150698142
How is he overrated lol, he’s arguably the best lineman in the NFL? How did goff have such a good tenure so far in Detroit if the OL is so mediocre

>>150698041 (OP)
good game JJ

Are there any Caleb defenders left?
>had plenty of time to throw
>his receivers were wide open
And he just overthrows them by a mile. There's a lot you can fix about bad QB play with good coaching but accuracy is not one of them

>>150698138
the only black qbs who performed well were those who didn't play like black qbs. really makes you think

>>150698160
only thing left he has going for him is my rule that no QB can bust in their first two seasons. the arm inaccuracy was alarming.

Does Ben Johnson want to return to Detroit NOW?

>>150698160
The guy has talent, and it shows at times. His issue is he's about the farthest thing from a leader as possible.

He's narcissistic, and wants to believe he's the only person that matters that he can win football games entirely by himself and that doesn't fly in the NFL.

He really needs to be more of a leader of men, make bonds with other players etc. But he's too self-absorbed for that.

>>150698156
It was elite before but their center retired and their RG left

>>150698160
ya, I'm done. he has no deep ball so it's fucking over

>>150698075
Bears fucking suck ass and shitcago deserves them to be as terrible as possible for as long as possible. Root for a better team, 'igger.

>>150698177
I'd sooner scoop Mike McDaniels from the Dolphins than bring back that snake. Fuck even Daboll might get fired if he keeps wheeling out Russ.

>>150698156
I'm not saying he's bad, but he is absolutely not the best lineman in the NFL.

So what triggered JJ’s alter ego?

>>150698185
Should’ve drafted A center. I knew this would happen. Glasgow couldve stayed at guard.

>>150698189
>the crowd reactions
Yeah, there's no way Caleb is going to be the starter by the end of the month.

>>150698154
Steelers and Ratbirds, hands down.

>>150698189
I wasn’t even shocked when I saw this. What was benny boy thinking in his head I wonder LOL

>>150698137
Weak leg

>>150698190
I'm not a Chicago fan, I'd say Vikings are actually one of my more favorite teams. I just think that it's a bit shit that some guy getting injured in the last 2 minutes can fuck up the strategy of the last drive completely.

When it's bad clock management problems that's one thing, but this was out of their control.

>>150698189
look at his feet

>>150698160
>had plenty of time to throw
according to bears fans and talking heads he was under duress for the entire night

>>150698193
The Bear's curse is stronger

>lions are dead after all their assistant coaches and coordinators left
>vikings still have no o-line and a dubious QB
>bears

we didn't have to anything and we've already won the division

I cant get over how fucking BAD galeb looked

Like that was shockingly bad

Does anyone have the webm of the gayest intentional grounding of all time he did?

>>150698205
Crossing yourself up on a drop back is a huge pet peeve of mine, dont know what that little gay boy leg flair at the end was either.

>>150698216
Don't jinx it

>>150698195
There will be an openly gay QB that isn't terrible within the next decade, but it damn sure ain't gonna be that hyperzesty broken buck.

>1-0
>1-0
>1-0
>0-1

>>150698218
I've seen gayer

>>150698218
You should see what this idiot did to my car

I predict the Packers lose to the cowboys in the upcoming weeks because it'd be funny.

This is all

>>150698216
U won one game, you still have Jordan Manlove and needed to pay parsons 50 a year plus 2 FRPs and Clark. Relax

>>150698218
Taking two sacks by running out of bounds was my favorite part of the game

>>150698198
My Steelies highest paid defense in the league got carved up by Bustin Fields and Breece Hall but fuck it it was a fun game I guess I can't complain

>>150698204
They're still not gonna change the rule because if they did it would get abused.

>>150698227
>that webm
hahahahahahahahahahaha

>>150698156
Became overrated once Lions fans started putting him over Lane Johnson

>>150698240
Only add the timeout back if the injury is legitimate. That easy

>>150698230
I can see it. Bonus points if Parsons chimps out during the game and gets a flag at the worst time/ejected.

>>150698221
At least footwork is coachable

No one talking about the Broncos Aussie punter consistently dropping it right at the 10 with tons of hang time

I'm right you know

>>150698239
Jets o-line was bretty gud in all fairness. Either that or you guys have a bunch of trashcans on your d-line. I'm just happy Rodgers got the win and I actively want him to win the owl this year just so all the jabbers lose their fucking minds.

>>150698252
He'll spit on Dak.

>>150698189
Absolute A1 spotless pocket and he just chucks that turd out there. Just plant your feet and step into the throw like a man instead of that fancy prancey homosexual bullshit.
Overrated as fuck

>>150698260
Kek

>>150698255
Better than the chargers punter?

>>150698255
I watched most of that game and don't even remember how he did. The game was so ass

>>150698251
Who decides if it's legitimate and how? You're gonna wait for guys to get an MRI before you start the game back up?

You sound like the fags trying to get the tush push banned.

>>150698189
Lil bro thinks he's the Mahomes the bears didn't draft in 2017 >>150698268

>>150698254
Id argue at this level its too late to fix it. Terminal meme QB, im afraid.

>>150698256
Mahomes down one, Flacco down one, Caleb down one, JJ down to average

>>150698256
Lameme absolutely doesn't deserve to be in MVP tier and you're a deluded Ratbird fan if you think otherwise. He's easily KWABOTW of the KWABOTW team.

>>150698268
>trying to get the tush push banned.
I didn't want to get it banned but now that it's difficult sponsored as the dudewipes tush push cam I want it banned.

>>150698246
Where lol

>>150698260
If this happens I will laugh until I puke.

>>150698258
Our run D has been atrocious ever since Stephon Tuitt retired at the ripe old age of 28 and was replaced with nobody

>>150698267
It was a shit game for offense. Cam Ward looked better than Nix though. Broncos defense is a killer again though

>>150698278
>Difficult
I mean officially sponsored. I mean come the fuck on the sports becoming a joke. How can I tell people I'm a fan of the sport that legitimately has "TUSH PUSH CAM PRESENTED BY DUDE WIPES" as an official sponsorship.

>>150698256
Move Penix to let down by his teammates and swap McCarthy with Geno. Bo Nix to bottom tier.

Ninies goated we finna bust on the aints this week

>>150698284
At least you can stop the run now

You think Herbie also has that sad look on his face when he's plowing his supermodel gf?

sigh

>>150698288
>>150698278
you wouldn't say this faggot shit to Swoop and Deuces face

>>150698302
>spots the open man and still misses him
rough

>>150698292
>swap McCarthy with Geno
Retard Kino Geno put up 366 yards. GayGay had shart running down his leg for 3 and a half quarters.

>>150698302
Sophomore slumps all around

>>150698272
Nah go back and look at Allen, Lamar, Hurts, Baker, year 2 footwork. It’s the guys like Tua, Bryce and Richardson that might be too late to salvage.

>>150698278
Dudewipes are based, I use them every time I shit in my bucket.

Watching the Bears media circus come crashing down when the season starts is an annual joy of mine

>>150698280
Some lard ass on Detroit radio was calling Lane washed because of his age

>>150698300
Just lies back and thinks of Mina.

>>150698323
My team isn't even in the NFC but I can't help myself from hating the Bears and laughing at them

>>150698284
If CeeDeezNuts hadn't dropped three game winners in the 4th you'd be 1-0 against the defending champs, there's hope.

>>150698300
He could do better

>>150698330
Lane is a cheater. Twice caught PED abuser

>>150698312
Geno’s pick wasn’t even his fault either. Can’t remember the last raiders QB that looked that good in an early east coast game and it was his raider debut.

>>150698300
Never go near BPDemons bros. Shes going to kill poor Herbies career.
Mina needs to go fight for her man.

>>150698343
>he thinks every player in the league doesn't use gear
You're a retarded 'igger. Getting caught is more of an admonition for them being a dumbass or desperate.

>>150698357
Just say nigger, triple nigger.
>he thinks every player in the league doesn't use gear
We dont know that. But we know Lane did. Twice.

>>150698227
I don't know how to explain it but he's making homosexual motions the entire time here

>>150698227
My favorite part here is when he just face plants into the ground.

I want to transition so badly.

>>150698370
It's because his mom works at a salon and always took him there and practiced nails and stuff on him growing up. She raised him to have zesty mannerisms.

>>150698302
At one point he literally missed a wide open screen

The guy is absolutely awful

>>150698368
We've been over this before 'igger, it's funnier to use the apostrophe and I can't get banned by mass reporting 'ikes. But yes I do actually know that almost every single player in the nfl is or has used roids at some point in their career because I played D1 ball and have friends that made the league.

>>150698385
You need to be sleeping right now Caleb. Big film study day tomorrow

>>150698343
Which is why it was dumb to call him washed due to age. He’s juiced, Trent Williams is juiced, I think the Bills tackle started using when Von Miller got there.

>>150698227
Only QB that should ever try throwing the ball while vertical is Mahomes.
He's the only one that has earned that right in an actual NFL game by throwing accurately in that position.

pic related from the Chargers game.

>>150698385
How tall are you and are your shoulders wider than your hips?

One of my friends plays in the NFL, and I'm proud that he made it despite the odds. He still comes back to our hometown every now and again to watch football at the high school we played at

>>150698379
For me it's the way he limp wristedly releases the ball

>>150698394
They are literally all juiced. Not even kickers, punters, and longsnappers are immune. Especially not db's either they just focus more on strength than mass.

>>150698392
>But yes I do actually know that almost every single player in the nfl is or has used roids at some point in their career because I played D1 ball and have friends that made the league.
So you dont actually know then. Got it

>>150698406
My uncle coached a current player while he was in high school, he comes back once or twice a year and buys pizza for all of the elementary school kids to have for lunch. Does it secretly with no media presence, cool guy.

>>150698406
So you know a guy who made the practice squad and probably has a more fulfilled life than you. Good for you.

>>150698413
>They are literally all juiced
You dont know that.

Tonedog's team is 1-0

>>150698396
>>150698227
A generation of youth QBs is going to be ruined trying to emulate this.

>>150698413
Tua’s might not even be on Vitamins

God DAMN Prater looks old. Still my favorite kicker

>>150698421
You can't even start at the D1 level without having done a cycle or two minimum. You wanna stick your head in the sand and pretend it's not true go right ahead. Hell they can just eat like trash for a week and tank their natural test levels then go get a blood test that says they basically don't have balls and legally get on whatever dose they want as long as it's not full retard bodybuilding levels.

They've all been on gear since the 80's and it started in the late 60's and was common by the 70's. You're dumber than fuck or delusional if you say or think otherwise. They don't even test for steroids at the highschool level anymore in a lot of states and they only test the college guys twice a year and only during the season.

>>150698435
That's what years of good hard drinking look like

>>150698396
Jaden Daniels does this shit every other quarter

>>150698442
got video evidence of him doing a pass horizontally?
I'd enjoy to see this as a Jayden truther

>>150698426
Yeah, and JJ Watt nearly dying because his heart was too big for his chest was just a coincidence as was him being 50lbs heavier than his brother when it's clear he was never meant to be that big now that he's retired and had to lose the weight or die.

Again, you can believe they're not on gear if you want. Doesn't change the fact that they are and you're delusional.

>>150698438
You sound bitter as fuck dude.

>>150698432
With qb's it's less often roids and more often hgh. You don't even want to know how many guys are on viagra, albuterol, and Adderall. You'd think the whole league had a broken dick, asthma, and adhd.

>>150698438
>You can't even start at the D1 level without having done a cycle or two minimum.
Nta but you’re talking out your ass.

the bears almost won. vikings just exploited a very small weakness desu senpai

>>150698425
He plays on the team and just signed a major deal

>>150698424
Yep, my guy is far as I remember still with his high school GF

>t. Tyson Bagent of the Chicago Bears

>>150698449
>cummies fans don’t even watch the games

>>150698463
Ah, so he doesn't do it.

>>150698451
I'm not bitter at all nor do I think less of them for doing gear to go make millions of dollars. It's just bullshit that everyone pretends they're clean when they blatantly aren't, and with that kind of money on the line and the circumstances a lot of guys came from they'd be stupid not to do every fucking thing they could do to make it.

>>150698426
>>150698451
It amazes me how naive some people here are kek players will do anything they can to get an advantage. It's beyond obvious how many of them juice

oof

>>150698472
You dont know that.

>>150698458
Tua probably thinks needles give him autism.

The lions haven’t lost back to back games in 2 years….

I'd say it takes like 4 games until the younger guys chill the fuck out. All the new guys are never locked in and are just nervous as fuck

>>150698458
>You'd think the whole league had a broken dick, asthma, and adhd.
They probably do

>>150698459
Sure buddy. They just eat clen, tren hard, and winstrol because of hard work and perseverance. They're all on gear. Die mad about it. Barry Bonds still had to hit the ball and roids don't help with that, it doesn't take anything away from them, but it's horse shit nobody talks about it or gets butthurt when I do or that the league acts like piss testing players a handful of times a year and only during the season does anything to prevent it.

>>150698466
Keep asking for evidence I’ll green text you with a ßøyjak

JJ is 64-3 his entire career but you fucking doubted him. Fuck you.

>>150698480
>Tua
>thinks
I'm pretty sure the poor guy's brain looks like pudding after an MRI

>>150698481
Just like my Chiefs....
Vghhh it might be spiritually joever for both of our teams lionsbro...

>>150698476
Anyone that has any experience with PED's knows it's obvious. I played D1, I did a few cycles, hell I'm on trt now. I know guys that made the league. I helped them figure out dosages and pre, during, and post cycle therapy. The few that don't do it are the exceptions that prove the rule and are genetic freaks from hardy stock and places that aren't pozzed with pollution.

>>150698476
You remember LaRon Landry? He played in the NFL 07-15 that's 9 year. This is what he looked like during his playing days with the Redskins. He never once got suspended for PEDs despite having the most obvious signs of steroids abuse. It was until September 2014 which is 8 years into his career he got his first PED suspension and that was only because of public scrutiny with fans constantly pointing out how unnatural he looked. They made an example of him because he didn't hide it. The players that at least attempt to hide it never get pinged

>>150698499
I can see it. Sad time now anon

>>150698493
>Barry Bonds
>league
Dipshit I’m talking about college. You can find more drugs at a D3 track and field event than you will in BYU’s football locker room.

>>150698508
This guy gets it. If you get too big too old they start testing you constantly until they pop you because you're making the league look bad. If you keep it reasonable they let it ride. Shit started in the 60's with trainers giving players "vitamins" and many of them talked and wrote about it because it wasn't illegal back then. Ain't shit changed besides them having medical supervision and not doing horsekiller dosages.

>>150698508
>LaRon

>>150698516
They don't keep it in the lockerroom dumbfuck, they do that shit at home. It's a felony to possess test without a prescription and you think they'd take that into a school environment? You're just being obtuse at this point or actively trying to cover this shit up.

“Smartest fanbase” apparently

>>150698529
>It's a felony to possess test without a prescription
you literally dont know that.

Bo Nix needs to calm the fuck down and stop saying the N word every time he makes a mistake

>>150698495
I'd love for you to prove me wrong, but I cannot find one example of Jayden Daniels throwing a pass while horizontal in the air on google

>>150698538
That's like telling Sampson to cut off his hair.

>>150698300
I'd definitely find a broad with bigger tits if I was that rich and successful

>>150698536
You're just being a faggot at this point, kys. I do for a fact know that would be the best course of action.

Are there any known pictures of Erin's "wife"? I just tried looking and couldn't find anything...

>Bo Nix sophomore slumping the hardest of his class
>Chargers can chorge at any moment
>Raiders unproven
Fucking disgusting to admit but this dogshit iteration of the Chiefs could still steal the division with their receivers returning around the same time that defense starts to click.

>>150698385
Aaron...

>>150698554
No. No one knows anything about her, at all. It's not clear if she even exists.

>>150698553
Possession of steroids isnt a felony, tard. You literally just dont know.

It’s almost 4am which means I can get McDonald’s breakfast

>>150698566
its not that witch whore is it?

>>150698545
It happened late in the regular season last year and again in the playoffs but the receiver dropped it. Also burrow has done it at least once.

>>150698554
He should have married that girl from Divergent. She's cute. But I guess he's gay so.

>reminds you he’s on the ravens
>makes the best catch of the weekend
>leaves

>>150698559
Week 1 doesn't prove shit about Nix. He played poorly but the Titans defence balled out for the most part. He'll bounce back

>>150698554
Why is he pointing at a guy? Is Brittani a trans?

>>150698577
The Chiefs early schedule is brutal
probably 3-3.

They'll get Rashee Rice back for the Raiders game.
Xavier Worthy should be back by Commanders game but could even be as late as the Bills. Unless he has to get surgery, then he's out for a lot longer.
Otherwise 6-7 weeks recovery for a shoulder dislocation is average.
Three kinds of dislocations,
1. pop it back in and play same game
2. 6-7 weeks
3. surgery.

I'm thinking 3-3, but to be honest it can get as bad as 2-4 against this group.

>>150698585
Bo Nix gets really fucking anxious. He's a good QB but he needs to calm the fuck down. Same thing happened early last season where he was just anxious and freaking out and the defense had to carry him

Unfortunately for all you non believer fucks this will be the ravens last loss. After this they’ll go 16-0.


No promises for the playoffs though.

Cam Ward is good, the Titans are just a shit team

>>150698592
Brittany is prison slang for bitch, Aaron's dating a jailrunner

>>150698607
>16-1 and then lameme sharts his draws in the playoffs once again
Plausible

>>150698607
Lamar is just always freezing cold. He can't handle anything under 70 degrees for some reason

>>150698598
I meant this post to reply to
>>150698559

not to reply to this
>>150698577

>>150698599
Good thing Denver's D is on pace for 102 sacks this season

Mr. Jackson, the deal you see in front of you is one we believe to be quite generous. Despite your unsatisfactory playoff record, injury history, and general limitations throwing the ball, this contract is more than a fair deal.

>AYO IMA GO HEAD N AXE YOU TO BREAK ME OFF DAT DESHAUN TYPE SHIT LIL NIGGA. SEE YOU FINNA HAVE TO PAY ME FO YOU FEEL ME NOMSAYIN? NOW GIBS ME DAT 250 MILLY FO FREE.

I... y-yes, I see Mr. Jackson. I'll have to call you back, we'll be in touch.

>>150698631
6 sacks is pretty nuts for a first NFL regular season game. Cam Ward took some pretty hard hits that weren't his fault

>>150698639
>What the fuck do you mean his agents his mom, I can't threaten their entire career as an agent into caving for my demands

La'ma really got the suits seethin

>>150698607
>play starters Week 18
>Lamar and Henry get injured but win
>eliminated in the Divisional round
>still keep Harbaugh because they went 16-1
wud b laff

>>150698592
>"Private" Wife

It's always so fucking funny when we get clear proof that yeah, he actually is gay.

It's also amazing to me the extent of the absolute conspiracy around it. I remember when Deadspin covered for his faggot ass years ago and the rest of the media has done it to this day.

>gay, hates vaccines, ditches really pretty girls, only one Owl ring, basically Brett Favre 2.0 but gay
There must be something evil lurking in Green Bay to make these guys lose their minds. Pray for Jordan Love's sanity I guess.

>>150698677
why you obsessed with gays so much, anon?

>>150698661
I could see A-a-ron coming out as a fag just to spite the media because they'd be forced to fawn all over him for it when they all shat on him like good goys and goilets for saying no to the heckin sciencetastic janberino. He should do it and pay some smoking hot tranny to be his beard for the lulz.

>>150698624
Because of his wide nose the air that gets into his lungs is cold, which in turn cools whole body down.

It’s only a matter of time before Harbaugh loses the locker room

>>150698709
Which one?

>>150698592
The private part is how she has a cock

>>150698624
Flawduh nigga, he ain’t built for this shit

Make premature predictions based off this chart

>>150698779
Jags are winning the superb owl

>>150698784
Lol

>>150698784
If this happens I will remember to mention your post anon

>>150698709
I've noticed the Harbaugh brothers seem to take turns sharing power and competence between each other. It was Jim's for a few years, then it was John's, now it seems to be Jim's turn to have it again.

>>150698752
John

>>150698840
Carr is really charming, I hope he takes off as an analyst.

>>150698784
How can that be?
Vikes are winning it.

>>150698850
>Carr is really charming,
All he does is a bad Gruden impression.

When Rodgers actually does come out I hope we get a sticky here on /sp/.

>>150698396
Horizontal

Most good QBs throw while vertical

>>150698858
Yeah and I miss Gruden in the booth so I'll take what I can get.

>>150698858
That may be just enough since Chucky is persona non grata in the NFL

>>150698190
Brother, we DO say that word here.

Is the Steelers D good?

There have been times when I've been tempted to write erotic homosexual fanfiction of Joe Buck and Troy Aikman for /sp/. I always chicken out because I don't want to get banned.

>>150698954
kek. do it and post on Ao3

>>150698954
It's a 3 day ban if the janny is feeling frisky but you literally at the end of the post, just have to add

Anyways, go Dem boys! Next week daks got them

>>150698946
>barely squeaks past Bustin' Fields
"No!"

>>150698624
> for some reason

jj Macarhty

Josh Allen ended racism.

>>150698284
Jerry is the curse

Jay Jay MaCarrhy

Why was Caleb wearing that shitty grey shirt? Looked fucking terrible.

So the Bills have already locked up the 1 seed, should just end the season now.

Weak ass team with a rotten culture and a bitchmade fanbase

>>150698138
Flacco lost to Burrow who is spiritually black

GO STEELERS

>>150698954
Sometimes I catch Buck looking at Aikman the way my wife used to look at me when we were young

You are now aware Blake Bortles had a winning record in the playoffs.

>>150699121
Mentally shattered by some banter lmao

>>150699121
Holy shit they WARPED him

FOR FUCK SAKES
TALK
ABOUT
JJ
MCCARTHY!

>>150699269
What is there to talk about?

>>150698592
no, brittani is his male friend

Tank Bigsby, what a name.

>>150699282
too bad he's relatively weak for a ""power runner""
it wasn't going to be hard for etienne to win his job back from him

>>150698189
>freeze frame
Why is his right leg out like that? How do you get to the NFL with flaws in your technique?

It seems that them Vikings pushed their tush inside Gaylen Johnson and Gayleb Williams asshole.
Now you go to Detroit in a game the Lions have to win and after that 4 of the next 5 are away from home

Enjoy your 2-6 record, maybe 3-5 if you are lucky.

Whatever happened to the >green gay poster?

How did McSharty develop more in a half than Gayleb did a year? What is the reason for this?

18 years later someone finds out they only exist because someone thought Kyle Pitts was “due” to bounce back

>>150699320
It’s hard to donate sperm. They only accept ubermensch

>>150699280
>thigh tattoo
The redditor might be on to something

>>150699343
there's nothing wrong with thigh tattoos. it doesn't mean you're gay. plenty of manly men get thigh tats.

The Jordan Peele nfl horror movie looks like hot garbage imo

>>150699320
This “bad fantasy football punishment” stuff is very cringe and barstool

>>150699293
I don’t they got him with the intention of making him their designated power back

>>150699381
You lose your league often, huh

>>150699388
I don’t think I’ve ever finished in last place, I know people very bad at fantasy football

>>150699366
it will literally be the best nfl film since draft day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxIxyCIw2VU
Never forget.

>>150698256
Move Mahomes and McCarthy down 1, move Nix to the bottom, and move Geno up.

>>150698407
Looks like that gaynigga Lamar throwing the javelin in Revenge of the Nerds

oof

>>150698256
>caleb
>average performance

I'm so depressed I can't even blink. My Giants..

>>150699446
Mets lost last night too

>missed most of the game, only watched the first quarter
>see today the bears only offensive touchdown came on opening scripted drive
holy shit gayleb is actual trash

>>150698256
Move Mahomes and McCarthy down. Penix next to Ward.

>>150699444
>COPE

>>150699455
He was a joke. He was baffled by zone. Usually if the pass rush can’t get to a qb in like 7 seconds the zone coverage breaks down. Apparently not when Caleb has to find the holes though

>>150698063
he's literally won the superbowl with worse. granted he still had kelce operating at an elite level. but he will get rashee back which is almost as good.

>>150699455
>on script he was good
>off script he was bad

>>150699455
He got distracted by the Vikings cheerleaders.

>>150699444
yea there were a lot of throws that a NFL QB just has to make

>>150699455
>>150699444
>Fuck around during anthem
>Lose
Love to see it.

chiefs chads, this disrespect cannot be tolerated

>>150699534
I think the chiefs will set up to stop the pass this time, and the eagles will run all over them.

Patty Cuckitini

The NFL has too many shit teams.

>>150699360
nothing more manly than having sex with a big burly man. what, you're gonna say having sex with some weak frail woman who's easy to dominate is manly?

>>150699443
Got a kek out of this oldfag

>>150699559
Is there really a lack of player talent or is it coaching?

>>150699443
kek. if memory serves, lamar destroyed his competition in that.

Koo

>>150699580
There's no player development in college anymore just transferring around for NIL and social media engagement

extremely cringe

>>150699439
Jerry is the curse

>>150699351
>>150699311
>>150699303
>>150699291
>>150699280
If Aaron Rodgers is gay I sincerely hope he does come out and live as a gay man. People can't be the person they're capable of if they aren't living an authentic life.

Welp, NFCEfags, I guess our schedule isn't as hard as I thought

>>150699559
>no relegations
>no punishment for teams who just suck
Make the bottom 4 teams receive a reduced share of the TV profits and soon everyone will be better.

This NFL comunism needs to stop. Not everyone deserves money.

Who's a better broadcaster for MNF?
Joe Buck & Troy Aikman
The Manning Cast
Kevin Harland

>>150699631
God I wish the NFL had relegation. I would love to see Jerry Jones lose his shit when the Cowboys got relegated.

God, the NFCN is so shit

>>150699631
the only problem with relegation for nfl is that players can still get rekt with injuries and its just not worth it to do because of that.

>>150699635
Buck and troy. Troy was the only announcer with the balls to call out the blatant reffball in mahomes favor last year

Manningcast is garbage

Other guy is literally who

>>150699713
Troy is a cowboy but I'll have to give some respect for that.

Mad at the vikings?

daily reminder the saints didnt actually look that bad and are not even close to the worst team in the league, and bryce young is still an enormous bust.

>>150699729
Saints are on the low tier of mid teams, 5-12 until they trade kamara

>>150699713
>kiwitard thinks kevin harlan is a literal who
LARPing poser faggot detected. go back to povertyball threads where you belong.

>>150699721
>had to comeback against the bears
>even if youre good youre gauranteed an embarassing playoff exit every single time
>still seething about 09 when favre got BTFO and then literally threw the game
no one has been scared of or mad about the vikings for decades

>>150698389
Hes the new Jalen Milroe

It's over, Loinsbros, we screwed up the last two years. Now, just as I predicted, Ben Johnson is the latest Chicago bum coach, and we looked worse than Michigan. Way to go, Detroit, you just handed Green Bay the division.

>>150698451
Nta but do you actually think at least 50% of them aren't juiced in one way or another? Linemen on roids, speedy guys on the Lance Armstrong type stuff, etc.

This is in reaction to a Tank Bigsby trade

>>150699818
Sadly it seems like the NFCN has returned to the status quo. At least last season was fun (until it wasn't).

The packers will go 16-0

>bed ridden with a hangover on a tuesday
I should grow up.

name the QB

My dirty birds…

>>150699893
Nah, keep on keepin' on brother

>>150699785
You sound extra mad this beautiful morning

>>150699847
Tank was a mauler last year im surprised he somehow didn't win the job again, did he demand out?

>>150699351
>>150699303
>>150699291
>>150699280
>Mike Stud

This nigger looks all kinds of zesty. If Aaron Rodgers been hanging out with him you know he's clapping those cheeks

Is it too early to start drinking?

>>150699856
>Loins vs Burrs next week for the typical 19-17 type shitshow for last in the conference
I'm home.

rate my rankings

>>150699932
yes

>>150699932
Here's your (You)

Last night was a symbolic win. Evil is that which is fake and gay and zesty like Caleb and always wins in the short term. Good is that which persists through adversity with the integrity and comes out on top in the end. JJ truly is the new protagonist of the NFL and will make the ghouls on spee at least the next decade.

>>150698073
Bears. He doesn’t even have to move far

>>150699977
*seethe for at least the next decade

>start with 10 straight passes on scripted drives
>finish game missing wide open receivers

cleb williams is dogshit

>>150698138
Fucking Rattler dropping the whites win percentage

>Caleb Williams is an actual gay retard
lol

>Jim McMahon wore a Chicago Bears jersey on his trip to the White House.....
>in 1996, the year where the Packers won the Super Bowl and he was their back up QB

heh, what a fucking legend

>>150699318
KOC

>>150698189
That’s a worse miss than the net video from training camp

>Vikings are 1-0 since they hired Blaize and Louie

Apologize

>>150699937
And it's at 1 o'clock so I can get drunk early and then get on with the rest of my day! Can't wait.

Signs you boutta finna lose

Just remembered we'll have her in the stands next week guaranteed W

>>150700044
But the queefs lost the last two times against the eagles when she was present.

>>150700007
Did he not go to the White House with the Bears?

>>150698302
How are you off that far on such a short route?

>>150698206
if you actually watched the game, he literally was. all those big strong men throwing themselves at him all night and not one slipped a finger into his bussy.

Apologize.

>>150699318
Amazing what some bum ass PI calls can do for a young quarterback’s confidence.

>>150698385
We know gayleb

>>150700054
It looks like he was expecting the receiver to cut across the field a step sooner.

>>150700061
>immediately recognizes tua isn't the guy
>loses his job for being right
lmfao

Caleb is being overhated

>>150698302
Wow. Generational. Powerful.

>>150699601
I threaten jihad on the mccaskey family every week and you couldn’t make me type those faggot’s words with a shotgun to my head.

>>150700080
Shut the fuck up, Noah. You're absolutely worthless.

Bears need a white QB

it's crazy to see that williams hasn't really improved at all as a player. idk if the bears' qb coaching is just that bad or if he's unwilling / unable to improve on his game or what. all i know is that everything past that opening drive was just the same story from last season. pic related is a summary of weaknesses noticed from the fucking COMBINE that you can still see in his game

Tua Turndaballova (in bunches)

>>150700092
I used to think this was bullshit but of the white quarterback against black quarterback teams, 8/10 of the white quarterbacks won. It's just one week but it is kind of shocking.

>>150700100
I think his brain is literally beyond the point where he can play professionally

>>150700106
If he just retired after that season where he got 3 concussions the Dolphins would be in a much better place right now.

>>150698302
>wide open receiver
>under 0 pressure
>completely overthrows
The Caleb experiment has failed. Even in that first drive, I knew he was holding onto the ball too long. It worked because the Vikings got 0 pressure. But as soon as things stopped working, Caleb's weakmind returned

>>150700097
>Passes up easy scramble yardage for more challenging throws
Ok this is based. He just doesn't have the arm/poise to make it work

>>150700061
Dude was 100% right some Bama product coconut monkey was never gonna be the guy. Also
>left handed QBs

why does it seem like QB play is getting progressively worse to the point where it's better off to just pick a QB in the draft that won't lose you the game rather than one that will win it for you

>>150700125
>>left handed QBs
I'd never have drafted him because of this. And not even because he's left handed, but because he's RIGHT handed but throws left because his dad made him. Terribly weakminded QB. You cannot trust a guy who refuses to throw with his dominant arm. That is a man who will never rise to the occasion

total iggles death

>>150699902
Trevor Lawrence’s hair is longer than that

>>150700133
>>he's RIGHT handed but throws left because his dad made him
Is this true? That's the silliest shit I've ever heard. I'm a nobody and I have utmost respect for my dad but I'd never do that.

>>150700131
I dunno, the guy some people claim is the greatest of all time is only the third or fourth best QB in the league today, nothing to sneeze at there

>>150699580
The reason why is obvious

Hello. (My) team won. So I feel comfortable coming into the thread. Have a great day!

>>150700152
I'd never forgive my father if he got me into the NFL throwing left handed

>>150700097
A story came out a week ago that people ignored. It said how the Bears staff bent over backwards to help out Gayleb, customize the offense, work with him on a daily basis - and he just didn’t get any better. The report literally said he’s never seen a QB get more help than he did. And of course they got run out of town and called incompetent and retarded, the team brings in a new guy who everyone thinks is a genius, and it’s the same shit.

Fuck this general. You guys are a bunch of melodramatic faggots that genuinely don’t know shit about this great sport. I’d be willing to bet that over 95% of you have never even played football on an organizational level

>Gaylen Squirts
O-line baby

>>150700141
Ya seethe?

>>150700195
WTF is that painting behind him???? Thats some satanic shit right there

>>150700200
Comet Pizza coded

>>150700156
What?

>>150700200
Probably some kind of coded signal to all the other baby eaters yeah

>>150700202
My rambling was sufficient pal figure it out

>>150700179
They don't allow people with vaginas to ball

>>150700210
>>150700201
>>150700200
schizo melty

>>150700113
Jerry is the curse

>>150700200
>this nigga doesn’t recognize Matisse

>>150698041 (OP)
Just because he's black doesn't mean that you can say that, Sean.

Just took a fat steaming Caleb Williams lads

lmao, you retards watched 1 drive of scripted plays for Caleb Williams and the bears and were ready to crown them Super Bowl champions

>>150700152
I think so. I know there's one "lefty" QB who is actually right handed, and I'm pretty sure it's Tua. His dad was some home tyrant who beat Tua for throwing with his right hand. Now Tua is a grown ass man and still throws that way because he is WEAKMIND

>>150698138
Based

>>150698451
You sound delusional as fuck dude. Nearly everyone is on something. Why wouldn’t they be?

NTA but I’m not bitter. I’m realistic. No amount of roids would change me from a solid starting in HS to making a D1 roster on a real team. I wasn’t fast enough. That’s life.

Being just a tad better can mean the difference between being undrafted or drafted, cut in camp vs making a roster, getting an extra 10 million on a contract. There’s all the incentive to juice and very little downside. It’s naive to think they aren’t. Do you really think Peyton’s wife was taking HGH after his neck surgery?

>>150700177
Don't forget how the Bears were SET on Gayleb. Poles apparently didn't spend a second considering Daniels, Maye, Penis Jr, or Nix. Fucking insane that the Bears bent over backwards to get the worst QB in the first round

whether it’s football or men, the sack is Caleb Williams’ favorite part

>>150698458
Viagra wouldn’t help you much if at all. You want Cialis (tadalafil). That helps with blood circulation, vascularity, and a minor amount with recover. It’s also something you can take daily and there aren’t issues. You aren’t supposed to take viagra consistently.

>>150700235
It was pretty funny, after the first drive the bears fans were going ape-shit with joy and Joe Buck was like “we’re only 1-1,000,000th of the way into the season and these idiots are going crazy”

>>150700253
And he begged to go to Minnesota. Tragic really.

Dolphins beating the Patriots is free money

>>150700265
Wasnt there a video like this for Sam Darnold when he was on the vikes lol

What happened last night? Could only watch the beginning of the game but Caleb was looking dominant for once

>Caleb loses because of defense
>more racism ITT

sigh

>>150700270
Yeah and they won 14 games LOL

>>150700235
>>150700258
Ok but it WAS very fun to watch Caleb ball out and make fun of the Lions by proxy. Some how, last night delivered the perfect semen slurping game. First, the Bears looked great and the Vikings/Lions looked like shit. Then, the Bears fall apart, JJ barely rises to game manager level, and Caleb looks like shit
BIG day for NFCN haters

>>150700278
Oh they won 14 games? Surely that must entail the super bowl too right?

>>150698476
I actually do. People who have used PEDS and/or are intrigued by them and know about them can spot other people using them. It’s pretty simple to understand the mechanics honestly.
>t ran a few cycles

>>150700280
Sick narrative bro

>>150700259
Didn't the Bears trade up to get him too? What a fucking clown show

>>150700265
God he’s so fucking cute.

>>150700287
NFCN will win 0 playoff games this year too

>>150700271

>What happened last night?

When he needed to make a key pass, the ball wasn't anywhere near the receiver.

>>150698057
I'll be calling the shots next week.

>>150700303
This guy knows ball

>>150700265
>JJ McCarthy
literally who?

>>150698516
There’s more incentive for a fringe level college player to take something than there is for a guy that already made the pros. Sure, if you’re better in the pros you’ll make way more money, but if you made it you’re already rich. Especially today with NIL if you go from backup to starter that’s a lot of money for some guys. Decent starter to star can get you into the league.

You’re being naive and banking on them saying “trust me bro. We’re clean”

>>150700303
I'd hang that poster over my watchstation

>>150700179
based

>>150700303
>cloth shoes to wear indoors
Cute, no homo

>>150700282
You seem really dumb. Did you attend Wisconsin public schools by chance?

>>150700324
Those are called “slippers”

>>150699443
Holy kek

>>150700325
I guess i'll that as a 'no' LOL

>>150699932
no

>>150700271
No, he wasn't looking dominant at all, even at the start of the game I said that he was just throwing check downs and scrambling despite their being open receivers down the field. He just was not seeing the field at all and even the few times he did, the balls he threw were off target. This shit was fucking alarming. Ben Johnson and the other players on the offense weren't the problem, Caleb is.
How can he do this to me after I supported him? Why the fuck is he hurting me like this? Caleb hates me and wants me to die.

have you apologized yet?

>>150699443
my sides are getting a good stretch this morning

>>150700061
>right about Tua
>right about standing up to his Jew owner to tell him tanking in the NFL is not an option
He is unironically/ourguy/

>>150700056
fucking kek

>>150700357
i read this as my sisters getting a good stretch this morning at first

>>150700330
Thank you, I genuinely could not remember the term

>>150700097
>averse to playing throw and catch football on schedule
That right there is a deathknell for any qb. That is basic level, schemed for easy layup throws. And to have that as the very first bullet point is a fucking massive red flag.

>>150700357
dumb faggot

>>150700374
it’s “death nail” you fucking retard

Why are the Texans favored over the bucs?

>>150700270
It's an annual occurrence in minnesomalia

>>150699318
He wasn’t thinking about his bussy getting destroyed after the game

>>150700253
Same thing with the phins and pooa.

It seems these >black GMs really just fall for hype and sensationalism.

>>150700325
>winning in the playoffs is dumb

>>150700372
Your highschool qb send you on a lot of suicide slant routes up the middle?

>>150700384
Texans are -2.5 at home, isn’t home worth like 1-3 points? So it’s anything from these teams are equal to Texans have a slight edge

And for some reason people still think CJ Sneed is a good QB and Ryan is a good coach

4chan x got disabled for chrome, anyone know an alternative?

>>150700426
going outside

>>150698160
He wasn't even inaccurate in college. Is this nigga mindbroken or something?

>>150700426
Yea I know an alternative

>>150700384
Didn't the bucs almost choke to the shitbirds

>>150699318
He’s a true son of Mil. If they could conquer the Tuatha De Danann they can obviously out scheme a >black quarterback

>>150700426
>he uses chrome
lol
lmao

ya, I'm thinking we're going all the way

>>150699506
Kek. 4D chess by the Vikings

>>150700064
You sound mad.

>>150700426
add the tampermonkey chrome extension and then go to the github of 4chan XT and add that to tampermonkey

*kneels respectfully towards you*

>>150700383
You sure about that?

cursed franchise

>>150700453
He wiped his hand off in her hair

>>150699597
That and rookie contracts for QBs force teams to play guys before they’re ready. If you hit on a good QB on a rookie contract you have a SB window. You’re incentivized to draft on potential and you end up with a bunch of shit players

>>150700466
Teams also have to make that decision real quick. The Toxins went all in last year and it turns out Stroud was a bum.

>>150700466
Teams will have to start farming talent in-house somehow. It’s actually a good idea imo. If I had any power in an NFL franchise I’d be trying to find some way to develop young QBs and then control their rights or whatever.

>>150700453
Doesnt Stafford's wife talk about how sexy the other QB's are or something along those lines.

is he right?

>>150700377
there, there, lil nigga, iss gon be alright

>>150700476
No you pathetic nigcel

>>150700473
Even if you draft a guy in the 7th round and develop him you have to start paying him $50M after a few years.

It’s starting to look like the best path is to find a reclamation project and fix him and that way you can sign him to a more team friendly deal over a longer period of time, like Baker.

>>150700074
>a step
He was a full yard or more off on a simple slant/crosser. I’m going to trust DJ Moore to run the right route more than I trust gayleb to throw where he’s supposed to.

>>150700493
That’s hardly a sustainable strategy though

>>150700459
>he took the bait

>>150700478
He’s retarded

>>150700478
He is a dead man walking and the players do not respect him. Simple things like showing up on time for meetings by your top level players is a sign to the rest of the team that they are OUT on him, and his whole schtick is old and tiring when the team is a fucking joke. He will be out by Halloween.

>>150700125
>left handed QBs
Worked pretty well for Steve Young. I’ll die on the hill he’s a top 5 QB in terms of skill

>>150700478
Someone post that video of the guy talking about letting his wife sleep with mike mcdaniel

>>150698227
Instead of taking the sack he just had to get intentional grounding. I honestly love Gayleb; he's just so funny to watch.

>>150700498
As of now the only sustainable strategy I can see is finding Patrick Mahomes.

>>150700510
I knew Dolphins were in trouble when they ran Fangio out of town for being too hard on players. Dude went to Philly and immediately won an Owl. Miami is soft as tissue and it shows.

JJ McCarthy had to transfer cuz his HS senior season was cancelled due to Covid, and he's now in the NFL winning games. We're all getting old.

>>150698438
IIRC Hank Aaron was taking amphetamines way before that even, people are delusional to think D1/PRO athletes with tens of millions of dollars at stake arent going to take anything to get the competitive edge
Mike Tyson says he would take any and everything as well

GOOOOOOD MOOOOOOOOORNING BEARS FAGGOTS
It feels nice having one of the two best QBs from the 2024 draft, a true KANG. What's it lile spending the first overall pick on a homosexual bust and the worst QB in the division?

>>150700425
Ah fair enough I thought it was a home game

>>150700539
>>150700545
I had literally never heard of JJ McCarthy until last night. He looks like they just went down to Iowa and picked some random yt boi up out of the cornfields. Good for the Queenz tho he seems alright

Bucs over Toxins is easy money.

>>150700545
Can we ban AI spamming/flooding

>>150698160
He played well, everyone is in the process of learning Johnson's offense and the Vikings' defense is very good.

Why is everyone ignoring the fact that the defense gave up 21 points to a first-time starting QB while playing at home? To me, that's the bigger story here. This is dumber than Ravensiggers crying about Harbaugh when Zach Orr's jigaboo defense gave up 41 points (21 of which was in one quarter, like the Bears D allowed).

>>150700577
Nfl discourse on /spee/ has never been particularly nuanced

>>150700576
Sorry but AI is now officially part of the game. You can ride the float or not, the choice is yours.

Rogers looks like a completely different quarterback on the steelers maybe the jets curse is real.

>>150700577
reminder that it's never Caleb's fault

>>150700593
More like JEWanced

theres a guy on the dolphins named storm duck, lmao

>late getting out of the huddle
>presnap penalties galore
>not playing on time and in rhythm
>not seeing the field
>when he does see an open receiver his ball placement is awful
>deep balls are alarmingly off target
>Ben Johnson pissed on the sideline
WHY THE FUCK IS CALEB DOING THIS TO ME? I FUCKING SUPPORTED YOU AND BELIEVED IN YOU MOTHERFUCKER! YUOU HAVE THE TALENT AROUND YOU AND THE COACHING TO FUCKING MAKE THE OFFENSE AT LEAST LOOK DECENTLY COMPETENT YET YOU CAN'T FUCKING PROCESS AT ALL AND I'M GONNA HAVE TO EAT CROW YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE! I HATE THIS FUCKING WORLD SO FUCKING MUCH!

>>150700593
nuance has been lost thanks to microwaved attention spans

>>150700593
True.
>>150700611
In this case, it's literally not. True, he could have played better, but he and the offense played more than well enough to win. Reffies basically gifted the Vikings a stop and a TD and the defense fell apart.

>>150698189

Looks like he does have a deep ball just he's putting too much on it.

>>150700431
Throwing to open receivers in the PAC12 isn’t the same as being accurate. He sucked any time he faced a top 25 team because they actually had a defense.

I always knew the KANGZ would win.

>>150700625
>late getting out of the huddle
It's a new offensive system that was playing against one of the most complicated defensive schemes in the league. Do you want them to rush?
>presnap penalties galore
OL getting used to cadence.
>not playing on time and in rhythm
Specifics?
>not seeing the field
He did tho
>when he does see an open receiver his ball placement is awful
Untrue
>deep balls are alarmingly off target
A few of them were and weren't
>Ben Johnson pissed on the sideline
He always looks like that

>>150700545
I'm vEry proud of JJMC for shaking off the early jitters. That was a rough first half.
Now the gayleb buttboy fan club can cope and seethe while white boy summer has once again been extended ny popular demand into white boy fall, and will almost certainly continue into white boy winter

>>150700635
>He sucked any time he faced a top 25 team because they actually had a defense.
Go watch his tape against Oregon when he was at Oklahoma. You idiots repeat the same normie lines and don't know shit

>>150700645
I've always said /nfl/ is a KANGZ general.

>>150700629
>>150700644
Caleb please nobody is this delusional

>>150700473
>>150700493
You could pick the project QB or mediocre white starter at a good college program, develop them for 2-4 years, and if you’re sold on them, lock them up for a long term contract when they are cheap and no one has seen them play.

Now if they turn into a franchise QB, they’ll probably sit out and demand more money, but you could potentially get 2-3 years of essentially backup QB money. I don’t think this is really viable but it could work.

>>150700666
Fuck you, Satan

>>150700644
>>not playing on time and in rhythm
>Specifics?
Did you not see him missing open receivers when they should the replays? Guys that would be open if he threw the ball on time. Caleb looked awful even for his first start in a new offense. It hurts my soul typing this.

>>150699902

Kyler Murray my dude

>>150700674
Too tall

>>150700478
>plays in Buffalo in 2 weeks
It can get much much worse

>>150700671
>Did you not see him missing open receivers when they should the replays?
You only saw that because Troy & Joe pointed it out lol fuck outta here. Even Allen & Mahomes miss open guys.
>Guys that would be open if he threw the ball on time.
Flores is one of the best DCs in the league at disguising coverages, Caleb had every right to be cautious.
>Caleb looked awful even for his first start in a new offense. It hurts my soul typing this.
No he fucking didn't, you're overreacting. If the Bears won you'd be elated right now. The bottom line is that your defense cannot give up 21 points in one quarter.

Recycle

>>150696771

>>150696771

>>150696771

>>150700645
He also had the best debut of the 2024 class.
A bright future ahead

>>150700352
I NEVER doubted the white man