Thread 150698140

So it happened AGAIN

>>150698140 (OP)
/hoc/ runs /sp/

might need to talk to a doctor about ADD bros, just pulled a nineteen hour all-nighter to get, realistically, three or four hours of work done

I can feel another marner brewing in the locker room...

>>150698231
When I was young and in high school and university i would pull retarded all nighters for no reason all the time. Now i am an old fuck that couldnt stay up 24 hours if I tried.

>>150698245
QRD!?

>>150698295
patel tanked it

Stop making so many threads

>>150698333
/mlb/ does it all the time

>>150698439
Don’t care retard

>the other thread is talking about mandrama
yeah this is the one

>>150698535
/hoc/ needs a final solution to the wrestlefag infestation

>>150698543
so true king

when the hockey finally comes back, that'll push it down a bit
unfortunately that's only a temporary solution

so true angry abdul

>>150698560
we don't have muslims here so I don't get what you're referencing

>>150698649
They are there you just don't see em

>my wings have to play another season of hockey again
Almost feel bad for those retards

ninja town u.s.a.

>>150698530
Notice the difference

>>150698259
we don't call those that here now
>>150698557
>>150698543
>>150698535
worked trannies ya fed got btfo for the sixth straight year kek

We do flush it down here.

>>150698870
true. yall have flushed it down for over 30 years kek no milly kwab

Real copey is back lol

>>150698888
Checked but he never left

back from lebanon

>>150698753
Yes. One is vs Nashville Predators. The other is vs Vegass Golden Showers.

can't wait for copey to get anally raped like trb was
you know it's coming

Why did he do it?

Good morning sirs.

Huomenta

>>150699022
How come Vegass could just buy a super team and perform well and when Nashville does the same they blow ass

>>150699724
stamkos was 34 when he signed

>>150699724
>buy
They fleeced the entire league pre-expansion draft. What did they buy after that was a monster deal

>>150699763
pietrangelo

>>150699724
There's a pretty big difference between guys like Eichel, Stone, Pietrangelo etc and (current day) Stamkos, Marchessault, Skjei.

bud1241

Good luck today and the rest of this week wagiebros!

WORLDE IN TWO LADS I'M BUZZIN' (skipped that fan submitted nonsense connections however, joke of a game)

Taking a disgusting workplace marner

>>150699763
is there a complete breakdown somewhere (preferably in video form for my dumb ass) that breaks down with the benefit of hindsight all of Vegas' moves surrounding the expansion draft? Yes I expect you to know the answer

Thinking about getting another mug of sips

28 days until hockey returns :)

>>150700275
Liiga starts today

>>150700341
Thanks for the update Pekka. What are the odds that Ilves doesn’t collapse in playoffs?

>>150700026
Thanks, you too fren

>>150700370
Same odds as >laffs doesen't collapse in playoffs

Awoooooo

>getting btfo by connections
KWAB

>>150699060
I thought he motorboated bedard's mom

>>150700465
He defiled bedard in the showers

https://x.com/NHLFlames/status/1965407561286590732?t=vD2R_MLJi1EeO2Es4Ez9QA&s=19
AWOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>150700519
The Flames dynasty has officially begun

>>150700485
hot

*howls*

my money's on him dropping down to a cool .897 on the season following in hoob's footsteps

>>150700485
I wonder if it was chilly in there

>>150700519
Swayman has ruined the goalie market

>>150700590
raped retard on vpn 'gain

starting the wonder if the lames will ever make the ploffs again

>>150700614
many such cases

Starting to wonder how many decades the Flames dynasty will last

flamespedos are like wrestlefags
they are only ironically pretending to be interested

>>150700697
i watched literally every minute of raw last night, habibi

>>150700768
those are pentecostals in fairness to our baptist anons

>>150700768
>not fooling anyone
much like your vpn, raped bitch

WOLF is here to STAY flamesbros

the anime girl cooked this week, 2 massive signings

Wolf 7.5x7
Zary 3.7x3

>>150700808
trb status: BLOWN THE FUCK OUT FOR ALL TIME

>>150700194
It was 8 years ago fren, it the goat was a lot of teams traded good picks to ensure Vegas didn’t draft unprotected players they wanted to keep or traded multiple players for the same result. Quick google turned up picrel and t first team mentioned - our islanders - gave up a 1st & 2nd round pick plus a player to dictate who Vegas will draft from them

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/fancy-stats/wp/2017/06/22/a-look-at-which-nhl-teams-the-vegas-knights-fleeced-at-the-nhl-expansion-draft/

>>150700948
>It was 8 years ago
much like 04/17/22

>>150700519
>>150700813
It's actually happening. Now it literally boils down to >cam on Flames score sum FAHKIN GOALS

I like Mogilny
Also how dare Tuch take over his number, just doesn't feel right

>>150700948
Does the billy joel figure fit with the gay sharks sleepover?

>>150701413
What a cutie :3

>>150701469
Thank you Gary

Wolf is a young pup. Imagine when he's a full dire wolf

>>150701469
You're just jealous that your goalie sucks balls

>>150701705
no, im not a flames fan

>>150701725
Retard

>>150701725
rekt

>>150701748
retard

>>150701755
Hey, aren't you the guy who got raped by a fat weeb who carries a doll around Manhattan?

Stanley Cup sissies...

Just naired my balls like a fag again

>>150701791
no
retard

>>150701920
Yeah, you're definitely the guy who lost on 04/17/2022

>>150701846
>AI developed by an Indian company
Wow we must be dogshit in reality

>>150701932
spamming "muh vpn boogeyman" every day isn't going to just magically make your sad attempt at a meme take root

stop trying to make fetch happen

>>150702051
Stop being a raped bitch

>>150702077
don't talk about your mom like that :)

>>150701918
I should really shave below my face. I need to wax my back

Now that Marner is no longer a >laff, but a member of the well-respected Knights organization, does hoc finally stop making fun of him?

>>150702224
We never made fun of him

today's marner was kinda messy lads

>>150702224
Absolutely not

sorry to hear that anon my afternoon marner was quite nice today, been eating a lot of soluble fiber

>>150701469
less than swayman

>>150702224
>Knights
>well-respected organization
Expansion teams don’t get respect till year 20.

is bud1 or trb pretending to be brown?

Not a gimmick I'd go with personally. Lebanon isn't even a cool brown country.

>>150702309
swayman played much better until he got paid
i guess we can expect wolf to suffer too

>>150702327
trb wants to be anyone but himself. can't say i blame him.

>>150700181
took me 3

>>150702310
we don't respect the wild or jackets here let alone some original six teams
>laffs
>rags

>>150702401
I respect the Jackets

Reminder WRESTLEVIRGINS OUT >>>/pw/

hello! what do you guys think of this 'upgrade'? (left-about a decade ago, right-newest)

Yeah, but we gotta have 1 laffs shitter to shitpost savagely. Maybe we should vote on it.

>>150702410
hey ted did you finally throw that vacuum box away

>>150700443
fan submitted nonsense

>>150702051
You are either a leaf on a vpn or a legit brown kid that had to go back home. There is no in between.

>>150702463
>nooooo please acknowledge me I'm really smart and funny
>look everyone! his flag! different! different bad!!!!!! vpn!!!!! brownoid!!!! nobody travels!!!! seat's taken!!!!
yawn
snore

this guy REALLY loves engaging with Canadian /hoc/ chads. Me? shan't be engaging with the likes of him

>>150702531
good man

you cry about my flag every single day when I post something about hockey you stupid faggot

lmao you're crying now too

>>150702335
Swayman has been exposed hard as a tandem baby. The bruins should have retained Ullmark

>>150702560
conroybros.... we dealt vladar......

connections is gay

trb is bubblin' again

>>150702611
he do be bubblin' and vpn jugglin'

with your mom I'm snugglin'

>>150702662
will it ever end

Ken daneyko is fuckin stupid

>>150701725
retard

>>150702761
wolf sucks balls

AWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOooooooOoooOOOOOOOOOOOO

I killed a wolf in february 2018 near the koyukuk river about 15 miles north of huslia

ama

>>150702867
kinda rude

>>150702867
bit rude desu

>>150702867
What did it taste like?

>>150702867
kinda cringe desu wolves are cool

>>150702867
how'd you do it? chokeslam? tombstone?

>disney adult urbanfaggot
>calling anything "kinda cringe"
fucking jen

>>150702867
i dont believe you

>>150702907
.270 model 700 probably 125yds

I cut down a cedar tree in february 2018 near the litani river about 40 miles south of beirut

>>150702943
thoughts on your loss to bud and mitch?

why would you murder such a regal creature

>>150702970
based lol fuck this place

>>150702975
same reason he tells lies on the internet

i think it's justified to kill a wolf if its threatening your chicken coup
call me a monster idgaf

>>150702943
raped bitch

>>150702689
when he dies of a heart attack/stroke within the next 5 years

>>150702993
why is your chicken coup in the middle of nowhere alaska by some river?

i've never told a lie on the internet

>>150703013
good a place as any

>>150703029
is it though? you need to defend it from wolves

>>150702975
watch that regal creature run alongside a caribou and bite its tongue off so it bleeds to death then not even stop to eat it. maybe watch one eating the guts out of a neighbor's friendly pet dog while it's still alive. there's nothing regal about them, they are sadists and killers and there's more than enough of them around for me to take a couple every winter.

>>150700519
Lets fucking GOOOOOOOOOOOO
AWOOOOOOO

>>150703062
remember when you acted like an authority on ego death despite not being able to accept your losses to bud and mitch?

>>150702510
look dude i dont actually give a shit about you i just know who you are
and youre also an attention whore

>>150703062
nice larp

>>150703062
your buddy's dog got btfo

>>150703078
kwab

>just leave your dog exposed to the wolves
some sick people in this world

easiest way to ego death is a lobotomy

>>150703123
he already tried that

>pop in to see my bros on /hoc/
>they are now fully engaging with the ghoul from the 'cord
>backflip out of /hoc/

>>150703115
it was a malamute they can't be inside all winter. he was on a line in his box.

>>150703137
we don't tumble here

>>150703137
careful!

>>150703150
didn't happen

>>150703150
then build then a shelter where a wild wolves cant just eat them
completely reckless

>>150703189
retard

>>150703201
t. watched his bud's dog get eaten by a wild wolf

>>150703205
He's a third worlder, what did you expect?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9p6rO5mVE1Y
He speaks!

Based on the responses from the last thread
97% of /hoc/ cheers for the penguins and showers with their dads still

>>150703205
wasn't a buddy, guy
was some asshole neighbor back when I was renting a cabin
dog was an asshole as well but didn't deserve the brutal death he died

>>150703261
didn't happen

Just got back from Lebanon

>>150703261
why did you watch then?

just showered with my dad (go penguins)

Just killed some wolves and my neighbor's dog

>>150703284
Proxy off bud

The new iPhone looks gay

>>150703283
I obviously didn't just sit there and watch you impossibly retarded faggot

I heard some crazy howling and screaming so I threw my boots on and ran outside and ended up catching a glimpse of what was happening in the yard light before the neighbor came out yelling. wolf ran off and he shot his dog and cried and we all went back to bed.

>>150703315
why

>>150703261
>neighbor's friendly pet dog
>dog was an asshole
get your fucking story straight before you try to spin some bullshit

>>150703328
>I obviously didn't just sit there and watch you impossibly retarded faggot
that is what you implied here
>>150703062
>maybe watch one eating the guts out of a neighbor's friendly pet dog while it's still alive
now you explain you saw nothing but a glimpse

>>150703283
>>150703328
thoughts on mitch winning?

>>150703315
Looks like the pixel wtf

trb btfo again

>>150703345
at least he managed to make it more than one post this time. remember the japanese debacle?

>>150703335
They put the cameras on weird

>>150703345
friendly as in approachable
asshole as in I didn't like him because he was loud and annoying and was constantly going on other peoples porches and fucking with stuff

you're so desperate just stop

thanks to that american who years ago figured out trb posts on vpns and replies to xim/xerself

Can Israel bomb this guy already

>>150703351
>I badly misinterpreted something written in haste, therefore I have somehow won a massive federal litigation through expert forensic investigation
so desperate lmao

>>150703433
>>150703439
thoughts on your loss to bud, mitch and a burrito?

>>150703439
its the reader's fault you didnt take the time to explain yourself?
maybe you shouldnt have exaggerated

Pup Wolfie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igK899-tC2E

it's the writers fault you jumped to a conclusion before asking for clarification? maybe you shouldn't have extrapolated.

>>150703454
Retard

This is why we need people like Samir here. To bully the retards.

>>150703489
i did clarify retard
>>150703283

>I watched it kill the dog
>I clearly didn't watch it just kill the dog
>The dog was an asshole
>The dog was friendly actually

>samir
>bully
lol how
by calling everyone who disagrees with him a dog?

samir doesnt exist

>>150703517
I saw the wolf eating the dog's viscera. the dog was still alive. the dog was friendly to people. the dog was an asshole because he barked constantly and stole food from my porch. this isn't a difficult concept. I'm sorry you're struggling so badly.

>Dustin wolf would rather waste his career in Calgary than play for LA
Cringe

xhe rb can't keep xis story straight. much like his sexual orientation

>>150703604
dustin wolf is going to tear hoob open and start to eat his intestines and angry abdul here is going to watch from his porch without doing anything about it like a pussy

>>150702943
lol baby rifle lmao

t. .308 master race rifle owner (bolt action)

>>150703640
bud1

>>150703604
lol you were wrong and i was right. wolf even took a discount to play for my flames

bud did not 1

>>150698678
Yzerplan status? This has to be THE last year for Yzerman, right?

are you guys going to freak out if I go to germany for a few weeks and then come back to lebanon

I don't want to frighten or confuse anyone by going to another place temporarily (as this has clearly caused deep trauma in some of you)

before humans (europeans) came to north america, you can make a case for wolves being at the top of the food chain here.

>>150703652
>discount
how much more could have he earned?
he is shit

>brown middle easterner wants to go to germany illegally (to rape people most likely)

actually leb anon's story seems to be checking out

>>150703747
yes, wolves are compatible with savages, but they are incompatible with human civilization

>>150703759
~12-14 x 8

>>150703805
wow flames fans really are delusional that wolf could have been the top paid goalie in the league off elc

>>150703819
He refused the offer!
Word of the street is he wants to win in Calgary!

>win
>calgary
lmao (as in "laughing my ass off")

>>150703851
kek

>>150703872
your ass got raped by bud

>>150703935
thoughts on your loss to bud?

Calgary might never lose again

Wolf 10th highest paid goalie now!

>>150703993
my team's goalie is listed here

>>150703993
Sharks mentioned

>>150703985
>no no
>ill make sure they lose dont worry

>>150704048
>gibson

good news bro's, the korean qt went for her run today. it turns out she was just letting her left foot recover from an injury last week. her chair has just been thoroughly sniffed, as were her shoes. all is right again!

>>150703993
I guess he proved himself as a starter

>>150704084
stop stalking that poor girl jesus christ

>>150704112
it's not stalking. i'm not doing anything related to her outside of our office

>>150703993
24 years old
>next year still on his rookie deal 25-26
>Then seven years at 7.5, while the cap is only projected to rise.

It's a good deal.

>>150704291
he sucks tho

>>150704386
Retard

>>150704408
nou

>>150704618
Sad

>>150702435
Soulless.

>>150704618
He’s already looking for a new AA chapter in San Jose

Gary shouldn’t allow teams to trade shit contracts of players will won’t play again

Gary should give free tickets to the best /hoc/ poster every week

>>150704835
Did you save a thumbnail you dumbass?
WHAT IS THIS A PICTURE FOR ANTS??

>>150704892
But if I go to the game I cannot contribute to /hoc/ while it's going on.

>>150704954
I'm getting the tickets anyways so you don't need to worry about it

>>150704940
its dustin wolf sized

>>150703993
Actually thats John Gibson at the 10th spot
Wolf isn't even on there
Just how fucking retarded are Lames fans??

>>150704986
kek

>>150704954
The blurry sideways picture at a game is part of /hoc/ culture

everett silvertips goaltending legend, yw flams shame he'll never get a cup now tho

*puts up sign*

>>150705041
a team that has never won the ed chynoweth cup
wolf is a sham

>>150705261
thats the most ai generated sign I have ever seen, good job retard

>>150705355
Heres a frightening one for you

>I've gained 6 kg pure muscle mass over the summer
Either he's outright lying: Doubtful

Or he's an elite athlete with no fucking clue about training and his personal trainer also have no fucking clue about the amount of water and fat in human muscles: Very likely

Or he's been given/taken some kind of banned substance: Decently likely

As a newbie you can get 4-6 kg pure muscle mass over an entire YEAR. Given how much Elias Pettersson should've been in a gym over his career he should gain 2-4 kg pure muscle mass over a year. And that would've been if he was just lifting weights and not playing hockey.

>>150705527
petey gonna be 190 lbs of unstoppable aggression

>>150705527
If it turns out Pettersson is doping I would start to like him again. I'd be the first time he's shown he actually cares about hockey in a long time.

Its gonna be cool to see McDavid leave edmonton

>>150705527
i was wondering if they just told him that to get his confidence up

>>150705757
The amount of retarded PTs out there are many. But it's possible that his PT knows it's not pure muscle mass.

thus we can conclude, bud1

tbg1

>>150700519
Damn, good for you guys :)

>>150706059
>he doesn't know it's trb now
kek what a bud1

>>150705732
>>150705864
>>150706048
the posts of he who lost to mitch

>>150698140 (OP)
what a punchable cuntface

>check the ol' almanac
>garypuck still weeks away
ahhhh, nuts

>>150706753
Stay strong Pekka. It’ll be back before we know it

had too many jalapenos bro's

waging has ceased

> Toughest goalies to score on, according to NHL players
> "What about that little kid in calgay?"
> "Who?"

waging is beginning

>>150700948
the islanders doing that was pants on head stupid but who the fuck did Snow protect in reality? Pelech? Nelson? Pulock? That pick ended up being Brannstrom (lol).

Seattle still fucking up their expansion draft makes zero sense.

Is hockey on yet?

>>150706906
thoughts on your victory over trb?

>

Mark Stone was traded to the Vegas Golden Knights with forward Tobias Lindberg on Monday by the Ottawa Senators for forward Oscar Lindberg, defenseman prospect Erik Brannstrom and a second-round pick in the 2020 NHL Draft.

Yikes!

>>150706960
The NHL world not celebrating Eugene Melnyks death is why the NHL is stupid. He destroyed Ottawa's best core since the mid 2000's because he didn't want to pay players.

the 2020 draft was only 18 months away from 04/17/22

>>150706978
bud you're like 25 now. you should've grown out of your edgy phase years ago

I'll admit it. The Flames are a dynasty

I’ll admit it. I didn’t ask.

Waging is ongoing :(

>>150707031
Easter fell on that date
love me resurrected Lord

Got home from waging and then took a marner.

>>150706978
>anyone outside Ottawa caring about Ottawa

I doubted connie...
am i retarded? don't sugar coat it, i want the truth

>>150707208
You would be retarded if you still doubted him (or doubted Takagi)

think ive got to get some new insoles my feet are killing me the past couple of weeks

convoy boys stay winning

>>150707153
idgaf a bad owner is a bad owner. fuck them. at least Andlauer seems to care for the sens and wants them to stay

Our Sennies finna blow up the league this year

>>150707243
I need new work shoes. I’ve had mine for 7 years

"flames chad" is redundant no?

>>150706824
this always gets me to pop

>>150706978
i actually agree with this take. We have to pretend he was good for the senators because...why? I'm not his fucking child. Fuck that piece of shit. Oh boo hoo he died so what why do we have to pretend he was a good owner who did good for the city and the team? His death was the best thing to happen to the senators in years.

>be me in 2024
>marner is a fucking bitch
>the leafs will never win anything with him

>me in 25
>lmfao leafs will never win without 100 pt god mitch marner

>>150707149
what do you think about the fact that its a parody of Caesar and Augustus or do you not think about these things?

Defied Caesar sits in heaven with his son Augustus by his side

Defied God sits in heaven with his son Jesus by his side (The twist is he's a slave!)

I'm not going to even get into the whole egyptian mystery cult thing

>>150705527
He used to lay surprisingly big hits a few years ago before the vancouver fanbase destroyed all his love and vitality.

>>150707383
>thinking a greek is going to run the team better
oh lad you are in for one

>>150707576
18+ website bucko

Season is almost back, Cats gonna threepeat!

>>150707267
im so happy right now wolfpack

I wish I was a Flames chad

There must be a Chadian who loves the Flames

>>150707590
the greek has done a fine job. they still need to fix their retarded scouts.

>>150707604
Hola amigo :DDDD
Are you enjoying pineapples and tacos in Mexico?

>>150707619
There's always more room in the wolfpack fren

>>150707685
I'm worried I might be too retarded for the wolfpack

>>150707706
just don't be gay

.910 save percentage gives you 7.5M a year

Goalie market is fucked jim

We aren't as smart as we sound. We are as smart as we look.

>>150707730
what does doing fuck all for five years get you?

>>150707740
sorry im retarded
>>150707706

mad at wolfie?

Wolf got 0.958 one season

>>150707730
But expansion amiright

(Spiritually) banking on a snow belt Cup, call me crazy, I know. F*ck the sunbelt.

>>150704291
>still on his rookie deal

His ELC expired in 2024.

>>150707808
The snow belt has been moving to the sunbelt for decades and it’s rapidly accelerated the past decade.

>>150707685
wolfies lookin' shredded m8

>>150707885
th-thank you Gary...

>>150707913
Thanks for the reminder

>>150703993
>grubauer
i smile every time

We have a trade to announce.

Edmonton
>Wyatt Johnston
>Thomas Harley
>Tyler Seguin

Dallas
>Connor McDavid
>Darnell Nurse
>2026 1st round pick
>2027 2nd round pick

There is too much AI on instagram now. I can't tell which girls are real anymore. For sure I cranked one out to a fake girl.

>>150708008
All of them might as well be AI with all the filters

>>150708018
I new someone was gonna say that.

>>150708008
i jack off to cartoons so that isn't a problem for me

its always obvious when its ai
i cant be fooled desu

>>150708021
Gary calls me the fax machine during all hands meetings for a reason

my favorite things about Gary are his religion and ethnicity

>>150708049
Kek bad ass

>>150708008
Clanker lover!

>>150707593
thats a take that is in major university history departments, you'd know that if you, you know, could read well enough to get in one (oxford)

>>150708083
cope I went to the school of hard knocks

What sound do marners make?

>>150707978
I don't believe it and here is the reason why
McDavid doesn't want to be on a Stanley Cup winning team. I just don't buy it.

Silent but deadly

>>150708101
Plop

>>150707896
you sure about that hoss?

we call them Nicolas Roys now

i use my history degree to work as a waiter

We don't call them that here

>>150708127
Yes you Marner eating retard

We flush it down here.

Don't forget to meditate today boys

copey won here
dylan lost here

>>150708137
Can I get a refill please?

>>150708157
Wolfpack won too

>not excited about NHL at all
What's wrong

>>150708150
T A K A G I
A
K
A
G
I

>>150708137
The history factory down the street from me is hiring

>>150708163
True

>>150708178
I wait tables there :)

>>150708174
This was the most boring off season of all time and now there is zero hype going in to the season. Nobody really improved except the Knights getting Marner.

>>150708174
Yeah I'm really excited to see the stars and blues play.........psyche

>>150708193
>zero hype
couldn't be me

>>150708133
were you here when some canadian wrote a multi paragraph seethe essay about how it's disrespectful that i call them nicolas roys when it wasn't even me that started saying that KWAB

>bud was here
BASED retardkino

>>150708238
nah I wasn't sounds like a kwab moment though kwab

nobody calls them nicolas roys

>>150708256
cope call them here that now

Nicolas roy has more cups than marner therefore we will not be calling our marners nicolas roys

>>150708256
>>150708253
>>150708238
i apologize to all canadians. it was actually a seething american sperging out

>>150708280
You'll never believe this but i dont care

>>150708290
oh we care here tranny btw tiny lost and nyla has aids

>>150708280
For real that's Stephen tier behavior. Copey is losing it.

>>150708302
are you illiterate

>>150708280
kwab

>>150708312
YA I see a story about you sperging out kind of like youre doing right now

>>150708327
dylan absolutely BURIED

>>150708280
What an absolute and total retard, I'd my ashamed if he was with """my""" team. Weird that rest of the Golden Knights fans approve of this kind of behavior

What I know for certain is we don't call them wolfs

>>150708316
seriously though KEK why is he like that

>i know, i'll start acting like an autistic /pw/
>that will get them to stop calling them marners
KWAB

>>150708349
E-God board I'm afraid

>>150708373
No one is impressed by your stupidnfucking wrestling speak you dumb faggot divorced loser

>>150708349
we don't call those that here now

We flush it down here now

>>150708392
someone is absolutely fucking worked KWAWB 1993

>vegas golden marners
>vegas marner knights
Help me decide

>>150708430
Why not both

>>150708430
marner nights is sharper imo

>>150708316
fake little wrestle pussies

>>150708392
bubblin'
wizorked

>>150708451
this reminds me of the events of 04/17/2022

would people stop watching wrestling if the realised it's theatre

>>150708503
say that to my face not online

>>150708500
When that thing happened to you?

>>150708544
when bud1

I'm gonna say it: asians spoons are so much better - makes slurping way easier. There I said it.

>>150708593
slurp this weeb *unzips dick*

>>150708562
Don't be shy we all know what happened to ya bud

>>150708613
*zips it back up*

>>150707978
Have you heard of salary cap, fren

yes hello my avsies

see you retards in 27 days

more like bing bing wahoo softpusylanche

>worked numale seething about calling them marners tries to call others worked
kwab

do those guys at /biz/ actually know what they're talking about?

>>150708778
about one in twenty

>>150708778
what are they talking about?

>>150708735
>>150708745

*unzips ass*

>>150708841
when bud1

>>150708778
Only during the greatest April fools this site has had

>>150708778
No. Just invest in an S&P index

How is copey coping with his mayor sucking canadian dick right now?

>>150708778
Everyone is just trying to pump their stock/cripto

for me? it's hitting my pizza with red pepper flakes and italian seasoninggl go flames

>>150709084
Its the only way to get your money's worth desu

>welcome back

what does Shannon mean by this?

USA is beating Japan at soccer I wonder if Iyo is watching

there is baseball on now and this numale is watching povertyflop instead oh say can you see lmao

Regular season baseball is the most boring shit on the planet

>>150709219
Why is Canada better than the USA at footy

>>150708778
Retard

>>150709264
Canada is 5% white now

>>150709084
For me, it’s dunking my cheese pizza in ranch dressing

>>150709264
indians are superior to hispanics

I went to the mcdonalds beside the bar I used to frequent when I was in my early 20's and there was all these young people hanging out including a couple of young women and now I want to kill myself because I'm not young anymore.

>>150709273
Why is Canada better than the USA at hockey?

>>150709288
Read Buddhism fren

>>150709215
Buy an ad you fat fuck

Penguins aren’t making the playoffs this year

>>150709325
Neither are the >rags

>>150709325
crosby's going to montreal and mackinnon's going to kill himself

>>150709288
I feel the same way when I attend AA meetings, unironically.

>>150709325
I hope Crosby does something retarded to end his career like sign with the Oilers after Mcdavid leaves.

>>150709325
Crosby is never making playoffs again

>>150709290
It’s not

>>150709288
Go introduce yourself. You still got it. Become their friends. Just say you're 19

>>150709325
Just like my dabres
Just like /hoc/'s islanders

>>150709348
thoughts on losing in solo combat to a burrito?

>>150709325
Can Dubas trade rakell, rust, and Karlsson now?

>>150709385
:3

Caps are gonna get swept by the Debbie’s in the first round

Hurricanes will do the impossible and win the eastern conference finals against the panthers

Oilers will get bootyblasted in the first round by kongs

Kongs and canes SCF

>>150709420
>Kongs and canes SCF
Gary loves money too much

Hot take: Sabres/Kraken SCF

Hello miss I am 19 years old and would like you to sit on my face.

>>150709503
oh this nigga got rizz

>>150709485
Flames Habs

IRON LIKE A LION IN ZION
IRON LION ZION

Flames - Blue Jackets

2030, Habs - Sharks

next thread should be one for the Flamiacs we had big news today

>>150709794
kill yourself

>>150709794
I'm on it Flamiac

>>150709809
fuck off you cynical faggot

If it really did come down to these 4 teams, who would win?

Next thread should be Gump Worsley thoughbeit

>>150709866
One of the three mountain chad teams. Probably kraken

>>150709852
make me

>>150709866
In a 4 way red rover match I have the flames

>>150709866
/KRAK/

>>150709894
>calgary
>mountain

>>150709866
The fans :)

>>150709866
flames or krak, depends on how gary feels that day

>>150710005
my backyard

Banff won

>>150710036
yep
surrounded by nothing but vast plain

>>150710005
Flamiacs just have to force themselves into everything.

For me? For me it’s my Montreal Canadiens.

flamiac is a code word for Flames Maniac

>>150710130
Just like how Caniac is code for canes flamiac

flames is a code word for chad. interchangeable terms desu

>>150710142
you misspelled chud*

>>150710142
it's takagi in Japanese

I wish I was a flamiac :(

>>150709866
Habs

>>150710206
I still think about him... was once a great captain of a Canadian team.

>>150710169
Donate blood and you're in.
:)

>>150710255
Flamiacs are vampires?

>>150710289
they certainly suck alright

>>150710349
Jlmi

>>150710289
Flamiacs help those in need - not for personal glory (the title Flamiacs), but because its the right thing to do.

I'm thinking Winnipeg Jets for this next edition of /hoc/.

>>150710381
I'm going to bring garlic and silver when I donate blood just in case you're a vampire

SHANT be making the next thread

it better not be a fucking flames thread

Next thread is gonna _______

>>150710459
suck

new
>>150710469
>>150710469
>>150710469

nice work retards

>>150710485
>>150710486
Exact same second damn

>>150710518
This will divide western Canadian /hoc/ posters for generations.

>>150710518
/hoc/ runs /sp/