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DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

The brown and gold team are losing.

JANKEES LOSE

>>150711935
kys

Vladdy vs Kimblow lets go

dodgers

>>150711935
you mean shit and piss?

memeners will get swept out of the playoffs by the anglels because memeners

>>150712040
i would have sex with this lad

i know the game just started but it's the freaking rockies kek. dodgers win streak goes to 3!

>6.19 era
dodgers about to get no hit

LET'S GO, WHAT A HUSTLE

vlad looks like a lesbian with short hair

Guerrero hustled!

They're hitting some bombs... to the centerfielder.

>>150712074
He drank his vitamins today

>>150712076
sovl

>>150712077
what do the numbers mean

>>150712077
We've lost 12 games in a calendar month. You still can't beat us in the long run.

>>150712076
damn thats beautiful where is that

>>150711949
Finally.

>>150712077
>newfags think this retard just started with the goalpost shifting
pretty sure if you archive it, he has a 170-0 post

>>150712076
also this one

>>150712097
did it tonight :^)

Just fucking end it jays

why even continue at this point? runner at 3rd with 0 outs, it's over

please heine fucking end it

>>150712092
yankees record including post season if they didn't lose another game.

>>150712076
>team is so shit they have amusement park rides to entertain the patrons

Mariners

>>150712107
And that's it. If by some miracle we ever do lose we go on a massive run. Prepare you anus

>>150712121
you never went to one in your whole life

>>150712126
cringe

Jays win! GG Astros, see ya tomorrow

yankeefags thought that was a homerun

Yay jays did it!

fucking hoffman pulls through, whaddya know

KEK TRASHTROS

>astros lost because of former astros
you love to see it

ggs Jays
Abreu melty fucking sucks

>>150711935
Fuck off

HEINY!!!! GG Astros!

What a game!

Newfag here. I have a question. What’s the difference between lining out and flying out?

never let Cal Raleigh become Temu Barry Bonds ever again

>>150712154
angle

>>150712099
Davenport Iowa

>Heineman lost his gold necklace
Lmfao

Heineman LOL what a catchers bod

kino

Props to Kino Falafel for the clutch ribby

would be extremely funny if my doggies blow a no hitter again

>>150712129
But I'm not wrong you beta

jp walkford :)

I like IKF seems like a good dude.

>>150712167
vlad will reimburse him

>>150712144
>straw
>springer
>loperfido
any others?

>>150712188
you've been wrong 64 times :^)

Tigods

Randy bomb

RAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYYYY

Stankees fumbled with releasing IKF kek

Holy shit that robbery from Tatis

BIG
DICK
WILLIE

BIG DICK WILLIE

>>150712201
Yimi García (IL)

>>150711886 (OP)
casual here, do pitchers still get checked for sticky stuff? any ejections for it this year?
also Bauer did nothing wrong

Big Dick Willie!

BIG DICK BACK

>>150712076
pretty kino, a lil corporate tho

They need to offer Randy $100mil/5 yr tonight and it will be a bargain.

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>>150712221
That’s what ur mum said lel

>>150712191
loved him in Pittsburgh, I'm glad he'll get a postseason run this year

productive muncy out

kiss'em tho

no idea who they're spamming about, but given that it's spam, it's likely some doyer (and most of it the same poster)

>>150712204
Not 109 times

>>150712240
IT IS ONE GUY

>>150712241
still 2 1/2 innings left

>>150712131
#ByrbHyep

>>150712248
not all but probably 90%, you've already admitted to using proxies and multiple devices

>>150712216
I love that his name is Yimi

>>150712154
if the only possible way the fielder could've made the catch was if they didn't have to move (infield or outfield), you lined out. If the outfielder fielder could make a catch with breathing room to move, you flied out. If an infielder could've made the catch with breathing room to move, you popped up.

>knuckle curve
What a memer.

SMITH SCORES ON A WILD PITCH :D

KEK ROCKIES

>>150712254
congrats on your win berdbro

doggiedoos on the board

doyers cheating as always
nothing to see here

>>150712274
You too :]

thank god for that wild pitch cause teoscar and cumfarto weren't going to do shit

>Padres struggling to get a hit off the dude with the most HRs allowed in the league
Just infuriating to watch

Hendricks looking good tonight

>>150712290
Padres don't hit HRs. You're 29 of 30 on the HR leaderboard.

>>150712304
If we had Tatis, he could have saved Yamamoto's no hitter.

>poodrepacos thought that was a HR
KEK

wtf why are the giants good now?

>>150712290
I was right, Poodre bats will remain silent all night.

>>150712320
Manfraud and his HAARP machine influences petco park marine layer and gives juiced balls to opposing teams.

>>150712328
kys

>>150712333
trips of truth

>>150712331
Babe, it’s ok. The padres will still make the postseason.
Where’s dinner btw?

If I woke up one day and realized I was a Vtuber fan I’d probably have to kill myself.

we need ben rortverdt "the mastermind" calling every pitch from here on out.

>>150712328
Game isnt over yet. Go watch your own game

>>150712348
virtually, right?

has [your team] won the world series since the invention of the ipad?

GENOOOOOOO

>>150712348
Simply put, I love my oshi and my sports oshi.

>>150712359
yes :)

baseball and non recycled ips

oh fuck

>>150712359
Defending champs

27

>>150712367
Geno Smith?

>>150712328
pedophile moment

Dodgers pitcher Sheehan perfect after 3!

>>150712359
I remember when my friend got an ipad around that time and I aid tablets were just a fad that will never catch on because they are less functional than a computer.

Is kirby even going to come out for the 5th? Assuming he finishes this inning.

>>150712381
I still have a PDA I use :3

baseball

>>150712399
source?

>>150712381
they are still around because they can do everything a pc can do

My berds have not hit a grand slam this season?

>>150712408
I mean, kinda? Everything but worse.

>>150712327
check out the start of the season, this is just a return to form

stealtani

stealtani

mookie slap!

>>150712396
hes not getting out of this shit

Z E S T Y
E
S
T
Y

>>150712418
All of my artist friends own an iPad. They seem to be quite useful for photo editing as well.

FEELIN' ZESTY

well that could have been worse
george is definitely done for the night which isn't good

MOOKIE SLAP!

id only own an iPad if it was running arch

MOOKIE SLAP!

>>150712436
Well they're applebabs so that's not really proof of much. Does anyone except tiktakkers edit video on tablets?

Merrill is so back!

Zesty Buck

rangers win :)

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>>150712451

>>150712398
I used a palm iiic until about 2009. loved that thing for some reason

>>150712418
the tasks that they perform worse arent applicable for 90% of pc users

>>150712328
jinxed it again kek

>>150712459
Fuck, this series is tough gg rangers

NAYLOR BOMB!

i'm erect

gaysconsin kek!!!

>>150712466
Right, because nobody works off a tablet (irony of baseball use ipads granted)

>>150712462
are mv3 back?

>>150712334
Underrated post

the real tragedy is the iPads that all new cars have instead of proper buttons and knobs

Sac fly from Jakey poo :3

>>150712334
This post is just right.

>>150712504
Yes I hate it. It's distracting and less functional.

CT33!!!

6 Ks in 3 innings

>>150712504
bmw entertainment system is all touch now. just a couple years ago they had a smart dial to go with the touchscreen that I use all the time, but not in new models anymore.

jp singleford :)

Sheehan gets guys to whiff on some crazy shit lmao

>>150712489
you can compose an email and take a conference call just fine on a tablet

Randy sac! M's lead 5-3!

RENGIFOOOOOOOOO

four perfect for sheehan

>>150712516
less safe as well
I can reach over and change the song or volume without looking when theres knobs

>>150712527
Email and corporate discord aren't work.

>>150712464
I have one that works and one who tanked a bullet :3 sfar as I can tell they're better than Ipads

>>150712543
you fit into the 10%

T O K A I
E
I
O

TEOOOOOO

teo

TEO

TEO

TEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Teo wasn't shit tonight

>>150712576
Watch your own game poodrepaco

Ah, so Conforto swung at a 3-1 pitch.

>>150712594
ironic

COME ON ROCKIES
TIME FOR A BIG INNINGS ROCKIES

Where has this turd ferguson been?

Please god, allow another no-hit bid for us tonight ;_;

>>150712584
it's still early

shit, let him pitch the 6th

>>150712600
>a big innings
aussiebro.... that's cricket. in baseball, it's just an inning, singular.

>>150712598
:3

>>150712638
hehe

>>150712638
Only matter of time kek

>>150712638
I'd do that too tbf

>>150712594
rent free

>>150712631
that just doesnt sound right

>red sux
>it was a 5-0 lead

>>150712638
still pissed off at her worthless husband letting her do it

Do it Sheehan, do it for us

>>150712650
>63
you changed to a cubs fan?

Guessing red sox calling Early up wasn't late? :D sorry, had to.

5 PERFECT innings from Sheehan, the bid is on for the 3rd time in the past 4 games

five perfect

>>150712649
maybe if you live in upside-down world

>>150712679
if only dodger hitting and bullpen weren't such shit..

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DOZ7nACDCIG/

lol

Last 5 outs have been strikeouts. Give him one more inning

rbitani!

>>150712670
I'm hoping they don't take him out too early heh heh amirite? Heh?

OHTANISAN DAISUKI

rbisingletani

OHTANI :D

RBI singletani

>>150712679
t-third time's the charm!

ribbytani

Red Cux will never know the feeling of having 27 rings

Who watching future hall of famer, Connelly Early in his first game for the Red Sox?

>>150712738
bros got rings so old one of them is a time piece

>>150712711
damn

>>150712745
27. Count em

mookie slap!

>>150712743
>9 Ks through 4 IP
thats pretty good

>>150712745
A watch is cooler and they should bring it back.

i downloaded a 25 minute youtube video for this webm

On a scale of 1 to 10 how scared are mest fans that they are going to miss the playoffs?

I think the Reds/Cards/Jints/Dbacks are all within like 3-4 games now?

>>150712771
the giants will knock them out of the last spot

>>150712757
>>150712743
>>150712716

>>150712767
Pooston can't win without their illegal bats

Sign him.

>>150712738
Is 27 how many minutes that half inning took against the Tigers tonight?>>150712751

Let's go, Mariners.
Also, why would you pull Ferguson after just one inning? It would be nice if we got a few more outs from these guys since we need long relief tonight.
NAYLOR

>>150712790
27 rings STFU.

>>150712767
Clutch God Heiny

>>150712767
hes so happy :D

grow big and strong

>>150712793
If turd looked like that in other games /we/ would be leading the division.

>>150712776
giants starters outside of webb (who isn't even that good) are playing like dogshit though and no way are they going to keep hitting like this

>>150712807
Marijuana is bad for you

Fuck, it's over right as I screenshot it.

>>150712787
Rockies beat the Padres tho

perfect game ended

>>150712771
if the giants and mets can both kick the padres out, that's the petition I sign

>rockies get a hit
and this game is now background noise

fuck you karros! and your son too

>ruined the perfect game
no...

>>150712825
Don’t reply to Alejandro Chikaner

>>150712801
I was watching this during a virtual board meeting I was in. Thank you for beating Houston. Here's a truck.

kek
someone catch it!

fuck you cumfarto

There goes Conforto's 5 year extension

It begins

>>150712827
padres have 99.1% chance
mets have 89.2% chance
giants have 5.9% chance
reds have 3.9% chance

I think only the mets are on the bubble padres are safe

doyerpaco alejandro has arrived

Holy fuck this Reds pitcher is an absolute CHONKER

>>150712852
89.2% is not a bubble it's all but guaranteed as well

>>150712859
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niqrrmev4mA

>>150712859
Still laughing at that dodger that edit anon made kek

ive just called the police
you need to give me your address because theyre going to want it

>>150712863
mets have won like 4 of their last 12 and still have to play texas/padres/cubs, it's fully possible

I think the jints have no shot though they have 7 against the dodgers this weekend

good evening mariners nation

>>150712887
dodgers stink tho

11k Red Sox Record for debut

>>150712889
I'll be taking that.

>>150712887
the odds take everything into account

Battle of mid going on at Oracle Park right now

>>150712896
I know you can't really compare the 2 but Pedro had that many in his Red Sox debut coincidentally at Oakland

>nootbaar
There's no way that's a real player.

CT33 having himself a game.

>>150712861
>strikes out the un-strike-out-able Arraez

>risp
What have you assholes infected us with

NEW

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>>150709442
>>150709442

>xheattle is somehow still winning the division
and all it took was a million astros pitcher injuries

JULIO
NO FUCKING FLY ZONE

>>150712905
that describes all of september for the giants

JJJJJJJJJUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOO

>>150712925
It's gonna be Rangers actually

> Yankees loose a meaningless September game
> /mlb/ celebrates like they won the World Series

GEG

>>150712905
same at petco

>>150712924
we're not even close and we're not using that thread

delusional orel

>12-23 against pitchers +4.54 ERA
that's .342, worse w% against the worst pitchers than white soxs against everyone

>33-24 against <4.54 ERA pitchers
that's better than the best w% blue jays

how do you explain this..

>>150712945
good luck

>>150712967
This is meaningless lol

Hendricks having himself a game too.
I feel like Hendricks would probably be a pretty good pitching coach when he retires.

>>150712967
I'm gonna run some numbers I'll get back to ya.

>150712921
Alejandro, with all due respect to the cosmic dance of human existence, I must cordially invite you to take a bold leap into the realm of self-reflection and, with the utmost fervor, fuck off. Your presence, like a discordant note in an otherwise harmonious symphony, disrupts the flow of goodwill and reason, and it is with a flourish of sincerity that I suggest you explore the vast wilderness of your own ego, far from the rest of us who seek peace in this shared journey.

>>150712970
take the coin flip odds then it's the best you'll get

>>150712919
I didn't know the Reds were letting reddit mods pitch these days

Baseball :)

SAY IT DONNIE!
SAY IT!!!!

>>150713002
why are women such whores

Bleav in Queens

>>150713006
kek chiksaarner KEK

jumbo jack secured

Jumbo Jack secured

>>150713010
to get that baby-making dick so you can be born

I don't care how he does it, anytime Teodosio gets on base is great.

It's crazy how hard the Red Sox got fleeced with the Dustin May trade kek.

Meanwhile, Tibbs III has been blossoming in AA since the transfer.

nuts his ahh!!!

WE JUMBO JACK NOW

>>150713018
and the yumbo yak?

Any Mariners bros got that video of the chick sticking her tongue and gyrating in the first row? It just happened, she was wearing a striped sweater and had a tongue stud.

>>150713018
>>150713023
TIME FOR A MIDNIGHT YUMBO YACK

>>150713032
No I was wondering the same thing.

>>150713032
That was a dude

>>150713036
I wish it came with cheese

>>150713006
no...NO!!!

chikaner got exposed for being brown as shit and now he's seething

KEK HES SEETHING NOW THAT HES BEEN CALLED OUT KEK>>150713006

>>150713038
I'll have to set a reminder and get it when the full game comes up on mlb.tv.

>>150713048
real talk

mleb you cray cray

nice playoff "race" manfred you bum

>>150713062
shut the fuck up sanchez

SAFE
TEO IS TOO FAST DO NOT DOUBT HIM

alright who pressed the alej button?

>>150713057
Based, it's going to get a lot of use.

>>150713071
Better than the predictable NFL

MONCADA
HALOS UP 12-0

I just woke up
How did my Astros blow it in the 9th?

Sheehan's a beast. Unreal outing.

DOYERS starters have been dominant these last 3 games

>>150713091
See: >>150711672

>>150713032
need somebody to get that kek. she wants it

>>150713081
Kek he got exposed again and now he’s seething>>150713006

>>150713096
I've been saying this past month that Dodgers are just saving energy until playoffs. They are reaching NLCS minimum but I expect them to reach the World Series.

>>150713091
abreu served up a meatball to the 5th worst hitter in the league, send him my regards

>>150713071
the season is nearly over it isn't june

>>150713096
last 4 games if we're being honest, Saturday was a freak occurrence

>>150713096
Not having a decent closer is killing them

Just dirty. Filthy. Unclean in the hindu sense.

>>150713103
kek

>>150713126
I think vesia was activated today so there's that

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>>150713110
fuuuck. That Hader injury fucked us

Kansas City just needs to dump these cunts already. The Chiefs are all this town needs.

>>150713100
She is sitting in the diamond club too. You know she's a rich bitch from the Eastside. Probably been to the downtown Kirkland meat market every night for years.

>>150713144
Da Portland Plebs!

>>150713144
MLB could use fewer teams in general, it should be 24 teams

>>150713144
Attaboy post!

>>150713163
12 teams but leave divisions the same

Andy Pages had a prop bet on the O's and made about $20k by allowing that home run Saturday. I hope it was worth it. It was embarrassing and MLB started investigating immediately. He can find a regular job like Clase.

>SOREASS
KWAB

NUKED

>>150713126
Vesia has been solid. Just give him unlimited cocaine

kek poopdres

PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT

KEK POODRES

I fucking hate Suarez man, so predictable. Send his ass to the fucking Bullpen. Actually don't resign him.

Why do the padres keep falling for the Suarez meme?

>Saurez
Unfuckingbelievable

>4-2 reds
Thanks for the update doyer broadcaster

PRRRRRT

>>150713214
they shouldn't even be in the same sentence
t. dodgerchad

>>150713146
lmao spot on. dad is probably some microsoft exec or whatever going home to her familys $8M home in medina or mercer island

FUCK THE PADRES!

>>150713226
You’re right. No one is as bad as Scott
-dodgerfan

>>150713233
kys

vesia gets it done

>>150713233
now here comes the samefag replies telling you to kys

>>150713233
kys

>>150713233
Pls shut the fuck up

>>150713236
>-dodgerfan
kys

kek contrerez

>soreass
kek poodres

>>150713233
BASED
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>>150713251
B A U
A
U

>>150713252
Not an argument

>>150713258
>replying to your own post
Pathetic

go cardinals :D

You idiot, Randy. You do not need to steal there. Just let your guy get a hit.

freddie :)

freddie :)

FREDDIE :)

freddie :)

fweddie :3

fweddie :3

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>>150713278
faggots

A BIG DUMP WAS TAKEN!

>>150713283
ya seethe bitch lmfaoooooo

faggiedoos kek

Let us pray.

How did the Padres get worse. They were good 2 years ago

Well that was absolutely booty cheeks, too bad Padres can't hit HR and do their shitty ass Slapstick Tony Gwynn mentality small meme ball. Also losing to Pagone, absolutely pathetic. Screw you Suarez. Hope you sign with the Dodgers and get TJ over there.

max muncy is fat

No one is noticing the Twins are getting gaped by the Angels

tough luck, poodrebros. there's always tomorrow.

it's over poodrepaco bros..

TEOOOOOO

T O K A I
E
I
O
x2

SIGN. HIM.

>>150713283
(: eidderf
teo :)

teo

teo!

>>150713283
kek seethe bitch

>6 run lead
alright, I think it's safe now

WE'RE SOOO BACK, DODGERCHADS!

LET'S GET COCKY!

>>150713319
Release... 2025 Kirby Yates

>>150713295
This team is so ass. Wasted time watching a mid as fuck game and Saurez goes and blows it in an instant

The sleeping giants Dodgers have finally awoken

>>150713327
no...NO!!!

>>150713295
>>150713306
You don't deserve to play October baseball.

metsfags real quiet

>>150713337
>vs COL

>>150713334
Neither do the d*dgers

Are the Dodgers finally trying?

>>150713324
>>150713329
eh, it is the rockies. still waiting on muncy to get a dinger, that's when I'll know we're back.

>>150713327
no… NO!!!

another W in the books for my jints

gg snek

>My Jints :)
gg Sneks
Cya tomorrow

No really, I'm going to the game :)

LETS GOOOOOOOO WC HOPES ARE STILL ALIVE

gg sneks

never doubted my giants

>>150713352
have fun bro post pics

>>150713352
nice, post pics

>>150713348
STFU BITCH

DODGERS ARE BACK, BABY!

God Abby Labar is so cute

>>150713352
I’m gonna fuck your ass

>>150713352
have fun brother

>>150713352
damn Id go if I didnt work tomorrow :(

>>150713233
kill all pedophiles

THE MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAME
THE MARINERS WIN THE SERIES
gg redberds maybe you let da m's sweep tomorrow?

>>150713363
She looks like she fucks women

here we go MARINERS!

it begins...

>>150713271
Retard thinks god is god is going to save him from throwing meatballs baka

>yates
man this fucker is TERRIBLE

No chance Yates is coming back next year right?

the yates regression is unreal. somehow worse than tanner

imagine thinking a 37 year old reliever was a good acquisition. friedman is a hack.

gg berds see ya tomorrow

We're creeping while Houston is sleeping.

Yates has the face of an alcoholic

jesus christ man

This nigga doesn't even speak English?

holy shit dbros

oh brother this guy stinks!

>>150713403
seasneks sneakin up on ya....

Doyers win!

gg rox
see you tomorrow

GG ROCKS
At least you hit a homerun off of Yates.

Doyers won that game AND that series
gg rox
also thanks winky

DODGERS WIN!!

dryers

GG Cards! See you tomorrow! :)
>Are you not entertained?

GG Twins. We're just trading blowouts I guess. Nice game from Hendricks though. CYA tommorow

Lead back to 2. GG Rocks.

doyers won o algo

gg colorado bros

NEW
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>>150713458
BASED ALEJANDRO!

>>150713461
no still not going there

We're not going to win the division are we Padrebros?

recycle
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>>150709442

>>150713476
Nope.

The Dodgers are back

good game, rocks

Kino catch.

>>150713502
I've seen that one before.

>>150713493
I'm not going to get cocky because it's the rockies, but getting munchy, vesia, and edman back is encouraging

>>150713500
Holy shit did you beat the Rockies for once you faggot ass weeb?

so does that one faggot just keep ban evading or what

migrate >>150709442
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>>150709442

beating the rockies is like winning the world series to doyerpacos

>>150713458
KEK!

>>150713458
lmao

>>150713520
it feels like https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/148878677/#148879314

recycle
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>>150709442

500
alright go >>150709442
>>150709442

>>150713520
>>150713515
See >>150713006

/nu/
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>>150713529

>>150713536
thanks, we'll recycle later

>>150713515
I opened an hours-old thread a couple days ago and a bunch of his old posts hadn't even been deleted. he's coasting when anons don't even report him.

>>150713514
hell yeah, son. gotta beat up on the bad teams

>>150713532
i speak more mexican than a lot of young mexicans here. some get intimidated ;)

YES I KNOW IT'S JUST THE A'S BUT CAN'T THE RED SOX CELEBRATE THEY LET NO RUNS PAST SECOND BASE

BAD IDEA RIGHT

Marry me Abby

>>150713508
He has upgrades.

o kek