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HEADLINES
NFL says Carter's ejection serves as suspension
49ers put tight end Kittle on IR, cut kicker Moody
Watson, amid rehab for Packers, given extension
Dolphins star Hill accused of domestic violence
Steelers to sign Peppers in wake of Elliott injury
Source: Giants' McFadden to have foot surgery
Strange joins Fins days before Miami faces Pats
Massive uptick in NFL kickoff returns in Week 1

Go Rams!
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My Steelers :)

R E F F I E S

What would Jalen Carter do?

'ynthia

superb owl here we come

Rasm 2-0 incoming

I'm here for the AA meeting but the Bills winning was cool.

>>150713154
need those socks removed

>Drinking the alcoholic jew
Shigdigity doo

>>150713175
Rammies

What’s the most forgettable team? I’m gonna say the colts

>>150713176
>Coming to 4chan (an anonymous image board) for an AA (anonymous) meeting

>>150713199
Panthers or jaguars

>>150713199
Its the Titans. Always has been

>>150713125
my fellow alcoholic I just want to say I see you and that we're not gonna live as long as most but we're gonna make it

>>150713199
Easily the tits. Most cazzies remember PeyPey, nobody remembers eddie george air mcnair and the guy on the madden 08 cover.

>fox no longer puts score updates on their broadcast screen, knowing that if people want to see it they’ll just go online
>cbs retards still put a running scoreboard in the top left corner, ruining the results of other games people may want to watch later
God I hate cbs

>>150713199
Fail-cons or Panturds

RW was pretty gud up until he was 32-33 and his wife has just had their 3rd baby (they married 2016 and had kids together born 2017, 2020, and 2023.....more coming in 2026? 2029? Etc?)

But it's been all downhill from there (Broncos, Steelers, Giants) and he turns 37 in November

Billions must drink

>>150713199
It’s funny how every answer is a team from the AFC or NFC south. AFC south as a whole is the most forgettable division

>>150713199
Take your pick of the AFCS

>>150713229
Nobody doubts his peak was elite he just wasnt willing to change with age like other QBs did

Worst part about modern football is when they make the game feed go into a tiny box 1/4th it's original size to show an advertisement or simulcast of another game.

Imagine buying a 75 inch TV to watch football like you're on the field and CBS decides "nah, you're only seeing this touchdown in 20 inches"

It's fucking insanity.

patricks time is over

now is the age of herbie

>>150713217
if I'm out at the bar actually interacting with other human beings I don't want to be glued to my fucking phone, this is a cultural issue and why Euros and Latinos honestly have a better sports experience than us

>>150713232
Would doing away with both divisions improve the NFL?

>>150713241
>he just wasnt willing to change with age like other QBs did
What exactly is going through your mind here? This isn't the NBA

>>150713212
5 days here. I actually feel pretty good.

>>150713229
That was Pete Carrolls team.
Pete brought the energy and RW rode the vibes.

>>150713231
I bought [insert generic locally made Russian sounding rotgut vodka brand name here] don't worry

>>150713259
Over reliance on his athelticism and broken plays.

>>150713199
tardinals. got a literal midget at qb and i somehow still forget they exist every year.

>>150713243
They just started doing that like four or five years ago too. I remember the first few times they did it and people were so mad they were ready to burn down the NFL headquarters but now it’s just accepted

Russell wilson couldn't see above the line of scrimmage and so he had to scramble so much and rely on his feet because he was a small QB.

Kyler Murray does this as well. The only manlet QB that couldn't see past the line of scrimmage that just knew where to put the ball off of gut instinct is Drew Brees.

Idk how drew brees did it.

>>150713246
shocking, the chorgers fan has herpes.

>>150713231
Only the billion that are sophisticated. The unsophisticated shouldnt touch the stuff

>>150713229
>>150713263
Adding onto what this guy said, I find it funny that Geno Smith unironically looked like old prime Russ out there yesterday lmao. The playcalling was smooth, and he benefited greatly from setting up the run and relying on the bootleg and good timing just like the Carroll system has always been.

you guys think we'll see more open palm throws like Tart on Kelce? I mean if they set a precedent of no suspension and you're losing big and get real pissed of, why not?
maybe they didn't want to eject him because the script buff is no longer in effect

>>150713261
keep people around you man you'll be good

>>150713241
nah, he just married Ciara and is raising Future's kids. That was the difference.

>>150713154
I want her to berry my dick

>>150713154
i thought this was a one time thing, does this whore really just dress up like that all the time on that show??

>>150713331
Is Geno is the new prime RW?

When does Bagent start?

>>150713302
He understood coverages and could visualize where the defenders would be. Certain types of "quarterbacks" can't do this.

>>150713373
I mean I wouldn't be surprised if he threw for like 4300 yards. Their RB seems to be a good Josh Jacobs replacement and the D HAS TO be better under Carroll, especially with a premier pass rusher.

>>150713409
If they lose to the raiders I think they at least bench him for a bit

I wish there was r34 for Jags catgirl

>>150713432
And every game before that

>>150713409
Why wont this zestoid realize that he doesnt have to laser beam every throw he makes?

>>150713424
So why cant he do that now? Seems like it would be useful to him still.

what did he say again?

>>150713449
S O F T

>>150713449
Your Faggot brother Travis

>>150713254
Well clearly fox discovered that people don’t want to have game results spoiled for them during the game, either on their own because its easier to broadcast, or they got enough complains that they got rid of it. For some reason CBS didn’t get the memo

>>150713340
Nah, even if it only results in a fine it's really not worth it. Handing the opposing team 15 free yards is never a good thing. You're giving them a nice chunk of field position and a free first down and in any close game that's a potentially damaging outcome. Not to mention it's going to end up costing you money and, while not resulting in an immediate ejection, still puts you on the shit list for the rest of the game and makes it easier to get tossed if anything else happens. It's a lot of downside and all you get out of it is the chance to hit someone's helmet or facemask, which doesn't even really hurt them at all.

It might be worth in specific circumstances like the other night where you just hate the guy so fucking much you can't restrain yourself but in general it's a bad play that mostly benefits the other team

>>150713474
I’d hit that jagussy

>>150713302
first two were high end MLB prospects and Brees probably would have been if he didn't ditch it earlier. manlets have to have a baseball background because conventional football throwing wisdom handcuffs them and they can't throw rigid like that or it's way too easy to defend

>>150713471
>Well clearly fox discovered that people don’t want to have game results spoiled for them during the game
Thats not it. These score tickers have been around for decades and decades now. No one cared.
The truth is NFL games are more accessible then ever before, Fox stopped showing them because they dont want people switching off their network to go watch a more entertaining games elsewhere. It hurts their advertisement money.

>>150713199
whoever you want to pick out as the recent bottom of the wests because practically no one sees these teams outside prime time. afc south does kind of suck but i think combination of the colts fanbase and the houston tv market carries more weight. even with streaming it's hard to believe anyone cares about with either dallas or some stronger east coast team eating up so many 4pm games.

i would like to thank retired NFL journeyman backup JT O'Sullivan for making me feel good about my QB

>>150713539
Luv the QB school desu

>>150713539
NFL Europa Legend

kurt knows ball and Kurt says Caleb is good

end of discussion

>>150713548
How? Tape study is insanely boring

Imagine being such a shitty kicker, you get cut after winning.

>>150713525
Chargers get recognized for simply how little people care about them except San Diego and the moving.
Raiders also do.
Cardinals I remember because of 2008 and being the oldest team

I think my pick still has to be the Titans. I routinely forget about their entire existence despite my Chiefs having multiple high profile playoff games against them in the past and losing to them in an embarrassing fashion yearly.

I'm more likely to remember the Oilers than the titans. And I was barely alive when the oilers last played.

Saints, panthers, colts, falcons, texans, buccaneers, jaguars are all more memorable than the titans. The titans most memorable things lately have been what, derrick Henry and the short time everybody thought vrabel was elite but vrabels is now in patriots which is what people think of when they think of vrabels and king Henry looks better in purple.

The titans most memorable things aren't even associated with the titans

>>150713565
*overthrows you*

>>150713581
Now this is just AFCW football baby

>>150713581
It's fucking over

>>150713565
>QB9 standard scoring
>got the internet "ball knowers" seethin'
>detoilet "defense" about to get flushed week 2

kek based pilot

>>150713199
>>150713575
Yeah it has to be colts or titans, and the titans probably win. They're the ones you always forget when you're trying to name all the teams. The fact that they're not on the west coast or in florida also makes it worse since you don't have like an easy way to remember "okay, Florida has 3 awful teams"

>>150713581
You don't throw picks if no one can catch it.

>>150713569
Its not. Learning the hows and whys of things improves your appreciation of the game as a whole.
Id rather be a high IQ student of the game, than the retarded fat seal who claps his Dorito covered flippers together at the TV every time the talking heads tell you to get excited.
The choice is clear if youre a white man.

>>150713565
What is this autistic rating system?

>>150713606
it seems like what PFF does, that's how PFFs ratings are made

>>150713590
Week 3 cant come soon enough

>>150713605
Appreciate these nuts pseud faggot

>>150713619
didn't ask plus your gay

>>150713606
++,+,0,-,-- is the standard scouting rating system you fucking casual

>terrible accuracy
>can't read the field
>holds onto the ball too long
>takes bad sacks
>nonexistent deep ball
>mental midget

Genuinely what the fuck is Caleb supposed to be good at? Did he meme his way to the #1 pick solely of meme scramble plays?

>>150713637
t. obese seal clapper

i am once again asking if anyone wants to meet up

>>150713645
many such cases

>>150713657
is it okay if I get really gay when I'm drunk?

>>150713645
Arm talent. They thought they could coach up the other stuff

reminder: week 1 proved Patrick Machicken and LaChoke Jackson are behind Josh AllKing

>>150713657
Yea I'll be there to see bro

>>150713668
Go niners btw

>>150713199
Gotta be the Tigers

is spee ready for the manlet coliseum match of the century?

Serious question: what would /nfl/'s reaction be if Buffalo finally did win the Owl? Specifically asking non-Bills fans.

>>150713700
Not something I think about because I know it won’t happen

>>150713697
Kyler is a zesty nigga

>>150713700
I wouldn't be bothered but I'd have trouble believing it.

>>150713700
THE WHITE MAN IS BACK BABY

i need an NFL related file name for this ASAP

Why does Lameme keep choking games away?

>>150713700
why would I worry about something that isn't going to happen?

>>150713728
Because it's funny. The football god like to pick out one player each generation that they're never going to let win the big game. Think of Dan Fouts, Dan Marino, Philip Rivers. Guys who have all the talent in the world but will never put it all together in the playoffs.

>>150713700
Absurd hypothetical, not wasting brainpower on it

>>150713728
15 second rule

>>150713700
I think it would be pretty kewl

>>150713130 (OP)
>Go Rams!
No one says this, fuck you piece of shit

>>150713760
I say it

>>150713722
Macarthy In Chicago

>>150713770
>letting the Bengals start the season 2-0

>>150713761
Based

>>150713722
>JJ McCarthy Debut

>>150713760
They say
>My Rammies :)

DJ Lagway... YOU are a Miami Dolphin! Welcome to the Fins Up Family™!

>>150713722
when you're on the last try for wordle and actually get it

Sneak's Official NFL Power Rankings 2025 - Week 2 Edition!

1. Philadelphia Eagles 31.9 (NC | NC)
2. Buffalo Bills 31.1 (+2 | +2)
3. Washington Commanders 29.3 (+3 | +2.3)
4. Green Bay Packers 28.2 (+5 | +4.8)
5. Los Angeles Rams 28.1 (+2 | +2.3)
6. Baltimore Ravens 27.6 (-3 | -2.3)
7. Tampa Bay Buccaneers 25.8 (+1 | +1.1)
8. Los Angeles Chargers 24.4 (+6 | +5.2)
9. Kansas City Chiefs 24 (-7 | -7)
10. Minnesota Vikings 23.4 (+2 | +2.7)
11. Detroit Lions 22.6 (-6 | -5.5)
12. San Francisco 49ers 20.5 (+1 | +0.1)
13. Cincinnati Bengals 20.2 (-2 | -1.8)
14. Denver Broncos 19.8 (+1 | +1.3)
15. Pittsburgh Steelers 17.9 (+1 | +1.8)
16. Houston Texans 17.2 (-6 | -6.1)
17. Arizona Cardinals 15.9 (+5 | +4.5)
18. Indianapolis Colts 13.9 (+5 | +4.4)
19. Jacksonville Jaguars 13.4 (+5 | +4.4)
20. Las Vegas Raiders 12.6 (+7 | +7)
21. Dallas Cowboys 12.2 (-3 | -2.5)
22. Seattle Seahawks 11.5 (-3 | -2.8)
23. Chicago Bears 10.4 (-3 | -2.8)
24. Atlanta Falcons 10.1 (-3 | -2.2)
25. New York Jets 7.8 (+3 | +2.3)
26. Miami Dolphins 6.8 (-9 | -8.9)
27. New England Patriots 6.2 (-2 | -1.5)
28. Carolina Panthers 4.5 (-2 | -3)
29. Tennessee Titans 4.4 (NC | +0.3)
30. Cleveland Browns 3.1 (+2 | +1.8)
31. New York Giants 2.2 (-1 | -0.6)
32. New Orleans Saints 1 (-1 | -1.3)

my packies :)

>>150713817
>Redskins that high
>Rasm that high
>Buccaneers that high
>Chefs that low

>>150713817
>2.3
Do your metrics allow for negative scores?

Im feeling a little too damn nicey right now. I gotta just come out and fucking say it!

HOW CAN HE SLAP???!!??

>>150713130 (OP)
Shit thread
Shit team
Shit OP

>>150713817
Commanders barely beat a hapless giants team and jalen got hurt the 1st half

>>150713839
FUCK NIGGERS

>SAS has the ratbirds at number 4
Is everybody seriously this retarded? The bills didn’t win because Allen is clutch, they won because of Harbaugh’s good graces. He literally let them stroll in and by just one point no more. Lameme and the gang only played the first half of the game. There’s no team out there that stands a chance, except my eaglies of course.

>>150713858
>The bills didn’t win because Allen is clutch
Guess all those clutch throws he made before the half and at the end of the game dont count to the Groidnig mind.

>>150713858
>they won because of Harbaugh’s good graces

What point do you think you're making? Is Harbaugh not going to be coaching the team for the rest of the season?

>>150713849
Many are saying this

I have never met a non trashy eagles fan rich or poor white black Asian. Just seems to attract the worse people possible. You’ll find trash in the middle of Canada being eagles fans.

>>150713826
Yes.

>>150713827
Nope. The highest a team can have is 32 and the lowest a team can have is 1 (which the Saints have right now).

>>150713850
Commanders never looked like losing that game.

I tell ya what...... the white man below me? he's about to put the entire THREAD on notice. everyone get a load of this

Asshole above me

>>150713876
Russel got 7 tries at the 3 and couldn't put it in hes complete trash

>>150713884
Very unimaginative and low IQ. You had a chance to make a high effort shitpost that could've killed some sides. You blew it by having no creativity

I'm I the only person who thinks people are massively overreacting to the Lions loss? If their redzone offense didn't turn to shit every drive they would have probably won the game.

>>150713211
That’s why you have to remember them

>>150713900
just wait until they get bootyblasted by the bears

>>150713900
Its not an overreaction. I called this months ago. You cant just completely gut your coaching staff on both sides of the ball and not miss a beat with a head coach that only brings rahrah shit to the table.

>>150713914
They quit on Campbell his shits annoying af and they ran through brick walls for his staff not him

>>150713900
Eh the run game couldn't do shit and Goff had to constantly check it down. That Gibbs run where he lost 5 yards trying to do too much was painful. I'd say the main positive were no major injuries and the TeSlaa catch. That boy gonna be special

>>150713893
Like I said, Commanders never looked like losing.

>>150713916
>They quit on Campbell
This didnt happen.
What is happening is Lion fans are seeing in real time that the NFL has changed into a much more technical and tactical sport, and you cant just grug your way through other teams like its the 1970's anymore.

>>150713914
The Eagles won the super bowl last year and they lost Kelce and both coordinators that season.

>>150713927
I guess its a good thing that they have a puppet master giga kike as their GM who runs everything like a Swiss watch.

i like and respect many jews

>>150713939
Kikeoid claws scraped out this post.

i dislike and distrust many jewish people

>>150713949
As you should.

>>150713900
It seems like a lot of people want to see them cast back into the pit but splitting staff with a division rival and having it end terribly for both fits the histories of both franchises perfectly 2bh.

Is a runningback slipping on turf because of rain forgivable?

>>150713996
>Bustin Slippy
Almost as bad as Darren McFalldown

>>150713154

What's the over/under on Lions OC John Morton getting fired by week #8 (bye week for the Lions)?

>>150713996
Is the NFL responsible for seeding clouds to thwart the RAIIIIIIIIDAHS?

>>150713199
>What’s the most forgettable team? I’m gonna say the colts

Texans and Cardinals also.

>>150714008
McFadden was good, just injury prone

He said it AGAIN
wtf xisters?!?!?!?!?!?! i am so triggered!

>>150714018
Also had the habit of stumbling all over himself constantly

>>150713949
you are based

>>150714012
He only had two bad plays that game and he had his first TD

>>150713231
Wine pairings for NFCE teams
>Commanders
Rioja Gran Reserva, another old, famous and cheap addition to your exciting collection
>Giants
Riesling, overpriced undrinkable swill but outside of New York it’s some of the best shit on the planet
>Dallas
Napa Cab, apparently it used to be good but nobody under 30 can confirm this
>Eagles
Ace of Spades Champagne was the locker rooms drink of choice after the owl

>>150713237
>>150713393
>>150713435
>>150713474
>>150713770
>>150713811
>>150713880
>>150713910
built for hung BBC (big Bronco Cock)

why is it always Rams fans?

>>150714038
Commiefornia

>>150714038
LA affect. Dodgers and Lakers fans are violent. But LA Raider games at the memorial coliseum were a different story..

>>150714044
>affect
Fuck im retarded. I’m meant *effect

>/nfl/ nonstop seething over rams fans
But we don't exist right

>>150713409
>When does Bagent start?

2024 Caleb: Completion rate 62.5% Interception rate 1.1%
2023-24 Bagent: Completion rate 66.2% Interception rate 4.1%

But Bagent is White and thus is more likely to understand Ben Johnson's methods.

>>150714063
Williams just took a sack every time a play didn't develop perfectly last year so his int rate was low

Why are teams shoehorned into drafting these mid QBs at the top of the draft?
Over half the time the QB is out of there in three (4) years.

>>150714084
They’re at the top of the draft for a reason.

>>150713996

NFL needs to mandate all stadiums be domed.

Rasm got the genny malding they just cant stand the heat

Dick butkus

>>150714088
nah

>>150714092
Yea

>>150714044
Clippers games are chill

>>150714095
Nobody gives a FUCK about the Clippers lol

>>150714094
Domebabbies struggle in the playoffs too often for that to happen.

>>150714107
Levels out the playing field then if everyone gets to struggle under a dome

>>150714122
And make everyone play in a gym? It’s an outdoor sport if anything NFL should ban roofs

>>150713900
>I'm I the only person who thinks people are massively overreacting to the Lions loss?

Lions should have considered that Ragnow might retire, Glasgow is getting old and will retire after this season and moving him to C didn't help and while Goff is very accurate and something like the 5th best QB vs pressure, if the Oline fails and there's no available pass, he's got cement shoes and can't escape and make something of the play.

Hiring Morton as OC was clearly a mistake, he was only with the Lions for one year back in 2022 and doesn't know what he's doing. Meanwhile, former coordinator Tanner Engstrand was with the Lions for the last five years and has been suggested as Ben Johnson's heir apparent, was somehow allowed to go off to the Jets as their OC (where he did quite good in the first game with Bust'n Fields as his QB).

Hutchinson still getting double/triple teamed and the Lions bizarrely didn't resign Za'Darius to help out, despite him going to the Eagles for just $9 million on a non-guaranteed contract.

>>150714127
Hockey is an outdoor sport yet everyone plays in domes and nobody complains. Times change gramps that all might have been fun when it was plumbers and mailmen beating each other to death Spirit of Competition means equitable outcomes for all where billions of dollars are spent chasing that extra edge.

>>150714141
>hey dome teams suck so let’s mandate everyone else suck too so it’s fair
anti-pussy faggot. if you want to do something good maybe push to ban artificial turf since its proven to increase injury risk

>>150714141
Half the NHL can’t maintain ice rinks outdoors.

>>150714149
>I want the game to be unfair
You dont value competition. Might as well give every team a special win condition for their home field. You want an entertainment product.

>>150714162
And half the NFL dont habe the conditions to reliably train in snow

>>150714149
>ban artificial turf since its proven to increase injury risk

>>150713996

>>150713199
chargers

>>150714164
>the weather is unfair
should Tennis mandate Wimbledon and Roland Garros install hard courts too?

>>150714175
Tennis players dont play in blizzards and hailstorms

>>150713876
It was a 1 score game with under 5 minutes left in the 4th.

>>150714177
But football players do, so what’s your point?

Official /nfl/ power rankings:
1. Packers
2. Eagles
3. Bills
4. Ravens
5. Rams
6. Chargers
7. Commanders
8. Chiefs
9. Buccaneers
10. Lions
11. Broncos
12. Steelers
13. 49ers
14. Bengals
15. Colts
16. Jaguars
17. Vikings
18. Cardinals
19. Seahawks
20. Texans
21. Raiders
22. Falcons
23. Bears
24. Cowboys
25. Jets
26. Patriots
27. Titans
28. Browns
29. Giants
30. Saints
31. Dolphins
32. Panthers

There aren’t multiple AFC teams in the top 5

>>150714203
>2. Eagles
People are too high on the Eagles.
They were two plays away from being two plays away from losing to the Cowboys.

>>150714084
Coaches that don’t want to get fired. Usually a tackle isn’t going to keep your job.

>>150714213
Who else would you put there? Don’t list the Ravens or Bills who couldn’t defend a parked car.

>>150714216
That's true but taking an Anthony Richardson because he might have talent despite not playing a full season in /cfb/ is ridiculous.

>>150714161
Mahomesian

>>150714213
The rankings are a composite of last year+offseason+week 1.
Eagles won against a division rival and are the reigning champs. Nothing in the game implied they took a huge step back, Dak was just playing above his usual. Only reason they got jumped was Packers got a huge FA signing then completely dominated the prior conference #1 seed. When you go in and embarrass an ostensibly good team it is a boost. Barely beating a mediocre team isn't necessarily a detraction

>>150714222
I concede.
Trips of truth has convinced me.

guess what happened on this throw

>>150714235
>Nothing in the game implied they took a huge step back
Did you see Adoree Jackson and the Dline? Granted, Carter was out but they really looked weak until the weather delay screwed with both teams.

>>150714201
>But football players do, so what’s your point?

Sometimes and only because a handful of teams have obsolete open stadiums.

>>150714249
>granted this huge anomaly
...anon. Is Jalen Carter out for the year?

>>150714201
My point is that it is a professional sport that rakes in billions of dollars and should be subjected to standardized presentation to ensure the highest competition possible at all times. I get neanderthals wanting to hoot and holler about "muh real football" cause they grew up on NFLFilms seeing players have no other choice but to tough it out but we have technology, data and science now to ensure that players can always be at peak preformance and that includes the stadiums they play in. Crying about a REAL unfair advantage to a players body that also hamstrings the actual way you play the game because you like the comfy feeling it gives your snatch when you watch it on your tele is childish, pedantic thinking. At the highest level you need to be able to prepare for anything. Not being able to properly condition yourself for unpredictable weather patterns cheapens the product ultimately cause you can never be sure that the outcome wasnt decided by an external force.

>its apart of football chud
Show me in the rulebook. It was played that way back then cause they HAD to, you can even go back to those older players they didnt like playing in those adverse conditions at all. Its not good for the actual competition of the game.

But yeah its fun to watch the fuckery. But it IS fuckery. And wanting fuckery in your game means you dont actually want an equitable outcome you want to watch a movie.

The elevation difference across stadiums is unfair. New Orleans needs to build a tower platform underneath the field to raise the elevation to the league average. By the same coin, Denver must dig 1000s of feet down into the Rocky Mountains bedrock and install humidifiers as well as run diesel engines to emit air pollution within the stadiums to ensure the LA Rams players and coaches perceive no differences in temperature, atmospheric pressure, humidity or air quality from their home stadium in Glendale.

>>150714277
Sorry, Inglewood*

>>150714277
>as well as run diesel engines to emit air pollution within the stadiums to ensure the LA Rams players and coaches perceive no differences in temperature, atmospheric pressure, humidity or air quality from their home stadium

Fucking kek

>>150714277
You can train for elevation you cant train for blizzards and subzero temps in Arizona.

>>150714294
@grok how far is Flagstaff from Tempe?

Subjective post-week 1 rankings. Putting Ravens above Bills because the Bills needed to get incredibly fortunate AT HOME. Plus Boss looked washed as fuck…also putting Queens in the top 10 because the 4th quarter Monday showed they have elite team qualities. And even though the Steelers defense struggled, I expect them to eventually be dominant like they were last year.

1. Eagles
2. Ravens
3. Bills
4. Packers
5. Chargers
6. Rams
7. Commanders
8. Steelers
9. Chiefs
10. Vikings
11. Colts
12. Buccs
13. Broncos
14. Jets
15. Jags
16. Niners
17. Raiders
18. Cowboys
19. Falcons
20. Cardinals
21. Bengals
22. Lions
23. Texans
24. Bears
25. Seahawks
26. Browns
27. Saints
28. Pats
29. Titans
30. Giants
31. Panthers
32. Dolphins

>>150714277
>>150714302
>>150714308
Your the reason why the NFL will continue to be labeled an entertainment product and not a real sport

I just can't stop thinking about fucking Caleb bussy I am not even gay but there is just something about hearing his voice wimpier and moan while he pushes it back on me, hes sweaty back twitching every time my cock hit his prostate. I not a Bears fan but just seeing my white cock in his juicy booty is on my mind all the time.

>>150714313
Says the retard that wants the sport played indoors so his teams NBA ass offense won’t get nerfed by the weather

>>150714322
Zoomer making himself look dumb, painful

>>150714322
>says the patrician who wants the highest level of competition and the mechanics of the actual sport being played to not be impaired by external forces
Fix'd

what if the NFL played naked?

>>150714335
It would be extremely gay

>>150714335
Go to bed Caleb

>>150714335
>>150714340

Are you guys old enough to remember the LFL?

>>150714312
>Lions at 22
>Vikings at 10
Lol. Flip those and the list might begin to resemble something serious

>>150714318
Why are you fantasizing about contracting AIDS?

>>150714340
>cant see a penis without thinking about gay sex
anon... are you gay???

>>150714358
Yup

>>150714331
>uhh ackchually chud my teams air raid 5 wr set offense is the highest level of the sport and that’s not possible in most outdoor settings.

Chiefs bros... we have to pray the team comes back from this
they can't lose the division this way
you do not want a pre tart slap era, and a post tart slap.

It might be the hardest fight of Mahomes career but we have to hope it happens. The chargers cannot be allowed to win

>>150714376
it is. What are you going to do now?

Just woke up with an epiphany. I can't believe it, but this just might be the worst fucking QB play I have EVER seen.

If the highest level of competition occurs in a dome how come we’ve only had two different dome teams make a combined 3 appearances and a losing record in the Super Bowl since 2010?

>>150714399
They werent the right type of dome. They needed to be speherecial. Next question

>>150714395
dude is straight tweaking on the joystick at 0:45, he should switch to runningback

>>150714391
Remind me which team holds the single postseason record for offensive yards and points?

>>150714395
Is there a QB in the NFL right now that has worse vision and accuracy than Gayleb?
This is egregious

>>150714416
@grok answer this mans question please

>>150714418
he can't see well with all of the man-cum and nail polish blocking his view.

>>150714416
>yeah, but
kwab

>>150714450
>why do the reffies hate me personally?
>t.

>>150714399
Rams fans believe Goff would’ve beat Brady if their stadium in LA had a roof, and the dome was the only thing separating LA from the worst offensive performance in a Super Bowl ever and a ring.

>>150714416
TRVKE

I expect nothing less than a brutal raping against the browns on Sunday. None of that running down the clock pussy shit. At the 10 second mark the king better be making his 8th touchdown for a total 400 rushing yards.

>>150714395
the ground was wide ass open on all those plays and you want gayleb to just ignore him?

Niners are so lucky they won game 1 they had no business winning that game

>>150714418
Anthony Richardson

>>150714498
trvke

Announce Denzel Ward to the Eagles

>>150714038
imagine getting some sloppy toppy from that bitch with a face full of blood

>>150714031
afcw?

>>150714572
>blows a 17-point lead

>>150714604
>still loses
kwa>blackqb

Bills

Ills

what team is getting ass raped this week?

>>150714604
I still think if you put Dak on a team less retarded than the Cowboys he could at least get them to the Owl.

>>150714658
packturds

>>150714624
Schedule babbies

>>150714566
>Raiders
Merlot, hated by the industry for no legitimate reason
>Chargers
Supertuscan, sure it’s good but you known it’s wasted money that should’ve been spent on Bordeaux or Brunello
>Chiefs
Sauterne, objectively outstanding but only locals and undiagnosed personality disorders unironically consume it regularly.
>Broncos
Natural wine, fans are so numb to consuming mouse shit for such a long time I’m starting to question if it’s really worth it.

Bakey Makey

Are the 9ers already done?

>>150714758
>Bryce above anybody but maybe Pooa
PFF is a joke

$55M/yr btw...

>>150713839
>The next HC of the New York Football Giants

>>150714788
y-yeah but they are PROs!

Bills Broncos AFCCG

Franchise

>>150714426
The 2009 New Orleans Saints hold the NFL single postseason record for offensive yards with 1,589 yards over three games. The 2000 St. Louis Rams hold the record for points scored in a single postseason with 135 points over three games.

>LAUNCH THE TAYLOR NOW!
Why did Goodell do it?

>>150714867
Both of which will be outdone by the Ravens. Unfortunate that it ended in a bowl loss.

>>150714867
The Eagles literally just scored 145 points in their most recent playoff run

Wait...they won, why did the 9ers release their kicker?

Make a superbowl prediction entirely off this subset of data

>>150714053
I think the seething is mostly geared towards cholo fans in general, something West Coast football teams seem to have a problem with.

>>150713229
>russlel

Imagine rooting for a team that isn't leading their division.

>>150714905
Didn’t look at the data, Eagles or Packers ass rape whatever overrated fraud comes waddling out of the AFC.

Is this a cry for help? Is it the media? The pressure? Being on the bears?

>>150714927
I can probably count on one hand the number of weeks >my team has led their division in my lifetime. Two hands at most.

Bills D is still ass so they still aren't beating the Chiefs in the playoffs.

>>150714932
just burn the whole city down
chicago produces nothing but problems

>>150714953
>just burn the whole city down
they tried that once, but the infestation survived.

If your city has a black mayor it should be nuked.

It's crazy how in his first ever game JJ Mccarthy showed a clutch gene that Love and Caleb haven't shown in their combined 3 years of starts.
Goff has shown it sometimes (Texans game last year) but is usually a choker

>>150713671
Kek

>>150714990
Something something melanin.

>>150714990
Needing to be clutch against the bears in the firdt place is a bad sign. This vikings team made made fucking shartnold look elite

>>150715005
$55M/yr....

whitesisterz, we feasting on dat regular season

>>150715005
First nfl start ever, of course he had jitters, LT was also out and Jefferson + Thielen had multiple uncharacteristic drops.
But it allowed him to show that he has the it factor of both nfl leadership and the clutch factor that it takes to be elite. Jordan Love has a never had a 2 score comeback in his entire tenure (besides the 2023 saints lol) for a reason, he is not a clutch QB. He's the opposite, with multiple times having let other opposing teams come from behind and beat him, such as the 49ers in the playoffs

Remember how clutch the vikings were with Cousins in one score games only to get bounced by Danny Dipshit?
>>150715005
That too
Kek

What's more important, protecting the QBs blind side, or protecting the QB from the other teams best pass rusher? In today's NFL those are two different positions unless your QB is a southpaw

just glad my bronkies won and the mutt is 0-1.

>>150715042
>yeah, but!
kwaseethingpackturd
$55M/yr, btw.

>>150715042
Kirk was a regular choke artist and 9 times out of 10 when the other team got an early 2 score lead it would snowball into a 4 or 5 score loss for the Vikings.
He also famously was bad in prime time. Meanwhile JJ had one of the best QB debuts of the last several draft classes on Monday Night Football

>>150714932
I was wondering why his finger nail paint job looked shitty on Monday

>>150715033
You're high on JJ after that shit show vs the Bears? It's not going to get any easier

THE CHIMP IS HERE

>>150714976
If you voted for a pedophile you should kill yourself

>>150715081
You are boring.

>>150715081
>not liking teen pussy

Faggot

>>150715081
anyone who has ever voted has voted for a pedo

>>150715075
What's going on here?

>>150715075
What's the story with the big head flower?

>>150715091
I fuck women. Thanks for admitting it takes a little girl for you to feel big.

>>150715078
JJ is only going to get better.

>>150715102
I don't know but I'm trying to imagine a guy I know doing that. Even the friends I've had in life that are completely gay now (I can think of 3 off top of my head posting pics on FB all the time), I can't imagine them doing a flower on their head like that

>>150715081
>t. voted for kid-sniffer joe

>>150715045
Blind side, because you aren't gonna put your best tackle in motion depending on where rusher lines up anyways. Qb should notice the rusher in front of him and dump the ball.

>>150715124
>t. Voted for child rapist daddy Donny

Tell me, if you replace Peyton Manning with Daniel Jones is he still Peyton Manning?

>>150715128
>n-no u!
kwalibtard. Anyways, who is ready for week two of NFL football?

Is daddy going to bring his child sex slaves to NFL games like he did at the US Open?

oh, xhe is boilin' this morning...

>>150715133
Harrison Butker might get jealous

absolutely boilin'

>>150715154
How’s his hammy?

>>150715161
Charlie Woerner? Probably ok. I dunno.

the last time he was completely healthy he was competing with CMC for OPOTY

they dumped the Gatorade at the before the two minute warning

>>150715102
It'd be interesting too see how Chicago's vast gay community takes all this (Boystown Chicago is first officially recognized gay village in the United States and Chicago's Andersonville neighborhood, known for its historic architecture, and bustling main street, has one of the city's largest gay and lesbian communities, second only to Boystown)

>Bills won 3 days ago
>still hungover laying in bed all day working on the next hangover

>>150715186
>Charlie WHOner
Another year of prime Bosa down the drain

>>150715193
You know a lot about gay stuff.

>>150715092
I only vote for myself though

>>150715116
Doesn't necessarily work that was. Mac Jones' best year by far was his first year in the NFL and hasn't been as good since

>>150715199
Kamala?

>>150715206
He’s deeply closeted.

>>150715220
>packturd is so flustered about JJM, he's rushing his sentences and making retarded typos
kwapackturd

>>150715206
We can start learning about M/m oral and anal together after our first date

>>150715224
Nah it’s Pete, would explain the bender he’s been on with all the war shit

>>150715206
Indirectly. I love traps and spend most of the day gooning on r/onlyifshespacking

>>150715239
Oh I’ve read about that on the Bills subreddit

>>150715229
I can't have a reasonable conversation without you chimping out and thinking Packets fans are out to get you? I have no business in the NFC North, just an NFL fan. You need to relax

As for JJ McCarthy, I was one of the few arguing in his favor before the draft so I'm more OG of a JJ fan than you are, but I'm not going to jump to any conclusions on him until he builds some sort of sample size worth looking at

>>150715220
Mac Jones was a game manager his first year, followed by the Pats losing several pieces. He also was never developed aw a talent.
I know you're nervous, but it's gonna be okay, your team only has to lose to JJ twice a year, there's 15 other NFL games for them to play every year :)

>>150715263
Remember when /sp/ said Mac Jones was better than Hurts?

reminder: caleb only had some bad throws because he got hit in the arm

>>150715274
>gayleb and love are always "sick" or "hurt" when they suck ass
Kwab fanbases

I think Purdy is out and Mac Jones is starting for the 49ers this week

>>150715255
>I was one of the few arguing in his favor before the draft

Same. He was my favorite QB in last years draft class and I kept saying he’s the guy I would draft if I was a GM. Mostly because I watched a bunch of Michigan, Penn State, and Washington State games that year and Michael Penix was dogshit, and Drew Allar is still in college. And I saw enough to know I HATED Caleb “Faggot” Williams

>>150715274
>He's got da arm flu n sheeit

>>150715310
Do they inject the players with HIV when they move to San Fran? Why is their team always dropping like flies

>>150715300
Caleb has some serious accuracy issues on Monday that was never one of his issues before, so makes sense

Several of those bad passes were tipped at the line which could be on Caleb

at least tua has a caddy gig lined up at a racist golf club after the dolphins cut him.

Jalen Carter is a menace, if he was my teammate i would be one of those guys who always laughs at his jokes and tells him he is right

>>150715333
The accuracy issues were because he was trying to throw in rhythm and trying to progress through reads under center, which he was never good at in college. He wasn't asked to do that last year, but Ben Johnson is asking him to do that because if you never learn to be a pocket passer your ceiling is going to be around Kyler Murray. Caleb also just isn't a good passer of the ball while under pressure

Josh Allen ended racism.

ive been sober almost a year but suddenly want to drink again

dumb fuck toxins are going to david carr stroud because they can't build an o-line to save their lives

>>150715356
And Bo Nix is bringing it back

>>150715316
For me, it was watching a film study on Caleb showing all these great strengths but the conclusion was throwing with anticipation is something he didn't show much of, and the guy doing the film study said throwing with anticipation is the #1 thing you need to make it at the next level

Then I saw on piece on JJ McCarthy ESPN focusing just on how well he throws with anticipation, throws people open, throws it were he knows his guy is going to be even though he's nowhere close to being there when he lets it fly

As for JJ's game vs Bears
His first TD was easy, he just threw it straight line straight in front of him to an open Jefferson

Second TD he had to throw to the right corner and was pretty good

As for wheels, Caleb was the one that showed off impressive wheels on Monday, more impressive than we knew he had. Not sure about JJ as a runner yet

>>150715255
>Packets
retard

>>150715368
You're a loser for stopping in the first place

>>150715394
It's called autocorrect and typing on a tiny cellphone keyboard while walking around
You might want to get with this century

>>150715406
>making excuses for being a retard

>>150715386
Oh yeah and I haven't got to watch JJ's pro day yet to see what his arm range is.

>>150715419
Buddy I have a PhD on English, I'm good with typing like shit on a.

>>150715431
cellphone while doing a early morning walk.

Gay Allen
Tua Gayvailoa
Gayke Maye
Gayin Fields
Gaymar Jackson
Joe Gayrrow
Joe Gaycco
Aaron Gaydgers
C Gay Stroud
Gayniel Jones
Trevor Gayrence
Gay Ward
Bo Gay
Patrick Mahomo
Gayno Smith
Justin Gaybert
Dak Gayscott
Russell Gayson
Gaylen Hurts
Gayden Daniels
Gayleb Williams
Jared Gay
Jordan Manlove
Gay Gay McCarthy
Michael Penis Jr
Gayce Young
Spencer Gayttler
Baker Gayfield
Gayler Murray
Matthew Gayford
Brock Gayurdi
Sam Gaynold

>>150715386
>His first TD was easy, he just threw it straight line straight in front of him to an open Jefferson
While true in that it was just a bullet pass, it was both a tight window throw with a rusher closing in (JJ actually gets stepped on when throwing the ball there, which is why he swings out a bit weird) and it was a throw showing off his cannon of an arm. A very Elway type laser.

Sure is fun being a Packers fan lately. Can't wait for the game tomorrow. Ought to be a blast.

>>150715452
Green Gay lol

>>150715450
Was an easy mid range throw to a wide open WR cutting across the middle of the field. That as easy as you get. Any high school QB can do that
As for cannon arm, yeah that throw was not that

>>150715206
I'm Gen Alpha, they have been teaching us about this stuff since I was 7.

>>150715452
I'd be pretty spooked by the Redskins desu. They're no joke

>>150715469
>wide open
Open, not wide open. It was absolutely a tight window.
>that throw was not that
Warch the 22

>>150715556
Ravens about to lose lol

>>150715527
Lmao why don’t you go find out which of Trump’s national guard troops is fucking your wife tonight pal.

>>150715556
Whats his problem

>>150715576
I'm one of the like 50% of NFL watchers who turned off the game at half time and woke up shocked the Bills won

>>150715584
I was right here posting in this general laughing at the ravens and the sub-continent of Africa

>>150715581
I'm not even a Washington fan, I just think they're a good team

>>150715325
terrible strength and conditioning, signing generally injury prone/old players, and apparently too a lack of static(sitting) stretching as a team.

>26-2 in high school
>27-1 in college plus natty victory
>1-0 in the NFL
To be a KANG, is to be a winner. Simple as.

>>150715594
Based Jalen Hurts enjoyer

>>150715594
The true successor to Brady has arrived, to reclaim the mantle of GOAT for the white QBs

>>150715594
I love my vikies and I love my future Brady 2.0! Pic related is also a new wholesome addition to my vikies!

Good guys:
Justin Herbert
Jalen Hurts
JJ McCarthy
Josh Allen
Joe Burrow
Jayden Daniels
Jared Goff
Jordan Love

Bad guys:
Dak Prescott
Patrick Mahomes
Kyler Murray
Bryce Young
Aaron Rodgers
Caleb Williams
Russel Wilson

My hypothesis is that we should support QBs with J names

>>150715646
What about Jo Bix?

>>150715646
>Joe Namath
>Joe Montana
>Jeff George
>Jesus Shuttleworth
Checks out

>>150715633
Al horford doing anything besides signing with my warriors

>>150715745
that's actually kuwait amusing

Reminder that passing yards are not a quarterback stat.

>>150715779
>Passing stats from 1998-2002 vs 2020-2024
Nobody will be in the hall of game because nobody runs like Barry Sanders

Games to watch this week:

Packers Commanders
Chiefs Eagles

The rest are fillers

I hate TNF

>>150713722
Wtf is this real???

>presented by YouTube
I'm so confused about the YouTube games. Some are on Fox and some are on the Season Pass? It's confusing. I miss the simplicity of the streaming sites.

>>150715814
its nice to have games mid week but they're generally worse quality they really ought to just stagger the games Sunday so we can see them all

>>150715840
Yeah, teams always play noticeably worse on Thursday. I think Packers-Commanders is a great matchup, but I think it'll look sloppy because of TNF
This is why the NFL should be allowed to play on Saturday

>>150715831
I'm pretty sure most of the presented by YouTube games are just sponsorship bullshit, like this replay brought to you by natiowide

>>150715646
I support Joe Flacco in all of his endeavors because he's ELITE

>>150715646
Jaxson Dart soon

The second the pick six happened, I said to my dad "The Kangz'll win, they always do."

>>150715469
If you watched the Manningcast they both called out how that was a veteran throw because of where he placed it. Low and on the money in heavy traffic. Only ball-knowers know you keep the ball low at the front of the end zone. Great throw.

>>150715862
>muh college ball
>muh semi pro league
I'll never understand that. Maybe too many on one day would oversaturate the market? idk football is just fun to watch all day so I don't get not having it literally dominate an entire day. Redzone is dope for sure even with the recent jewing. I got the Skins narrowly losing to the pack though I hope they pull it off. Or maybe not so the pack can think they're good til the playoffs and still go out in the first round lmao

>>150716002
lmao what a shitter, how much did the vikes lose by?

>>150716015
My Packies will completely shit stomp them

>>150715527
Too early in the season to let any team or single game spook you. If your team starts 4-4 or better, it's still in contention. Single games don't really matter much until November.

>>150715556
Bungles only had 7 total guards in the 2nd half

>>150715823
Jerry is the curse

>>150716019
Vikings own the division and you know that.

Bears bros... how can one man keep fucking our bussies so rough?

>>150716045
Who else are you going to start?

>>150716007
Yeah, it's so stupid. The idea is "muh anti-trust" but it's not like the NFL dominates the market because they're breaking the kneecaps of high school games. They dominate because they're the best version of football.
>I got the Skins narrowly losing to the pack though
I'd believe it, but I have my Skins winning narrowly. I don't think the Packers are as dominant as week 1 looked, I think the Lions just regressed that hard. Detroit wasn't doing anything daring in their passing game and their run game was hamstrung by the o-line changes. And yeah, Micah Parsons is a big deal, but >we are already used to seeing him twice a year in a system he's fully integrated with. I think Parsons will make an impact at the start of the game, but he should be dealt with by halftime

>>150716035
>he's serious
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Vikings vs Falcons is an underrated Sunday Night Football matchup

>>150715981
I make those throws in Madden all the time. I have a very high football IQ. I could probably play QB in the NFL right now desu.

>>150716092
>Caleb JJ prime time
>JJ Penix prime time
Why is "PLEASE CHECK OUT THE 2024 QB CLASS" the story Goodell is going with? Surely the Super Bowl rematch is a better game

>>150716019
>NFC North

>>150716098
Can you run the tush-push in Madden?

>>150716105
It's actually a hood QB class that's why. It would be retarded not to promote them.

>>150716088
Minnesota finished 3 games ahead of Green Bay last year and only got better. Cope / seethe / dilate.

Vikings bros we are so fucking back

>>150716111
>a hood QB class
And there it is

>>150716105
Nix daniels snf will be good though

KANGZ

NFC football fans in general are incredibly fucking annoying considering the only actual competitor in that conference is a team with a game manager at quarterback.

>>150716117
GayGay McFarty looked like complete shit for most of that game. You really think LaFleur and Jeff Hafley are going to let him get settled? Packers are going to score immediately and Hafley/Micah are going to make his life hell and the Vikucks will be playing from behind the entire game. Packers play real nigga football and won't give up 3 TDs in the 4th quarter.

the steal of the draft

>>150716156
That's what I like about the NFC. The fans aren't fairweather pussies and will gladly talk shit to each other even when they know damn well that their team is shit.

>>150716158
Vikings gaped you last year with SAM DARNOLD. JJ is going to slice you up like your overrated cheese.

>>150716161
He had a monster game against my Saints. I know GMs are already regretting not taking him.

>>150716170
GayGay isn't built for this shit. The Packers are not the Bears. You are in for a rude awakening.

>>150716171
Grim.

>>150715779
He also chokes in the playoffs like Peyton too

>>150716171
>been purposely avoiding the news for months
>came across a $9k t-rex tooth
>bought it
>accidentally see some news on the economy losing jobs and being on shaky ground

ya, i should check the news before making big purchases

>>150716225
That tooth is counterfeit if it only cost $9k, I know the guy that sells them.

Ghoulish bystanders

>>150716156
Maybe it’s because the NFC is so much better and has all the history and tradition and stuff and the AFC is mostly made up of AFL teams and expansion trash

>>150716171
>should be at work
>decided to take a leave of absense so that I could drink myself into oblivion until physically incapable of drinking anymore.
I do this several times a year.

>>150716171
>wake up
>get on my computer
>post here
>go to class
>open my laptop
>post here
>go back to my room
>get on my computer
>post here

>>150716150
Wonder if she looks as good coming as she does going

>>150716335
>she

>>150714863
nice dick print

>>150715806
Is that Taylor Swift? How did they manage to make her look good for once?

>>150716421
>How did they manage to make her look good
By making her brown

>>150716158
You may have had better luck if you played him early. By the time the Kangz play you faggots JJ will be far and away the best QB in the division.
Maybe if you're lucky the Kangz will rest their starters for the final game of the season and gift you fags a win though!

>Bears at Lions in 4 days
I'm so fucking excited. Those threads are going to be so good

The Bills will lose to the Jets. Screencap this post.

>>150716449
shit teams

>>150716449
I bet we barely get to 300 posts in the 2nd thread

>>150716467
Shitb owls are kino though.

>>150716456
Justin Fields will win the division

I'm boycotting the NFL until they bring back Redskins.

sorry friends, i wont be watching TNF with you. Will be too busy playing the new borderlands

It's another great day to be a Ravens/Wions/Broncos/Bucs/Dolphins broship fan :)

>>150716500
>borderlands

>>150716509
>2-3 broship
>both winning teams looked bad
Grim

>>150716477
TRVKE

>>150716500
Is your boydmfriend making you play it with him?

>>150716520
It's not how your broship starts it's how your broship finishes :)

>>150716554
>it's how your broship finishes :)
>1 playoff win and 4 losses broship (with one not even making it)
Very grim

>>150716554
Yeah, Baltimore had a great finish last weekend.

>>150716477
Vikings fans should be hopeful about JJ, but they’ve been getting more and more delusional by the day about the Bears game. The guy rallied, but he didn’t convert a single 3rd down until the 4th quarter. He had more interception yards than offensive yards in the first half. He was a mess at the line of scrimmage and was yelling “We need to go” multiple times. His release mechanics need work. There were way too many balls batted down. Could he be good? Sure. Is he impacting any of the teams in the league that are actual contenders this year? Not a chance.

You are all idiots

>>150716577
Yeah, but at least I know ball.

>>150716225
>>150716242
is this AI pretending to be chuds like us?

>>150716568
Lamar chokes in big games like the Kiwi chokes in Nawlins alleys.

>>150716577
I'm also in your bussy

>>150716573
I don’t even have to read this and I know it’s cope

I furiously jerk off to my underaged coworker anyway go Titans

>>150716584
Is this AI accusing other anon's of being AI to take the suspicion away from themselves that they're actually AI

>>150716609
At work? Cause if so he's probably going to catch you one day.

>>150716568
>OH LORD JESUS PLEASE DELIVER ME

>>150716430
>By making her brown

as someone who was married to an Indian woman, nothing more true has been said on /nfl/

>>150716627
I am not underaged and there will be a meeting about it on Friday.

>>150716641
You're also not a he anymore

>>150716609
He already knows that you do, he just can't prove it.

>>150716604
You know cope well it seems

>>150716684
Everyone that's ever read a vikings post here knows what cope is.

>>150716573
And the worst part for you is that he's only going to get exponentially better with more experience.

>>150716509
Is this broship in the room with us right now?

>>150716573
>He had more interception yards than offensive yards in the first hal
This is false. The interception was the third quarter and he immediately bounced back and became elite
>he impacting any of the teams in the league that are actual contenders this year?
He'll sweep green gay

>>150716573
Tbf that’s the kind of stuff that’s understandable in your very first NFL start. It’s all the problems that the QB with the full season under his belt had that was telling imo

>>150715646
I think you're onto something.

Jordan Love didn't have a game half as good as JJ's debut until like week 10 of 2023, his 4th year in the nfl, and I'm supposed to listen to green gay fans dismiss him lmfao

>>150716733
>became elite
relax retard. Bears were missing their 3 best players on defense.

>>150716843
Vikings were missing their 2nd and 3rd best players on offense, with their best player very out of practice.

>>150716852
I guess Brady didn't beat the Falcons in the superbowl by this logic, and Mahomes didn't beat the 49ers in 2020.

>0-1ions
kek

>>150716156
The AFC is soulless tbqhwy

>>150716869
>didn't beat
>implying I said the win didn't count
>comparing 10 mediocre minutes to 25+ elite minutes

>>150716885
AFC has way more soul.

>>150717164
NFC and AFC both have soulful teams. Even the Jags have some soul with their gross sex pools.