Thread 150716397

News:
Vikings run the league
Packturds still blow
Detoilet exposed as Ben Johnson babbys
Chicago's qb is still zesty

Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sv0XGMCeU-I

reminder that it's never Caleb's fault

Good morning everyone the Chiefs still have not won this season.

NFL players need to start kneeling again in response to the injustice against Decarlos Brown. People of Color deserve the right to self defense without being assumed guilty.

Is you team's locker room vibes as immaculate as this?

I miss him so much. Zach Orr would rather live in cover 4 and cover 6 than play with any type of aggression

>>150716501
>unsullied by dirty trophies

>>150716397 (OP)
Vikings beat the bears. Think about this

>>150716628
I'm surprised the presence of Pagano in the building didn't up the zest a bit, but nobody throws the kitchen sink like wink. We have 4 (supposedly) starting corners, why not blitz over half the time? >we have fucking Kyle Hamilton

Choofs will be lucky to get 10 wins. I've got them at 9. As for my Bills? First round bye. Thank you.

About to make lunch and start watching the a22s, probably gonna start with the Dolphins to see exactly what the fuck happened there but I don't know know what to make. Thinking about something Midwest style like pic related bit I'd have to go to the store to get the 'eans and the 'asta

>>150716407
>reminder that it's always Caleb's fault
Ftfy

>>150716701
We were doing a decent job containing Allen (decent not great) but that 4th quarter when he started dicing us up how the fuck can you keep playing soft zone and expect him to make a mistake? It's so inconducive to winning. Was our entire front 7 just so completely gassed that we couldn't even attempt to blitz?? I hear so many stories about the Ravens having some of the hardest conditioning tests in training camp. It simply doesn't add up

>>150716412
Looks like my cat.

My Bears are still shit

>>150716746
disgusting

We have a major problem in the USA

>>150716746
Hit up temujin she's passing it around to anybody these days

>>150716791
Because they suck

>>150716803
Go back to /pol/

>>150716799
And 2 + 2 is 4.

>>150716803
Whatever do you mean

>>150716801
You're saying this isn't everyone's type? God I love being high test.

>>150716807
>Reminder that Temujin is a Raiders fan living in LA and MY WIFE!

>>150716917
Nice thumbnail.

>>150716956
And she's fucking every guy on the block. The joys of being married

Can you believe Green Bay gave Jordan Love $160m GUARANTEED lol what a bunch of dumb hicks

The Bears are the protagonists of this season and Monday night was the inciting incident. Can't have a proper character arc if things start well.

>>150716995
Green Bay might actually make it to the Owl if they can get past Philly.

The NFCN Killer will claim another tomorrow

>>150717013
This is bait. Bears will get 7 or 8 wins at most. 6 being most likely.

>>150717014
>Green Bay might actually make it to the Owl

JJ is the next Christian Ponder.

Let me get this straight... Kay Adams has free reign to go around sucking and fucking every player in the league to try and get them to join the Packers? When will Roger Goodell step in and do something about this???

>>150717038
Please no…

>>150717042
Doesn't seem like anyone's complaining about it. Gotta keep the folks happy and keep up morale.

>>150717014
They’re not going anywhere w Love

Caleb Williams did NOT throw a horrendous pick six to a backup CB, McSharty did.

>>150717089
look at that smug ref waiting in the back

>>150717071
Fair. But they are one of the top 3 teams in the NFC and are a shoe-in for the playoffs.

>>150717089
>"I'm...I'm gonna...I'm gonna throw it..."

>>150716963
mb

>>150717098
>Look at these jigaboos getting all worked up
>I bet they're going to do something stupid
>PENULTY

>>150717036
>blocks ur path

>>150717099
>nfc north fags actually believe this
2nd weakest division in the league, bears take it at 8-9

>>150716917
LMAO

Your either a dumb ass who has never interacted or grown up around these skanks or just a real dirty fucker

All those bitches have been ran through by all the homies and have absolutely no manners or class, but why would we expect anything different from a dumb chicanx faider fan

>>150717129
The meme arrow indicates I was mocking his statement, along with the 3rd wall breaking Rodgers clone fan.

Top 3 NFC teams:
Eagles
Football Team
Puckers

Post your face when the Cowboys win the Super Bowl!

I need the coldest most dogshit takes you've heard from week 1

>>150717209
The chiefs will be good.

>>150717209
>Bears are still legit guys, don't worry, they'll bounce back for real this time

>>150717193
>Jordy Loove
>top anything
tbcringedesuwy

Hey, where did all the Chiefs fans go, anyway?

>>150717209
Most dogshit take of this millennium so far is that Jerry was right to trade Micah

>>150717230
this but unironically. wait until their actual starting defense takes the field.

>>150717263
It's dumb to pay 47mill to a pass rusher in free agency, the levels of stupid to give up two first rounders for the privilege to do so is mind bottling

>>150717193
It’s nice that the schedule happens to be nfcn vs nfce this year. We’ll get to see these high profile matchups before the playoffs. It can be fun when there are 2 monsters in a conference that never play until the championship game, but it’s even better when the best play the best and you can compare them outside of their division. No offense to the Bucs and the eventual nfcw winner.

>>150717283
Your cope is delicious

>>150717283
>mind bottling

>>150717283
It's mind bobbling not mind bottling

>>150717038
Nah. Ponder NEVER comes back from that pick-6

the vikings being good is a bad thing for this general
I will not elaborate but you know it

>>150717209
Most sports takes in general are just a form of social flirtation for males. Humans are so addicted to tribalism we contrive it in a multitude of artificial forms and sports are perfect example.
>my team good your team bad
>you think player A good? well i think player A bad
The worst takes are the ones that are milquetoast takes that the sports analyst tries to frame as a hot take and themselves as being brave and heroic for making it. The only truly hot takes on earth are: jew bad, black stupid, female parasite, white man good.

Dak is a bald, mouthbreathing faggot.

Why do some teams get special treatment from the league

>>150717263
It was essentially a decision that was made a year to year and a half ago. Bad decision(s) overall, but it wasn’t the wrong choice to do it this August, because the Cowboys effectively chose to do it at the 2024 draft.

>>150717318
Mind bobaing.

>>150717349
Im sacrificing myself putting big money on the eagles

>>150717351
Jerry is the curse

>>150717349
It's just not fair to small team fans

>>150717335
You have skin the color of feces and live in a 3rd world desert shithole. The single worst thing to EVER happen to this general is your existence. Your entire posting style is posting coombait and swiftieslop to draw attention while typing some vaguely NFL related slop text to make it seem like you actually care about football and aren't here just to farm you's. KYS

>>150717349
>>150717365
These guys are going to have a rough next 20 years.

>>150717371
Chile

>>150717335
Kang website. I’m sorry.

>>150717345
>Look

>Some people may not agree with this....

>I'm probably gonna hear a lot of flak on social media..........

>but I have to say it....

>I think Josh Allen might be pretty good at football

>>150717393
He said darnold was gonna be better than lamar

>>150717345
>The only truly hot takes on earth are: jew bad, black stupid, female parasite, white man good.
These are easily the coldest takes on this whole website. Saying that is virtue signaling

>>150717401
Darnold is better than Lamar

>>150717418
>>150717417
Why did he say this?

>>150717289
It's great. You already know the NFCCG and the best Divisional round game will be a rematch, we just don't know who between

>>150717427
Its something a chud would say. Chads love your Jordan Loves your Bo Nixes your Bakey Mayfields

>quarterback is literally too mentally stunted to read
>still fooled his team's management to hide his severe neurodivergence
No wonder the Bears are perennially fucked. The McCaskeys and their nepobaby regime can unironically be outsmarted by an actual retard.

>>150717393
Honestly, cowherd like most sports commentators, knows very little about sports beyond statistics. That's why pff and other advanced stats are so popular in the media. It helps these guys sound more knowledgeable than they really are.Meanwhile the guys that really are good at evaluating talent are working for NFL franchises and keeping their mouths shut.

>>150717454
He's funny I'll give him that. He randomly came out with this the other day think it was right in the middle of the Sunday games being played it made me kek hard

Why isn’t there an Instagram that shows nudes?

>>150717498
>Many are eating this

>>150717499
dirtyship dot com

for onlyfans leaks

>>150717498
The sausage mcmuffin is better

>>150717498
For me? It's the McArabia

>>150717519
McGriddles clears

>>150717498
He can be. Nothing wrong with listening or watching the guy. Just don't take his opinions that seriously because they are highly uninformed.

>>150717442
Ben Johnson isn't retarded and he chose Caleb over any other situation in the league. They lost more because of a defensive collapse (without their best player CB, elite NCB and best LB) than anything Caleb did. He was inconsistent but still had 260 yards and 2 TD with no turnovers against a good defense, first game in a new offense under BJ. People are acting like he threw 4 picks.

>>150717533
I think Chicago finishes ahead of Green Bay.

>>150717072
no he threw a souvenir to his boyfriend in the 8th row instead.

Does /nfl/ in general actually think it's better than any media talking heads? This place reeks of recency bias and over exaggerated emotional takes 24/7.

You guys joke but the talent is clearly there for Caleb

Hes probably the fastest qb in the league nigga got lightning on his feet

>>150717545
You don’t know ball

>>150717533
Caleb's statline is fine IF you ignore how he went 10/10 on his first drive then ended the game 21/35. As soon as he got outside of the scripted drive, he went 11/25 which is worse than the ROOKIE GayGay's 13/20 for the whole game
Caleb was just unreliable. Both offenses seemed to struggle getting out of the huddle in time and I think they both burned a timeout int he first quarter because of it. When he had time to throw, Caleb generally did a good job (even if he held the ball for way too long). But, when pressured, he collapsed. There were 2 moments off the top of my head where the Bears had a receiver in prime position to get a TD and Caleb totally whiffs the pass.
Caleb really didn't look any better than JJ

>>150717533
People who've watched football for more than 5 min know the first week is always odd and tough to handicap. It might be that both MN and CHI are both playoff teams but MN is just better. It might be that both teams are figuring it out and will improve. It might also be both teams suck and this was just a garbage game played by two garbage teams. No one knows for sure until we get to the end of this month.

>>150717549
I could have sex with you and you wouldn't be able to stop me

>>150717562
Oh but I do. Green Bay won 10 games last year and did nothing significant to improve.

>>150717519
Definitely agree although I haven't had one in months. When I used to work at the port I'd get pic related at least once a week. Not sure if you have them in the states but Big Brekkie Burger is aces

>>150717242
fairweather bandwagon and their only other autistic fan on here threw a temper tantrum and gave himself a vacation please understand

>>150717549
FS1 spent the entire 2024 off season telling my gayleb would be Mahomes 2.0, and spent this entire off season saying Ben Johnson would fix him. /nfl/ rightfully predicted he would be a bust.

>>150717559
Yes but he is clearly lacking emotional toughness. A qb who crashes out every time one bad thing happens is not going to win many games.

>>150717549
Yes. Shut the fuck up, pseud.

>>150717574
Why would I stop that?

>>150717584
They both lost week 1 to a divisional rival

I unironically miss Undisputed with Skip and Shannon.

>>150717578
Ok Jerry, keep coping

>>150717579
Foreign McDonalds always have better stuff than in the states

>>150717549
Yes

>>150717584
This is exactly what I mean. It's literally week 1 and you're already declaring him a bussy.

>>150717559
Caleb 100% has potential, but the question is if it's worth extracting. He has difficulty operating when things break down. That's obviously normal for rookies, but when you have the choice of Caleb or Daniels, May, Nix, or Penix, why choose Caleb? I honestly have no idea why BJ went to Chicago. Maybe he regrets not taking the Washington job last year.
>>150717560
Kekked hard

>>150717599
I feel the same McDonalds is a joke here

His 20 year rule over the NFCN has begun

>>150717530
is that a mcmuffin with goat?

.

>>150717609
It's his 18th game

Detroitbros...please save us from the vikangz...youre our only hope...

>>150717609
>you're already declaring him a bussy.

Freudian slip?

>>150717546
Downright peculiar

>>150717598
Had zero impact Sunday.

>>150717610
>its normal for rookies
He isn't a rookie anymore and he hasn't improved at all.

Teams on the Float this season (at least 1 win):
(9/10/2025)

On the Float:
>Eagles
>Charges
>Colts
>Steelers
>Jaguars
>Cardinals
>Commanders
>Buccaneers
>Bengals
>Raiders
>49ers
>Broncos
>Packers
>Rams
>Bills
>Vikings

On the Dolphin:
>Cowboys
>Chiefs
>Dolphins
>Jets
>Panthers
>Saints
>Giants
>Falcons
>Browns
>Patriots
>Seahawks
>Titans
>Lions
>Texans
>Ravens
>Bears

>>150717560
>>150717610

WE DEM BOYS!

We are going to win the Superb OWL this year! Jerry Has willed it!

>>150717617
>>150717626
God he’s so fucking cute.

>>150717610
Johnson took the Bears job for $65 million reasons over 5 years

>>150717589
I assumed you were a gay retard and not just gay

>>150717625
Its basically a McChicken in pita bread with garlic sauce

>>150717586
He finished his disastrous rookie season, after the 10 game losing streak and 68 sacks, with a GWD comeback to beat the Pack in Lambeau. Never complained publicly about anything, didn't get hurt and showed up next year with a smile on his face for training camp. Continues to say all the right things. BJ has said he's embraced hard coaching. I don't think this guy isn't tough because he cried one time to his mama. He's been a lot more durable and resilient than most young QBs I've seen.

@150717640
C'mon man at least try to know ball

>>150717633
T U M M Y

>>150717640
Ok Jerry keep calling him Michael

>>150717643
That's what I'm saying, you tosser. Rookie Caleb had potential, but not more than any other QB in that class when you look at the downsides. And he hasn't gotten better

>>150717640
He had a sack

>>150717662
Z E R O

When will the humiliation ritual end?

>>150717664
They are powerful

>>150717678
In garbage time cool.

>>150717678
Scripted

I don't know ball but I know buyssy

I am going to laugh so hard at whoever loses between the bears and lions.
2 division losses and in the basement is inevitable for one of them.

Michael Parsons is not a winner, good riddance. Back problems, bad attitude and doesn't understand his place. Jerry won that trade.

>>150717684
Sunday

>>150717196
updated

J. J. McCarthy wins NFC Offensive Player of the Week
J. J. McCarthy wins NFC Offensive Player of the Week

>>150717706
Yep he won’t last the season

Jerry Jones could have had all of his best players much cheaper but he always chooses to wait until the last minute to pay them

I'm sorry, but the """Commanders""" aren't winning shit until they change their name back to the Redskins.

>>150717733
Many are laughing at this

The league is pushing Burrow aside they got their new white boy in McCarthy

>>150717596
You know what, I do to and I never even watched it but I'd much prefer getting spammed with
>skeeeeyup you can't just spread a man's ass cheeks and expect him to produce a turd that's not how that works skeeup, you gotta feed the man first and then you keep feeding him and feeding hom then eventually the turds will show up on they own skeeup then there be so much shit errywhere that you never need to spread the asscheeks again
Than some Indian getting paid literal pennies to post
>haha nick Wright just posted his top qbs list and mahomes is at the top hahah
>haha did you see nick wright's top qb list? Allen is lower than mahomes hahaha
>haha did you hear what nick just said? He said mahomes is a better qb than burrow hahah

I hope the bears and lions tie. Something pathetic too, not a shootout. A 6-6 tie would be best.
Don't allow the 3rd place team to have hope

>>150717706
>two late firsts
>team in the conference
Could've gotten more

you heard the man, APOLOGIZE RIGHT FUCKING NOW

>>150717756
No, I don't think I will

>>150717753
you do realize the lions are still winning the NFCN, right?

>>150717756
Dov once again killing them with facts and logic

>>150717756
I JUST CAINT

The super bowl winner is in this group

Vikings
Bears
Packers
Lions

That’s how the division will shake out. Cap it.

>>150717779
The Jets?

those two pivotal second-half fouls were orchestrated by the NFL to push McFarty as the new golden boy of the league

>>150717782
Usually you put the better records at the top and the worse records at the bottom

>>150717788
Ive nooticed that too

>143 yards
>player of the week

huh?

>>150717807
Watch the actual games retard

>>150717788
>1 game in and we're already getting rigged allegations
Kangz bros we got the new GOAT

>>150717707
>beaner subtitles
Kek

I kinda think J.J. is that guy. Most shitter qbs of the league, let alone players in their first game, would have crumbled.

>>150717371
Based

>>150717721
I guess that NFL.com writer likes heroics. Baker, Stafford, and Hurts were better options.

>>150717828
Its the power of adhd and autism

>>150717788
>>150717825
uh yeah im thinking the fix is in
kangz owl locked and loaded

vibe check: QB edition

>>150717788
>>150717807
>remove end racism from the endzone
>glaze this milk maid for doing the bare minimum to win after he put the team in a hole himself
Fucking wow. Just, fucking wow.

>>150717807
Seems the nfl is already setting him up to be comeback player of the year

>>150717849
Look at the song choice. Dude is a nazi

My Quarterback is now being slandered for utilizing the screen game and scrambling because the stupid ass cowboys decided that their gameplan was playing 0% man for the entire game.

>>150717825
It really is sad

>>150717788
Are you sure it wasn't just a retardb owl and the burrs out retarded the kangz?

>>150717855
How can you comeback if you were never there in the 1st place?

>>150717807
It’s not how you start, it’s how you finish.
He finished spectacularly.

i want off this ride already

Finish in this bussy

>>150717872
He was injured last year.

>>150717882
I mean, he’s not wrong.

>NFC qbs suck dog asshole compared to AFC qbs
>NFC rbs suck dog asshole compared to AFC RBs

What does the NFC do well exactly?

>>150717882
>pooa

>>150717882
The media reporters are trying to tear this black brotha down

>>150717871
I think everyone in the league is thinking this other than Vikings fans who are always howling by December and January about how broken everything is about the team and questioning why they do this to themselves every year.

>>150717882
Quinn Ewers can save Miami

>>150717888
Yeah and he never played a single down in the NFL, how is this a comeback?

The fact that Tyreek is still on the dolphins is so fucking embarrassing

>>150717890
The NFC has superior culture and history. Aside from the Steelers, Ravens and Colts, the AFC is nothing but plastic expansion franchises.

>>150717890
Not get into 40 point shootouts.

>>150717917
they had a talk so everything is fine now

>>150717915
That's just the way the award works, anon. Ask the nfl.

>>150717906
Have the razors moved westward?

A lot of people are malding over a certain JayJay

>>150717533
> Ben Johnson isn't retarded and he chose Caleb over any other situation in the league
What other choices did he have and which were better? Pats were picking Vrabel. Pete Carrol is more proven so Raiders might have wanted him, but maybe they’d take Johnson. Let’s say they don’t and that leaves
>Jags
>Jets
>Saints
>Cowboys
Which ones are better than the bears situation? The first three are worse rosters and teams. Cowboys are better but then you’re handcuffed to Dak.

Johnson either gets a physically talented QB and it works, or Caleb sucks, the team sucks, and he gets to draft his own QB.

That’s also assuming everywhere else wanted him. You can’t know that.

>>150717952
>short throws are LE BAD!

tom brady disagrees

Why exactly wasn't he player of the week?

>>150717957
his hair was distracting but overall his commentary was fine, morons just like to bitch and have an opinion

>>150717950
They are one and the same. Mirrors of each other in opposite conferences.

>>150717965
Old news.

Ben Johnson can come be OC for my 'ders after KK gets a HC job

>>150717965
The league won't award it to a proud black man

>>150717965
He was the AFC offensive player of the week.

>>150717949
It's not the NFL's award, name a single player that got comeback player of the year for their 1st season playing.

>>150717788
>>150717807
>muh stats
watch the game next time and you'll see heart and sovl

>>150717965
He was retard

Is the NFL going to do some special social justice messaging about all of the niggers murdering white people with impunity?

>>150717965
League obviously wanted to give it to a white man

>>150717559
He’s slower than Lamar and throws worse. That’s not a good combo

>>150717992
Cry harder chuddie

>>150716798
Cool cat. Looks a little fat though

KOC would have made Caleb an all pro. Tragic really.

>>150717962
Quick short throws are good. Taking all day to throw the checkdown is bad.

>>150717242
>>150717581
Real Chiefs fans such as myself have been saying all offseason that the superbowl hangover is real and this will be a down year so there's nothing to get excited about.

>>150717992
They don't have enough money for that goy. Anyway stop Jewish hate

>>150717986
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/AP_NFL_Comeback_Player_of_the_Year

>>150717952
>has all day to throw
>checks down
SBMVP

>>150717992
Imagine actually being upset that people of color are punching up and are refusing to to be marginalized anymore, for going out and finding opportunities for themselves instead of just being handed them. Your dick is less than 2inches and no woman will ever love you.

>>150718026
Aaron Rodgers mvp caliber season to incense the media and win cbpoty incoming.

>>150718026
Yeah but McSharty literally isn't "coming back." He's just coming. This is his rookie year after redshirting

>>150718010
>’I need to go to the Vikings,’ he told his father.
>Williams was reportedly “so concerned” about being picked by the Bears that he and his family internally debated whether they should try avoiding the entire NFL Draft process and even sign with the UFL instead.
>Perhaps Williams’ dad had the boldest of takes, saying, “Chicago is the place where quarterbacks go to die.”
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOF

>Damar Hamlin dies and comes back to life
>Joe Flacco wins comeback player of the year over him

Funniest shit I've ever seen

>>150718026
Cam Ward is eligible too since he didn't play a snap in the NFL last year

>>150718057
Sounds like excuses

>>150718041
>people of color

>>150718062
Damar’s stats are incredibly pedestrian tbqhwy.

>>150718062
The funniest shit I’ve ever seen is that Bills thread you made on Sunday.

>>150718055
HE'S
JUST
COMING

>>150718057
I don't know what's more surprising about this, that his father is actually a smart man or that his father actually stuck around.

>>150717042
>Packers
i thought kay adams was a Bengals fan

>>150717992
imagine enslaving 10 million people and ruining their lives for multiple generations then complaining about a few incidents

>>150718107
>a few

>>150718107
>i thought kay adams was a Bengals fan
Really? I thought she was a whore.

>>150717952
>>150718027
What are you supposed to do when the other team is so afraid of getting burned by aj brown and smitty that they refuse to play man coverage.

>>150718111
it's not 10 million tho, not even close

>>150718107
I forgot about that time that I enslaved 10 million niggers animals.

i'm thinking about colts-broncos 2022 again

you guys mock caleb for being a bitch but never praise jalen hurts for his mental toughness

>>150718129
No one in my region of the country owned or benefited from the ownership of slaves yet we can’t take public transportation without constant harassment or violence. Your excuses are no longer working.

>>150717779
>The super bowl winner is in this group

Yes the cowboys will win the Superbowl this year cuz WE DEM BOYS!

>>150718107
They were already enslaved in Africa before Jewish merchants bought them.

Hungover as fuck what should I Door Dash bros.

>>150718087
Soon as I saw that Jaylon Johnson wasn't playing I knew the Queefs would win and sperg out bragging about it. Try beating the Bears when their best player actually suits up.

>>150718151
America was built on slave labor. Everything you have comes from white privilege.

>>150718160
Pack of Marlboro Reds

>>150718163
Are you still going on about this?

>>150718173
lol no.

>>150718160
Jack-in-the-Box Tacos, like 10 of them

>>150716746
Is that temujin?

>>150718187
>no argument
Concession accepted

>>150718160
>tummy
Minnesoteans cannot suffer

>>150718160
>Door Dash

>>150718151
>nobody (including myself) should be held responsible for the actions of others in my group
glad we came to an agreement on this.

>>150718160
Implants, she's flat as fuck

>>150718194
No, Temujin absolutely hates other women and would never pose for a photo with them.

>>150718173
Every cent spent on an education and health care for niggers come from whites. You are a bad investment.

test(icles)

>>150718195
America wasn’t built on slave labor.

>>150718210
It came from money stolen by whites.

>>150718226
You should look up the origin of the word slave. You might learn something

Keep your /pol/ shit out of /nfl/.
Fuck off.

>>150718246
This. Racism has no place on this board.

kitties can has cheezburgers?

>>150718194
No this is

>>150718250
I’m not racist I just know that slavery didn’t “build” America.

>>150718246
The retarded zig Chuds slept when the prime ape in charge of Moscow killed 5,000 Ukrainian women over the last few years, but they're expecting us to give a shit about their chimp out right now when a refugee they never wanted here gets stabbed.

>>150718264
See >>150718246

Patti McCucky was toyfully gaped and raped by this large gentleman

>>150718062
Bills won

Packers and Vikings soaring, Lions not so much

Super Bowl odds, NFC Top 10 (Fanduel sportsbook)

Philadelphia Eagles +700
Green Bay Packers +850
Detroit Lions +1800
San Francisco 49ers +1800
Washington Commanders +2000
Los Angeles Rams +2000
Minnesota Vikings +2500
Tampa Bay Buccaneers +2700
Arizona Cardinals +3500
Chicago Bears +5000
>the most impressive Week 1 performance was by the Packers, who completely dismantled the Lions at Lambeau Field. Green Bay (+1300) was behind Detroit (+1200) in Super Bowl odds ahead of Week 1 but jumped past the Lions and Chiefs (+800 preseason) to take over the fourth spot at +850 (behind only Eagles Ravvens Bills)

With the NFC north all playing each other in Week 1, Trysta Krick and Drew Dinsick react to the odds of NFC North Champions and stress the need to wait for more division results before jumping on the Packers or Vikings.

>>150718160
I got Chinese food.

>>150718255
No. If you're feeding your cat meat then it should be raw and unprocessed.

>>150718246
NFL brought politics to us.

>>150718264
nta but it was stolen from others

>>150718284
Based Eddie

>>150718298
Unity and compassion isn't political.

>>150718300
Conquered.

>>150718300
Wrong, they had no concept of owning land so they never made a claim for it.

The South got wrecked in the civil war almost entirely because of its shit slave labor system. Bumpkinville, Miss was built on slave labor and it's a shithole

>>150718306
How you define those things is 100% political and you know that.

>>150718294
how do you explain this then????

;_;

>>150718312
>if I take candy from a baby it's fine since the baby has no concept of owning the candy

>>150718320
>it's political because... WELL IT JUST IS OKAY
/pol/ ruined 4chan.

>>150718025
>stop Jewish hate
I will after they stop doing heinous and shady shit but that won’t ever happen.

We are 95 hours 24 minutes untii Sunday's NFL slate kickoffs, I don't tnink I can make it bros. Fortunately we have one game before then, the Thurs night game on Amazon that starts in just over 30 hours

>>150718331
Big dope

>>150718334
>implying adult native amaericans have the mental capacity of an infant
Fuck off with your racist shit

>Keep your /pol/ shit out of /nfl/.
>Fuck off.

>>150718331
tell this wigger turned cracka to hurry up and marry taylor swift and become a romcom actor and become the good goy he is

>>150718306
>unity and compassion
BLM is anything but you dumb nigger.

>>150718144
He keeps the main thing the main thing but he’s a mediocre qb.

>>150718246
sp jannies are fucking terrible.

>>150718362
Enjoy your three day vacation

Football?

>>150718368
Enjoy hell faggot.

>>150718375
kek gottem

>>150718375
Unlike you fake internet christians I actually follow Jesus's teachings of kindness and forgiveness. Your god loves me more than he loves you.

>>150718371
All this tells me is that Brock Purdy is the best quarterback in the league.

>>150718371
>blo dix negative
>90% of targets under 10 yards
he's a taller scrambly mac jones. sean payton owes his job to vance joseph

>>150718386
God loves no one.

The Bears got scammed by another “offensive guru”

>JJ wins NFC offensive player of the week
Uhh...kangbros... is the NFL astroturfing our qb? Did the reffies help us beat da bears?

>>150718368
>enjoy your three day vacation

>>150718350
The first tnf game is generally good with Bills-Dolphins last year being an exception. The season hasn’t worn teams down yet, so the 4 day rest isn’t as big of a factor as it eventually becomes.

>>150718399
Refs called a clean game i thought

>>150718399
Reffies working in your favor just means everything is coming together.

>>150718395
So I was lied to my whole life?

the webm spammer and goat debates is better than /sp/ol cancer.

>>150717263
Dallass defense was trash last year. Micah is not a game changer.
>40 million to get one (1) sack per game
Name a super bowl team with a pass rush babby like Micah, Watt, Garrett, Hendrickson, etc etc.
The team is always shit because they eat cap space with little benifit.

>>150718420
Jesus loves you. God is indifferent.

>>150718396
wait, that isn't right, Eagles scripted should be at 0
Patullo said they didn't use an opening script

>>150718432
>Chris Jones
>Aaron Donald
>Jalen Carter
>etc etc.

>>150718320
>surely everything fits into the context of my culture war and everyone thinks about it the same way
newfags, man

ZENKAIII

>>150718451
Is this the guy from the Jags gif who was also at columbine?

>>150718396
how do they know what's scripted?

>>150718278
w-where dem boys?

>>150717570
>It might be that both MN and CHI are both playoff teams
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHA

>>150716397 (OP)
I watched the first half.
JJQB looked like dogshit.

People said he really improved in second half, and is now the truth.
Sounds like bullshit.

Whats real; is he actually improving?

>>150718466
That's Lester VanBuren, famous carpet merchant and jazz bassist.

my vikies :)

>>150718478
The entire NFL is scripted

We unironically need bradyknee to come clean this place up from the /pol/ invaders. Save us.

>>150716407
He looked horrible.
I dont watch College Ball, but he was hyped up hugely.
Given how bad he is; what legitimately happened? Did his agent hire a PR firm? How does everyone get it THIS wrong; that hes drafted first & is terrible?

Is this 'mistakes happen', or 'gross incompetence', or 'sophisticated marketing campaign'?

>>150717570
The Vikings might get the 7 seed. The Bears and Lions are bad and will miss the playoffs.

>>150718491
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-J8jHKco9h8

>>150718492
Crazy how it goes through the roof after summer

>>150717609
We had 17 games last year to tell he sucks. This makes 18.

>>150718496
This is a classic example of >Bears QBs

>>150718450
You listed three DTs so I accept your concession.
Jerry traded for a DT btw

>>150716803
is that from preseason training camp?

>>150718451
Good, means I can go to bed early

>>150718519
That's tyreek hill

>>150717014
yeah..cause of defence.
Love is 'good enough' but he dont bring star power. He can win with a good team

>>150718496
Agents have been paying media and talking heads to overrate players for years. Look at Daniel Jeremiah and Mel Kiper. Classic examples. They both had Shedeur Sanders as a top 20 player in this draft class. It's all about who gets paid

>>150717042
What are the salary cap implications of this?

Michael Penis Jr.

>>150717756
Gayleb being ass doesn’t mean Fields is a good QB. The bears would have gone 0-8 with me at QB and that wouldn’t mean Gayleb is good. Just that he’s better than someone worse.

>>150718537
He just needs more time

>>150718547
Micro Penis Jr. Get it right

why did they do it?

>>150718554
>Jets vs Giants

Justin Fields might actually be elite. The Bears have a QB debuff strong enough to make Brady look bad.

can't wait for bradysknee to make the kiwi his bitch again once he gets out of work

>>150718554
Hw bush needed America back in the middle east

>>150718564
For a hall of famer about to win multiple Lombardis I’d say that’s a steal

Trip on Asperger's

Lol NFC East bros WTF

https://youtube.com/shorts/oHIwaFxDZTk

>>150718554
Cheney thought it would be funny.

>>150718554
muslims absolutely despise outsiders. Specifically chrstians. They literally have a policy that if you kill innocent “infidels” (people outside of the islamic faith) you are rewarded when you get to heaven with 72 virgins.

This of course is total nonsense but those dumb goatfuckers worship a pedo that slaughtered millions so who is really surprised. I spent alot of time in the middle east during my service with the marines from ‘03-‘08 and I can tell you right now they are some of the most unlikeable subhumans on the face of the planet, and this is coming from someone who grew up near memphis. I cant believe the dems want to import millions of them here

>>150718554
I wonder who owned and had the insurance policy on those buildings?

Anyone know?

>>150717193
Rams. You goin learn.
Agree with rest of list though. NFC has regressed; niners/lions/vikings all look worse. Last year felt like half the conference was in contention, now its just 4.

>>150718573
>they actually believe this

>>150718605
>Specifically chrstians.
You dropped something

>>150717610
>Caleb 100% has potential

>>150718515
You were talking about sack babbys not edge vs dt vs de. The reason those guys listed were/are so good is because they disrupt the backfield. Not to mention, Donald traveled and was essentially a dt only in name for most of his career. Trying to make a blanket statement like pass rushing isn’t worth it because the most poverty ridden teams in league history (and the Steelers) aren’t capable of winning a SB with theirs is asinine.

>>150718605
That's because the population was hostile to a foreign military invading their home countries from acts they had nothing to do with.

>>150718605
lying kike

>>150718608
was bound too the player/coaching talent thins out too much from the top to keep half a conference good for long

>>150718636
Is Geno elite?

>>150718649
Yes

>>150718605
NOTICE HOW THE IDF RAT DOES NOT SPELL OUT THE WORD “CHRIST”…YOU HAVE BEEN CAUGHT, MOSHE

can someone shoop this guy into a ravens jersey so i can upset my fantasy coworkers with my pfp

>>150718635
And the Barbary slave trade?

>>150718636
Didn't see the whole game but Penix looked good. That clutch TD scramble in the 4th was pure kino

>>150718386
>>150718395
"Whoever does not love does not know God, because God is love"
"God is love. Whoever lives in love lives in God, and God in him".
“You have heard that it was said to your ancestors, ‘You shall not kill; and whoever kills will be liable to judgment.’*
But I say to you, whoever is angry* with his brother will be liable to judgment,o and whoever says to his brother, ‘Raqa,’ will be answerable to the Sanhedrin, and whoever says, ‘You fool,’ will be liable to fiery Gehenna (hell)
“You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall love your neighbor and hate your enemy.’
But I say to you, love your enemies
For if you love those who love you, what recompense will you have? Do not the tax collectors do the same?
And if you greet your brothers only, what is unusual about that? Do not the pagans do the same?
For if you love those who love you, what credit is that to you? Even sinners love those who love them.
And if you do good to those who do good to you, what credit is that to you? Even sinners do the same.
So be perfect, just as your heavenly Father is perfect.

>>150718649
>>150718636
>nu qbs are so bad even geriatrics like flacco and washed up former first round picks like geno are in the top passing yards for QBs
niggas hate on brady for getting by a plumber but i bet that lil nigga would be a top 15 QB in todays era

Patty Cuckitini

>>150718667
That's not even the same part of the world, and the US and Sweden finished that off in the early 1800s.

>>150718396
> Morton with Goff = garbage
> Engstrand with Bust'n Fields = great

Morton is incompetent and needs to be fired today and whoever on the Lions let Engstrand go to the Jets, also needs to be fired.

>>150718661
>>150718643
>>150718623
holy schizo. all over a simple typo

>>150718695
Are you lost?

>>150718465
Jayden is blasian?

are you excited to watch the meaningless super bowl rematch?

I’m on day 2 of nicotine withdrawals and I feel like I’m losing it. My brain is foggy, I can’t do anything without cravings because it fucked up my dopamine receptors that bad.

I even screamed at an old lady for walking in front of my car at a crosswalk. I think vaping made me a better person but I’m already most of the way through it.

gonna browse /pw/ now

gonna browse /vrpg/ now

>>150718695
FUCK YOU KIKEL….SAY CHRIST IS LORD RIGHT FUCKING NOW

>>150718695
Sir, just because I spend my time thinking about trannies, jews, and reddit does not mean I'm a schizo

>>150718714
Kinda sucks it's an afternoon game, but yes, I am excited to see the chiefs go 0-2.

>>150718226
Lmao what money, niggas ain't got no money. All the $$ niggs had dried up when slavery did.

>>150718717
>redneck anime

>>150718674
>>150718715
It’ll get worse before it gets better. But you’ll be glad that you stopped after a month.
Every smoker I’ve talked to said that getting addicted was the worst thing they ever did.

>>150718390
Cause he is

>>150718733
they're all fags with little weak goy brains and lungs though

>>150718605
>>150718695
>only word misspelled is Christians

Post your dog tags with timestamp if you're not a lying ike :)

Sorry I don’t want sharia law in my cozy little Midwest town.

>>150718762
Nobody cares about what you want. It is inevitable.

>>150718769
My rifles say otherwise.

>>150718774
You won't do shit coward

>>150718554
Listen to Season 4 of the Blowback podcast and you'll find out.

NOTICE HOW THE FUCKER NEVER ADMITTED CHRIST IS LORD. HE’S BEEN FOUND OUT

>>150718733
The entire reason I’m quitting is because these kikes have weaponized our entire health care system against us. I’m not paying some jewish surcharge for health insurance when some fat redneck that weighs 400lbs gets the standard premium.

I’m also not going to wind up in the hospital paying money to kike doctors after my heart gives out. Fuck that.

Personally, I blame the big pharma and tobacco kikes for me having to deal with this bullshit in the first place.

why is religion so boring

>>150718722
Not many actually go to hell but you'll be fast tracked

>>150718780
Pew pew Mohammad.

>>150718733
>>150718789
forgot to mention:

with jews, you lose!

>>150718636
>4 black QBs and Justin Sherbert
nice, finally, black representation

>>150718791
Religion, history and literature are the three most fascinating subjects to me. What are yours?

>>150718789
You kinda have no one else to blame but yourself for getting addicted to nasty ass cigarettes in the first place, but any reason is a good one to quit.
Good luck anon. Don’t cave in. Again, you’ll be so glad when you don’t get the urge anymore.

what's his tax policy?

>>150718789
>muh jews
lol what a pathetic loser

>>150718806
Porn, throwing rocks at things, and using racial epithets

We are now under 30 hours until the spotlight is on Lambeau and the playoff tier game being played there

>>150718706
Japanese grandmother

>>150718825
>so what if Jews have secret tunnels under a major American city?

>>150718786
This place has been infested with those rats for years. Never forget the sharty leaks exposed how many posts were from Israel IPs

>>150718844
It's hard to judge either of these teams from week 1 so this will hopefully give us actual insight.

>>150718786
why in the fuck would IDF be in a fucking sports thread???

>>150718844
Last number is how many retard worthy picks Loove throws tomorrow.

>>150718666
Here you go satan

>>150718806
1) Seething about black people
2) Seething about Mexicans
3) Seething about fags

>>150718866
>why in the fuck would IDF be in a fucking sports thread???

>>150718844
Did you know lamebeau has metal bleachers lmao

>>150718873
lol

>>150718888
oh god kek

>>150718873
lmao

>Most sought-after coaching prospect in decade plus
>WR corps
>TEs
>Rebuilt O-Line
>Good defense
Bears will be good with or without Caleb. We’ll get a game manager QB if need be.

>>150718903
Ben Johnson's offense is built on running the ball. Where's your stud RB?

>>150718903
god hates your team
there is nothing that can be done about that unfortunately

>>150718627
I didn't say pass rushing isn't worth it. Focusing on edge rushing isn't worth it. DTs are far more useful and worth the money, as you noted, for various reasons.

>>150718880
Nobody sits during the game anyway

based bear boomer

Speaking of Jews, what the fuck happened to Josh Rosen?

>>150718844
The Packers have a 13-5-1 regular-season record at Lambeau vs Washington, including victories in each of the last six contests played in Green Bay.
>That said, Washington claimed the most recent meeting, at FedExField, 23-21

Over the decades, the series has produced some unforgettable moments.

On Oct. 17, 1983, Lambeau Field played host to one of the wildest games in Monday Night Football history, a shootout that ended 48-47 in favor of Green Bay — still the second-highest-scoring game in MNF history, with a combined 11 touchdowns.

On Sept. 24, 2001, Washington played at Lambeau Field in the first primetime game there after the events of 9/11, a Monday night remembered as much for its national backdrop as for the play on the field.

Now, in 2025, the Commanders return to Lambeau for their first-ever Thursday night game in Green Bay, and only the second time in Packers history they’ll play a Week 2 Thursday matchup (the last came in 2012)

>>150718925
Nice mental gymnastics Jerry

>>150718932
He sure drank a lot of water

>>150718936
Humiliated out of the league

>>150718932
Do you think he pissed his pants after the game?

I don’t know ball

>>150718932
Damn that's like $500 in drinks.

>>150718963
aye

>>150718964
Learn ball

>>150718963
I assume there are bathrooms all over the stadium and he sent half the game going to them

>>150718929
Everyone sits

>>150718964
Does anyone, really?

>>150718979
how

>>150718982
It's so weird to me they keep stacking layers on Lambeau.

>>150718981
He was way too hammered to navigate the stadium stairs to do that

>>150718984
I know ball.

>>150718888
>atari bigsby, university of Jah rastafari

Ball

Learn the game

>>150719023
What's that?

IT'S UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Pb1LwSzogA

>>150718840
Based rock and slur thrower

>>150719039
If it's that hook nosed crackhead looking dude im not clicking it.

>>150718967
I count 13-14 cups which would be about $150 if all beer and about $200 if all "Monster Marys" (the bloody mary )

>>150718986
Spend 10 hours a day reading PFF grades, PFR stats and DVOA. Don't actually watch games unless absolutely necessary. If you do watch condensed game. You are now qualified to work at ESPN

>>150717549
I promise you I know more about football than these retards.

>>150719023
What is something everyone else doesn't know, Alex?

>>150718806
Big titties, drinking, welding or playing music

>>150719023
I know this

>>150719053
>espn
>knows ball
Yous a funny guy

>>150717549
We don't know any less. Most sports commentators know very little about what they're covering outside of statistics.

>>150719045
Lol, Nick Wright? No, I don't shit up the genny with shlomos

U guys see that Jalen Carter on the train
Somethings brewing….

>>150719097
That's cool but I'm still not gonna click it

>>150719049
You haven't been to a Chicago game in quite a while if you think that

Something's brewing in this bussy

>>150719023
I don’t know this.

Is getting assassinated a sport?

sports commentators know very little about this bussy

Give me one good reason why I shouldnt go to the bakery right now and get a steak and mushroom pie

>>150719138
ZAMN!

Assassinate this bussy

>>150719138
Is(that)real?

>>150719141
Here's your (You)

>>150719125
>brewing requires yeast
>pussys can have yeast
>that means a bussy might have yeast
>L is real 1488
Hmm

>>150719023
Lonzo Ball? Lamelo ball?

>>150719138
Holy shit that is nuts

>>150719156
Yea it's all over /pol/ right now I just checked

>>150719138
>>150719100
I’m the Quasimodo of our time, lions superbowl and the parade kick off the race war

>>150719138
Wait, what?

>>150719138
I've got the crab song on repeat

>>150719138
Wow, what the fuck.

>>150719138
Just like my Lions

>>150719138
What happened I can't see it

Liberals are a cancer on society

>>150719212
Check the archive or /pol/ Charlie Kirk just got shot in the neck. Looks like instakilled

>>150719212
Leftist killed a man for being a debate nerd, typical anti white behaviour if your white and a leftist you hate yourself

>>150719212
https://i.4cdn.org/pol/1757530371950271.webm

>>150719212
tldr political commentator got shot in the neck. It has been posted 9001 times on /pol/.

>>150719212
There was this cat with these 2 guys and they were dancing, even the cat too

>>150719221
Thoughts and prayers

>>150719138
thoughts and prayers

>>150719121
Never been to Soldier Field, just looked up the prices and beers are $11.25 and bloody mary $15
That's a lot and that's where the $150 and $200 come from

>>150718967
For $500, that would be $36-$38 per drink which won't be until the year 2080 or something

I hate this fucking planet

>>150719264
You're gonna have to live on it for another 50 years at least, and it's only going to get worse.

>>150719252
If you don't tip they spit in your drinks

>>150719284
>>150719284

>>150719286
I'll never tip a cute girl ever again

SHOOTER WAS A WHITE BOOMER

>>150719238
thats nuts

>>150717914
Trash nigga couldnt even save texas

>>150717038
JJ showed more in talent in one quarter than ponder did in his career.

>>150717756
CAINT DO IT JUSTIN

>>150717807
WATCH THE ENTIRE GAME AND YOU'LL UNDERSTAND