Thread 150719284

Josh Allen and rookie J.J. McCarthy led thrilling comeback wins in the season opener.
Vikings QB J.J. McCarthy won NFC Offensive Player of the Week after his historic debut.
Eagles DT Jalen Carter will face no further discipline after his Week 1 ejection.
The Bills signed veteran punter Cameron Johnston ahead of Week 2.
The Titans unveiled a $2.1 billion domed stadium plan set to open in 2027.
Rapper Saweetie became ESPN’s first female music curator for Monday Night Football.

The w in woins is for wildcard

F

Nobody say Bang bang 9er gang right now that would be incredibly disrespectful and not funny

Patty Cuckitini

Holding hands with Temujin at the park

>>150719284 (OP)
WTF is a music curator

NFL players need to start kneeling again in response to the injustice against Decarlos Brown. People of Color deserve the right to self defense without being assumed guilty.

>>150719323
The person that decides what music will be played and when

Trump assassin
Jalen Carter spit
Stabbing (again)
Charlie Kirk murder

Penis Jr.

#packwatch
#ripbozo
#restinpissyouwontbemissed

>>150719345
Based
Based
Based
Based

Death to all liberals

>>150719345
Watched the Charlie video. How can you miss that noggin? Anyone know of Caleb's whereabouts at the time?

Football

RIP bozi

>>150719382
Something the left and right can agree on

I'm a lefty but seeing that webm mad me sad. I don't want to see anyone get hurt or killed.

but how does this affect the browns?

Rip bozo!

>>150719391
Balls deep in some cat he met at mcdonalds. White dude, named Greg I think.

What's with leftists and being so violent?

>>150719391
Stupid fucking boomer couldn’t even headshot

What's with football being so violent?

>>150719407
Then you're not a lefty. You're a liberal

commie troons on reddit are already making fun of him for being pro 2A and getting shot. had about enough of these subhuman parasites. go bears.

I hope the Dolphins never fire McDaniel

>>150719458
Why?

This is a battle of good vs evil one side worships death, abortion, rape, and. Niggers

In America you can just snipe people out in broad daylight?

Welp, I'm out for the next 3 days.

CHARLIE KIRK HAS BEEN SHOT

I REPEAT CHARLIE KIRK HAS BEEN SHOT


THIS IS A CLEAR AND OBVIOUS CONSEQUENCE FOR SOFT ON CRIME LIBERAL POLICIES AND OPEN BORDERS. THEY HAVE PRACTICALLY DECLARED WAR ON THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY

>>150719480
You can snipe them at night too but it's more difficult

>>150719484
Hopefully orange man uses this as an excuse to go full Hitler

Should Salt Lake City get an NFL team?

>>150719345
Based
Cringe
Cringe
Based

Bros, Quentin Johnston doesn't look like a bust anymore

>>150719484
wew

>>150719516
No, too much salt

>>150719516
Ive been saying this

The Salt Lake Twinkies. They'd rival the Bears

>>150719531
kek

>>150719531
>giving up your guns would've stopped Charlie Kirk from getting shot
People with this low of an IQ should be disqualified from public discourse

>>150719480
Talk shit, get banged.

>>150719531
U don’t have to live around niggers stfu

>>150719531
amerimutts sure do love their guns

>>150719531
God bless his sacrifice. I'll pop some rounds at the range in his honor

Rip Charlie kirk

>>150719531
KWABOTY

>>150719531
Its crazy how the murder attempt at Trump got memory holed

Prime Adrian Peterson or prime Derrick Henry?

>>150719530
I thought he got massively overhated by Chargers fans the last 2 years. Plenty of 1st round picks have taken a while to become complete players. Not saying we know for sure he is now but he looked great against the Chiefs. Picked him up off waivers in 3 of my leagues

>>150719587
Henry. You can run your entire offense through Henry. In fact he was the entirety of the titans offense for some years

>>150719587
I take this back. AP carried Christian Ponder to the playoffs.

>>150719531
Rip bozo

I fucking despise liberals and their filthy pet negroids

WHITE BOOMER SHOOTER

>>150719616
>The Toilet Paper USA defender has logged on

>>150719458
It would be extremely racist to fire him.

Albert Breer the only NFL media guy I've seen comment on this so far. Will be interesting to see who stays away from this completely

Can this faggot having a meltdown go back to /pol/? Nobody care about your mindbroken posts.

>>150719531
he's still right even if this is incredibly ironic

>>150719484
>shooter was a white boomer in Utah

Its pretty funny people acting like that brotha isnt dead already

>>150719632
>Prayers to his family
My favorite shallow platitude thrown out when someone gets shot and then nothing meaningful comes of it.

This shit is gonna derail Thursday Night Football

Time to saltmine on X from all those pedo lovers

>>150719674
Why would this have anything to do with TNF?

>>150719625
How are black trannies in Chicago responsible for this?

how many times did he call caleb the n-word?

>>150719692
Because peoole are going to spam the game threads since they have high traffic and they want attention.

>>150719674
Meh, i'm already over it

>>150719713
It's going to be old news by then, man.

>>150719710
he hasn't stopped saying it since monday night

https://x.com/AFpost/status/1965854627984978204?t=rAzZkubmyH01rcR-MN6oBw&s=19

f

redskins packers nfc championship preview tomorrow

My broncies will be heading to Indianapolis soon.

>>150719789
Sup, Rakesh

>>150719751
wildcard

>>150719710
Probably threw in a few faggots for good measure

>>150719563
>>150719345
>Charlie Kirk
Had to look up who that was. I know that guy, he's the YouTube ass that's an embarrassment to Republicans so hopefully it was a respectable Republican who took him out

>he was a Bearsfag
KWAB

Ball

>>150719710
What's dominant about 13 drinks? I do that every night like it's nothing lol

>>150719822
he was a zionist cuck

>>150719833
things I don't know

Why did aDoT become this good standard measurement of QB skill starting yesterday

>>150719789
if only we had a board to discuss current events

>>150719851
Arizona Department of Transportation

well?

>>150719780
Is that were the Super Bowl is ?

>>150719851
How does this make you feel?

>>150719896
it's week 1, fuck off with this shit

>>150719841
It cost him $1500

there’s still time to apologize

>>150719896
>QBERT
Analyticsfags really need to stop coming up with stupid acronyms

>>150719876
We know what Goff is and the Lions aren't going anywhere this season. If he's under pressure it's because they're expecting too much from him and the Lions. Caleb desperately needs to prove he's not a bust or his career is in danger.

>>150719908
Kys

>>150719904
The chart itself? Indifferent, as it really doesn't say much. People treating it as gospel? Confused, because again it doesn't really say much

>>150719780
Modern machines are so cool. I watch a guy move a massive 70000lb boiler on a little flat bed trailer that wasn't attached to a truck. It was self driven and controlled by a little rc remote, all the wheels could turn independently of eachother, it was crazy

>>150719944
it tells you who the chuckers and the checkdown merchants are

>>150719920
dolphins fan huh
not gonna mince words, your season is over

Hahahhaha KWAB

Demonic Asperger's Syndrome jew ^

>>150719904
Fuck it. Someone is down there

Bears suck

>>150719632
Thoughts and prayers.

how bout DEM BOYZ?

>>150720005
Drake Maye is a bust lmfao

There were warning signs

>>150719992
You would be upset.

>>150720014
Tom Brady curse

>>150720014
It could be worse, he could be gushing blood out his neck.

>>150719658
But my Trumpie said it too! :(

They just got too cocky about how they winning the Super Bowl this year, how they are just going to waltz to the Super Bowl in San Francisco, etc and just mailed it in Gm1, esp after the 3rd quarter ended. Was a nice wake up call

>>150720017
KWAFB

>>150719957
It really doesn't, it's entirely devoid of context.

>>150719658
Are you on hrt or just retarded

>>150719916
Do NOT disrespect Qbert

It's time for the most beloved tier list in all of sports media.

>>150719780
>>HAY 1004DHL
Hay is for horses

>>150720068
$%^&!

>>150720068
From the thumbnail I thought this was Mahomes Mountain.

>>150719911
$115 a drink is a tad too much

>>150720080
Those are horses retard, the bodies of the horses are inside the container so you can't see them but trust me they're there

>>150719831
Ouch.

>>150720074
What's going to be his excuse when the Chiefs get cumpstered by the Eagles and start the season 0-2?

>>150720090
He gave caleb $1200 to jerk him off

>>150720104
everyone but mahome's fault

https://x.com/TheOmniLiberal/status/1965859952511299921

DESTINY CALLED FOR THIS

>>150719348
And there it is.

Fact: Nobody gave a shit about Drew Brees when he was with the Chargers. He was middling at best and only got good after joining the Saints.
Fact: Daniel Jones is beginning his Drew Brees journey.

>>150720095
I don’t believe you. They’re reverse centaurs.

>>150720133
I'm gonna reverse your head into your ass if you don't shut up

>be american
>get shot

>>150720008
zesty

>>150720144
>cholesterol blocks the artery to keep you from bleeding out
>celebrate by getting a butterburger from culvers

I'm thinkin about those KANGZ again...

>>150720157
Your ceiling this season is the 7 seed.

>>150720162
2 seed actually
Packers are getting swept yet again

>>150719780
>Walks into DHL store with horse
Yes, I’d like to ship one of these please.

The Shit FagSicko 69ers

SHOOTER NOT IN CUSTODY
NEWEST SUSPECT IS A TRANS WOMAN

Week 2 is loaded with good games

>>150720217
DAMMIT WHY ISNT CALEB IN PRACTICE

>>150720223
Name 'em.

>>150720233
My ass and your face

the league has been getting a little too zesty

>>150720215
>logs on to dhl.com
>ok, let's see here
>priority, express, overnight...no...
>AH! there it is, horse shipping.
>*clicks*

There's so much misinformation about everything flying around right now that /nfl/ is somehow the only sane place on this site.

>>150720216
Many are saying this

>>150720285
I feel bad for Brady's knee. One of his heroes got shot. Shot right in the face. :(

>>150720285
Nick Foles caught a TD in the Super Bowl lmao.

>>150720285
God I could watch that for hours.
Anyway here's Brady admitting he's jealous.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/HosWCnatdBc

>>150719284 (OP)
Welcome to latin america united states of america

>>150720308
lol

>>150719516
No, the league is fine how it is

>>150719516
Fuck the Mormons

>>150719516
Who are you getting rid of? There’s already not enough Oline and QB talent to go around.

>>150720338
What'd they ever do

>>150719284 (OP)
Hope my Rams bro didn't catch measles from that Texan bitch

>>150719516
We should just integrate the CFL

>>150720345
Browns or Jags should be put out of their misery. Preferably Jags because the Browns have history

Why tf is 4chanx not showing deleted posts or fetching them from the archive anymore? Is it just me?

>>150720366
I'd say salt lake, San Antonio. Louisville, Honolulu. All three have enough white people and are safe for good people

>>150720374
Happening to me too. 4plebs seems to be just fine though

>>150720388
mods must be taking down deleted posts
literally reddyt

>>150717148
>Your either a dumb ass who has never interacted or grown up around these skanks or just a real dirty fucker

responding late but it's absolutely the latter, my ex was the baddest bitch of all time I can't go back. You can never be first, but you can always be next c;

>>150720285
based. i went from thinking sportsball is a circus to distract from politics to thinking politics is a circus designed to distract from nature and sports with their inherent violence mimic nature more than the hissing serpent scumbags obsessed with politics.

hot take: rodgers will be 2nd all time in receiving yards after 40 by the time this season is over

>>150719382
as a socialist, I agree

>>150720411
It's the bell curve meme.

>>150719780
god I miss working the cargo loader at the airport that was a sweet gig

>Purdy is "a long shot" to play Sunday.
Mac attack time.

>>150720468
I think Mac can run the offense will enough to beat the Saints, Cardinals and Jags. But I really want Purdy back for that Rams game.

>>150719947
>both Ravens tackles

I knew LG was going to haunt us

>>150720366
We should get rid of your favorite team

HAHAHA Hahaha HAHAHAHA LMAO LOL HAHAHAHA OHHHH MY

>>150720547
Yeah, I'm still laughing about the KC and Baltimore games, too.

>drafted gayleb over jayden
>drafted loveland over warren
>drafted luther burden who doesn't even play when they already have moore and odunze
>shit overall gm who is still eating off the bryce trade

It's over for my team
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9V78UbdzWI

I'm pretty sure I reported the guy earlier today for illegal shit and even messaged 4 chan he was talking about diing terroristic shit. I don't think they noticed.

I recognize that Kirk dying will simply be used as a justification for instating the total control of the militarized police state and we're all fucked, but god am I relieved I will never have to hear one of his sniveling gusano rants ever again

anyways go Ravens haha

>>150720618
Instate total control of this bussy

>>150720569
let me guess, bears fan?

The Kangz have air bud waiting in the tunnels if JJ gets injured

>>150720565
Don't forget:
>drafted a shitty lineman in 2024 because his dad was friends with Eberflus
>drafted a shitty lineman in 2025 because his dad went to college with Poles

>>150720641
Dogs can't be QB because they don't have thumbs to throw the ball.

>>150720638
you guessed it

>>150720641
Looking back at it that movie kind of doesn't make sense, they'd never let a dog play basketball

RIP BOZO

>>150720654
if a dog could throw a touchdown the bears would be all over him

>>150720652
Bo is going to be so fuckin pissed this weekend.

imagine dying in utah lmao

>>150720657
Theyd sign Hitler of he guranteed them 30tds and 4000 yards. And I mean Hitler currently, dead and decomposed.

>>150720656
>>150720569
>>150720547
>>150720662
>>150720652

>>150720666
>Zombie Hitler throws for 4000 yards

>>150720654
Ain't no rule sayin the dog can't play basketball.

>>150720693
Somebody call Jordan Peele, he'll create a parallel that zombies get treated like African Americans in 3rd Reich germany

>>150720565
Really though why the fuck did they draft another WR

Told you guys its only a matter of time. This was 1000% orchestrated, perfect timing with the Ukraine girl too, everyone is already on edge. I truly hope everyone is ready for whats coming next. There will be no starting bell or kickoff to warn you. Nothing ever happens bros - you want to call it again?

>>150720705
Are you cleaning it up when it inevitably shits on the court. Play cant continue with shit on the court

>>150720707
I do kind of want to see that Him movie. Not that I will because I'm not getting off my ass to go to some bullshit theater, but it's intriguing.

>>150720718
That's the refs job, not mine.

Holy fucking shit, I need to finish my CPA and get the fuck out of this country, I'm not living through Years of Lead America.

>>150720650
>>150720654
Cool it with the anti-semitic remarks.

After watching both of Kurt Warner's film breakdowns, listening to Chris Simms, rewatching the game, studying Ben Johnson's offense a bit, going through a lot more media segments and radio shows, I've come to the conclusion that I still believe in Caleb. I need to hear Greg Cosell's thoughts too though.

>>150720752
Fuck Caleb
Fuck your beliefs
Fuck Greg Cosell's thoughts

The Browns should bring in Jake Moody. He can't make things worse for them.

>>150720766
I wouldn't wish Jake Moody on my worst enemy.

Objectively speaking, there's nothing wrong or bad about Patrick Mahomes performance on Friday

apologize now before you get embarrassed on sunday

>>150720815
Turns out there's 10 other guys who have to perform.

>>150720715
word

>the last game he got to see was the bears choking a massive lead and Gayleb getting his bussy ravaged
Kekkers!

>>150720732
This. Fuck this entire gay earth actually. I've lived all I can.

>>150720722
Yeah theater is gay, I'm going to wait til it hislts streaming in a 1st world country and pirate it.

>>150720731
So you think any ref will allow a a dog on his court if he's responsible for the shit? Hell.no. even of they forced his hand he'd hit the dog with a couple techs and get his ass ejected.

>>150720819
Mac Jones might be good enough to beat the Saints but we need Purdy back as soon as possible.

>>150720853
He'd probably play through it if the 9ers played a real team this week

>>150720852
>getting a player ejected from the game because they don't like his race
The Player's Association would have a field day. Lawsuits everywhere.

>>150720819
>Purdy injured again
Every time

>>150720819
I always root for (white) Quarterbacks when they get cut and have to play backup elsewhere.

>>150720824
I’d argue this was the most impressive scoring play of week 1. Being this well coached this early in the season is why these fuckers are so good at winning ugly games all the time.

>>150720819
would him winning mean purdy is a system qb?

bros I need to watch football I'm addicted again

>>150720861
More like the AKC or NAACP

>read news
>think he was assassinated at first

>>150720819
i see that we're right on schedule so far

>>150720565
>take back
What's there to "take back"? The Bears have been a nothing burger for decades

>>150720934
Anybody who questions Shanahan is a traitor who will be re-educated.

>>150720916
You can handle the withdrawals for a day, can't you?

>>150720916
Watch one of the games you missed

>>150720652
How many N-bombs this weekend?

>>150720979
This is why I refuse to watch Redzone. I save the games and watch them over the course of the week.

>>150720979
>watching non-live sports

>>150720654
but the dog DID play basketball..

>>150720652
Oh man, what a great day

Anyone see Brady's knee today
Kind of sketchy....

>>150720993
>he doesn't rewatch his favorite games during the off-season
NGMI

>>150721000
he got banned

>"Joe Burrow will leas the Bengals to at least 1 title in his career"
Yes or no? Hes very young, okay maybe not very, but not even 30 yet. On the other hand his body is slowly breaking down

>>150721020
No one would be surprised if he did. The question is if he has to wait to get off a dysfunctional team like Stafford did before he finally will.

>>150721016
Did he? I saw his post get deleted, wouldn't be surprised if he was one of the ones spamming it with his trip off though.

DO NOT LOOK AT HARRISON BUTKERS TWITTER

>>150721020
I'm leaning toward no. They're going to Carson Palmer him. He has the talent but the Bengals are never going to give him the support. He might win it all if he gets away from them.

>>150721057
why

>got a fly in my room
>the spider I've been tolerating for a week now caught it

based and go pack go

>>150721057
Why?

Jalen Hurts played a great game, and every other elite QB would've had the same game he did if they were the Eagles QB that night

stop talking about football
start talking about the upcoming civil war

>>150721092
He does look kinda zesty

>>150721101
Oh no not another fucking marvel movie

>>150721101
Oregon vs Oregon state is next Saturday.

>>150721101
South can barely rise off their couch, let alone "rise again"

>>150721101
I don't think I will, especially since football just started and there's a game tomorrow.

>>150721020
No. Burrow will be traded first, probably early as next season to either dem boyz or the kangz and then Chase will be dealt to the queefs. Higgins will end up in leaveland.

>>150721112
Fucking hate rooting for the cummanders

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nigger

https://x.com/TheOmniLiberal/status/1965859952511299921

leftists called for the assassination

right wing = cuckolds

>>150721124
I'm rooting for the fudgepackers because Deebo Samuel is a fucking traitor

>>150721135
Who is your favorite current Falcons player?

>>150721135
Football?

>>150721135
Rights and lefts call for each other's deaths all the time

>>150721143
benis :D

>>150721135
Isn't he a child predator?

Why are the players so tiny?

Why pay money to get drunk, get punched, smell other people's drunk breath, and watch tiny fucking players 5000 feet away?

>>150721159
Not my daughter, not my business, not my problem.

>>150721166

I would watch the nfl even if all the players looked like the boys in your pic

>>150721171
you sound brown

>>150721101
We will be sitting here consooming the circus until the power gets cut

>>150720984
>next game against Indiana
He'll switch to the C word and call Danny Dimes a Cracker

>>150721211
They haven't found the shooter yet
Fox CNN and all other networks are rock hard right now

>>150721211
t. brain damaged retard

why do players give their opposition bulletin board material?

>>150721217
charlie kirk out for the season! our thoughts and prayers go out to our political enemy

>>150721230
Hes right tho

>>150721206

I do not know what this means

>>150721230
it's called confidence

Who's truly the most accurate Quarterback in the NFL?

Turns out that the overthrow on DJ Moore was most likely supposed to be a corner route because DJ Moore threw his hand up which signals the corner but Moore kept running a go and the safety was literally right on him.

>>150721230
Didn't Jameis torch them last year? He's probably right.

>>150721289
the ball was like 15 yard over his head regardless of what was supposed to happen

>>150721282
All time probably Rodgers

It's over, again

>>150721294
Because he was trying to adjust mid throw to drive the ball to give Moore a chance despite his fuck up and he put too much on it. No QB is making that throw under those circumstances.

>>150719896
>>150719904
As a baseball fan I'm warning you guys right now. Get rid of these people as fast as you can. Don't give them even an inch in your sport. They will ruin it.

is he right?

>>150721323
The thing that insulates football from those types becoming too influential is that the sample sizes are too small. Cut the baseball season in half and you'd have less of them there too.

>>150721335
Do you think the Chiefs are on par with the Ravens?

>>150720999
Fuck you faggot. go back

>>150721335
>that nose

>>150721348
Seething kek

>>150721323
baseball is infested with spic retards who can't understand basic stats though?

I'd Daniel Jones plays well against the Broncos defense, I will admit that there's a chance for him to salvage his career a bit. Also, I watch him against the Dolphins, a lot of his throws weren't particularly good.

>>150721365
He'll be our generations Sam Darnold

>>150721360
Just go away child

>>150719455
but it IS funny, you're just too stupid to see it. but please, tell us Chuck would still be here today if only he had been strapped too. God I hope a certain Orange fella is next. In Minecraft, of course. Finally someone with some balls in this country not sitting around and waiting for it to keep getting worse.

Hate is winning in this thread.

Ewwwwwww.... Asperger's is here

>>150719455
>people getting shot and killed is just the price of the 2nd amendment
>*gets shot and killed*
>NOOOOOOOOOO I DIDN'T MEAN ME

kwab

....in this bussy.

leftists scored a shit ton of points today, right wing got cucked lol

>>150721323
Baseball is still based

Why did he do it?

>>150721411
I tried a burger with aioli the other day for the 1st time. It was good I guess. My tastebuds are fukt cause I smoke 2+ packs of Newports a day, a little weed and drink king cobra like it's water. Is wasn't an ass burger though. Go Lions.

>>150721433
>guy named chris wearing steelers gear kills people
I think I remember reading about that once.

>>150721431
>t.Juan

Read about this bussy

Is this on-topic?

>>150721335
I was surprised to see the Packers that high. I’m a Packers guy, but I don’t consider them worthy of being ranked above the rest of the league. Really no team should be unless you’re putting the Eagles at the top by default as the champs who haven’t lost yet. Not enough is known about how teams stack up until more of them play each other.

>>150721480
Sure

>>150721434
Chalky hands typed this

>>150721335
Swap Buffalo and Green Bay. Perfect.

Through 1 week, do you have concerns about your team

>>150721534
My team is the 49ers and my only concern is injuries. Again. Everything looked great other than the kicking and the injuries. And we just cut Jake Moody.

>>150721534
Yeah, Bills need to tighten up on defense. It's nothing short of a miracle that we won that game. Allen and Prater were the heroes. With the lone exception of that forced fumble on Henry, our defense looked like doo doo. Not winning a Super Bowl by allowing 40 points like that.

trannitor doesn't even know jaxson dart is an nfl player

>>150721534
For the Eagles, they really need to get a CB2.

>>150721534
Not really. There were some bad throws/catches by Daniels and the receivers, but that'll get ironed out as the season goes on, same with the penalties
Deebo looked good, Eckler is still a dawg, and Bill was phenomenal. The defense also put up a great showing, but they were facing the Giants. I'll wait another week or so before deciding if it's legit

>>150721569
His last name is Ekeler

>>150721569
You only have to wait until tomorrow.

>>150721534
Not worried. Bo will bounce back

>>150721569
>Eckler is still a dawg
he's a piece of shit, do not trust him, he will ruin/end your season with a fumble.

>>150721534
Sean Payton masterclass

>>150721230
>Browns star Jerry Jeudy

>>150721407
What's the point spread on hate?

>>150721230
Man, Jeudy was such a fucking disappointment for Denver

>>150721335
they need to contract the playoffs. only 4-6 teams per year year should think they have a chance at the owl

>>150721646
-6,000,000. Still a good bet though.

>>150721534
Bo needs to chill out. He's usually fine but he's so goddamn anxious all the time. And Payton needs to use the run game more until Bo calms down

>>150721230
“Bulletin board material” shit is overblown. These guys are professionals

>>150721653
And of course he rapes us last year when we played him. Fuck jeudy

>>150721670
>>anxious
>Bo Nix took close to 100 percent of his snaps in the shotgun formation during his high school career.
>While no source provides an exact percentage of shotgun snaps over his entire college career, the consistent offensive schemes at both Auburn and Oregon, combined with Nix’s own statements and statistical profile, strongly suggest that he lined up in the shotgun formation for the vast majority—likely exceeding 90%—of his offensive snaps during his college football career.

who's the most accurate QB in the league?

>150721752
kill yourself bitchknees

>>150721534
I'm not reading too much into any week 1 performances, every QB needs to shake the cobwebs off. We'll know by week 4 if any shitter QB needs to be replaced

Allenfags our response?

>>150721752
Probably Daniel Jones, 76% comp pct last week. He definitely wouldnt be that accurate from 200 yards away tho

>>150721758
i'm "chikaner"

>>150721752
Last year it was Tua kek

>>150721768
This is anti-Caleb discrimination.

>>150721778
No way

>>150721785
Technically Marcus Mariota (KEK) but backups shouldn't count with so few attempts.

49ers should trade for Shadeur Sanders.

>>150721803
Damn. Maybe i shouldnt be surprised, he was kind of a dink and dunk qb at alabama

>>150721785
are you new to football

>>150721768
This seems like a reach saying he was taking a shot at Allen he was just being honest. You never see Lamar throw his hands in the air or look at the official for late hit flags

>>150721661
Literally who is Caleb Johnson

>>150721886
Bears qb. Kind of a fruitcake

>>150721574
Please forgive, I am retard
>>150721585
I set little store by TNF games. They're always too weird

>>150721899
I don't see a Caleb Johnson on their roster

My panthers are fucking awful bros but I love watching them

kek they ruined their pitch for you
And they say people in São Paulo aren't welcoming

>>150721923
https://www.chicagobears.com/team/depth-chart

>>150722000
Lucky you, my Titans are fucking awful and I HATE watching them. I just want Derrick Henry back.

>>150722005
The NFL had to fly in the machines to fix that shit heap of a field

>>150722000
Do you think theyll roll out Bryce Young next year?

>>150722013
The titans are the most forgettable team in football and should be forced to relocate.

Sneak's Official NFL Power Rankings 2025 - Week 2 Edition!

1. Philadelphia Eagles 31.9 (NC | NC)
2. Buffalo Bills 31.1 (+2 | +2)
3. Washington Commanders 29.3 (+3 | +2.3)
4. Green Bay Packers 28.2 (+5 | +4.8)
5. Los Angeles Rams 28.1 (+2 | +2.3)
6. Baltimore Ravens 27.6 (-3 | -2.3)
7. Tampa Bay Buccaneers 25.8 (+1 | +1.1)
8. Los Angeles Chargers 24.4 (+6 | +5.2)
9. Kansas City Chiefs 24 (-7 | -7)
10. Minnesota Vikings 23.4 (+2 | +2.7)
11. Detroit Lions 22.6 (-6 | -5.5)
12. San Francisco 49ers 20.5 (+1 | +0.1)
13. Cincinnati Bengals 20.2 (-2 | -1.8)
14. Denver Broncos 19.8 (+1 | +1.3)
15. Pittsburgh Steelers 17.9 (+1 | +1.8)
16. Houston Texans 17.2 (-6 | -6.1)
17. Arizona Cardinals 15.9 (+5 | +4.5)
18. Indianapolis Colts 13.9 (+5 | +4.4)
19. Jacksonville Jaguars 13.4 (+5 | +4.4)
20. Las Vegas Raiders 12.6 (+7 | +7)
21. Dallas Cowboys 12.2 (-3 | -2.5)
22. Seattle Seahawks 11.5 (-3 | -2.8)
23. Chicago Bears 10.4 (-3 | -2.8)
24. Atlanta Falcons 10.1 (-3 | -2.2)
25. New York Jets 7.8 (+3 | +2.3)
26. Miami Dolphins 6.8 (-9 | -8.9)
27. New England Patriots 6.2 (-2 | -1.5)
28. Carolina Panthers 4.5 (-2 | -3)
29. Tennessee Titans 4.4 (NC | +0.3)
30. Cleveland Browns 3.1 (+2 | +1.8)
31. New York Giants 2.2 (-1 | -0.6)
32. New Orleans Saints 1 (-1 | -1.3)

If there's one thing that's true about the NFL is if you get your shot you take it. Don't want to be like the Lions.

>>150722027
We are gonna suffer with him for the next 3-5 years. It’s not his fault he’s a manlet and was brought into the team because of a boneheaded businessman.

>>150722030
Nah that’s the Arizona cardinals

>>150722005
Kek based, you hues are alright

>>150722024
>>150722065
Thank you for playing here, master. Don't be a stranger!

>>150722013
You guys should be thankful you had Ryan Tannehill take you to the playoffs a bunch of times. I knew he was a big loss for the Dolphins since he left.

>>150722005
looks good

>>150722093
The Tannehill/Henry/Vrabel days were the last time I actually enjoyed watching the Titans.

>>150721768
If I remember right there was 2 hits he took and in both of them he was running with the ball beyond the line of scrimmage and did not slide or give himself up, or was there some other instance he got hit? cause roughing the passer indicates a QB behind the line of scrimmage that is throwing a pass

>>150721768
Respect. Lamar is based

>>150722070
I dont know why Brazilians are larping as cowboys these days, but I would like to order 1 (one) south american cowgirl gf pls.

Jannies are asleep post vintage football pictures

>>150721020
The bengals? no.

>FIX IT
Is Bo the angriest QB currently in the NFL?

>>150722051
>dem boyz that low on your list when they were a couple of dropped passes away from beating what you believe is #1

>>150722153
I think so. I cant think of another qb whos yelled at his coach like that

I don’t care how “fire” the new merchandise is. I shan’t give another dime to this organization till they fix this god dammed team

>inactive general
>/pol/ invaders
yeah, I take back everything bad I said about offseason /nfl/

Why does Jesus hate San Francisco

>>150722306
>inactive general
It's actually a huge political event, most people are probably on /pol/. Anyway I'm excited for tomorrow's game desu it should actually be a good TNF game.

>>150721534
My Saints looked better than I thought they would. Not exactly good but not unwatchable either. My expectations are non-existent.

>>150719284 (OP)
i want her bloody mouth slobbing on my knob, deshita.

/pol/ can get nuked for all I care
Football, damnit

>>150722153
"Bo, i told you to stop pointing at the black players and calling them niggers"

>>150722342
Pretty sure everyone named Jesus in California is a 49ers fan.

>>150722306
The jannies are finally doing their jobs. They got banned and went back to pol

>>150722342
fag capital of the USA.

>>150722306
fuck you, charlie kirk was a good man and didn’t deserve to be killed like that. Only a self hating democrat like you would be against any discussion about this incident…this could swing the pendulum in american history, its a BIG deal

>>150722488
>>150722492
Lol

>>150722492
>>>/pol/

>>150722488
get fucked, nigger lover

niggers are fucking subhumans that belong in chains and cages, and you worship them like a beta cuckold every sunday. They are literally LOWER LIFE FORMS, WAKE UP WHITE MAN

>>150722504
We got a live one!

football?

FUCK NIGGERS

FUCK THESE DISGUSTING SUBHUMANS

>>150722549
Why do white QBs chimp out on their receivers running the wrong routes like this?
>see (Bo Nix, Kirk, Tom Brady, Peyton)

>>150722549
Hell yeah let em kurt

>>150722447
kek

>>150722553
Charlie Squirt

>>150722579
FUCK YOU. I HOPE PALANTIR IDENTIFIES YOU AND HELPS THE FEDS TRACK YOU DOWN AND ARREST YOU, COMMIE SYMPATHIZER SCUM

>>150722560
The same reason middle aged white females chimpout at a cashier who doesn't know how to ring up her coupon and gets called a "karen". They are perfectionistic and want things done the right way. Meanwhile scatskinned subhumans would be rolling around in their own shit starving if white people didn't babysit them.

Ive seen a lot of gore on this site but seeing what happened on x today really struck me. I dont feel like watching sports or anything. I was excited for football tomorrow too. And I didnt even like the guy either. Its really depressing see what this countries become. Anyways, go panthers

what a good dude ;)

Ive seen a lot of gore on this site but seeing what happened on x today really struck me, It was so beautiful it made me want to see more. Anyways, go Raiders

>>150721916
so fattttttttttt

>>150722643
i wonder how big JJ's cock is and how it tastes

are they retarded

>>150722737
Shart of the Deal
They'll wait until Jerruh Jones offers them a 1st round pick or two

>>150722718
ask your mom, she'll fill you in with all the sordid details

>>150722737
No you are for posting a Twitter screencap.

>>150722761
>Twitter

based retard

Jerry is the curse

OFFICIAL EYE TEST / VIBE CHECK POWER RANKINGS

>Elite<
1. Packers
2. Eagles
3. Bills
4. Rams
5. Ravens
>Contenders<
6. Jets
7. Chargers
8. Steelers
9. Commanders
10. Lions
11. Bears
>Playoff Teams<
12. Chiefs
13. Buccaneers
>Wildcard Potential<
14. Vikings
15. Falcons
16. Colts
17. Cowboys
18. Saints
19. Broncos
20. Cardinals
21. Texans
>Bad<
22. Browns
23. 49ers
24. Bengals
25. Seahawks
26. Raiders
27. Jaguars
>Disaster<
28. Patriots
29. Giants
30. Panthers
31. Patriots
32. Dolphins

>>150722737
It's just a smokescreen you dolt. Reek is going back to the queefs or the stoolers in October.

>>150722631
there's a war coming

>>150722833
>Loins,clots and bares above dem boyz
log off the internet forever dawg

>>150722744
You mean the two picks the Packers sent them?

>>150722833
Bro, you forgot the Titans

>>150722896
Irrelevant team, and I won't apologize, but they should be at 28

>>150722896
>>150722915

>>150722833
yfw no one wins the AFC south

>>150722947
>every time one wins, the other one loses
spooky

>>150722955
Harbaugh was 100% right about chickens but he started eating them anyway and he hasn't been the same since

>>150720113
other way around. that's how he paid for his drinks

>>150722959
Meds

>>150723154
0-1

Why does everything point back to Big Dom? Are the Eagles run by the mafia?

Who's getting buck broken tomorrow?

>>150723184
Probably but Dom is just a guy who will get you quality drugs and hookers that are discrete and professional and he'll keep you from getting arrested or robbed.

>>150720819
I'm sorry Mac Jones is gonna get rocked by the Aints

>>150722980
redpill me on chickens

>>150723249
it's a nervous bird

>>150723255
Big Dom got his revenge.

>>150723261
so is your mom

>>150723265
who is to the right of anus lips?

>>150722862
Yep

It's been one week, who else is throwing in the towel on their team

>>150723268
You could almost hear the pop. It's glorious.

>>150723283
Broncos ain't doing shit this season

>>150723280
your dad

>>150723268
>_____ Sr.
This really fucking annoys me. Faggot, you're fucking son, who you probably don't even see, doesn't play in the NFL. No one knows him, no one cares that you shot some load into some stripper in newark and you have to send a check to them once a month. Fucking dumbest trend in the past decade.

>>150723294
My dad is a retired house painter. I seriously doubt he has time to coach in the NFL.

>>150720819
This mental midget keeps getting chances and always blows them.

>>150723244
the taints have no defense. Mac Jones is gonna slap dick all over their faces.

>>150723303
He's not retired, I painted his face last night.

>>150723280
Zac taylor bengals

>>150723316
That was your grandma, you drunk bastard.

>>150723287
Fuck you

>>150723327
Naw I only bang hot dudes.

This will be Mac Jones's legacy through no fault of his own

>>150723321
>name is Zac taylor bengals
>coaches the bengals
cinema

>>150723336
and what a legacy it is...buttfumble vibes

>>150723336
>oh no
>OH WOW

>>150723333
um, based

>>150723336
Holy shit lmao

>>150723287
-t. picrel

>>150723336
LMAO this will never get old
>Lack Bones

>>150723336
>oh no

>>150723350
reminder that this guy did nothing wrong.

>>150723336
I still can't get over how dumb this play is. Why did he lateral when the game was tied? just go out of bounds and play for overtime. Theres very few awful choices to make in this scenario and somehow all of them were made.

>>150723365
Pretty sure he killed a girl

>>150723368
again....this guy did nothing wrong

>>150723381
Killing girls is wrong

>>150723368
>some fatty had a heart attack
again...

>>150723367
There should be more laterals in football.

>>150723336
From brady to… this. Patoids deserve a hundred years of this

>>150723255
>Big Dom has a ring
>nobody on that whiners team does
justice served

>>150723388
it depends. whats the color?

>>150723283
Does it count if I knew they'd be awful before the season even started?

>>150723421
>has a ring for being a fat faggot that gropes the head coach
They really do give out participation awards in the NuFL.

>>150723336
Reminder that the Patriots refused to resign Jakobi Meyers because of this play so he went to the Raiders and has had better seasons than any receiver the Patriots have had since.

>>150723447
uh oh whiner melty

>>150723460
>you must be a _____ fan because you said something mean about my team!!!
kek, this mindset is one of the funniest and gayest things about this board.

>>150723460
Literally me after reading that Brock might miss multiple games
Not like this ninerbros.

what team is this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9V78UbdzWI

this does not instill me with confidence

>>150723572
Queefs being last place in the AFC West

>>150723477
Mac Jones is good. We are going to be fine.

>>150723588
People who are decisive don't think about it that goddamn much.

The only reason gayleb didn't throw 4 picks on Monday is because he also outthrew the coverage...

i wonder how dan will fuck up this season

>>150723630
Probably by losing 12 games.

>>150723588
>bears qbs

Rams trying to go 2-0 this weekend

i wonder if this anon ever got a replacement license plate

Is there any legit argument Whitlock isn't just a coon?

youtube.com/watch?v=var0jMu2cC0

>>150723600
I think he can do fine if our Oline wasn't so bad. I know it's the saints but they sacked Kyler Murray 5 times.

>>150723853
peanut butter skin

>>150723853
I used to draft Daunte Culpepper in Madden.

>>150723853
Call him a coon but you can't call him a liar

Black players about to look at dart funny

>>150723964
Not really. Russell and Jameis are chuds too.

The NFC north isn't good. Only the Packers are good.

>>150724025
How does it feel knowing your defense is going to get raped by Derrick Henry

>>150723991
Those two are honorary caucasians.

>>150723853
>black qbs were 5-11
reminder that includes matchups between two black qbs (3-3)
they are 2-8 vs white qbs

>>150724033
Ravens better come in like Tucker at a rub-n-tug.

>>150724001
>Only the Packers are good.
We'll see tomorrow.

idk how Jamarcus Russell can be considered a big bust. If you knew ball, his NFL career went exactly how you should have expected it to go.

I got Daniel Jones so my season is saved right

>>150724168
aye

Time for me to quit vaping and cut back on my caffeine.

>>150719284 (OP)
Sovl?

I was kind of happy about Shannon Sharpe's downfall, but I've gone back to watching Nightcap recently and am willing to give unc a second chance.

Hello my fellow Americans. I was on vacation for 10 days and did shitpost. What did I miss? My tardinals still painfully mid?

>>150724215
Chiefs and Eagles fans both being gigantic retards before Slop Bowl 2

>>150724219
Nothing new innit

>>150723599
>Queefs being last place in the AFC West
the superbowl hangover is pretty normal.

goddamn flyovers are ridiculous and cringe

>>150724252
>travel Wisconsin
tf am I even gonna do there as a tourist?
>inb4 visit Lambeau field, wonder of Wisconsin
Not quite worth the flight desu

>>150724252
It's a wonder why there isn't anything else to do on Wisconsin

>>150724209
>I was kind of happy about Shannon Sharpe's downfall
Why? Did you actually believe the instathots story. He showed the text messages of her asking him to choke him. She has a BDSM fetish

Hello Saars! My broncos are redeeming the division this year! Pizza party for all Walmarts!

>>150723853
>shooting opps/other blacks over trivial bullshit
>based
>calling other blacks underwhelming qbs
>cringe
Explain this to me Democrats.

>>150724287
Lookin good mate

>>150724272
>THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE A BODEGA FOR MUHHHH FOREIGN FOODS!!!
cry more, coastie roastie

>>150724268
>>150724252
having lived in Wisconsin for years, there's plenty of fun stuff to do as a tourist. a lot of it is food, beer, or nature related, but even beyond that it's not a desolate wasteland by any means

>>150724209
dumb ape thought he was too big for skeeeeup and got shot down hard.

>>150724287
SAAR BOHAN NIXTSHA WILL REDEEM US

>>150724678
Many benchods are saying this

Aaron Rodgers will be wearing cleats paying tribute to Charlie Kirk

>>150724774
post your edgy punchline already, faggot.

>>150724586
Dubs decide which state I have to visit. Rolling for Montana

>>150724833
Montana it is. Make sure you pull a nice rural girl while you're there, Karl

>>150724726
saar, i am one of the benchods saying this. he is now free of the talmudic curse.

>>150724833
>>150724845
Fuck yeah. How do they respond to me flexing my Euro 'cep? It worked on east coast sloots

>>150724862
If you're 6'2 or taller you're guaranteed poosi. If you're 5'9 or shorter they're gonna point and laugh before you even open the conversation. It's science

>>150724869
6'1, 200lbs. Could I be a football playing man?

>>150724887
There's a decent chance you'll pull with those dimensions if you aren't a spastic. God speed

>>150724887
Do not piss off any locals. It's very easy for out overseas travellers who are alone to be preyed on by serial killers and ditched on the side of the road in the PNW.
Or in a natural park.
Especially piss nobody off in a natural park.

>>150724900
Or mugged and raped like the resident kiwi

>>150724943
Only one of those things happened. Stop falling for Asperger's Syndrome headcanon, Nigel

>>150724949
>Only one of those things happened
Rape can be a type of mugging.

>>150724975
A Kiwi, an Aussie, and a German walk into /sp/. The Kiwi posts about rugby, the Aussie brags about cricket, and the German demands a Fußball thread. The mods ban them all for "off-topic shitposting."

Americans should be used to foreigners coming into their safe spaces and taking what they want desu

>pour a cup of joe
>come to see three different foreigners in my /nfl/
what going here?