Thread 150726039

Only red clubs should be allowed to spend money. Blue clubs must be banned.

>>150726045
the fact is red is a nicer colour than blue

>>150726045
Have all my gold, dude!
EDIT: WTF RIP my inbox.
EDIT #2: Okay this blew up

Coote has denied being a nonce.

It was Kloppo himself who hacked Coote's devices and filled it with questionable children images. It's not enough to make Coote lose a job he also had to be humiliated and dragged to the jail.

>>150726077
The ol' Kevin Spacey defence.

Rentboys absolutely seething today

thinking how victim fc were never charged with ringing their nonexistent stadium up to psr

Weird how Geordie Bastard gets really upset when he's called a Scot, yet people in Dundee are part of the Newcastle family

painfully unfunny gimmick

thinking how manure got that psr exemption that was chalked to covid as if the disease had been localised entirely within trafford

>>150726045
Facts.

>>150726169
Jota died mate have some respect

>>150726218
Another national candle shortage incoming la...

if your club has never been in the championship its a wanker club

Absolute tears. City wouldn't sell to liverpool as they viewed them as rivals, but were happy to sell Gabriel Jesus and Zinchenko to Arsenal kek

Literally nobody takes them seriously

>>150726354
yeah that totally happened

>>150726365
The Telegraph is generally reliable on football reporting

>>150726173
Based, fuck those kids. Not literally of course, I'm not a referee ffs.

>>150726379
he doesn't source this alleged quote, because it came out his arse
bindippers have to be the most gullible pack of cunts outside a nigerian prince's mailing list

CAM UN LIVVEHPEWL GWAN GIZ US ANOTHA COOOOP

>>150726173
Are Newcastle like everybody in Scotland's second team?

>>150726412
It's out of this article, feel free to apologise

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2025/09/11/liverpool-dream-transfer-window-spend-isak-wirtz-ekitike/

>>150726421
yeah celtic fans love them

>>150726421
Pretty much yes

Geordies even use the same slang and dialect as Scots, they will say things like "bairns"

>>150726431
i'm not clicking your torygraph shit idiot

LMAO at the Man City players faking injuries to get out of the derby

>>150726552
Are you mentally challenged? I don't mean this as an insult, I'm genuinely curious

turkish window closes tomorrow
wonder how many of these mid players we will see go

>>150726379
>Believing the T*legraph
Lol. Lmao, even.

Scouser rats such as Screenshotmong HATE right wing news sources such as the Telegraph - unless it suits them then they of course they believe it fully and spam it, bringing it up as accepted fact for years on end (this being day one of said years)

>>150726687
Stop bullyingggggggggggg :'(

>>150726601
city gave the murderers toure on a free and sterling and palmer both went to chelsea who have objectively been more successful than liverpool in the same time frame. it's engagement farming and it's incredibly easy to work heysel fc because you're the sort of customer they aim for

>>150726607
The missing link

>>150726607
Grealish 2.0 noooo

>>150726354
Nobody at City wanted Diaz and their tier 1 journos shot it down the instant that rumour came out
>were happy to sell Gabriel Jesus and Zinchenko to Arsenal kek
Arsenal weren't really big rivals at that point, also those players aren't very good

>>150726211
Livershit customers are beyond deluded.

>>150726985
I don't even understand why Liverpool fans would believe this story. Why would they want Alvarez for Diaz, when he was underwhelming for City and didn't show he'd be any better when moved to another team in the same league.

Brave of Liverpool legend Jamie Carragher to come out and say he's attracted to Ruben Amorim

>>150726607
Thought Jota was dead la...

>>150727077
wot

just so we're clear it seems 'pool told city they can fuck right off with their desperate attempts for Diaz (up to and including a swap of someone named "el bencho" (the bencho))

But then the whole room fell silent, as Kloppo stood up, cocked an eyebrow and said with a grin "Neither do we..."

>>150727124
based indy

How is it not fucked up that Paqueta had an 85m move scuppered and lost out on a title because the FA made false accusations like a day before the move happened and are now like "oh lol sorry we made it up"

>>150727128
City should sue them too just for all the bozo moments that Nunes has given them as Paqueta's last minute replacement

what if a civil war breaks out in USA and we no longer have Yankee posters in /epl/ :/

>>150727178
Personally cannot Kuwait for a spee without Americans 2bh

>>150727116
Turns out that Liverpool Legend Jamie Carragher is a homosexual

>>150727195
the board would look kuwait different

>>150727128
Mad how the FA started a multi year long investigation based on some random wankers twitter post
Meanwhile are Indy is putting out TRVKES and ends up harassed by the m*dia

>>150727178
The eternal American will always be here

>>150727382
love yanks me, just some of you are kinda retarded.

>>150727449
>some of us
You haven’t met many yanks then

when shit hits the fan I'm hoofing it to Alaska to find luke from the outdoor boys and convincing him to take me in

Me: Luke, is it ok with your wife if I stay here with you guys?
Luke: I dunno, Alaska

it may feel like things are happening but football is back on on saturday at which time that feeling will pass like a common occurrence of flatulence

>>150727128
paqueta is based af desu, sticking with the hammers on a whim at the end of the window. brazilians get it man.

3 weeks until the next international break

>>150727743
I'm counting down the days. Hate having to watch shitty club football.

>>150727743
by that time the relevant clubs will have had 2 games a week and will enjoy the respite

>>150727845
>Manchester United will only play 6 games before November
lads…

mad how the media entirely stopped reporting on Israel bombing Qatar and razing Gaza to the ground because some Amerifat bigwig got shot by a suspect who vanished into thin air

>>150727967
>bigwig
literally a podcaster

>>150728058
is that all?

>>150728058
why are there audible cries of mourning from the White House and the Amerifat senate holding a minutes silence for a podcaster?

An employment judge has ruled that people can legally be rejected from a job if they support a rival football team to existing staff.

Judge Daniel Wright said employers were entitled to base recruitment choices on whether an incoming colleague could "damage office harmony" by not supporting the same team.

Wright ruled that a boss would not be breaking employment law if, for example, they were to turn down an application from a Tottenham fan because the office was full of Arsenal fans.

It came after a woman took legal action after she didn't get a job with a marketing agency because she didn't "vibe" with her interviewer.

Maia Kalina claimed she was the victim of discrimination because she wasn't outgoing and didn't enjoy going to the pub.

But Wright dismissed her claims and said employers had the right to consider whether a prospective employee would get on well with existing staff.

"There may be times when it is perfectly lawful for an employer to decide that somebody just will not be a fit with the team and that therefore it would be difficult to work together," he said.

"An example of this could be a small company where everybody who works in the office is an ardent supporter of Arsenal football club, and they decide to pick an Arsenal fan at interview over a similarly qualified Tottenham Hotspur season ticket holder because they do not want to damage the harmony of the office.

"The decision there would be lawful (albeit taking the example to the extreme would not necessarily be good for business)."

>>150728131
because he was a fantastic shill for israel among things, but was still pissed about the epstein files. They had a a senator and his judge wife shot last month, she died. no one knows shit about that.

anyways. footy is nearly back

>>150728131
The flag at half mast notification wasn’t even for today being 9/11 either. American politics are funny.

>>150728163
that makes sense, why would the law take issue with personal preferences in hiring
to me the protected characteristic or whatever they call them laws against hiring browns and queers is already too much

>>150728166
>a senator and his judge wife shot last month
more info?

>>150728237
>riddick if he twink

>>150728209
>i did this. sorry /epl/.
it wasn't a judge sorry, she was state representative (lower elected official). and it was actually two different instances.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2025_shootings_of_Minnesota_legislators

>>150728266
were they a chelsea fan at least?

>no more banana
it's over /mug/bros

>>150728276
definite lack of blacks in minnesota.

>>150728286
i'll never forget

>>150727547
kek now I get it

>ya I'll have the drink, just give me the small one
>that's M

>>150728496
Minisoda?

(Wo)Man United lost to Brann

>>150728237
Terry Davis is alive?

>>150728548
ya

>The English Football League is in talks over adding an eliminator round to the Championship playoffs and increasing the number of participants from four to six.

>The proposal is a similar format to the one used by the National League. In the Championship the team that finish fifth would play the eighth-placed team and sixth would meet seventh in one-off ties at the higher-ranked team’s home stadium.

>Unlike in the non-league playoffs, the winners of the eliminators would proceed to two-leg ties against the teams that finished third and fourth, with the winners meeting at Wembley to play for promotion to the Premier League.

>The plan, presented to clubs by the Preston North End chief executive, Peter Ridsdale, at a meeting last week, would add greater jeopardy to the end of the season and early feedback from Championship clubs has been favourable.

That's Peter Ridsdale, the man who ran Lelds into League One. Fuck off.

>oh that's just 'erald lookin' frew 'is ears again
>that's A
last one promise

>>150728582
Some things dont change

>>150728762
kek, good one danone

>fa vs everton
bodybuilder doge
>fa vs city and chelsea
weak ass doge

>>150728685
wrexham WILL be in the premier league and you're gonna like it

The Premier League are considered a moment's silence for Charlie Kirk when matchdays return.

Isa Slot sponsored by Californian Nubian film producers

>>150728818
>are considered a moment's

>>150728858
settle down ibp we're all just doing our best here

>BREAKING: Police respond to reports of shooting at University of Massachusetts in Boston
At what point do they strip the US of the world cup? They technically can't allow Iran to even play.

>>150728858
As I get older my fingers increasingly fail to type out correct words and go with close enough approximations instead which combined with my non-existent proof reading results in abominations such as the one you just witnessed.

I hate that we all have to live under IBP's thumb

>kerkez revealed that at bournemouth kluivert was cutting his hair
https://x.com/bobby_role/status/1965451101177872896

>>150728983
kek he's too dumb to cut his own hair

>>150728698
Arkansas (I know a lot of you can finally go to sleep now)

>>150728983
tad gay innit ?

Well... Arsenal have spent big money.... where are their trophies?!?

>>150729349
Liverpool customers (what John W. Henry calls them) are extremely gay when it comes to their club. Asking him about his hair and shite like that.
Jamie Carragher, one of their legends, was even bragging about how much he fancies Amorim the other day.

>>150729400
wew, so Liverpool is an openly gay club ?

Can’t believe he’s gone… who will ship goals at their near post and dive out of the way of shots now? Who will flap at crosses and berate the defence for his own mistakes? I miss him already…

>>150729441
Always has been

>>150729441
Klopp forced his wife to live in Germany while he invited the kit man to live with him btw.
That's before you get near things like Hendo and Lallana.

>>150729443
who is gone?

Not naming any names but it's interesting how proven Liverpool haters tend to also be pedophiles.

>>150729561
Obamna

>>150729441
don't even joke about that, suddenly all of Manchester will throw their support behind them

>>150729745
dont say that, suddenly all of manchester will be thinking theres a lad named support whos going to come behind them

tomorrow /epl/ izback

>>150733281
well today is thursday and the first game is saturday so that is not true.
>but in my timezone it's friday!!!
don't care

>>150733470
it's already friday in UK though

>>150733488
yeah but its still night for them. days begin when you wake up, its not even 4am their time.

THE BLUE CLUBS BOUGHT PLAYERS AND WE BOUGHT NUNEZ AND MINAMINO IT'S NOT FAIR IT'S JUST NOT FAIR THE GOVERNMENT SHOULD STOP US WASTING OUR BASEDBEAN MONEY ON SHIT

>>150733836
>>150733505
it is friday for them

>>150726045
Why are all clubs in england either red or blue? Or am I color blind

FUCK OFF JUST FUCK OFF MODS BAN THIS TROLL FROM R/SOCCER MUTE THE FUCKING CUNT I WANT HIM GONE I WANT HIM OUT OF MY SUB IT'S NOT OUR FAULT WE SPENT 400 MILLION QUID ON CARVALHO AND A RED BULL CROCK

>>150733865
well it's friday for dave i agree, he's awake. wonder if he even slept.

dude i freakin love the merseyside burds! up the ra! go boston red sawks!!

>>150734583
my boynana ain't even ripe yet

>>150734583
day for college football

Why didn't Klopp and the fans speak up about Keita?

>>150729349
Do you only get your hair cut by women?

footy back tomorrow cunts!

just signed ubereatse eze for breakfast fc

test

icles

>Former Man City striker Robinho is doing a nine-stretch in Brazil for a heinous sex crime, and this week it emerged he’s gaffer of the “abusers” team, who play against the “murderers” in the prison yard.
I'd watch it

>>150735982
do they still shoot them like this anymore?

>>150736312
pep killed it

>>150736337
rip the last scouser in anfield

Steven Reid was living proof that the Irish are black

>AEL Limassol have signed legendary Mexican goalkeeper Guillermo Ochoa.

(Source: @aelfc_official)
dude's 40yo now

>>150735973
I can't kuwait.

>Arne Slot has warned Liverpool fans not to expect too much too soon from Alexander Isak
He's only a record signing, don't put any pressure on him

>>150736779
mad how fast this bald prick became the most unlikeable manager in the prem
klopp 2.0

>>150736908
He isn't even fully fit yet. The is the Super Jack era.

>Eddie Howe has revealed that his relationship with Alexander Isak changed after his star player went on strike: "Communication became difficult from that point onwards. I won't go into any more detail than that."
>Meanwhile, one of the players brought in to replace Isak, forward Yoane Wissa, is out of Saturday's home game versus Wolves.
>"It's a knee injury but I don't know any more than that. We only saw him for the first time yesterday."
Have to wonder whether this one is a real injury because Isak's wasn't, Eddie is developing a track record for barefaced lies.

>>150736920
forgot wissa existed with all the talk about woltemade

Does anyone have those screenshots of that one Emma Raducanu x Marcus Rashford fanfic book

>>150737060
when dr congo is scanning your knee dont play around
important lesson

>>150737060
No refunds Trooncastle

>>150736807
Didn't take long really before you seen he was the bald Kloppo
>Nicest guy around...until he loses and you see his true colours
>It's never that the other team were better, it's always that his team didn't play well enough
>Will complain about a referee conspiracy even when PGMOL are bailing them out every week
>Will complain about other clubs spending money and destroying football all while breaking spending records himself

>>150737267
>>Will complain about a referee conspiracy even when PGMOL are bailing them out every week
>>Will complain about other clubs spending money and destroying football all while breaking spending records himself

Have you got any receipts for these Dave?

>>150737286
They've already been bailed out in 66% of games so far this season. Which is embarrassing when you're the reigning champions* AND after you've spent £500m in the transfer market. Absolutely embarrassing!

>Slovakia is officially a UEFA European Championship winner. After 49 years UEFA recognizes Slovakia as winner together with Czechia for their shared win as Czechoslovakia in 1976
Woke bullshit.

>>150737303
So you haven't got any, thanks

>>150728237
>Stripey tea-towel
>Eagle
Looks like a True American Patriot (tm) to me

Incredible lead story in Sportsmail where Liverpool are named as the first club in world history to ever pay for players in instalments

>>150737427
I am reminded of Louis the whatever's finance minister, 'the' something. He built this chateau, me and Nicole saw it when we were in Paris. It even outshone Versails, where the king lived. In the end, Louis clapped him in irons.

>>150736920
You might be retarded m8

76 GA last season in this 1 photo

>>150737737
how many this season?

>>150736261
Lacks the soul of dinhos stint in prison desu

>>150737746
From 3 games total, since isak has played 0, 2GA

>>150737737
who is this zesty nigga

>>150737737
Isak giving that "provide me with plenty of assists and let me take the penalties so I can get that ticket to Real Madrid, Mo" vibe

TODDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>150737267
it's not just that he seethes when he loses, that would make him sharteta 2.0 to me. he does it even when he wins, complete bellend and i can't wait to see him fuck off back to the dutch league this time next year

>>150737984
He brought us Number 20 and his name is Arne Slot

Arne Slot wins August Manager of the Month

>>150738058
Manager of the Mon...

>>150737975
how?
isn't the /trans/ window closed?

seen enough of wirtz now to know he's a £10m player. offers even less than havertz and that's saying something.

>>150738119
i mean it's clearly explained on the tweet, you can buy anyone at anytime but only gets them to come when the window opens and for this one it's 2026

>>150738121
Citymong or Arsewog post, you decide

>>150737975
>random Ngubu? YEAH SIGN EM

>>150738132
okay lad no need to stigmatize me like that, we're an all inclusive community here that appreciates diversity and multiculturism.

>>150738121
This but Zubimendi

>>150737681
he came to recruit my mulignan

>>150738058
PGMOL should get player of the season with all of the Liverpool assists they're making

>Eddie Howe has exposed the lingering animosity between Newcastle United and Liverpool over the transfer of Alexander Isak as he revealed the player changed as soon as “the other club” got involved this summer.
>Howe’s refusal to name Liverpool spoke volumes about how Newcastle perceive the Premier League’s champions role in unsettling Isak.

AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERE'S THE FRIDAY NIGHT PREM

>>150738401
>Howe’s refusal to name Liverpool
Geordie Bastard beat him to it by several months

>>150737975
all the strasbourg players de facto belong to todd and his boys

>united fan still trying to force a rivalry with newcastle

Shouldn't you focus on qualifying for the EL?

https://x.com/Lfcbynature1988/status/1966163554681368680?s=19

Irish customer gets upset he cant say liverpool properly

2 days until the reds are back

>no mount cunha and dalot for derby
so it's gonna be this

>>150738682
manure going to get battered even with shitty having more injuries

>>150738682
When the keeper gets in that team can challenge for the title.

> Kalvin Phillips is set to be named in #ManCity’s 25-man Premier League squad for this season, and given a chance to resurrect his career at the Etihad Stadium.

[via @mcgrathmike]

>>150738690
>that team can challenge for the title.
ya...IN THE CHAMPIONSHIP!

>>150734583
Facking finally

https://reddit.com/r/soccercirclejerk/comments/1n0jcbe/florian_wirtz_vs_liverpool_wirtz_transfer_of_all/

genuinely atrocious and doesn't even look like he belongs in the top flight.

>>150738791
>citymong unironically linking to reddit

Deary deary me

>>150738791
>>150738805
this is clearly a false flag from a redditor liversissy pretending to be a redditor liverpool hater

>>150738791
Go back tranny

Ez United win

The snow ogre wont score

>>150738682
They'll probably benefit from Bruno being 10 but that midfield is still total dogshit

>>150738682
What happened to Cunha and Dalot?

>>150738850
injured, amorim doesn't know until when

>>150738858
>amorim doesn't know until when
RIP.

>>150738816
he's definitely not in scoring form that's for sure

aston villa will play tomorrow and i think based sanchy will immediately start, they're scrambling for ideas to get goals and i believe sancho can solve that. consider me a temporary villa fan (as long as sancho plays)

>>150738935
He would make a good troon

I wouldn't be surprised if he wears womens underwear already

Liverpool are going back to Asia for their next preseason tour. Hanoi > Beijing > Seoul > Tokyo. Revenues will be record breaking.

>>150739134
i've legitimately never seen as much spin put out to shield an absolute fraud of a player in my entire time watching the game

>>150739315
the more they defend him and play him the bigger the sunk cost fallacy gets and the funnier the ultimate flop is

I'm willing to give Wirtz a bit more time before judging him but it will be VERY funny if he flops

>>150738791
Watch how good he is next season when he's on the cycle

>raaaaaaaafa benitez rafa benitez!!
>chancel mbemba, giogini wijnaldum, shelvey and parez

>>150738942
>He would make a good troon
Liversimp has enough to wank over without you creating fan fiction for him

>>150739134
>sure bet
>in football
yeah unless you are prime Messi or Ronaldo tüte is no sure bet.

/bundes/ is laughing at us because of the Wirtz signing
Liverpool dragging the entire league down yet again

>>150738813
we don’t sign our posts here

>>150740457
i dont see scouse as my in group so their misclassification is nothing but a simple error from my point of view

Arsenal fans unironically believe that the jury is still out on Havertz being worth £65 million.

>>150740767
We don't give a shit, fuck off to the Arsenal general and bitch in there instead.

>>150740867
bullying championship threads always gives me a giggle
never stop anon that does it

>>150740957
Canadian is about to have a melty over this

>>150741058
haha it's always so funny you guys think you get to me, couldn't be further from the truth, I'm actually laughing, like truly out loud laughing, to the point now both my hand and knee hurt from being slapped

goldbridge is on for leverkusen vs frankfurt btw lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9zeZ2jxl2g

so grim. done want no scousers telling me the micraphone was busted neither or the equickment wasnt working proper.

>>150741412
does he use a green screen and pretend he's running around the pitch?

>>150740957
>>150741377
>>150741413
The fuck is this shit, Jesus wept.

>>150741412
soul, i highly recommend watching this guy!

>>150741458
wow... the early autumn leaf browns, hardens and falls as anger takes over

>>150741440
rival fans are obsessed by the power of anfield cause no other stadium can produce it consistently and isn't talked about as much as the mystical energy that pours from the stands when the team needs it most.

>>150741498
One of the worst posters in the history of this general, which is saying a fucking lot.

>>150740457
bayern fans slowly realising their league is completely irrelevant and lashing out

sad!

>>150741487
*For today's post, the role of 'Irish lad's will be played by 'Canadian b'y'*

Are you referring to Nottingham Forest superfan Brent Di Cesare?

>>150741458
>CHOKE ON WHILE YOU HAVE STOKE ON!!!
kek, the leaf in that thread is a poet and he doesn't even know that he is one

>>150741553
oh hey it's the angry bitter lad (formerly humourless dweeb aka dweeberino), watch any good anime's lately? Just kidding, don't care (gotcha!)

Footie is back (almost)
There won't be a mug this weekend.

Will anything happen regarding 74 + 115 charges?

>>150741443
>>150741604
>>150741625
>>150741673
Told you all he’d have a melty

>>150741817
a small fine and -10 points for everton

banana chads stay winning

>>150741930
i love fabrizio!

>>150741875
haha you're going to have egg on your face when one of the other posters takes a screenshot

>>150741930
Why does Turkey have so much money now

>>150742498
It's just Fabrizio defending United. He's a paid shill these days and absolutely worthless. Does have integrity or stay true to himself like Indy does.

>>150742498
when they changed their name and everyone had to buy a new globe, they were ahead of the curve and had been manufacturing them for months (at least I know that's where I bought my new globes)

Fabrizio is an absolute disgrace to the community RFN helped build

>Saturday 13th September 2025
12.30pm Arsenal v Nottingham Forest
3pm AFC Bournemouth v Brighton & Hove Albion
3pm Crystal Palace v Sunderland
3pm Everton v Aston Villa
3pm Fulham v Leeds United
3pm Newcastle United v Wolverhampton Wanderers
5.30pm West Ham United v Tottenham Hotspur
8pm Brentford v Chelsea

what will you watch tomorrow? for me its arsenal forest, skip 3pm, west ham spurs, maybe brentford chelsea if im in the mood

>>150742663
beat it God 6 CHUD!

>>150742617
more like fabricatio

>>150742663
>12.30pm Arsenal v Nottingham Forest
3-1
>3pm AFC Bournemouth v Brighton & Hove Albion
2-2
>3pm Crystal Palace v Sunderland
2-0
>3pm Everton v Aston Villa
3-0
>3pm Fulham v Leeds United
1-2
>3pm Newcastle United v Wolverhampton Wanderers
4-0
>5.30pm West Ham United v Tottenham Hotspur
2-2
>8pm Brentford v Chelsea
1-5

>>150741930
This guy might have the best agent in history.

>>150742775
>>8pm Brentford v Chelsea
>1-5
is kelleher not playing?

>>150742663
>4 games
Not sure I have the stomach for that. The return of mateball will be a must watch, probably watch Spam lose to Spuds. Brentford v 74 will be a boring 1-0 slurper.

>ynr when Mark "Lawro" Lawrenson threw down a challenge to Hulk "The Hulkster" Hogan to predict match scores, a sport in which "The Hulkster" didn't know existed until the challenge was placed before him, and despite predicting things like a ludicrous 40-0 scoreline he still fucking beat "Lawro"

Why don't any ex-Liverpool players know ball?

>>150741930
Someone explain how Turkey can afford all these ridiculous wages!?

>>150742987
this guy had a great explanation >>150742586

>>150743004
2/10

Big fan of the Canadian poster me

>>150743323
why is that black man called louise?

>>150743323
my heart belongs to are abs but i kinda like this mousey bitch

Sadly I fear Wirtz will never be recognised as the useless flop he clearly is.

Liverpool will likely win the league at a canter because of the lack of competition and he’ll be hyped to oblivion for the one or two quality moments he produces all season, despite being anonymous 90% of games. The 2020s David Silva.

>>150741440
Good image

>>150742663
Super Jack Masterclass. Both sets of fans will applaud him as he leaves the field.

mad how only true ball knowers appreciate the genius of wirtz, sometimes it's about the pass you don't make

and as all Arsenal fans know, sometimes it's the trophies you don't win

>>150743155
you'd give it at least a three if you knew what a globe was

>>150743834
0/10

Big Ange masterclass incoming soon mates

Arne Slot thinks Isak is the best striker in the world. Dopy cunt he is.

>>150742775
Liverpool haven't played on a Saturday yet this season right? What's the longest run of that, four already seems like a lot.

>>150745745
well they had what friday first game, monday second game, sunday third game cause it was arsenal, this weekend sunday
guess you're right now that i think about it
but the everton game on the 20th is saturday

>>150747728
you won't hear the media report this

Isak isn't even that good

>>150747868
just let the livermongs have their moment

>64 g/a in 84 games while playing with Transtony Gordon, Josh Murphy and Joe Linton
>not even that good

Not exactly Haaland levels is it?

>2 people conviniently on /sp/ seething about Liverpool at 5.15am
Genuinely the saddest cunt going

>>150748067
you have to remember /epl/ said haaland would flop and have been seething like fuck about him ever since

Liverpool are top of the Premier League with a 100% record

just imagine what Haaland could do if he had Josh Murphy feeding him instead of Kevin de Bruyne

Really excited over [black academy player with unpronounceable name]

Man Utd have created more than twice as much xG (7.82) as Liverpool (3.37) this season.

football is back lads and i for one am excited

I wish international break was back on, so we could see top matches like Andorra again, the hustle and bustle of the games, the lightning quick speed and quality of the play

>>150748883
>7.82 xG
>4 goals scored
>includes 2 OGs and 1 Poono Penandes 90+7' (P)

KWAB

How many for Big Zirk tomorrow?

>>150747728
He won a trophy last season against some bunch of nobodies

Actually insane how much Woltemade is about to unlock Gordon and Elanga

this one scouser is the saddest fuck ive ever seen in my time on this board this thread is his entire life

oof, clean sweep of irrelevants in the 3pm slot

>>150745745
>>150746062
How many 12:30 kick offs has Slot had? Cause I remember that always being a meme with Klopp.

>>150742869
Didn't Lawro not predict a Liverpool loss for years?

>>150739340
he will never come good
the current cope is about "physicality" but that isn't why he's shit. he's slow as fuck, and i don't mean pace, 0 creativity, slow decision making, makes the wrong decisions
idek what you'd expect from a player who was invisible against a bang average atalanta side (currently 11th in serie a)