Thread 150726174

Abus edition

>>150726178
based

>>150726178
Aljadaddy workin' these piggies clitties.

Piggy Kirk with the clitty squirt!

>>150726167
Chorizo pork’s clitty squirted for Daddycarlos before xhe oinked

What was Bellators best card?

Who revved spammy this morning?

>>150726200
eblen vs edwards

>>150726198
Duh it was a college campus not a parole hearing

>>150726209
College is where most Christian white girls take their first BBC

I'm gonnaa make so much money on this Noche card the odds are fucked

Can someone explain this image?

>>150726212
Bringing up penis unprompted? Shocked, I tell you.

>>150726222
>saint nick
that's Santa clause

>>150726224
I'm not shocked, that's his entire modus operandi.

Dirty Diaper Tyla is really jealous it wasn't xer gettin' the Daddycarlos porkin' in Charlotte...

the dirty bird

>>150726227
>>150726224
Charlotte pork’s TWPiglet squirted in public

>>150726237
Excellent post.

good fight

Bad bad year for piggies...

wow good fight

>>150726247
>youtube image stabilisation

It's been a while

Jeandaddy said MMGay doesn't even matter because daddies will just slice ya piggy ass in a street fight...

>>150726178
Scholar

>>150726247
It was the inner me
the inner me
the inner me
the enemy

Jeandaddy oinked pigchell to the abbatoir

being molested and growing up to call other men daddy is just sad man. anyways lopes beats silva who should be mentally shook

classic fight

Was anybody here ever molested? I never was thank god, but I can imagine it must be terrible.

Nick Diaz hit a gogoplata whilst absolutely zooted in Japan and now he's locked up in the schizobin. Stop smoking weed before you hit 25

LFG OMALLEY BROS

>>150726280
It's very sad that Dirty Diaper Tyla calls xer mom's dogs daddy while sucking them off.

>>150726212
>Christian white girls take their first BBC
*Catholic
it's in catholic colleges where that happens, get it right

>>150726217
Elaborate

>>150726178
All this episode does is expose the inherently weak and contradictory mindset of the American conservative. All these people pearl clutching are the same people who react with apathy to a school shooting or to war crimes committed against civilians. These are the same people who are preaching to you that might makes right.
And here they are, presented with the natural conclusion of their world view, and they're horrified by it. They're no different from liberals who oppose any real progress to the point of political suicide. Just a bunch of pansies who have been systematically psyoped in to believing that the only way to morally act is to slavishly support the status quo even when it is inherently against their supposed personal beliefs. Violence is always bad so any real political activism is the devil and people who actually have convictions and beliefs should be reviled and jailed. A bunch of glow in the dark shape shifting snake men who have been conditioned by misrepresentations of the civil right movement and Gandhi in the public education system to never do anything meaningful and never rebel against the party system
Anyways do you think Josh Emmett could beat Yusuff Zalal

>>150726302
Why do latinas love him and how can i acquire this power?

>>150726198
they caught the shooter?

>>150726307
Based Bashir

>>150726325
Rob font as an underdog is crazy

Favourite gaped fighter?

>>150726325
The underdogs are be undervalued and I'm gonna turn a profit

MMA fucking rules

>>150726339
Jon Jones

>>150726304
>Get abducted by aliens during the walk-out. After several decades of fighting intergalactic wars, and becoming a great hero for the people of Xansus-17, I return to the walk-out without a moment of time being lost.

>>150726339
Costa

>>150726327
be above 5 foot 9 and it's pretty much a lock if your white

>>150726339
Islam mahcachev

r i p my nigga george floyd

>>150726347
Bryce is dumber than george floyd mudshits love Jesus? They probably served him a 3 piece of baklava and some tea and now he loves those inbred terrorists.

>>150726347
Why did Bryce use this as a chance to talk about how much he loves muslims

>>150726347
Based Bryce researched about the dancing israelis

>>150726369
Muslims are Jews there is 0 difference between them

>>150726357
>be above 161cm
Really? Thats it?
This is shorter than the average height for women in Sweden
Imagine being this short

>>150726347
I swear to God Strickland is the biggest pussy ever

>>150726382
177cm tard

>>150726378
All abrahamic religions are fanfiction of Judaism

>>150726369
Muslims revere Jesus as a major prophet of Islam, they just don't believe he was the son of God or the last prophet sent.

>>150726387
>177cm tard
Basically the same
If you are shorter than this as a man then you should ask a Brazilian to heem you

>>150726396
you read that on reddit?

>>150726406
No wikipedia

>>150726411
exactly
they follow zero of Jesus's teaching, stop repeating it

>>150726347
>wow i'm le so le dark and evil, sociopathic, i'm like dexter dude

to be honest its always been me against the world

>>150726384
There's something endearing about him slowly figuring out that he's essentially just a teenage girl that just wants harmony and peace for everyone

>>150726416
No one said that and that's also false

StrickAGP troons this decade

>>150726439
cool story, pedo

>>150726445
Don't sign your posts please.

>>150726435
don't post your Friday night boyfriend here pal

Hey remember that Australian who was spamming the thread about how he was better than everyone because he had sex and is a father and then started spamming about how he was depressed and wanted to kill himself

>>150726455
that wasn't the format of a signed post, foreskinless goatfucker

No way that politics nigga with the weird face is dead just like that what the fuck

>>150726477
I said stop signing your posts.

>>150726396
I dont remember requesting a theological lesson, respectfully.

>>150726477
You're revved bad

uhh does anybody have the uhh wifi password

>>150726488
#macdaddymoneys

>>150726347
It revolved around building 7, lot of retards still think only 2 towers fell when it was 3, building 7 exposed all the charade, also Urban moving systems, an israeli company was involved, that was the one that was tied with the dancing israelis

>>150726462
haha the former champion Ken Shamrock

>>150726488
its on the back of the modem b

>>150726488
Yeah it's ifuckedyourmom712Ac

>>150726486
You're brown and hell bound.

>>150726460
All Australian women are Muzdaddy dick only now

Mohammed is like Movsar Evloev
he likes marrying 9 year olds and shiettttt

>>150726502
But how does this affect you personally?

>>150726502
Movdaddy plows teen pussy and you’re a virgin lol

This nigga lookin' zesty, this nigga lookin' moist, he's got sugar in his tank, he's light on his feet, he's a Ill bit fruity, he plays for the other team, he dances at the other end of the ballroom, this nigga theatrical, this nigga good with colors, this nigga gonna coordinate yo curtains wit you cushions and that shit gonna look good! This nigga lifts shirts, this nigga on the down low, this nigga be a tollet trader, this nigga gardens uphill, this nigga packs fudge, he's a friend of Dorothy, he feels the love that dare not speak Its name, he loves to dance, he's of the Uranian brotherhood, he indulges in the French vice, he has an antipathic sexual Instinct, he's fluent in Polari, he's a refugee from Sodom, he's on the wrong bus, he bats for the other team, he's temperamental, he's 'one of if you catch my drift.

hahaha Movsars a pedo

>>150726497
Turn your monitor on

I'm jealous movsar gets cunny and i don't

>>150726516
don't sign your posts bud

Banini :DDD

>>150726530
breakfast is served

>>150726384
Of course he is. He is right wing.

say what you want about lopes but he has a hell of a heel hook

>>150726519
Of course he is he's right wing

>>150726540
white girl status = BLACKED

Johnny Walkers lil brother who does the heel hooks is fighting Kamaru Usmans lil brother who sucks in october

bethe shit herself one time when she was ko'd

what happened to burns lil bro?

>>150726568
99 problems but a Bethe ain't one

carried off in shame

>>150726198
Black violence deboonked because Charlie got taken out by a white shooter

he won the title off who????

>>150726597
Reminder Al solved Khabib's takedowns on 48 hours notice.

>>150726595
Factual post.

>>150726597
MMA Real Estate

>>150726595
proof?

Anything to duck Arman

>>150726635
Here is a picture of the white guy who shot him

My name Black Danté
I cannot resist when you walk my way

President of Spain: Ilia Topuria

President of Ireland: Conor McGregor

Arman? ducking Gamrot curently

Persident of India:Mike Malott

professional fighters dont make good politicians
i blame Manny Pacquiao for making these niggas think they can go from getting punched in the head to writing legislation

Poopez gets heemed presumably

President of Ohio: Mike Malott

>>150726700
>CANada's greatest prospect is literally just an American from Ohio

Oh dear oh dear

levels

President of Clitty Leakage: Charlotte Pork

>>150726519
Movdaddy made ya squirt

Take your baby mama to the crib and blow her back out!

kek he made a whole image to defend the pedo
what a revved little bitch

President of the world: John

>>150726723
Ya dead daddy blew ya back and bacon bussy out givin' ya chronic steatorrheaussy I'm afraid.

>>150726727
Kek that's actually really funny and pathetic when you put it like that, what a failure of a man.

>>150726655
false news. you cant hit a target 200ft away with an ak47

>>150726718
Me on the left

>>150726740
you cant, im built different

>Miss the president
>Hit the yt influencer
good shooting ameribros

President of Britain : Movsar Evloev.

>>150726744
i dont think it was the same guy, but it would crazy if it was

>>150726727
>the pedo
We don’t sign our posts here

>>150726727
>>150726736
We don't sign our posts and misgender ourselves here.

hahahaha he's pulling out the chive screenshots to defend the pedo
homeboy is working right now

>>150726178
But where's Ja?

>>150726763
Nobody is defending you

cmon pull out the other screenshot ya little slave

Pakibong revved him with that screenshot

Buds tryna start his goonsesh I fear

>>150726178
alright we don't gotta bring "dark humans" into this ajo wtf

10-8 by Me

Yeah i think Kanada destroyed that demon.

Shall Jamain Sterling

>>150726796
Nobody asked what ages you goon to

logged onto heem knowing i could every here

Xadame already turned on ching chong chomo sa tough world out there for piggies I fear.

yet another 10-8 by Me

>>150726818
This is how I walk to the bossman shop loaded up on kush ready for some snacks

ngl this english is pathetic. a heemable guy really

>>150726828
Snacking on bossmans nutsack you is ?

>>150726824
Stop listing the age of your victims

>>150726816
OHHHH SHIT Lea Bivens I was trying to find this WEBM last week

>>150726840
Xhe wishes xhe had victims sadly.

>>150726840
victim? yeah thats Movsars child bride

I wish Daddycarlos could make my clitty squirt like that...

Revved that retard.

all the heem stars are here ight now

>>150726859
We call him Ching Chong chomo

Who the fuck is Carlos? Must be an MMA fighter, I would assume? Or somehow relevant to Combat Sports right?

>>150726869
We don't sign our posts here pal.

>>150726852
Stop gooning please.

>>150726867
Aand then there's you.

the bodying of freaks has commenced

>>150726874
Please stop nibbling on my maggot minge...

badass moments in MA

dont forget the best heem personality of all
me!

>>150726873
It's Daddycarlos.

>>150726642
I can tell the clitty was rock hard when he said this

>>150726892
me? Love that guy.

>>150726892
You're not Sneed.

>>150726824
Truly the greatest poster of all time.

Cinco De Mayo

>>150726910
Call me Dirty Diaper Tyla...

>>150726880
Factual post I fear.
Oink piggies been getting porked to the abbatoir en masse…

shittiest flags, i'v ever seen, just copy pasted with a color swaps, no originality, yeah overall dogshit.

Diego Lopes vs Jean Silva
Who wins?
My first reaction to this was that Silva could take this one but then I started thinking Lopes might actually just be too good but then I started thinking Silva is pretty good though probably the best out of that fighting nerds bunch but then I thought this is a pretty big step up from Bryce Mitchell it might be too much but then I started thinking well maybe not that big of a step up and it is a very winnable fight for Silva but then again Lopes is still a very dangerous fighter as well you cant get sloppy with him or he'll take advantage of it but also Silva is on a tear right now though so was Lopes before the Volk fight. In the end I didnt end up with a conclusion and will just say may the best man win.

>>150726890
What a guy. I think many will miss him.

>>150726920
based Nordic Solidarity

>>150726920
Brothers of the Cross innit

Balkan flags are more original, each has a striking design unlike nordic bums who can't be arsed to make an original flag.

>>150726919
...

>>150726944
buncha russian copycat flags imo

>>150726326
Nah mate, Josh Emmett is old and figured out, Zalal footwork will leave plodding Josh in the dust

For 6 years all my heem comments have been copy/pasted youtube comments. Except this one and only exception.

Man if only someone could save MMA

>>150726978
If only Justin Gaethje was real

Western europe has some of that nordic copypaste, dutch and luxembourg are the literally the same thing, bums of flags, only good one is spain, the others are quite unoriginal flip flops with monaco and malta, switzerland is alright

>>150726978
there's more important things to worry about

>>150726951
DDP ( dirty diaper president) speaks on the current state of AGPiglets

>>150726988
nothing compares to the Canadian Maple Leaf

MMA Flags

What is this the fucking vexillology channel

>>150727002
Don't be mad just cause the stripes on your union jack are unevenly distributed LMAO buried that cockroach

>>150726921
Funnily enough, the best man doesn’t always win; we’ll find out Saturday night, though.

>>150726988
That was a post-war decision to destroy nationalism and identity. Remove all the shields, symbols, heraldry etc. Anything that represents an unique people, culture, and tradition.

>>150727010
I’m Welsh, our flag is GOATed so pipe down copy paste boy

European wise, Balkan countries have the best flags and the most fighters, nordics have the worst flags and zero fighters.
Food for thought.

>>150727023
>I’m Welsh
Sorry for your predicament lmao fumigated that pest

>>150727023
Scotland > wales

Raja'd that Stu

>>150727041
Thoughts on the new flag of Sweden?

absolute top notch banter right now itt

man trannies are heeming piggies left and right this year. pakitranny must be having a blast

When making your way to the octagon carrying the flag of your country signifies that you have some sort of connection to said country. Whether it is being born there or being a citizen from there. It is to let others know what country you derive yourself from.

>>150727067
Interesting. Sent this to parliament.

The Flag of the World aka The World Flag

alright, im gonna go drop some schaubs in the till.
by the time i get back, this shit had better be wrapped up. i dont wanna see any of it

>>150727067
However, there are some controversies regarding donning the flag of a country and it usually has to do with if you are living and training in one country but choose to represent another. In the eyes of some that is seen as disrespectful to the country that you are currently residing in. You have been given opportunity to have a career in this country but you choose to represent another country which you perhaps might have fled from. Now, there could be something much deeper at play here. When asked what country you want to represent it is fairly logical to assume that whatever country you choose to represent that's the country you identify yourself with the most even though you do not live in that country. Usually that's the case with fighters who are ethnically from another country but happens to live in another so to not forget themselves and their origins they choose to represent their birth country.

you heard him folks

>>150727105
But there is another problem, what about fighters who feel like they are apart of both countries making it hard to choose one over the other? In those cases they might compromise a little by choosing to represent one country but then carry the flag of the other country when making their walkout. As such, they show how they identify with both said countries.

Ching chong chomo flirts with Swedebussy all day and gets absolutely nothing back.

kek he thinks I'm not the swedish flag as well

I'm Swedish, eh

Swedish meatballs. If you know what i mean.

swedish fish ifykwim

>>150727118
One last thing, there have been instances of fighters carrying the flag of another country to which they have no relation or connection with. In those cases they are ususally trying to show support or solidarity for said country and not that they might identify with that country.

This has been MMA Flags

>>150726920
Wrong.
>>150726944
Wrong.
>>150726988
Almost wrong.

here's an MMA fag

>>150726178
Based Aljizz

>>150727168
Turn your monitor on

Japanese prefectural flags are the best

>>150727173
I fear the monitor was on and the post was correct

>>150727191
Sexy daddy he is!

>>150727194
I believe thats a character in a video game

>>150726655
>white
America sure is weird

>>150727202
Any Black Daddy can have at it!

heem kirky

This pigga finna oink it before UFC White House I fear

Oh no...

Just had sex with Amanda Nunes. Damn that pussy trash

>>150727268
You have a thing for lesbians huh

>>150727268
suffisive to say nigga u gay

>>150727280
He has AGP

Your thoughts about female UFC fighter Kay Hansen?
https://gofile.io/d/PexpHs

>>150727288
I don't know what that is

>>150727295
Confirmed lesbian

i'm on some keen shit nigga too trim too tuff

>>150727301
You can't help yourself huh

>>150727301
So you fucked her also then?

>>150727299
It stands for A Giant Penis

>>150727295
>10 mins

IT'S UP!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRj5pxG2JPk

>>150727310
It's what turned her lesbian I fear

>>150727321
ay that's the wrong charlie, disrespectful as shit from joe rogies

>>150727284
He doesn't like you.

>>150727321
how tf is this guy still alive?

>>150727331
drugs unironically lengthen your lifespan

>>150727331
Tiger blood, bitch

>>150726174 (OP)
Tik Tok. Crowley

>>150727331
Cmon bro he has tiger blood

>>150727295
>447.9 mb

>>150727346
i dont use tiktok

>>150727331
Adrenochrome from raping and eating children

Who do yall got for Manny Pacquiao vs Floyd Mayweather?

>>150727344
this. most drugs do enhance parts of your body while making other parts more iffy, but everyone knows the iffy stuff so they fix that right away, and fail to identify the positive areas that are now enhanced.

Could Jean Silva be the devil himself?

Jean “Fentanyl Chaser” Silva.

>>150727295
a cry for help if Ive ever seen one

>>150727321
Hoenstly? Should have been Charlie Zelenoff

>>150727384
Logan Paul killed "George" Floyd Mayweather that fights cancelled sorry

islambros.. we did it

>>150727168
was izzy lying about ebing 6'4? ronaldo is 6'2 iirc

>>150727295
>from Harvard to this
If only women were as funny on purpose as they are on accident

>>150727465
masterpiece

Mfw when fake ones start to question my potential "Elsa Jean Silva"-post

KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK Jones would have raped this anglo bum

Lol women hate Muslims so much

>>150727544
holy fuck look at the size of rico

>>150727544
Tombros of Rico can take him down, what will Gane do???

Alright I'm back what have I missed

Lol Tom is such a fucking bum

>>150727579
Beautiful scrambles by Gane, ending every exchange standing (unlike Tom)

>>150727560
He usually fights at 270

>>150727593
Well yeah he’s wrestling a middleweight

.

I just know you faggots are going to be even more insufferable when Tom zeems Gane stiff

Jon Jones was also outwrestled by Gordon Ryan several times in their "bjj sessions"

>>150727609
The gane posting is mostly ironic with a couple of actual retards who still think he’s good

>>150727621
More like blowjob sessions lmao both are faggots!

>>150727465
new heem queen?

>>150727633
I've dedicated my 88 years of life to analyzing this post and I can, with certainty, confirm it's true.

Tomalapiggies...

kid..... you're fat were cutting you.

>>150727662
Where was the anvil for dricus

Hi

>>150727672
in his pants

Can't believe Baja Badson choked out Barlie Smirk

>>150727670
excuse thats daners plan for belel

NOCHE IS..... UPON US.

>>150727697
Not trying to victim blame her or anything but why would you sit in front of the blackest hooded nigger in the bus?

>>150727697
her fault for relaxing

>>150726178
Any human realises how fucking BAD and sad this was

>>150727750
She's from Ukraine, she probably didn't even know what a black person was

Check out this Chael Sonnen impression
*runs my fucking mouth*

Check out my Swede anon impression
*sucks a cock*

>>150727598
Overcoming lighter mans skill? Impressive.

Check out this Mexican anon impression
Check out my Swede anon impression
*sucks a cock*

oh shit a Mexican just started muh cock

It's a dyke eat dyke world out there stay safe

Izzy sold his soul to get revenge on Alex
But it came at a cost of 3 losses

why is the ufc channel promoting boxing fights...

>>150727697
0:024 is the exact moment the dude decided to kill her lmao

it's like Kid Rock always use to say, bawitdaba

blud gang

>>150727894
Thud Lose Now-Imma-Pee-In-My-Pumas

Can't wait to see this faggot sparked unconscious again.

>>150727894
imagine the smell

Genuinely nice to see Tibau finally getting the credit he deserves. Dude manhandled Khabib.

People fogeet man, laura sanko in her prime used to fuck anything that moves fooking hell even still objects and obese fatfucks didnt survive back then
>>150727905
Lol he will piece up that slow chalkie retard. Get a grip

>>150727905
the peelil

>>150727697
this is just sad

>>150727697
Did she illegally stream?

It's coming up, it's coming up, it's coming up, it's coming up;

It's Dare.

>>150727935
>>150727938

>>150727935
>>150727938

>>150727938
>>150727935

>>150727951
>>150727963
>>150727968
Doesnt mean anything

ITS UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVzAk4kcFCQ

>>150727925
zis is numba wan boosheat u kno dis brazza

Has anyone ever cum during a fight?

ITS (coming) UP!
https://youtu.be/uAOR6ib95kQ?si=iY_R9z0Tvhvu2hsp

>>150727951
>>150727963
>>150727968
>>150727979
but what about this?

>>150727985
WMMA do it all the time

>>150727769
Po po piggies that had to clean up he clitty juice...

So I've missed nothing

>>150727985
I have during Veronica's fights

Favorite fighter who fights very actively, always has an entertaining fight and gets the finish?

>>150728005
Movsar

>>150727769
Who cares
Im not going to rejoice but not going to cry either

>>150728025
I'm rejoicing because that guy is fucking ugly and annoying. We need to bring violence back, and specifically against whites first.

>have yet to apprehend the shooter
>raja jackson is still free
What's wrong with Americans

slurp

>>150728045
Cant catch the pico

>>150728045
We are bringing violence back, buckle up buttercup

>>150728050
YES LETS GO JASMINE

>>150728045
>>150728045
Dey dindu nuffin

>>150728005
Tony Ferguson

>>150728050
>3 WMMA
Shan't

>>150728045
The helwanis did this b

>>150728045
they fightin' the patriarchy b

>>150728045
there was no shooter, accidental discharge from his own gun, they're just too embarrassed to admit it

That shit ain't happening to Gaethje. period.

Justin "Stillnocks" Gaethje

Didn't even went for the 1v1 shootout he just went for the most pussy way of killing someone leftist cant heem

>>150728050
Fiorot really beat Erin then got decisioned by Valentina?

>>150728143
>that webm

Laura Sanko. Just because there's wrinkles on the wrapper, doesn't mean the candy ain't sweet

The dude that zeemed Shartie is already back to Tel Aviv

>>150728155
Mutual combat is based but it's merely a relic of a better time

>>150728243
this doo?

>>150728198
yeah man people post some crazy stuff haha

The most annoying part about a finish are the suited up faggots coming up behind the celebrating fighter to pointlessly gesture them towards the corner

>>150728243
why would the shooter need to survive? asset expendable.

The Angela Hill fight announcement reignited my fire. How to get cute nubian GILF gf?

Its over brit bro

>>>/tv/214439370

I'm sadly afraid i fear

>>150728336
I'm not even getting (You)s

>>150728346
wheres the Finnish charm? ask politely Im sure people will help you out

>>150728153
Justin "StillSUCKS" Gaethje

Manon is going to fraud check out girl Jazzy V

>yeah bro jean silva is going to style on diego lopes bro
>dont you know he totally rekt THE melsik baghdasaryan and weight bullied bryce mitchell who totally isnt a can

A picture's worth a thousand words.

>>150728427
>visions of...
chills....

Gane sucks and he will beat Thom. There, I used my clarevoiyance to see it. Dont ask me for shit

Chills.

Daddyrov will be attending.

in honor of charlie kirk let's all pay respects to our favorite mma charlies
mine is charles oliveira

>>150728427
look at the terror on makclechevs face
this is how you know he's a fake one at heart and has flashbacks to getting zeemed by pantoja every time someone lands on him

>>150728422
Bryce is actually a really good win tho

>>150728436
I hope this happens

>>150728436
for sure donald want this terrifying muzzie to be jumping all over the cage screaming allahu akbar kill everyone at his white house event

>>150728442
Factual post.

>>150728449
Trump did sell out to the Saudis and bend over for Putin plus Khabib is his favorite fighter so it's entirely possible he does.

>>150728442
oh yeah fer sure b
it stops being a good win when he immediately drops a weight class after the loss

>>150728436
Is this an thert

>>150728449
Dirty diaper president does as he’s told

>>150728436
>Donned with the The Belt of Truth, The Breastplate of Righteousness, The Shoes of the Gospel of Peace, The Shield of Faith, The Helmet of Salvation, The Sword of the Spirit, and The Art Of The Deal, I accept...

>>150728442
he hasn't been able to absorb a strike since getting gigazeemed by emmett

>>150726396
And that's the most blasphemous opinion you can have about Christianity, because if Jesus wasn't the Son then there's no Salvation. It's a denial of the very basis of Christian belief.

>>150728491
>if Jesus wasn't the Son then there's no Salvation
Oh no how terrible.... anyways

>>150728485
He's undefeated at Bantamweight

My name Black Dante
I cannot resist whebbyou wlabfirbrj

>>150728508
Do you even realize you LITERALLY either get your name written into the book of life or cast into a lake of endless fire?

>>150728508
Man, Khabitch and Khumslut would NOT survive in the OG sized octagon, I regretfully declare...

>>150728528
Huh, imagine that.

>>150728528
Nah, my spirit is strong it will easily find it way to the halls of my fore-fathers

I would fuckin heem every here

>>150728533
Zatdaddy woulda twisted pigtor poofort into a bacon pretzel lmao

I ain't gonna sugar coat it.

>>150726347
>NOOOOO NOT MY HECKING FAVORITE INTERNET GRIFTER
mma fighters are notoriously retarded. I'm the only mma fighter(along Gane) with more than double digit IQ

>>150728520
he got knocked down within a minute and then sniffed for dear life

>>150728621
He fucked up that inbred muzzie badly

Call me Aaylon Tsang you fucking bitch

>>150728621
That’s always been his fighting style

>>150727191
doesnt this guy's head blow up?

Fighters who just belong in a cage.

reminder gane was ragdolled on the ground by the infamous wrestle francis ngannou

>>150727938
johnny walker was such a shortlived, yet bright hype train

>>150728710
Tom was finished by Curtis Blaydes.

>>150728686
nah. you're thinking of charlie kird

Johnny Runner

>>150728717
heemed himself so he could be rebuilt better, faster, stronger

Unless you fancy yourselves a fisticuffs, I suggest you shut the fuck up.

>>150728754
*does a chael sonnen impression*

>>150728710
worst part is that he could have easily won the decision if he didnt try going for THAT heel hook in round 5

Eminem Guru

Today I remind them.

>>150728823
This was the moment MMA changed forever

>>150728823
momentous moment

What's next for my boy Petr Yan, title shot?

>>150728863
Umdaddy got next im afraid

>>150728863
Sean Omalley rematch

why is this nigga sissy hypnoing me

>>150728878
>nicknamed no hype
Lmao

>>150728863
titul sho' in December

>>150728863
A cool glass of kvass on the house

>>150728874
no one has seen Umgar alive since the Merab fight. I fear for his safety.

gf sent this

>>150728901
That gaped raped smashed and spaffed bussy has been seen on dagestani grindr I'm told

>>150728898
I really need one of those right now, B. Been a long week.

>>150728918
Your gf sent you a picture of another girl?

>>150728919
But enough about Jon Jones.

>>150728443
t

>>150728919
But enough about your festering fazza’s decomposing derriere

>>150728443
BJ won the rematch.

>>150728919
But enough about
Anyway, how've you been? You doing alright?

>>150728926
she streamed 24/7 for me

>>150728952
is that Paul Dano?

My sister just sent me this....

>>150728961
that's a man

>>150728958
no its my gf

>>150728919
>>150728927
>uh ohhh... UH OHHHHHHH... UH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>150728961
Sean Strickland sent this to his father

>>150728961
I can save her.

>>150728952
What?

>>150728940
I'm good b comfy

how about Angiela Hill

>>150728991
Aight

ufc bwc tier list
S: joe pyfer
A: dan hooker
B: justin gaethje
C: ian garry
D: kai kara france
F: marvin vettori

>>150728961
Chills.

>>150729053
Kid, youre going to go far hear

>>150729053
Jimmy France is a samoan

>>150729053
Small: Joe Pyfer
Average: Dan Hooker
Big: Justin Gaethje
Chastity cage: Ian Garry

>>150729101
Samoan from the chin up

Can you still be thought of as an weemer if you have baby nuts? Asking for an freind

>>150729136
Kek but also really

I got the key to the streets.

Watched Cruz talmbout Keith Peterson again on Mighty Mouse podcast. He's still mad about the stoppage, but at the end, he says "So get your life together and come back and get in there and ref.”
Is Peterson banned from reffing UFC specifically like Yamasaki? I've only seen him on misfits, PFL and other promotions.

>>150729187
He's done with poofc. He fucked up some match bad in june. Danar was mad.

Keith Peterson has aids iirc

>>150729187
The Cruz stoppage was fine. If you watch it Keith is close and leaps in when Dom's head flops to the mat. Dom starts to get up but Keith is already in motion to stop the fight. It happens so fast you can't blame him.

>>150729187
>He's still mad
kwab

>>150729263
Lawler is the proof that CTE is just a state of mind.

This weekends UFC is going to be BANANAS!

>>150728961
i look like this

Wales

Did you know that even Ragu users prefer Prego in a blind taste test?

45-70

psyko stu?

>>150729389
Raja Jackson after chat calls him a pussy vs Kevin Holland when somebody doesn't know what a 45-70 is.

>>150729380
I dont know anything about Wales, is it nice

>>150729426
It's in England.

>>150729433
Oh....oh god no.....

>>150729263
Herb should've killed him for disrespecting him like that.

they linked up kek

>>150729455
the raped

>>150729426
No. Never come here. We’re full.

>>150729449
I'm afraid so.

>>150729426
it's like England except they fuck sheep and speak English backward

>>150729473
Oh darn, I was just about to book my 2 week scenic vacation to *checks notes* ...Cardiff?

>>150729473
Im going to Manchester in december. I would inironically come to your town on horseback and slay you. Respectfully.

>>150729482
Nigger

>>150729487
Buddy you ARE (literally) Chinese.

>>150729487
Manny in December yeah? Wonk nose cunt kill yourself albeit I fear

>>150729488
Whiter than you, limey

My gf? Why, it's every WMMA

>>150729499
Your frenulum was hacked off by a rabbi at the request of your own parents albeit, making you non white. I’m afraid I fear

>>150729226
Nah. As shit as cruz is, there are so much worse knockdowns in the sport than what Henry did . Getting back to your feet (advancing position) and stopping the fight as soon as a fighter stands up is not a good stoppage.
And I know you would endlessly cry and complain on here if it happened to you le favorite fighter lol

>>150729525
Pest status = fumigated

>>150729555
>*ENACTS the FORCEFIELD*
>*TANKS the SHIT*

Strickland calls Moneyberg a scumbag

https://x.com/ChampRDS/status/1966264776071458864

Thread is so pathetic

poatan black belt or moneyberg black belt

>>150729691
>>150729691
>>150729691
new

>>150729555
A man died and his 2 kids are growing up without a father and you're joking about it? Sickening