Thread 150726896

SERIE A MATCHDAY 3
>Saturday, September 13, 2025
15:00 Cagliari - Parma
18:00 Juventus - Inter
20:45 Fiorentina - Napoli

>Sunday, September 14, 2025
12:30 AS Roma - Torino
15:00 Atalanta - Lecce
15:00 Pisa - Udinese
18:00 US Sassuolo - S.S. Lazio
20:45 AC Bbilan - Bologna

>Monday, September 15, 2025
18:30 Hellas Verona FC - Cremonese
20:45 Como - FC Genoa

Reminder to skip your meds, the voices are all REAL, respect your sister (even if she is dating a Frenchman), clean your HDMI cables and do not compare your girlfriend to a waffle iron.

negru

Nihao

I can't believe Zeb89 killed Charlie

Milan and Inter will be merged by 2035
I've seen it in a Grezzo 2 themed dream the other night

went for a dinner with my friend after work and we ordered pic related
couldn't finish it but it was fucken good
god bless

>>150727132
Beware the Ides of Di Marzio

>>150727140
Tell me this is a plate for 4

>>150727155
In the menu it was listed as a "board for 2-3 people". We were completely full without finishing the french fries and parts of the big baked potato. We did finish all the meat though, obviously.

>Germany is not supporting the EU's Chat Control bill as proposed!
>The blocking minority needed to stop this illegal mass surveillance plan seems secured (for now)
Why are germans like this

>>150727157
honest answer? they are too ashamed of their dolcett activities

We need common sense Dutch control in our communities NOW

>>150727157
Well well well

>>150727174
I can't believe Twinkazzo got banned to the shadow realm

>>150727177
Where else would it be banned to?

Seaside Resort, Spooky Swamp, Rainbow Reef, Gemstone Mountain, Mount Hothead, Merry Meadow, Icy Peak, The Moon, Cloud Island, City Town?

>>150727186
>Spooky Swamp
Lovely gesture by the developers of Hello Kitty Island Adventure to pay homage to the Netherlands

>>150727174
Rare deutch W and Italia L

>>150727238
Has anyone tried those executive rooms in the frecciarossa?

Thinking of planning a trip from Roma to Lecce with the IRL frens to watch a game. Could be fun if we had all the executive room to ourselves. 5 hour train ride each way. But it is expensive and we are poorfags so might be hard to convince them.

>>150727252
This reminds me I will be going to italy soon. To some cities and the village of my great grand parents (to find more out about them). I will take the freccia rossa too and with a little bit of luck I will go to a Milan game :^)

>>150727252
>from Roma to Lecce
Fucking Christ anon

>>150727358
can't a free man take the liberty of visiting the birthplace of intellectual and jurist Marco Materazzi?

>danish going to lecce
Dorgu?

Antonio Conte and Marco Materazzi walk into the Stadio Via del Mare

>Way of the Sea
Horizon ahh subtitle

>>150727358
We’ve been to all the norf stadiums we want to see the souf ones and Lecce won’t be in serie ass for long with Camarda as their point striker so it’s now or never

>>150727317
Sudtirol?

>buy interrail meme ticket
>take only regional train
>?????
>profit

Will an Italian e-girl flirt with me if they see me playing Borderlands 4 on a handheld on the train?

>>150727658
Somewhere between bolzano and catanzaro

>regional trains instead of freccia
Horror

>>150727317
In your case you ought to buy a Bargerossa ticket

>>150727715
>regional trains in Italy
Are you fucking mad

>>150727724
depends on the handheld, if it's a steam deck she'll go dry on the spot

>>150727174
Just wait until Timmermans grinning face is in the top seat at the Binnenhof

https://x.com/dansmatete21/status/1966163690992054755
What a Chad

>>150727849
It's being renovated until about 2028

>>150727174
the balkans' coastline has never been so attractive for a quick holiday

>>150727876
>Xingarona
Most self-aware gypsy settlement

>>150727860
I obviously knew it was being renovated but I didn't realise it was closed entirely. Fun fact, my friend was threatened with a knife and chased down the Koekamp park by a junkie recently. Lawless streets of the Nether Regions we need LAW and ORDER.

>>150727900
Yeah, both chambers of parliament have been convening someplace else for a while now. And as all public construction projects do, the renovations are taking longer and are much more expensive than planned.

>>150727876
Napoli is a albanian settlement? I didnt know that

>>150727876
The people of Mbuzati? Already optioned by Bbilan scouting department. All of them.

>>150727941
Its not.

>>150727948
Capped 12 times by France's u21 team. Signed on loan with an option to buy from ESTAC Troyes

>Atalanta rejected offer from Newcastle United for €50m-rated Scalvini
Lole, lmao even

>>150726969
>Cristoforo Moltisanti, 29 years old, striker, originally from the youth sector of Casertana. His coaches described him as a great shooter from outside the box with exceptional accuracy. He gave up competitive sport in favor of organized crime because he was woken up one Saturday morning too many by Jehovah's Witnesses. Among his football idols he has repeatedly mentioned Fabrizio Miccoli, Vincenzo Iaquinta, Gianluca Scamacca, and Salvatore Scamacca.

>>150728059
never had the makings of a varsity athlete

>>150727876
My uncle (Milan fan btw) hometown is in it kek

>>150728059
I must be loyle to my capo

Some kid with chinky eyes called Moltisanti!

>>150728229
>>150728273
natural canopy

Vance bros we are this close!

Calcio returns in literally less than 24 hours

Thursday night plans??

>>150728441
Why lie

>>150728679
Where's the lie?

Sleep tight /seriea/

alright guys duccio's gone to sleep
break out the good, creative and non-choking white caucasian Netherlands NT players from your bunker and let's play calcio

>Jj could have gotten Sancho but the club just ended up not wanting him because he has high wages and there were other preferred targets
>Roma were more open but the player himself rejected them and never once considered Roma as a option
t.Riommano

Had curry sauce flavoured crisps and now feel rather sick

>>150729442
If that's not a euphemism for fucking that Indian girl, I'm afraid your toilet will feel sick too for the night

>>150729442
send them all back.

>>150729489
That ship has long since sailed brother

>>150729705
Caledonia will rise to her former glory in around 2 weeks time

More like Calzedonia

E mo ghosto

cazzo donner

>>150727876
I have an arbereshe aunt

Sacked in the morning (could become the new Atalanta manager once Juric is sacked in November)

>>150736169
Lmao tier ghostata

>>150736477
yeah he was worse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiD8R066JNA
What the fuck did Sony mean by this

POV: you’re a Scotsman on a date, bonding over living under the English thumb

Good morning, calcio returns TODAY

>>150736477
the belgian muntari has a point

Bobby G to Hellas

oh no no no

I don't know if someone said it before but Rabiot is a balance_shifter™ in /seriea/

veronique and her consequences have been disastrous for mankind

Code veronique

>immidiately snitching out your own son to the executioner for 100k
Burgerland is a crazy place

>>150738526
>for 100k
Sure. Like the one who snitched on Mangione?

>>150738604
Based poorfag snitching for peanuts

>>150738604
Lost her job, became hated by millions of people and didn't get a penny btw, perhaps in the top 3 most poorfag moments of the decade

Nuke america genuinely what’s the point of that country

calcioo

>>150738628
She did the right thing.

>all the "new" Mario games are literally just remasters of games from previous gen and the wii classics
lole the absolute state

>>150738720
>what’s the point of that country
Giving jews the illusion they're the smart ones for five more minutes

>>150738741
It was like the perfect time for Mario Galaxy 3 but they announce a Mario Tennis game and a new Yoshi one, it's very meh

>>150738741
That’s gaming in general. Nothing original has been invented for a long time now except that french expedition 88 or whatever game reddit loves

>>150738763
Isn't the Galaxy series developed by the Bbilanello Bananza guys? Might be a little too soon to announce

>>150738741
>the 40th anniversary game is a (cute) Yoshi game
LMAO
>>150738763
They fucked up with Odyssey and can't release anything else that doesn't just feel like a carbon copy of it

>Dinkum
what the fuck did they mean by this

Fun fact Duccio's favorite mew song is Saliva

>>150738772
Yeah, but these don't feel like very big announcement for the 40 years and a new movie soon, even a Mario Maker 3 would have been nice

I can't wait to play Tomodachi Life with twinkazzo

Zelda universe mfers having all those particular and unique names, then there's SONIA

The best game of this Direct is a remake of DQVII, I'm howling

>>150738857
Erm actually anon it's a reimagination, not a remake

They made it!

>>150738857
Wasn't the last DQ super successful? Weird they would jump on remaking games

Ladies and gentlemen, we got 'em.

Fatal frame 2 spooky

>>150738872
Yeah but nostalgiafagging is easy cash

>Caught on day 3.
Nowhere near beating Mangione. Serie Ass is still safe for now.

Puzzle Bubble but woke

GTA: Metroid

Boomers waited ages for THIS?

>all these years of development for a fucking empty open world
those howling wolves in the snowy level but it's me

LMAO

Mystery Dungeon died for this

>Pokemon but it's Minecraft and Animal Crossing
What did they mean by this

Give me ALL the AC clones

>>150738895
Leftist phenotype. Dead SSRI eyes, pained smile, either hideously obese or ridiculously skinny.

>Legends Zingaro
uh?!

>game is not even out and they already announced an expansion
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>150738741
nobody does it like them, the fans will always eat it up too

Yildiz spotted.

Never thought I'd see Turco in a Nintendo Direct

>>150738895
The story of how Mangione got caught was the most ridiculous lie I have ever heard in my life, there is just no way. They just used fucking Palantir and had to make stuff up afterwards.

>A McDonald's employee recognized him at the venue and called it in. Based on some grainy 320x240p security cam screeenshot of a hooded figure
>He was caught with a manifesto and the murder weapon on him.

Well that was an aggressive waste of my time

>>150739020
Name a passive waste of your time (hardmode: don't say calcio)

>>150738933
got bad news for you anon...AGAIN

>>150739012
Shitalians like Mangione are too prideful to get rid of the murder weapon and not go to McDonald’s for a few days. I think it sounds very plausible.

>Former Dutch international Edgar Davids (52) has been robbed of a large number of valuable paintings by an ex-girlfriend. The former Barcelona and Juventus player only found out years later when he suddenly received an Instagram message from a man in Hong Kong. The court case is currently underway.

>After his illustrious playing career at Ajax, AC Milan, Barcelona, Juventus and Tottenham, Edgar Davids – who played 74 international matches for the Dutch national team – moved to a flat in central London at the end of 2014.

>The midfielder entrusted his collection of paintings, worth almost €220,000, to Nabila Habiby, a 38-year-old woman he had known for some time and who had even lived with him for a while.

>>150739145
Hoe economics is crazy, imagine paying your sidepiece's flat for €6K a month for 10 years just so you can fuck her a couple of times a year

>>150738881
I played that game 20 years ago

>>150739145
shes not even fit
he really did need the glasses

Good words from Tudor on Koopmeiners. He's dealing with that really well

Claws of Awaji - Assassin's Creed® Shadows

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Claws of Akanji
- Download Size : 0.5 GB

>>150738803
Screamo man, just like Ken, moved over to Saudiland.
Its like poetry, it rhymes.

>>150739276
Added this post right below the Zingaro celebrating one from Germano

>>150739316
>the Zingaro celebrating one from Germano
Pics?

Would Allegri ever snitch on Rabiot to FIGC or UEFA?

>>150739145
I see what you did there

https://x.com/AbubakerAbedW/status/1966269199656853568
kek based GODsrael

>Lotito sponsor fell through, obviously
>naulin running his mouth worse than Isaksen during printernational break
>Isaksen only able to play ~30 minutes
at least calcio is back tonight with Milani
also just the chuddy video, rather grim viewing ngl

I've got an interview for an internship on monday guys, wish me luck...

sfinternship

>>150739321
I misworded but I was referring to this post
>At the end of zingaro's goal celebration he had a bit of a strange face, as if he suddenly stumbled upon a village of an ethnic minority and Dutch peace keeping forces were on post duty. I wonder what that means

*notices plusvalenza* OWO what’s this?

Calling all calcio fans in Afghanistan, Bangladesh, Bhutan, India, the Maldives, Nepal, Pakistan, Sri Lanka and Singapore

From matchweek 3 onwards, all ten Serie A matches will be streamed live and free on our YouTube channel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3FEv1qw4_w
kino but mechanical keyboards nerds are schizos

I WILL get my audio feedback

>>150739542
Ooooh, that one!

>>150739624
Haha, imagine if they did this in a place where billions of people lived lmao
Imagine the broadcast revenue you'd miss!

>>150739752
please consult this >>150728690

Operation Eastern Sentry is up

>>150739624
they should have made calcio free for thirdies years ago but surely doing it on youtube instead of TV makes for extremely easy Iracy if you use a vpn

-24h 0m

Our time is now brothers, the revolution is here

What the hell do you mean we play during my usual poop time

>REPORTER: Mr. President, my condolences to you, Sir. My condolences on the loss of your friend Charlie Kirk. [unintelligible] How are you holding up over the last day and a half, Sir?

TRUMP: I think very good. And by the way, right there, you see all the trucks? They’ve just started construction of the new ballroom for the White House, which is something they’ve been trying to get, as you know, for about 150 years. And it’s gonna be a beauty. Absolutely magnificent construction. We just started, so it’ll get done very nicely. And it will be one of the best anywhere in the world, actually.

Holy fuck AHAHAHHA

>>150740075
All of Allnegru's conferences in his last year ended up like this kek

Factos

Words can kill just like Skull Face said

Fanta question
Taty or ferguson
Lmao or gudmundsson

>>150740184
Lmao is not going to play, he's busy with the fashion week arrangements

>>150740184
Lewis or Evan Ferguson?

Test

>>150740184
i have fergus and vardy to back up my twink strikers
desu im not picking lmao or goodmoon
i will return later with 3-5 credito defender questions

Did somebody mention fanta? Well here’s the link for our very own /seriea/ UCLFanta league!

https://gaming.uefa.com/en/uclfantasy/leagues/JnUmen/004C00650067006100530050/S77

>>150727804
le dee

>>150740378
If you have your dinner early, then Tudor can't ruin it

>>150740378
surely thats a four with grimulu and george as fullbacks

>>150740378
I'll ruin your dinner if you don't sign-up to UCLFanta (I'll sborr in it)

Sborr in THIS

l’unico genocidio in atto è in Sudan, con una strage infinita e sfollati per oltre 14 milioni, con aiuti zero, nisba, un par de palle, sto cazzo. In Palestina le cose stanno così:
è dal 2007 che Hamas opprime e affama il popolo palestinese, da quando ha vinto le elezioni ed ha eliminato gli oppositori. Ma già dal 2000 lanciava razzi, missili (e droni dal 2010) sulla popolazione civile di Israele.
Da quasi vent’anni utilizza gli aiuti come leva di ricatto sui civili, derubandoli dei soldi dell’ONU destinati a scuole, ad aiuti alimentari e ad altro per la popolazione. Tra il 1994 e il 2020, le agenzie dell’ONU e altre organizzazioni internazionali hanno versato oltre 40 miliardi di dollari nei Territori Palestinesi (Cisgiordania e Gaza).
Da quando governa Hamas, quindi dal 2007 al 2016, circa 24 miliardi sono stati stanziati (in media circa 2,2 miliardi annui).
L’ONU, con altri paesi occidentali, ha allattato e allevato il nemico di Israele con un fiume di denaro che rende l’Occidente complice dei tagliagole e oggi lo priva del diritto di pensare a sanzioni o qualunque imposizione.
Come pure di avere voce in capitolo su come Israele si deve difendere. Gli USA dopo l’11 settembre hanno dato la caccia ai terroristi in ogni parte del mondo. Loro possono fare lo stesso.
Cosa ha fatto Hamas dei 40 miliardi più altri 20 avuti da Qatar e Iran? Li ha investiti in fortificazioni, tunnel, armi, missili, droni, razzi. Li ha usati per addestrare i bambini all’uso delle armi, ad odiare gli ebrei e per deviare loro il cervello fino a farne macchine da guerra.
In Palestina le mamme sono felici se i loro figli diventano martiri e se uccidono ebrei.
La bestialità assoluta.
Da quando è iniziata la guerra, Israele ha consentito l’ingresso a Gaza di oltre 94mila camion carichi di cibo, sufficienti a sfamare due milioni di persone. Oltre l’80% è stato intercettato da Hamas che ne ha fatto arma di ricatto e di pressione.

La Palestina ha 2,1 milioni di abitanti, gli aiuti sono stati oltre la misura del bisogno se fossero arrivati a destinazione.
Se non siete in grado di distinguere Hamas dal popolo palestinese, abbiate almeno la decenza di tacere. Il capo di Hamas, Sinwar ha detto: “Il sangue del nostro popolo serve alla nostra causa”, cioè la Jihad, la guerra santa dello Stato islamico.
E per questo Hamas si è fatto scudo di bambini, donne, civili, il cui sangue è stato fatto versare per presentarlo al mondo come colpa di Israele.
Ora siamo finalmente vicini all’invio dell’ultimo dei tagliagole tra le 72 vergini che lo attendono e finalmente il popolo palestinese sarà liberato. Ma Hamas ancora non si arrende, non depone le armi e non rilascia gli ostaggi, mentre voi continuate ad essere suoi complici e agevolare la Jihad.

>>150740720
Sauce

>>150740880
>è dal 2007 che Hamas opprime e affama il popolo palestinese, da quando ha vinto le elezioni ed ha eliminato gli oppositori
Based?

Friday night plans??

>>150739793
Thanks fra

>>150740967
https://www.instagram.com/snejanajens/

>>150740378
>david
>locatelli
are we deadazz

thanks a lot marmotta

THIS.

>>150741501
Thanking you

>>150741896
No need to thank me, but it's appreciated nonetheless brother

Jaden Richard Philogene-Bidace to jJ

>>150741926
Blud going church and focusin on ball yeh he off dees streets you get me blud? He not about dat life no more? He on his game starboy baller ting yeh, don't discombobulate tings senpai dis be the troof.

ok setting up last day fanta tinkering
>zanoli - 3cr - will he take over ebibibi's right back spot at udinese?
akanji 9/bisseck 8- is akanji guaranteed to start?
>mussolini - si
pisa CB situation - cariacollo is likely to keep his spot, old man albiol is there, bonfanti played some last season at 21y/o, canestrelli looks a decent bet to start most of the time(?)
>angori looks like a decent gallo-esque 6 credito left back
ramon 5cr at como, is he keeping his first xi spot?
>norton cuffy went up to 4cr, could he still be good value?
circati at 5cr might be good plusvalenza or could just be a 5.5 rating merchant and stay the same value
>terracciano is 5cr now and that might be his only goal/assist all season, would still be considering him at 4 or lower, or do people here rate him higher?
posch 4cr, will he be a nailed on como starter and get 6's?
>bianchetti 4cr another crem defender, can he get 6's consistently enough to get plusa'd by january?
doig still at 6, would be in my squadrone at 5 or is he worth the extra?
>pick two from bologna ferguson at 10, sucic at 9, pasalic 11, saelemaekers at 12
akanji vs bashirotto 9cr dilemma or comuzzo at 8cr

>Riomma Turdino is tomorrow at 5:30 AM local time
What the fuck italybros
Who plays during mid day in september

uh oh
someone turned out the lights in the avelino game

>>150742228
>Tomorrow
Sunday my bad

>>150742125
I'm all in on Norton Kaspersky, ebibibi, Jordan zhmurda, and Alex valley might also take the pasalicpill

>>150742228
same time for the derby as well, I fucking despise early kick offs

Me? All in on Lennon Miller.

>>150742282
Holy fuck you are right
I despise Italians more today
Even more so than duccios

>>150742228
>>150742282
Please understand, it's intended for the Chinese market or something

Also
>the absolute state of Jannies

>>150742343
I really doubt your average Jackie Chan watches Torino vs Riomma

>>150742325
Wtf, rude. What did we ever do to you

>>150742125
That's all well and good but who'll be in your UCLFanta team???

>>150742374
In the minds of De Siervo, Simonelli, Gravina and the other old farts in charge stuck in the 2000s? Yes, he does

M-m-m-my zhegrova
M-m-m-my zhegrova

Edit idea Zhe Grovara

>>150742389
Idk. Except for one or two anons the worst European posters are from this flag.

>just came back from my workplace after drinking 2l of vodka and playing darts for several hours
I think I finally found my dream job fellas

>>150742504
based

>>150742483
The Irish literally exist

>>150742529
I even won several games in darts despite the fact that I started playing 2 weeks ago (when I started this job)
It's fun though, especially when intoxicated, but that place has a lot of holes in the wall around the board though

>>150742504
>>150742576
so this is the way germoney's eu funds help with raising the productivity of bolan huh?

>>150742611
I work for a fully polish company, not taking any donations from the EU
I only have to fleece random lithuanians, poles, romanians, serbs and spaniards for cash

>>150742576
gud for you fra sounds comfy

I love sunny early games doe

>>150742664
thanks brother
I finally feel more motivated at work because of no upper salary cap means I can earn a shitload as long as I actually work hard and don't act like a retard
feels good even if I had a stable but boring job before

>>150742265
zemura and kamara are sharing that spot surely
>valle
he could be another solid 6 point 6 credit man but his fanta pic scares me for some reason
and i want to gamble for bigger plusa's in january

Surely grimolli will now try to sign Jaden Richard Philogene-Bidace

See you in Valhalla /seriea/bros

s/epg hetaltri iS/ee

Cocorocchio 47

There was a worm in this castagna I just digested

>>150743024
Damn, now we can't even invite Gravina to go fishing anymore

Is Gravina a lure-fisher or a fly fisher?

>duolingo changed the hearts system
e finita

>>150743137
You're finally learning Scots?

/sp/ idea: Everyone is shadowbanned unless they have a 50-day streak in Duolingo for Calcio

>>150743149
i think hes learning english desu

>>150743137
bloody benchod do not redeem the hearts sirs

>>150742343
Mmmh actually the derby is so that pariolina bitch from that video in April can take her dog out for a walk

American-Hungarian entrepreneur George Scotos

George TSUUUros

How many for my boy Hojlingz tomorrow?

We need to find a way to divert troubled young men into cinephilia. No one who has logged 300+ films on letterboxd has ever assassinated anybody.

Same goes for calcio and those that posted 300+ times on /seriea/

>>150743566
already have a suggestion set up to cover the entry-level notions of /seriea/

>Vlahović is now expected to start over David against Inter
t. Giovanni "Swiss Kosovarman"

>Our guy Roberto Inglese aka Bobby English is playing for Salernitana in Serie C

:(

gonna miss the start of the match prolly.

fabbrica calling.

The premier Helvetic-Alpine tradition also known as calcio is back

We should really switch to mantra fantacalcio to raise the stakes.
Maybe offer a arthoe + a year worth of Maria Sofia Federico OF