Thread 150726948

It begins edition

Alternate edition: last chance to join
>Super Coach Finals
league code 143322

NRL
>GAME 1
Melbourne Storm v Canterbury Bulldogs
7:50pm AEST on Fox, Kayo and Ch9
AAMI Park
1.46-2.73
>The 2025 Finals begin with a rematch from Round 25, when the Storm prevailed in a high-quality clash. A place in the Prelim Finals awaits the winner. The Storm must navigate a severe injury crisis while the Bulldogs look to overcome a late-season form slump. The Storm enter the finals having lost their last two games to the Roosters (10-40) and Broncos (14-30), with three wins from their last five matches. The Bulldogs are also battling poor form, losing three of their last five, including a final-round 6-24 defeat to the Sharks. The Storm are without Jahrome Hughes (arm), Ryan Papenhuyzen (concussion), and Nelson Asofa-Solomona (suspension). Tyran Wishart is named at halfback, with Nick Meaney at fullback. Captain Harry Grant returns from suspension. The Bulldogs have lost winger Marcelo Montoya (ankle) and centre Bronson Xerri (concussion). Jethro Rinakama and Blake Wilson come onto the wings. The Storm have won nine of the last ten meetings, including a 20-14 victory in Round 25 this season. The absence of Hughes and Papenhuyzen places the creative burden squarely on Cameron Munster. However, Canterbury's own late-season fade is a concern after their defence, which was a cornerstone of their success, has shown recent vulnerability. Despite their crippling injuries, Melbourne's finals experience and home-ground advantage could be the deciding factor.
Storm 1-12 2.70
Storm 13+ 2.70
Bulldogs 1-12 3.50
Bulldogs 13+ 7.75
Storm -5.5 1.84 Bulldogs +5.5 1.97

NRLW
>GAME 1
Parramatta Eels v Canterbury Bulldogs
5:40pm AEST on Fox, Kayo and 9Gem
CommBank Stadium
1.41-2.93
>With victory in this Sydney Derby, the Bulldogs can finish their first NRLW season on a high & also prevent the Eels qualifying for the Finals.
Eels 1-12 2.70
Eels 13+ 2.55
Bulldogs 1-12 3.80
Bulldogs 13+ 8.25
Eels -7.5 1.90 Bulldogs +7.5 1.90

SUPER LEAGUE
>GAME 1
Leeds Rhinos v Catalans Dragons
05:00am AEST on Fox and Kayo
1.01-23.00
>Round 26 of the Super League from AMT Headingley Stadium.

Tipping Melbourne

picrel is really bad ball carrying technique, it’s whacky how did he even get it like that

El-el-el-Ellie
Ja-ja-ja-Johnston
Oh Ellie Johnston you're as sexy as hell
Your super thick thighs they be ringin the bell
Crispy and juicy now you’re havin a snack
It’s super spicy
It’s an Ellie attaccccccccck!

What about this

>>150728892
Fuckin Pooarks

Need a further breakdown for home and away but yeah it’s hard to beat Canberra this year.
Really shows how absolutely shit it is not having everyone play each other twice

>>150727493
What got you into the sport bro? Pick a team yet?

>>150729153
Yeah 8 vs 12 is stupidly uneven.

>>150726948 (OP)
thanks for your work this season threadbro appreciate it

>>150729190
I lived down in Poobourne for about five years and only saw the Knights play down there once. NRL really needs to fix the home/away structure. 1 home game, 1 away game vs each team. Extend the season if you have to, I don't care.

>Jacob Host no longer on my football team

I used to pray for times like this

>poorm
>has been coach who should have retired
>half the peem out for various reasons

>poodogs
>frauds
>galvshit

hopefully a close game

Keep forgetting footy is on tonight hope iam not going to be watching some bullshit movie and remember half way through the game

just released from terrigal police station lads

>>150735080
based latrell

>playoff footy
Fucking finally

im fucking fizzing boys
what are the go to snacks to stock up on for the weekend?

My Snack Quincy Dodd

>Darren Lockyer buying the London Broncos
>Gonna get Jason Demetriou to coach
>Wants to sign Tyrell Sloan

Rugby League NEEDS to succeed in London

Kettle chilli
Kettle salt & vinegar
KitKat chunky hazelnut
KitKat chunky mint aero
Chokito
Dare double espresso x3

$80 worth of dominos pizza delivered tonight to graze on over the weekend

big fan of the big 'za order for leftovers through the weekend

>>150735307
>he likes to snack on quincy dudd penis

I'm thinking the Doggies get the win here but not really sure.

when dudd Quincy grow a penis

CAMELTOE ALTERT ON TIFF'S STORY!
REPEAT.
CAMELTOE ALERT ON TIFF'S STORY!

>>150735831
He always had one

Dead thread.
Dead sport.
Dead poomunity.

what is call if girl camel toe vagina over your penis

>>150736023
It would be very painful

>>150736023
sex, I believe

>>150736034
FOR YOU

I think he means moose knuckle. When your shorts are so tight your balls separate

been very easy getting angry emojis from facebook boomers the last few days lads

Got an amazing happy ending massage with prostate stimulation from this fat Italian milf with huge fake tits today lads.

It would be a goat knuckle

COS SHE THE GOAT

wish quincy dudd would give me a happy ending massage while her husband watches

>>150736065
Can anyone confirm this?

Odds kebab box and cones at home
Evens head to the pub and chat up a fat milf

STOP associating with fat girls. FUCK

>>150736111
Link to the ad so I can go ther… I mean avoid it

Storm 18
Panthers 14
Roosters 12
Raiders 12
Final: Raiders Storm

>>150736184
Based fat milf enjoyer

>>150735948
post it fag

Dogs are getting G A P E D tonight

I

Storm 18
Panthers 14
Roosters 12
Raiders 12
Final: Raiders v Storm

based Kiana god

>>150735705
Chokito is probably the most underrated chocolate bar on the market in 2025

80 bucks worth of dommies is disgusting tho do better

Here’s your nrlw halftime show bro
https://youtu.be/YidRNvL535I?si

TAKE ME TO CHURCH

How many pies does 80 bucks get you down there?

>>150736472
between 10-30 depending on the quality

the bet

That’s the other Katoa mate

I've seen pies for over $10

imagine passionately fucking andie missionary while julia is on top of you fucking you with a strap on

the robinson tower

For your first pie you should go with the plain pie this will ensure that your pie palate is correctly set at the appropriate baseline for plain pies and you’ll be quite capable of discerning new flavours on your pie journey

>>150736508
Big family size ones though, right?

TAKE ME TO CHURCH

>>150736520
I wish I was about to say yes, but no

MY FUCKING AMBO

There’s much debate amongst pie aficionados over the importance of the second pie experience. Many believe that it should also be a plain pie, some stress the importance of experimenting with different flavour profiles at this stage whilst others argue that the chicken pie is the way to go and best introduced early on due to its importance amongst the vegetarian community

kek get fucked Preston ya ratbag

is tayla related to preston campbell?

YEAR OF THE RAT

>>150736508
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Mrs Mac's on fire in the hand of a tradie. I watched Four 'n Twenties leak in the microwave near the staff lunch room. All those meals will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time for pie.

R E X O N A

imagine your out drunk in belmore and Angelina Teakaraanga-Katoa, Holli Wheeler ans Tayla Preston approach you at the pub and you end up getting gang raped in a hotel room and the last thing you see as these giantess women ravish you, your last eyeball of consciousness you see Ebony Prior enter the room holding a 12 inch dildo

based angry ambo

>>150736184
Won the meat tray due to this roll lads

thinking golden poooint tonight lads

HEY WHERE MY PARRASTACYS @???

based foot goddess

Munster is pretty clearly the best 5/8th overall

Now to watch the NRL Finals in glorious 4K which I pay Kayo for. Nothing like watching the biggest games of the year in 4x the resolution of free-to-air, makes paying for Kayo worth every cent.

Harry Grant is the best hooker. For me the debate closed after origin

Who else is there? He's the only elite hooker in the comp.

Api is pretty good but yeah it’s not close. Same thing with 5/8th there’s Munster then head scratching

>>150736472
Will you use butter for your fraisage pasty (more expensive) or a margarine substitute (much cheaper)?

Is that true though? Munty looks washed to me after the last few losses.

Margarine is a Simpson

I can't believe Maccas fucked up the Monopoly game I'm NOT using the app bro

Sounds like a sales tactic to drive up the value desu

He floats in and out of games sometimes sure but he’s the best. Who else is there? NSW don’t even have an incumbent and the best overseas 5/8th is possibly Luai or Dylan Brown

I thought Billy Walters and Hugo Savala were more impactful the last few weeks desu
But I'm thinking about finals, you seem to be considering Kangaroos selection, in which case I'd pick Moses at 6

Who I'd like to see win the premiership: Raiders or Broncos

Who I can live with winning the premiership: Sharks or Warriors

Who I don't want to win the premiership: Storm or Panthers

No God, please God, no!: Roosters

Roosters would be god-tier
The true underdogs and people's team, winning the comp from 8th against all the odds and history
Inspiration for every little man who ever doubted himself

>don't have to tip
>too dumb for SC
fuck yeah PURE footy tonight
who here /comfy/

I’m all about the nominations for /nrl/ family team of the year actually and Moses is a halfback. Cleary/Moses is a good halves pairing though

Manifesting a Poodogs straight sets exit

>>150736809
>the people's team

this is what the rich cunt wankers from East Sydney really believe

>>150736764
Really? How does it work now, you get a QR code instead of a bit of paper/plastic?

The BET

>>150736821
You have to order though the app and what you order you get a certain amount of "plays"

I hope doggies stop them from scoring so we don't have to put up with the obnoxious siren bullshit everytime poorm fucking score

I'm a shit gambler because I always forget to do it until I see the teams walking out and I rush it

stuck at hungry jacks someone reply to this if there's a try

bookies love him

sharp elbow

kik ow

KICKOW IS FUCKING DEAD
DRAG HIM OFF STRAIGHT SETS CONFIRMED
HE'S GONESKI

Basically rules him out for this game and the next yeah this straight sets exit is happening

>>150736830
Christ

>>150736843
Kikau try time!!!

was it a blow to the temple? looked more frontal to me

My meme multis need a Dogs win. I thought the Poorm were washed.

A TRY ON DAYBOO

He’s fine he just stayed down for the free interchange

>ruck infringement for nothing
if you didn't bet on poorm sorry lads

>>150736875
>first to snore

poodogs bros...

Only listening to the game while I'm at work, who broke Kikaus face ?

Hello darkness my old friend....

easy

>>150736869
Looked orbitozygomatic to me

>>150736870
They are
But……
The dogs been WASHED

>>150736882
>>150736871
looks like warbrick

>>150736882
It was accidental. Kikau joined a tackle from behind and copped a natural elbow. I didn’t notice who did it

>>150736890
I did a few meme multis where the Poorm win too (and Dogs go out in straight sets) after realising I was relying on the Poodogs

>>150736748
lol saw that. also saw her on a local masc lezzo i follow on instagram's story at a local beach. and jaz posted them hugging in the stands last night. shes lezzed out

>>150729545
Thank you for the nice words

oi galvshit do something bellyache doesn't expect!! something anything at all KEK

TAKE THE POO

based nrlw poparazzi

>>150736912
>NRLW
>Lesbian
I'm shocked

>penalty
>6 more
>ACK
just poodog things

>>150736830
You can order without the app, just gotta ask for a receipt. The receipt has a code that then redeems the tokens. Was better when you got to peel them off though, they probably got sick of staff stealing them and putting on eBay

which bulldog knocks gould out at their presso night, sexton?

Burton can't count to six

Broncgods would heem both these peems..oh wait we already did

Just wanna thank Kayo for not playing this in 4k

sport doesnt look good in 4k imo

>>150736955
>Ben Hunt in the finals

>chan
wut there's a chinese guy playing?

if I was the DJ I would play Foo Fighters - The Pretender in reference to the poodogs lol

IT IS OVER

Warbrick more like DROPbrick

Warbrick might still be concussed

Dropbrick

Walken Ouchton

HOGton
galSHIT

>>150736961
The script has already been written, it's his year for redemption, to undo all the evils, the satanic curses he placed on this team in his youth

Pezet>Galvin

Burton you fucking wet sponge

How many Bulldogs fans are banned from Aami park for that time they visited as Western Sydney Wanderers fans.

The Galvinator

Tranny Critical

TOBY SEXTON
ITS OVER FOR POORM NOW

Sexton redemption arc kino

kek based Gus killed his peem for his own hubris
a tale as old as time

no goggles??

TOBY SEXTIME

Talk about an impact player

We already paid off the refs

>>150737020
They do nothing!

real sexGOD hours

BARKBACK

FUCK YES
BASED FUCKING TOBY

SEXDEMPTION

Just like in the Broncos game. Storm, play to the fucking whistle!

FullWogs FullWogs FullWogs FullWogs FullWogs FullWigs

SexGOD has to go to France meanwhile Galvin is being paid a Kings ransom make it make sense

Adam Gee whiz I’m a dumb cunt

why the fuck has galvin been in instead of this guy?

SEX MAGIC

Critter might be ok he was limping less going off than he was when it happened

Nooooo not Joey 4chan

Vossy you fucking idiot the interchange players take the number of who they replace in Doubles

>>150737040
I remember a couple weeks ago when they showed Toby in stands and the crowd went off

>>150737007
Players safety only comes first when they're tryna rig some shit in their favour

da jokah baby

STOP KILLING EACH OTHER

COUNT YOUR TEETH

How did he get those scars?

>>150736942
Should have contracted the instant scratchie people and do codes on the back. They still exist, right?

>>150737049
based family elder

Koray and Warbrick trying their best to destroy their teams

BAN THE KICKOFF
THINK OF THE CHILDREN

Nooo what are you fucking doing

GAMES GONE _O__?

In what world do you take a 2 in this situation where the oppostions best defender is currently off the field?

>>150737067
New NFL style kick off looms

>kikow, depth perception
>depth perception, ...

Poo was the correct choice lads hate to break it to you

>>150737084
It's cowardly

>>150737084
Poo curse doesn’t apply in finals desu

Alternative to kickoff: gentleman's hand off. Defending team personally returns the ball to the attacking team on the attackers 20m and shakes hands wishing them luck next set.

>>150737085
We SEE the 'fit Tiana

>>150737085
this phone isn't plugged in I would suspect this is an advertisement for a sportswear company that I will NOT be naming

Winner tonight will be playing the Roosters next

Crichtons head gear is hiding a hideous hair cut

>>150737079
Called that a year ago :-(

>>150737099
time is a cruel mistress

warSHOOK

>>150737099
Hey I would not count the Raiders out yet

>>150737085
Don't think those dial phones work anymore. Unless it's a fake one that outputs a tone when you ring it back.

Tipping poosters and broncos lads

>>150737107
he looking better than all the other ghouls in the stands though

>>150737099
And people think it won't be a Roosters premmy

>>150737107
>poosters

Luv galvin

Just a reminder you're gay, no one cares about you and crotch sniffing is also gay, just die. There is only one game native to Australia and it's not this bastardised crap

Sexton and Galvan best friends forever.

>>150737129
enjoy your footy

sorry thought i was in /afl/ still

every accusation is a confession

Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof

poorm bros...

WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
DOOOOGGGIIEEEEEEEEES
>poo curse
LETS FUCKING TROT

Storm getting fraud checked again

FULLY SICK TRY

GALVIN FUCKING GOD

I'm not fooled.

That won't be enough and they're missing the conversation btw

Sexton has legitimately changed this team Gus you are a fucking terrorist

Ok actually i lied never listen to me

God sent me to test you

Go cunts!!! Win a game for once...fk

>doggies RSL club
>redbull and coffees on the table
>no beer in sight
>probably no one on the pokies
how do they survive lads

>>150737184
The Lebanese are notoriously sober and never gamble

poorm are elite private school twats
poodogs are scrappers and underdogs (excuse pun)
lets see who wins

There still a bunch of 70 year Olds in the pokies. Will be ugly once they die

THUNDERSTRUCK

POORMBACK
POORMBACK
POORMBACK

>>150737184
Sell a lot of ciggies from thr vending machine?

POORM BACK
12-12 going into half time

Blowback

>>150737211
Cursed timeline

jye gray the twink would have unironically stopped that try

are you guys hearing a buzzing like a toy firetruck or am i losing my mind

>>150737193
Meanwhile the captains school

>>150737219
I heard it there it goes again

>>150737219
It's the storm ground announcer playing a firetruck ambulance like sound.
He's fully retarded

>>150737219
there is always a ambulance on the field at every footy game
the poorm FAGGOTS have insisted on playing with the siren every time poorm score a try or a conversion, it is the most obnoxious thing in the world and I doubt anyone enjoys it

Galvin is the best young player to ever lace up the boots.

>>150737220
based St Brendans

a try from the dogs on half time will settle this

Lebbo septuagenarians will sit at shisha (hookah, argilah, those big water pipes like the caterpillar in Alice in Wonderland enjoys) cafes all day and play dominoes or backgammon not pokies. The RSL will simply pivot to cater for the predominant clientele, everything will go on as before

>>150737193
>elite private school twats
I thought that was a Union thing?

>>150737251
just an expression, they have that aura about em though

Grant been throwing forward passes all night and none called

>>150737251
The union schools recruit rugby league kids

This looks like a good game I'm going to stop drinking and stay awake

Imagine your ancestors willingly passing down the last name Peasant

>munster
stte school in rockhampton
>hughes
state school in palm beach
>warbrick
public school in rotorua
>katoa
literally tonga

Funnily enough nelson went to wellington college which yes I concede is the faggiest private school in the whole region

Lebs are no good under pressure Storm 26-22

>>150737261
Stop posting misinformation, m8

>>150737292
>Funnily enough nelson
KEK what a twat

I would love to know which small town produced the most good footy players, Rocky seems to come up a lot

>>150737294
>Storm applying pressure

>>150737309
storms are nothing but pressure m8

This Lachlan Galvin FAGGOT is a fuckwit! Hes a total handbreak... if the dogs want to win they have a massive handicap... the wanker is a one trick pony!! all he can do is borderline forward passes which put the receiver at risk of dropping the ball...

Also, can melbourne FUCK OFF with the lame ambulance siren and truck horn after they score a try.... BLOODY ANNOYING!

>>150737240
Catholic and Central Queensland is genuinely the best combo for League

wouldnt mind watching these two do some athletics together

harry grant caught masturbating what a sick fuck

dogs halftime locker room looks like a funeral

they're cooked

>i can't play poker online but i can spin spin spin on the maccas app
countrys fucked

The Fried night Footy add is better than the FLG ads. The Friednight footy ad featured actual Tigers and Panthers fans (coconuts and derros)

>>150737282
There was this one Irish chick with the last name English at the Olympics. Made me kek.

>>150737309
>>150737294
Its a low pressure system Storm

>>150737332
so true however I have yet to see galvshit do even 1 trick

Why does a mining company need tv commercials?

>>150737356
best combo for anything desu

>>150737181
>me with the ciggie

Wtf is Craig Bellamy son his assistant coach?

>>150737409
its just a PR exercise

>>150737409
why do banks? its just trying to garner good will because they're horrible lol
>tranny criton in a moon boot
it really is over for the doggies

>>150737372
massdebating with the refs KEK

>>150737409
mining companies are your friend, mate. don't pay attention to what's going on with the ocean, it's all good.

>>150737409
why do men have nipples? And why do I like twisting them so much?

Who won the footy lads

need like 4 tries from toby for doggies to win

>>150737282
The chad Yeo(man), the virgin Peasant

>Syndismosis

Out for the season

>>150737282
its pezet you fucking freshie

Imagine passing the name Drinkwater down

Storm are washed!

https://youtu.be/F6cANA6FcRg?si=LA7tAyrL0sgsD1KN

we yes WE bumping this all night

Apologise

Max King vs Min Peasant

>Syndismosis
*me at the parra fan day*

>>150737464
He looks familiar

Dogs are neutered

SEXTON DOWN
VIRGIN ALERT (HE DIDN'T DENY IT)

NO MORE SEX

NOOOOOOOOOOO NOT SEXTON!

Fuck the dogs but not him!

>>150737425
What is happening in the Ocean?

what are they booing?

kikow looks like radley out there (drunk and concussed)

That kikau pass forward as fuck

>>150737482
jassy did a piddle hehe

>>150737471
>Charlie Kirk dies
>Toby Sexton returns to the NRL
Hmmmm

wtf i thought Munster got shot

>>150737490
not sure why you're posting random women at a pool while NRL is on???

I thought Munster got KIRKED

>>150737497
That’s a bath, retard

If I was a footy player they'd call me sexnone

>>150737504
so they are random women, thanks irish

>>150737497
t. Glencorp shill

>>150737454
Imagine some retarded peasant being asked what his job or hobbies are when the surname-baliff rode into town

>>150737482
Uranium enriched super sharks hungry for human flesh

Kirks is a soft drink company

>>150737409
To stop the news talking about them destroying the environment

>>150737482
its been rapidly boiling since 2023. coral reefs are pretty much dying world wide with algal blooms causing mass deaths from South Australia to the Sea of Japan.

and its just boiling hotter each year.

fun times!

>>150737514
i poop in housen

>>150737490
Is that the members spa or a different one in Fox Studios/EQ?

Isn’t it Pezat though you dumb cunt?

NOT CALLED

GAME LEVELING POO INCOMING

>>150737510
The fact Glencorp is covering p /nrlw/ player weeing while they swim is honestly shocking.

mouthy cunts stfu

Just noticed that Ciro has down syndrome eyes

>one word and its a dissent penalty

Storm checks are cashing

>>150737524
we need to import another million cricket customers and Joe Chan customers!!! that'll fix it! great times!

>dissent
doggies are fucked just fold em and let another peem that have a chance in

>>150737546
Fuck off spaghettinigger

fuck poodogs I want poorm to put 50 on these cunts now

reminder Braith Anasta is pulling the strings at Poorm to get his players in the halves

>>150737524
They're tropical reefs mate, a hotter world means more tropical waters and more coral reefs. How big do you think the reefs were in the ice age glaciation periods (which we are still actually in)? Warmer world is a better world, for both us and the oceans.

Not the only thing Braitj is pulling iykwim

>>150737546
fake irish out in force
he would say this but it'd be a whole paragraph of pseudo intellectual rubbish that no one would read

hey lads, keep it melbourne storm related thanks

>>150737531
>we spell it the fancy french way
Okay Mrs Bouquet

ah yes the tropics of japan

>>150737563
>t. Aaron Bellamy

>>150737566
if the oceans were warming at a steady rate over a few thousand years, sure. not when its by a degree a decade.

refs deserve worse than swearing

climate change is real but nothing you do makes a difference because 1 billion indians and 1 billion chinamen will polute more than you can save

now let's focus on this mana filled storm side

Galvin saving the Doggies yet again!!!

>>150737577
Onslow would be never be seen in poorm kit

Broncs would heem these peems

Craig Bellamy looking nervous. It’s like he knows his peem is shit and is relying on refball. Total pozzedbourne frustration.

>everyone knows the Addams family song
>nobody remembers the Munsters song

Bankstown cheques coming in

>>150737585
good post UP THE STORM
>>150737594
bellyache can be 80 up and he'll still be pissed he demands perfection

dogs hate thunder

>>150737577
>>150737587
God I wanted to fuck Rose!

>>150737580
Okinawa deez nuts

Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof

DOGGY DOGGY DOGGY

BARKBACK

WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF

WOOF WOOF BARK AT THE THUNDER

Bulldogs showing heart tonight. If their fans weren't such cunts I'd want them to win

Brose.. if we can't beat this crippled doggies team, how can we even think about stopping the chookgods

DOGGIESSSSSS
WOOOF WOOOF WOOOF
>Bulldogs were originally bred for physically demanding and often brutal tasks, primarily bull-baiting, a popular blood sport in England from the Middle Ages until its ban in 1835
FUCKING DOGGIES TAKING DOWN THE FUCKIONGPOORM CUNTS

>toby sexton and jamal fogarty are top 4 halfbacks
what did the gold coast shitans mean by this

WOOF WOOF WOOF

BeoncGODs should consider losing on Sunday so they can play the Doggies in the prelim instead of the Panthers

>>150737583
Temperatures change more than a degree every single hour of each day. Everything on Earth is robust enough to adapt to one degree changes over decades. Some temperature changes select for cold-adapted things, other temperature changes select for warm-adapted and generalist things. Everything tropical benefits from a warmer world with more tropics. Not so good if you are a wooly mammoth or polar bear, true, but they choose hyperspecialisation and bet on the wrong outcome, whilst the generalist apes rule the Earth.

WHO LET THE LEBS OUT? (of Gaza)

Bulldogs are a stupid breed to keep like seriously nigga are you going to be bullbaiting you wouldn’t even know where to find a bull dumbcunt

>>150737621
whoever loses this will be playing the winner of warriors/panthers. chooks/sharks winner will be the loser of the raiders/broncos game

never seen such a fraudulent finals desu

>>150737640
I meant the eventual chook GF, lad

>>150737627
>BroncGODS should consider losing
They never were going to win in the first place you silly Peemslander

bloody kids out here begging for $200+ boots

>>150737630
I see you have no idea what you're talking about so I'll just say 'stick to the footy'

But when I ask for boots and the wNRL I get asked to leave

>>150737656
stick to your fake irish posts sweeite

You could read real Irish's very respectful posts on the Sunday footy show. Fake Irish posts are too crude for the Thursday night footy show

>>150737656
>>150737653
This sign is a photoshopping dream come true

>Menulog persisting with cringe rap from the 00s
The millennial-boomer advertising executive. AFL has the same problem hiring Snoop.

>>150737664
You don't know me

>>150737675
>ban guy from 3 games cause he said faggot
>pay 4 million dollars for snoop to play at your gf who is openly homophobic
so funny

Man-made climate change isn't real.

Also get fucked dogs lol

>>150737640
>chooks/sharks winner will be the loser of the raiders/broncos game
Man this side has it much easier

The loser tonight gets a home game next week against the winner of Cronulla vs Easts.

Just to clarify

theres that scrappy kinda poothetic poodogs defense

Bin him!!!!

>>150737653
>>150737656
Footfags never stop, no shame

fuckin weirdos

>>150737623
Sexton was absolutely Tanah Boyd tier at the titans

Letting go of Fogarty was a massive fuck up and head scratcher since he was their best player at the time

waahhhhhh jahrome hughes saveee meeeeee i cant run an attacking setttttt i neeedd a bummppp

This seems like the kind of game that the Bulldogs grind out for most of the game but the Storm just steal it at the end. One of those games where they win but Bellamy yells at them in the sheds anyway

>>150737700
Nope. Other way around

>>150737658
You're projecting a Platonic conception of nature as fragile, static, eternal and unchanging. In reality nature is dynamic and always changing, always adapting regardless of preference. And if there is any preference to life it is for warmth and rain (which is driven by warmth). The tropical rainforest contains more carrying capacity for life than tundra grasslands, let alone glaciers.

>>150737711
peems seem to love letting great players go, poocos are experts at it

No wait, the winner tonight gets a home prelim against the winner of Cronulla vs Easts vs the loser of Canberra vs Brisbane

Titans needed to have 20 backup fullbacks

that should’ve been a bin desu the whole point is to stop people from losing control of their body weight to stop a try.

>not even a penalty
? I'm not even arguing whether it should be or not but that seems extremely lenient

NO REFUNDS POOPER PEEAGUE

>>150737722
“Just to clarify”

>>150737733
Lel

>>150737716
if that was true why are the coral reefs dying, the tropics drying out and the rain forests fragmenting into savannah across multiple continents

or are you suggesting 'don't believe your lying eyes'?

also hope the Dogs smash the Storm tonight

he was playing for the ball no ill intent
long meme drop out play on

Plenty of people in this thread have lost control of the body weight

The Melbourne Storm could really use Lewis Dodd right now

>(((all competing)))
>Tracey literally pushes the bloke in the back

>>150737713
Bellamy gives free handjobs when they win that's the Storm secret he gives the best stiff grip handies with a finger in the bum

We all know what Bellamy said

>stay down trying to milk penalty
>no penalty
>go for 15 for HIA
KEK get fucked cunt

Hacky Grant

Tracey is a girl's name

POORM
POORM
POORM

>>150737739
Polution of the oceans is a different issue to climate change which is a natural part of the earth and caused by factors related to the sun's proximity to earth.

How many factories were those wooly mammoths building to get us out of the last ice age? A lot of cave men in V8s I guess.

Tryscoran Wishart

WISHMASTER
WISHMASTER
WISHMASTER
WISHMASTER
WISHMASTER

>>150737770
You owe me an apology >>150737084

Forget it doggies, it's storm town

Gerringong >>>> Wollongong

>>150737771
dodging the question

as honest as a Storm player milking a penalty

>>150737779
NEVER!

hate those days the sun gets closer to earth gives me hayfever

more milking

The NRL has made the game soft. The teams are right to milk everything to show us just how pathetic it is

My farts smells uncannily like the spring rolls I just ate.

ow muh neck

>owww my neck
>whistle blows
>oh ok I'm ok now :^)
they better crack down on this shit next season

>>150737787
Just facts, my man.

What happened to get us out of the last ice age if the earth isn't heated and cooled by factors outside human control?

Loser of this game gets buggered by Lindsay Collins in Edgecliff station toilets

Does someone have the DCe politics meme?

>>150737811
>he doesn't know about lost nuclear civilisations
cringe

FG looms

>>150737797
You can inoculated yourself against that by eating local honey.

Gonna be wild tonight at poof doof

Max King miracle 2 point field goal incoming

Only one Bee's poop I eat

>>150737832
mister richie rich here drinking Mānuka honey by the bottle

Storm keep milking its disgraceful

>pans to Bulldogs Leagues club
>people going crazy dancing on tables and screaming
>Big Screen isn’t even on

Sending nrl players to the milking sheds

>>150737843
opps wrong image

why doesnt this old fat fuck gus gould just call in a favour from one of his mates to get a penalty or has a lifetime of being a self-serving cunt finally caught up to him
>>150737855
lol

>>150737845
I can't afford that shit

It's got to be honey from your local area anyway or it doesn't work

>crusher tackles/smothering era
>salary cap cheating era
>whinging captains
>milking era
disgusting club

I don't like honey that tastes super flowery. If I wanted to eat a flower I would

Still 2 tries left in this game

when do the doggies go for the 2 point fg so I get to post KINO KINO KINO KINO

I only eat honey from consenting flowers

Jason Taylor looks tired humans have extended their lives beyond liveability

>>150737886
see
>>150737841

That was a fucking terrible call for a kick

WEAK GUTTED DOG

you better go off on a stretcher munster carrying on like that

fucking milking

Jason Taylor emerged from the womb with a hangover

ow muh ankle

>Poorm win but Munster ded

Congratulations Sharks you have won the premiership

storms might need another tyrone wishart

MASSACRE IN MELBOURNE

I hate it when the play by play commentator makes analysis.

Damn, he's done

>>150737911
>*chooks

SHITMANN

>>150737490
A what?

biff looms

Honestly when I wake up in the middle of the night with a calf cramp I carry on worse than that

Sexton 3pt FG incoming

blud just said pezant!!

POORMGODS

kek its over

Sexton 9 point field goal incoming

Frauds

Matt Burton 7 point field goal incoming

lol

get fucked dogs

nice pass kickcow

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

got to admit the Storm have played like shit all night. I wouldn't be scared of playing this team in the semifinals

Wow wtf

Melbourne Storm
Queensland Maroons
Australia
Family
God

Huge. Without this week off poorm get heemed by penrith

>>150737920
a piddle hehe

>bellyache giggling and happy
webm for sure

silly coconut

Risks of having a player who can't see our of one eye.

Galvin should have caught that pass

>>150737955
>God

And in the end, the team people have been saying are fraudulent all year, turned out to be fraudulent

just_coconut_things.jaypeg

>>150737955
This is the post

Ack Burton

Warbrick redeemed

Matt Burton 9 point field goal incoming

If he passed it to Galvin straight away Dogs might have been on there

>most points
>fraudulent
there's a lot of smelly sydneysiders in this thread, and it shows

>>150737940
>>150737983

Galvin is like the diversity hire at work.

>>150737989
Gonna share this on reddit soon, epic

shall be eating well tonight lads

>drop half your spine while coming 1st on the ladder and crash out of finals in straight sets
Now that the dust has settled, what WERE they thinking?

Possible 8pt try into extra time here

>>150737739
Tropics aren't drying out, a warmer world creates more rain, the water cycle is driven by the energy (heat) requirements of evaporation. They're getting bulldozed for agriculture and grazing, which is a good thing: the Earth is adapted to human needs. Some species adapt, some are selected for and thrive, others join the 99.9% of species that have ever existed and go extinct.

Apocalyptic thinking is dumb and religious. The environment is always dynamic, always changing, always adapting. The Earth is being adapted to human needs, a huge percentage of species (megafauna and others) have already failed to adapt or being selected against, many more will follow, many more will be selected for and thrive. New species will inherit the Earth: humans, agricultural animals, and our service animals, pets, and pests.

galvin had an off night and meant to lose

>>150737999
It’s been a while

>>150738005
see
>>150737983

Ice pipes will be sizzling in Melbourne tonight!

Dogs are fucked. All these injuries and are probably going to play the Panthers

See you lads at tramp

Was about to suggest you guys can go back to talking about Climate change now the footy is over

Let's talk about how we're going to celebrate the BroncGODS 2025 Grand Final Win

Panthers v Melbourne grand final.
The sixpeat narrative.
The corporate “grow-the-game in Vic” narrative.
Probably a surprise Macklemore appearance at the grand final for the Melbourne crowd.

Please no.

>>150738033
imagine even talkin about that shit with a straight face when you know cricket exists have you even seen the cricket

>>150738033
If it was real the last thing western governments would be doing is inviting more thirdies in to increase carbon footprints.

>Jai Arrow wins the Rabbitohs player of the year

Weird choice.

>>150737771
The mammoths were hunted to death like the rest of the megafauna. The generalist ape won and took over the Earth. The other species adapted or were selected against by us. North American horses for eaten and wiped out by us, Eurasian horses got hooked up to chariots and managed to scrape through and then thrive across the globe (smart decision to accept domestication and alliance). Dodos choose to get eaten, Ibis birds choose to join urban zoo breeding programs and adapt to imported palm trees and life in the city. A warmer world is another stage in the recreation of the Earth in man's image.

I'm gonna drop this spoort if penrith win
( won't)

>>150738057
Please learn how to use a tense

really embarassing dives from the Storm tonight.

>>150737399
Wrong

Who is the absolute cake truck handing out that Tradie cat piss drink for the Stormies?

Saw a cricket at the gym (my garage) doing nonstop laps of the room following the walls over and over again the other day

>>150738055
tells you they’ve had a shithouse year kek

>>150736499
FUCK

>>150738086
Picture?

>>150737409
This is a feature of our collapsing democratic modern society. Haven’t you noticed? And it’s not just mining companies, every advertisement is just a brainwashing exercise for the company which is bleeding you to death.
Mining companies.
Banks.
Fast food.
Gambling.
And you (or your kids) can’t even afford a house.

Welcome to techno-feudalism.

>>150736499
>>150736825

I am just glad there is nothing nefarious about the NRL

munster is very spritely for someone who not long ago was the victim of a season ending hipdrop

>>150738124
Mining needs to advertise as a check against ultraleftism ranking the economy reverting us to mud and stick villages. They'll use the same ads against a mining superprofits tax and gas reservation (like in WA) of course.

>>150738086
The blonde? Seconded

I just want one season where Melbourne are shit

corr

They won the spoon in 2010 m8 you should have been there

Will be interesting once Bellamy retires.

>>150738214
seibold will take over once manly fires him

Irish never learnt his time tables.

>>150738335
fake irish he's more of a /lgbt/ pooster

Isn't divemaster slater taking over

>>150737524
no it isnt you freak

Canterbury were better than many expected and that intercept was a hard finish. They almost could've won the game. Too many errors throughout, but really pushed the unconvincing Storm

yeah Broncoswinlol again

Doggies are beaten up now though and will go out straight sets.

I don't want anyone to think I hate Will Warbrick. It's just not true.

what are the odds both their big coconuts go out in the same game aren't they meant to have hardened shells hard to get into to

baking

someone call an ambulance for craig bellamy... his mouth is drooping to one side, he might be having a stroke!

baking first race ya

Broncos would have heemed both these teams

>>150738981
>>150738981
>>150738981

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