Thread 150727028

Bowls but with football.

You have a red dot on a field and you have to shoot 5 balls close to the red dot. You can shoot them at any point in a 20 meter radius from the red dot, and you have 5 balls, taking turns with your opponent. Your score will be the number of balls you got closer from the red dot compared to the closest ball from your opponent.

I'll be rich with this, screencap it.

>taking turns with your opponent.
Aaaand you lost me.

>>150727028 (OP)
t. smoked weed for the first time

>>150727678
The meta would be a staring contest if not.
>>150727877
I don't smoke the devil's plant.

just stick to the sea bass, bro

>>150727028 (OP)
That is curling with soccer balls

>>150727028 (OP)
That sounds boring as fuck
How how you apply your area of expertise and make it a sport
You know what I'm talking about

>>150727028 (OP)
chileno maricón puras ideas de mierda pero te quiero igual.

>>150730238
only naked men are allowed to play it
you HAVE to be erect the entire time
you are allowed to touch your opponent with your penis/cum IF you desire

fixed ur sport

>>150730238
>How how you apply your area of expertise and make it a sport
>You know what I'm talking about
I honestly don't know what you're talking about, does it have something to do with Pinochet?

>>150732934
>el chileANO doesn't know his area of expertise

I also came up with an sport
Astronaut race
Sponsored by spaceX
Also astronaut fight

>>150733035
zero-g wrestling

>>150727028 (OP)
Here is a far better idea: Billiards/Pool/Snooker with footballs

Lacrosse but with squash racquets and a squash ball, you dribble by bouncing the ball on the racquet as you run

Basketball but with zones where Rugby is allowed

I propose we add naked women that can made available for forced impregnation by the victors after the game. But they are all of chinese decent.

>>150727028 (OP)
For me, it's:

>>150741430
This is the mid-late 80s NBA

>>150741466
That looks like so much fun