Thread 150729169

CHIEFS ON TOP
16-1 CONFIRMED

LETS FUCKING GO

>>150729169 (OP)
My Steelers :)

Float bros..... We're riding good tonight

Thinking of rooting the Green Bay packers desu

Pic rel

>>150729169 (OP)
Chiefs need to trade for a receiver this season. Even if Worthy/Rice were playing, the offense would still be meh. They need a real stud receiver that they can realistically get like an Olave or Tyreek Hill. They also need to find a Kelce replacement but that's a much less urgent matter.

Why did the Cowboys decide to sell out against the pass

Reminder that the kiwi was mugged and hospitalized in the searing summer of 2017.

https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/149938577/#q149941549

>>150729169 (OP)
>mfw Worthy tries to play through it, gets injured even worse and is out for the season

No team deserves a season from Hell more than the Chiefs.

What the fuck is someone that is 165lb doing in the nfl? It’s possible to be that weight and able to withstand the punishment of the nfl, but that’s not him. He’s literally going to die one of these days 165 is too skinny for high school jv football let alone the pros.

>defender spits at QB
>suspended
>QB assaults fan
>don't worry about it

>>150729202
idk, ask the eagles

>>150729202
Devonta Smith is a top 10 WR

Why is the NFL media so desperate to get AJ Brown to New England? This is the second year in a row they pushed this

Devonta Smith would legit be in the AJ Brown/Justin Jefferson/Jamarr conversation if he was allowed to be a #1

Had a horrifying nightmare where my Chiefs went 0-3 phew haha, good thing it was just a dream

>>150729224
Maybe he'd get some targets

Just took a humongous Jayden Daniels

>>150729245
The goat farm won't be happy you stole from them.

>>150729222
I stopped following foosball when my New England football patriots stopped winning

6’
170lb
No major injury history

Is the nfl rigged? Does he just never catch anything that isn’t within 2 yards of the sidelines?

>>150729254
I'm using this comeback from now on

>>150729254
kek

>*3 quarters into Bills v Ravens*
>WHO IN THE ENTIRE NFL COULD EVER BEAT THE BALTIMORE RAVENS??
>*loses*
>0-1

>>150729169 (OP)
>16-1 CONFIRMED

>>150729254
Goddamn bro

'ynthia in the genny

>>150729274
Man her husband is lucky as hell.

>>150729228
I had a nightmare where Purdy, Aiyuk, Jenings and Kittle were all injured by week 2 and our entire offense consisted of McCorkle at qb, McCaffrey with his degenerative calf condition still getting 30 carries a game for some inexplicable reason and Ricky Pearsall (who might actually be good, but still)

>>150729262
I have 0 idea how Devonta Smith does it. He's 170lbs but his play strength is outstanding and making contested catches is one of his biggest strengths.

I was so disappointed when I saw Carlie Irsay for the first time this week during her retarded explanation about the headset wearing and she had big milf potential in the photo the article used and then after a prompt image search she looks totally busted in everything else.
The biggest Week 1 disappointment in my time.

>>150729224
Story time:

During when vrabel was playing for the patriots I visited patriots camp a few times with my late father. Vrabel went to the sidelines and was signing autographs. He looked in my direction and made eye contact with me and we had a brief moment. It was weird and not gay. I think it was because I grew up in the same town belichick went to high school in and he sensed the evil energy in me.

Chiefs won't really start 0-2 will they? Weren't they supposed to be the greatest team in NFL history??

>>150729254
BASED

Jayden-san pls make packers fans cry tonight

Coach Melanin-Enriched

I remember there being people who said Mason Rudolph was a 1st rounder in 2018 lmao

>>150729294
Google Taylor swift cameltoe

>>150729274
w-what’s the tail attached to?

Anyone with a PFF subscription? Can you give me Trevor Penning's rating from week 1? Please and thank you.

>>150729278
You have much more detailed and realistic dreams than me, mine was that I met Joe Burrow going into the opposing team’s locker room (we don’t play the Bengals this season) and he gave me a packet of Ramen for being a fellow white man. When I went out onto the sidelines before the game Patrick saw me slurping Ramen and asked where I got it, and I started sweating and told him the truth. He got depressed that a Chiefs fan was racist and stopped trying in our games, and I became aware of the fact that we went 0-3, with our two most recent games both being against Joe Burrow. Joe and Livvy Dunne were dating and received me in the locker room after our third loss which was no longer a locker room, but the elven tree kingdom from Lord of the Rings, and Livvy Dunne spoke to me telepathically, thanking me for being white, and supporting the cause against “Mutthomes”. None of this is a joke btw.

>>150729301
>Mason Rudolph
I mean, was he really worse than Josh Rosen?

NFL players need to start kneeling again in response to the injustice against Decarlos Brown. People of Color deserve the right to self defense without being assumed guilty.

>>150729316
Dreams be like that. I unironically had a lucid dream where I ran across the street to my neighbor's house and started sucking his dick and enjoying it.

>>150729318
I honestly don't understand how Josh Rosen was dumped after a single year and never got another chance.

>>150729322
A lucid dream? As in you were in control, you knew what you were doing, and you sucked your neighbors cock anyway?

>>150729280
Does he just never catch passes in the slot? Comebacks are all 185lb ballerinas themselves. I can’t imagine a guy like that taking a direct hit from a pro bowl interior lb and not having his organs explode. I keep telling people the reason why damar Hamlin got his shit snapped was because he is a 200lb twink.

It’s possible like I said to be skinny and built like iron but generally speaking if you are 200lb or lighter in the nfl you need to make sure you aren’t ripped in half in certain situations.

>>150729328
Likability. Josh was insufferable, Mason isn't.

>>150729316
football dreams suck. i had a dream last night where i fought some knight on horseback, knocked off their armor and underneath was a tan elf girl. i started fucking her on the battlefield but only for a few seconds because my stupid fucking alarm went off

>>150729328
The only memories I have of him are throwing picks

>>150729334
You're not as in control as you think in a lucid dream. I get incredibly horny in them and try to fuck the nearest thing before I wake up. I even went into my 70 year old neighbor's garden and tried to fuck her once.

>>150729334
Yeah. How else was I supposed to experience the joy of sucking a cock without it being gay?

We're back bros
https://youtu.be/qNZ8F0sfy-Y?t=159

Why yes im 165lb and catch passes in the slot how could you tell

>>150729342
Some of the hardest hitting guys of all time are in the 190-210 range

>>150729361
Well, the one and only time i dreamed lucid i decided to fly around, like superman. It took some practice but eventually i got the hang of it. It was great

>>150729358
Sounds a little rapey. You should go back and apologize

>>150729342
Wasn't Cole Beasley a slot receiver? He was like 5'8".

>>150729367
Getting hit and hitting are two different things

>>150729371
No height classes in combat sports bro

>>150729371
If you are built like Bruce Lee you can be a twink but most guys that weight have meme gym bro physiques

>>150729375
what about hitting a guy's wife from the back?

>>150729370
it's not rape if it's an elf

>>150729368
The one time I lucid dreamed I think I woke up too hard and my consciousness treated it like reality. I couldn’t do anything lol. I went from being in the dream, to realizing I was dreaming, to suddenly being in a pure white infinity room with a buzzing noise in my ears like you get during sleep paralysis. I was like oh shit I’m completely conscious and still dreaming, this is where I’m supposed to be able to imagine shit. But my imagination worked exactly like irl, it was just stuff I was visualizing that wasn’t taking tangible form. Eventually I gave up and said fuck it, wake up, which I did instantly (I did think that part was cool at least).

>>150729395
I wish i could lucid dream intentionally. Buddy of mine in hs could, he used to bang different girls in his dreams every night lol

Put my entire net worth on this parlay. Am I cooked chat?

WHO WON KWAB OF THE WEEK

>>150729390
I DPed Travis’ wife when she was jailbait

>>150729407
Bears or John Harbaugh

>>150729407
Tua

>>150729391
That’s racist and not needed

>>150729421
Literally Who-a?

>>150729301
Shit I was one of them lol

>>150729407
kiwibitch easily

>>150676498
>>150678194

>>150729451
looks like he only went one round without his helmet

i feel like the fins might actually be the first team to achieve the coveted 0-17 record this year

>>150729524
>Harbaugh getting fired
This is never fucking happening. The only way he's leaving the Ravens is by retiring.

>>150729301
Grading college qbs is hard. I remember thinking josh rosen was gonna be the best qb in his class

Yamz

>>150729530
Kek

>>150729451
I have a worse take. I thought Justin Herbert was gonna be a bust.

>>150729169 (OP)
OP confirmed gay

>>150729407
Patriots fans as a whole. So many people were actually predicting them to make the playoffs this year (fucking kek) only for them to lose their home opener to the fucking Raiders of all teams. Absolute dumpster roster and low IQ fanbase

>>150729540
Taylor Rooks is too beautiful.

>>150729540
That guy in the blue is having trouble controlling his primal instincts.

>>150729557
Nah you are.

>>150729572
Thanks bro, so are you

Reminder that the game is streaming for free on twitch, so don't beg for a stream.

>>150729551
I hope they don't sniff the playoffs for another 20 years.

Anyone got a stream since strea meast is ded?

Let’s start this game already.

>>150729583
>>150729601

Awful lotta trailer trash in Green Bay...

>>150729551
>and low IQ fanbase
New England sports fans are objectively one of the most knowledgeable and informed fan bases in the country.

Red Sox:
Fan base has some of the highest education levels in MLB (Boston has ~40%+ bachelor’s attainment rate)

Boston is home to Harvard and mit bruh

>>150729540
>>150729557
she looks like she likes white guys

>>150729623
Idk, she's married now dunno who her husband is

God I hope my team drafts Drew Allar or John Mateer and not Nussmeier

>>150729532
The Patriots will stop them

>>150729540
would both

>>150729623
Did someone post Temujin?

Weapons movie worth renting for $20 on Amazon?

>>150729613
Link?

green gay kek

>>150729648
None, pirate them faggot.

>>150729642
Keep my wife's name out of your mouth!

>>150729656
kek plonked

>>150729656
heebie jeebies!

>>150729648
I liked it. Fell off a little in the finale but it's a nice balance of suspense/surreal/horror

>>150729557
she's so fine that athletes would start stumbling in interviews with her.

>>150729656
WHO SAID THAT?

>>150729665
Only if she keeps my weiner out of hers [spoiler]she wont[/spoiler]

>>150729648
>movie worth renting

>>150729688
Is that you John Wayne?

My Commies are going to rape Green Gay

>>150729656
Please come to Lame-O Field

based idea. i'll have to do that next season

>>150729707
They barely beat the gnats lol

sugar gay

i just want a good game where no one gets hurt

hey guys, i'm from the future

screencap this

>>150729717
>won by 15

????

I just want Jordan Manlover drawn and quartered

game thread >>150729735

was that columbia commercial ai-generated?

>>150729699
Is this me?

>>150729524
lmao

Wow actually a huge game tonight, I didn’t even notice

>>150729524
>poo poopoo's poomanpoo

>>150729810
Really? I figured it'd be about the same size as any NFL game. I figured those things were regulated and standardized.

I Mac Jones really about to shred my Saints

>>150729728
Score doesn't tell the game if Jameis was starting the gnats win that one
>russ cant put a ball in with 7 tries at the 3

Why do white fanbases like the Eagles, Bills and Packers make brown people so mad..?

>>150729918
>russ cant put a ball in at the 3
The superbowl showed us that

Situations like the Tyreek Hill one are hilarious to me.
Like how hard is it to just not beat and strangle your wife?

Bills vs Ravens was basically a draw, let’s be honest
Those are completely equal teams

>>150730024
well, what did she do?

>>150730042
>one team scored 1 point more than the other
Not a draw

>>150730024
>t. never been with a woman

>>150730024
>don't beat your wife and kids thats.................LE BAD

>>150729927
>>>NIGGLES
>>white
surely you jest

>>150730024
You never had to spend an evening with her

Let's go Redskins

the winner tonight literally does not matter, these are both playoff teams that won't challenge the eagles for the #1 seed

>>150730194
Eagles almost lost to the Cowboys. They're frauds.

>>150729540
literally made to be bleached

>>150730024
Live with a woman for a while and you'll understand

>>150730024
Id like to make you my wife, then we can find out how hard it is together.

>>150730199
>almost

>>150730199
Cowboys are regular season titans with Dak, it's the playoffs where they inevitably fall.

>>150730361
I want them to make the offs so they can make me laugh again.

>>150730103
It has an asterisk next to it because of how close it was.

Can Richardson win the job QB back?

>>150730509
no. He was a bad pick. One day teams will learn that being a freak athlete with a canon arm doesn't make you a good qb prospect

>Lameme has the highest Passer Rating, QB rating, and most QB rushing yards
>My king has the most rushing yards
>Flowers has the most receiving yards
The definition of an ultra threat offense. And they only played for a quarter and a half,

>>150730509
Only a desperate buck chasing team would take him

Outside of the Eagles, literally who is beating Buffalo?

>>150730742
queefs, gayvens or stoolers

Fractured shoulder for Reed. Out for the season. The Packers Superb Owl run has ended. Eagles automatically win the NFC again.

>>150730509
ffs

Seriously? Not like I can't find a bootleg anyways but why? The ads are in program anyways.

>>150730783
Doubt.

Jayden Reed and Tucker Kraft both heemed for the season. It's unironically over. The anime girl won.

packies looking kinda strong

>>150730838
Woman moment

I still think no defensive player is worth TWO first round picks besides Lawrence Taylor himself

>>150729169 (OP)
Terrible news for Marquise Brown owners.

>>150731448
Top 5 edge rushers are, Khalil Mack dragged Matt Nagy and titty kisser to the playoffs.

Who is going to trade for Kirk Cousins. Dolphins?

>>150731594
49ers

>>150731599
They got Mac Jones. Mac Jones.

>>150731619
Kirk Coupons is better than Mac Jones.

kirk to the burrs in october

>>150731634
Purdy isn't out that long is he?

>>150731660
He might be out 5 weeks and he is injury prone

>>150731682
Why is every 49ers star player injury prone?

>>150731682
Meh. They probably want a second. Pretty much anyone does alright in the system. Purdy actually takes shots down field. Mac should be fine

>>150731710
God hates us for failing to stop the Chiefs dynasty.

>daniels
>exposed

pick 2
Luck has run out

>>150731710
Terrible trainers. Unironically it's shit. They still do widehigh saddle drills. Basically do all your athletic movements while a divider as high as a traffic cone and as wide is in the middle of your legs. It destroys knees, ankles, hips. Certain teams just do stupid shit. Miami, Bengals have the same issue.

The Lions window has closed

>>150731811
Only the Kangz remain now.

uh oh, call the hambulance

>>150731594
commanders lol

>>150729524
This is KWABOTC(entury) tier

webm of this fat fuck getting hurt?

does anyone else find it annoying how any time a FG kick over 40 yards is taken, the announcer feels obliged to make some quip about how long field goal kicks have gotten?

Why are the Packers dressed up as the Jets? It's really fucking me up seeing someone in those uniforms playing good football.

No more project QBs. Only tried and true white boys with power arms from now on.

>>150732261
Why are you pretending that the biggest project QB ever wasn't Josh Allen? It took him 3 seasons before he could play football.

>meme QB has great rookie year
>is he the GOAT!?
>never heard from again
every such cases.

>>150729169 (OP)
>believing in worthless

>>150732297
Josh Allen is black. He plays like a black qb and is an ultra cuck who lost to the same guy 4 years in a row. Don’t forget the DEI mvp.

these teams both suck

>>150732444
Thursday night usually gives us some bad football. The Packers are looking like the far superior team though.

I haven’t seen a defender get held this consistently without getting any flags thrown for it since the last time Jalen Carter was allowed to play. If THIS is the best the Cuckmanders can do they are fucked and it’s an Eagles v Packers NFC Championship for sure.

After all the shit Washington fans have been talking already this is pretty fucking embarrassing. They look pathetic

Sorry Commies but I warned you all week. The Gnats were shit and you barely edged them out.

>>150732511
Eagles aren't winning a playoff game. They wouldn't even make the playoffs if the NFC Least wasn't garbage.

>THUD
YOU MOTHERFUCKER

>>150732511
>I haven’t seen a defender get held this consistently without getting any flags thrown for it

I mean Micah Parsons obviously. Every replay it seems like some guy has an arm wrapped around his neck just like with Carter

>>150732549
If you don’t even really actually believe that how do you ever expect me to?

Daniels Sophomore Slump very predictable

hmmm...

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>>150732587
Eagles are shit, dog. I'm sorry if you can't believe reality. Them losing to the hobbled Chiefs is a very real possibility this Sunday.

>>150730742
Chiefs own the Bills buddy, you’ve got to stop being surprised every season
This will be the sixth time

whoever at the NFL's marketing department gave the OK on the ride the float ad needs to get charlie kirk'd.

>>150732593
What?! Just over half of them lost????

>>150732511
>Eagles v Packers
rams vs packers

>>150732616
Chiefs aren't making the playoffs. They might be the only team in the AFC West to miss the playoffs.

>>150732593
They're all half white.

>>150732642
>Rams

I hope not. Disgusting fans

>>150732643
You’re really this desperate for attention?

>>150732664
LA desperately needs the money

Next week's TNF looks like real trash. Why are the Dolphins allowed on prime time?

49ers will continue to cruise despite injuries. Moody was the cancer and he's gone

>>150732682
The Raiders are more likely to make the playoffs than the Chiefs. That's just the facts.

>>150732643
the broncos are missing the playoffs too nix is slumping hard its gonna be chargers 1 seed raiders wild card. raiders beat the ravens then get steamrolled by the bills. chargers lose to the steelers who go to the Owl against the packers as the old packer superbowl winner returns to face his old team with the team he beat in his last superbowl for maxxximum storyline potential

i am from the future

hey guys I still hate the phins btw, hope bahamas killed himself after that shit game.
your team sucks even though the phins suck worse

>>150732725
Why would you even type all this out to that guy lol, you’re speaking Latin to a retard

>>150732656
ywnbaw

>>150732739
>Washed Stafford
>No Cooper Kupp

Nobody’s mad

Lmao nice kicker washington

Stop missing field goals, it's giving me Jake Moody flashbacks. I think I have PTSD for field goal attempts thanks to that guy.

Commanders look like shit on both sides of the ball

>>150732860
Sure they are
https://youtu.be/8Wt1oNCCsKM

>>150732989
Packers might be good.

>>150733036
Their two tight ends and Micah Parsons are but that’s about it

>>150732989
This speaks volumes about how bad the giants are

>>150733036
Packers are legit but the Commies are still shit. Both can be true
It’s not even a game

Why was Jordan Love trying to force the fumble on his RB just now?

>>150733057
>Packers are legit

Are they? Jordan Love kind of sucks

>>150733071
Based 87 driving that nigger all the way back to africa

>>150733089
Jordan Love is the fatal weakness of the Packers and the reason they won't win it all but they're still a good team outside of him.

>>150733099
Good ol' Iowa boy.

Are the Commies just not even trying? I thought they were supposed to be a good team.

>>150733230
who told you that? the giants?

>>150733089
>>150733114
>When you’re still so desperate for attention that you’ll even (You) yourself

Crazy

>>150733230
Commies are not good. The two best teams in that conference are eagles and boys.

Almost another Love moment

That guy on the cucks sacked his own QB lmao

>>150733290
Good Lord of course it’s you dude, flag on fuck face
>>150733300
Keep it on the whole time idiot

>>150733394
>Good Lord of course it’s you dude, flag on fuck face

Guy, I have no fucking idea what that is supposed to mean. I’m sure that won’t matter to you and you’ll continue to assume I’m your boogeyman, but bro maybe you should consider logging off for a while

Ive seen enough

Daniels has been taped. And washingtons defense is still terrible.

They wont make the playoffs

>>150733445
>>150733453
Freakiest fucking retard alive

>>150733445
He thinks me, you and the Kiwi are all the same guy. He's losing it.

>>150733461
Anonymity is just too much for some people

Oh boy really poked the hornet’s nest huh, spend the rest of the thread crying about it as fast your fat fingers can type!

Jayden Daniels is making the Japanese look bad.

the amount of holding on micah parsons and the number of pressures he still getting is insane

why did jerruh trade this guy

>Trash Night Football
At least Bryce Young threw a TD, this guy can't even get in the red zone

>>150733492
he sucks against the run, which is what the Eagles are good at.
He's literally just scared of the Eagles.

what did he mean by this?
>>150728924
>>150728924

>>150733492
He’s been consistently disruptive the whole game despite double teams and blatant holds on nearly every down. Jerry is a senile old retard

>>150733492
Jerry refused to talk to his agent and Micah decided he wouldn't play for the Cowboys anymore under any circumstances. Jerry got too cute and Micah wasn't have any of his bullshit. The dumbest part is trading him to the Packers.

NFL tickets aren't crazy expensive, but they aren't really cheap either. The ones in the lower bowls are obviously more expensive. So when I see a crowd shot of people on the front row and it looks like they slithered out of a gutter to get to the game, I always wonder "how the fuck did they pay for this?"

>>150733556
Had to happen. Script writers have Cowboys and Packers in the playoffs.

>>150733492
he doesn't show up in the playoffs

>>150733556
You don't dress nice to a football game so people don't follow you out to the parking lot and rob you

>>150733582
meant for
>>150733537

>>150733461
>thinks

The majority of the general is perfectly aware of you being a flag-hopping, IP-banned freak who is obsessed with the Chiefs and the Packers. No, you did not just successfully post retarded bait about the Packers and Chiefs and get one over on anyone. You are literally retarded and cannot succeed at this. You stand out. It’s been months and you’re still trying this shit. I genuinely don’t understand why you don’t kill yourself

>>150733609
Everyone shitting on Jordan Love isn't doing it to bait you specifically. Maybe he just isn't that good.

>>150733609
Bro I’m not the fucking kiwi or that anon and I said Jordan Love sucks. Because he’s playing like shit. Get help

>>150733662
The Chiefs guy mentioned in the literal essay he took the time to write on the topic that your favorite thing to do once accused of samefagging is to take a meaningless screenshot “proving” you didn’t. What did you do when you got called out again above?

You continually post about the exact same things and defend yourself the exact same way and wonder why everyone knows it’s you. Because you are RETARDED.

>Schizo Alert!

The Commanders are the biggest frauds this year

neither of these frauds are stopping the Bills

>>150733681
I’ll say a prayer for you tonight anon

>>150733710
Blow your brains out subhuman

>>150733723
Please seek treatment for your schizophrenia.

Time for a Penn Jilette pic!

1st place in the NFC East incoming

>Gayleb
>Gaye
>Gayden
>Penis Jr
>Mo Pix
All busts

>>150733790
We don’t do profile pics here Temujin

>16/26, 119 yds, 1 TD
>4.6 avg

I'm starting to think the japanese cannot play QB in the NFL, it's too cerebral a position

>>150733736
>Schizo Alert!

>>150733805
Hey pal, you just blow in from Stupidtown?

Why did they think Deebo was going to get separation? His problem with the 49ers was that no matter how great he was, he could never get separation.

Jap Daniels ain't it

>the Giants, Cowboys, and Commanders all look like SHIT this season

Lmao the rich get richer

Is Jayden Daniels having trouble seeing the field for some reason? Why is he playing so badly tonight?

>>150733895
He's tapping into his asian heritage which squinted his eyes.

>>150733895
The Japanese don’t open their eyes

Commodes worked off playing no huddle and uptempo last year and now they play slow as molasses, partially from all the geriatric name brands they bought last year. without that Daniels looks like shit

So how did the commanders expect to beat the eagles without a good offense or a defense anyway?

>>150733934
just injure the qb lol

>>150733948
The eagles qb? I thought he was a “bus rider” and the team carries him?

It would appear with Daniels exposed, the best QB in the NFC (and the 2024 class) has a vacancy

>>150733978
Matt Stafford is still in the NFC.

>>150733978
he will have his bussy blown out by a competent front 7

>>150733978
Baker Mayfield > Zoom Zoom McTardy

>>150733890
We didnt look that great either

>>150734050
The packers? They looked ok. Jordan Love kind of sucked desu

This game was really fucking disappointing for what was supposed to be a contest between two NFC contenders.

>>150733681
Holy kek you actually believed the autistic Chiefs fan? The guy was a fucking retard who spammed Mahomes comparisons everyday and you took what he wrote seriously and BELIEVED him????

AHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAGHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!

>>150733895
Daniels sucks ass at throwing to the middle of the field. He sucked ass at it in college, and he still sucks ass at it.
I theorized teams would force him into situations where they take away the sidelines and they did, even the awful giants defense made him look mediocre.
It's going to be a long season for washington unless Jayden swallows his big boy medicine and learns how to make some mote difficult throws.

2 passing TDs from Love
Now I just need Bucs to beat Toxins for this parlay

>>150729648
It’s good but not worth 20.

>>150734065
Only if you’re a cuckmander fan

>Pat McAfee show was hyping this game up to hell and back
>"Playoff implications in a Week 2 game"
>"Best Thursday Night Football game ever???"
>ends up being a dogturd
What else could you expect from a football game played on 9/11 other than a total collapse of a supposed "contender"?

I am ready to own the division again

>>150734017
He's got excellent pocket precense, and even if he didn't the Vikings probably have the best pass blocking oline in the league once Darrisaw comes back.

>>150734081
I'm not a fan of either of these teams, I just thought we might get some good football tonight.

>>150734079
>2 yard slant and a nice catch and carry by his White Tight End
WOOOOAOOOWWWWW WHAT A GAME! YAC babby bitch. As he was has been his whole SIX year career.

>>150734090
>0-3 vs KOC with his starting QB
Lmao
Soon to be 0-5

>>150734090
kwapackturd

>>150734113
Sunday nights game and monday nights game were both pretty great. Prime was unlucky

>>150734122
Hurts does it too. It’s a winning formula.

>y-yeah, but >we got the W!!!
kwapackturd

>>150729169 (OP)
Boy finna boutta get da wood laid on eeem by da burds

The Commanders are fucking garbage.

>>150734076
I been known what you’re up to long before that guy RETARD

>Commies fans told me they didn't need new guards
>Commies fans told me they didn't need their RB1
>Commies fans told me they didn't need a secondary
>Commies fans told me they didn't need a real WR1
>Commies fans told me Ertz was good enough as a TE1
>Commies fans told me Daniels was on Lamar trajectory
Back in the basement, Commies are a year from a year away at minimum.

this is the average packers fan

>>150734167
>yeah, but!

>>150733895
He got hurt against the giants early

Are the Commanders like the oldest team in the NFL?
I swear theyre a patchwork of B list players who peaked on other teams 10 years ago

>>150734226
>Commies fans told me they didn't need a real WR1
What's wrong with Terry McLaurin?

>>150734235
yes, by almost a year

>>150734230
sure, if you were doing one of those "what I think I look like, what my friend think I look like..." memes.

>>150733914
>comes out as asian
>suddenly cant see
LOL

Well, Ekeler tore his Achilles.

Jayden Daniels ain't him.

>>150734254
High tier WR2, not a true WR1.
He's your Devonta Smith, Jordan Addison, Tee Higgins type who can sort of fit the WR1 role when they absolutely need to, but they don't elevate the QB like a true WR1 does.

>>150734268
>is now part asian
>can no longer drive down the field

The Commanders offense is loaded yall copin heavy

>>150734218
No, you clearly don't you mentally ill lunatic. You got mindbroken and you can't accept it because it would require you to heavily reassess your life. KWAB

Gayden Exposed

>>150734350
It doesn't look like they know how to use Deebo.

>>150734095
They got eaten alive by the Bears who have a bottom 5 Dline, your OL sucks.

>>150734350
>loaded offense
>can only score 3 points in 3 quarters before Packers let their defense off the hook in garbage time
Yeah, loaded like a shitty diaper

I thought Washington was supposed to be good

>>150734362
sure they do
they were feeding that screenbaby screens and checkdowns plenty

>>150734354
Did you realize defending yourself en masse without your flag on while active in the same thread was making my points for me? Glad your balls dropped and you’re ready to speak 1 v 1! You must really be feeling the heat to come out in person

Is Daniels officially a bust?

>>150734389
He wasn't even here and you lost to him. You're so fucking mindbroken.

>>150734394
It's over

Jayden can't win with these cats

>>150734394
Yeah

heh... just a sophomore slump...

The commies are a bush league team. They need to learn how to lose like men and stop this ridiculous try hard shit that just gets people hurt.
Ridiculous team of old man mercs

>>150734363
>They got eaten alive by the Bears
The Bears got 1 total pressure and 0 sackd on everyone not named Justin Skule, the backup who was playing for one of the best tackles in the NFL before he returns next week. The bears could not get ptessure anywhere except against Skule.

can't tell if packers d is elite or if it's just early season boost

>>150734394
>RG3 but 30 lbs lighter

>>150734399
Could he win with these cats?

Jayden Daniels is Stroud all over again

>>150734389
>defending yourself

Bro I'm LAUGHING at you. The Americans were LAUGHING at you. There is no attacking and defending going on just you being MINDBROKEN

gommies are fraudulent lmao

I think we can all agree that this loss wasn't Jayden Daniels' fault.

>>150734420
Their D is good but the lions and commanders are both overrated. Goff isn't the same without elite oline and Daniels has been taped

>>150734420
Leaning toward Packers being good but both of the offenses they faced might have issues.

The Lions are definitely going to be one of the worst teams in the league and the Commanders haven't proven anything.

>>150734394
>200 yards, 2 TDs
Sadly in today's league he is a top 5 QB

>>150734435
The entire team is not serious. Their defense is all over the place and their offense is just ADHD spam.

If they had a QB that wasn't Jordan Manlove, the Packers would be a top 5 team

>>150734230
pink dumpling

>>150734443
>24/42
Commies are absurd

>>150734425
Retard

Vikuckz seething kek

>week 2 TNF against an elite D
A hard loss, but it doesn't bother me

>>150734435
It was largely his fault. If Daniels could throw to the middle of the field they would have been able to draw up plays to get Deebo and Terry into 1 on 1s

Welp

Mahomes has off games too. This is meaningless.

People are reacting way too much to one game. Daniels is still the guy who turned the Commies around overnight.

I would say good game, but it wasn’t really. The commies, despite their win yesterday, looked like shit in all three phases tonight. They just kinda got quietly outclassed.
Also, Jordan Love is not that guy.

>>150734468
>seething about having the best QB in the NFC and being 1-0
?

>>150734469
youre definitely bothered

Kek fuck the vikings

>>150729201
Unrealistic.
Should be some gross spic if it's a Dallas cowgirl

>>150734483
Daniels is fine, Commies just fucking suck

I'm not taking the Commanders seriously this season unless they sweep the Eagles. They're a fucking joke unless they pull that off.

>>150734424
Tempo baby instead of vertical baby. Both are shit without their gimmick

My wife got back her "date" with my boyfriend. It's cute how she thinks she can steal him from me.

>>150734438
The lions o line was average in pass protection last season. Goff also did well under pressure and was one of the best against the blitz, even if the o line collapsed. This narrative has to stop. One game didn’t change anything. Morton is a bad play caller

>>150734486
Well yeah, but I meant in the long term. The Packers just played great defense. Their pass rush is, of course, good with Parsons and that freed them up to really take away the targets downfield.

>commies
>beating the fraud allegations
Pick 1

commies can't run and Daniels can't beat 4 man rush+spy. Going to need some better coaching if they want to do anything. Their defense is also trash but Love misses killshots all night long

Bill ©roskey-Merritt bros.... this is a dark day

J.D. can't win with these cats

>>150734495
>$camiels
He aint that guy

>>150729709
You would have to get some bitches first tho.

>>150734494
>lost a top tier guard and the best center in the nfl
>their replacements are bad at pass and run blocking
>literally could not get any gaps for running open at all
>"it's not the olines fault"
Lol

>>150734423
My in-law’s cat saw a barn cat outside and started hissing at it and banging on the window screen. I came over to get it away from the window and it hissed at me too. If everyone hadn’t been in the same room to witness it I would have punted the little rat.

>>150734469
their defence isn't even really all that
it was just Parsons that was dogwalking the commies
and it's funny too because all I was hearing before the game was "oh the commies faced Parsons twice a year we totally have him handled"

This was a benchmark game for the commies, to see how they would fare against a good team.
The results are pretty damning.

>>150734501
>commies can't run
THEY DIDN'T FUCKING PLAY BILL. That's the part that pisses me off. They ran 50 year old "3 yard gain down the middle" Ekeler the whole game.

These cats can't win with JD

>>150734514
Agree, a top AFC team would obliterate them

>>150734515
>They ran 50 year old "3 yard gain down the middle" Ekeler the whole game.

Well you dont have to worry about that anymore.

>>150734495
Coaches are going to watch the tape, GB kept Daniels out of rhythm, he couldn't be as dangerous as he usually is. If he hasn't gotten injured he still could've squeaked out a comeback. In any case GO PACK GO

>>150734501
never could if he huddles up and lets defenders sub and suck air for 35 seconds. amazing how little washington understands what made them good last year

>lamonkey blackson stickered all of his participation trophies on his chest like a proud 6 year old days after choking away yet ANOTHER double digit lead
KWABOTY contender

Remember how Lameme mostly sucked in 2021 and 2022, because people remembered how easy it is to stop a Vick style QB that isn't very good at passing, and Lameme only had a resurgence in 2023 when he figured out how to pass?
That's Daniels right now. If Daniels doesn't learn how to throw to the middle of the field he is doomed to be a bust, if he learns how to he'll be elite, but he's probably not gonna get it figured out this year.

puckers

>>150734510
I saw Van Ness, Gary, Cooper, and Walker all get pressures on Daniels when Micah wasn’t on the field. It seems like the Packers can bring heat without him, but are that much better with him.

why couldn't senile jerry just trade micah to the afc

>>150734506
Nah, he's still him. He definitely is holding the ball for longer than I like though. But it's September. I don't worry until I see October football
>>150734510
>their defence isn't even really all that
Disagree. IIRC the Packers were a good defense last year and now they have Parsons. Green Bay is a good defensive team. IIRC the Packers offense didn't do much at the end of the game, the defense was just able to shut Washington's offense down
>>150734528
Thank fucking God. All my friends are sad about that, I'm not (Wise and Bates being hurt is bad though)

>>150734485
Yeah, totally seething about being stuck with a rookie QB contract for 4 years and a solid defense. Oh, noooooes!

good shit pack

>>150734509
Hey fucko not every living creature has to bow down to your glory

>>150734542
My Raidies should've tried harder to get him

>>150734536
Was that ford badge always there?

>>150734532
>Coaches are going to watch the tape, GB kept Daniels out of rhythm,
Were it so easy. GB obviously has the tools to do it, but I don't think most other teams will

>>150734536
That choke wasn't on Lamar albeithoughever

It's nice knowing my Pack can hold back for half the game and take a 3-score lead into the closing minutes of a game, but a 4-score lead would really help keep my blood pressure down. Keep this in mind for the rest of the season if you're reading this, Matt.

>>150734536
Bruh what

I’ve seen enough. Ravens > Packers > Bills

BEARS STILL SUCK

>us
>we
>our
>my
kwab

>>150734557
The Giants suck defensively and they held Daniels to just as bad of a game factoring in the missed kicks

So far this season we’ve learned that Caleb Williams can be completely baffled by zone defense and can’t find a hole as long as he doesn’t have more than 15 seconds alone in the pocket. And also that a four man rush with a QB spy is all you need to completely shut down Jayden Daniels.

Who’s the next fraud to be exposed I wonder?

>>150734544
>Nah, he's still him
How many times are people going to fall for the flash in the pan meme QB?

>>150734572
1. Packers
2. Bills
3. Ravens
4. Eagles
5. Chiefs

MY packies

>>150734567
I was a little agitated when it was 10-17

reminder the eagles still run the NFC

>>150734557
Commies have to face Minnesota, Denver, and Philly, all potential problems. I'm sure Chicago wants revenge but I will make sure to watch that game and laugh at the Bears

actually think jayden played great and better than last week. Anyone can play qb with guys open and time to throw.

>>150734582
in the: Biggest Faggot Fanbase list, yes.

>>150734575
I am literally a packers owner :^)

>>150734509
Based. Cats with shitty attitude problems get thrashed.
Only BasedFreaks get angry about this.

>>150734590
Negatory

>>150734552
All shall love me and despair

>>150734579
Don't forget Nix sucks when you take away his screen game, and Maye sucks when you take away his meme chucks

JJ and Penix in a college championship remarch for the best (and maybe only good) QB of the class on Sunday night

Early KWABotY candidate

>>150734588
Yeah for real, I should be able to start my celebratory drinking in the 3rd quarter.

>>150734597
>my grandpappy paid $300 for this piece of card stock paper 90 years ago
kwapackturd

>>150734610
Still Kiwi

THANK YOU JERRY

>>150734605
McCarthy sucks too

Gang Green running this to the bowl, cope and /sp/ee

>>150734615
You're welcome :)

>>150734617
nah, that's (You)

what happened to the green gay posting?

Unironically Daniels needs more help. Josh Harris is a terrorist.

>>150734590
Eagles are spiritually 0-1. It was pathetic seeing Siriani hopping and strutting around after getting lucky that Lamb forgot to catch. That was the Cowboys beating themselves

>>150734536
i'm starting to (((noooootiiiiiiiiiceeeeeeee)))

>>150734610
still bitchknees after getting exposed as a pedo

>>150734630
Nah that’s just your cope of a distorted memory

>>150734637
You sure?

>>150734602
You make a compelling argument, I kneel

>>150734627
Philly tried warning you
he's going to be slowly turning into Dan Snyder 2.0 real soon

>>150734617
>one of less than 10 QBs in the league confirmed to have the clutch gene
>locked in and absolutely tore shit up im his first nfl start
>with a dogshit backup LT and no true WR2
He is the only QB drafted since the 2nd overall pick of 2020 with actual top 5 potential

>>150734644
>Trying to make it sound like he doesn’t have weapons

Is this really the angle you’re taking

>>150734593
>Minnesota, and Philly
I already had those teams listed as probable losses when I saw the schedule
>Denver
Nah, I don't think Nix is that good. That game will be a defensive slopfest though

>>150734625
The biggest faggot in the league went to the Jets and Steelers so now they're as gay as every other team.

>>150734644
>clutch gene
Nah, the Bears are just ass.
>blaming his team when he's surrounded by stars
kwab

>>150734644
53rd overall pick, you mean

>>150734644
>y-yeah but he threw a pick-6 in his debut!!!!!

>>150734659
>The biggest faggot in the league
But enough about Caleb.

>>150734648
Jordan Addison suspended until week 4, sorry I do not consider Thielen who had time to practice with the team for maybe 1 practice a true WR2 week 1 lol
But that's also a sign of why things will only get better
>>150734661
Holy cope

>>150734610
>>150734627
>>150734643
This roster is BAD! It's ASS! TERRIBLE!

>>150734661
>when he's surrounded by stars
retard

>>150734644
>working with the roster of a 14-3 team against a 5-12 team

implessive

>>150734668
Just a couple weeks ago you were going on and on about how Thielen was familiar with the offense and would be ready to go right away lel

>>150734644
>Vikucks overrating their system babby

>>150734669
this is an elite team like 5 years ago

>>150734669
too much name hunting and not enough team building. slow ass methodical team now

>>150734668
He has the best wide receiver in the league. Nobody cares if you don’t rate Thielen or whoever else, he has fucking JUSTIN JEFFERSON.

>>150734668
You're clearly the one coping kek

>>150734626
He done goof'd

>>150734676
>yeah, but
kwapackturd

>>150734644
He's worse than Sam Darnold

Just took a huge Green Bay Packers. Christ, it fucking reeked.

>>150734695
This is so clear to anyone watching objectively. Why the Vikings front office would waste their win-now roster on a developmental project QB is beyond me.

>>150734669
The secondary in particular is abhorrent. Lattimore has been a disaster

>getting worked by some dude named "Tucker Kraft"
KWAB

fun fact: Green Bay currently has the best record in the NFL

>>150734700
I'm no Mcsharty fan but Darnold is useless under pressure and you're not avoiding that 3/4 times in the postseason so what's the point

>>150734698
Took a hot Love myself not to long ago

>>150734668
Bears haven't been a real team since week 1 2018, there's nothing to cope about.

>>150734717
Then get a different QB? I don't know, they didn't even try. They'd even be better off bringing back Kirko.

>>150734664
No knock on Hurts, but there is no "5th best QB in the league" right now, the spot is vacant because the gap between the top 4 and the next tier (Stafford, Hurts, Herbert etc) is too massive.
The tier Hurts is in are great QBs that can't execute plays that almost no other QBs can, but the tier above it are QBs that can't elevate their team to an ungodly level and overcome all odds to win. Hurts just isn't that tier, neither are Stafford ir Herbert.

My sex hot latina pussy want only big white American man

Which fanbase am I turn to?

>>150734678
>system baby
System babies don't have miracle tier comebacks

>>150734728
McDonald's. GET YOUR FAT SPANIC ASS WORKING THOSE FRIES

>>150734711
Literally no one but attention-starved viking fans are talking about JJ.

>>150734728
Raiders obviously

>>150734726
Burrow isn’t on that level either after literally missing the playoffs
It’s a top 3 now not a top 4
Hurts has a perfectly valid argument for being above Burrow

>>150734725
Kirk proved he didn’t have the clutch gene. Gotta move on and JJ has a higher upside.

>>150734738
>n-no u
kwapacktard

>>150734738
>>150734725
>>150734700

hi, /nfl/!

>>150734700
>>150734695
>gets the ball out quicker than Darnold and makes his reads far more quickly than Darnold
>is more athletic than Darnold
>has infinitely more poise than Darnold, his mood is unaffected by mistakes or the opponent getting an early lead, actually elevates the team around him by getting their heads back in the game (something Brady always thought of as his own best trait)
>is more accurate than Darnold besides deep balls
>can actually throw accurately on the move unlike darnold
>can actually throw into tight windows unlike darnold
>can throw short passes unlike Darnold
>is excellent under pressure, Darnold is one of the worst QBs under pressure

The one thing Darnold has on Mccarthy is Darnold has maybe the 2nd or 3rd best deep ball in the nfl after Allen and Mahomes. But that's it

>>150734743
Not in the short-term, which is the point I'm making. Who knows, maybe McCarthy becomes elite (I doubt it, he reeks of game manager). But he's not going to be elite this year, and it could take a few more seasons before he's ready to carry a team through the playoffs. Can they keep the roster strong until then? Seems like a waste to try.
I think giving the reins to McCarthy this year is admission that they don't actually believe they're contenders yet. If they come out of last season seriously believing they can win the super bowl this year, they go after a vet QB that can do it.

>>150734756
>Mahomes
>deep ball

>>150734742
This. It’s true that Burrow had a bad defense but it’s underrated how poorly he himself played because people just look at stats. One more win would have meant a lot to their season, so look at a game like week 1 against the Pats where he just went 3 and out over and over. There were many occassions like that throughout the season that he needed to step up and win and he just didn’t, he’d go 3 and out and mope on the sideline. Then everyone wants to talk about b-but muh stats! B-but the defense!
It takes a full team effort to miss the playoffs. He was part of the reason as well. And this was with a triple crown receiver.

How do the Packers beat the Eagles? Philly walked all over them last year. Parsons doesn't move the needle, he's never produced against them.

>>150734765
Flag on retard

>>150734752
>Kirk
>Darnold
2 QBs that crumble under bright lights. They have the choke gene. Besides being bad with mental pressure of big games and how to recover from a bad pick, they also just are bad under actual defensive pressure lol
>Mccarthy
Has the clutch gene. Is mentally unphased by the brightest of lights, and so good under defensive pressure he can throw an accurate ball while taking a punch to the chin

>>150734457
crazy how they are the #1 team with him on it

new
>>150734788
>>150734788
>>150734788
>>150734788

>>150734774
Honestly, the NFC is going to have to wait until they fall off. Probably will be around 3 more years.

>>150734774
Very carefully

>>150734786
>barely had a better defensive performance against the commies than the giants did the week before
>arguably a WORSE performance because giants couldn't stay on the field to ever take off any time
Packers are the early frauds of the year. The bears vs lions game will tell us a lot about the division.

>>150734774
>Parsons doesn't move the needle, he's never produced against them.
I disagree. Unlike Dallas, he's got nothing but household names joining him on the Packers' front 7. LVN, Gary, Walker, Cooper. Wyatt is really coming on too in these first few games. Brooks and Wooden have been unsung heroes all along but their play is elevating too. This defense has a much higher ceiling with him on the field.

>>150734576
The giants have a good dl

>>150734230
why is he so sad at the end? Sudden premonition of the First Round?

>>150729709
My wife knows nothing about any kind of football thoughbeit