Thread 150729635

fumes btfo (again) edition

>>150729635 (OP)
first for my flames!

>>150729684
The "coach I have to go to the bathroom" picture is actually kind of iconic though

>>150729693
its a charming one
:)

i'd only want to win the stan lee with you guys <3

>>150729768
=3

first for the Calgary basketball trip of 08

>>150729838
>fourgiev

>>150729859
reminds me of 04giev/17/22

you best start believing in kaprizov to blackhawks rumour stories...
because you're in one!

>>150729895
I feel...
cold

tldr: gary has stated that the gummerbros can be signed on december 1st

Thank god tomorrow is Friday

>>150729941
so people who know what they're talking about, is anyone but hart coming back to NA even?

>>150729975
well they could all sign in some shitter na league if they wanted to

>>150729941
they can be signed oct 15
they can play dec 01

>>150729941
gary should make them all sign in buffalo

the moral of the story is: dont let chicks that want to gangbang ruin your life. say NO, i will fuck you SOLO

>>150729838
Hanging out with the boys and chasing buffalo of the cliffs would be so fun

>>150729975
Devils have consistently sucked with finding bottom six forwards iirc so it might make sense to bring McLeod back. The other guys might get AHL deals

goddess ashley

>>150729635 (OP)
I wonder is Nates dream came true and he really owns that dealership

>>150729941
dillon dube you are a montreal candien

>>150730156
Yeah.. yeah, I wonder that, too, sometimes

>>150730167
>sign some of them
>take the flak
>watch them do well
>trade them for sid

>>150730172
thoughts on the crushing defeat you suffered at the hands of bud?

>>150730156
apparently he went even further

>>150730189
its a pro move. We will see if Hughes has the sack for it

>>150729815
based!!

>>150730212
good for him, he's /hoc/ famous now

>>150730212
He made it! :)

>>150730212
_/_/_/_/_/

thats the level of "talent" the nhl is at right now. dudes who literally havent played a game in 3 seasons are highly sought after free agents. let that sink in for a second. 32 teams was the biggest travesty gary has ever plagued us with.

>>150730212
not gonna lie, makes me feel happy.

>>150730268
soon to be 33, and eventually 34 to even things out

>>150730268
2 billion people play soccer and they'd put together a 20-24 team "super league" yet we're looking at 36 nhl teams.

>>150729941
>get caught having gay sex ONE time
>shamed suspended and nearly incarcerated
what ever happened to you can play? was it all a lie?

>>150730320
ironically if everything about the situation remained the same except for if E.M. was a man then the players would be able to sue him if they wanted

>>150730268
imagine how kino a 24 team league would be

>>150730354
they could have formed a locomotive wearing Fanatics Officially Licensed merchandise and they would have been celebrated for it.

>one solitary mosquito
oh god damn, we are so nearly back

>>150730380
the last time the nhl had 24 teams was in the 1992-1993 season and there were this many players with 100 or more points
this is what gary is keeping from us

>>150729838
Strong early move by the Sabres, they've gotta be the favorites in the McKennabowl with this one.

>>150730436
>pat lafontaine
theres a name I don't think about nearly enough

>>150730438
>McKennabowl
nah gary is going to give it to the penguins so crosby can mentor him which will hopefully turn mckenna into another money making machine like crosby was

>>150730268
michael mcleod is almost definitely a better player than whatever a fourth liner would have looked like in the 90s

>>150730426
Finally the bugs are back in hell >:)

>>150730212
attaboy nate!

>>150729838
Based!

>>150729838
>it's real
HAHAHA what in the fuck

he probably elbowed every puppy he could get his hands on

>>150730493
they lead buffalo to their deaths off the cliff for hunting reasons. don't blame them for the english translating it.

>>150730493
oh right mckenna, forgot about him

Nate won he probably knows copey

>>150730526
i meant the signing of fourgiev

>>150730470
Look man either we can have fun with this or you can be a gay mope all season

my canesies have their first prospect game tomorrow afternoon

>>150730558
and I can't even going to pretend it was a joke. im just retarded.

Can't believe Hughes won't be resigning with the Canucks unless they win the cup.

>>150729838
>https://youtu.be/NlBASvzReYM?si=pDJ8hDNDOdkXqjWj

>>150730600
Thank god Hughes enjoys winning more than losing

>>150730639
he'll be going to vegas along with his brothers, mcdavid, crosby, and kaprizov

>>150730631
Do they chase buffalo off the cliffs for the tourists?

Friendly reminder:
"Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo" is a grammatically correct sentence

friendly reminder:
you were raped

>>150730826
that isn't very friendly

>>150730861
just like trb

>>150730826
Jlmi

I decide I am going to use my voice and my platform to speak for those who may be scared or unable to.

How are we, as women, supposed to feel safe in a fanbase and a community that allows this to happen?

It’s exhausting to watch the NHL keep choosing players and profits over what truly matters.

>Being acquitted does not erase what happened and it does not reverse all the damage that has been caused. It does not make survivors feel safer.

The NHL keeps telling us it wants to “grow the game.”

But how do you grow something when you ignore accountability, push empty agendas, and show fans their safety doesn’t matter?

I love this sport. It’s given so much to me.
But it is heartbreaking to see the people in charge treat survivors’ voices like they’re disposable.

Believe survivors.
>Hold these monsters accountable.
We all deserve better than this.

>>150730958
this is far too on the nose though

>>150731015
On the nose retarded

>>150730958
the person who originally wrote this clearly did not know about the details that came out from the trial. EM was literally masturbating on the bed while calling everybody in the room a pussy for not fucking her. she was also in her mid 20s while they were teenagers.

>>150730958
im actually not going to read this

>>150730958
redditors deserve to be raped
people who repost reddit posts in /hoc/ deserve to be double raped

>>150731055
yes, that was the meaning of the sentence

>>150730665
based

>>150730665
if cosby goes to vegas ill contempalte suicide

>>150730665
imagine all the copey wons

list of things to remind trb of to start the bubblin'
>chilly easter of 2022
>4 naysh
>thinking playoff goals count towards a regular season record
>the yzerplan
>losing in combat to a burrito
>estonia
>bud winning the draft lottery
>getting exposed as the "my edmonton oilers" guy
>gary getting disrespected on a daily basis
>seizure meds
>getting worked into writing "bud1" on an exposed stud
>admitting to being gay on that same exposed stud
>canada/canadians
>the jannies ignoring his reports
>listing the things that cause him to bubble
>getting medically retired from injuries sustained delivering the burrito
>doxxing mitch to use as a proxy for things he wants to say to bud but is too afraid to
>dozens of people celebrating mitch's birthday on /hoc/ while not a single person cares about his
>going to the doctor for a medical shot over memes
>limited mobility
>limited income
>being condemned for supporting sean higgins
>counting the number of days since bud's, mitch's, and 'rito's victories over him
>unicycles
feel free to add to the list

>>150730958
Carter Hart had sex with 5 men and 1 woman

That makes his sex act 83% gay by my calculations

Frankly this is unacceptable and we need to do better

>>150731081
It's an X post

>>150731439
FINALLY, a good post

Well, would he?

>>150731443
X is the everything app

>>150731546
the last time he played on a team with jiroo one of them ended up naked on camera

>>150731443
people who call twitter "x" deserve to be triple raped

>>150731621
FINALLY, we share some common ground

i call it twatter lol

sippin chai

>>150731649
acceptable
your bussy remains safe

what team should I root for if im more of bluesky man?

>>150731790
the portland 41s

im more of bluesky woman (male)

>>150731873
the renamed the 41s the Beavers
>if that matters at all

>>150731916
die raped bitch die

>>150731916
raped retard

flames fan, if that matters

die rocky die

>>150731982
based

>>150731982
>>150732120
two good posts

>>150731855
>mountains
>forgotten

Flames are cool

>>150732418
I never took thermodynamics this might be true

aids gonzalez

>>150732598
Comparatively, it's feasible

>>150732858
thoughts on being defeated by a burrito and Mitch and Bud?

KWAB

>>150733002
>isn't an employee
>demanding their termination
what?

>>150733002
What is Lotus broadcasting

>>150733002
what was said?

>>150733069
"Tusks up"

>>150733069
harmful anti-semitic remarks

>>150733069
>>150733054
apparently it was some guy who works for a local radio station that broadcasts knights games i believe

>trunk down
>tusks up
>that's the way we like to puck

'luv me wolf

'ate fox
just don't like em, simple as

>Easter 22
>chilly evening of
>thats the night that you were raped

>Charlie Kirk would have excused that person's comments
He was like Jesus that way...

>>150733002
>Veg-ass

>>150733124
Wolfie has the stout and masculine forearms of a woodsman and Wolfpack Alpha

>>150733124
he looks like a triangle

>>150733188
thanks

>>150733188
elite goalies know geometry and trigonometry

I got the marners.

>he's marner out of luck
>"head down to supply and get a roll of marner tickets.."
>scared marnerless
>marnerfaced
>I feel like marner
>marner happens
>get your marner together
>bullmarner

thus, bud's victory continues

>>150729838
Sad

>>150730033
Thank you for your kindness Gary

bud did not 1

>>150733535
bud 1 over trb on 04/17/22

Chatgt isn't giving a marner summary when I ask it to give a summary of /hoc/

>>150733615
What does it say about /hoc/?

>>150733615
>>150733635
>>150733656
bud won

>rapey attempts to indulge in board bro culture
>somehow forgets bud is the guy that raped him

the devastation of losing his precious tbg moniker still hurts trb to this day

lmao imagine paying almost $130 milly for a winger.

it's fucking bananas to see reaction images that you made like a decade and a half ago now just in normal circulation

wild to think about how shit the sabres are and yet how many tens of thousands of guys aren't good enough to play for them

>it's fucking bananas to see reaction images that you made like a decade and a half ago now just in normal circulation (by yourself)
FTFY

>>150733961
Which ones are you'res

>>150733961
i'm the guy who made the ricky pepe

>>150733980
tons
the laughing germans one just reminded me of it
but I've started shit that you wouldn't believe if I told you

I literally invented
>rags

I hope Kaprizov goes to Chicago so he can light it up with Bedard. Hopefully Chicago the city can appeal to him more than every other team's city that will give him 18-20 million per year

>>150734015
calling bullshit on this one because no one knows what "the laughing germans" are

>>150734043
if you can't tell that bedard is a shoot twink then you don't know puck

>>150734061
he's a great passer too

>>150733961
I made that webm of dylan getting punched out in early 2023 and it went largely forgotten until it suddenly started popping up all the time in late 2024

>>150734043
once michkov has enough of tochett he will demand a trade to the blackhawks too. garys script is getting too predictable.

>>150734043
i hadn't heard that expression for gay sex in the locker room before

>>150734061
gretz was a 5' twink and he scored 4 million assists

somebody should get this and wear it to work

>>150734177
mich will publicly demand a trade during the first practice when they do a dump and chase drill

>>150734473
cope dump and chase has been winning games since your grandfather was watching Pants McGillicuddy

are they still expanding to arizona?

>>150734376
>wrestlefaggotry
>mexican/american player
>laffs
Three strikes buddy youre out

>>150734651
it's wrestlechaddery. can't argue with the other two points though

Any nhl team will be stupid to sign them. Too much bad pr. Look when montreal picked mailoux and the backlash from it and what mailoux did wasn't close to wait these guys did. They took turns on a drunk girl at a hockey function. No team wants that. Maybe a team overseas.

>>150734647
cool hat desu

>>150734043
Chicago's still rebuilding, you think they'll just give up future assets for Kaprizov who been injured frequently? Wild would want Levshunov or Frondell for Kaprizov. No one would want to deal with Wild cause their asking price is too much.

I want to be optimistic about the future :)

>>150734647
If fucking thrashers or coyotes comes back before nordiques then I'm giving up NHL entirely. Only reason I came back is to see Habs in finals despite losing and their rebuild been interesting to watch.

>>150734753
next team will be in houston

Many good games tonight!

maybe on planet gary

>>150734757
Has liiga started?

Memes aside, which NHL rink has the best ice?

>>150734770
yes

He has a long way to go before he can reach the top.

>>150734785
>0 championships
cope he has 2

I just took a huge Marner. But despite that it feels like I didn't get all out so now I probably going to have loud and smelly Eichel's for a day or two.
>>150734753
>>150734755
>West
Arizona
Houston
>East
Atlanta
Any market not named Quebéc City with 100% certainty to be American.

>>150734755
Dallas Stars would stop that from happening. Wasn't there a report that Stars control every minor teams in Texas?

>>150734806
Gary can force the Stars to do anything he wants them to.
Anything.

can the season start already

>>150734805
we don't call those that here now

>le more teams in more cities
genuine mental retardation test

>be your average everyday attention seeking culture-war-mongering enemy-seeking faggot american
>get shot

>>150734823
Dallas really controls the texas hockey market
>https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/investigations/2025/08/01/nhl-dallas-stars-texas-youth-hockey-monopoly/84289184007/

Stars management would rather go to war with Gary than submit.

>>150734056
it's >>150733905
toni garrn is german
I forget where karlie kloss is from, but she's at least ethnically german

>>150734785
>leading in the only category that matters
Kids a winner

>>150734832
Too soon

>>150734563
It sure worked out well for Tocchet

>>150734868
It's happening, whether fans want it or not. Expansion fees makes the owners richer. Four expansion fees makes the owners much richer.

https://www.espn.com/nhl/story/_/id/46210088/nhl-waiting-firm-bid-considering-atlanta-expansion

>>150734832
don't make a deal with the devil

>>150734647
This fat bitch looks like some nasty ass how I went to high school with but I don’t live in Arizona.

>>150734914
true

cant wait for more talent dilution

>>150734946
Thank you Gary!

>>150734946
1000 years Gary

>>150734946
Here in /hoc/ we have faith in Bill Daly initiatives

Has this ever happened in hockey

>>150734970
Getting hit in the head with a baseball? No because there’s no baseballs in hockey.

/ourguy/ plays tomorrow at 10:45am west coast time

>>150734970
gary uses tribal magicks to shield the reffies

gary uses tribal magicks to shield the chud-ACK

>>150734995
Why would you post a shittier version of an image someone else already posted like 10 minutes ago

>>150735004
underage and zoomers don't get it

>>150735004
the other one was shitty ai

>>150735004
i made the first one with help of AI, but the first one kirk is sort of computer generated, this one uses the original kirk picture

>>150735004
anon's shitty ms paint has more sole than AI slop

>>150735012
someone with real skills feel free to shop a good version. ty

im not downoading and learning gimp tonight or nothin

>>150734946
The league doesn't believe in talent dilution.

i ordered from that pizza place again and it gave me bubble guts again

>>150735020
I didnt know they stacked marners that high

>>150735033
did you get the skinner special?

>>150735030
the nhl simply doesn't have enough slots for all these elite players, we need 4 more teams to accommodate all the talent

gary is insane if he puts a winter classic in utah

>>150735020
oh wow, puke yellow is definitely not his color

insane in the membrane?

fraid so

>>150735020
lookin good!!!

>>150735119
Why

>>150735119
?

Gary should ban the state of Utah. No more hockey for you.

>>150735180
Utah is the hero of the week.

>he thought playoff goals counted towards regular season records
>he's reading this right now

Salt lake is now statistically safer than orem KWAB

Halifax team NAO

>>150734946
thrasher bros we are so fucking back

>>150735188
Minnesota is the hero of the decade.

>>150735020
just took one of those earlier, came shooting out
I think the chocolate that I bought on clearance was on clearance for a reason

>>150735228
they're kwaboty before a game has even been played this season

bud1244 has begun in many parts of the country

>you now remember when the Atlanta Thrashers tried to draft, sign and trade for every black player in the league to get some fans into the arena because Atlanta is 100% black
LMAO

>>150735248
every marner finds its way to the sea

>>150735254
inr that kane is a canuck

>>150735222
>cant even find a bidder with money and an actual plan

>>150735254
Jen

>>150735254
you now remember 04/17/22

Atlanta didn’t have an attendance problem they had an arena problem

>>150735254
hate the player not the game

>>150735254
lmao if the Thrashers were still around the Oilers couldve unloaded Darnelle Nurse on them

Can you shut the fuck up about imaginary rapes of namefags already? it's been over 3 years at this point. just fucking move on

>>150735338
Thoughts on your loss to bud?

>>150735338
uh oh xhe's bubblin' 'gain

>>150735351
>LE HECKIN BUD! HAHAHA BUD!!! DO I FIT IN YET???
Shut the fuck up

>>150735338
Did you pass your driving test yet bud

>>150735338
>imaginary

why so bubblin'

whats jamiroquai

>imaginary
so you don't know

>>150735375
Check his set from woodstock '99. It's dope.

>>150735379
delet this

>>150735254
Nigel Dawes was Kazakh

shouldn't bud be proud of his victory over trb? why's he having a melty?

>>150735357
That’s the governor to you

that's trb seething not bud

>>150735386
he's retarded.

>trb
>bubblin' bout bud 'gain
kek ctmsu

>>150735357
this post is worth caution

>>150735311
put him further out so he's diving over the rim

>>150735337
Too bad he has a NMC, otherwise they could've given him away to Atlanta in the next expansion draft.

>>150735396
>>150735391
Retard.

I just want to eat peanuts and drink labatt in the arena already.

>>150735414
trb took the top image particularly hard and ended up writing he was gay on a wall

>>150735248
>>150735311
>>150735379
Why does he have a Marner sausage hanging from the front of his swimming trunks? Does Marner Marner from his dick?

>tied up an allstar series
>"won"

trb's favourite player on his favourite international team won gold and he just couldn't handle it, thus, the bubblin' commenced

>>150735459
trb doesnt even have a favorite player he doesn't understand the rules

>"i love canada i personally kneel to canada and all canadians"
trb after 4naysh

what set samir off this time

>>150735467
FAS

>>150735512
schizophrenia. can't tell the difference between trb and bud

mitch could heem every single one of you

>"i forever kneel to canada, especially mitch, after this moment"
trb after mcdavid (his fav player) won canada the gold

the stanley cup isn't gold, so which pissant cup are you talking about?

sickens me to my core that a certain poster here is still singing the praises of sean higgins.

>>150735405
?

>>150735443
Retard wear's a belt when he goes swimming

>>150735638
raped retard replying to himself on vpn again. remember when hoc wasn't 50 posts a thread of this?

>>150735658
thought there would be more by now we were so close to having a tanvir at one point

buhhh imagine to win a cup in toronrto u'd never pay for a beer again

My nightly request for another native american hockey team

think of the spoils and legacy by winning in these cities , some players don't care tho

>>150735701
Kinda ruins the prestige of the cup for me when sunbelt teams win imo

>>150735607
Move him to the right.
>>150735695
>The 2021 Census indicates that 55.7 per cent of Toronto's population is composed of visible minorities, compared with 51.5 per cent in 2016.
You'd have to find a bar owned by a Canadian to get free beer in that scenario, and that would probably take more time and energy than the free beers are worth.

The World Champion Idaho Falls Spud Kings season opener is tomorrow.

cuplet whining will go down once preseason starts and perennial optimism sets in

>>150735733
your right or my right?

>>150735751
he's fucking getting away

>>150734753
I was talking about the woman in the photo

>>150735701
tkabitch is still in messis shadow in south florida

i worked mcdonalds one time a customer marnered all over the walls and I mean all over the walls and the janitor quit we just closed it and told the women the restroom was closed for renovation. the graveyard manager was pissed and left it for the morning crew and it had hardened, so to speak, and they eventually just closed the store for the day to have a cleaning crew. mcdonalds' head jew cut the owner a check for the lost money because it was better than having negative publicity . none of us got in trouble but the janitor threw a fit when they didn't rehire him. burger jews are ruthless
I don't know how vegas fans are going to cope with this for the next 9 years and I don't fucking care either, fuck them and fuck mitch

>>150735772
>i worked mcdonalds one time
KWAB

>>150735751
Our right is the same, dipshit.

at what point does a marner become a dipietro

>>150735799
a who

>>150735799
He won’t be paid by the islanders for 15 years after he retires

>>150735799
CWAB (copey what a bitch)

word on the street, greedy Kapri goes to Carolila

>>150735817
based confused esl gay retard

>>150735789
sweds marner backwards?

>>150735820
raleigh has even less going on than minneapolis

>>150735823
CWAB
>>150735833
You look on a screen
I look on a screen
Whatever's to your right is also to my right, dillweed.

CWAB

I like it

>>150735835
This retired chud cop I know mentioned he was going to North Carolina (he is a canes fan). But he's going to Charlotte or as he put it "where that girl was stabbed to death on the bus" and shook his head baka.

>>150735842
oh yah lol

>>150735848
>it's a sunbelt insisting he matters episode

>>150735857
We do not live in the sunbelt.

luv me wolf
luv me hoob
luv me lombo
luv me weegs
simple as

>>150735880
finally a God tier post

hoob sucks

Yall better put on a PR masterclass for the next month to show substantial change in these players who’ve never even issued an apology for their behaviour let alone the drama and negative PR they brought to the League

Always talking about it’s bigger than hockey to grow the game, but using let’s keep it about hockey language when it’s convenient

i assume every irritating post copypasted from twitter or reddit is being posted by trb

>>150735903
can't skate try hard officially acknowledge

>>150735902
>sucking = not worthy of love
retard

going to bed later bros

>>150735927
sleep well bud

>>150735927
Cya numale

didn't ask bozo

>>150735889
*fist bumps you*
:)

EM literally blocked the door and demanded farter shart have sex with her and he started crying in the bathroom instead.

>>150735968
it's not that hard to deliver a marner dude

>>150735925
agreed. in my experience, one who sucks, and sucks often, is MOST worthy of love

>>150735968
allegedly she was armed with an mp5 and was planning on gunning down everybody in the hotel if they did not satisfy her needs

they ordered wings

marner disappears in the 'yoffs

>>150736013
As long as they are trying then I fell I must support them. For some reason I've always been a big underdog supporter.

marner disappears down my toilet :)

marner missed my toilet :/

>>150736055
do you have the ai slop of the flameschad and the oilers manbaby?

>>150735903
>Yall

>>150736237
?

>>150733069
>The employee, Bobby Machado, worked as a behind-the-scenes producer for KKGK (1340 AM, Fox Sports Las Vegas) and KWWN (1100 AM, ESPN Las Vegas), two sports radio stations that are owned by Lotus Communications.

>>150736320
uh oh somebody didn't get the memo that social media is only for clown masks and gangstalking guess we'll have to ruin your life :)

>>150736320
>can't spell
>shitty grammar
>complete fucking lunatic
>producer for two radio stations
You wonder how the hell these people are employed at all. Who hire them?

>>150736251
lols

>>150736320
they better find the guy soon

>>150736334
>guess we'll have to ruin your life
he did it to himself

Morning marner status: flushed

I’m so thankful it’s Friday

woke up thinking about Sid coming to my habbies :) fingies crossed!

>>150738568
Good luck! My daily affirmations were passing my test and holding this job for at least a year

>Bears
Great rebuild. Whether it’s going to be with Caleb or without, the offense is stacked, the defense is good, the coach is the most sought-after coaching prospect of the past ~10 years.
>Blackhawks
Great rebuild. Franchise player? Check. Three potential additional franchise prospects? Frondell, Levshunov, Rinzel. Check. Star prospects? Check.
>Bulls
Crypto rebuild whilst trying to tell the fanbase we’re playoff-bound. Set up great, financially, for the future and have a core of prospects whose potentials are greater than the sum of the Lavine and Derozan-led team.
>Cubs
Great rebuild. Set up to win now and win in the future.
YFW Chicago, the Catholic holy city that has produced a pope, goes on a Boston-esque championship run in the late 20s and into the 30s? YFW the city is going to be P.E.A.K. C.O.M.F.Y. in the coming years???

im at the gary game
im at the gary store
im at the combination gary game gary store

can i get a bud1 burger and fries

>>150738873
What type of shake?

>>150738960
mitchshake

>>150738960
Gary style

>>150738846
Bedard isn’t making playoffs anytime soon

Good morning /hoc/
>laffs
>rags

>>150738873
>>150738960
>>150739057
>>150739064
quite the marner i bet

I could defeat debrusk in a pokemon card battle

>>150739268
only if you can get out of the locker I stuffed you in

>>150739268
pokemon tcg sucks bro, there's zero interaction and EXs break the game
not that the other two are much better, one's fortnite slop and the other is basically a game of "who can play solitaire faster"
and all the good tcgs are either japan only or have zero players

He was a lifelong Utah Mammoth fan :(

>>150739354
PTCG was fun back in gen 3 and gen 4. But I agree with you, all modern card games suck. Magic has really gone downhill over the last decade

i can't believe you idiots are actually talking about pokemon
what's next? pro wrestling?

>>150739375
Who's that? Chuck?

>>150739411
japanimation and monster trucks?

who's chuck?

>>150739411
Music

every listen to p.o.d? fun band

>>150739411
HEY

>>150739454
I’ll give them a listen

>>150739411
shut up bitch I was talking about wrestling when it was still allowed on /sp/ go back to your crib

>>150739411
No way
/hoc/ is retarded but not wrestlefag retarded

>>150729941
based Dube to the Leafs confirmed

>>150734376
WRESTLEFAGGOTRY will not be allowed when I'm around, on site.

>>150735020
"hey everybody I was raped"

>>150735410
is Trent really making that much? fuckin Henrique too? no lie this is GM sabotage. there are 0 smart moves on that roster draisaitl should've fleeced him for 17 million

Thinking about Benis

>>150735020
>>150739648

wut?

>>150739750
cringe

>>150739750
might as well sign him, blomqvist, Jarry and whatever else they have ain't cutting it

>>150739750
Based Crosby better play as well

>>150738846
pepe posters deserve the death penalty

>>150739907
Tranime cope

>>150739750
Tickets to that game are at least $77

>>150739769
Apparently multiple teams have begged fleury to come out of retirement because the goalie market is that bad

>>150739944
no its because fleury is an attention whore who cant fucking retire like a normal fucking person

>>150739947
Why are you mad faggot? It’s just for one pre season game so he can retire as a penguin.

i don't care what anyone says marc-andre fleury retired as a minnesota wild

>>150740010
Cope

>>150739944
could he be joining Sid in Montreal?

>>150740010
hes a blackhawk for life buddy

>>150740033
Retard

>>150740082
we don't sign our posts here

>>150740108
Cope you do

>>150740082
>>150740112
look how yanks speak, what a brain rotted people. Shan't be engaging with them further

>>150740133
Retard

>>150740108
We could start
Connor

>>150739944
The nhl needs to grow the game with autists

>>150740186
We are not an athletic or even coordinated people

>>150739750
Wish more hasbeen goalies filled the emergency backup roles

SOMEONE JUST RESIGNED FROM MY COMPANY SINCE OUR MANAGER DIDNT ACKNOWLEDGE THE ASSASSINATION

>>150740283
i'd go for it if i were hughes

>>150740323
>for a pre season game

>>150740283
>white guy named lj mooney

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5Tg_-LDyfg

>>150740328
Based yinzer (:

>>150740283
Every one of these trade proposals I've seen are just "team gives up entire core for a guy who spends half the season on the IR, who says no?"
Everyone says no, who the fuck would say yes

you guys see that video of michkov saying he doesn't want to dump the puck in and work for it and wastes to much energy for the attack???? no wonder torts wanted out this guy is yakupov 2.0 and ius begging to get fucking injured saying stupid shit like that.

>>150740350
worked

>>150740354
He’s a retard that wanted to play in Philly. Says a lot about him

they should have hockey Harlem globetrotters team that's where zegras and michkov fit

>zegrass
>bitchkov
kek

>>150739985
fleury should retire and call it quits. fucking attention whore

>>150740420
he is retiring retard

>>150740350
that guy who spends half the season on the IR is a great player
>>150740354
63 points in 80 games. yakupov's career high was 33 points.

>>150740420
Shut the fuck up

>>150739947
>>150740420

>>150740476
Fleury is an attention whore

Here is the one and only panther of the del
And his name is Xaver!
First game of the season, I’m hyped

>>150740507
xaver is a good name for a d&d character

>>150740526
They almost called him Schanzi
Regerencing the Middle Ages, since then the people from Ingolstadt are called Schanzer in the region
(Because it was an impenetrable fortress until the swedes came with King Gustav Adolf)
Im glad he’s called Xaver8ksxg

>>150740487
Retard

>>150740573
how is he not an attention whore

>>150740562
>tfw no middle ages only injuns

Let’s gooo

>>150740593
How is that attention whoring

>>150740608
How many years has it been since Fleury said he was gonna retire now? He's being an attention whore.

>>150740607
Based have fun! :)

>team hires your agent as GM
>team hires your childhood coach as HC
>team hires your wife for make-work sinecure
>team sticks best player w/ 4th line scrubs and gives you elite wingers
>team publicly brags they will give you whatever you want, whenever you want
>lies to team about intentitions and abandons them
picrel is Edmonton

>>150739454
only one good song and it's rey mysterio's theme

>be gone for weeks
>slovakia AND germany start posting again
based dylan

>>150740672
edmontons GM was literally on the shirt bus growing up

mom the retarded /hoc/ schizo personalities are back!

>>150740614
He’s retired you fucking retard

>>150740752
Still milking his retirement lmao

>>150740754
Retard

>>150740782
4 years of fleury saying its his "last year playing" Btw

>>150739750
Vegas fucked up Fleury's legacy

someday /hoc/ will finally give my islanders the respect we deserve

>>150740797
Pittsburgh fucked up his legacy lmao. He was a playoff choker

>come to hoc for nihilstic mockery of /r/hockey and shitty players
>leave for the stale memes and boring takes

>>150740875
good men

>>150740672
Feel bad for him but he should have read up on the culture to know Scottish women enjoyed being beat before traveling there

>>150740892
>Scottish women
you mistyped "all women"

>>150740911
> reply in 30 seconds
>100% have this image saved on your computer
How would you explain this to a significant other ?

>>150740283
joe

>>150740930
kek

>>150740930
>How would you explain this to a significant other ?
the same way you explain your dildo collection:
"It's my hobby, babe." (Then I smack her and make her call me "Daddy's little whore" and apologize for questioning me.)

>>150740979
you have a dildo collection?

>>150740984
how many of your dildos are within arms reach of you, now?
if you answer fewer than 4, nobody's gonna believe you

>>150741003
you lost buddy

>>150741021
how often do you wash them?

>>150741003
don't post the current state of your desk pal

>>150741031
cool desk buddy

0-1
Fucking Iserlohn man

>>150741074
I thought that was the Dallas Eakins team but he's in Mannheim

>>150741074
looks comfy desu

>>150741104
comfy is just a code word for boring desu

>>150741133
still a better poster than trb

>>150741003
Dildo is not defined here so with enough imagination we do all have collections of dildos

>>150741179
based bristles bro

>>150741179
stfu

suck shit samir

Anyone else put hockey tape on the handles of their sex toys because they like the texture?

>>150741179
kek
>"Can you put it in your ass? The answer may surprise you!"
hoc is becoming the meme

I really wish you fags would talk like this irl I would break all your jaws indescriminently

a key element of fascism is making it appear that the entire world is organized against your group when in fact you are in the most advantageous and powerful position in society. the minnesota frost are a textbook example of this phenomenon.

nobody but losers watch womens "sports" btw

nobody but losers watch vtubers btw

>>150741133
>american
>calls German rink boring
You couldn’t even dream of the atmosphere we get here


Score looks better now too

>>150741261
woman slapping each other on that powerslap stuff is peak female competition, its so hot seeing battered women.

>>150741242
Fascist have better fits

This looks like a house league jersey

>>150741302
>Stupid soccer chants and drum banging for the entire length of the game

>>150741307
I haven’t watched that in a few years

>>150741320
would look lit in flames colors

>>150741324
Yeah it’s kino
Once you’ve experienced it you can’t watch a game without

I'm going to the book sale at the united church, i'll let you know if I dind anything.

>>150741424
kinda based

>>150741320
the sponsor on the right titty is nice.

>>150741433
Last year o found a rare book called Tales of The South Pacific that I was looking for like a decade.

>>150741424
VERY based, looking forward to my local Lion's club book sale myself

>>150741424
Pick me up a magic treehouse

>>150741453
does that book have a section on the dress of Micronesian women?

I'm dying for a preseason game over here

>>150741421
Made me never want to watch a Euro game again.

Getting it ready, king?

>>150741424
>>150741463
For me its going to these and finding old Beckett magazines and 1991 Upper Deck marked as "vintage."

even in Micronesia they love the Flames

>>150741511
I got this poster from one of those

>>150741496
I have been going to BCHL, PJHL, and WHL games to soothe my soul over the past few weeks. PJ regular season kicked off last week and everyone is suing each other. Giants and Royals played a series of games in community rinks which was great and the Surrey Eagles look like dog shit.

>>150741543
Sweeeeeet. My biggest score was this guy getting rid of a tub of old Canucks programs and Hockey News from the late 60s and 70s. I have been meaning to scan some of those to flex if I don't end up reading them and drinking heavily while staring at all the facial hair

>>150740507
>>150740607
>>150741074
One of the biggest Swedish hockey podcast have a standing "joke" in the first episodes before the SHL season starts about new players celebrating Christmas in Ingolstadt., aka being flops.

For example, one of the hosts, former defenseman Sanny Lindström, thinks Kieffer Bellows will be a SHL flop and end up having his contract shipped out to Ingolstadt.