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buday

K1

Nobody make fun of Charlie Krik here ok?? Tried of people playing with this stuff

gaethje raped khabib

McGregor is my favorite empath type fighter.

Justin Gaethje ectoplasm

Justin Gaethje nuclear fission

Favorite Gaethje-style fighter?

bradley martins heemed another 12 year old
https://x.com/HappyPunch/status/1966253832083747312

Justin Gaethje Futae no Kiwami

It's time.

>>150729719
I agree

>>150729792
chills

Luke Thomas looking like a fucking goof streaming from his hotel room kitchenette off his laptop wearing a cheap suit kwab, what an asshole

one more sleep

Justin Gathiji

>>150729691 (OP)
>>150729792
Assplum heems all three in the same night

>Tiny Topuria
>beating prime McGregor

Where can I watch the charlie kirk shooting video?

>>150729904
Sorry this is the MMA general where we discuss topics such as: Justin Gaethje

An Justin Gaethje Werewolf in London

I've run the numbers. If Gane's grappling defense improved anywhere near as closely as my model suggests, Aspinall simply can't win this fight outside a fluke finish.

>>150729986
>Gane
Is this a misspelling of Gaehtje? How'd that happen?

>>150729881
Is Tom ok?

>>150729881
Why is Gane wearing a camo hat? That's not part of Caribbean of French culture. He's frauding.

I have just received confirmation that Justin Gaethje

>>150729926
This type of stuff right here is just a prime example of why we call you sweetden btw

>>150730023
don't look up where the word camouflage comes from

Awh man bros, I just went grocery shopping at Walmart and I bought all of my favorite snacks. This weekend is going to kick so much ass dude!

>>150730071
>muh etymology
it's american fashion

More like Nacho UFC! Om nom nom >;-p

Tiger Schaub is an absolute b-b-beast at baseball, he got 12 home runs last weekend.

is Anshul Jubli still in the ufc? I hope hey give him at least one more fight to redeem himself

>>150730274
Has he ever won a fight in the UFC?

>>150729792
>thems is two different niggas

>>150730314
that's not important

Serghei Spivak? He's a great fighter, I would love to fight with him some day

>>150729759
Herb really took his time with this one

>>150730350
nyone else here this inthomrs blide?

>>150730350
He never said that

>>150730462
yeah

>>150730274
I agree. He should exist to fight in the first prelim of every card.

The Finals is pretty fun

What a fool he was to challenge Gane

>>150730482
I am almost positive Tom has said exactly that sentence before, it honestly feels like he said it 1000 times because MMA guru also does impressions of him saying that line.

>>150730561
Its literally his voicemail

We shut refereenetty cuckitini down real quick Schaubbros

Tom Aspinall beat Sergei Spivac in exactly 2 minutes and 30 seconds without absorbing a single strike.

>>150730514
idk man, i really wanted to like it but couldnt into it. but also i tried it like 2 years ago

Bro you literally admitted Serghei Spivak was a great fighter and that you would love to fight him.

>>150730781
Who the fuck is "Sergei" Spivak, is he related to Serghei Spivak the UFC fighter?

Just to be clear Joe Rogan did not only make one million dollars fear factor alone paid him that much he also made lots of . money from the man show and other ventures just to be clear

I paid Joe Rogan one million smackaroos for a buttjob

How do we think Topuria vs Canelo would go?

>>150730851
There is no UFC fighter named "Serghei Spivak"

>>150730897
Afraid you had better double check your facts before you try to correct me dipstick

>>150730790
Im trying it for the first time now and the map destruction is hella fun. Im like the kool aid man coming through walls and weeming people with the riot shield

Joe "ONE MILLION SIMOLEONS YEEHAWWW" Rogan

>>150730890
thats basically a stoppable force vs a movable object who knows how that goes

we all get that one homie that cant dress

>>150730968
Look look at this retarded ugly freak, you just know he gets zero pussy besides his own family kwab

>>150730023
France created forest camouflage in 1915.
Gane is also the hunter in this story. All part of the plan, I fear.

>>150730948
i didnt care much for that. i hope battlefield 6 is good, i need a new (shooting) game

I got the horses in the back

>>150731040
Gane, like the French, has only one know weakness. Belgium.

>>150731004
islam is better looking than you and I know that hurts you

>>150731136
No he surely isn't

ufc white house bros I don't think he's gonna make it. Will JD honor the agreement?

Now that the dust has settled, why was it so dusty?

>>150731041
Bf6 absolutely fucks the beta was fire

>>150731158
Trump will never die, cope

Never has, never will

What would you do if Arman broke his back trying to show off sex moves to your gf?

>>150731158
Dude he is saving Venezuela just heemed irán and now he Is on the doors of a civil war, he aint gonna look pretty

We grew up when the coloured hair feminist rules the fucking the world, 2015 the shit they could say and how censored we were? Insane

>>150731255
Trump saved our white brothers? Good for them.

>>150731041
>>150731177
Slobs. This is analgous to liking PvZ when Gina Caramo is there. Grow up.

Fruity ah nigga said anal lmao

Go and ask Matt Mitrione

>>150729759
Tanked all of that shit + early

Your Aaron Picos, your Pitbull Patricios, your Patchy Mixs, your Kai Asakuras, even your Harry Hardwicks if you will.

>>150731431
All trying to screw in a lightbulb

I could heem everyone here

I'm pretty sure I would do you guys like OG with one single leg kick

>>150731590
>pretty sure
kwab

>>150731609
I have never thrown a kick in a fight I usually get it done with my left hook but I been squatting 300 for reps so one single kick would shatter your tiny little femur into a thousand pieces

>>150731642
>squatting 300 for reps
Getting off the couch doesnt count

>>150731642
I always open my fights with my signature front kick to the solar plexus

>>150731747
bodied that fat sack of shit

Rare Strickland W

>>150731747
bodied that fat fuck

>>150731747
boiled that blob

>>150731747
Bodied that gunt

i feel like heems ain’t really what they used to be

>>150731747
bodied that normal weight American

Which coach slid into her apple pie already

>>150732096
looks like bruno silva

Joe Rogan was disgusted someone thought he only made one million dollars work harder faggots

>>150729792
CHVLLS

Why did OG do it? Was it the pride of being with the gang or the high from the cool cigarette

>>150732222
he was a product of his environment

Yoel Romero is knucking tomorrow night

>>150732242
Such is the case with so many lost young souls if only they had read rich dad poor dad

>>150732096
Apparently this guy

dickgirl_on_male femboy feminization

Gane

>>150732355
don't post sneed's browser history

>>150732387
i’ve been saying this for years

>>150732387
>>150732355
why'd you make the same post twice?

>>150732660
shant

>>150732660
wdwtch

>>150731747
Bodied that beluga

Bomac? BIG MAC

crawfords coach

>>150732743
Legendary post.

>>150732717
Lmao

>>150732660
Is Turkey Al Shaq in his Tony Khan phase?

>>150732660
Imagine executing Dana via 凌遲.

Breaking news: Dana White has just been assimilated

She's a 10 but she trains jiu jitsu

>>150731136
I didn’t know abdulmanap was sugary like that. Mans was full of sugar.

FIGHTFAIRY IS WHORING HERSELF LIVE AS I TYPE THIS

Bolsonaro lost the story.

>female wins a fight
>immediately kisses her coach
Im opening a bjj/mma gym and starting my harem.

I don't train because I'm not gay and rather drink a 6 pack of natty daddys after work

a woman being into mma is a red fucking flag

>>150733131
If she's into MMA then her relationship with her father is strained

Where's my MARTINI?!!

2005 sheemer.

>>150733190
>19
hell yeah

>>150733190
Dana's eating good!

>>150733190
I have ejaculated in her many times

>>150733190
>5-0-0
>6 win streak

>>150733190
>20 by Christmas
Im good

Gaethje is the only guy I know that could jump down a building unscathed like in the video

>>150733190
>1 year older than me
I'm scared......

>>150733245
im 63 years old

>>150733245
She's 2 years older than me

>>150733190
If she brings shame upon the Golden Girls I will kirk her

>>150733190
poor investment from Hunter and White cause latinas expire at 22. should have got a 2005 white or asian (age 28 expiration)

>>150733245
Shes 16 years younger than me Id fucking just fucking nuoh my god

New wojak jus dropped nice

>>150733583
Sneed originally posted it a few days ago

>>150733674
not with his name on so it's non-canon Sneed

>>150733697
Jannys been up my ass lately

>>150733697
>his
her*

>>150733745
SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! AHHHHHHHHHH, I FUCKING HATE YOU!!!!!! FUCKING DIE AHHHHHHGGH!!!! DIE DIE FUCKING DIE!!

>>150733745
don't reply to me with your pervert fetishes you weird little freak

>>150733799
hey man take it easy

>>150733799
monitor

>>150733799
GET HIM
ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK
WHOOP HIS ASS

Post that video of Conor shagging dee like she's a blow up doll and what he replied to the kids on insta I need a good laugh

Lopes attempting a heel hook

>>150734209
RETARD ALERT
RETARD ALERT
RETARD ALERT

Lopes attempting a triangle choke

>>150734209
that's a deep heel hook

>>150734209
A Gane disciple

>>150734209
OHHHHHHHHH IT'S TIGHT

In practically every single way K-1 World Max is better than anything the ufc has ever done or ever will do.

Say what you want about K-1 but they really have the best bums

>>150733156
yes. she is also most likely a victim of rape/sexual assault

1 Big country vs the entire K-1 roster

mikey musumeci would dismember every fighter on the k-1 roster

Nelson would kill Gane

It's weird how a fat middleweight too lazy to cut his chub terrorized Heavyweight for a whole decade

>>150734619
that's so weird

>>150734607
delusional syphilitic cope

Guys we need to talk about each others lives and share our exprencies or heem will die. I will start. Today I got tazed and fell down an filght of stairs as an "prank"

CHILLS

>>150734697
really got me thankin

>>150734697
fucking kek

OOOOOOH IT'S TIGHT

>>150734697
hahahahahahahaahah

Shabbosgoyim love ufc LMAO

>>150734697
AIfags are so fucking retarded

>>150734697
This is one of the gayest shit i'v ever seen in my turned on monitor

>>150734758
Turn your monitor on

>>150734697
why are these people so fucking dumb

Is second hand cte real?

>>150734697
Soulless golems are seething at this truthgem

>>150734638
Indeed, Big country is a phenom

If Tony Ferguson were to send one final message — a last set of words to his fans, fighters, and the world — it would probably be gritty, intense, a little cryptic, and deeply personal.

Tony Ferguson – Final Words

"This ain't goodbye — it's just round 6.

I bled, I broke, I built. Every scar? A signature. Every loss? A lesson.

They called me crazy. Good. Crazy got me here. Crazy carried me through hell when no one else would.

I danced with demons on broken legs and still smiled for the crowd. I made art outta chaos.

If you're hearing this, remember: pressure makes diamonds — but pain makes warriors.

Don’t follow me. Evolve me.

El Cucuy never dies… he just disappears into the dark — one more time."


POWERFUL

>>150734697
CHIIIILLS

>>150734697
fucking queers summoned a spirit

ufc is for the shabbos goyim, K-1 is for the SS battalion.

Oswald mosley ovah here

>>150734834
[In Brendan Schaub's voice, somewhere between heartfelt and hilariously offbeat, like a fighter-turned-comedian addressing the cosmos one last time]

"Alright, alright, alright… relax, guys — I'm not gone gone. I'm just… chillin’ in the big green room in the sky, ya know? Probably doin’ a set, bombin’ in front of angels who don’t get the Thiccc Boi references."

"First off — shout out to my senpai. Y’all were my corner, through all the fights, bad takes, and podcast beefs. To my kids — daddy might be gone, but you still got my terrible fashion sense and maybe some CTE. Love you."

"To the haters? You guys worked overtime. I mean, y’all were consistent. But hey, without you, I wouldn’t have built half my brand. So, like Rogan always said, 'Man, you gotta respect the grind.' Even if the grind was just makin' fun of my pronunciation of 'hormones'."

"Look, I fought in the UFC, I tried comedy, I started a podcast empire — was I good at all of it? Eh. But did I try? Damn right I did. Life's short, man. Chase it like you're chasin’ clout on TikTok."

"So, don’t be sad. Just crack a Celsius, rock some merch, maybe throw on an old King and the Sting episode, and remember: even when I bombed, I did it confidently."

"This ain't goodbye — it's just me tapping out to the Big Ref in the sky. I’ll catch you at the next open mic… or maybe in your algorithm."

>>150734964
>no bapa
This ai shit is retarded

>>150734964
>This ain't goodbye — it's just me tapping out to the Big Ref in the sky
kek

>>150734834
>If you're hearing this, remember: pressure makes diamonds — but pain makes warriors.
Bodied that peahead

Gmhh

If you’re hearing this, then I’m gone. Probably went out in some crazy-ass way — fitting, right? I always said I’d rather die doing something I love than rotting away in some chair.

I spent my life building the UFC from a near-bankrupt freak show into a global juggernaut. Blood, sweat, lawsuits — I loved every minute of it. This sport, these fighters, this life — they’re in my DNA. I didn't just promote fights. I built a home for killers, warriors, legends.

If I died in the UFC PI in Mexico, then that means I died in a place built for greatness. For the next generation. For pushing the limits. I’m at peace with that. No regrets.

To the fighters: stay hungry, stay dangerous. Don’t chase fame — chase legacy.

To the fans: you’re the reason this became what it is. Never stop demanding the best.

To my family and those who rode with me: I love you.

And to the world — remember this: I didn’t play it safe. I played to win. And I f***ing won.

— Dana White

le AI XD

Abdulmanap lay beneath the open sky, the stars distant and cold above the Dagestani mountains. His breath was shallow, but his voice still carried the strength of a teacher, a father, a warrior.

Khabib knelt beside him, holding his hand. Blood stained the snow — from battle, not betrayal. Time was short.

Abdulmanap looked at his son with calm, unwavering eyes.

“My son… listen carefully.”

Khabib’s eyes were full of fire — and sorrow.

“Strength is not in the fists. It is in restraint. In purpose. You mastered that. But now… you must lead.”

He coughed, pain etched in his face, but his tone never wavered.

“The world will offer you money, power, revenge… but don’t let it take your soul. We fight only when we must. We win by discipline, not rage.”

Khabib squeezed his father’s hand, eyes burning. “Don’t go. I still need you.”

Abdulmanap gave a faint smile.

“You never needed me. You only needed to believe.”

A long silence passed between them.

Then, Abdulmanap whispered his final words:

“Protect the name. Protect the people. And when they ask who you are… tell them: ‘I am my father’s son.’”

His hand slowly relaxed in Khabib’s grip.

The stars watched in silence.

le Al XD

>>150735166
>By the way, you'll never be Jon Jones - BLEH

how come they can't catch the guy I thought the fbi were the cream of the crocrop

gane by hell hook

gane by stink eye

I am rooting for Cyril "Bon Gamin" Gane

>>150735302
wow great minds think aline

>>150735237
they are the cream of the crop, but its a bad harvest. thats what happens when you plant cows. Casper knew this.

YOU ARE A BUNCH OF GOYS

>>150735334
i'm not gay

>at the end of the day, we are two niggas part of the aryan tribe
chills

I need to adopt the Gane mindset but for now all I can do is root for him

ONE today
KNUCK tonight
UFC tomorrow
nothing else

Ciryl Gane is an incredibly talented and disciplined mixed martial artist known for his technical striking, agility, and sportsmanship inside and outside the octagon. His dedication to his craft and respectful demeanor make him a role model for many fans and aspiring fighters.

>>150735398
the Gane mindset is, by his own words, being lazy and hating training, playing fifa and never reading books

>>150734964
Hoenstly? Im crying

Say what you want about Gane but at the end of the day, he showed that heel hooks are his specialty

of course the tony hater is a retarded ganecel

Schaubing the till boys

>>150735511
Nah kid, I'm not him, i'm just copying his style, there is not a million ways to express yourself in this game, kid.

>>150735485
I always forget that Gane fought Paddy

Gane Derangement Syndrome (GDS)

Paulo Costa is calling for killing leftists. Typical bolsonaro faggot

>>150735648
We need to deport this faggot Brazilian

>>150735648
Of all the people to start fantasizing about killing liberals over, why Charlie Kirk? What the fuck did that weirdo have over people like this?

>>150735648
>implying it wasn't a groyper or other right wing faggot as usual

>>150735719
If this is actually the case, my sides might just escape orbit.

Captain Kirk is dead? Rip my nigga Star Trek

>>150735731
Which martial art is the best base for a Starfleet Officer?

>>150735746
Honestly, if they stole the good parts of Tekken instead of just surface level stuff, they might have had something with this.

>>150735736
Cub swanson man, one of those fighters that history will try to bury

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAck

IT'S UP
https://www.youtube.com/live/f56cjxpUmqI
https://www.youtube.com/live/f56cjxpUmqI
https://www.youtube.com/live/f56cjxpUmqI

>>150735768
Quarantillo was sent into the quarantine

Farted myself awake

Keep an eye out on a kid named charles oliverira man, that kid is going places man

Unalived myself farting

i hurt my neck while doing pull ups

Last time I did this, my picks all won sooooooooo yall better bet the house on Diego "MOFO" Lopes

>>150729792
GOATziev will EAT SPOOvac alive, just like he'll eat ASSpinall

Say what you want about canelo man but this guy knows how to fight

>>150735746
you now remember HOAR

shitspill gassypleb got TKO'd from being fat

>>150735877
not sure which fighter this is referring to because it could be half the roster

This canelo kid man, wow, just wow

in a way, Tom Aspinall is kind of the heavyweight champion.
Which speaks volume to how fuckin good Cyril "Bon Gamin" Gane is.

>>150735877
you're described like half of the HW roster, be more specific you dumb bin

>>150735894
He is talking about tom ass-spinal

Heem has an abundance of goys but not enough boys.

>>150734834
*shits*

>>150735904
Factual post bruder hh

How embarrassing is it for human cock fighting chuds that Dana White rather be promoting boxing?

>>150735648
yalls remember when raja heeming stus fat ass was the most exciting thing ever but now we have all these actual real permaheemings and even aliens?
w jews, god bless them for keeping us entertained

Sadly, we are not a major sport

>>150735938
Real sports have derbys and rich intercity rivalries we have khabib vs canor which was essentially wrasslin'

No brazzas made any posts commemorating September 11. I HATE them all.

Alright minged popped by talk to you all later

Keep an eye out on a kid named Bryce, man this kid is going places man

>>150735931
There are no aliens

>>150735972
Man......apturo sucks

Streaming turned the world into an open world video game

https://x.com/ChampRDS/status/1966264776071458864

>>150735984
gayest post of the thread

>>150736008
The late night brit poster never adds anything to the discussion. Just write your thoughts into the notes app and spare the rest of us, dork.

>>150736027
Spermed that biscuit

>>150736027
Actually funny you mention that, I was just about to say I'm still wondering why the fighting frauds corner didn't tell Caio to spam leg kicks at Imavov. He was incredibly flat footed the whole fight and when Caio did eventually decide to throw one or two calf kicks, Imavov did not check them. It's amazi they didn't make such a glaringly obviously read.

>>150736041
She left actually just a quick visit how are things b

Cyril "Bon Gamin" Gane
vs

tom asspinal


I mean, just by name alone Cyril wins

>>150736027
AARON FUCKING PICO

Kody Steer

>>150736086
I want to breed your smooth femboy ass so badly....

>>150736098
You have issues man, seek professional help

>>150736027
heem is dead now, there's like 2 or 3 mentally ill retards jacking each other off. anons only come around on fight night

>>150736121
Yeah I'm sick and you are the cure. Pounding you into the bed until your bussy is so full it won't stop leaking for a week.

I'd probably zeem you to a permanent end. Actually, there is no probably about it. I would.

Why are americans so passionately obsessed with other men having sex

>>150736136
why can't you just be normal?

Tom "Polish Power" Aspinall
Cyril "Some French Nigga" Gane
yeah

Makwan "Mr. Finland" Amirkhani

The kurd has redeemed himself with another blistering 1 round finish thougheverbeit

>>150733190
5-10. I'm 182 per a doctor and I've been calling myself 5-10 this whole time

ONNIT Alpha Brain

>>150733190
Confirmed lesbian

>>150736027
please excuse his behavior, his only champion is potentially going to lose his life in just over a month

Man bro dude ciryl is gonna have anal sex with tom aspinall and then sex with aspinall's "white" wife (polish) and I am so excited for that luv trump btw god bless ari emmanuel and my local zogbots

Kazakhstan has never produced a UFC champion.

>>150731842
>>150735984
Strickland has a good sense of whoever is a scumbag, a scammer, an insecure bitch, or molested. Because he's three out of four thing are already true about him. I wonder when he will start scamming people.

>>150736249
>I wonder when he will start scamming people.
when he tries to hype his upcomming fights as "bloody battles".

Weird little freak

>>150736270
Turn your monitor on pal

>>150736270
You know you've really made it when you're haunted by a ghost

>>150736244
fact check: false

>>150736270
Canelo vs Dana

Chills

>>150736296
Fat freak

>>150736296
this is a middleweight btw

>>150736296
nice profile pic bro

Tony Ferguson danced with demons on broken legs man dude's a marauder

>>150736299
Tomala fears him

>>150736330
People forget man

>>150736330
His last name is padilla not ferguson

Pain

>>150736415
*faces it*

>>150736343
I always wondered how long it'd be until I saw big Joff on heem. It took a couple of years, but it finally happened.

My pronouns are heem/him.

>>150736415
French for bread. Food for thawlt

>>150736415
Without the S

Diego "Breakdance ova ur corpse fool" Lopes

Now that's a fighter I can safely bet on

>>150736296
Give me a quick rundown on this morbidly obese ape

>gets heemed by Jdm
>gets killed to death by Topuria
Poor poor Pigslam......

Dear Dana, I wrote you, but you still ain’t callin’
I left my cell, my pager and my home phone at the bottom

>>150736343
If you ever needed proof this isn't a real sport, just look at the state of that fella

>>150736656
That little fella would turn your face into red paste

ONE
LAST
RUN

Kilogram Gastelum

>>150736603
Here's your White House main event, bro.
Loser covers up their tattoos.

Mcgregor only ever mentions the white house event when Ms Hands starts kicking up a fuss in the Daily Mirror

>>150736970
Mister hands? the guy who fucks horses?
What does he have to do with gooby

please help me get a winning parlay for tomorrows event i need money

>>150730274
I think he took his haleem and eggs to another promotion, anon.

whoever wins better say their victory was in honor of charlie kirk

>>150737140
talmbout chorizo porked bapa, peach of a shabbos goy

>>150737160
All this just to get trickshotted by a Mossad agent

>>150737160
he was a hero for White people

I don't like you

>>150737160
he got killed by a zogtrained tranny shortly after he started saying mean things about israel

>>150737169
Y’all are pink I’m afraid

>>150737006
Look into it

>>150736227
I want to cum inside her.

>>150737169
Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/CDFd8QO7cRk

kek

>>150737013
Dumas

Tom should stop pretending he has a chance and give the belt to Gane already
This is getting boring

CHUD PIGGY DOWN

silva heems this weekend

>>150737366
I think Silva will win a decision. Lopes got that retard energy, young and strong chin

Why is Dana seemingly on a humiliation ritual circuit of interviews?

>>150737405
promoting the pillowtap this weekend and he can't control who asks him questions

Ian Garry would rape JDM and Brady in the octagon.

>>150737450
They hate him so much it even brought canelo and Crawford together to agree a Ufc style structure would be bad. It's nice to see the bald fuck get a wake up call from his usual routine of scamming Favela tards to get cte for 4k

Jones should stop pretending he has a chance and give the belt to Tom already
Oh wait

Tom gets taken down by a 265 lbs striker.
Gane gets taken down by a 185 lbs striker.

ONE Friday Fights in 1 bong

>>150737777
That's why we're all here

>>150737366
there was no coup

>>150737856
>plotting
Are you illiterate or just painfully thick

>>150737981
My statement was factual. We can then move onto there was no attempt at a coup, and then that there was no plot for a coup.

>DERE WAS NO COUP

>I WAS CAMPAIGNING THE BLEEDIN BOLLOX OFF ‘EM

https://x.com/JohnMcCarthyMMA/status/1966190141195571271
wow

boop

>>150736603
He means count lines of cocaine off their backs, Jon Jones can't be counted on because he keeps sucking the cocaine into his asshole

I don't know what the fuck I'm writing anymore

>>150738238
18 bings now slowpoke

>>150738238
I look like this and say this

everybody just left this morning to go to work.... time to masturbate

>>150735872
That purple nigga heems cucknelo stiff just wait

>I look like this and say this
>18 bings now slowpoke

>>150736270
turkey a la sheep grazing wit the lions

Imagine being a ONE bug
KEK

>>150735938
pfft hockey almost beating povertyball is hilarious

ONEchads we are live

bolsorano sentenced to 27 years

It's my ball? Oh no no man it's my whole dick and balls

Stop kicking the balls

never boy a fighter with 3 nipples

Considering how fast Kash Money Patel caught the shooter and his love of combat sports, I'm terrified to ever stream a ufc event again.

Counting or not counting gang violence?

>>150738740
ACK

>>150738740
That is not the cloth from which he is cu-OOHHHH

Tom Aspinall will leave his kids orphaned (after his loss he will kill his wife then himself) for a ridiculously low amount of money lmao

>>150736299
Turn your monitor on

God damn white guys are good shots

My nigga suriyanlek is fighting?

deem thomas

Are these screaming women just loudspeakers?
I don't think a real audience, especially an asian audience is this loud and annoying.

Chills.

>>150738924
it's not japan you goof
they get told to scream though

>>150738947
This is the type of shit I'll do at my funeral since there will be nobody there to read a eulogy for me

>>150738947
wtf did he really post that? is he cte'd?

>>150735728
OH NO NO NO

>>150738947
Someone needs to tell these guys that god ain't real

>>150739021
You're gonna feel real silly when we're chilling in heaven watching Tony's 87th title defense

>>150739021
>god ain't real
The sun god Leto will strike you down for this post

lost 6 kg in preparation for my wrestling competition.
also looking sharp on the mitts. expect my ufc debut soon

KIRK GOT SHOT WITH THE *NOTICES UR BULGE* OWO BULLET HAHAHAHA

I'm not gay

I'm gay

Bunch of Amanda Nunes's up in here

>>150739043
I've also gained many kilos but I'm definitely not preparing for a UFC debut

HEEM

Sup?

>>150739058
You're laughing?

Charlie kirks neck got exploded by a meme bullet, and you're laughing?

>>150739110
I could beat both these niggas

For me it’s K-1. Fuck the goyFC.

>>150739119
Same but in the sense of not beat

>>150739110
>>150739119
I could bet your dong if you know what i mean

>>150739137
>>150739152
I don't know what you mean

Fired bullet:
"Notices bulges owo whats this?"

Other unfired cases:
"hey fascist! Catch! Uparrow, right arrow, three downarrow"
"O bella ciao, bella ciao, ciao, ciao"
"If you read this you are gay lmao"

If you read this you're now Gaethjesexual

He's sweet

Charlotte squirt felt the bulge im afraid

in cooler news some pajeet got decapitated in front of his kids by a Cuban.... Yoel Romero iirc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjcTgkzlepE

its up

>>150739170
Is that shit confirmed to be real? Insane

>>150739200
yoel is knucking tonight

>>150739170
What a grim thing to have written on the bullet that gets you

>>150739308
based so is Perdomo, Cuba night.

>>150739264
for once I agree with Belal

>>150739325
is it any worse than when that Jew Gozali posted the bombs with the khabib clan and Khamzats name on them and then proceeded to evaporate Palestinians while Khmazat cried in the comment of the Twitter post?

>>150739410
Yes because nobody knows who that is, Kirk will be remembered as the guy who got heemed by the uwu bullet

>>150739435
kek he's was just some youtuber

It's time to talk about right on right crime

>>150739455
*hits you with 2 rights*

>>150739448
>he’s was
Good morning Rajesh

>>150739462
good morning pakibong

>>150739448
Trump made congress do a minute of silence for him

>>150739489
damn YouTubers do be running america

What are non-Americans talking about Charlie Kirk in an MMA thread? You will never understand American culture, no matter how much American social media you consume. Just fuck off.

aaaaanyway.... the contract is signed and Will Fleury plot in the local graveyard is dug.

>>150739489
>>150739508
>A billionaire funded right wing youtube shill killed by a groyper is gonna lie in state in the capitol rotunda

>>150739541
>You will never understand American culture
This is American culture for me

>>150739541
trump should take a moment of silence for this post God bless ya bappa

>be American

>get ____

Nordic Culture man.

You dont see this shit hapening in Taiwan. Or Canada. Food for thought.

>>150739605
>get obsessed over by dorks in satellite countries

>>150739605
Laid.

>>150734697
Brought to you by the same retard that prohibited 12 to 6 elbows and soccer kicks on grounded opponents. No wonder why the UFC feels so retarded nowadays.

its fuckin nice out today
hope you guys have a good friday

>>150739575
God she's so tasty

Even if it did, we wouldn't see it. Because when things happen in Taiwan or Canada or anywhere but the USA it does not matter. When anything happens in the USA, it does matter. A single American life is worth the other 7 billion husks floating about the planet. I've had toe nail clippings of greater significance than the breadth of Africa and Eurasia.

>>150739672
>>150738947
legitimately what the fuck is wrong with these people? Boomers at least have the excuse of lead being everywhere.

>>150739681
If only you had friends or family to share it with

>>150739686
Turn your monitor on ;)

>>150739701
Im sharing it with you right now

>>150739692
Why do you watch a sport with no American champions?

Heem is really snippy today, Id love to beat the fuck out of you until you learn some respect, respectfully.

>>150739692
How abojt you quote me when you respond to me you disrepsectful bitch
>>150739681
You too man stay safe

>>150739715
Are you retarded?

>>150739725
>snippy
like your foreskin
sry bud I couldn't resist

>>150739739
Its actually a covenant with God, probably not too late for you even.

what a dumb setup. the 5,000 people will just be comped tickets and create no atmosphere, and the 85k people will just be watching tv

>>150739715
Bodied that mutt

>>150739753
Good morning Mossad

>>150739753
You literally have sex with men.

>>150739755
I can't wait to watch the unc slog fest of Mcgregor vs Chandler whilst Thiel, Kash Patel, Theo Von, Musk, Zuck and Kid Rock sit in attendance

>>150739753
Idk about that one, Chief.

Uh ohhh we got a mutilated jew rat in the thread

>>150739753
ouchie please don't cut my peepee

>>150734697
kek god bless america

Reckon I'd heem you with spinning shit to build up my highlight reel.

This still up? Yikes selling stock in heem and buying in NFL

I reckon I'd reckon

BAAAAAAAAAAHT

Bo Nigger

>>150739825
however I reckon you'd fear

daner should have simply used reverse psychology to get jones to do the aspinall fight.

ya reckon he's right heem?

Thingkin of changing my name to Erectus Tsang

imagine being tricked to getting mutilated because of some hebrew satanist bs, you gotta be a genuine low IQ retard to fall for it

ITS UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB3cD9K7g1M

BASED gastelum missed weight by 5 pounds

>>150739894
>it’s real

>>150739885
Can you explain what this post has to do with combat sports for me?

>>150739755
Lol, Dana confirms that the white house card is in June and it will be international fight week. What's the fucking point?

https://x.com/Home_of_Fight/status/1966503862333817081

Dirty diaper Tyla experienced botched bottom surgery I fear

>>150739934
You have autogynephilia.

>>150739954
>4th of july card in june

>>150739934
How retarded were you to let someone mutilate you dude, i know you jews are too inbred but not that stupid, you got mutilated nigga (of your dick), you will never be normal

based Sneed marks revving the Sneedster who revves them

>>150739894
Fat cunt wtf

>>150739894
Wouldn't be surprised if it was on purpose in an attempt to get cut.

>>150740000
if gastelum asked for his release they'd give it to him

A moment of silence for Xneed’s foreskin

Stolfzusz is gonna still get heemed, Gastelum taking advantage of Dustin's Amish nature

Filthy Philistines

what is international fight week?

>>150740006
Not sure. Feels quite obvious that he would do well in knuck or Celebrity boxing and yeah... UFC might not want to help the competition

>>150740052
A week filled with mystery meat retards who cant heem

Where's the little rat? Where's the little weasel?

is there such a thing as a jean jacket hoodie? i don't wanna wear a jean jacket over a hoodie to get the look

Piffed witless

I certainly feel TJ is a little snake in the grass.

>>150740052
marketing phrase, the only thing they do differently is host autograph signings and meet & greets for 2 days before the PPV

One with the dank

in all this bad shit in the air rn we know that Ben Askren is alive and well

>>150740103
talmbout Gane hoodie?

>>150740130
So then it's a fight week marked by meet and greet and autograph signing events? Maybe try not to be so fucking negative about everything.

>>150740145
>>150740145
>>150740145
N_E_W_====>

>>150738947
big john's a chud and he's got 0 sense of shame lmao. so cringe goddamn

>>150736753
>191lbs
insane lack of discipline. he moves up a weightclass and thinks "yeah i can probably walk around 15lbs heavier than usual and it'll be fine" and he's still over