Thread 150734788

Apparently, I Am Australian Now Version

tits

Jap Daniels ain't it.

Jordan Love is a top 10 QB in the NFL

>>150734788 (OP)
Literal retarded subhuman edition

Patty Cuckatini

>>150734800
The Packers are going to make a lot of good teams look silly this season. He'll be fine.

Kangz

>>150734809
That's not very nice to say about the mutthomie
>>150734808
he's top 2 in cocks sucked. you'll never guess who is number 1...

Previous
>>150729169

>He fell for the flash in the pan meme QB again
when will they ever learn?

Raidies

reminder: micah was held all night and the refs didn't throw a flag because they want to try to keep games close. if the refs did their job, packers would have won by at least 3 scores

>>150734814
Deep down I think most people saw that 4th quarter and realized Brady is back, except this time as a mobile QB.

Gentle reminder

>>150734811
Love is trash. Any team with a marginally successful secondary will be their undoing.

actually, losing is a good thing

Cheers Packie bros.

>>150734788 (OP)
Why don’t you do me a favor and post a timestamped hand? This is not a meme, do it

>>150734837
Why do you spam cope in every thread?

>>150734825
Judging by tonight, no way Love or Daniels make that throw.

>be forced to root for a >black qb for the first time in 33 years, or your life,
>he throws game-losing interceptions like it is a clause in his $55M/yr contract
>cope/seethe/dilate daily on /nfl/ coming up with reasons to defend him because you don't want to hate >your team that you, your dad and your $300 piece of card stock buying grandpappy grew up watching
kwapackturd

>>150734839
>simple zone defence

Packers played a ton of man coverage kek redditors really are fucking retards

>good
Bo Nix
JJ McCarthy
Drake Maye
>busts
Jayden Daniels
CJ Stroud
Caleb Williams
Bryce Young
Anthony Richardson
Michael Penix

>>150734844
Actually, go ahead and post your dick too.

At least Jayden is still a likeable guy. He's just shitting the bed hard right now.

I hate TNF like you wouldn't believe

>>150734857
Thanks for inevitably joining us finally, must have been a bathroom break haha. See >>150734844

>>150734853
Exactly what I was thinking

love how the kangz literally can't stop thinking about us

>>150734855
absolutely seething

these games are boring and full of commercials. i don't know how you fags watch this shit unless you have big money riding on the games.

>>150734866
Mindbroken poverty franchises be like that

>commiecucks got too cocky and were promptly humbled early in the season
now with that out of the way, what other fanbases are going back to the cuckshed this week?

>>150734839
>>150734866
Go back

>reddit screenshot
kwapackturd. post more manlove webms, you faggot.

>>150734821
>he's top 2 in cocks sucked. you'll never guess who is number 1...
Well he's not better than Caleb or Rodgers

>>150734756
>Darnold has maybe the 2nd or 3rd best deep ball in the nfl
4th best
you forgot someone whose deepball is oft underrated

>>150734877
Eagles

>>150734857
the other fag is right about Kingsbury shitting himself but obviously he/it has no idea why or he would have wrote a book about it like they all do

>>150734877
Broncos and Vikings

>>150734866
The NFCN has to be the most hateable division

>>150734866
You'll be in our game thread praying JJ falls off.
Then you'll be panicking when he doesn't

>>150734888
trips of truth

>s-seething
kwapackturd

>>150734788 (OP)
Come on, timestamped hand. What’s the fear? Post it.

>>150734866
Rent free, baybee

>Seethes about Jordan Love and the Packers 24/7
What causes this level of mindbrokenness?

>>150734847
NTA but he has looked aggressively average in both games this year. He misses a lot of easy throws.

>>150734881
1A, 1B.

the average packer fan can easily HEEM 10 viqueens fans

>>150734899
no life outside of the 'chon

>Packers win
>Everyone mad af

I'm nooticing....

Why did “both” OP and the Kiwi go silent when I asked for a timestamped hand from “them”? Did “they” realize the jig is up?

>>150734908
Every Packers chad looks like this btw

>>150734916
>he thinks I don't have 19 posts in this thread alone
kek

>>150734857
>thinks that was man coverage
Kiwi doesn't know ball confirmed

>>150734915
I think people are more mad that it was a fairly shit game. The back to back doinks were funny at least

>>150734908
I look like this and I do this

>>150734908
>literal manlet barely taller standing up than the women who are sitting down behind him
>heeming anyone
At first glance he's like 5'6 lmao

>>150734915
>get on 4chan
>everyone is negative nellys
most of us would complain about how heavy a 100 lb sack of gold coins weighed if it was dropped off on the doorstep

>>150734921
Oh good!! So post your timestamped hand, for added benefit on your keyboard. Ez pz! I can post mine first if you want, to show you how easy it is? If that would help shake off the nerves?

>>150734915
>Everyone
It's literally just the webmspammer

>>150734916
why is the word both in scare quotes?

>>150734915
They’re all scared shitless of the Packers right now. They all know that Micah was the missing piece to a dynasty so they’ve gone into full cope mode.

>>150734924
See >>150734931
It’s nice that you came out of hiding but I’m afraid you’re still ducking me. Post timestamped hand on keyboard.

>>150734915
It's just Jerry Jones

>>150734935
If they could win even a single ring with this team, I would be happy

>>150734853
every punter in the NFL can make that throw

>>150734935
>dynasty
>with a mid QB
Lmfao
Yea Micah sure brought the cowboys a dynasty

>>150734923
I said they played a ton of man coverage which they did. They weren't in zone the entire time anyone could see that. You clearly need to learn ball lil bro

>>150734934
Oh I’m afraid I’m not interested in your slimy attempts to make this a conversation instead, simply fulfill what was requested of you

>>150734874
I'm always drunk

Fuck Greengay

They weren't in this bussy the entire time

>>150734874
I mute during the commercials and pay attention to something else

My 8th post so far

>>150734837
Love is mediocre, but pretty much no team can take away all Packers' weapons. Reed will be out for a while, so that can help, but Golden, Wicks, Kraft, Musgrave, Watson when he returns. Love is the weak part of their offense

>>150734949
>Oh I’m afraid
Why are you scared and afraid?

>>150734948
What is a "ton" of man coverage? 40%? 50%? Because I'll be shocked if it was more than 30% to be honest.

Parsons is still massively overrated

>post ur hand maaaaaaaaaaaan!
the muttlover has lost it again....Mind. Broken.

>>150734899
Thinking you have a franchise qb and then find out you might not

>>150734863
>>150734939
Aren't you the guy that accused me of living in Detroit and having New Zealand newspapers shipped there? You are arguably more mindbroken than bitchknees

>>150734839
>>150734885
>It's all Kliff's fault
Yea, it took forever for Kliff to figure out that GB had no defense for Deebo on horizontal routes, but Daniels also played like booty

>>150734959
They literally don’t have a WR1

Didn't watch theg ame tonight but apparently charlie kike got a moment of silence? fucking lmfao, you'd think he was a congressman or something

>>150734949
Id like you to fulfill your prescription for your psych meds. Now.

>>150734908
I could fold this fuckable little bitch like a chair

>>150734980
That was for 9/11

>>150734853
It's a zero skill throw. There's at least 32 QBs that could make it in their sleep including Love and Daniels

>>150734959
The Eagles and Vikings last year proved you don't need to take away the Packers weapons, you just need to generate enough pressure and stop the run and the entire Packers offense comes to a screeching halt.
The Packers also just lost reed, maybe for the season, and Golden doesn't look very good with already having multiple bad drops and getting very little separation on non go routes, so it's hard to even say they'll have the success they did last year with the passing game

>>150734980
He was going to be President one day.

>>150734980
It'd be a moment of celebration if it was some congress kike

>>150734969
Elite might be a stretch, but he looks good this year so far. I'm very biased though

>>150734866
An entire fanbase of schizos, mental innit.

>>150734990
Half the QB's in the league can't hit a WR in stride
Trust me, I know ball

>>150734853
I would be concerned if any NFL QB couldn't make that throw.

For eternity

>>150734989
???? Dude they literally said "let us observe a moment of silent reflection for the murder of Charlie Kirk" verbatim

>>150734858
Nix and Maye got torched week 1

>>150734920
Wait, so he has averages 14 sacks a season in general but only 12 against the iggles?
...wild

>>150734967
Yes, 40% would be a lot. Only 5 teams hit 40% man coverage in week 1, and only one team was over 50% (Lions).

>200 yards
>2 tuddies
>0 turnovers
>into a top defense with no help from the run game
this is the "terrible performance" the Jayden Daniels detractors are celebrating?

>>150735025
>murder
no wonder /r/nfl lost their minds over it.

>>150735005
Mediocre at best. He's a scheme baby to the max, I saw him make maybe one nfl big boy throw all game, 2 if you include the one he threw way too out of bounds but his receiver made a miracle toe tap to catch, but that's just an inaccurate out of bounds throw 9 times out of 10
That side line run showing his "legs" and "toughness" also gets him a concussion against any nfl defense with a good safety.

>Gayleb
>Gaye
>Gayden
>Penis Jr
>Mo Pix
All busts

>>150735038
>He didn't watch the video
It was kino

>>150734825
Vikings would be actual contenders if they had gotten Geno instead of handing their offense to a project QB.

>>150735046
The project was completed after 3 quarters and JJ will be one of the best QBs in the league come playoff time

>>150735028
As a certified real Nixxer I can confirm he played like shit week 1 outside of the TD where he was gifted a short field at the end of the first half. Colts defence aren't exactly world beaters he needs to light em up or the haters will be victory lapping hard

>>150735037
How much of that was in garbage time?
That loss was far from his fault, but he looked human out there tonight

>>150735037
now remove the ~80 of that which came in hopeless 3 score garbage time. if you this jayden played at all well this game you need to be charlie kirk'd

>>150735037
Jayden had a good game, trolls will insist that every performance by a black qb is bad no matter what.

>>150735035
Yeah he's supposedly a game-wrecker, and yet he got less than 1 sack a game against his biggest rival. And the plays where he didn't get a sack looked like webm related.

>>150734979
They have 3 WR1s

>>150734992
Golden has 0 drops. What are you talking about?
Packers scored about their average PPG vs the Eagles and Vikings last year except the playoff game. They just didn't have answers defensively for the Eagles' and Vikings' offenses

>>150735050
nope lol

>>150734976
Yeah panic report me like you always do, you’re cornered and toast you stupid faggot. You won’t post timestamped hand on keyboard because you are the OP and conveniently neither of you would be able to post a different hand from the other. I’m actually surprised, being as retarded as you are, that you managed to see this coming and outright ducked and reported me instead while waiting for my posts to be banned. I got what I needed though, it was a lose-lose for you.
Spend the rest of the thread trying to argue with me about literally anything else like you are now, report me some more. Maybe even post your hand finally while OP unfortunately never does, that would be a neat trick to belatedly occur to you. The fact that I requested it at the beginning of the thread and “both” of you preferred to duck me for 30 minutes speaks for itself. It was a simple request of a guy who likes to post pics of his dog, his video games and even his cigarettes, and you just couldn’t do it! Never your timestamped hand!! I knew before I asked. Obliterated bitch

You are an ugly, literally retarded NEET goblin whose entire life is flag hopping on /nfl/ to cry about the Chiefs. I not only BTFO you every time I encounter you online, I’m also happily not retarded, not ugly, and I’d kick your faggot ass irl too. See you around

>>150735058
*shovel faced jap bastard qb

>>150735039
His throws outside the numbers are pretty good. His throws inside the numbers are shit

Why is Daniels such a screen pass babby?

>>150735074
#stopasianhate

>>150735013
When there is zero coverage? Pretty much all can, because the receiver can slow their stride to get under the ball

PACKGODS
MAIN CHARACTER

>>150735078
I love Jameis so fucking much, bros.

>>150735066
>Packers scored about their average PPG vs the Eagles and Vikings last year except the playoff game
Against the Vikings both times they had a TD in garbage time lmao. Vikings got a multi score lead both games and just drained the clock away, and thats when they had no interior pass rush to speak of either.
The Brazil game for the Eagles was fugazi, both fanbases acknowledge it was a slip and slide on that turf creating an environment not reflective of normal defensive performance

Is Brady good at broadcasting now?

>>150735082
>reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! OU was wayyyyyysis to not start him!!!!

>>150735078
he has screen merchant deebo now so that number is only going to go up

>>150735095
No because he hasn't found a way to cheat yet

Who wins on Sunday?

>>150735095
No.

>>150735095
he was good before so yes

>>150735061
One player had over 1 sack a game last year. Wtf are you talking about

>>150735044
Only if you're a psychopath leftoid

>>150735102
my reffies

>>150735102
iggles

>>150735102
Ah hears Patty haz da flu n shieeeet

J-Jordan Love isn't elite b-because... he just isn't, okay?!?

>>150735056
post one open receiver he didn't see or throw he missed. One.

>>150735102
Us because we get to laugh at whoever loses. Personally I want the Chiefs to go 0-2 but seeing eagles fans get humbled would be funny as well.

Brady was on Cowherd today and said "shit" like 5 times

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cckegD2VlQw&ab_channel=TheHerdwithColinCowherd

>>150735117
A Utah State qb will never be an elite NFL qb. Pedigree never lies.

I really liked Josh Conerly during draft season. It sucks that he had to get drafted by the Commanders, they're going to ruin him. He needed more time, especially if they want him to switch sides.

>>150735123
Those glasses ain't it Tom

Kangsisters shaking in their boots!

>>150735123
hes clearly trying to get fired.

>>150735099
>

>>150735126
Are you a fucking retard?

>>150735112
Fight back those tears, snowflake

>>150735123
why is he dressed like a 50 year old lesbian?

>>150735094
Not an argument. They put up nearly 30 points against those teams. You'd have an argument for "they solved their offense" if they had held them under 20.
Also what kind of armchair coaching is "just generate pressure and stop the run". Fucking duh, that works against 100% of NFL teams. The trick is accomplishing that

>>150735102
Niggles

love being a pretty good QB really upsets people lol

>>150735102
Eagles mid diff
But never count out Mahomes

>>150735117
He's not elite because he regularly throws into double coverage, has tons of accuracy issues, his throwing mechanics and footwork are still awful and look like a college player's in his 6th nfl season, and he's one of the QBs most affected by pressure in the league, regularly making poor decisions that have lead to errant interceptions
He's also just not very good at anticipatory throws or virtually any throws to his 3rd / 4th read after turning his body too much. With basically any other play caller except Reid, KOC, Ben Johnson, or Mcvay he'd probably be a backup by now.

>>150735143
>snowflake
but enough about you leftoids.

>>150735139
there was a reason he was traded
he looks back in screen merchant form the last 2 games

>>150735118
They did. Did you have an argument?

>>150735146
The real question is why is he wearing a sweater in summer?

>>150735152
AAAAGHGHGHGHGHGH FUCK YOU!
HE FUCKING SUCKS!!!!!
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>150735163
I wear sweaters all year long. And it's barely summer anymore. We're in cozy season.

>>150735163
Do you think multimillionaires care about their electric bill in the summer?

Jordan Love is the black Flacco

Is this going to be one of the best defenses of all time?

>Kiwi getting the guy banned instead of doing as he asked, because he got exposed
>Both his ghetto teams are 0-1
>Currently on an American flag coping and seething about Jordan Love
>Because he looks elite, and the Pack look like the best team in football

Buddy’s having a rough night

>>150735147
>Fucking duh, that works against 100% of NFL teams
Absolutely not. Some teams are elite at the short game and demand respect, especially on screens. The Packers were not one of those teams last year, and it looks like they're still struggling with screens for the most part, even with the step up Kraft has taken as a catcher.

Jordan Love is quite literally the 4th best QB in the NFC North. He's just in the best situation.

Kangsisters really taking this hard huh

>they think I am an Australian
kek. this funnier than the whole: you're a broncos fan, no wait, you're a raiders fan, no wait you're a buccs fan, no wait, you're a lions fan saga.

>>150735190
>Love looks elite
As a packer fan: he looks mid. He can't hit passes over the middle to save his life. Just bracket the perimeter and he'd be a bottom half qb

How do you throw deep on this Packers defense?

>>150735210
I don’t even care and he totally exposed you, pretty pathetic to run to the jannies

Go Packies

What did they put in Von Miller for like 2 plays? Just retire dude

>run to the jannies
you know all about that one, muttlover...

>>150735214
You don't

If thats true, how do you explain THIS?

>>150735204
Wat

>stop saying mean things about the blacks I watch on my parent's living room TV!!!
kwapackturd

>>150735204
I would take manlove over gayleb any day

I adjusted my outlook and Jayden Daniels when I found out he's 1/4 Japanese. I now think he'll be great for a long time.

>>150735159
You're the one crying that everyone is being too mean and disrespectful about the loser that got wrekt lel when did rightoids become so reddit?

>>150735204
dude caleb and jj were throwing to god damned casper out there, overthrows are one thing but these guys were throwing it to fucking nobody sometimes

>>150735235
What?

>>150735236
ah, you'd rather see your team's QB throw a game-losing interception rather than blow it in the 3rd quarter. A fan of thrillers, I see.

>>150735243
Based weeb

>>150735160
Just don't count on him showing up when it matters

>>150735054
there wasnt any garbage time in this game retard, did you even watch?

>>150735243
Probably should have watched the game tonight

>>150735204
No, he might be the best. It's down to him and Jared Goff and that's fucking grim for the division. They're both way overrated. Both in the range of the 12th-16th best QBs in the league but many think they're top 10.

>>150735214
>traded away Kenny Clark
A competent team would just run down their throat

>>150735252
>What?
1993.

>>150735261
He's got that Japanese work ethic, he'll improve.

>292 yards
>2 TDs/0 INTs
B-but he's not eliiiiiite!

>>150735246
>yeah, but duuuuuuuuuude
kwapackturd

>>150735268
Wooden is elite

>>150735270
What's this 1993 meme? I saw it posted in another thread, also without any context that made sense.

>>150735243
Him having a Japanese flag on his helmet is so funny. His great grandmother was Japanese, he's like 5% Japanese. He's just a weeb.

>can't even break 300 in roger goydell's NuFL for QB stats
>b-b-b-b--bbut he's elite!
kwapackturd

>>150735264
Love is objectively top ten and has been carrying a sub-par offense to the playoffs every season he’s started. Goof has always been a retarded bus rider who was traded for a reason, I said all preseason that now that Ben Johnson is gone both Goof and Campbell would be exposed, and you see how far along they are to proving me wrong so far.

Goff is a notch above Matt Cassel tier, Love is fringe elite.

>>150735291
Oops forgot my flag :)

>>150735204
>He's just in the best situation
Do you actually believe this

>>150735287
The Buffalo Bills were raped in the sweltering summer of 93

>>150735268
How? They just stuff the run. You know Kenny Clark isn't the only DT in the league right?

>>150735288
>his great grandmother was Japanese
lmao. I guess that makes me Italian bada bing.

Is Zach Ertz a Hall of Famer?

both cuebees looked like shit tonight and my texies, well, maybe they wouldn’t exactly bootyblast, but they would put up a decent fight against both these shit teams

>>150735328
no, see, he didn't throw for under 300 yards and two touchdowns tonight, so he isn't elite enough.

>>150735329
Texans suck

>>150735303
Who is in a better situation than Love?

>>150735329
Whoa I just remembered the Texans exist. Did you even play week 1? What happened?

OH MY MICAH

>Ekeler tore his achilles
F

You officially can’t make fun of 0-1 teams since the Chiefs and Ravens also went 0-1.

Sorry. Try again next season.

>>150735346
Lameme, Squirts, Padford

>>150735353
career ender. f

>>150735353
how many achilles tears did he have by the age of 29*?

>>150735346
JJ. That Vikings offense is legitimately stacked. Packers offense is halfway decent, Lions offense is broken and the Bears offense is trash.

>>150735346
No, I think the burden of proof for that ridiculous statement is on you

>>150735353
yeah career over

>>150735346
Lions have great receivers and a top 3 running back, Vikings have Justin Jefferson. stop playing dumb.

>b-burden of prooofs n sheeeeeit!
>on 4chins
kek

>>150735347
Looked like shit, felt like shit luckily the afcs is a joke but colts honestly looked better

>>150735356
Try and stop me bitch

>>150735356
Except both the Chiefs and Ravens games were ASTERISK games
There’s no asterisk to something like the Lions asswhooping

>>150735384
Any place where you're expecting to have vaguely serious discussions must still follow logic

>>150735412
>Any place where you're expecting to have vaguely serious discussions must still follow logic
Again...
>on 4chins

Packers beat two playoff teams in a 5 day span. Pretty impressive.

>>150735423
>two playoff teams
>*from last year
kwapackturd

>>150735423
They might not be playoff teams this season.

>>150735423
Not according to this general, or at the very least a vocal nfcn group.

>muh asterisk
pathetic.jpg

>>150735432
The kiwi is a samefag Detoilet and you’ll notice his flag has been off (he’s still very much here(

This might actually be the worst general in this shit-shack.
Wait, nevermind /mlb/ still exists.

>>150735436
agreed, queefs fan are pathetic.

>>150735353
Oh God the Commies' wheels are gonna fall off, aren't they? They don't look nearly as good as last year, this will be a bad year for them.

>>150735423
I don't rate them. Simple as

Broncos defense going to destroy all hope for the Clots being any good

>>150735436
Chiefs had neither starting receiver and it was a week 1 divisional game in Brazil, textbook asterisk game.

Ravens looked like the better team all game and lost by 1 point after scoring 40 themselves. Asterisk game.

>>150735384
It's not even as serious as >>150735412, I'm just not going to waste my time with your bait if you're not even going to try to lay out an argument.
You're not convincing anyone you actually believe what you're saying.

>>150735441
answer is always mlb

Across his 37 NFL starts, Jordan Love has only once won a game where he was 9 points or more behind at some point in the 2nd half, against the atrocious 2023 carr saints.
He has lost 2 of the reverse of such games. Against elite QBs like
>Desmond Ridder
>Brock Purdy
Jordan Love has a record of 4 wins to 16 losses when he is trailing by 1 or more point at any time in the 4th quarter.
He does not have a single clutch gene in his body.

>doubling down
Doubly pathetic

>>150735423
too bad they would get shitter shattered by my raiders

I haven't laughed at a Barry McCockiner tweet in years.

>yeah, but muhhh arguments!
kek, xhe thinks anyone takes anything away from these threads

>>150735486
That’s not doubling down, that’s laying out the logic thay you can do nothing but cry about with tossed off snark. Your concession is accepted

>>150735478
>has only once won a game
Out of how many opportunities?

Do you guys actually like anything?

>>150735478
>Jordan Love has a record of 4 wins to 16 losses when he is trailing by 1 or more point at any time in the 4th quarter.

HOW CAN HE SLAP??!?!?

>>150735498
3 non-sunday contests

>>150735494
Stop trying to act above a general that is literally your entire life. Flag on by the way

>>150735500
I can only speak for myself. But no.

If Love is playing this well without all the weapons... How well is he going to play during Toyotathon.......

>concession accepted
The last bastion of the loser that knows he's not convincing anyone, not even himself

>>150735500
I like the Ravens/Wions/Broncos/Bucs/Dolphins broship very much :)

>>150735432
Told you! >>150735440

>>150735508
Ok, sweetie. You mind broken muttlover faggot.

>>150735522 no u

>schizo still accusing everyone of being me

keklmao

>>150735522
I’m not the Chiefs fan that you got banned, not everyone hops IPs to post here
You’re such a loser

>>150735533
>only queefs fans are muttlovers
kwapackturd

>>150735346
bo nix

>>150735522
Im in your walls now. You will never be rid of me.

>>150735498
The fact that he choked twice as many times on a team where his only wins come from holding a sizeable lead says a lot.
When Love faces a team about as good as his, and certainly any better, he almost always loses.
That's by definition a game manager / system QB, a guy who fits a system but never rises above it. Guys like Purdy, Jimmy G, Derek Carr, Ryan Tannehill etc.

I am actually everyone in this thread. Yes, even you.

>>150735492
No shit he sold out to the ad goblins
Being irreverent as a schtick doesn't really work when you have a boss mandating you to not be TOO irreverent

>im in your walls
>can't stop replying anytime I post about jordyn
kek

THANK YOU JERRY

>>150735537
Oh ok, who were you referring to here? >>150734974

>>150735423
I don't think lions losing their playcaller and redskins not really doing anything in the draft helped them, they traded their RB that was actually good and they resigned a WR that isn't really a true WR1. I think both teams have an ego but hey Packers you guys got Reed who just broke his collarbone so we'll see how you do going forward. interesting games coming up for packers: week 4 dallas, week 6 bengals, week 8 steelers, week 10 eagles, week 15 broncos, week 17 ravens

>>150735461
>Chiefs had neither starting receiver
Who cares ? They don't have a WR1, just a bunch of WR2s and 3s. The starters are marginally better than their backups, there's basically no drop-off.
>it was a week 1 divisional game
Are you serious? I didn't realize the NFL season was actually 17 weeks long and week "1" was actually part of the preseason.
>in Brazil
Oh boohoo. Their opponents had to fly to Brazil to.

Parsons going to win DPOY who else is can beat him?

Guys I think I might be the kiwi.
Wat do?

>>150735566
Any of the other great defensive players in the league?

>>150735551
you will never be able to escape us gang stalkers. just give us what we want.

>>150735547
I wasn't arguing you, you don't need to make such a knee-jerk reply. I actually wanted to know how many chances he had to do so.

>>150735573
Don't ever reply to me again faggot

All these >(You)s.
Football is BACK!

My Ravens are winning it all this year

>>150735568
You have to get New Zealand newspapers shipped to you and keep yourself apprised of all the important things going on here (nothing apart from people seething at food prices)

Nuke the NFC North. They are the cockiest faggots in the entire league, even when they all got raped in the playoffs just last year.

>>150735563
Who is the Kiwi’s main team again?

>>150735566
>best defensive player in the league
>just a 3rd-and-long pass rush specialist
You have to pick one.

Guys, you're all just arguing in circles. Let's get to the real topic. What are your expectations for the Nintendo direct tomorrow?

>>150735581
Oops

>>150735594
Ravens I think

>>150735597
Xenoblade 4, some port, a new IP

>>150735461
>b-b-but they looked like the better team the whole game until the end when they lost
This is my favorite cope. Delicious.

The Pack aren't even the last superbowl champs... How is every poster afraid of them?

>>150735597
Hades 2 release. Better fucking be anyway

>>150735605
That’s right! Now, in response to someone saying the Chiefs and Ravens games were asterisk games, which was the only team Not the Kiwi took issue with?
>>150735436
>>150735445
>>150735506
>>150735563

He’s such a retard dude

>>150735613
>>150735605
>>150735596
>>150735576
>>150735561
>>150735549
>>150735551
Look at all of these posters who are the same people because my schizo brain told me so
kwapackturd

THANK YOU JERRY THANK YOU JERRY

Thank you Kay

>>150735580
Ah I understand your question. There have been 8 games in his career where Love has been behind by 2 or more scores at some point in the 2nd half, he has lost 7 such games.

Oh he's completely mindbroken kek

>>150735597
New Mario, New Smash Bros, new star fox, new F-Zero....

Van Ness looks fucking ELITE and that Nixon kid.... Didn't all the posters say Packer don't have a secondary......

>white uniforms in the middle of summer
I don't get it

Anyone who has been here more than 5 minutes knows The Kiwi is a Ravensfag

>>150735616
Two of these posts are mine but so is >>150735612

>>150735597
Whatever it is I'm sure it won't be F-Zero. Hahaha. Haha... Goddammit man

>black qb throws like a retard
>ZOMG MUHHH SECONDARY!

>>150735627
Hell yeah, you should probably find a new cope though
>>150734974
>>150735522

>>150735645
Yeah retard I noticed you tossed up a criticism of the Ravens after I already made my point lmao, hilarious you actually try to shoehorn this in

Is Tucker Kraft the best TE in the league?

>>150735625
Her head game must be ABSURD

>>150735634
parsons tells him he can be the next Julius Peppers
3rd year jump looking great so far

>>150735657
No I posted that before I noticed your schizopost.

>>150735657
>>150735647
>>150735646
>>150735661
>>150735659
>>150735623
>>150735605
>>150735589
>>150735587
all me, btw

>>150735659
he is very very good
definitely belongs in the top tier

>>150735666
Unfortunately it came after and all we have is your word on that, but you’re a pathological liar faggot

I find it a little funny that this schizo thinks I'm the kiwi, because I hate the kiwi and antagonize him all the time.

>>150735623
>>150735561 im this fucking post why are you signaling me out I think your schizo frequency is a bit off. maybe tune it in better man pretty sure its my only post in this gay thread

>>150735661
BJs are overrated. There, I said it.

>>150735670
that's what folks said about that one faggot the raiders had

>>150735675
I'd have to care what mutts think for you to antagonize me. You clearly don't know the meaning of the word which shows a clear lack of education (very common in mutts) but keep believing that lil bro :)

Oh fug this anon is having a tripfag-tier meltdown

>>150735681
Gayest shit I've ever read

It’s funny this guy is trying to make the idea of him being a samefag seem ridiculous with sweaty “jokes” like this >>150735667
when all he had to do was post a timestamped hand and he ran to the jannies instead

>>150735675
You keep trying to make it one “schizo”, it’s not. You’re just genuinely bad at this and most people notice

I just got a warning myself btw, so you’re back to running to the jannies again

>>150735692
Nah, more likely you're the gay one. I'd take pussy over a bj almost every time.

>>150735696
>I'm not gay guys I swear I totally like pussy promise ;)
Uh huh

taped.

>>150735605
>>150735643
His actual team is the Lions, he’s an insane foreigner who has affinities for multiple teams though, including the Ravens and Broncos
His main interest in the sport is the fact that he’s insane, and has an insane person’s random obsession with seething at the Chiefs. Secondary to that, he’s a Lions fan and hates the Packers, so he also “mutt”posts about Jordan Love and spams webms about him as well.

>>150735707
definitely that and not a 21 year old trying to block micah parsons

>>150735715
>>150735713

>>150735692
Anal and blowjobs are both achievable with men. Guess it all depends on how much hair you prefer.

>>150735722
Men won't give you the satisfaction of FINALLY making a bitch shut up with your penis
That's power right there

it's up!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgZWeK7WdrQ

Ohhhhh so this is the source of all the “Flag on” posting. You guys are responding to that to posts you think are the Kiwi with an American flag

I’ve been so confused lol

>>150735707
Taped gaped and raped

Im crawling underneath your car anon. If you hurry you might catch me ;)

>>150735758
*backs over you on my way to work in the morning*
nothing personal.

>>150735752
Yes exactly. He has two obsessions, the Chiefs and the Packers, and likes to shit on them under cover of an American flag, since otherwise 3/4 the posts about them in a thread would be from New Zealand and everyone would mock him for being obsessed. He tries to seem like part of a crowd rather than the whole crowd. So when you see a post that’s obviously the kiwi and he’s writing paragraphs about “Packers will miss the playoffs!! Jordan Manlove is a bust!” and he thinks he’s pulling a fast one by switching his VPN to America, we just say “flag on retard” and move on. Usually he’s immediately on the scene with his Kiwi flag back on, because he’s here 24/7, to be like “H-he thinks you’re me haha! Schizo!” At that point one should say, “Thank you” because his flag is back on, as instructed.

>>150735766
ooooh so close anon! you just missed me. Funny how your water is tasting different tonight isnt it? I wonder why

It's over.
the Packers and Vikings rule the NFC North again
the Lions can at best hope for wild cards
our window is closed
Gibbs fumbled it away in San Francisco
no Owl for Detroit ever

>>150735740
Not a bad point actually. The boys usually got some good ideas.

>>150735771
You clearly don't know the kiwi well he's a massive attention whore he wouldn't bother hiding he wants you to know it's him

So we all agree it was a government job right. But why?

Im on your roof drilling anon.

>>150735791
maybe the government of israel

>>150735791
>I know it was a kiwi on that roof.... I just can't prove it

Dont you hear me knocking? Let me in anon.

>>150735774
i shit in my own water supply every day. you have nothing on me.

The Packers posting is getting a bit too much, somebody needs to restart the Greey Gay posting to counterbalance it.

The Packers posting is getting a bit too much, somebody needs to restart the Green Gay posting to counterbalance it.

>>150735895
I saw that

The kiwi is the GOAT of this genny

Are there so many Packers posters because they have so many fans, or because Packers fans have nothing else to do?

That kiwi guy is alright

Everyone I don't like is a Packers fan.

>>150735939
Yes

Raiders fan here, can we have Jacobs back please? And Nixon

I became a Packers fan because I was an annoying child growing up in Chicago. Now that I think it was a decision rooted in cringe, I have a melancholic relationship with the Packers and Bears.

LLLLLLWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLWLLLLLLWLLLLLLLLLLWLWLLLLLLLLions

>>150735885
one paints his nails and cries in his mommy's arms

>brady on cowherd shitting all over quarterblacks for not being ''mentally developed'' and dumbing down the game

can this man get any more based?

2 season ending injuries happened and you're all laughing

>>150736019
It's not based. It's just "back in my day" stuff that will get more pathetic when he's still doing the same shtick a decade from now.

my packies :)

>Caleb isn't the guy and the team is moving to the suburbs
Why do things never get better?

>fagtards think they have an owl-relevant team
kek

Packers v Commanders was battle of the sovlless crests ngl

Sophomore slump (bitch)

Packers? Who's packing? What are they packing?

>>150736090
>fudge

>>150736033
No he's completely right, the only quarterbacks right now who have the mental stuff the oldheads did are Herbert and Burrow.

If I was the Bears owner I'd move the team right across the border and keep them on the lake

>>150736108
don't forget bo nix

>>150736119
What goes on in Whiting?

Bills and ravens are the only good teams in the league

>>150736154
Chiefs sisters ain't finna like this one cuhh

>>150736154
the entire AFC is currently on fraud watch

>>150736154
They both don't have a defense

>>150736189
the last two prime time games were NFC fraudslop.

>>150736215
Packers are good, rest of NFCN might be shit, division won 0 playoffs games last year. AFC has more great QBs than good teams.

Commanders dont look good

>>150736365
coaching was poor, the roster is way too fucking old, JD's looking like he'll hit a sophomore slump. josh harris/10

>>150736365
they looked a heck of a lot better than the lions did

>>150736365
Eagles should seize a division lead early regardless. I just hope Adoree Jackson doesn't bail out Reddit City.

>>150736476
This feels like the perfect
>Dallas somehow wins 12 games and the East only to get blown out in the wildcard by another 7 seed

Packers player had a broken collarbone? Damn

>>150736558
Which one and how?

>>150736514
idk we might look back on week 1 as the cowboys superbowl and the eagles first preseason game.

>>150734788 (OP)
it was the FLU

>>150736573
https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1966355320520819128?s=46&t=jfmee1S2KIOHrnjvKe6AaQ

>>150736609
Ah fuck. Have you lads ever broken a bone?
>arm
>hand
Fucking hate broken bones

dem boyz

>>150736618
broke my fifth metacarpal by punching the bed frame after getting furious when I lost a Clash Royale match

My biggest KWAB moment

>>150736642
Kek broke my hand when I punched the wall after my roommate punched my balls lmao. MY biggest KWAB moment

>>150736618
Tip of an elbow in school playing footy, didn't hurt until next day, and wrist falling from a bike , that started to hurt after an hour when I came back home. I'd rate them 3/10 and 5/10 on pain scale with 10/10 being ear canal infection which is the most painful thing

>>150735129
>>150735146
While those glasses ain't it he has a shitty webcam that makes it seem worse than it is.

ITS OVER

>>150737123
I dont think thats real

what went wrong?

>>150736844
How did you get that ear infection? Please dont say headphones usage

>>150735152
Just wait until after the bye week when MLF has gotten all the kinks out of the offense. Imagine the seething.

>>150737273
I was a dumb kid on school trip and kept my head outside train window, like a dog would, turns out wind rushing into your ear is bad for you.

>>150737264
holding out over training camp ( if he did that) usually means the guy comes back and plays like shit

packers

The Packers will and should win the division this year. After burning two firsts for Parsons anything else is a failure. But I hope my Vikings sneak a some wins and end up as the wildcard just to let them know that the future is ours.

>>150737264
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

>>150737264
>what went wrong?
It's genuinely just TNF. The Packers were getting great pressure with 4 rushers which meant they had 7 men in coverage all the time. That kinda stuff requires everyone to be 100% locked in, and nobody ever is with TNF. Even Love was overshooting passes he 100% makes if he has enough rest.

packers are a first round exit

KANGZ

>>150737264
this guy is massively overrated. would be surprised if he finishes the season with over 600 yards and 3 touchdowns

Tucker Kraft

Sure has been fun being a Packers fan lately.

god i hate jerry's dumb fucking ass so much. if my lions lose the division to green gay, i'm blaming the cowgirls

Why did everyone stop talking about adot

>>150736143
Niggers ironically

>>150738183
He played like 12 snaps. Are they going to keep using him only on 3rd and long?

my steelies :)

>>150738293
I still talk about it.

>>150737123
I don't get why people have been making these fake statements, the dude was already fucking rich.

>>150738371
Anon its bots. 90% of posts online are botposts. Its literally code snippets some Russian cobbled together after falling for a "data entry" job-listing by the russian government. Inconveniencing the civilized peoples of the west has been Russias primary interest for around 500 years now. They quite literally cant stop. Whenever you see a post online that seems fake and gay, its probably done by a Russian.

>>150738465
Yeah, you're probably right. I know they have dedicated troll farms.

Penix and JJ are the best QBs of the 2024 class, and will be the best QBs in the conference by year's end. Extremely underrated SNF game that'll be looked back on far more fondly than the lack of excitement for it now would suggest

>>150738472
They do and most of the times the posts dont even have to make sense. Its just randomly grasping your interest. They want to completely disconnect you from reality because if nobody knows whats true there is no cohesion. The Russian himself is a cool and chill dude but the Russian machine turns him into a cog in some weird eternal grinder of absurd nothingness. Thats why theyre all depressed.

>>150738505
JJ isn't good

>>150738505
When JJ faces the Packers pass rush, he WILL wither.

>>150738527
>has the clutch gene
>has the best debut of the entire class despite 3 quarters of poor play from the entire vikings offense
>is playing perfectly in rhythm the first game into his career
Go watch the 22. He doesn't even look bad in the first 3 quarters
>>150738545
He's got one of the best olines in the nfl (probably the best with darrisaw back), he's excellent under pressure, and he has excellent pocket precense.
Micah might get a sack but it won't shake him even slightly

Vikings fan that retarded step child

>>150738564
Jordan Love is 0-3 against the Vikings when they aren't starting their QB4

>>150738505
They're both ass, dog.

>>150738559
JJ had the best starting debut of anyone QB of rhe last 10 years actually if you include the final game of the 2017 Chiefs as Mahomes debut.

>>150738586
JJ will be by far the best QB in his division by week 7

>>150738559
>1 game sample size

if i do 50 situps from 12:00 midnight to 12:01 does not mean i'm going to 71,950 situps the rest of the day

it's a packers world and you're just living in it

>>150738607
>1 game sample size
Yes, we have one game to judge and we learned a lot about his mental traits in that game
QBs tend to not be ready for their first game, and things tend to snowball out of their control. That didn't happen with JJ, and he took control of the game instead

>>150738622
Packies are unironically looking legit. Daniels was pressured on 46% of his drop backs.

>>150738622
I deserve to be on the bandwagon cuz ive been sucking jordan loves cock since last season

>>150738622
their defense looked good. looking at their schedule, i don't see them losing a game until november

F R I S K Y

pathetic

>>150738749
Thats a vikings fan larping

>>150738672
>i don't see them losing a game until november
There will be at least 1 meme loss in that time. That's just how football goes

>>150738737
Fuck yeah.

>>150738737
loogit dat bird

cant believe the delusional commie fans actually thought jayden daniels was immune to the sophomore slump

>>150738818
>thought
Cute past tense, unfortunately, I still think. Packers just have an amazing pass rush and the team needs time to find it's footing. Daniels was fine

>Bears
Great rebuild. Whether it’s going to be with Caleb or without, the offense is stacked, the defense is good, the coach is the most sought-after coaching prospect of the past ~10 years.
>Blackhawks
Great rebuild. Franchise player? Check. Three potential additional franchise prospects? Frondell, Levshunov, Rinzel. Check. Star prospects? Check.
>Bulls
Crypto rebuild whilst trying to tell the fanbase we’re playoff-bound. Set up great, financially, for the future and have a core of prospects whose potentials are greater than the sum of the Lavine and Derozan-led team.
>Cubs
Great rebuild. Set up to win now and win in the future.
YFW Chicago, the Catholic holy city that has produced a pope, goes on a Boston-esque championship run in the late 20s and into the 30s? YFW the city is going to be P.E.A.K. C.O.M.F.Y. in the coming years?

>Daniels was fine
oh no no no

Jared goff said it takes 4 weeks for the offense to start rolling

>>150738622
Easy schedule and early exit. The Parsons trade will not be Reggie White 2.0 and Love is not Favre. I wonder how happy Packers fans will be next year with over 100 million in cap eaten up by two players, no first round picks for two drafts, and a first place schedule. The Parsons trade was one of desperation. Let’s see how it turns out in the long run.

>lions and commanders
>easy schedule

>>150738838
>I wonder how happy Packers fans will be next year with over 100 million in cap eaten up by two players
probably pretty good since that's not even close to the truth

schedule this bussy

>>150738737
these guys hang out in my yard

>>150738853
>55 + 47
>T-THAT'S NOT EVEN CLOSE TO THE TRUTH YOU GUISE

>>150738875
Jordan Love and Micah Parsons have a combined cap hit of $55.4M in 2026.

>>150738838
Time to take your meds Jerry

>>150738829
I've been following NFL since 2014 and da burrs have bean offseason champs every year.

Packers can look elite all season and Love will still throw the ugliest game losing interception you’ve ever seen in the offs. Definition of a fraudulent team.

Ekeler tore his achilles and Commies exposed as frauds. The stars are aligning for Dem Boyz to make a playoff run this year. The only question is: who can stop them?

>2023 Playoffs WildCard L vs Packers
>2022 Playoffs Divisonal L @ 49ers
>2021 Playoffs WildCard L vs 49ers
>2018 Playoffs Divisonal L @ Rams
>2016 Playoffs Divisonal L vs Packers
>2014 Playoffs Divisonal L @ Packers
>2009 Playoffs Divisonal L @ Vikings
>2007 Playoffs Divisonal L vs Giants
>2006 Playoffs WildCard L @ Seahawks
>2003 Playoffs WildCard L @ Panthers
>1999 Playoffs WildCard L @ Vikings
>1998 Playoffs WildCard L vs Cardinals
>1996 Playoffs Divisonal L @ Panthers

>>150738946
The only person who can stop the Cowboys currently quarterbacks them.

>>150738505
Penix is weak willed as evidenced by him being visibly upset with fans calling him Penis

>>150738946
>Ekeler tore his achilles
You hate to see it, but at least Bill can finally get starts. It's a huge shame this is what it had to come to, though

based prankster

>>150738838
>I wonder how happy Packers fans will be next year with over 100 million in cap eaten up by two players
That doesn't happen until 2028. Parsons isn't even top 3 in cap hit next year, that's Love/Rashan Gary/Elgton Jenkins, and those three combined aren't 100M.

>>150738992
This is what happens when you relax around them.

>>150735500
My Bills :)

>>150738940
Love pretty much only has to be as good as he was last night or last week, the team is well balanced. If the Packers resort to throwing every down its fucked, but that won't happen often this year

>>150735500
I get pissed off easily and often come here to take out my anger on the people ITT by insulting their teams

>>150739013
im considering going to the smashing pumpkins concert in abu dhabi this october

are they any good live?

>>150735500
the kansas city chiefs and the soft touch of a woman

>>150738084
Smallest girl in minnesota

>>150734808
He made maybe one good throw yesterday

>Niners getting injured
>Packers looking elite
>new Fire Emblem looks terrible
what a shit week it has been

>>150739019
No idea, they're pretty old now. Go watch a recent live concert on YT. But you should go anyway, don't all you Gulf Staters have more money than you know what to do with?

>>150738940
This. Jordan love is very obviously not a sb winning qb

>>150738887
I love when people who know nothing about how the cap works take the average pay per year that the media feeds them and then do addition to say that’s the cap hit. It’s the same people that piss and shit themselves about Howie saying that what he does should be illegal when they don’t even understand the mechanisms for how contracts work.

>>150734808
well yeah, literally #10. Maybe 11.

>>150738940
You’re praying this is their downfall, because you’re running out of other options. Still, it’s telling how far the goalposts have moved in 2 short weeks compared to how the majority of this general was talking about the Packers in the offseason. If someone’s take was that the Packers would be even a wildcard playoff team the response was some form of
>Packturds good? Lol lmao even
Now you’re talking about them having a good record as an inevitability.

Rodgers and his Stud

>>150734814
Hey isnt JJ awful?
I didnt watch the whole game, but what I saw was terrible.
Theres this repeated pattern of terrible QB's getting hyped up & then gaslighting everyone.

>>150739186
I don't believe it. I can't buy into Rodgers being into big burly men and I DEFINITELY can't see him being a bottom. I believe Erin is fucking cute barely legal boys in South America, but not 40 year old hairy men in the USA
Then again, I can't imagine anyone being into manly men, so maybe I'm just not gay enough

>>150739212
he beat the burrs so hes the second coming of jesus

>>150739212
He put together a good 4th quarter performance, but I'm reserving my judgement until I see another game. I don't trust how any QB looks against a 4th quarter defense. If JJ picks up where he left off, I'll believe the hype

>>150739212
The Bears did a lot to him defensively and he had a huge 4th quarter showing. Could definitely be a fluke, or it could have legs. You can't really say until halfway through next year.

>>150739186
this doesn't mean anything i take strolls with my male friends on the beach all the time even give them blowjobs under the boardwalk but i'm not gay go burrs

>>150739212
Despite the memes the Bears have a competent defense and they are a rough team to make your debut against. JJ pulling out the win probably isn't a fluke, but we still don't know how good he is.

>>150738973
He’s justifiably upset with being called Penis. What asshole father names his son “Michael Penix Junior”? Dude’s junior high must’ve been tough.

>>150738887
sure they do

Ball-heads know it’s going to be Steelers-Packers.
Rodgers either passes the torch to the next generation of Packers greats or rides into the sunset, solidifying his case of being the second greatest QB ever, behind Brady but on top of shithomes

>>150739310
Nobody deserves to have the last name "Penix Jr". That should be considered child abuse

>>150739310
Penix is kind of an autist, in college he would isolate himself and cover his face like a blinder different ways to concentrate, it would always look odd on the sideline.

>>150739294
>>150739275
>>150739246
>>150739231
makes sense.

Is Penix some kind of French bullshit that doesn’t translate properly into English and it’s actually pronounced “Pee Knee” or is it literally penis but with an x?

>>150735500
Making comments that trigger replies from the schizos that live in this thread is fun. That Vikes guy is too easy he's so mindbroken. Nice double dubs anon.

>>150739358
worse, it's cornish

>>150739358
No, it's a proper English name.

>>150739358
its pronounced pen-ecks

Micro Penis Jr

>>150739335
>in college he would isolate himself and cover his face
Wtf based, I love the Falcons now

>>150739418
He's part Ostrich I think

>>150739433
He’s demolishing a plate of nachos here and just didn’t want to have to share.

>>150739433
>Penix
>Daniels
>Hurts
Why are all the football autists black?

If Hurts, Penix, and Daniels are football autists, what does that make Kyler Murray? A football retard?

>>150739433
>hides in a box whenever he's nervous
Maybe the NFL beat that habit out of him. He always did that

Someone make a new thread

>>150739469
All are football autists, but Kyler is low functioning while the rest are high functioning. When Kyler's plan/schedule is interrupted, he breaks down

>>150739474
We could just ride this out until page 9

>>150739459
lamar as well, if you watched his college games you see the spergouts

>>150739478
Not a horrible idea

>>150739491
Desuwa I don't get why someone bakes at 500 exactly. These threads will still be up for hours

New thread

>>150739516
>>150739516

>>150739528
True

New thread

>>150739516
>>150739516
>>150739516