Thread 150736707

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Crom v Hok
tomoz
loins v sons

KEK 5AA ALREADY SCREAMING THEIR LUNGS OFF GET IN HERE

mpv https://afl-alive-hls-002-uptls.akamaized.net/livell/aflradio_3/chunklist.m3u8

HEAVE HO UNNA

>Laird into the middle already
Kek

>Minor premier out in straight sets
Would be the first time in 42 years

Told you WEEKS AGO that it would be a Collingwood vs Hawthorn GF.

Based hobbit
>>150736791

hopefully hawks wear themselves out in this game

Crows don't need to panic, right of screen is the scoring end.

How do the players have 4 shadows? How is that possible?

Hating BT is the most reddit NPC opinion of all time

Man adelaides forward 50 entries are terrible they were terrible in the last final as well

>worpol dislocated his finger
as long as he gets it fixed before he comes over next year

>>150736817
The whole game is AI

this is all gaynor's fault

>>150736802
Nah, it's the year of the SUN.

>>150736817
satanic black magic

>>150736817
Have a think about how many light sources are surrounding the stadium.

>>150736817
>He only has one shadow.

What are we drinking tonight /sp/?

>>150736826
no but steven mai

>>150736836
Super dry

hawks getting away with a lot of push in the backs and dropping the ball

>>150736817
Ghosts of their past. Cursed black magic.
Retribution for Rioli.

Why are Hawthorn called the pee and poos when Adelaide are the ones with pooey undies?

BILL THORP

adelaide blows

Its a guaranteed all Victorian grand final, absolutely based

>>150736796
God damn this is so much better than the TV.
Biased as fuck though kek.

>>150736852
You’re brainless

>>150736832
sick shit

Big Nintendo direct 11pm who’s tuning in

>>150736859
>thinking suns or lions will beat collingwood
LOL, LMAO

>>150736860
Hail, Satan!

>>150736864
shame it wasn't starting a few hours sooner
then the crows fans will have an excuse to stop watching at half time

Just saw a horrific unholy post not far above. Repent

>>150736817
playing in a stellar system with four stars

Wanganeen-Millera Riolo wababababamamanganoonga ooga booga mnga mnga dont sleep on da road

>>150736865
Easily. Collingwood have been cooked for the last 3 months.

>>150736888
Don't be a racist, dickhead.

>>150736707 (OP)
Let's go Crows!

WHO HOLDS THE KEYS

can't decide what would be more entertaining, cats raping adelaide or beating hawks in a close one

>kick it toward the boundary
>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHH from the home crowd for five minutes while no one even attempts to go for it
Sick of this "not going for the ball and playing for frees" shit

>>150736897
why not?

pay dissent you fucking cowards

>Sicily losing his head because someone dived
Kek. Fitting.

Was excited for this game beforehand but now that it’s started I’ve realised I don’t really care

sicily is so fucking pathetic lmao
>>150736917
same desu

Not watching "da footie". Got better things to do on a friday night.

>>150736916
It was good umpiring. Didn't pay the first one where he ducked, paid the second where he didn't.

>>150736907
wait until the last disposal oob rule comes in next year

>>150736796
How many RAA times can they throw in a Fleurieu Milk Company sponsor ship in this Cash Converters footy coverage brought to you by Hungry Jacks?

chips and nuggets in the oven

>>150736907
>Sick of this "not going for the ball and playing for frees" shit
what makes me seethe is when players THRUST their hands out 0.1 seconds after losing the ball and the umps usually pay those frees too
despicable

>>150736836
10 pack of hard rated, went to get another 4 pack before violating my gf

>>150736924
>Got better things to do on a friday night.
no you dont faggot, you probably live in alice springs like an abbo faggot

>>150736929
Listen to ABC for the footy calling, unmute 5AA when something dramatic happens.
ABC: mpv https://afl-alive-hls-002-uptls.akamaized.net/livell/aflradio_2/playlist.m3u8

>>150736935
irony is alice probably has one of the highest concentrations of burgers anywhere in australia because of pine gap, next would be darwin with the marines lol

>>150736932
Or even before they get the ball, in fact using the staging and flailing their arms around as a means of blocking the other player

Hawks have been absolutely dominated after the first 90 seconds.

>>150736924
Good on ya. Those dicks aren't gonna suck themselves.

>>150736932
When I played footy as a kid I dropped the ball the moment I got tackled and got done for holding the ball. I saw a player do exactly that the other week and they got a free awarded to them for holding the man. Just bullshit.

Reminder that RC predicted this.

>get back to level
>stop playing
Brilliant tactics

The Niggers are on Fire

imagine if watson played with holmes

>sicily having an all time chimpout at a duck as if his very own fucking team don't duck all the time (watson/ginni/moore/newcombe)
poothetic

>>150736960
It's a joke ay.

>>150736967
It's how Hawthorn beat GWS last week, same with Suns vs Freo.

You didn't predict shit, dickhead

wewlad

>opposition player shows off to the crowd like yeah i'm so cool
>absolute crickets from the home crowd
every time kek

>>150736924
He says as he posts in the niche afl forum

Phoar nice goal

5AA just called Chol athletic

Gerard Whately gives me that John Stossel weaseling away from getting slapped by that wrestler vibe. Do these people know how much they sound like weasally, snakey little shits?

WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD

Missus just moaned and ran to the toilet. Must have diarrhoea as well.

girlfriend just got up and left for the bathroom lads
bit weird cuz there's already a puddle where she sat

what a grand wizard goal

>>150736994
hot

>>150736994
>>150736997
You could say they rushed off too early

nice handball you n

>>150736987
Funny because that kick was far from athletic.
>the stutter
>no follow through
>kicked straight to where he ran

Professional btw.
I miss Dunstall tier forwards ay. Ones that actually knew what they were doing. They kick for goal like under 9s.

>>150737005
haha so true she might've just lost control of her bladder or something, only seems to happen when chol gets the ball

>>150736997
You watch the game with a gf and have /sp/ open?
Doubt.

>>150737011
Dunstall wouldn't make it in the afl.
>Height: 1.88m
>Doesn't chase
>No tank
He'd be vfl level at best.

I hope the good guys win.

>>150737015
He's very overrated now.

This is a queendom
Please respect her rule

>>150737027
So would Gary Ablett Jr.

>>150737037
I was listening to Queen's "Killer Queen" when I read this post. What do I win?

My brother doesn't watch footy but he kept mentioning how his gf knows all of the teams with black players

It was a bit awkward not gonna lie

fffffffffffffffppp *brrp*

>>150737037
Queen is dead.

>>150737042
Midfielders can be manlets. Key forwards/backs can't.

>>150737059
>Phil Matera
>Eddie Betts
>Mark Lecras

ill be at the gabba tommorow better hope i dont cross paths with any of you

>>150737045
Being a cuck must be genetic.

>>150737064
KEY forwards. Not pocket shitters.
Dunstall wasn't anywhere near agile enough to play as a small.

I was wondering what you guys think about the rule that allows you to use substances like oils on your hands and arms?

>>150737075
Lecras was a key forward for a long time.
So was Phil.

18 just got killed by a racism.

G'day lads.

Let's welcome me to the chat, a very sad Essendon supporter (least I've seen a premiership Sainters)

I also have no friends, and they have no finals wins and Sam Mitchell is a cheating dog and a fake Brownlow winner.

Taking a break from trying to destroy the system to watch the footy

Ball don't lie.

>>150737076
I call that my Sunday special wank.

Chol is not following through at all and is kicking exactly where he aims.

>>150737076
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLGj8vMaHB0

kirk's killer just got ID'd lads

>>150736836
You got a gronk girlffriend my boy

>>150737097
>Taking a break from trying to destroy the system to watch the footy
I've been doing fuck all because hay fever.
Playing silksong. Fucking hard.

>>150737101
>Ball goes exactly where he aims
Isn't that a good thing? Just means he needs to aim at the goals and he'll be the best forward in the comp.

>>150737113
Don't see any sign of this on /pol/

>>150737113
Nice, what is his CIA codename?

Tex needs a walker haha

>>150736707 (OP)
Can the Adelaide Crows fans please stop booing as I'm offended.

Sicily has mental kaboomed.

>>150737120
i know i was lying haha

Imagine living in South Australia & your family picks port instead of crows

sicily is such a hunchback whinging cucky fag

>>150736926
There's nothing to bitch about then. There's no interpretation in the rule it's either try and keep it in or it's a free kick.

>>150737131
After that fucking effort at that end with that pathetic chase.
Sicily is killing him too.

>>150737119
Not sure my friend, she is hot, but she ain't yours. Your hand is fat you are 100% dating a 150cm gooner

>>150737135
Haha you got me bro haha

>>150737137
lmao the crowpe starting already both your shit SA sides are irrelevant champ

>>150737137
People don't pick to follow Port. You're born into a family that supports Port. It's called history, not composite.

>>150737137
Living in WA and your family picking Dockers historically has been worse imo.

>>150737152
My family was Iggs, as was I, until that fateful 1999 bet with my neighbor over the Derby. I've been a Fred man ever since, it's been an experience lol

I really don't think there was a free there. Crows customers just screaming for everything.

Lewis is shit, no surprise he got dropped last week

>>150737137
Crisp me
That's because my family picked port about 70 years before crows existed

>>150737170
How old are you? 70?

I'm still a bit rattled by what happened yesterday. Sorry if I'm not myself.

>>150737178
There's a decent forward there imo. He's just missed so much footy due to injury. If he gets a full preseason next year I think he'll show a bit.

>>150737185
Based snake.

Adelaide are utter shit.

>>150737185
We’ve noticed la, here if you need anything

Hot Honey fried chicken is pretty damn gud.

>>150737191
Thanks mate.

why are all these finals games so low scoring

>>150737185
What happened mate?

>>150737187
He’s got no movement, he’s a lead up forward and that’s it. Once the ball hits the ground, he’s useless

>>150737195
Concentrate on the game mabior

>>150737203
It doesn't really matter. Just not feeling the best, you know...

>>150737195
It do be good.

>>150737215
Can't really relate desu.

>>150737170
36

>>150737205
He's half a dozen games back off an ACL reco.

i can't tell if worpel is good or shit

The Crows are losing.

>no minor premier has gone out in straight sets since 1983
>not even MY Fred
holy kek Adelel get your shit together

Ginni taken high

>>150737170
I was probably at that derby.
I don't remember it though. Too young.

hawks are so unlikable

>>150737230
Well don’t play him brah, it’s a do or die final brah

They went too fucking far this time. There will be retribution.

>>150737218
heh

nice throwing your head back ginni lmao pathetic

>>150737232
Hopefully good since >we are signing him for 5 years.

>>150737243
Fuck up cunt, lil Ginni would be your teams best player

>>150737239
If Dear hadn't strained his hamstring I don't think he'd be playing.

>>150736707 (OP)
AFL does relegation? The eagles genuinely needs to be disbanded. They are getting paid way to much for doing sweet fuck all past showing up to the field

I also havent been feeling that well.. not that anyone cares...

>>150737247
Based lad

>that dropped mark by Worrell
Jesus christ.

>>150737259
I care

imagine being an adult man and asking people to call you 'mitch'

Just got out of the hospital. Thanks to the real anons that sent a message.

>>150737272
more like bitch cringe

>>150737272
I’m called Mitch

>>150737259
Based most of the crows team this past week

>>150737253
They're the richest club in the land with the 2nd most members. They're not going anywhere which is why the AFL will probably give them some assistance to stop them being the bye for more than three years.

Hawks are just so likeable

i hate those mouthguards with a colour in the middle

Tex Walker doing his best to dodge Dangerfield.

Caw

>>150737280
NNNNOOOOTTTTTT!!!

Walker is playing shithouse.
Can't blame age on those shite kicks.

bad call
>>150737248
watch the replay mate he ducked you don't have to try defend it
>>150737253
true

Gifted on a platter.

good job walker
0.5 across two games

HA HA HA HA

>>150737300
Jamie Elliot would have kicked that easy just saying

>>150737278
Without the risk of getting relegated aren't the club and it's players have no incentive to actually perform though? That seems like a very dangerous thing and not good for the league

Are Adelaide the good guys?

>>150737302
Based actual Football Club with actual history

>>150737308
Shitting for goal has been ass everywhere.

Just jerked off to tranny porn again lads

>>150737315
No im sorry not this year.
Their whinging and moaning about being hard done by is very annoying.

>Rankine crying in the box
Kek. What a soft cock faggot.

holy shit that rankine clip is kino someone webm it

Is rankine crying?

>>150737226
meant for
>>150737180

>>150737237
based

>>150737323
Sydney isn't playing.

>>150737315
Both teams are the good guys. Only bad guys are Collingwood

keane is shit under pressure kek

why are umps refusing to pay 50s

>>150737312
Sadly I think aside from grifters like Tim Kelly who's happy to coast they're playing to the best of their ability. They simply don't have the cattle to compete currently. Just poor management and delaying a rebuild which resulted in their list becoming the mess it is.

i don't even know who's winnign the footy

Rankine is a faggot

>>150737333
The demo derby I remember vividly though. kek
THE derby.

>>150737315
Yes. They're basically the protagonists of AFL.

>>150737336
This is simply not true.

tex is beyond cooked

>>150737342
Put on your glasses so you can read the scoreboard.

>>150737340
Because pies aren’t playing

>>150737315
No but they're better guys than hawthorn

>>150737347
That's Collingwood, mate.
You KNOW this to be true.

fuck off with your gay gifs you big poofter

josh post some hot trannies mate

>>150737349
>Hitting the wall during finals
Time is a bitch.

>>150737345
very based, One Punch Dodd

>>150737349
He is tonight. Just distracted by Sicily. Typical Tex melty.
He's been solid all season though.

>>150737355
>Collingwood
>Protagonists
More like the antagonists.

Sarah?
Hiyaa!

TICK TOCK CROWCHES

>I'm a sucker for a sausage roll
Oh we know, Christian.

Fuck i hate crows and poort

tex spent the whole week wondering why his son loves nick daicos more than him

>>150737367
One punch?
Dude let em fly.

>>150737370
He should be out there kicking fags asses.

>>150737349
He was beyond cooked like 5 years ago then came good and kicked 80 goals.
He'll be getting uncooked during the break and dominate the second half.

sort of want the crows to make the granny just for the rankine seethe alone

THANKS SO MUCH, COLES!

>>150737370
get fucked homophobe LOL

>>150737382
I don't remember all the lore but there was someone who came in and threw one punch and an igg started seizing lmao

>>150737379
This but just crows

>>150737367
Hot take this freo guernsey looks like shit, current one is leagues better

>>150737388
Would be hilarious if they make it then he has 7 touches and no goals in a 10 goal drubbing.

>>150737367
I could belt each and every one of these retards.

the crows need a little bit of half time meth

>>150737370
My eyes are running too. Fucking hate spring, man.
Nose has been fucked all week.

>>150737370
>mfw I see a homosexual couple holding hands

>>150737403
mate you'd get bent over by tim ruffles don't lie

>>150737406
>It's Spring
Sounds retarded but that hadn't even dawned on me until reading that. Still feels like Winter.

why do australians think merrett is obliged to stay a shitty club forever

>Umpire calls a poster, Crows miss finals
>Next season: 15th

>Crows finish top, straight sets
Next season: ???

>>150737395
The lore is Waterhouse prophesying "blood will be spilled".
Spilled it was. heh

>>150737401
not a hot take at all, it was bad feng shui, too many elements making it look like shit and I have no evidence to back it up but I rekon that many colours made it harder for players to know who was who. You're right the current one is better, the purple and white retro anchor is decent though

>>150737411
in english please mate

>>150737401
Their all purple anchor one is the best. No idea why they didnt stick with it.

>>150737410
It is.

>>150737416
based Clive

>>150737411
Who said he's obligated to stay? He's free to explore a trade but considering he's also contracted Essendon are free to hold him to his contract.
For what it's worth I think he'll be traded.

>>150737410
It was late 20C today where I live. Clearly not winter.
I've been dreading spring for weeks. I hate it. I'd rather winter.

>>150737414
Hard to say. Will have a much harder draw. But did ok against big teams during the regular season. But didnt play them very often and almost always at home.

Probably still make the finals. Probably dont finish top. Probably 3rd-6th

adelaide playing like bozo's

>>150737370
god i fucking hate faggots so much

>>150737370
cheers
>>150737410
eh the seasons are a pretty linear thing it doesn't suddenly become spring on the 1st of sept, usually takes a few weeks minimum

>>150737429
Had a top of 18 where I live today but it felt like a top of 12 to me. I'm in a jumper and trackies under a blanket right now.

not sure ill stay awake for the second half

>>150737440
Stop fucking them then

You think Buckley is annoyed he didnt get the Melbourne coaching job?

Who wants to pay for a prostitute to come around to my house, have sex with me and then give me a massage?

>>150737426
Oh man, I was so young and I still remember the comments in the stands just before bouncedown about his statement. People just went "yeah funny comment but this match is gonna be shit and these sides suck ass".
Oh boy they were so wrong. That was THE derby. I taped that shit and replayed it a million times, wondering if I had just seen what I had seen.

I was not that into footy until that match. Obsessed since.

honestly crazy that adelaide finished 1st
i guess all the good teams like geelong/bane/pies dropped a few winnable ones in their harder draw but still
crows will be lucky to make finals next year, too reliant on their key forwards when only thithorpe is reliable

First desert of the night

I hate all the teams with a fast food chain guernsey sponsorship by default

ynr the 'trump is FUCKED' poster

>>150737462
Corrrrr

>>150737456
yeah mate whats the address

holding out for a better opportunities only to lose both, buckley just like me.

>>150737462
slop

>>150737452
Possibly. He's refrained from putting himself out for coaching jobs for four years but all the scuttlebutt seems to say he's got his eye on Tassie.

I was thinking melbourne were a chance until I saw they signed a ruckman as their coach lmao

>>150737462
Would eat/10. I love cheesecake and I'm a fan of cookie dough. My dessert will be some choc bikkies.

>>150737473
Just transfer us the cash and I'll set it up. Cheers, mate.

Just spotted several qts in a new bunnings ad

>>150737411
different culture to european and american sports. extremely rare for players of merrett's stature to switch clubs especially to a rival victorian club

>>150736930
Chips in the oven are shocking

>>150737479
Id prefer an actual club to work with rather then the agony of developing a completely new group

>embrace the mid
Utterly cringe ad campaign.

It's diy season at Bunnings. I better head down there tomorrow and spend hundreds on shit I don't need so I can let all my mates know how handy I am around the house

>>150736707 (OP)
You guys do know there's a silent disco at the cathedral next to the adelaide oval that's more fun than watching the game?
>T. There right now.

>>150737505
gems or nothing

>>150737428
No shot he gets traded after reading the CEO statement

>renewables are giving you cleaner and cheaper energy
You fucking lying cunts. Every advertiser deserves to be hanged.

Alright lads I'm that Brit who went to see the Hawks a few weeks back. Why are they called semi finals when next week is actually the semi finals???

>>150737515
hope you have your tradie license mate

>>150737528
>He doesn't know

>>150737515
>diy season
does this mean you dont need a trade license to shop there during this season?

>>150737528
no idea desu, these should be called second elim finals or something

>>150737520
>So and so is a required player and he'll absolutely be at the club next year
Every club says the same thing literally every time this happens. They're not gonna allude they're open to trading a player because suddenly their value drops.

>merret
eh, was never that good anyway. now laverde i could get into

>>150737528
Because it's week 2 out of 4 weeks of finals, hence semi finals

>>150737528
It's always confused me too.

>>150737462
Fucking putrid, have some self-respect and dignity.

>handballing to a ruckman
i shiggy diggy doo

its a quarter final

its the divisional playoffs

I think adelaide are cooked. Too slow.

Kek 5AA calling at the Gunston goal louder than a Tex one

>>150737515
All my belongings can fit into 2 bags, other than my bed.

actually it's the challenger

Lame and lossy

Bye bye crows

>>150737515
As opposed to hire a contractor summer

They just scored a sixer stupid frog

>>150737528
Because it's preliminary finals next week

I'd come on eileen.

Jack "Wine" Gunston
(Gets better with age)

Gay

Straight sets.
Minor prems.

>>150737515
so doing diy is le bad but also tradies are le bad how about fuck you

>>150737610
If you don't like this, you don't like MY Crows football, it's that simple.

Why don't they remove shorts with the dive

>elliott
>gunston
what's with these boomer forwards

>>150737610
>Finish 8th
>Host a prelim

>>150737620
To be fair, Hawks are playing the best game I've seen them play since 2015 GF so far.
But they tend to fall off.

>>150737626
35 is the new 25

kek the cats are gonna lose

>>150737610
quite simply the worst minor premiers ever i'm afraid

>put off watching the crows all year, thinking "i'll see the best of them in finals"
>they hit the wall harder than megan fox

What's with Adelaide teams going out in straight sets every year kek

Stream shat the bed can I get kayo gift card

>>150737626
Idk maybe goal kicking is a skill that improves the more you do it

>>150737641
It's true Adelaide tradition

the crows have been mid all year lol
cant play north and eagles every 2nd week like they did

>>150737638
Megan fox looks like THAT?!?!?!

>only 3 vic teams made finals
>they're all gonna be in the prelims

>>150737654
this
similar to the dogs they just bullied shit teams

Collingwood did an amazing job shutting down Adelaide. They are so back.
>Adelaide has kicked 1 goal in a half
Hmm.

>>150737657
It's a disgrace.

>>150737626
Back in the day you had nearly 40 yr olds out there.
Haven't had this for ages, but covid obviously extended careers because it was essentially a year or two break.

Cricket's the same. You had Jimmy Anderson bowling pace near 40. Siddle is still going too (or did he finally retire?). I was in early primary school when they started and I'm over 30.

>>150737654
They also beat top 8 teams. They are just shitting the bed.

ive never been happier watching these faggot fraud crows cunts fail kek

Can i get some feedback on my meme lads?

>>150737662
Please stop noticing

Crows are buck broken

>>150737657
>follow a perianal shit side like bombers or saints
>i-its okay there is victorian sides in the prelims

>>150737655
they gave her the expired adrenochrome, many such cases

>>150737638
There's no way that's Megan Fox. I won't believe it.

>>150737641
poort beat the roaches last year champ

>>150737657
Cheat grounds get you to the finals, but you get exposed there.
Collingwood v Hawthorn final, two teams who play at real grounds.

>>150737668
>1.1
>7.7
>9.9
>15.11
>5.3
>5.3
>11.5
>13.9
>87
>101
holy shit they're all odd numbers someone call numerology

>>150737636
Nah they had a solid season. Dominant by the end.
Like 05/06 crows.
But like those crows, they can't win finals. I just don't get it.

>>150737680
me on the left

Lol lmao even

>>150737685
>scrape over the line against the eagles
>scrape over the line against the pies
>scrape over the line against north
wasnt dominant at all

>>150737685
>dominant by the end
>nearly losing to north and west coast is dominant now
fuck you crow subhumans come up with the most retarded copes

Have the Crows won a single game coming from behind in the fourth this year? The Lions game where the Lions kick 12 behinds or something in the last quarter?

Why do much discrepancy in footy. Is footy fraud

>>150737695
Yeah but they thrashed most of the other sides.

WE'RE A HAPPY TEAM AT HAWTHORN
WE'RE THE MIGHTY FIGHTING HAWKS

the DAWson is closing and the curtin has been drawn on adelaides season

the q clash will make a splash

damn adelaide are lucky jiath is so bad

>>150737718
bane 60+ tbqh

If hawks had kicked straight, the game would be over.

Chol is easily pushing Thilthorpe out the way

>>150737725
Yeah probs. I hope Suns give it a crack. I think their squad is able to do it, but they have no finals experience.

>>150737685
>Nah they had a solid season. Dominant by the end.
not really
and both their finals losses are looking pretty pathetic

>>150737710
throw away the keays, they're done

do you see what i see
DO YOU SEE WHAT I SEE????

Imagine being a footy player and having to play for an inarticulate baldy like matt nicks

Game on you feel

>>150737726
If Adelaide kicked straight they'd be leading.

love the cranberries - zombie me
WHAT'S IN YOUR HEEEEAD
IN YOUR HEAAAAAD
ZOMBIE
ZOMBIE
ZOMBIE IE IE

>darcy fagatry
Why is everyone name darcy is associated with faggotry

i mix up chol and jiath all the time

>>150737735
Actually looking at their run home, they weren't nearly as dominant as I thought. How did they get 140%?

>>150737734
They do as of last week but I still think Brisbane will get the job done even with who they're missing.

Duke Newcombe is fucking elite

9.11

jiath is so bad lmfao

>merrett is not for trade
>goes to draft for nothing
bombers just keep winning lads

>>150737769
Holy shit

This year's footy has been joke

>iggs chose the hawks first over fucking carltons
fuck SAKE

>>150737769
What a terrible scoreline, it reminds me of that tragedy

>>150737784
hey it's not all bad, at least we got.... matt owies

shitelaide blows

>that kick
Yeah, no finals experience.

rev it up

>>150737769
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QX1SojKfgNI

its a murder of crows

nicks is simply not smart enough

>>150737769
It reminds me of that tragedy

Yep, this is MY Chokelaide

Last time the minor premiers were eliminated in straight sets? 1983.

Gunston having an absolute purple patch

If Rankine were out there Crows would be in front or at least close. This is purely due to AFL corruption.

>Game was over in the first 30 seconds
>Crows have had 2 hours to come to terms with it
Won't make for good revving desu.

>>150737528
legit no idea, as someone who has watched this sport for ages my best guess is;
>it's a semi-final because half of the teams for the grand final are already decided
>it's a preliminary final because it precludes the Grand Final
who knows though with this retard sport

what's worse, being someone like the dogs who just miss out on finals, or adelaide who fluke into 1st then get raped in both home finals?

>>150737804
also he is bald

>>150737810
>1983
>

You mean that it has never happened in the AFL before

I really rate Hardwick i think hes underrated

>>150737816
100% agree nice win(*) hawks

>>150737654
>mid
Anon they are LITERALLY in the finals. That means by definition they are not mid
Someone get this Zoomer out of my face before I handball a footy directly to his face

How many players have had 4 premierships?

Also
>played shit at Lions
>Come back to Hawks and is good again
What juice do the hawks put their players on?

>>150737819
Essendon

>>150737816
true rankine would have kicked 6 goals by now

jiath is so dumb lol

>>150737792
please don't i'm radicalised enough

>>150737828
impacted finals as much as carlton or st kilda lol

>>150737819
Always better to be playing finals imo.

how the fuck don't you rush that

>Jaith
Low "footy iq"

jiath AGAIN

That was the momentum changer. Adelaide to kick 4 unanswered

thinking one of those black guys is no good

dumb fucking jiath

>>150737830
>How many players have had 4 premierships?
Burgoyne, Hodge and Mitchell?

WE'RE THE BLIGHT OF SOUTH AUSTRALIA
AND WE'RE KNOWN AS THE ADELAIDE BLOWS
WE'RE UNGRACIOUS, SMALL DICKED BASTARDS
DISRESPECTED BY OUR FOES
CONDEMNATION OF THE NATION
OUR EMASCULATION SHOWS
WE'RE THE BLIGHT OF SOUTH AUSTRALIA
AND WE'RE KNOWN AS THE ADELAIDE BLOWS

i'm taller than the wizard

>>150737849
He certainly ain't Chol. Chol's been killing them.

crows are actually shit wtf

it was more hardwick's fault tbqhwy

>>150737860
i'm not

>>150737863
don't think the profiling's necessary m8

>>150737848
Adelaide to kick 4 unanswered, whatever happened there.

kek what a blowout

>>150737853
I forgot about 2008.

>>150737848
yep mate how did that go?

>>150737871
he didn't say when

>>150737848
Dumb fuck KEK it’s O V E R

TWO IN A CROW

>>150737830
>>150737853
Selwood. Had to work and earn the last one.

literally every single game so far in the finals has gone against what i wanted

ja cunston

Gunston is RAPING the crows

>>150737884
Sounds like my life.

>>150737884
>he was going for the crows and freo
deserved

My goal celebration would be dropping my shorts and furiously slapping my ass with a wide open-mouthed smile

THRILLTHO

thought this was the last qtr fuck
not sure i can watch another one of this slop

finna time for another 2017 club camp, clearly learned nothing the first time

You just feel the crows have missed Rankine

tex is so cooked

Why don't you start wanting opposite

>>150737882
Is that really Rowey? I thought Rowey was like 65 and full of grey. Sort of like a K G Cunningham.

>>150737769
reminds me of that tragedy

5 goals, you say?

I think I'm going to switch off my telly

the leigh matthews rule and kingys first to 100 rule are both in play

>>150737904
Bet he regrets calling gaynor a nigger now

>>150737896
Mine would be approaching the cutest girl i could find on the boundary line and getting a quick selfie. It would blow up on social media when she inevitably posts it and id organise a fuck later on once she's tracked down for me

and respected by our foes

>>150737896
based anglo-saxon

I just put $10,000 on Crows to win.

worrell really should've been aa

if hawthorn loses this I'm killing myself

Put 30 on hawks now

another meh final

might watch tinker tailor solider spy

>>150737900
kek

tex has the chance to say the funniest thing to rev up the crows right now

>want to watch Q Clash tomorrow
>misso has organised dinner with friends of hers at a fancy restaurant
>will miss the entire game

crows really need an upgrade on o'brien in the ruck i reckon

>>150737935
how much does he drink?

>>150737950
it's confusing

>>150737925
t. South Australia

>>150737929
that's actually brilliant wtf, imagine the seethe from reddit and the media scum lmao

I could go with the misso

>>150737964
You can watch it without her, mate.

>>150737933
Why didn't you pay for my prostitute?

>imagine what you could be buying instead
>call this number or visit the website
>ad doesn't last long enough to read and write down the number or the website
What did they mean by this?

>gonna be another Geel V Haw prelim
Oh boy.

>>150737964
You must kill her. There's no other option left.

>>150737929
How strict are the AFL on goal songs?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2LQMElLoLs#t=25s

this would be my goal celebration

kek

>>150737988
They mean 'we want you to lose your money but we also have to do the bare minimum to satisfy the arbitrary government requirements for us to be able to advertise our service to take your money'.

>>150737965
good thing they just re-signed him then

Carn Hawthorn put em away

>>150738001
>Subbed on to start the second half
>1 touch in a quarter
Built for finals.

Based channel 7 DJ

>>150737988
imagine what you could of posted instead of this shit

>>150737974
only the first time

Crows better go the fist.

>>150738000
This would be mine if I was playing for West Coast.

>just check score
we're not even playing anymore and this year somehow gets even worse

Gunston has raped Adelaide

>>150738016
His knee is shot. They rushed him back because he's a big name.

>>150738025
Only 3?
Pussy.

I refuse to call football clubs by their mascot names

REV

IT

UP

They're entering the acceptance phase already

This game is all over

>>150738039
Same

All over what

>>150738041
No shit. Crows aren't doubling their score in 19 minutes of play.

>week of these two teams dont like each other build up
>both teams are consisted of a bunch of zoomers that dont give a fuck about what happened 15 years ago

>>150738039
What do you call the bulldogs?

I think Ken Hinkley maybe transitioning.

>>150738040
They were in the acceptance phase 30 minutes ago.

>>150738053
western

Just need Rankine to die suddenly to complete the multi

>>150738053
Not him, but Footscray

>>150738034
ROIGHT IN FRONT OF ME

Gunston is RAPING the crows
RAPING them

>>150738054
He needs to give Dean-o a ring.

>>150738025
Imagine slitting this cunt's throat while he's at the height of his euphoria.
His soul would probably thank you -- if the dead could talk.

>>150738053
Ok you got me there because you have to call them the bulldogs

>>150738054
Looking good mate

>>150738051
Did you not see Easter Monday? It was absolutely kino after Bailey Smith hit a Hawk's player in the face with the ball. Sicily had a full mental breakdown.

Keane has been absolutely EXPOSED

>>150738065
>Still funny
This shit will literally never get old.

>>150738053
dogs

>>150738053
Dogs. Their mascot is a bulldog so it doesn't count.

>>150738091
so true

postmaxx this thread lads
but when the siren sounds drop some laughs here
>>150738087

>>150738091
time is money

Put them away for fuck sake

thessaly poster where are you mate?

>>150738097
yea nice thread dumb cunt shitstain prick

>>150737964
im going and i dont want to watch it
why the fuck would you

>>150738091
haha

Not gonna lie, Adelaide's defense has been kinda shit.

>>150738104
sook harder crowblowie

well this year turned from being le super even to geelongwinslol real fast

>>150738114
basedingwood fan fuckhead

is connor nash related to pluto nash

Anyone got the 5AA link?

>>150738123
HAHAHAHA even worse spastic

>>150738122
gold coast will come good and win the granny by 10

Terrible call that.

Lads, Josh just posted

Lads, Josh just posted

any of you cunts gonna call into 5aa and post "adelaide had pooey undies the whole game, nicks needs a reality check"

>>150738128
HAHAHAHA YEA I KNOW

Lads, Josh just posted

jiath is so fucking bad it's unbelievable

>jaith
LMAO

fuck you adelaide, 2 boring matches i've had to sit through never again

And that's game officially done.

>>150738157
absolute rocks in his head, deadset spastic

The lunch

What does Jiath do exactly?

>>150738162
this
don't waste my time

DANGER DANGER DANGER DANGER
BUTLER BUTLER BUTLER BUTLER

>>150738166
jieth mostly

>>150738166
sam mitchell's wife

Just cancel the prelim and send geelong to the granny

>>150738122
If they get to the GF they'll win, but never underestimate Geelong's ability to choke a prelim

>>150738127
Rev
mpv https://afl-alive-hls-002-uptls.akamaized.net/livell/aflradio_3/chunklist.m3u8

>>150738165
Bit late for lunch

Think I'm done watching

>>150738176
Hawthorn will probably beat them desu.

I called it weeks ago. Adelaide 2025 is the biggest joke of a minor premier I've ever seen

Yeah thanks Adelaide for two putrid performances in finals you fucking frauds

>>150738179
Thanks mate

whos looking forward to christmas

Hope their plane crashes on the way back

>>150738131
If there was ever a year to give it to gold coast this is probably it.
Whole season has been a joke.

>>150738187
If they play this good, definitely.
Haven't played this well all season.

>>150738188
It's the inequities of the draw. Unless you have teams playing just 17 games through the season you'll always have shit like this.

>>150738192
not really, will have to see my brother's nutcase wife

GC winning the flag is the only way to redeem this season

>>150738131
>>150738195
Hope not. Anyone but that faggot Hardwick.

First to 100 usually wins

yep back to silksong should've turned this off at half time

THIS IS FUCKING HORSE SHIT!

The first to 100 usually wins

How?
Now I can't use age as an excuse for being shit at something. Thanks Gunston. Ruined my life.

reckon a hawthorn supporting wog gf could be nice

>>150738189
Two home finals as well. Couldn't ask for anything better. Literally no fucking excuse. I hope they all go home and kill themselves.

>>150738213
Him and Jeremy Cameron

>Adelaide's normal midfield isn't there
Explains it.
Still, in 2007 WC with priddis still nearly did the unthinkable in a final. No Judd, Cousins, Kerr.

>it's another bane/pies/cats episode
seen this shit before

Adelaide has not won a quarter in this finals series.

THERE IS A MASS EXODUS BY CROWS FANS

>>150738222
Yeah this shit is rigged as hell. They never change the script.

>>150738216
If Port didn't beat the Suns then Adelaide would've played Gold Coast and gotten a free win and likely been into the grand final. If Port weren't such fucking pricks.

>banana bender afl house nepobabbys
unfathomably grim and offensive to footy to support them
>hawkroaches
despicable club and team. would take a blowtorch to the chest instead of barracking for them
>dzhilong
league has been long time rigged in their favour

unbelievable that collingwood are the best mob left standing

Who is number 5 for hawks?

AFL is obviously rigging a Collingwood vs Ginnivan GF

might play some touhou now lads
thinking mountain of faith so I can beat the crow even harder hahahahaha

>>150738217
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTlapFyl5Gc

>>150738236
best music
say hello to hina for me

>>150738229
What's the point of staying until the end in a drubbing? I've never got that. People say 'you're not a real fan' if you don't stay until the end but fuck that. What's the point of sitting and having to deal with the crowd and a longer journey home when you know it's over?

>>150738224
They haven't too.
Oh man, what is going on?

>>150738219
absolutely MALDING

>>150738232
One more. He would've been back for the grand final, so he has to serve one more match (the prelim/round1).

Comeback?

Your team could still do something cool even if they lose.

They climbed all the way from 15th to 1st, but it won't mean anything in September.

Why wasn't Rachele on earlier?

>>150738244
imagine getting topped by hina and she spins on your dick haha

bit embarrassing to celebrate that goal

>>150738263
The Pies caught on early and let everybody laugh at them
Who's laughing now

>>150738258
Are you pretending to be retarded?

>>150738264
He's coming off a broken knee months earlier than normal. Desperation sub.

>>150738267
Rachele is a little too pumped. Doesn't give a shit about the final loss.

>>150738271
?

>>150738271
Wait, never mind. I'm the retard.

I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me anymore.

Rev it up

>>150738276
Boy they've had a horror show with injury.

>>150738271
>Round 23 - Collingwood - Call Quaynor a faggot
>4 match ban
>Round 24 - 1
>Finals 1 (Collingwood) - 2
>Finals 2 (Hawthorn) - 3
--- YOU ARE HERE ---
>Preliminary Final 2025 / Round 1 2025 - 4

>>150738266
and aya is taking photos the whole time would be soooo embarrassing haha

>>150738179
thats not the 5AA link

>>150738288
>2012 Grand Final against Sydney
The (1st) Sydney genocide?

>>150738308
That Hawk is pretty smug.

>Victorian teams in the 2025 finals
4 wins, 0 losses
>Interstate teams in the 2025 finals
1 win, 5 losses

>>150738165
Heckin cool drink bottle mate

We're a happy team at Hawthorn
We're the Mighty Fighting Hawks.
We love our Club, and we PLAY. TO. WIN.
Riding the bumps with a grin (at Hawthorn).
Come what may, you'll find us striving
Team work is the thing that talks
FOUR
THREE
TWO
One for all and all for one
Is the way we are at Hawthorn.
We are the Mighty Fighting Hawks.

>>150738301
Yes it is.
Radio stations don't broadcast the AFL on their normal internet streams, so you need to go through the AFL website's streams. Which that link is.

>Lose one player
>Completely implode
House of cards team

>>150738314
>The only I/S win was between two I/S teams
This is rigged as fuck

Might be the worst game I've seen Tex play ever. He might be retired after this.

It's over.

>>150738323
no, radio stations got the rights to stream games now, unless 5aa didn't want to pay up

lads they've got him

>>150738314
The VFL strikes again. What a coincidence.

spastic in the laugh at adelaide thread is ABSOLUTELY melting down hahahahaha

>>150738330
Which Crows played well. I'm struggling to think of any desu. Laird had a but of it, Worrell was okay. That's about it. All round stinker desu.

>>150738305
Sydney won by 10 in that one, so I'm not quite sure how the stats work

So.. who won

>>150738344
It was never going to anyway. Who do you think Hawthorn plays next week?

STRAIGHT
SETS
E
T
S

>>150738350
certainly not the viewer

>>150738323
that changed a few years ago m8
https://www.afl.com.au/news/847764/afl-announces-new-radio-rights-deal

shut the FUCK up

>>150738350
The AFL. They are søyfacing right now with a Hawthorn vs Geelong prelim next week.

Looks like we have the winner of the fraud season. Fraudelaide football club, lads.

>>150738314
>shockers
>adelaide cocks
>giant losers
>brisbane gay bears

Luckily, the Suns will win the premiers hip.

>Say word
>Season stolen

OKAY CUNTS
WHICH ONE OF YOU'S GONNA CALL INTO 5AA AND SHITPOST FOR US

>>150738334
>>150738355
Fair enough. When I tried 5AA's stream link it had an ad to start with so assumed it wasn't the footy.
https://23203.live.streamtheworld.com/FIVEAA_AAC48/HLS/playlist.m3u8?

>>150738348
They just played shit all round.
But Hawthorn also played like machines too.
Hence the score.

>>150738372
He wouldn't have made a fucking difference. Getting beaten by 31 contested possessions in a final is a time wide indictment. One player doesn't change that.

I believe that umm ahh you know umm
>I know what you're saying

Collingwoods path to the flag this year is so easy I reckon even an aflw could pull it off

>>150738372
Against the Hawks? Who had the rioli shit?
Not an excuse.

But pathetic from the homo that bitched like a bitch. You're doing much for the stigma.

Fuck off. Fuck you all

>>150738388
thought that guy was trolling

>>150738391
Depends. If they get Brisbane it'll be a contest. If they get Suns it'll be a smashing.

>>150738395
what's a matter little baby :3

>rig rankine out for fagpies flag
grimmo

crowbro here
knew this was gonna happen
was telling other crow fans two months ago not to get their hopes up as they hadn't really been tested. and when they were they couldn't handle the pressure

>>150738391
>>150738397
Whoever wins Brisbane/Suns gets into the Grand Final. Collingwood is a freebie.

well, im gonna crack a cold beer, sit back on the couch and watch a huge african penis absolutely destroy my wife

maybe... four talls?

>>150738395
43 YEAR RECORD

>>150738406
Gold Coast are no chance tomorrow, so Brisbane will us. Brisbane won't even have a team by next week so we will rape them to death

>>150738422
>we
crisp scumpire

>>150738427
She's cute. Who is she?

>>150738407
Enjoy the night Sammy

If Rankine had balls, he should outright condemn the AFL for protecting and harbouring gay pedophile rings at various VFL sides for decades. Double down.
Don't take their crap.
They're only banning him because they want to get away with criminal activity and historic rape of boys. The police should really shut down the competition after recent revelations. Your not dealing with one offs. You're dealing with a sophisticated sex trafficking ring and that means the admins on all levels should have known about it and just let it happen. For them to condemn Rankine after these revelations are disgusting.

Why do the Catholic Church get cracked down upon, when the VFL did much much worse?

>>150738407
This, but my arsehole.

hahahaha 5AA why are they just ripping on this bloke

holy shit everyone is fucking with Rowey

>>150738444
poor shawn was almost in tears

brisbane should be called phoenix

REV IT IF YOU HAVEN'T.
mpv https://afl-alive-hls-002-uptls.akamaized.net/livell/aflradio_3/chunklist.m3u8

>>150738448
I would condemn the AFL and leave it after this shit.
The AFL should not be respected for enabling child sex trafficking.

>>150738431
It's AI.

Collingwood wins it this year. Sorry.

>>150738463
think for their safety, all hoholina rapefugees should be evacuated here and put under the guardianship of aussie blokes

>>150738461
i believe it but can you elaborate?

>>150738463
Why would you even sit near a black?

>>150738339
the shooter has been identified as [spoiler]sam hyde[/spoiler] XD