Thread 150738981

Elimination edition

NRL
>GAME 1
New Zealand Warriors v Penrith Panthers
4:05pm AEST on Fox, Kayo and Ch9
Go Media Stadium
3.42-1.42
>The four-time defending champs begin their 2025 Finals campaign in New Zealand knowing a hostile crowd awaits for this Elimination Final. The Warriors enter the finals with two straight narrow losses to the Eels (22-26) and Sea Eagles (26-27), and have won just two of their last five games. The Panthers have had a turbulent run, losing three of their last five, albeit resting a number of stars. They finished with a commanding 40-20 win over the Dragons. Penrith have a commanding record in this matchup, winning eight of the last nine meetings, including a 28-18 victory at Go Media Stadium in Round 16 this season.
Warriors 1-12 4.30
Warriors 13+ 9.75
Panthers 1-12 2.75
Panthers 13+ 2.20
Warriors +9.5 1.90 Panthers -9.5 1.90

>GAME 2
Cronulla Sharks v Sydney Roosters
7:50pm AEST on Fox, Kayo and Ch9
Sharks Stadium
2.20-1.67
>Shark Park is the venue for the second Elimination Final, with two of the NRL's form teams ready to launch from the bottom half of the Top 8. The Sharks are in impressive form, winning four of their last five, including a dominant 24-6 victory over the Bulldogs to end the regular season. The Roosters are the form team of the NRL, winning four of their last five with their attack firing. The Roosters have won eight of the last ten encounters, but the teams split their two meetings in 2025. The Sharks won the most recent clash 31-18 at home in Round 20.
Sharks 1-12 3.25
Sharks 13+ 5.30
Roosters 1-12 3.00
Roosters 13+ 3.25
Sharks +2.5 1.90 Roosters -2.5 1.90

NRLW
>GAME 1
Brisbane Broncos v North Queensland Cowboys
12:00pm AEST on Fox, Kayo and Ch9
Totally Workwear Stadium
1.06-9.30
>Heading into the round before the Finals, it's second against third in this Qld Derby.
Broncos 1-12 3.70
Broncos 13+ 1.39
Cowboys 1-12 8.75
Cowboys 13+ 41.00
Broncos -19.5 1.90 Cowboys +19.5 1.90

>GAME 2
Gold Coast Titans v Canberra Raiders
1:45pm AEST on Fox, Kayo and Ch9
Cbus Super Stadium
1.32-3.30
>The hosts must win to secure a place in the NRLW Finals, while the visitors have shown their best form of 2025 over the past month.
Titans 1-12 2.70
Titans 13+ 2.25
Raiders 1-12 4.30
Raiders 13+ 9.75
Titans -8.5 1.91 Raiders +8.5 1.89

Pooriors
Poosters
Pooders

Penrith beat Warriors but Sharks upset the Roosters

SUPER LEAGUE
>GAME 1
Leigh Leopards v St Helens
05:00am AEST on Fox and Kayo
1.76-2.10
>Round 26 of the Super League from Leigh Sports Village Stadium.

>GAME 2
Wigan Warriors v Castleford Tigers
05:00am AEST on Fox and Kayo
1.005-51.00
> Round 26 of the Super League from the DW Stadium.

>GAME 3
Wakefield Trinity v Hull KR
02:30am (Sunday) AEST on Fox and Kayo
3.60-1.30
>Round 26 of the Super League from the Dly Kitchens Stadium.

>GAME 4
Hull FC v Warrington Wolves
02:30am (Sunday) AEST on Fox and Kayo
1.35-3.20
>Round 26 of the Super League from MKM Stadium.

>GAME 5
Huddersfield Giants v Salford Red Devils
00:00am (Monday) AEST on Fox and Kayo
*no odds available*
>Round 26 of the Super League from John Smith's Stadium.

Penrith Panthers
Eastern Sydney City Suburbs Poosters

>spells Panthers right (even capitalisations)
>poosters
well well a penrith boy, explains it all after all

To be fair, he’s the only one so far ITT to tip both games right

>tipping against the pooiors
>tipping against pooarks
woah woah woah what a genius
maybe he should have won the tipping comp oh wait he didn't

I'm going to choose to believe in the Wahs

we all will brother <3

People remember that in 1967 Canterbury ended St George after 11 in a row but they won’t remember Auckland ending Penrith after 4 in a row because it isn’t happening

People remember Irish as being a White Aboriginal Ally of the South Sydney Rabbitohs but they won't remember him being a staunch 10 year member of the Penrith Panthers and when people asked "wait didn't you support the rabbitohs?" he'll say nawww I'm from belfast I ayways wass byhynd dey pyders ders dick or ditn was aye

If I was a betting man I'd be loading up on the panthers by 1-12. Sadly this is exactly the sort of game the warriors botch and lose in a frustrating way by a narrow margin.

El-el-el-Ellie
Ja-ja-ja-Johnston
Oh Ellie Johnston you're as sexy as hell
Your super thick thighs they be ringin the bell
Crispy and juicy now you’re havin a snack
It’s super spicy
It’s an Ellie attaccccccccck!

Based TAB gave me my bet back in cash when tranny critta got injured

$5 @ 126

>>150741118
>If I was a betting man I'd be loading up on the panthers by 1-12. Sadly this is exactly the sort of game the warriors botch and lose in a frustrating way by a narrow margin.

(C) Grant
2FW Katoa

Not a bad start fist time playing finals

his

all of Australia is with the Warriors and the Sharks today

the cronulla blue tickles my autism unfortunately

>>150744301
>Warriors
yes
>and the Sharks
Nah, dgaf. Whoever wins will lose next week anyway

>>150743881
Why you gotta post a meme face jak at me like that? Not cool.

just woke up lads

>>150741042
https://youtu.be/lp6z3s1Gig0

Rugby League

>>150745093
https://youtu.be/27I76aI7KqU?

Do these dudes really not squirrel away cash for a rainy day

Why squirrel when you can beg for it. Shouldn’t be legal, gives me flashbacks to those cunts at school that’d be hanging around the tuckshop asking for five cents and all the fucking junkies in town asking for a euro

>>150745299
imagine the smell

Flemington R8 #5 e/w

*slaps your butt and cups your balls when you score a try
*ayy das my warrior slayer mang

can't wait to see my wahs get run over today

wouldn't mind running over a few nrlw wahs with my cock tbqhwy

If singles, warriors will win tonight

HEEM THESE QUEENSLAND BITCHES GIRLS

based Foordy living my dream

about to pay a 50% markup plus delivery plus service fee to get eggs benny delivered (cold) because I'm too lazy to drive 5 minutes lads

when was the last time the poothers were in an elimination final needless to say, the refball will be out of this work this arvo

>>150745177
This is awesome

upGOD

>pre-emptively coping about refs
lol

COMEBACK

>>150745274
Here’s the rest of it
https://youtu.be/atYwjT8byg8

>>150746925
Anything in week 2 or after is technically an elimination final, including the gf

>>150747346
if it included the gf it'd be an insemination final iykwim haha

>rip those balls right to left
Wot

The family is not ready for this warriors upset

>>150747958
It's possible the Warriors aren't either tho

One mayhaps observe the Warriors v Penrith team lists and conclude that the Warriors actually have them outgunned everywhere except the #7 curiously enough I must say

Tanah Boyd legacy game today m8

no way on earth that the refs let Cleary get bundled out in the first round
PVL & Abdo have made the call

>strikes it well
>on its way
Lands 10m short

pooders sisters...

peels sisters..

That Lailani Montgomery cake

please break Nathan Cleary's leg

The cope has already started with the “wahs” muh refs against us lmao as if the warriors haven’t been absolutely in shambles the last 4 weeks

The BET

Refs are always against the Wahs tho

FOOOOOTTYYYY
brace yourselves for massive refball even against the shit wahs

Hearing that Luke Metcalf might be a late in

more like Luke OWmycalf

Hearing Stacey Jones is a late IN

Reports out of Penrith camp that Nathan Cleary is walking with a limp after an intense pegging session with an unnamed female soccer player

I can’t hear shit

>>150749020
unmute your telly silly head

>pissing down
absolute kino incoming

Guys would you take me in? I been watching some highlights and nrl its based, sorry for the Time i insulted league

Didn't pull a fat milf but still bagged some free meat last night

>>150749031
PLEASE WATCH OUR SPORT

holy rain kino

>>150749033
Nice meat tray

UP THE FUCKING WAHS
FUCK YOU POOTHER CUNTS

Let's Gone ambush incoming. Poothers going to regret not trying for a home final at the end of the season.

>>150749031
everyone is welcome in the nrl family

KEK didn't find touch

>>150748389
You called it

holy shit warriors suck

WTF why did the ref MAKE wahs miss the kick for touch ??!!????!!!

>missed touch
>missed tackles
>missed opportunity

they're going to put 50 on my wahs

PENALTY TRY

>>150749059
refs fault obviously

>>150749034
>>150749034
Aussie league fags want a foreign to watch their shitty versión so bad hahahahah real rugby is union, nrl is making the teams kits sleveless just like afl to improve ratings on you homo ruled country lmao

>>150749071
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING OUR SPORT

DECISION MADE

>>150749031
Only if you reopen Gaucho’s Grill

anyone seen that young penrith halfback

Wallabies lost lads

wahs need to score here I think

Schneider is big out for the Wahs

>>150749085
>young

GET THAT POORITH TRAINER OFF THE FIELD

>>150749045
None of my meme multis has a Wahs win, it's not happening

Avoid The Boyd

BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF
RUN AT EM AFTER THAT
DON'T SLOW IT DOWN AND TAKE THE POO

BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF

jfh would heem leota and you know it to be true

>poo
idiots! pack another scrum

Off to confession. Tell the refs to go easy on the Warriors while I am gone

win or lose these aren't the same Panthers of the last five years

Penrith have rugby league down to a science (endocrinology)

What are we drinking boys?

How come Penrith life member, Grant Atkins, is allowed to ref Penrith games?

>Atkins began refereeing in Penrith District Rugby League in 1997 and was awarded as the most improved junior referee that year, at age 15. He went on to referee their A-grade grand finals in 2004 and 2005.[6] Atkins was awarded life membership in 2018.[7]

Thought you were joking

Win or lose my BroncGODS would heem both of these peems

should have been a set restaqrt for the Warriors there, both Panthers offside and a ruck infringement

>>150749169
sus

For me it’s looking like a Warriors victory

>>150749031
You’ll have to pick a team next year it’s too late this year

>>150749180
nah penalty panthers have started

>>150749180
fuckwitta will see that it doesn't happen

Boludo doing some trolling today

Cleary taking pages out of the Sandow playbook there

Feel like a certain sexy female sideline commentator is missing from this match…

I think Lara Pitt is there m8

Joey reckons Fuckwitta usually doesn’t blow a lot of penalties

>>150740093
He’s not even Irish

>>150749097
Who?

I said sexy, not sweet

wahs full of beans but can they keep it up

>>150749235
No.

It's also cold and rainy tonight, polynesians can't handle this kind of weather

ANYBODY SEEN TIFF?

penalty
six more
six more
poothers dubious try

>>150749251
There are more Polynesians on Penrith then there are on the Warriors

The NRL was better when it was primarily white

If fox were smart they'd have Tiff on the sidelines in appropriate attire

>>150749271
why are you posting a woman that have no relation to the NRL? there is footy on m8

pooriors bros...

i'm from the future.
final score: 48-2

the poo curse is unrelenting and undeniable
its all over for the wahs now
poothers are a peem that plays better when they're ahead

warriors about to get rolled

Because my waifu Matekino Gray doesn't play till tomorrow

>>150749271
Not ruling out her posting this on her story

>>150749261
>penalty
>six more
>six more
>poothers dubious try

It's crazy how we play an entire season just for it to all end in one night. And then we say "hey good effort though we made the 8, maybe next year's our year"

>>150749262
Shit, chat gpt says you may be right

The warriors have a good chance then

Grim

>>150749297
>chat gpt

>>150749295
They would never let a non Australian team win the grand final you know that.

She actually was “Too Sexy” for Fox Sports

KEK nice drop out idiot

yep that's boyd

HOLY KEK BOYD

>>150749306
what's wrong with chatgpt?

what does SJ see in tannah boyd?

Business idea: offseason /tiff/ general (in the offseason, after the footy)

bad skidding low meme drop out poothers try

people called Tanah just don’t win finals games desu

Here’s an idea. /tiff/ general every day, off season AND on season

we don't need a /tiff/ because tiff IS /nrl/

she is NOT part of the NRL or any kind of sport
stop talking about that fucking dumb self sabotaging whore

>These really are, very Jewish conditions

What the FUCK did the Channel 9 commentators mean by that?

Don't think i will stop talking about her mate

Panthers have actually been embarrasing tonight.

>>150749332
Dew. Dew-ish. Stop being a mindbroken freak

What do they call petrol in NZ?

no try there doesn't matter they petrolled the wahs and they won't recover
no try there but at least 4 in the 2nd half as a result

one thing I've always appreciated is the way league refs know the players names

Mountain Dew used to be elite before they changed it

>>150749295
Does this not apply to most teams that lose in the post season?

>>150749346
I hate that it’s a blight on the game they should only call them by their numbers and colours

>>150749344
pitrul

>>150749344
gss

Pre HT FG looms

>>150749344
Tun

I'm just going to get smashed on bourbon and hope for the best

Tandemption looms

owwww my neck

Edwards the milkman

If Latrell Mitchell was a thinly sliced pan fried and breadcrumbed piece of meat (usually chicken or veal) he'd be Latrell Schnitzel

>>150749375
Holy shit

>>150749343
No he definitely said Jewish

>>150749375
>too long. try this
If Latrell Mitchell was crumbed and fried he'd be Latrell Schnitzel

Do you guys like schnitzels? I love a chicko with wedges or cut up and in a burrito with salad and aioli

a.k.a. Litty Schnitty

Based whistling ad

If James Tedesco was a hot sauce he'd be James Tabasco

>>150749375
and he’d be returned to the kitchen if you catch my drift

>>150749382
You should fan bake or use the airfryer for schnitzels though

If Nathan Cleary was a fermented beverage he'd be Nathan Beery

Perfect time for a dystopian mining ad

I love digging minerals out of the ground!

Wahs comeback in the 2nd half r-right?

If Kieran Foran existed in the 1800s and was allegedly visited by God and started his own religion we'd be reading The Book of Foran

>>150749416
we all hope so but no

>>150749274
reportsperg gambling addict

>>150749396
so wrong

Here’s a tune
https://youtu.be/j3x4Ymw9qMk?

>>150749421
>ignoring the family
cringe

If you buy a ninja swirl ice cream machine for your home you're probably a fat cunt. You don't need to be having that much ice cream.

>>150749375
Inspired post

You guys pan fry your schnitzels? Really?

>>150749406
Do you have mining over in the N Z ? What do you mine over there? Didn’t think there was that much resources on your islands there?

What if we only use it once a week?

ANYONE SEEN BOYD?

More of a shallow fry but yes because that’s the actual proper way to do schnitzel

I. LUV. IT.

should have been ten in the bin

>>150748948
>Over 38.5

>>150749475
the guys who used to be waiting out the front when i opened the drive thru when i was working at bws would buy this stuff

more Panthers milking

flopping worse than the Storm

>>150749461
We had some gold mines and do a lot of quarrying for stone. We still have coal mines and we've got rare earths but we won't mine them because it's cheaper to dig that shit up in the third world without environmental hassles and maori tribes jacking up the cost.

I think we do something with ironsand too if that counts. Steel industry is fucked because we cut tarriffs to get gaped by Chinese steel like idiots.

Just saw a vid of Kyle Feldt getting sin binned for diving

FORTRESS AUKLAND

he promoted that ball

>>150749452
Isn't Aus (like us) full of fatties?

Momentum probably gets him over but he does reach out

>>150749523
The whole planet is full of fatties.

penalty
six more
try

HOW THE FUCK WAS THAT NOT A KNOCK ON

interesting knock back

Wow
Vlandys not even hiding the rig

>>150749451
anon posting troll bet tips ain’t the family

stick to the shampoo ads lad

These mofos aren't going to score again are they?

>>150749541
>Vlandys not even hiding the rig

LEKA

is this sudden death? why tyhey go
try again
sudden death
snudden seath
try again
?

COMEBACK

Leka Halasima should be rookie of the year

>>150749588
caitlin turnbull or indie

>>150749588
*rockie

>slept through golden point kino and the first half of a final
damn

LETS GONE MY WUZZASSS

WAHBACK

*panther roar*

SIX MORE
SIX MORE

>boyd needs some help
We know

For me, the rookie of the year is Tiffany Salmond

>>150749494
The correct term is panthers oaking

poothers have spent 30 minutes on the peewee try line and the score is only 8-12
poothers are fucked

Cleary penalized for time wasting

thank fuck

HAHAHHA GET FUCKED CLEARY

radley would have been binned for that

blud thought he harry grant

surely Egan has the records for HIAs?

egan? more like hegone lol

>>150749663
Yep. And DUI’s, and AVO’s.

>>150749613
sweetie, put down the tweezers

wahs are going to have to get more points than the poothers if they want to win this

Someone is about to make a critical mistake

>>150749699
5 point field goal

>>150749699
I think they'll need at least 5 more if they're going to have a shot at winning, realistically.

4M FORWARD YOU BLIND CHEATING CUNTS

Based touchies not calling the forward pass.

Obvious forward pass

Reminder PV did that

Highly obvious forward pass on there wow

>>150749702
That's it right there.

Yes I am psychic.

ONCE WERE FINALISTS

Forward pass

>>150749737
Lmao

Forward
Offside

umm bunker???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

>>150749737
kek were you holding onto that one for awahile?

If I had a dollar for every time the Warriors season ended on a forward pass in recent years I'd have $2 which isn't much but it shouldn't happen twice

Tiff watch?

Turns out it was the refs making a critical mistake

kek why the fuck was CNK so deep?

Games gone

>>150749756
???

and just like that, the integrity of this competition has been compromised once again by fuckwitta
big asterisk on this years provan summons

No matter how much you hate referees, you don't hate referees enough.

well at least the warriors will have to take massive risks now and play some footy instead of just grinding. tannah boyd off too which could help.

>>150749753
No it just came to me watching that bounce end their season

Way to ruin a close game you inept cunts

Blud has NEVER passed a ball in his life

for once I'll give the Wahs a pass for their whinging. This whole second half has been fixed for the Panthers

>>150749769
Wondering how she is handling that try as a Warriors customer

ONCE WERE IMPARTIAL REFEREES

ANYBODY SEEN LEKA HALASIMA?

>>150749790
NRL, 9 & Fox were never going to let Pedref lose today

LETS GO WARRIORS LETS GO

Warriors are going to need to kick an 11 point field goal to win this one

its just 2 trys how hard can it be

5 (five) in a row

Make that a 17 point field goal

THE WARRIOR SLAYER

Bulldogs, you're fucked

please Warriors, just start handing out concussions. the game is over

mass pooicide right now in auckland

Roosters vs Panthers GF, it's happening

would wanna be a missus in NZ right now

>>150749846
wish i was a missus too oWo :p

OH NOO wouldn't wouldn't I meant wouldn't :'(

presented without comment

So many freak athletes and so few injuries at Penrith their strength conditioning is centuries even bronson xerri, sandor earl and the 2016 sharks couldn't keep up with them

Sincerely hope that the Raiders smash Penrith in the Semi Final. A five-peat would be unbearable.

>>150749896
AND le first peem to win that were outside the top 8 to win

>>150749895
They just drink a lot of oak m8

>>150749903
Canterbury won from 6th in 1995

>>150749831
Yup
Its up to the chookgods to save NRL

Best part of a Bulldogs and Panthers semi final is at least one of them won't be in the GF

>>150749903
It would actually be unbearable. All the Channel 9 promos about a six-peat. History making. Records broken. I’d have to not watch channel 9 until someone else won the comp.

>>150749928
Storm, 2009.

they didnt have cameras in1995 so no one can be sure that happened

>>150749937
Nope. Big salary cap asterisk hanging over that one fortunately.

off to coles lads pretty comfy not missing a game ngl

>>150749933
>chookgods
cringe

>>150749933
The Chooks winning is always bad for the NRL. Even against the Panthers even against Cronulla, even against the Storm.

>Coles
Is Coles more of a povvo Woolworths, or a premium Aldi?

>>150749955
Pretty sure he was the only one to drop the kickoff but ok

warriors don't have enough mongrel in them, they play too much like its union

>>150749961
I prefer Coles even though Woolworths tend to have nicer stores and spend more on renovations in my experience

beeter luck next week warriors

Kurt Capewell terrible defence tonight. DWZ just terrible in general

>>150749903
Don't forget going from bottom of table to winning

Sorry was just punching the missus for a bit what was the final score?

>>150749988
That was Souths and they won the gf

The Coles at Chermside has coleslaw about 25% of the time, so I am thinking Woolies is better.

We're all waidies girls now

What do I do for the next hour and 40ish mins?

What's on in 1.4 hours?

>>150750002
Six Tackles With Gus podcast

wtf I'm supposed to just wait around for 2 hours until sharkies chooks?

>>150749903
Bulldogs made the GF from 9th in 1998

Wait theres not even NRLW to watch??

>>150749961
$10 off using Cole’s points is pretty elite desu

>>150750050
>he doesn't have $390

Stupid V'landys we asked for a piss break between games not a nap break. One hour at most

>>150750002
Goon to Tiff

>>150750112
this

Everybody on the meth pipe right now I guess

Understandable

>>150750331
For me it's dinner, shower and https://youtu.be/FU_umi7r6Cs

>>150750337
Heavenly father please can women get past the septum ring trend already it's disgusting in Jesus name amen