Thread 150743057

The finals continue:
Hawthorn beat Adelaide (last night)
Brisbane vs Gold Coast (tonight)

>banana benders
league nepobabbys
>roaches
despicable scumbag franchise + team
>dzhilong
league's rigged for them
>megpiss
gay as fucking AIDS

what a shit end to the year

Based on how shit Crows were in both finals I'm reevaluating whether Pies have actually regained any form.

>>150743112
Hawthorn are fine apart from Mitchell and Ginni

>>150743565
ginni is fine, sicily is a fucking cunt though

>>150743112
crisp aintsfag

Fiddling with my bumhole.

>>150743704
Do us all a favor and play Fiddler on the Roof, then jump.

how did the suns never make finals with this guy

all gas no substance

1. Gold Coast
2. Geelong
3. Brisbane
4. Collingwood
5. Hawthorn

>>150744524
You know why:
https://youtu.be/6AfuIwhSFUU?si=bbisqQo_SHkll32m

>>150743112
Geelong or Gold Coast winning wouldn't be fair but at least their players aren't faggots. Hawks and Pies literally both have a homosexual culture and Ginni fled the Pies because he was in a love triangle with Quaynor and Gaycos.

need another seven astronauts more like need another seven acres? iykwim haha

now that the dust has settled
collingwoods form isnt that great and they are still the same side that almost missed finals

HAWTHORN/Brisbane Grand Final

>all furore to get rankine clear to play the grand final
>mises the first two games of 2026

>>150744748
It's just the one game actually.

>>150744782
>The name Enosh (or Enos) has a Hebrew origin meaning
really makes me think

Guten morgan
Arent GCS wearing pink today? That is just a total loss of aura

>>150744768
it's all about the greater western sydney giants' good iykwim haha

>>150744806
kek

>>150744801
>teams wearing any colour not part of their main colours except white or black
eww

gma

>>150744801
Unironically their best kit in their clubs history.

abbie chatfield actually isnt attractive in the slightest
she just has big tits

Abbie Chatfield said that everyone critical of immigration is uneducated and I have no choice but to believe her.

>>150744865
Eh, I would.

>>150744801
is this picture a slight at mac andrew?

>>150744865
She gives off medieval bar wench vibes that REALLY makes me want to fuck her

no idea who abbie chatfield is tbqdesuwy

don't respect women. not even a little

ABC news said Kirk's assassain grew up near ZION National Park.
SO BLATANT.
TO FIND OUT WHO RULES OVER YOU, SIMPLY LEARN WHO YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO CRITICISE.
THAT COUNTRY IS RUN BY PEDOPHILLES

>>150744972
FUCKING
T H I S
H
I
S

>>150744973
>PEDOPHILLES
if they were from pennsylvania they'd be run by pedophillies iykwim haha

>>150745028
Pretty good

I fucking love women, I'm obsessed with them, I worship them

9 hours until the pineapple grapple

>>150745055
how did you know what a pineapple is?

>>150745075
Great in a smoothie.

>>150745075
AI post

let's make a boomer grand final playlist
i'll start it off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsJ4O-nSveg
>also adlelaide crlolws

>>150745040
y-you too thanks
>>150745075
meth mostly
>>150745108
>not up there cazaly

im drunk as fukc
when does the fotoy start

>>150745151
9 ticks.

>>150745151
Crisp Cwoes supporter

Is it time to bin the bye?

>>150745108
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zL831kQUbEo

>>150745190
Bin my cock in your arse mate lol

>>150745190
This is why collingwood were tanking for the last 2 months, finishing top 4 is a huge debuff

>>150745190
Yes

>>150745190
>introduced just in time to rig the dogs a preemiership
rc was right all along...

>>150745190
>straight
>port
>sydney
anon, i...

Fuck me
Life doesn't get better than me eggs on toast and first instant coffee on a Saturday morning

If the snus lose i shan't be watching any more gayfl. not a single likeable player, team or storyline left, a perfect summation of the most boring year of afl in recent memory

Croissant and coffee or breakfast

>>150745410
This with a BJ from the wife amirite fellas?

>>150745428
Crispo

>>150745410
Cold beer and hot soup on a crisp November (May) day after raking leaves.

are the crowsfaghots going to apologise to me for correctly labelling their team as the meme team? fucking deluded wankers

Hot Milo and a Bakers’ Delight scone of a winter’s arvo goes alright

>>150745464
no but steven adelaide

two in a crow

>>150745495
meant hot milf and a banker's delight iykwim haha

Crom are the greatest chokers to ever choke
Not even >poort could've done that

>>150745496
will crows is a choker m8

its not a choke they were never any good
its like some of you dont realise its a FIXture

>>150745573
it looks like they are wearing very short sleeveless dresses

>>150745573
I will never not laugh at Rory Atkins' posture during this

>>150745573
my posture 4th from the left

>>150745605
I mean... all shirts are short dresses, aren't they?

>>150745623
maybe where you come from coastie

port power won as many finals as the crows this year

>>150745664
we'll win more next year

>>150745664
that’s nothing, klinger had the same number of entries on the hottest 100 1999 as powderfinger

>>150745653
Nah. Six hour drive to the nearest ocean. Unless you count a huge fuck river as a coast?

shut the fuck up about music cunt
no one is interested

fuck you arsehole cocksucker prick

>>150745717
tell him that, not us

bro dont you know the crows would have won the flag if they had the bloke averaging 20 disposals and a goal a game playing

>>150745836
>a goal a game
but enough about awfl

>“He (Mitchell) just does not care about those who think it’s the wrong thing to do,” Whately said.

yeah because he's a cunt
its why he has no friends

>>150745860
its fine when his cats do it but of course this old cunt poof gets upset when someone else does it
fucking geelong really control the narrative

jewlong

mitchell is actually based for being open about it
everyone else is absolutely doing it by hiding it like scared little poofters

crows wont make the eight next year (harder fixture as they finished 1st)
players will leave
back to the cellar for 10 more years
lmao

>>150745926
i respect him more than that disingenuous fake mcrae cunt

>>150745947
was cameron the captain?

>noooooooooo not the captain you cant!!!!!!!!!!
holy fuck you cant be serious

>>150743112
legitimate fpbp

IF
a captain can be lured by one chat from an opposition coach
THEN
what absolute shamble of a club made that bloke captain

>>150745964
a contracted captain
whats hard to understand?

i don't care, essendon suffers and that amuses me

im used to it desu

>direct the narrative to hating on conversations with players to cover up giving players cotton on payments and parcels of farming land
geelong has done it again

Good morning alf

>I have a breeding fetish
>I impregnated the wives of 3 of the coaching staff
>I did this as a part of the contract I took
>I made a move which caused some suspicion given how I was not getting paid much more
>I was out of the league before my contract ended
Who am I?

Two in a Crow.

>>150746071
no idea

>>150746071
bailey sniff

>>150746071
A schizo?

>>150746071
idc just tell us this is juicy

>The AFL is reportedly launching an official investigation into Chris Scott’s new role with a major club sponsor
>B-BUT SAM MITCHELL SPOKE TO A CONTRACTED CAPTAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the chad chris scott
the virgin sam mitchell

>>150745190
completely destroys momentum

>>150745934
You guys said the same about the hawks this year
>tougher draw they wont make the 8

Crows had a 5-5 record against top 8 teams and didnt lose again after the bye. Most of those losses came really early in the year. They beat hawks and pies in the last few weeks of the season. They were clearly good enough. But finishing probably 5th would have been a better reflection of where they are. I fully expect them to make the finals again next year and the team will be better off for the finals experience. Will probably be 3rd to 6th I think next year.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/0fUJLa9BVNs
I hope Greg got a ticket for tonight and makes a vid for us.

>>150746164
the cheating virgin chris scott
the cuck virgin sam mitchell
the aboriginal aborter chad chris fagan
the eternally useless chad ken hinkley

>>150746071
Based Jonathon Patton

>>150746213
is it true when he fucked the 100th female in a calendar year he made her eat a cake to celebrate

>>150746213
*ding-ding* ;)

first protein shake of the day

>>150746233
Yes the dude has a sex addiction. Rumour is he'd message like 20+ girls every day asking them to come fuck and chances were at least one would say yes. He also fucked Tom Scullys missus which is what made Scully quit footy then Patton kicked out the club but they let him announce his retirement for "mental health" reasons.

this mornings double coffee just hit and i just sprayed crows everywhere

>>150745190
Doesn't explain why the trend started in 2014 though

>>150746299
/r/ThatHappened

>i was taken father son
>i raped someone before i was drafted
who am i

>Geelong vs Hawthorn
>Corruption Clash
>Snake Showdown

>>150746353
This was well known and everywhere at the time. I guess you dont remember?

>>150745573
>>150745488
>>150746082
>It's crowver

>>150746406
the sex pest, nick daicos

>>150746406
Crisp Nick Daicos

been browsing bigboomer for the first time in ages. it's actually crazy how radicalised that place has become over the years with all commie mods.

>>150746431
women dont just have sex like that

>>150746505
Interestingly that matches how most people in my personal life have become including my family and most of my friends in the last few years. It's very annoying listening to "trump is going to stage a fascist coup" from both my dad and my mates. They are both obviously getting their news from the same place. I get mine from 4chan so no idea where they get theirs

>>150746586
Mate....ive got some shocking news for you....

>>150746586
... with you.
... or me.

i get my news from everywhere and assume it's all bullshit with an agenda, that's why i don't trust anything any afl journalist ever says, among others

>>150746505
There's many reasons why they are the way they are but one big one is they go commie to impress arthoes and then when they get no pussy they troon out.

>>150746653
Nice incel fantasy

i swear tonight better be a good game
only bee one good final so far and it was suns fred somehow

>>150746659
It's actually a real horror and I wish it wasn't the truth but here we are.

got im on a string lads

wonder if chol had a thrash around with mrs mitchell last night

>>150746673
close doesn't equal good
that was absolutely shit house football
suns will get pumped tonight if they play like that

>>150746748
Oh I'm ready to explode, mate.

ynr all the banetards arguing that rayner was just taken by surprise and anyone would fall over if they were charged into like that as if that doesn't happen 100 times every game with no one falling over

where the fuck do groypers even hang out? discord?

>>150746784
I do not.

>>150746788
Telegram and X

>>150746599
>I get mine from 4chan so no idea where they get theirs
regular tv. i have unironic racist best mates who STILL think drumpf is le nahzi fascist cheeto hortler. the thing is they never actually *think* about this stuff, it's simply poured into their minds to be the reflexive default position. that's why when people finally have an awakening they often completely lose grasp on reality and go full flat earth tartaria space is fake or whatever.

>>150746653
trvke
when you think about it "trying to get laid" explains so much baffling behaviour on the left.

>>150746505
Pre sure I read bigboomer is the largest, if not one of the largest online forums in Australia. Makes sense they'd plant a heap of pinkos there to control the narrative. I got banned and told to post in the official politics thread which is titled "America is now a facist nation". God help me

imagine how good daniher could have been if the bombers didnt fuck him up

>x player won't be traded under any circumstances
>x coach has the full support of the board
why are the men in suits such liars

lot of aus/pol/ blow ins today

>>150746884
I don't understand this, I am not a gook nor am I 15 years old

>>150746921
Who you talking to la?

>>150746921
Went to /pol/ for the first time in the wake of the recent thingy. I had no idea aus/pol/ was just Australians talking about Americans. Made me sad, desu.

>>150746940
just commenting fella x

>>150746923
fuck off faggot

fuck up you little nonce anime poofta
>b-but actually shes 3000 years old im not a pedo!!!!

what if his neck just did that?

been reading bits of the bible lately

chris scott is a cheating fraud and geelong are scum

i will be at the gabba tonight
absolutely not in the fucking mood
try me

sam mitchell is a cuck and hawthorn are faggots

>turns out he was a groyper
lmaooo

hasn't merrett always been kind of an annoying retard
why are people surprised at him kicking up a stink now

>>150747116
kino turn of events desu

captains dont actually do shit anyway

>>150747099
yep cunt ill fucking bash you see you at red rooster near section 229

>>150747105
this
plus now he's shitstirring off-field as well but the cowardly afl won't do anything about it

>>150747123
merrett is a good player but i have never thought he is leadership material
can see langford or essendon biting the bullet and giving it to durham for the rebuild period. the fact he's trying to weasel out of his contract as the captain of a club is enough to say he's gone. essendon will trade him elsewhere for the best price.

>shit clubs make shit blokes captains in order to keep them
>be shocked when they crack it and leave
fucking eagles and bombers kek

allen was out of contract
merrett is still bound by contract

dunno what's so hard to understand
mitchell is a snake and there is a reason he has zero mates.

>nooooo its written on a piece of paper you cant!!!!
didnt know some of you were such poofs

learned'd some goss last night that gil REALLY hates trent cotchin

>>150747116
insane tier cope desu
not surprising you can't handle reality thoughbeit

>>150747289
oh and his dad is a notorious creep and actually preys on younger women

>>150747271
why?

>>150747305
i really cant go into detail without doxxing the source lol

but you have to believe me i was fucking cackling when i was told.

>>150744865
I do find her physically attractive but she as a person is so retarded that she's repulsive.

>>150746784
ynr o'connor crying to teacher for a free kick because rayner tapped his arm

Oh wait no you don't because it happens 100 times every game and you only notice when the flow of footy is changed against your team

>>150747398
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FINE HIM FOR STAGING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>150747363
Love a retarded woman personally. Makes them even cuter

>>150747505
vpn off JF

>>150747513
Kek

got a lil hemmie issue

unfathomably based

>>150746505
The community there is genuinely so fucking full of mindbroken faggots. Shame because it used to be a decent site but it's totally infiltrated now. I don't even know how they found their way there.

>>150746900
Love Joe but how did that beat Howe's mark that year?

>>150747116
>If i just lie it'll come true

>writes "hey fascist! CATCH!" on bullet
>somehow this makes the shooter a pro-fascist groyper
don't you guys ever get tired of being wrong literally all the time? the mental gymnastics required to maintain the frame of being correct must be fucking exhausting

Reminder that there is only one non-Victorian team that will be in contention to be at the grand final

this thread is about afl im not really sure what you are talking about

Talking about Australia man. The A

>>150747864
everyone was calling him a commiepoof at first champ

Why are interstate teams so fucking worthless despite their handouts, vic bros?

hawthorn are hosting a prelim after finishing 8th
ask yourself why

iggs

>>150748063
Because Geelong cannot/will not build a stadium big enough to host a final.

chose hawthorn's first lol

>friend: he was leftist and anti-fascist
>family: he called charlie a fascist and heavily disagreed with him
>the killer himself: i put “bella ciao” and “hey fascist catch” on the casings
>reddit somefuckinghow: clearly a maga terrorist
Redditors are a fucking plague

done with work, what am i meant to do for the next 5 hours

I used to be alive like you,
then I took a bullet to the neck

>>150748144
it's not a stadium size thing retard it's an mcg contract thing

I bought a bible today

>>150748197
Nice what version?

>>150748164
a bong in your car and meth mostly then get caught and fired iykwim hahq

>>150748217
NRSV (with the Deuterocanon)

>>150748243
fair enough i'm a KJV Chad

>>150748252
The KJV is a great translation too

>>150748010
and they were right

>>150748154
>assassinate some moderate conservative commentator to impress your furry discord antifa buttbuddies
>they all call you a republican nut job because you're white
CREASING

>>150748154
I am PRAYING this somehow leads to reddit getting taken down, I think I'd actually die from laughter from the collective meltdown of everyone losing their updoots and reddit gold

I’m depressed as fuck, miss her and hate her at the same time

When was the last time you woke up feeling refreshed?

>>150748326
Just go fuck some bint and you'll feel better.

>>150748371
Meant to tonight but she’s on her period, gonna tell her the blood doesn’t bother me

the best thing that could happen to the afl would be the mcg being destroyed

>>150748404
In all honesty, it's quite a bad stadium

>>150748452
it's so fucking uggo and everyone pretends it's the greatest thing in the world. looks like a carpark.

at the north central granny lads
wonder if rc’s around

>>150748404
trvke

>>150748481
Very uncomfortable too, not even appealing on some sort of 'industrial' or 'urban' aesthetic. It's a big, ugly, uncomfortable stadium,

mcg capacity without the mcc reserve = 75.000
sydney olympic stadium afl capacity = 81.000

even by gayfl's own metric of biggest stadium = grand final, the grand final should be in sydney

>>150748404
imagine i destroyed your asshole?

feel like being silly :PP

i do an adequate job of destroying my own arsehole with super big stinky poos

I'm a girl tehehehe

>>150748516
Are you a European posting with a VPN?

>>150748581
hi mick, no indian proxy today?

Dot looks pleasing

there it is

aflw is on lads

>>150748404
>mcg
meant aflw

imagine if you had a 6 foot 9 girlfriend

I tuned out when the crows were up by 20 plus in the 3rd and went to pork the missus, were there any good 5AA melts afterwards

>mfw first minor premiers out in straight sets since 1983
eternally mind broken Crows

>>150748648
>>150748651
the duality of /afl/

>>150748680
the crows never led by 20 points, nice LARP fuckhead cunt idiot poofta faggot with no gf and no dick probably a faggot small dick rapist cunt ass tradie faggot fuck

>>150748700
sorry, my bad when the Hawks were up

forgot your meds today tradiesperg?

any of you kents old enough to have gone to a match at Waverley Park?

i once fingered hex in a waverley park nightclub

the cupboard..you lads jealous?

>>150748680
>mfw first minor premiers out in straight sets since 1983
They didn't win a single quarter across their two finals. Truly embarrassing for the minor premiers.

>>150748752
No, that's a grire cupboard

>>150748754
>didn't win a single quarter across their two finals.
holy kek that's almost MY Fred tier levels of unwanted history

>>150748752
Sad but
>white Crunch
Didn't know that was a thing. Would like to try that.

>>150748763
>>150748767
Ah guess you blokes are just made of money? Get fucked

WELL I'M NOT THE ONE WHO ACTED LIKE A HOE
WHY MUST I BE THE ONE WHO HAS TO KNOW
I'M NOT THE ONE WHO MESSED UP BIG TIME SO SPARE ME THE DETAILS IF YOU DON'T MIND

>>150748790
No, but I eat with dignity and self-respect

Pax a punch

>>150748802
you spaced the lyrics wrong you absolute fuckup

>>150748797
>AFLW
>not a woman
Huh?

>>150748655
i'd take any gf

>>150748804
Go fuck yourself you arrogant prick

>>150748826
?

>>150748790
I'm poor as fuck but still have real food and ingredients to make real food in my pantry.

>>150748819
i just couldn't be bothered pressing enter again

>>150748825
*fixes a north vs lions gf for you in your path*

>>150748820
I would be more shocked to learn there aren't any men playing in AFLW

can you get neetbux for grad degrees past youth allowance age?

getting back into doing some art

>>150748853
based

thinking of switching to Port

kinda glad my team are out.
no more people asking me before the game "NeRvOuS?", "confident haha?", then during the game "you're in trouble mate haha", "look out", "i'd be getting nervous if i were u haha", "still watching the game?", "sTiLl WaTcHiNg?!", "it looks like [obvious observation]", then after the game "better luck next year", "chin up", "you'll be back next year" as if i'm deeply troubled about the result.
it was all starting to feel a bit too stupid.

>>150748875
What do you drink now?

>>150748862
>circumcised
Kek

>me as a kid: AHHH ooo I hope my team wins
>me as an adult: the winner of the game will be determined by the natural law of the universe. may the best team win. to the victor, goes the spoils.

>>150748881
based igg

>>150748884
metho mostly

>Gone in 13 seconds: How Adelaide's voice was silenced
>By Bharat Sundaresan at Adelaide Oval
>getting shat on by a faggot jeet journo

Adelaide will never recover

>>150748902
My trajectory has gone the opposite way. I care way too much as an adult and it's sad.

bane are the only good guys left

>>150748941
bane and suns were the only good guys in finals

>>150748941
>>150748949
Only teams left that earned their spot in the finals, and they're forced to fight each other.

>>150748280
wrong* kek

I really want to suck some femboy/ tranny willy but I'm scared of the shame afterwards

>>150748994
>asian fetishists think this is an 8+/10

>>150748994
this is the type of girl that falls in love with me

>>150747305
crippling socks addiction.

>>150748994
rated 50 on the norwood scale

>>150748994
imagine the brown nipples, flat bum and hairy pussy

>>150748481
when you're a car, everything looks like a carpark.
t. car

>>150748994
grim hairline from tying her hair back too tight, sad.

some ugly fuckin wreck with a trans rights bumper sticker driven by an obese virgin just parked in me lads

>>150749060
finna drop oil all over your face cunt

might do a huge stinky wet adelaide crows in the dunny

So basically interstate team has to beat the pozztorian team and the umpires at the same time?

>>150749069
nice. already done my mark keane's kick-ins for the day

Anyone facing outage

you will be when i knock your lights out mick

Knock my cock faggot

>>150749119
no but steven gay

The only outage you face mick is an outage of pussy i.e. your dick always being out of a pussy and never in.

>>150749060
just dinted another door lads

>>150749131
It's an interesting discussion

Also I'm facing a semen outage because i'm all out of semen today I used it all up in your mum last night LOLOLOLOL.

luke breust just fucked his knee in the vfl lads
F to an elite career

>>150749152
Damn. Vale.

>>150749152
yeah just saw that
F

some spastic obese neet in an suv dinged my door so I got out and fucking leveled him lads
atomised his jaw

>>150749172
bet that sounded cool in your head as you drove away like a little bitch without saying anything

where do we go from here crowbros? bottom 10 finish next year, do you reckon?

>>150749152
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=294X_1TYklg

>>>/tv/214481062
You're excuse?

>>150749190
Somewhere 5-9'ish. It's okay, it's where >we really deserve to be

>>150749206
what am I supposed to do? just go and talk to randoms? I already do that here

Lord Jesus Christ, in Thy Name, I ask Thee to bind and silence all powers and
forces that do not accept Thee as Lord and King, in the air, in the water, in the
ground, the netherworld and nature and the spiritual world. I ask Thee to bind all
demonic action and demonic communication. Lord, seal this whole place, all of us
here and all our intentions in the Precious Blood of Jesus Christ. Mary, we ask
thee to surround us with thy mantle of protection and crush Satan's power in our
lives. Saint Michael the Archangel, we ask you and all our Guardian Angels to
defend us in battle against Satan and the powers of darkness. Amen.

>>150749190
Just be grateful they didn't pull a sydney and give you false hope right up until the granny

FIENDING for a wank

>>150749219
Amen

THE HUMAN GOD IS THE DEVIL. THE HUMAN TOOK FALSE SENSE OF SECURITY

>>150749219
In nomine patris, et filii, et spiritus sancti, amen.

Humanity's god

The little demon seethes at a Prayer of Authority. You have no authority here.

>authority
Implying God is controlling little freak

You cunts are fucked.

I know

Oh my god, Oh my fucking GOD I just want to DESTROY someone.

>>150749273
*spreads arse cheeks*

>>150749273
Your posts are hilarious

so what's the feeling tonight lads? Lions still fall over the line despite injuries and get raped by Pies next week or Gold Coast have a respectable showing and go to a prelim to lose to the UmPIES?

ngl wouldn't mind seeing Gold Coast go on another week.

They're saying joshies girl is walled lads? IS this true joshie?

>>150749296
Regular season game the cunts win, tonight I think they’ll choke.

>>150749289
Thank you, I put heaps of work into them

>>150749296
think mcinerney is a good in even with his fucked back, omac/fort will provide more forward than day did
structurally reville is better on the wing and ashcroft junior is better inside as well, so they should be able to cover neale
harris will destroy king, think brissy get up by 2-3 goals

>>150749336
Neale is out bruv, fucked his calf

Just really sad today desu lads

>>150749336
wait nevermind I'm retarded and can't read, fair call I rekon you're right unless GC looked good against MY Fred but coming up against a seasoned finals team is a different story

>>150749360
Crisp crows customer

>>150749366
gc looked fantastic, particularly rowell/anderson and witts was dominant in the ruck
dunkley historically matches up well on rowell but he has been a different animal this year
think brisbane's class all over the ground get them home

dunkley destroys rowell btw

Shitbane gonna get fuckin arseraped tonight,

i think brisbane might even go better than the 60-0 they did to carlton last year
gold coast are trash

>>150749380
Wilmott looked a little lost as the main target without hipwood there.

>>150749422
do you watch football?
wilmot is a half back lol

hipwood also plays higher up and is never the main target

He still draws a tall defender away from the young guy who's banes full forward

morris

take it to bigboomer you fucking nerds lmao

still pissed dollfucker would never meet up with me for a beer before a game tbqhwy lads

you had the chance when he went to melbourne but half of /afl/ pissed their pants and all they could do was take photos from a distance

I was going through a teetotaler phase

>>150749471
no but steven phase

>>150749449
yeah sorry and gold cunts ruck witts is pretty good and big, fort is more ruck/forward rather than go against a big main ruck like witts
oscar McInerney has never been the same after he dislocated his shoulder

>>150749484
he has been fine in the vfl tbqh

Do you cocksucking retards even realise there was vfl and aflw matches on today?

>>150749459
2nd from the left is the face teen girls make while we sex cos i roofied them iykwim haha

>>150749492
no but steven may

>>150749466
doll cunt ignored everyone's invitation to have a beer out of fear of being bashed

>>150749358
sounds like something a geelong farming footy player might do on mad monday

>>150749358
good reading comprehension you big spastic

>>150749490
if he's fine why is he playing in the vfl not the afl?

>>150749506
right back at you
>>150749366

>>150749103
I'll knock you outage, jeet.

>>150749508
he is playing in the afl tonight mate

>>150749459
>toolies soon
C H R I J S P

>>150749190
Tail end of the 8. It's where you'd be with a reasonable draw.

>>150749508
they were conservative with him because his back has been absolutely royally fucked but played him for four consecutive matches in the vfl and he's held up

>>150749508
sorry i should have been clearer
he has looked good in his last two vfl games

>>150749524
if he looks so good why isnt he a model?

>>150749203
oof
ouch

mate why the fuck would I fly to melbourne to see dollfucker when he apparently would routinely attend games around the corner from me? daft fuckhead.

In terms /afl/ seething, these prelim finals are amazing.

The teams that /afl/ hates the most, piees, catters and hawks are all in the prelims

>>150749540
rightio you fucking champion i'll be at gate 4 at the gabba tonight if you want to say that to my face

dollcunt is billy no mates nobody wants to have a beer with him

>>150749540
which city do you live in?

Who the fuck is Ty Gallop?

>>150749551
adelaide street maccas in 15 minutes champ

>>150749568
>adelaide street maccas in 15 minutes champ
Sorry the crows lost lol

>>150749559
where is doll cunt from you stupid fuck

>>150749555
no but steven inebriate iykwim haha

>>150749564
looking at him, there doesn't seem much going on between the ears, you can see it in his eyes

cleo's on nile, heading down now. you're getting dropped cunt.

>>150749559
Same one as joffa.

>>150749579
>where is doll cunt from you stupid fuck
I honestly don't want to know

>>150749579
>>150749591
QLD right?

Footscray doggies are in the VFL final

>>150749336
>think mcinerney is a good in even with his fucked back, omac/fort will provide more forward than day did
I've always hated when the Lions play two rucks over a ruck/fwd feeling like they give up too much in mobility but agree about them offering more than Day. He was fucking awful last week and looked so slow and disinterested. Don't want to let the midfield off because that's where it was lost but really doesn't help when the mids do manage to get it forward and the tall target barely provides a contest and applies negative pressure. Didn't offer anything in the ruck or around the ground either, it was a shocker. Could be Oscar's last ever AFL game so I'd think he'd be up for a big one.

>>150749584
sorry i shouldn't have posted this, it's not nice

>>150749599
Thankfully I live in the beautiful city of Melbourne. Is it true qlders call victorians, "Mexicans"

win the lions win tonight im gonna hit the town and spread my seed

>>150749601
You'll have allen next season he'll provide a target...... for about 5 games

just saw a magpie eating bits of stale cat food off my lawn
omen?

>>150749626
he was fine, lions asked to end his season in exchange for band 1 compo

bit cloudy over the gabba omen?

>>150749630
keep louking at the magger. wait for it to be sick and/or cat to find it

bane is going to btfo the fagpies next week and you dont even realise it

>>150749492
Yeah, watched the hawks get raped.

>>150749658
adelaide being exposed and utter frauds recontextualises collingwood's "return to form" after a shithouse end of the season. reckon whoever wins is a massive chance to fuck them bloody.

Evening diarrhoea. This one was a bit sticky

>>150749673
you gotta keep your fluids up when you have adelaide crows like that

>>150749450
bigboomer is full of lefty faggots, there needs to be somewhere normal people can talk about footy.

dadberg's watching the rugby and yelling and swearing at the tv again
mum's upset in the other room

>>150749612
no but steven ole iykwim haha

I genuinely don't get Collingwood, they lose to freo (at home), lose to the hawks (at home), then fly to Adelaide and beat the crows (away) easily.

Are they just trolling us?

>>150749612
>Thankfully I live in the beautiful city of Melbourne.

nice bait faggot

>>150749698
Pies are dogshit and need the umpires to reinforce their VIC fantasy wet dream. Also Adelaide are dogshit if you couldn't tell.

>>150749713
who's not dogshit mate?

only cunts on my shift that seem to know anything about rugby are two boomer forkies nearing retirement. all the young blokes and weirdly the coconuts keep asking each other questions about how the finals work and arguing over how many points a try, conversion and field goal are worth. oh and a lot of "what was that for/that should be a penalty right?". genuinely like sitting near a bloke with his gf at the footy. rugby heartland my arse.

>>150749713
>pies are dogshit
>beat the crows by 20+ points in Adelaide
Peak cope right here

>>150749719
Cats

>>150749564
A first year KPF. He wouldn't be playing yet if Hipwood was able to play. Has a long way to go but shows some good signs. His aggression and the pressure he's willing to apply is why he held his spot after last week and Day did not.

>>150749726
>43 years
>didn't win a quarter
>cope

>>150749730
what about the oil check guy why isn't he playing he looked good in his debut?

>>150749630
they don't sell cat food at tuckshops daicosperg

>>150749726
>shit team beats a shitter team
it's not rocket science but I know this kind of abstract thinking is hard for Pie nonces to fathom

>>150749626
I remember hearing the exact same thing from Bummers supporters about Daniher who then went on to play 96 games across four seasons.

>>150749750
>>150749758
Which teams are in the prelim, m8?
>shit team
>literally in the top 4 teams of the 2025 season

>>150749775
not the crows fucking lmao

collingwood are legit

>>150749787
legit gay lmao i done you fuck off poof

>>150749795
GOTTEM

>>150749752
He's more of a ruck and coming back from injury and if you didn't notice when he played up forward he is pretty slow. Lions needs someone that can provide a contest and still put on some pressure so the ball doesn't fly right back out again if it hits the ground. Last weekend the ball was boomeranging out of the' forward line.

>>150749775
>beat the minor premier of the 2025 season
>the team that made 42 year history by getting bundled out in straight sets
fuck you are dense, yes the Pies are in a prelim, they beat a team that is absolute garbage to secure that spot. The Pies are pretenders and when they make the Grand Final are beating a too young Gold Coast or a too injured Brisbane you will watch them get bent over and abused by the Cats. Ancient cunts like Pendelbury and Sidebottom can't run with the Cats.

>>150749808
Grace Scott bros...

Just want to be alone, but hate being alone atm

wonder if james brayshaw can get his son and annie knight brownlow tickets

>>150749820
She is class not a slut like those other girls.

>>150749833
I'll put it in her browlow iykwim

>>150749833
sounds like a good idea for one of her videos tbqh

>>150749833
there'd be a different kind of queue at the dunnys

>>150749808
>The AFL has reminded guests that the Brownlow Medal isn’t about “the hottest girlfriend”
Are they retarded? What do they think most men are actually watching the ceremony for? The men want to see hot women and their wives/girlfriends want to see what the women are wearing.
Don't mess with a winning formula, you faggots. Invite the players with hot girlfriends.

>>150749852
They'd just replace one of the urinals with Annie and you could just walk right up and piss in her mouth.

>>150749833
>ANAL!... DOUBLE PENETRATION!... BRILLIANT.

>>150749808
bit like trying to tell people the Oscars or the Met Gala aren't all about ridiculous outfits on stick thin slags

>>150749833
She has terrible soulless eyes like that other witch from the UK. Can you imagine looking into the window of someones soul and seeing nothing just black void. Truly the whore of babylon.

>>150749808
kek which seething, obese purple haired intern wrote this. There's no other reason to watch considered they can't all get pissed and fuck around anymore

let he who would not piss in annie knight's arsehole cast the first stone.

Love you little rippers

>>150749838
haha ikwym haha iykwim haha

>>150749874
>Can you imagine looking into the window of someones soul and seeing nothing just black void.
This is basically every Australian women under 30 tbdesuhwy

>>150749879
It was probably from the genius mind of Laura Kane tired of getting mogged

>>150749874
>"I want the paddy dangerfield look"
grim

Not good being by myself, mind goes in strange and bad directions

>>150749879
I can see the Brownlow getting like the Cannes Film Festival, where organisers will have to tell the women explicitly to stop dressing like absolute whores

>>150749921
derp
>>150749808

is the brownlow 18+?
if a player had a hsgf could he bring her or would he have to scour scarlet blue for a date? or bring his mum?

>>150749904
whats dangers got to do with this?

Mind playing tricks on me, wants me to do something bad; trying to fight it

Is anyone gonna watch the footy tonight

He gonna act out!!!!

>>150749965
no but steven spectate

>>150749958
Wish I could, out for dinner

>>150749978
no but steven ate
>>150749969
meant for
>>150749958

>>150749982
Don’t ever fucking quote me if you’re going to respond with some absolute fucking bullshit rubbish cunt. Last warning.

>>150749987
rundle st maccas in 15 minutes champ

>>150749987
dis nibba got a short fuse

>>150749999
quads of truth

>>150749987
fuck are you gonna do about it cunt, I'd put one on your chin if you had one you dysgenic piece of shit

>>150745190
A win rate of a little under 50% for EF winners vs QF losers is about what you'd expect. The extraordinarily low strike rate from 2000-2013 (2 out of 28) is the real statistical anomaly.

>>150750006
I’ll fucking show you if you keep talking like a big man. You’re talking like a big man with no chance of backing it up. I’ll fucking disintegrate your jaw.

please don't argue and threaten each other :(

>>150750032
watch your tone when addressing me champ

Shut up tadpole.

i am the most hardened badass in /afl/

>>150750026
only think you're disintegrating is a packet of Doritos you fucking slob. Railway Hotel, Tydeman Road in 20 minutes, I'm wearing a grey hoodie you fucking nowhere cunt

Use biget. It will get nice & cushy. Won't be hard

>>150749203
honestly surprising this kind of thing doesn't happen more often

>drawstring just broke on my favourite trackpants
NOOOOOOOO FUCK THIS GAY EARTH I WISH I WAS DEAD

>>150749190
around 5-12th imo
could be anywhere depending on form and injuries but with a harder draw they'll struggle plus i think their list overrated their only good forwards are thilthorpe and rachele

>>150750092
fix it yourself mate, will make them an even bigger favourite when you put effort into your clothes, makes them your own.

>>150749190
if Tex is as cooked as he looked last night then you aren't making the 8. 10th-11th I rekon

You're a puffer fish mate. You're all puffed up now but when I knock the wind out of you you'll revert back to being a little runt.

>>150750092
Welp, seems there no other option. You know what to do.

>>150750117
I think tex was getting used too much and I reckon if he commanded less of the footy adelaide would have done better.

There should be a finals for the bottom 8 teams
winner gets a silver spoon

>>150750117
i agree they're too reliant on him, it's going to be interesting if they make him retire or not
but also idk who they have to replace him their forward line is super shit without thilth

>>150750121
Absolutely despicable post, you should be completely ashamed of yourself

Fuck would kill for a Guinness right now.

>>150750119
based guy talking to snapper aboud

>>150750136
they'll need to do some savvy trading if they force him out to free up salary cap otherwise they are fucking shot

>>150750136
Fogarty's not bad. Their bigger problem is in the small-forward role

ragesperg got real quiet when I called him out, typical bully. All show and no go, weak chinless cunt.

>>150750162
and what a win it was

>>150750148
>t. padraig o'coughlin

>>150750162
haha

Go Pies.

Just the bottom 4. With 8, won't be fair

I used to hate the Irish, but then I realised that they're my Celtic brothers in standing against the Anglo-Saxon menace.

I hate this gook timer

>>150750162
>The last time iggs were in the 8

Apparently this broke their spirit because they've been shit ever since

>>150749673
Why do you always have diarrhea?

>>150750228
jewish people love scatological humour

>>150750228
fuck off glowie

>Want to post something
>But someone will make a new thread soon
Waiting

My iggs bottom of the ladder but still cause seethe. Kek. You all know what's coming... live it up while you can.

>>150750248
>smugly begs for priority picks and FA concessions 8 years after a prem
their rep is forever tainted

lachie neale, the igg
patrick cripps, the igg

>>150750248
>You all know what's coming

>>150750226
careful you'll set him off

Where's threadsperg?

>>150750263
>cripple
>cripp
fitting time to become iggs

>>150750263
Iggs apparently approached Lachie halfway through this season about doing a Hodge and coming there to help the kids.
He turned them down.
https://x.com/SweeneyPaddy9/status/1966454908703703467

I'm pure fucking evil. I delight in carnage in bloodshed. Don't fuck with me.

MAKE THE NEWEY!!!

>>150750296
i still don't understand the neale back to wa rumours, why tf would he want to go back there

>>150750292
Here, lazy cunt.

>>150750310
>>150750310
>>150750310

>>150750296
I've heard multiple reasons why he left Perth, from hating Lyon to the fact that he was too high profile in a two team town to go anywhere, his wife had a pretty successful salon business going that she shut down so they could move to QLD, no chance he would come back, the extra heat of going to the Iggs wouldn't be worth it for him. Would feel like he was going backwards in life.

>>150750300
*pinches ur bum

>>150748862
Kek at Goldie’s nuts that low and that the kike is accurately circ’d