Thread 150743420

Go Vikings!

ironic that a "fan" of a team called the fudgepackers goes out of his way to call other teams "gay"

JJ holding his 1st born son, Gayleb Williams

>>150743438
>fudgepackers
What do they actually pack though?

>>150743420 (OP)
I made this thread

will they be at the chiefs game on sunday?

>>150743420 (OP)
>Just gets it stolen from him
KWAB

>>150743456
Meat, unironically

>>150743472
>that file naming scheme
no, you didn't.

>>150743478
no they're afraid of Jackson Mahomes

>>150743456
meat, into their anuses.

>>150743420 (OP)
what's worse having the Mahomes flu or Lamar cramps?

>>150743507
he was talking about the male- ohhhhhhhh....

I'm eating good tonight

>>150743523
Damn, that is a good deal.

>>150743523
Got any jack in the boxes near you? You can get 1800-2000 calories worth of goyslop for around $7

>>150743443
Imagine walking into the locker room and you see your QB doing this shit

>Isn't he beautiful?
>I'm all about family first you know

Yeah, I'm getting the FUCK outa here. Dude is a bust.

>>150743535
Ok Laquarius

>>150743535
>JJM making packturds seething all week.

How many against the Bears this week?

>>150743551
Will it be funnier if the Bears win or lose?

>>150743581
A lot of people would laugh and goof post if the Wions lose. He has a longer lineage of haters

>>150743556
Cowboys have small tits.

my falcons are gonna get GAPED sunday :(

>>150743599
It'd be funniest if it was basically a repeat of MNF. The Bears do well for 3 quarters so everyone can go >goof, then they fall apart so everyone can still laugh at the Bears

>>150743581
a tie would be the funniest

i have a grindr date i need to get ready for. enjoy sitting at home on a friday night

>>150743651
Penis Jr just cant compete

reek to the queefs
aj brown to stoolers
burrow to the burrs

all gonna happen in october.

>>150743670
Thanks, I will.

>>150743581
It's KWAB all around desu senpai.

>>150743668
A 3-3 tie

GayJ Brown back to the Titans btw. You heard it here first

>>150743670
You won’t be sitting for a few days

>>150743535
Meanwhile in reality you can see him be so focused on football he was watching tape as his wife gave birth lmfao

>>150743684
1993.

Consider the Rams

>>150743670
anyway, go pack go!

>>150743745
done. what next?

>>150743745
>corpse of a QB
>declining RBs
>ded WR (again)
>literal who TE
>mediocre defense with 2 above average players
the (((NFL))) will give them the west, but they will do nothing with it.

>>150743752
*blow pack blow
ftfy

>>150743670
You need to be studying, Caleb.

Bussy

why would anyone even entertain the thought of the eagles trading away AJ Brown?

>>150743773
McSharry sucks penis jr

>>150743523
>app exclusive deal

I fucking hate this shit. "Oh, you just came into the store to give us money and order over the counter? Fuck you for not using your phone, we're giving phonefags deals you're not eligible for."

Well, excuse the shit out of me for trying to patronize your business without downloading your official software on my private device. Go fuck yourselves

>NYG@DAL
Cowboys
>SEA@PIT
Steelers
>LAR@TEN
Rams
>BUF@NYJ
Bills
>NE@MIA
Pats
>JAX@CIN
Bengals
>SF@NO
Saints (49ers too injured)
>CLE@BAL
Ravens
>CHI@DET
Tie
>DEN@IND
Broncos...but barely
>CAR@ARI
Cards
>PHI@KC
Eagles
>ATL@MIN
Vikings...but barely
>TB@HOU
Buccs
>LAC@LVR
Raiders...but barely

>>150743756
Call a friend

Jj McCarthy is not a good quarterback

>>150743799
you're right, he's a great quarterback

>>150743783
slow news day for the (((24 hour NFL news crews)))

Every since he's come out as Japanese he's sucked. What is going on?

>>150743799
don't worry, Air Bud is up next and after that it's gonna be a blind fat black woman in a wheelchair and the Kangz will still manage 12 wins (and getting bounced in the divisional round).

If Lamar Jackson had this passing chart he'd be ripped to shreds. Why do we defend Jayden?

>>150743841
I didn't see many people defending Goff or Daniels for getting BTFO by the Packers. Both played like shit and their stats only looked marginally better because of garbage time TDs down 3 possessions in the 4th quarter.

>>150743819
He can't see down the field, his eyes are too small

>>150743819
TNF road game. Settle down, Beavis.

>>150743841
People have literally dubbed him Gayden Scamiels.

>>150743841
Because Jayden just needs more help!

>>150743758
Stop tying with your mom's dick

>>150743899
not to mention that he needs mo time

>>150743790
>download app
>order goyslop
>pick up goyslop from restaurant
>delete app
Wala

>>150743820
1993.

>>150743906
>packtard getting this flustered xhe can't even type correctly.
kwapacktard

>>150743841
>DUDE SPAM PASSES LMAO
commies aren't a serious team

>>150744005
who?

JJ is a black man, actually

>>150744030
He has a big dick?

>>150743799
Yea he's elite

>>150744038
Yes

>>150744020
the packturd webm spammer from last night.

>>150744053
Oh.

>Players ruled out for Sunday include J.C. Latham, T’Vondre Sweat, Brock Purdy, Chase Young (pictured), Julian Blackmon, Trevor Penning, Nick Emmanwori, Joey Porter, DeShon Elliott, Derrick Harmon, Josh Reynolds, Jay Tufele, Ed Oliver, Christian Gonzalez, Keion White, Darren Waller, Storm Duck, Austin Jackson, Benito Jones, Daron Bland, Kyler Gordon, Michael Hall, Isaiah Likely, Patrick Ricard, Dallas Goedert, Will Shipley, Jalen Royals, Charvarius Ward, Jaylon Jones, Dre Greenlaw, Nate Adkins, Christian Darrisaw, Andrew Van Ginkel and Jeff Okudah.
Is the NFL too violent now?

>>150743670
you're married, Aaron

>>150744062
How many of these are concussion related? The NuFL is too soft.

it's over

>>150744020
I don't know. I just like posting it because whoever is getting butthurt thinks it's about them and gets more butthurt.

What is Clay Mathews' legacy? Is he just a steroid guy?

>>150744062
>Latham and Sweat

Rams is the easiest bet ever with those two out kek

>>150744105
Sharing a bed with Aaron rodgers

Umm Commirbros, what the FUCK is happening

>>150744105
Colin Kaepernick's bitch

>>150744125
Did they get approval for the new stadium?

>>150744125
He really is RG4

>>150744030
I think about Rome everyday

>>150744175
kek

Fact: Passer rating and QBR are meaningless. Watch the fucking tape.

FACT: watching tape is meaningless if you don't know what you're looking at

>>150744145
Why doe that matter now?

>>150744191
That guy annoys me. Tries too hard to be cool
No, not Joey B

>>150744211
>qb can't make it past his first read without fleeing
Fuck what does it all mean?

>>150744199
watching tape is for amateurs, I just look at the final score and imagine what happened and base all my opinions on that

>>150744225
Based

FACT: watching the tape doesn't mean shit if your eyes are closed

>>150744062
>Storm Duck
Mascots get listed on injury report now?

>>150744125
>daniels taped and gaped
>NFC east can't have repeat winners
Wonder who'll take the division between the giants and cowboys

>No Brock Bowers
ez win for jim

It's no coincidence that Frank Reich and Shane Steichen have suffered greatly because ultimately they weren't given a long term answer at QB.

>>150744125
>165 pound meme QBs
When will they ever learn?

tape this bussy

>>150744222
because their (((owner))) is about to make millions more from taxpayer funds.

>>150744239
Uh-oh, kiwi is dropping TRVKEs over here.

>>150744125
Maybe it's not a good idea to try hard like retards in a game you're going to lose. They got their QB and RB heemed for nothing.

The Commanders were my team in Madden :(

>>150744125
TAPED
then
GAPED

>>150744244
He's gonna play. He's skipping practice cause he doesn't need any to terrorize the Chorgers

>>150744263
>backwards cap

Better not wear that post game or Colin finna throw a wobbly

>>150744286
Garbage time is the easiest way to rack up empty stats for contract bonuses.

>>150744286
>he thinks they play to win the game
kek

>>150744263
I feel like Joe looks like that one cousin everyone has.

>>150744222
Just wondering. It would be strange if they changed the name, got a new owner, began looking like a team that people would actually come and pay to see which caused a complete 180° shift in public opinion of them, then they finally get approval for the new stadium and immediately go back to being shit like they had been for years.

I havent had a drink in like 40 days and still feel like shit and bored all the time.
Anyway, go Bungles

>wheel of fortune just had a "drag queen" on this past week
When does the NFL take this next step into degeneracy.

Marshon Lattimore don't look so good...

>>150744334
relax they just got to the homo cheerleaders

>>150744346
they've had faggot cheerleaders for a while now...

>>150744334
>>150744346
how soon we forget

My apartment manager is a muslim that speaks good English and calls everyone brother like he's Hulk Hogan
Anyways, SKOL VIKINGS

>>150744334
First tranny qb? You got it, goy. We're thinking broncos or cardinals

>packtard faggot is STILL boilin'
kek, have a webm, bitch.

>>150744374
>tfw the NuFL will have a mentally-ill dude who thinks he is a woman starting on a team before an actual woman
kek

>>150744374
Just wait for the CTE to hit Trevor Lawrence and he'll transition

Packers are going to the Super Bowl

>>150744125
Embiid of the NFL, Josh Harris has done it again.

>>150744417
>and then I turned off my xbox
finished that for you.

>>150744125
Taped
Raped
GAPED

>>150744431
>playing videogames during the owl
ngmi

>>150743997
They traded their RB1 so 30yo Ekeler could be their bellcow. Double digit IQ franchise.

>>150744438
>n-no u!
kwapackturd

>>150744334
Are you over the age of 60? Why are you watching cable television?

>>150744489
>cable television?
based retard. get off the couch, zoomie.

Is Green Gay for real?
Or just an overreaction for beating two overrated teams at home

>>150744554
Who's their qb?

>>150743913
>>150743790
>on my private device
The first mistake you made is assuming you have privacy with your phone. No such thing. They are surveillance tools for big tech to send targeted ads to you.

>>150744554
Their ceiling is losing the divisional round so to answer you, kind of but not really

>>150744516
You got AIDs nigger?

>>150744575
and your computer isn't?

>>150744596
I use Linux and all open source software.

>private device

What about Primate device?

>>150744462
>zero implication of a no u
(You) ESLs have shit up this site for far too long

shit up this bussy

>>150744611
Yeah. Sure thing.

so will the jews let him become a starter again?

Why is /spee/ treating week one like week 16? Is this your first time watching a football game?

>>150744611
>he doesn't know

>>150744313
>years
Decades :(

Mac Jones redemption arch is gonna be so fire bros

>>150744335
He's shit, am I'm tired of defending him

>>150744675
>arch
lmao I’m so high sry bros

Surely you guys won't make the same mistake of overhyping qbs, right?

>>150744669
Week 1 is a liar..... sometimes

>>150744669
Why are you pretending that this place hasn't always reeked of recency bias and forming opinions based around emotions?

The Steelers long snapper’s name is what?

Now ever since a nigga was a seed
Only thing promised to me was the penitentiary, still ballin
Ridin' on these niggas 'cause they lame
In a 6-1 Chevy, still heavy in this game—can you feel me?
Blame it on my momma I'm a thug nigga
Up before the sunrise, quicker than the drug dealers
Tell me if it's on, nigga then we first to bomb
Bust on these bitch-made niggas, hit 'em up, WESTSIDE
Ain't nobody love me as a broke nigga
Finger on the trigger, Lord forgive me if I smoke niggas
I love my females strapped, then fuck her from the back
I get my currency in stacks, California's where I'm at - right?
Passed by while these niggas wonder why
I got shot but didn't die, let 'em see who's next to try
Did I cry? Hell nah, nigga tears shed
For all my homies in the pen', many peers dead, nigga
Still Ballin'

>>150744820
I want to delude myself into thinking there are straight males on this board

>>150744669
Newfag. We shitpost and chest thump out of pure love for the game.
Cazies OUT

On yesterday's game someone said that the packers are probably the 3rd best team. What do you guys think are the top 3 teams currently?

>>150744830
is this a hate crime??

>>150744869
In no order
Bills, Ravens, Eagles

>>150744869
Bills ravens eagles in some order

>>150744847
Try blocking out the noise in your head that you're not gay, or just kill yourself, which is preferred.

>>150744869
Most people would say Eagles, Bills and Packers rn but like anon said it's early as fuck you can't tell much pre Thanksgiving about who the best teams are. Eagles started 2-2 last year and got BTFO by the Bucs before they went on a tear

>>150744886
>>150744894
Interesting

>>150744869
>someone said
>4chan
literally no one cares but if you had to I'd do the opposite

>>150744909
I dont take it that seriously but it got me thinking what probably were the top teams so i knew who to keep an eye on

Colorado getting absolutely worked by Houston rn kek

>>150744896
nah, my existence makes you seethe. I might as well make a trip persona to induce your strokes and aneuryms

If Jayden Daniels is hurt I am going to crash out

>>150744869
Bills, Eagles, Chargers

Does AJ Brown to the Bills make any sense?
Do they have the cap for it?

>>150744983
Dont ignore my post >>150744983
Respond.

>>150744980
>muh trickster rookie qb
fuck him and fuck you

>>150744983
He's not going anywhere you dumb piece of shit.

BILLS SHALL RISE

I can't believe there was a time in my life where I respected Da Burrs

>>150744983
>thinking (((howie))) would trade him right now

>>150745041
There is nothing “punished” about this nigga

>>150745039
Retard. Hes chimping out right at this very second. Jalen has wanted to smother him in his sleep for years now.

Would Vince Young be a decent QB if he played in the 2020s

>>150744191
you just know

>>150745046
Nice that he keeps that number handy for himself.

>>150745062
How wrong you are...

>>150745073
Hell no. He would be Anthony Richardson

>>150745073
No

>>150745065
yawn

>>150745101
Thats right AJ, take your ass to sleep. I know Jalen has his pillow ready for you nigga

>>150745091
>reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee da super bvaaaaaaaaaaaaawl means everything!!!!!!!!!!!
kwaqueefsfag

>>150745065
I'm sure the Eagles are just hankering to eat a $90 million dollar dead cap hit

>>150745113
>nigga
coward

>>150745073
Too old

How do we keep returning to the media created narrative surrounding AJ Brown

>>150745140
Zoomers are gay.

>>150745119
Yeah Im sure the Giga kike Roseman is excited to pay him 32 million a year for chimp outs and 1 catch a game

>>150745140
trying to manifest philadelphia's downfall

btw AJ Brown has chimped out 0(zero) times, but has made 3 All-Pro teams during his Eagle tenure (currently in season 4)

>>150744869
Bills, Ravens, Packers
Packers defense has looked great and the Ravens are probably the most impressive team even with their collapse. Bills on paper don't look special but Allen has proven time and time again that he is that guy and I will never vote against him.
Eagles didn't impress me against Dallas and I refuse to believe in the Chargers until they win a playoff game. Even when they beat the Chiefs, they REALLY were trying to Chorger it

>>150744062
>least amount of contact ever in camp and in games
>more injuries than ever
nuNFL is GAY and filled with GAYS

there is obviously some new PED being used across all sports though that is causing all these achilles injuries. They used to be rare, now you've got multiple star players popping their achilles every year

>>150744830
>>150744882
Kansas City Royals had a first base coach named Rusty Kuntz

They used to be an NFL quarterback named dick shiner

>>150744869
MY reffies mog

>>150745248
based

>age 25 years
>look better

how did he do it, bros?

What’s Maye’s ceiling?

>>150745263
who cares?

>>150745201
>These tears are comon with roiders because muscles grow a lot faster than what the tendons can handle. Takes a longer time for tendons to handle that weight/workload that the muscle is capable of.

>>150745041
>Allen and Herbert both married/engaged to jews
what's their endgame?

>>150745092
Richardson could only wish
But I see the resemblance

>>150745293
Television

>>150745140
What is the narrative?

>>150745288
players have been using roids for decades without this rate of achilles tears, there's something new causing it
>>150745259
the White man marches on

>>150745259
He looked bogged at the bottom

>>150745263
Healthy Sam Bradford

>>150745263
Temu Justin Herbert

OH NO NO NO NO NO

>>150745320
That anyone within the Eagles org wants AJ to play for any other team, or that the Eagles would ever entertain the idea.

>>150745361
On his way to being CJ Stroud 2.0

>>150745363
How true is this
I’m an idiot for drafting that guy

>>150745259
Adrenochrome

>>150745380
Let's just say, AJ isn't going anywhere

Bears

Black QBs

White QBs

Can't belive someone else signed this idiot

>>150745563
Nothing pisses me off more than the NFL letting lineman set up in a V formation. Enforce the fucking rules.

reminder to all football frens to take it easy

Rasm gonna finna boutta win da owl

>>150745641
Nah

>>150745578
But it's the Bears. It kinda makes sense

>>150745263
Idk probably Mitch Trubiskt or whatever is name is

>>150745544
I have no idea what this is supposed to represent

>>150745740
Big number gud, small number baed

>>150745740
the eagles have a higher number than the bears which means the eagles are cool and the bears stink

>>150745740
Probably "wins since [day after the Hail Mary]" but the retarded Fentadelphian didn't include that

>>150745704
Yea

>>150745330
My theory is that players are a lot faster now. For example, now linebackers tend to focus on speed instead of size. Game moves faster now which leads to players reaching past their body's limit.

>>150745578
Is that Puka Nakua

>>150745611
Based lad. Take it easy too fren! Thank you for caring about your /nfl/ bros

Someone told me Daniel Jones is dating Kay Adams... Wtf

>>150745975
Nah she's dating me

>>150745905
>x
kys

>>150745975
Indiana "Danny Dimes" Jones is raiding that Kayussy

Will the Rams be able to beat the Titans and move to 2-0?

>>150745986
Trip on YoungGOD

>>150745986
You? Lmao thats a brutal rebound after i dumped her

>>150746008
Indy Jones is so lucky...

BakeGod is winning MVP this year. Ya seethe?

>>150746081
Hurts is

>>150745330
>>150745931
It’s caused primarily by overtraining. The improvements to nutrition and exercise plans have allowed players to get closer than ever before to their physical limits. The downside is if you do not push your body to these limits, you will concede the edge to a player that does with equal talent. Ligaments are the limiting factor of the human body and tend to give out explosively.

>>150746126
kek ya seethe

>>150746142
Caleb...

I like horses :)

>>150746137
>It’s caused primarily by overtraining
But thats not true. The NFLs CBA makes it so players by rule, train and practice less, and have restrictions on padded practice.

I agree with the rest of your post though. Its so much easier in todays world to get your body to redline and keep it there. If you dont you get edged out.

>>150746192
Nix is about to throw another 2 pix

>>150746192
Peyton is rooting for the broncos btw

>>150746229
Duh, the Colts fucked him over even if they have a statue of him. He considers himself a Bronco more than a Colt.

Life ain't going well

>>150746192
Oh hey, we got a white woman in /nfl/.

>>150746205
They probably have all those restrictions because of what that anon said desu.

>>150746205
Sorry I should have been clearer, I mean working out as opposed to practice. The problem is players going too far and not getting enough rest, which are both unenforceable issues and require the player to make good decisions every day. Rest is a big issue because plenty of athletes think if they don’t have a bar or a ball in their hands then it counts.

I unironically enjoy seeing Caleb play well

>>150746253
in most white trash circles it never goes well

How do kickers and punters get CTE?
They get hit maybe like 4-5 times a season if that

>>150746291
That doesnt square with the fact that these catastrophic injuries are going up, not down. Please read the thread.

>>150746325
Some of it is more play early in life. CFB has evolved to be more competitive, and so you have more wear and tear on players.

>>150746192
my blue horses are gonna booty blast those shitty orange horses

>>150746243
For some reason colts fans deny this basic truth

>>150746338
>CFB has evolved to be more competitive, and so you have more wear and tear on players.
Again this isnt true. College players are playing less and hitting the draft earlier than ever.

>>150746205
that's only team stuff. Most serious players, especially at the skill positions, have their own trainers and stuff they do on their own time. In general though the current prevailing thought is that it's too much specialization at an early age and it snowballs. There was an article a few years ago about how a ton of basketball players were coming into the nba already at high risk for injury with poor medicals due to the regimens they did as teens/kids. Stuff like achilies tears used to be considered old man injuries that happened from wear and tear

>>150746399
>There was an article a few years ago about how a ton of basketball players were coming into the nba already at high risk for injury with poor medicals due to the regimens they did as teens/kids.
Sounds interesting. Do you have a link to this?

why is tom such an asshole?

*enters thread*
sup homos

>>150746434
worst td celebration of all time

>>150746434
How do you even figure out you can do this?

>>150746417

https://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/27125793/these-kids-ticking-bombs-threat-youth-basketball

>>150746434
best td celebration of all time

>>150746453
fix your team Mike

>>150746453
>WHO GOT THAT BIG D YEAH YEAH WHO GOT THAT BIG D YEAH YEAH

>>150746434
N

why do athletes (primarily black ones) all try to do the “false step” juke?

it is the LEADING cause of career ending and life altering achilles injuries.
have never seen a white guy go for this move. but it has become very popular to where achilles injuries have skyrocketed since

>>150746425
(((dov)))

>>150746457
I don't know why I find it so funny, but I fucking love it. I think it's because it's just so absurd.

hilarious how miami picked the worst QB in the draft

>>150746495
pic related, a false step

(ekler, torn achilles. estimated 1-2 year recovery)

>>150746434
*blocks your path*
not so fast

>>150746467
Thanks

>>150746532
what the fuck how did he do that

>>150746556
a level of zest only those with high traces of melanin may possess.

>>150746434
based goofball cam bynum making speetards seethe since he was on the KANGZ

>>150746516
>1-2 year recovery
nah he's done

JJ named his newborn son Rome Micah McCarthy. Based or cringe?

>>150746556
nogs are weirdos

>>150746633
100% BASED

>>150746633
Cringe that you care about little niglets names.

>>150746373
Look how much faster the 40 times are now. And it's not just WRs. Lots of other positions are prioritizing speed over size. I'm sure there are other factors but athletes overloading and their tendons in order to get more speed is a main factor.

>>150746514
Just like the bears with Caleb

>>150746682
I overload your moms throat tendons with my cock

>>150746719
That was rude and uncalled for.

>>150746719
>>150746732
This because we all know your dick is shrimpy and forgetful.

>>150746253
My life will have been dogshit for 31 years on Tuesday. I honestly think people should be sterilized until they prove they're capable of taking care of kids emotionally and financially. If the human race eventually goes extinct because of it, then so be it.

>>150745259
Dude is going to look like Simon Cowell in 10-15 years.

>>150746719
There are no throat tendons

>>150746770
It's never too late to mortar strike your state capitol friend

>>150746825
Shutup, Ivan.

https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootballtalk/rumor-mill/news/tyreek-hill-my-focus-is-on-football-not-outside-noise
What does Tyreek have on Goodell? How has he skated through his whole career being a total piece of shit with zero repercussions?

>>150746633
Bastard son

>>150746846
He run good

>>150746841
>not the heckin wkyk references on my blue board!

>>150746846
>total piece of shit
beating women makes you based not a piece of shit but your T levels are lower than your grandpa's corpse so you wouldn't know that

Powerful.

>>150746633
>Rome
Based
>Micah
Cringe nignog-coded name

>>150746866
HAPPY BABY

>>150746866
>dear Jesus please make me good at football
>amen

>>150746866
You will see DeShaun Watson take snaps as a Cleveland Brown before Shadeur Sanders

>>150746849
At least he will grow up with a father.

>>150746860
That memead is so aids it sort of inverses back to being funny and I hate myself for thinking that

>>150746434
He literally pulled this

>>150746866
You think he told the pastor to go get the peanut oil?

>>150746860
Show your stuff and drink milk!

>>150746605
>>150746532
>>150746434
Zoomers can't dance but all they do is dance, what a conundrum

Zoomers can't dance but all they do is this bussy

I refuse to have sex with anyone besides my mother

So Joshy ball so hard reffies wanna fine me But first reffies gotta find me What's 40 score to a muhfucka like me Can you please remind me?

Ball so hard, this shit crazy Ya'll don't know that don't shit phase me Lameme could go 0-17 and I look at you like this shit gravy Ball so hard, this shit weird We ain't even spose to be here, Ball so hard, Since we here It's only right that we be fair Psycho, I'm liable to be go Michael Take your pick, penis jr, penix jr, penis tuner, penis trooner, Score 6 Ball so hard, got a broke clock, met hailey on tiktok Meme Lamar that's losing time, he's sucking Ed Oliver's big cock. Ball so hard, I'm shocked too, I'm supposed to be locked up too If you escaped what I've escaped You'd be in Buffalo getting fucked up too Ball so hard, let's get faded, Memein on Lameme for like 6 days Gold bottles, new avenger models, 1 second left on my sick J's Bitch behave, Just might let you meet Joshy A, Buff town he shall save, I'm movin' the ravens to a BK

[Hook:] Josh Ball so hard muhfuckas wanna fine me That shit crazy [x6] [Josh Allen] Hailey said Josh can we lynch that coon now? I said look you need to crawl 'fore you ball Come and meet me in the bathroom stall And show me why you deserve to have it all That shit crazy, Ain't it Kincaid? What LJ order, sub-41 filet? My whip so cold, this old thing? Act like you'll ever be around ugly apes like this again Bougie girl, grab her hand Fuck ol girl she don't wanna dance Excuse my French but I fucked your ass (I'm just sayin) Caleb William's ain't do it right if you ask me Cause if I was him I would've thrown some more TD's.

not reading that

>>150747128
roll tide

>>150747155
What happens when you lames are falling apart week 12? Your defense is already shit

Will this be the year Allen gets the help he needs?

>>150747155
What's your record my nigga? What a comeback gorilla? What's chuds my deala? What's that jacket, you jigga? Doctors say I'm the illest Cause I'm suffering from realness Got my billies in Balti And they hangin gorillas, huh! [McDermott] Ball so hard reffies wanna fine me Ball so hard league wanna fine me [Josh Allen:] You are now watching the throne Don't let me get in my zone [x3] These other niggaas is lyin Actin' like the season ain't mine I got that hot bitch in my home You know how many black qbs I own Don't let me in my zone [x4] The stars is in the building They hands is to the ceiling I know I'm bout to kill jews How you know, I got that feeling You are now watching the throne Don't let me into my zone [x2] I'm definitely in my zone

>>150744593
Open bob baby

>>150747155
>What LJ order, sub-41 filet
kek

>>150747241
2-0 hbu

Raiders are going to booty blast them chorgers

>>150747349
no offense but both teams suck ass

>>150747366
You think that can stop whats coming?

>>150747349
>covers his body with the faces of blacks
what a fucking cuck.

>>150747383
Is that your dad peering into your bedroom while you sleep?

>>150747402
That's your mom pulling you out of your dad's asshole

>>150747402
How strangely specific. Do you have experience with this anon?

>>150747402
yours doesn't?

>>150747443
God I wish that was me

>>150747443
>he cute

>>150747241
>7241
>41
Poetry

>>150747484
>some crazy fan tosses a grenade into their booth
That would just be crazy.

now this is badass

>>150747484
>Mr. Kelce? Um we actually don't allow trannys in Florida your husband is gonna have to be reported to Brazil

>>150747224
>40 points scored on the bills D
I think ot

>>150747484
why is she hanging with nick wright?

>>150747514
Don't you have some Indians to Doordash to rn?

>>150747484
when did he get fat and retarded looking?

>>150747542
when she started dumping soibeans in his soup.

>>150747514
1993.

>>150747557
What happened in the frigid winter of 93?

>>150747570
It was the Summer, actually...

>>150747575
Tell me more anon

>>150747542
he has that post malone look on his face

>>150747542
He had more aura when he was with Kayla

how the FUCK did this goblin land a cute black gf?

>>150747602
God I wish that was me

>>150747608
How suicidal do you think she is?
You were dating a handsome multimillionaire, fumbled it and got traded in for Taylor fucking Swift

>>150747618
This is bait right ?

>>150747630
She’s still publicly crashing out to this day

>>150747618
>floppy tits
yeeuck.

>>150747637
kek where can I see this?

>>150747646
Ehh, you would have to listen to her podcast. I got it from headlines on Twitter

>>150747618
>mahomo opened a steakhouse

that retard puts ketchup on his steak. what makes him think he has the culinary chops to run a restaurant?

>>150747602
Really off topic but there was a fallout mod back in the day that gave the mannequins holes you could fuck for health restoration, amongst other things. Like 90% sure it was inspired just by this one prop gag

>>150747666
>podcast

sometimes I feel like I'm the only person without a podcast

>>150747675
>thinking the mutt has anything to do with the restaurant
Not even Gordon Ramsey oversees his BurGR restaurants (for example). He just gets the monthly check.

>>150747558
Cruise missile.

>>150747684
Shit, man. Even Dennis and Dee had a podcast.

>>150747675
because
Americans

>>150747684
Wanna start a podcast with me? We can call it "Two Racist Shitposters"

>>150747708
>t. has to cover everything in nuclear-waste-tier spice to kill any microbes on it so it can be consumed

>>150747500
Isn't that how WW1 got started?

>>150747731
I'm not racist

>>150747745
Name one panama cuisine item

>>150747745
What does that have to do with u being fools of conventional marketing

>>150747760
fried green bananas

>>150747749
Actually, anon, a lot of things lead up to the start of "The Great War", as it was called at the time.

>>150747758
You will be when im through with you

>>150747684
Most people I know can't go 5 minutes listening to their own thoughts its really sad actually

>One ex obsessed with true crime podcasts to the point she would say me moving furniture even an inch was 'sus' because something about carpet indentations

>Another ex obsessed with some sex podcast where they bring on one night stands. 8 hours in the car one trip without a single song being played, just 'omg fuck suck sex that's so taboo omggg'

>college buddy will send me clips from some gay stoner podcast and I pretend to like them

Doesn't anyone just reflect or contemplate or just have conversations anymore? So weird

>>150747770
Plantains*

>>150745555
72 running like a toddler cracked me up. Love when the big guys hustle.
>>150745583
Based

>>150747772
Any book recommendations?

>>150747765
I don't live check-to-check. Seethe more.

>>150747786
What does that have to do with mahomes food?

>>150747785
get your hands on an original copy of Mein Kampf. Not the (((re-released))) versions, for obvious reasons. Mind opening material.

>>150747794
Pretty sure you’re responding to a chatbot

>>150747794
>yte ppl dun sesun dey fuuuud!
begone foreigner.

>>150747818
What does that have to do with you being fools of conventional marketing

>>150747824
see: >>150747818

>>150747818
the pinnacle of caucasian cuisine

>>150747831
See
>>150747824

>>150747785
George VI biography would be a good start. A lot of the leaders were all related and successions/inheritance disputes in Europe were a big factor leading to the war

Viking fans are like that retarded step child

>>150747838
>>150747824
see: >>>/ck/
This is a football thread. Stay on topic...or else.

>>150747855
V sorry

>>150747866
nigga We’re talking about mutthomes restaurant
Keep up

>>150747873
Looking for dishwasher jobs are we?

>>150747873
>now he is using racism on a blue board...

>>150747835
>rice
>caucasian
lmao

go to bed Van Halen song

>>150747835
>rice
Potatoes maybe

>>150747887
It’s ok I can use that word

>>150747835
Years ago I was eating in a chipotle and some white lady complained to the staff that the other ice was "too spicy"
White people are truly pathetic

Why /NFL/ threads aren't locked to American IP's?
Kiwianon and other foreigners always just rage bait and shitpost

why is belichick's gf hanging out in the locker room?

>Vikings are undefeated since hiring Blaize and Louie

I think we may have underestimated the power of bussy...

>>150747940
you really think bill is giving her any action? phhbbt.

>Why /NFL/ threads aren't locked to American IP's?
>Kiwianon and other foreigners always just rage bait and shitpost

>>150747936
Personally i only filter the hobbit. The other foreigners dont bother me too much

imagine getting trucked by jordan love

>>150747936
Imagine being on 4chan and getting triggered by other ppl.
Go to Reddìt or something

>>150747966
>>150676498

>>150747936
No clue, but you can tell that faggot can't throw a football 20 yards

>KC bottom of AFCW
>About to be 0-2
Lol
Lmao even
Possibly roflcopter
High chance of death to my sides

>>150747973
this is what happens when you can't even sneeze near the NFL's darling mutt qbs...

>>150747985
>the rest of the AFCW have no success to celebrate so they have to resort to celebrating KC's losses

sad

>>150747973
this faggot's ass would have been lit up if it was 2001.

>>150748016
He cute

>>150747981
>implying I can't still laugh at the Bills

Ringless franchise on par with kangz and bongols for most KWAB'd in NFL history

>>150747926
>dumps 10 pounds of lawrys on everything
nigger

>>150747985
>0-2
Some might disagree with you.

>>150748035
still better than the new zealand team

>>150748035
You literally have another country's flag on your flag.

Gain independence through bloodshed and talk shit

>>150748025
can we please go back, I don't watch football because it's safe

>>150747973
qbs are taking advantage of the rules treating them like helpless infants. Mahomes did the exact same thing against the Chargers because they were easing up on him thinking he would slide.

>>150747835
kek

>>150748037
Found the pasty with a weak stomach

>>150748035
>his country VOLUNTARILY gave up their guns after some muslims got goodified
kek, what a faggot. Anyways, 42-14, iggles on Sunday afternoon.

Herbert is finally getting some respect

>>150748054
>You literally have another country's flag on your flag
jej

>>150748087
Uhhh not from me

>>150748101
:(

>>150748087
From his proctologist?

Friday and tuesday the footbaw withdrawal always hits. I've tried watching CFB on saturdays but it's just not the same as NFL.

>>150748077
Some gave up automatic rifles sure unless of course those people "reported them stolen" then who knows what happened to em

>>150748087
It was a good win. Herbert still needs to kick being so streaky. I'm not even bringing up playoffs what's the longest regular season win streak of his career? I'd bet it's no more than 4 games

>>150748069
yeah it's pretty great not being brown

>>150748077
weird how this was the post that shut the fucking aussie up for good.

>>150748092
he's so eternally cucked and gaped its unreal
>>150676498

>>150748120
>he doesn't hole up in his apartment with an 8ball and a couple of hookers for 36 hours after work Friday
KWAB

>>150745611
Checked. Thank you.

>>150748160
>he only gets two hookers
NGMI

>>150748133
I can tell by how bitter you sound

>>150748132
>some
50,000.
>yeah, but
ok, cuck.

>>150748014
Why don't teams roster one UFL LB whose job is to heem Patrick Mahomes once?

>>150748133
Even better not being Jewish kek can you imagine?

>>150748200
How does that impact me again? Are you implying I'm one of those people?

>>150748187
>not leading a Colombian sex cult for free infinite coke and sex
What a fucking faggot

>>150748218
Because the Saints still haven't recovered from the bounty scandal penalties

>aussie roots for a team in America lead by a >black qb
>goes to no ends to explain how he isn't a fucking cuck
kek

>>150748255
/general

>>150748255
Checked and kek'd

>American brings up cuckoldry multiple times
>New Zealand doesn't acknowledge or type the word at all
>American then brings up cuckoldry again
(You) are here
>American then seethes because he's a mutt retard thinking about blacks and cuckoldry 24/7

Kek plonked

>>150748255
Dawg this kiwi nigga posts every hour of the day. Don't matter if it's Tuesday or Friday either. He's seriously mentally ill

Yeah, the aussie bitch is seethin' today, boys.

>Browns QBs Shedeur Sanders, Dillon Gabriel, Bailey Zappe earning reps while running scout team offense
Funny, last I heard shitduer wasn't getting any reps...

Talk about cuckoldry and blacks some more mutt keklmao you're the one who brought it up

>>150748234
>liking sex with something that originated from some other guys dick and balls
That's pretty gay ngl

>>150748332
>Talk about cuckoldry and blacks
You literally got mugged and raped in New Orleans. Youre the expert on those things here not us.

here is >his hero

>>150748316
KWABOAT

Go Bills!

>>150748348
>making up interracial rape scenarios

Holy kek we're getting the full mutt experience today

>>150748368
Kwab'd bitch kek

I MISS BAHAMANON

>>150748386
I don't. I hope he never comes back.

>>150748386
He was in the Dolphins gamethread and made one appearance in the general post loss

>>150748386
he ded

Fucking Reddit kid type thread

>>150748417
And that's exactly what's going to happen next week on TNF.

>>150748424
Sounds like you need to go back then

>>150748368
Your Nan is a petrol huffin abbo. Go back to the maccas in bendigo and ask your dad for more ciggies you crashing out troon

>>150748424
agreed, lets make the next one >>150748479 way better and full of good content.

Someone baked the new bread two posts early lol

>>150748467
>gets called out for thinking about cuckoldry and blacks 24/7
>pivots to thinking about tranny's

Couldn't be funnier

>>150748504
mugged, raped, gaped

>>150748504
>crashes out even harder
Yikers