Thread 150747404

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my bears

B1G Champs

>>150747400
what they do

>this is a tough final minute to watch
can someone kick this fairy off the mic

>>150747416
in 2012

>>150747419
Waste time on a non call

>>150747419
spent like 10 minutes in a meeting only to say there's no foul on the play

>>150747416
stale and gay

>PooCLA clock management
lol

>>150747422
is that the former tight end, jake butt?

>throws it 7 yards with no time left
lmao

>Houston moneyline
>New Mexico +15.5

Pick 6

New Mexicos HC looks like he's done a line off a strippers ass before.

>>150747442
post slip

lol announcer said fifeety

LOOOOOOOOOOOL

>>150747404 (OP)
>black qbs?

>POOCLA
KEK

>>150747422
it wasn't that bad until this ten minute long final second

Wtf this will half time ever happen

god thie announcer is AWFUL

Jesus Christ fire everyone on UCLA's staff for this abortion of a final drive.

>timeout new mexico
JUST LET IT FUCKING END

Arizona's lily white boomer HC isn't wearing the ridiculous looking lei this season?

>>150747453
you haven't?

>>150747471
what'd they do?

>>150747486
They played Hawaii already.

>>150747494
made a 7 yard gain on the sideline then went out of bounds with a second left. Then they lost 5 yards on a false start

>>150747487
I have. Multiple times. That's why I know by looking at him that he probably has too.

>>150747501
lmfao

reffies dominating arizona rn

>>150747494
Rose Bowl is 9/10 of the way empty.

to anyone who's ever snarkily asked "what does prevent defense do????" you just saw one of maybe two actual applications of it
way to go Foster you actually made prevent defense look good you fucking chump

>hasnt been a dull moment at all
uhhhh

K State has kino helmets

>105 yards in their first 3 quarters
>pooCLA

>>150747486
>oh no not my heckin cultural appropriation
>i better post this to /r/dumbshit! ill get so much karma!

is there a worse announcer than RGIII? I'd rather listen to Beth Mowins

i wish this game lasted 8 quarters. what a fuckin' slopfest.

Non-conference games against conference opponents are faggotry and need to be banned
You're either playing a team in your conference or you're not

>>150747560
dont even joke about that Beth is the worst

>>150747560
No i'd never heard this fucking idiot before he's terrible.

>Oregon!
>take on!
>Northwestern!

wtf I thought Mendoza was a spic
why does he look white as fuck

WVU football released a peak kino video

https://x.com/WVUfootball/status/1966637953905541398

Also Go Lobos

Analyticsissies?

is k-state retarded????

>>150747604
most of northeastern kansas is...

my beloved

what games are you watching tomorrow, anon?

>>150747486
the Polynesian players probably told him it wasnt necessary

k-state has the dumbest playcalling ive ever seen and im a virginia tech fan

>>150747601
>It's Different

>We literally lose to OU Athens

>>150747686
depends how drunk I am and what games are close. Gateurds/LSPoo for sure

For me it is the Auburn Tigers, the best college football team.

How much longer does Coach Prime have before Colorado "goes in a different direction"?

>>150747686
Wisc/Alabama or maybe Clemson/GT (for the upset);Then Georgia/Tenn, Then Ohio State/Ohio - which isn't on your list for some reason?

Is the 42 hat Foster is wearing for Jackie Robinson? Is it some anniversary of something?

>>150747686
for me it's watching jawja tech beat clempus

>>150747768
>which isn't on your list for some reason?
That's just broadcast and cable games. No streaming games on there.

College

Admit it: You liked when Colorado was good even though you pretended to hate them at the time.

my reffies :)

>>150747453
TBF, there's not much of anything else to do in New Mexico

what with the high-pitched screaming in the UCLA game?!

UCLA should have the decency to just fucking drop sports if this is what they're going to put o the field.

this screeching is gonna make me put my remote through the TV.

>>150747686
Gonna watch my Sun Devils to see if they're finally gonna stop with the meme shit on offense and just run the ball down Texas State's throat.

>>150747453
The thought of the quality of strippers is New Mexico is a bit frightening.

k-state and zona both fucking suck

just took a massive stanley steemer and it smells like pasadena

>>150747821
just another (((immigrant))) making his way through the female dorms.

I still love and support my Indiana State University Sycamores despite getting used like a cheap whore by IU.

>>150747793
I want to lick their TUMMAHS

>>150747798
I still like when Colorado is good
Deion is a retard but he's hilarious to watch
He simultaneously triggers reddit by being a dick and triggers polfags by being black
It's beautiful

>>150747840
I would say you'll see even MORE of it because they'll be trying to work some shit out against a shitter.

chocolate braces cutie

>>150747862
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>150747821
its so annoying

>6'2 DE trucked by a 5'8 manlet
>PooCLA

Why is this taking so long in the K-State game?

>>150747761
Based After Dark Tiger bot

>>150747880
gawtdamn that girl got some broad shoulders.

This fucking chink ref in the Zona/Kstate game

Reffies have assumed direct control of this game

>>150747893
>girl
Anon, I...

>why is this taking so long
>camera pans to ref
> >_<

why are these bitches screaming so much god damn

>>150747897
Is it Mar? Mar is based

>>150747821
i just switched to this game. holy shit.

>>150747909
It's obviously a woman.

>Poo Mexico
You know what, I'm rooting for UCLA to win now.

Lobos :(

>>150747848
troon

>>150747893
it would be so easy for her to pin you down while she pegs you.....

>>150747897
ME CHINESE
ME CHINESE
ME PRAY JOKE
ME FROW FRAG ON YOUR COACH

If poo mexico wasnt playing desperate they'd have a 20-7 lead

So, we all know sluts and rich bois go to ASU...who goes to arizona?

New Mexico hates field goals for some reason

lol you guys remember that steelers snow game last year when those guys banging the siding next to the mic for the entire game?

I ahte gay asians so much. Call me racist all you want but they are the smuggest pieces of shit I have ever met

lolbos fumble

Sanders is .500 at CU

>>150747939
I was thinking more of the army of beefy athletic males that you could produce with her, but yeah, sure.

>>150747949
>BANG BANG BANG BANG

i was wondering why the fuck there was a big 10 commercial on this ucla game... then i realized. conferences are fucking gay now

>>150747953
Already laid two of those wankers out

>>150747943
jewish sluts

lmao nico

In the past decade of college football, has there been a DB who defended a pass well and didn't do a 5 second shuck and jive afterwards?

>spiking it from your own 7
lmao, 0 footballing IQ

>>150747949
>steelers
Um, excuse me...that was a BROWNS game.

>Poo Mexico
lol

UCLA recovered the muffed punt

Let's see this exciting new 3 and out

New Mexico vs. UCLA is like watching a couple special ed kids duke it out in the hall between class.

woof woof woof

new mexico does not want to win this game

god damn new mexico. this game is worse than zona k state

>>150747996
only for them to get bailed out by the lobos muffing the punt

Fatty needs to get his team in line

New Mexico +15.5 was crazy by draftkings lmao

billy bob thornton is a mush mouth faggot.

The fuck is happening in this new DiCaprio movie

>>150748022
>draftkings
you deserve to lose everything.

>>150748022
i betted that and the over in COL/UH
arizona ml too

>>150747999
Brown? Like Ivy League football? Who watches that?

new mexico is a travesty

the fuck was Avery doing on that play

the shrieking girls made him false start

jesus christ ucla lmao

relegation for college football please

back to back false starts at home

>>150748038
Suck my taint nerd lmfao

how do you not sack him there

absolute spaghettibowl

>>150748081
in a fucking library-quiet stadium.
this is embarrassing.

>>150748083
enjoy your ramen noodles for the next two weeks till the next check, you fucking loser.

>>150748088
It looked like he kind of gave up halfway through. I assume that's why he's playing at New Mexico.

>>150748091
>library-quiet stadium.
nigga do you not hear the shrieking?

>>150748100
Have you ever been to a library? There's always at least one mentally ill person there making noise.

>>150748096
>He can't even fathom betting responsibly

Fucking YIKES lmfao zoomer filth

>>150748117
good goy.

>>150748100
there's maybe 10,000 people in a stadium meant for 90,000. they probably have industrial fans in their practice facility louder than those girls.
if a few drunk girls screaming can seriously fuck up your concentration that bad, go to a JUCO school.

Is the islander QB fad over?

>>150748100
the crowd is so small that we're able to hear those individual shriekers over everybody else

>>150748108
Maybe in mental hell world but in the south (SEC) there is none of that shit. Maybe at Vanderbilt but nowhere else

>>150748124
Seethe more lmao

>switch to PooCLA game
>it's not in 4K HDR like the K-State game

new mexico qb is funslingin'

>>150748138
Fox games look the best on streaming for sure

why did he throw it into triple coverage with wide open daylight

keep running the ball lobos

>>150748161
The Ghost of Rex moves in mysterious ways

>>150748155
they absolutely mog ESPN in terms of picture quality
too bad all their announcers are garbage

>>150748135
I was talking about municipal libraries, but I forgot turbonerds in here's whole life revolves around the college experience. I apologize.

based push

>>150748183
well, we are watching college football

>>150748136
>n-no u
kwagoodgoy

>>150748202
Yeah, I know. My bad.

this might be one of the worst barn burners I've ever seen

>>150748183
What thread do you think you're in? A walkable cities thread on /n/?

Foster is worse than herm edwards

kick the FG you idiot, your offense sucks

>>150748202
college ball is for boomers

>known for waving the towel to start the 4th quarter
he was known for giving up early?

>blow a 14-point lead against a 1-2 team
>lose your minds when you scramble out the win
college ball is full of weak-minded faggots.

this is stone age offense.

>>150748268
so you then

niggas ankles DESTROYED

>>150748268
/cfb/ is a boomer general

sorry EMAWbro :/

based lobos with the memeplays

Okay, how will they choke away this red zone drive?

Over/under weeks till Foster is fired?

>>150748304
they wont lol

>>150748268
I'm a....b-b-b-boomer???

oh they actually scored
lol PooCLA

UCLA isnt gonna win a game huh

Lobos are gonna do it

UCLA getting bullied by New Mexico. It would be one thing if they were using trick plays, but they are just dominating with smash mouth football. UCLA is going to get bodied in Big 10 play

How is UCLA this bad?!? They were never great, but this is abysmal. They might actually go 1-11 or 0-12

>>150748286
yes

>>150748313
Before the USC game to give the team some kind of juice.

>>150748325
Norfwestern and Maryland are their only hope to win a game

Is everyone in the thread a boomer?

BEAR DOWN ARIZONA BROS

UCLA disgracing Oasis' stadium

Eck is such a unit

UCLA remaining games
>@ Northwestern
>Pedostate
>@ Sharty
>Maryland
>@ Indiana
>Cornfuckers
>@ Ohio State
>Washington
>@ USC

1-11 is the ceiling. Holy shit.

>"UCLA -15.5 was free money bro trust!"
another betfag loses his shirt and is currently looking for a tall building to jump from

>>150748354
most likely

>>150748373
Anyone who thought that was an absolute retard
UCLA has looked awful this year

>>150748367
jesus that's grim. hope the conference swap was worth it.

SO THEY DID IT AGAIN

>>150748354
35 year old boomer reporting in

Oh brother this team stinks

new mexico really does not want to win

New Mexico should being blowing them out, just dropped a pick 6

Nico is fucking awful

>>150748355
Fucking kicker screwed me

Incredible statement about how hard Tennessee carried Iamaleava's shit ass

>UCLA sideline looking for a PI call
lmao

>>150748405
Left points on the board with failed 4th down conversions in the red zone too

Pussy ass LA bitches can't and will never handle pure cornball.

>crying for a flag because your players were contacted in a contact sport
fucking commiefornia is full of faggot-ass pussies. pooCLA perfectly exemplifies that.

god damn these state farm commercials are terrible

UCLA black coach took a top 25 program under Kelly into one of the literal worst teams in FBS in like 14 games.

And still has a job. Black privilege

its funny because nico ruined his life and draft chances and showed how fucking terrible he truly is. lol. lmao.

>>150748493
>capital "b"
cuck

>>150748488
getting that fried pineapple door dash order in early. will be there when he gets home.

>>150747724
I'll be watching UGA/TENN and WVU/PITT, but checking in to the others

LAND DRAGON
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NEW MEXICO WINS

>POOCLA
LMAO OH MY GOD

The B1G has to step in and do something about this program.

LMFAO POOCLA

UCLA looks like an FCS team.

pooCLA pooins

TO THE HOUSE AAHAHHAHA

lol poocla.

TOTAL LOBOS DOMINATION

BLOWN OUT AT HOME
>BLOWN OUT AT HOME
BLOWN OUT AT HOME
>BLOWN OUT AT HOME
BLOWN OUT AT HOME
>BLOWN OUT AT HOME

>>150748493
You are an absolute moron if you think UCLA was a top 25 program

>>150748539
does it still count as a home game if only 1000 people showed up?

"Mayne, what da fuck is yall doin mayne SHEEEEEEEEEIT"

-DeShaun Foster, post game speech

>>150748402
This aged well

Imagine believing in equality.

>ayo sheeeet nigha I be yo coach n sheet fr

Chip kelly has 80 IQ points more than him

Foster should be fired before he gets to the locker room

>get 3rd down stop
>accept penalty and give up land dragon
black coaches

>>150748546
guess it could count as a neutral field. The singular shrieking girl seemed to be effective

>hate black people
>spend all day thinking about them
Is there more cucked behavior bros?

>>150748550
>>150748554
>>150748556
main, cowards

>>150748543
Ucla was in contention for the pac 12 championship and the playoff going into the usc game in 2022. In 2021 they were good to

>>150748550
REFFIES, STOP THEM!!!!!!

>USC: 2-0
>UCLA/ND combined record: 0-4
It keeps getting better

>>150748568
>pac 12

She cute

>>150748578
yah, really heralding those wins over GA southern and missouri st

>>150748588
what ethnicity is this exactly?

>>150748554
Forgot pic

>SHEEEEET COACH CRIMATE

Egalitarianism is unironic mental illness

>>150748588
>tfw no cute brownoid wife
Life is hell

>>150748600
Infinity% more games than you're winning this year, pooin

good playcalls when your down 18 with 5 mins left.

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
NICO IMATURNOVERTHEBALLOVAH

>>150748615
my team already has 2 wins, chump

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>NICO

why is poocla even playing new mexico?

TIPS AND OVERTHROWS BABY
LOBOS GOT THIS SHIT

Tip drill

>>150748605
Kek in a real society he is eliminated from the gene pool or pushes a broom. The idea he has a top coaching job is beyond belief

thats what I was waiting for

Nico does it all

>>150748626
They wanted an ez win from a Mountain West school

Nico Imaneva going pro

>>150748626
So their fans could see a real football team this week

>>150748616
New Mexico is dropping everyone and giving them 5 yard passes because it's going to kill clock in a 3 score game. You could call successful plays right now for UCLA.

refbros its our time

>>150748646
What are you talking about? He'll be a star for Madrid Bravos

he got hit in the back

reffies coming in after 5 minutes for the meme targeting call

>>150748646
who would want him? he's god awful.

Can the B1G trade UCLA to the nu-Pac12 in exchange for a real football program? Maybe Fresno or Boise?

>>150748635
Tickets were $8 today and you can move freely to sit anywhere. Shits cash

>>150748626
paid 1.2 million for an easy win
>black coaches

>>150748619
>seething reply to pro-USC post in under 2 minutes
Nice try, pooin, but only 1 fanbase is that obsessed

Is nico iamaleava this years dj uiagalelei?

>>150748671
Boise State to the Big Ten would be a hilarious turn of events

>>150748676
>impossible for a Cal fan to hate USC
ask me how I know youre retarded

STOP STOP HE'S ALREADY DEAD

DeSahun Foster is the blackest mother fucker of all time.

Deshaun Foster looks like he's getting blacker, if that was even possible

I hope Nico is saving his NIL money.

ANOTHER LAND DRAGON

>PooCLA
my sides

>PooCLA
>Stanturd
>Cal
Honestly can we just demote these teams back to PAC-2?

Unironically not Nico's fault, except for getting himself into this situation over the summer. His receivers are getting zero separation and I have a feeling that the play design is not doing him any favors.

lol pooCLA

>>150748183
>>150748183
Imagine taking a position of authority because you've been to a public library in a city

New Mexico is literally just running the same play and UCLA is too low IQ to make an adjustment

>>150748677
>Islander QBs
I have yet to see a good one. Tua might be the best.

I'm just going to say it
in practical terms the rose bowl sucks ass, worst major stadium in southern california (since Qualcomm was demolished)

>>150748695
I want my burrs back in the pac2. Playing atlantic teams is retarded and p12AD is always kino

>>150748702
15.5

how does california have so many people yet not produce any fucking teams worth a shit? its the india of america

>>150748585
UCLA beat a top 15 LSU in 2021 by winning in the trenches against SEC talent. Tonight they are getting mauled by New Mexico

kwab

>>150748705
Maiava might be good

>>150748488
>>150748696
Hmmmmm

>>150748718
ignoring basketball and baseball?

>>150748695
Cal at least has a fun QB and stanford to make them look better

>>150748692
His dad and family will burn through it on Door Dash and stupid shit before he's 25.

>poocla chimpout doesn't get a flag
Black on black crime is a damn shame.

>>150748725
Yes?

>>150748719
>2021 LSU
>6-7 (3-5 in conference lol)

>>150748721
He's so angry, he's gonna kill a hohol on a bus tonight.

>>150748718
Yeah name one good season USC has had

just you wait. My hornies will be good...someday...

>>150748721
>nothing but black coaches on the staff
Honestly, what did pooCLA expect?

Very excited for my Gophers to silence all the nonsense about Cal's QB tomorrow night

>>150748493
It's largely Kelly's fault UCLA is this bad. He left a bare cupboard because he's an extremely lazy recruiter. His timing taking the Ohio State OC job fucked UCLA, it was after the coaching carousel. Everyone already took their next job by the time UCLA was hiring.

New Mexico is running it up on UCLA. lmao.

>>150748751
nigga he is dogshit, stop listening to ESPn and mcafee

>>150748744
Have they fired stinkin Lincoln yet?

THE ABSOLUTE STATE

>>150748718
>how does california have so many people yet not produce any fucking teams worth a shit
Well half the people are mexicans they're 5'2 and 250 pounds

delete the team

>>150748493
Can't tell if newfags are actually this stupid

Good god
>favored by 15.5
>lose by 25

>>150748746
MY Mercyhurst whateverthefucks finna boutta bootyblast your shit team

¡Lobos!

>>150748749
The OC is an Italian.

>run the exact same play
>score

>blown out by New Mexico at home
UCLA has to fire Foster during the bye week

What part of New Mexico are you from?

they actually ran it lmao

poosiellayy ladies and gentlemen

>>150746009
>Lobos are gonna beat UCLA tonight
:)

Vegas in shambles tonight.

Honestly, time to cancel athletics.
>>150748775
Like anon said, nothing but black coaches on the staff.

>

Why did he hire Deshaun Watson?

How is Ferentz an all time winning coach?

>>150748779
Better Call Saul

>>150748783
AYOOOOOO IM COACHIN HERE!

in absolute awe of these units

>>150748779
Gallup

>>150748779
I come from the Carlsbad Caverns

>>150748796
Bert's long lost sons.

>>150748779
Truth or Consequences

>>150748796
HEFT
and
GIRTH

>>150748746
cute but also sad

>>150748785
*hits pipe*
Is there anything more cucked than paying to get your ass beat in front of a 10% full stadium at home? Think about it logically

>>150748779
Roswell

>>150748779
im from albert quirky

>>150748796
Ah tol you bout dat dawg en em boss

>First win over a P4 team since 2008
Jesus fucking Christ Obama wasn't even in office last time UNM beat a P4 team

>>150748779
Los Pollos Hermanos

>>150748779
Taos

>>150748806
POSITION ASSUMED
BREAKING COMPLETED

>>150748779
Nice try ICE

>>150748789
he's been at it for 26 years
benefited from FBS making all teams play 12 games since 2005 or some shit
3-4 teams usually not good plus 6-7 games against the shitty Big Ten West
even then he won't get the record for conferene wins

Nigger couldn't even shake hands, what a bitch.

>>150748779
Trinity site

>black coaches

inb4
>reddit

>>150748789
Played in the B1G West plus most of the time their only noncon game is Iowa State, who was shit until very recently

>>150748779
New Tijuana

>>150748867
They didn’t watch UNM @ Michigan kek

>>150748789
same way beamer is. played most of his time in the big east and was better than the shitters but lost only a couple games so his record was like 8-4 every year. it adds up over 30/40 years however long he's been coachin

My Bruins FUCKING SUCK

>>150748877
or the last 2 bruins games

>>150748867
i posted that meaning new mexico would cover that. not a gambler, guess i should have said NM +15.5 is free money

>>150748867
Shift the decimal point and you get the $1.55M UCLA paid New Mexico to come whip their ass.

Week 6 three years ago.
Bruinsbros...

>>150748929
>UCLA
>Cuse
>Kansas
>OKST
damn...

EMAW, /cfb/... Welp, seems that the curse finally got us. We're going to have a non-bowl record, but I just hope we can beat little brother this year...

>>150748942
If they couldn't even beat Missouri then they sure as shit can't beat you.

>>150748942
a dour year for sure, but look at how FSU is doing these days after the Irish Curse was lifted from them! Brighter days ahead!

Lobo football looking good maybe charlie kirk was holding us back

>>150748927
ENHANCE

Now that the dust has settled, name a bigger meme ever in sports. Literally ended up being a net negative on projected wins from any other coach with the same job/schedule

>>150749004
Don’t need to enhance to see that cooter lip hanging out.

>>150749018
Urban Meyer coaching the Jags and being so shit he doesn’t even last a season.
At least Prime can claim that he coached a Heisman winner.

https://x.com/thefieldrush/status/1966743238993441031#m
>Foster's first press conference
xD does this dude even care

>>150749018
Woody Widenhofer, the architect of the Pittsburgh Steeler's "Steel Curtain" defense that won four Super Bowls, had pic related as his experience being a college head coach.
After he left Vandy, he worked in a toll booth in Destin, Florida.

>>150749018
Belichick could surpass him easily. At least Prime had one good season.

>>150749018
>black coaches

My Huskers are going to crush the "mighty" Houston Christian Huskies. All of you haters will eat your words.

>>150749043
>>150749115
>>150749145
>multi champion coaches are memes
lol
Besides, None of them became a national sensation overnight with nonstop fawning from the media, multiple documentaries, championed as a visionary changing the sport, etc

Would you eat the TCU purple turd?

>>150749221
It's wild how Deion got all of this without a single award as a coach to his name. Marcus Freeman won three coach of the year awards and didn't get half of the media attention, despite also being (half) black.

>>150749018
Ron Zook

>>150749018
Tyrone Willingham?

Tune into the Norfwestern game next week for UCLA's literal last chance to win even one single game in 2025

Well, these are your finalists for worst P4, who ya got?
I think it has to be UCLA, K State at least has a win even though scraping by an FCS opponent is embarrassing in and of itself. UCLA's already locked up KWABOTW losing its buy game by 25 fucking points

>>150749237
absolutely haram

>>150749802
K-State seems snakebit more than anything. They'll bounce back and win some games. UCLA is just shitty.

>>150749074
Foster knows he's gonna get fired everyone knows it. No one respects him booster and AD are useful idiots till they'll find a good coach which never.

Someone bet fucking big tonight on New Mexico ML. Vegas is gonna be puking like no tomorrow and throughout this weekend.

People are really falling for the Tennersee meme again... really?! Ya do this every year. You've done it when they had much better QBs than this. OK. Go ahead. Do it again.

>>150750185
unless she gets caught blowing Kirby before the game in Gunner Stockton's truck and he gets fired on the spot, I don't forsee this being the game Heupel finally figures something out vs the Dawgs D that he hasn't managed to crack yet