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Anonymous United States No.150748479 [Report] >>150748880 >>150748960
/nfl/ Da Flu N (You) Edition
Anonymous New Zealand No.150748512 [Report] >>150748542 >>150748557 >>150748579 >>150748992
my ex actually left me for the one black guy in our highschool funnily enough so stfu
Anonymous United States No.150748515 [Report] >>150748560
>>150676498
Anonymous New Zealand No.150748527 [Report]
Think we need some mp4s, webms and gifs itt
Anonymous New Zealand No.150748542 [Report] >>150748545 >>150749229
>>150748512
>attempting to false flag

Nice try choofie
Anonymous New Zealand No.150748545 [Report]
>>150748542
oh yeah and I'm trans btw if you even care
Anonymous United States No.150748557 [Report]
>>150748512
>Kiwianon finally admits it
That'll be a kwab from me
Anonymous United States No.150748560 [Report]
>>150748515
This
Anonymous New Zealand No.150748564 [Report]
Choofie wit da seethe
Anonymous New Zealand No.150748577 [Report] >>150749229
into the trash he goes
Anonymous United States No.150748579 [Report]
>>150748512
Not racially motivated, you are just a bitch
Anonymous United States No.150748595 [Report] >>150748672
Joshy ball so hard reffies wanna fine me But first reffies gotta find me What's 40 score to a muhfucka like me Can you please remind me?

Ball so hard, this shit crazy Ya'll don't know that don't shit phase me Lameme could go 0-17 and I look at you like this shit gravy Ball so hard, this shit weird We ain't even spose to be here, Ball so hard, Since we here It's only right that we be fair Psycho, I'm liable to be go Michael Take your pick, penis jr, penix jr, penis tuner, penis trooner, Score 6 Ball so hard, got a broke clock, met hailey on tiktok Meme Lamar that's losing time, he's sucking Ed Oliver's big cock. Ball so hard, I'm shocked too, I'm supposed to be locked up too If you escaped what I've escaped You'd be in Buffalo getting fucked up too Ball so hard, let's get faded, Memein on Lameme for like 6 days Gold bottles, new avenger models, 1 second left on my sick J's Bitch behave, Just might let you meet Joshy A, Buff town he shall save, I'm movin' the ravens to a BK

[Hook:] Josh Ball so hard muhfuckas wanna fine me That shit crazy [x6] [Josh Allen] Hailey said Josh can we lynch that coon now? I said look you need to crawl 'fore you ball Come and meet me in the bathroom stall And show me why you deserve to have it all That shit crazy, Ain't it Kincaid? What LJ order, sub-41 filet? My whip so cold, this old thing? Act like you'll ever be around ugly apes like this again Mahomo girl, grab xer hand Fuck mutthomes xhe don't wanna dance Excuse my French but I fucked your ass (I'm just sayin) Caleb William's ain't do it right if you ask me Cause if I was him I would've thrown some more TD's.
Anonymous United States No.150748644 [Report]
What's your record my nigga? What a comeback peen junya? What's chuds my deala? What's that jacket, you jigga? Doctors say I'm the illest Cause I'm suffering from realness Got my billies in Balti And they hangin gorillas, huh! [McDermott] Ball so hard reffies wanna fine me Ball so hard league wanna fine me [Josh Allen:] You are now watching the throne Don't let me get in my zone [x3] These other niggaas is lyin Actin' like the season ain't mine I got that hot bitch in my home You know how many black qbs I own Don't let me in my zone [x4] The stars is in the building They hands is to the ceiling I know I'm bout to kill jews How you know, I got that feeling You are now watching the throne Don't let me into my zone [x2] I'm definitely in my zone
Anonymous United States No.150748649 [Report] >>150748739 >>150748747
It's been too long since someone has nearly died on the field
Anonymous United States No.150748672 [Report]
>>150748595
Hopefully you had gpt make this instead of spending your time typing it out
Anonymous United States No.150748720 [Report] >>150748755
what's your guy's opinion on Patrick McHomes
Anonymous United States No.150748724 [Report]
The Phillies are 12 games up on the Mets and the cuckmanders, giants, and cowboys all have big fat smelly Ls on their records. Ya gotta love to see it.
Anonymous United States No.150748739 [Report]
>>150748649
Buffalo already made their sacrifice. It's another team's turn.
Anonymous United States No.150748747 [Report]
>>150748649
But it’s only been like three years
Anonymous United States No.150748748 [Report] >>150748799 >>150748805 >>150748836 >>150748852
im officially fucked, if youll forgive the vulgarity.
ive got a big fancy dinner party later and my dad’s live-in physical therapist/ housekeeper misread my very explicit shopping list (because shes wretched english peasant stock, fuck how i hate every one of those things) and she ended up getting the vanilla orchard scented candles instead of the vanilla orchid ones.
im profoundly fucked. ive got half the fucking seahawks organization coming over and these people notice things so tiny im convinced they could see microbes if they just squinted. even my view of that big spindle building doesnt impress these fucks, even the lowborn garbage niggers (you know the one)
and this is a problem for later but i think the housekeeper’s pregnant too. you can blame it on my never once having pulled out but ive literally only ever put it in her ass. im one of those anal only freaks that only exist in pornland, but im real
anyway go miners (fuck the cawks)
Anonymous United States No.150748755 [Report] >>150748784 >>150748794
>>150748720
It's crazy how he won 6 straight superbowls and even beat Tom Bradybin the playoffs. Twice. And he's never lost again game to Josh Allen, Joe Burrow or Lamar Jackson. He undeniably the best qb we've ever seen.
Anonymous United States No.150748784 [Report]
>>150748755
Goff is 3-0 against the chiefs
Anonymous United States No.150748794 [Report]
>>150748755
Tom Brady is a true son of Mil. If that mutt was actually a member of the Gaeldom like Tom maybe he could have beaten him.
Anonymous United States No.150748799 [Report]
>>150748748
>lives in Seattle area
>prefers ass to vagina
That's like half the "male" population there, you're not special
Anonymous United States No.150748805 [Report]
>>150748748
Just buttchug the big spindle so they get distraction boners away from the gay candles
Anonymous United States No.150748814 [Report] >>150748831 >>150748870
remember when Michael Victor saved all those dogs?
Anonymous United States No.150748831 [Report] >>150748843
>>150748814
I'd rule this guy innocent desu
Anonymous United States No.150748836 [Report] >>150748861
>>150748748
that's crazy, shitcock.
and i can't believe an anal only totally straight man is a niners fan.
Anonymous United States No.150748843 [Report]
>>150748831
Not me. Looks like the type of white guy who would go bet on dog fights in the hood
Anonymous United States No.150748852 [Report] >>150748858 >>150748863 >>150748928
>>150748748
Who tf hosts a dinner party after 10PM?
Anonymous United States No.150748858 [Report] >>150748873
>>150748852
Faggots?
Anonymous United States No.150748861 [Report]
>>150748836
>i can't believe an anal only totally straight man is a niners fan.
Anonymous United States No.150748863 [Report]
>>150748852
Buttfuckers in Seattle I suppose
Anonymous United States No.150748870 [Report]
>>150748814
Anonymous United States No.150748873 [Report]
>>150748858
We call them meatballs in this country and they might serve them as appetizers here. Maybe with some grape prerseves and catsup
Anonymous United States No.150748880 [Report] >>150748892
>>150748479 (OP)
I'm taking a stankin Russ right now might be a double flusher if I can't stop using this Mahomes to wipe my Tua
Anonymous New Zealand No.150748890 [Report] >>150748900
1 more week
Anonymous United States No.150748892 [Report] >>150748904
>>150748880
Russ is a fucking bowel obstruction not a turd.
Anonymous United States No.150748900 [Report] >>150748952
>>150748890
You wish. They said on the radio this morning to expect Russ to play for at least three games since ownership wants to “get their money out of him”
Anonymous United States No.150748904 [Report]
>>150748892
Is that why I'm struggling and sweating to death over here? I feel like the patriots defense
Anonymous United States No.150748918 [Report]
>im officially fucked, if youll forgive the vulgarity.
ive got a big fancy dildo halfway up my colon and my dad’s cock is too hairy atm to make another castmold. therapist misread my very explicit transitioning text because she doesn't understand how much i want to get raped by Somalian immigrants in 3 hole at once, disgusting women how i hate every one of those things) and she ended up getting the vanilla orchard scented dilating machine instead of the vanilla orchid one.
im profoundly fucked. ive got half the fucking seahawks organization coming inside my asshole every Friday night. Those people notice things so tiny im convinced they could see my micropenis jr if they just squinted. even my view of my dads big veinous cock doesnt impress these fucks, even the bbc niggers (you know the one)
and this is a problem for later but i think I'm pregnant too. you can blame it on my never once having faggot homeless immigrants wear a rubber but theyve literally only ever put it in my ass. im one of those anal only freaks that hasn't transitioned yet, but im a woman I swear
anyway go miners (fuck the cawks)

FTFY
Anonymous United States No.150748928 [Report] >>150748938
>>150748852
Everyone I've ever been to that late is always unhinged. One time there was one of those giant silver turkey pans and when they lifted the lid off it was nothing but cocaine, another had different pieces of meat stitched together to make it look like a human corpse just laid out on the table, another had some guys dressed up like clowns bringing the wine and horse d'oeuvres around. Another I met Kam Chancellor at but it was more of a charity thing and that one was pretty normal other than a guy juggling torches wearing only leather pants.
Anonymous United States No.150748938 [Report] >>150748950
>>150748928
Leather pants, suspenders and a bow tie*
Anonymous United States No.150748950 [Report] >>150748956 >>150748965
>>150748938
You filled out a second captcha to elaborate further on the only uninteresting aspect of your post?
Anonymous New Zealand No.150748952 [Report]
>>150748900
>Giants front office intentionally gimping the actual Giants team

I believe it
Anonymous United States No.150748956 [Report]
>>150748950
Anonymous United States No.150748960 [Report]
>>150748479 (OP)
>Analyzing 13,136 defensive penalties from 2015 to 2023, we find that postseason officiating disproportionately favors the Mahomes-era Kansas City Chiefs

https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/abs/10.1111/fire.70020

>Moreover, we find that referees are more likely to call penalties that benefit the Mahomes era Chiefs offense in high-leverage situations. When conditioning on the expected points added (EPA) potential of a play, postseason penalties tend to occur in ways that disproportionately advantage the Chiefs when they are in strong scoring position. Similarly, when conditioning on down to go, referees are more likely to call penalties that favor the Chiefs on third or fourth down, which are situations where penalties can directly extend drives. Importantly, we find no comparable postseason effect for the Brady-era Patriots, the Alex Smith–Andy Reid-era Chiefs, or other recent contenders such as the Philadelphia Eagles, Los Angeles Rams, or San Francisco 49ers
Anonymous United States No.150748965 [Report] >>150748972
>>150748950
Verificatio not required and you don't think a guy juggling fire in bare feet is interesting. I don't know if it was some kind of solvent or oil they were soaked in but they did drip fire on the floor a few times. Maybe rubbing alcohol because that goes out pretty easy but then I think the torches might die out pretty quick cause it evaporates so fast
Anonymous United States No.150748972 [Report] >>150748991
>>150748965
What your opinions on the rape of nanking?
Anonymous United States No.150748979 [Report] >>150749706 >>150750183
6 hours of MXC https://youtu.be/Sw4JZkWbz5I
Anonymous United States No.150748991 [Report]
>>150748972
I dunno, I don't think people should rape in general but I don't know who that is. Was he the "chestnust roasting in an open fire" guy?
Anonymous Germany No.150748992 [Report] >>150748998
>>150748512
Ive never been dumped. I left all my GFs. How does it feel being dumped?
Anonymous United States No.150748998 [Report] >>150749006
>>150748992
Like bags of sand
Anonymous Germany No.150749006 [Report]
>>150748998
God I miss my ex' G-cups sometimes. Luv my wife and she is perfect for me but damn I miss those honkers.
Anonymous United States No.150749091 [Report] >>150749634
remember Tomás Bernardo?
Anonymous United States No.150749181 [Report]
Penis Jr.
Anonymous United States No.150749229 [Report] >>150749246 >>150749430 >>150750354
>>150748577
>>150748542
so the kiwi is the webm spammer. I fucking knew it. That 20 page write up by the detoilet fan was correct.
Anonymous Australia No.150749246 [Report]
>>150749229
He'll do anything for attention. All Kiwi's are like that. Parasites who wish they were Australian (or in this case American)
Anonymous New Zealand No.150749430 [Report]
>>150749229
>still falling for it September

Keklmao let's see how long we can keep this up
Anonymous United States No.150749552 [Report]
it's really over for them
Anonymous United States No.150749634 [Report]
>>150749091
if mark sanchez won back to back super bowls, there would be so many more mexican football fans
Anonymous United States No.150749706 [Report]
>>150748979
There's used to be a 24hr twitch stream but now it's gone :(
The Demon !!M8l/yr+lkFj United States No.150750080 [Report] >>150750183
>Hollywoo
>Bojack reference in 2025

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThY4pFZisF4
Anonymous United States No.150750183 [Report]
>>150748979
Based

>>150750080
Cringe
Anonymous United States No.150750343 [Report] >>150750366
>White QBs

Lmaooo how long has it even been since one won a super bowl?
Wasn’t the last one fucking Stafford? A million years ago?
Lmaoooo
Anonymous United States No.150750354 [Report]
>>150749229
Yep he was right, dude is a certified no life weird ass
Anonymous United States No.150750366 [Report] >>150750445
>>150750343
Last season, Jalen Hurts
Anonymous United States No.150750445 [Report] >>150750471
>>150750366
I didn’t come here to meme and joke around
Anonymous United States No.150750471 [Report]
>>150750445
and I didn't come here to talk about football, pal
But seriously, hurts doesn't act black
Anonymous United Arab Emirates No.150750528 [Report]
Gm chiefs kingdom