Thread 150749977

diamond edition

First for Finland

Tomalabros Ilya is making fun of us now

Joey says are Daner was bullied by some boxcel limpwrist

>>150750058
I needed coffee the other day. Only option was a starbucks. I go there and a big titty goth chick is working. She has her nice guy underling simps, each competing for her attention and doing all the work. She starts making conversation with me after she gets my coffee and the worker bees visibly start to seeth and try to interrupt her, asking her for help on how to clean some stupid shit. She ignores the fat one so bad, his voice cracks "I gUESs I'm going on my bREAK then!...".
About 15 min later, after I get her number saved, I walk out the door and the guy is sitting at a picnic table vaping, and I kid you not, he's watching Tom Aspinall compilations on his phone lol. He looks up at me and I just chuckle before taking out my phone and flashing him her info while I start hump emoting towards my phone. kwab.

The canadian fears and trembles upon the sight of a hungry moroccan

>was the great white hope for murican wrasslin
>never fights
>got heemed by queen green
biggest kwab at 155?

shit thread

Tom Aspinall on his retarded son
>Me son is not retarded he's just a little special
His son
>

>>150750127
Kek many such cases I fear

>>150750199
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfFRv_1XdDM
SPECIAL ED

these boxcel media people are incredibly disrespectful. i can't believe they had the gall to talk to my sweet daner like that. don't they know he's trying to remove that draconian law that allows boxcels to duck each other and pad their records fighting taxi drivers? daner gonna do picrel to that evil rat for talking that shit on the mic like that

>>150750251
this. they should've asked him how if he's enjoying being back in vegas and what he's drinking tonight

Dustin Stoltzfus will shock the world

>>150750304
Perhaps a few choice statements on current affairs vis an vis charlie kirk and thawlts and players

K-1 is the ultimate shabbos filter. Perfect for me.

The current dimepiece doesn't wash her aspinhole properly how is this possible at her age

Ailín Pérez's tits are sad
https://www.imagebam.com/view/GAG1YV

>>150750706
Then click we not on

shat a lot of blood

>>150749977 (OP)
Literally who are those

Schaubed my hand again this morning

>>150750872
Your rabbi didn't go soft on your ass huh

>>150750885
Try the toilet you bloody bene

we are here btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Yi_bhJsChM

Why does gooby say Musk is a super hero. Musk would import a bunch of low skilled Indians to Ireland in a heartbeat

>>150750872
>shat a lot of blood
red or black?

>>150750946
Mcfaggot films child porn in the same lodge he did his tucker interview of course he will shout out another child rapist billionaire jew who raped his own kid and trooned it out.

>>150750872
Do you smell metal ?

Ciryl 'The Last Bon Gamin' Gane will reign victorious.

>>150750950
bright red
>>150751028
no

>>150751023
Kek the mad bitch of a ting.

/box/ is dying, we need your help

>>150751084
>bright red
probably nothing to worry about then
could just be hemorrhoids
if its black then its likely internal bleeding in your intestines

>>150751023
You jest but it might unironically be true, they need these guys blackmailed with lot of shit to keep them enslaved

Bryce Mitchell at the Eddie Bravo Invitational last night. Beautiful work champ

>>150751118
We've already sent our top man

That hairline is 30% gone. There's only 30% left.

l will probably watch the prelims, go to sleep, and watch the main card in the morning. Not going to watch the boxing.

>>150751104
Mcpedo cant lay off the drugs and booze demons tormenting him for what he did those gay porn likes on twitter thats nothing, dana sticking his hand on his ass like he is his bitch infront of everyone thats nothing,
He was just a stupid worthless plumber who wanted to smash slampigs but he turned into a homosexual pedophile have to do what you have to do for the big money thats the eyes wide shut club
>>150751130
All factual, the coke mcpiss takes his kids to the chapel, the embassy the presidency of the usa Trumpedo is in the same club he cant say no.
Dana will pay

>>150751339
little cazzie fake humble boy bitch

>>150751054
Excellent edit.

>>150751379
You have schizophrenia, I'm afraid.

>>150751389
Being a casual fan is more enjoyable.

>>150751415
Nah he is right, the blackmail part is right

>>150751415
He's actually bang on the money

>>150751421
You only think that because you have no fighters to get invested in.

>>150751421
spoken like a true cazzie. now I know why your country LITERALLY has 0 fighters...

>>150751084
You aint shitten bloaw

>>150751415
>t.

>>150751454
Thank you.

Why did he do it?

>>150751642
He details it here

Diego Lopes vs. Jean Silva
Rob Font vs. David Martinez
Rafa Garcia vs. Jared Gordon
Kelvin Gastelum vs. Dustin Stoltzfus
Santiago Luna vs. Quang Le

>>150751379
Ya tawking out of yaaaeer ass...
Playa!

Undefeated boxing champion Tony Ferguson

>>150751696
Morocco is 174th in the world iq rankings with average of 67 iq points.
Average iq of gorilla is 85 to 95.

>>150751686
Diego Lopes
David Martinez
Rafa Garcia
Kelvin Gastelum
Alexander Hernandez (you forgot this one)
Santiago Luna

>>150751686
Silva
Martinez
Gord
Kelvin
Quang

Gooby has the witts and can read people easly hes practically unblackmailable. heeninder that he declined a diddy party invite because he didnt like him and also called tj a snake even before he heemed that prawlspect in sparring

>>150751744
Hiroshima'd that homo

>>150751793
Nagasaki'd that ...

>>150751611
Schizophrenia is a very real thing

>>150751755
>Alexander Hernandez (you forgot this one)
UFC website has it on the prelims

>>150751744
You trolling right ?

>>150751816
Huh google lists it on the main card, well fair enough

Why the fuck is this PPV so early? They're in Mexico not fucking Saudi Arabia

>>150751832
Shuush

>>150751686
Lopes
Font
Garcia
Gastelum
Le

>>150751842
All desert looks the same bappa

>>150751842
I think you'd be surprised

>>150751686
Jean Silva
David Martinez
Jared Gordon
Kelvin Gastelum
Quang Le

>>150751842
Virtually identical

Suck my dog

>>150751842
It's a fight night card. Fight nights are usually local to the card's time zone. But this is earlier so it follows the boxing card. Canelo and Crawford ring walkouts will be an hour or 2 after the Noche card ends.

bareknuckle in the driveway

https://youtu.be/ZqrbSPOmlHg?si=uoETUvb7HWGJj1P3

>>150751339
>>150751389
>>150751421
>>150751528
oh dear... oh dear...

>>150751757
You need to post an image, b

let go aspinl

>>150752044
hey can you delete this picture of me thanks

Ooof caught you lacking /heem/

>>150752044
This is what I see when my monitor is off

>>150751686
silva
font
gordon
stoltzfus
le

>>150751686
Diego
David
Rafa
Stoltzfus
Luna

what the fuck they are both brasilians how am i supposed to predict know everyone knows that the brasilian always loses

>>150751686
Silva
Font
Gordon
Gastelum
Luna

>>150751686
Silva
Martine
Gordon
Stoltzfus
Quang Le

>>150751816
Ive just checked the website its on the main card

Crawford by ko
Silva by ko
Fereira by ko

>>150751816
>>150752543
UFC website is wrong

>>150751686
Diego Lopes
David Martinez
Jared Gordon
Dustin Stoltzfus
Santiago Luna

im not informed enough to make predictions

I'm heeming the dumbest minge istg every interaction brings me closer to a schaub level intelligence

>>150753116
Post his hairly tighes

Feel like it should be a figgy fight night love that little guy

Bright Thoughts
Dark Deeds

why is the noche happening during the day?

>>150753116
No doubt her anik is caked in schaub. Many such cases in Finland unfortunately

>>150751686
Diego
Martinez
Gordon
Dustin
Luna

>>150753566
It's a love letter to the people of Mexico b

>>150753575
Not caked but there's often a little circle around the ring piece I can't understand it

>>150751686
Lopes
Martinez
Garcia
Gastelum
Luna

>>150753629
Got to be all that omega 3 you eat

>>150753715
This chick is 5'6 at most

*writes a love letter to the people of mexico*
*sprays the envelope with a voluptuous fragrance*
*gets viciously raped by all the mexican ring girls*

Inouye is fighting tomorrow at 4 am!

>>150751686
https://x.com/UFCEurope/status/1966849346059583917
hernandez ferreira is on the main card b, you're gonna have to redo the picks

>>150754059
Fucking hell

This never happened when I did picks ijs desu with you senpai

Diego Lopes vs. Jean Silva
Rob Font vs. David Martinez
Rafa Garcia vs. Jared Gordon
Kelvin Gastelum vs. Dustin Stoltzfus
Alexander Hernandez vs. Diego Ferreira
Santiago Luna vs. Quang Le

Retaking, Hernandez/Ferreira IS on the main card supposedly

>>150753923
5'1.5 according to imdb

>>150754239
Cheers for keeping mine you're a real one b

Heeminder that fight night main cards usually have six bouts

>>150754241
Gross 5'7 is the perfect female height

>>150751686
Low key absolute banger of a card I thought Dana was promoting the boxing fight what a absolute evil scientist

>>150754289
Anything under 8 feet is disgusting.

>>150754239
Silva
Martinez
Garcia
Stoltfus
Hernandez
Luna

>>150754239
Diego Lopes
David Martinez
Rafa Garcia
Dustin Stoltzfus
Alexander Hernandez
Santiago Luna

>>150754239
Lopes
David
Jared
Dustin
Diego
Luna

>>150751686
jean
font
jared
fatty
luna

>>150754393
See >>150754239

>>150754393
>>150754401
I fucked up. Hernandez/Ferreira is on the main card too

>>150754415
UFC website is unreliable as fuck b never use it for bout orders

why is he called alexander "the great" hernandez if he sucks

>>150754456
it's actually 'the grate'

>>150754456
it's actually "The Great Ape"

>>150754239
Lopes
Martinez
Garcia
Gastelum
Hernandez
Luna

Dana White has looked like an asshole while promoting the Canelo-Crawford fight. He's gotten hostile and defensive whenever he was asked serious questions about fighter pay.

Gayna Shite

>>150754239
>Diego Lopes
>Rob Font
>Jared Gordon
>Dustin Stoltzfus
>Diego Ferreira
>Quang Le

>my love letter to my lawnmowers
>30 seconds later
>throws the entire messican race in the trash over a single bumboxing match
Dana is such a sellout no wonder all his friends are jewish pedophiles

>>150754508
thats like your opinion man

>>150751686
Jean Silva
David Martinez
Jared Gordon
Kelvin Gastelum
Alexander Hernandez
Santiago Luna

My new pick pic.

>>150754239
jean
font
jared
fatty
hernandez
luna

>>150754239
Silva
Martinez
Gord
Gastelum
Quang
Hernandes

>>150754239
Jean
David
El Rafita
Kelvin
Hernandez
Luna

Do you think ufc will air a tribute to Charlie Kirk during today's broadcast? I heard he was excited to see Tom beat down Gane.

freestyler

Lopes was robbed.

Not even going to dignify that post with a response.

>>150754886
Which post?

talmbout cooking with volkov?

Finland's washed up

why was this cancelled?

>>150755146
Norm too thick

>>150755146
Mercy.

>>150754892
Schaubimodo: The Hunchback of 6th Street

>>150754939
Actually smell pretty bad b

>>150755146
Norma could not find an autistic incel dude to fuck her before the fight so she could not go through with it, everyone have their own pre-fight rituals

>>150755323
>>150754239
I messed up
>>150754239

>>150754239
Lopes by dec
Font by dec
Gordon by dec
Gassy by TKO rnd 2
Luna by Sub rnd 2
Ferreira by dec

>>150755353
I re-did it and deleted my other b thanks for the heads up b

>>150755107
This one looks good. Real good. Might have to try it out.

>>150754239
lopes
font
gordon
stoltzfus
ferreira
le

>>150754239
>Jean Silva
>Rob Font
>Jared Gordon
>Kelvin Gastelum
>Diego Ferreira
>Santiago Luna

>>150749977 (OP)
dustbin's resume is pretty mid but still mogs the current p4p #1's by a country mile

>>150754239
Silva
Font
Gordon
Stoltzfus
Hernandez
Le

we are here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQ6SOUsgBeA

>>150755107
Only webm that looks good, the rest was goyslop

>>150749977 (OP)
I saw the script for tonight. Brutal last minute round 1 knock out for the main event but majority prelim/main card decisions.

>>150755603
we are here tho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgE-tIkNgQs

>>150755603
That tattooed slut needs a proper cocking (by me)

>>150754239
Jean Silva
David Martinez
Jared Gordon
Kelvin Gastelum
Alexander Hernandez
Quang Le

Retaking, Hernandez/Ferreira IS on the main card supposedly

A million people have taken to the streets of London in support of Tom Aspinall

>>150755725
imagine the smell

>>150754239
Jean
David
El Rafita
Kelvin
Hernandez
Luna

>>150755725
what happened?

>>150754239
Lopes
Martinez
Garcia
Stoltsfuz
Hernandez
Luna

>>150754239
Silva
Font
Gordon
Stoltzfus
Hernandez
Le

>>150755803
Anti migrant

Anyone else worried that any KOs we see this weekend will ring hollow because of how high the bar was set earlier in the week?

>>150755953
If they're real heemers, it'll inspire them instead of discouraging them

>>150755953
I just want Jean to win because a friend of mine will let me smash if whoever I predict to win actually wins (and I predicted Jean). Last week I bet Caio and mfer lost I wanted to fucking kill him.

>>150755991
>a friend of mine will let me smash
Your male friend? Are you gay?

>>150756012
I'm bisexual and I get plapped once in a while lmao but no this time its a girl (cis). With a fat ass too.

shut the fuck up

>>150756024
When you engage with men, are you the top or bottom? Are you the catcher or pitcher as they say?

>>150756042
It depends on the moment and person, I don't like the idea of sticking to only one thing. I'm flexible.

>>150756024
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

>>150756068
Interesting

>>150756068
i bet you are flexible

>>150755981
you think we'll see some aspirational neck punches?

>>150751686
Lopes
Font
Gordon
Gastelum
Le

>>150756170
Like how calf kicks changed the game, neck shots will be the new meta

>>150754239
Lopes
Fint
Gordon
Gastelum
Ferreira
Le

Okatgon in 10 biongos

>>150756236
shan't

>>150756236
Wgaf

>>150754622
I want to cum inside Nina you understand? I don't care if half the UFC roster gave her many std.

>>150756236
Wdwtch

Feels good knowing Charlie Kirk is chilling in heaven with Jesus while his murderer is rotting in a jail cell.

>>150756303
bro is living spammys dreamlife in that prison

>>150756303
What if I told you god and heaven aren't real?

>>150756323
True lol, I love making fun of spammy man, weird little creep he is.

>>150756236
Very cool!

>>150756254
i have nothing to do this morning while i wait for ufc

>>150756303
He's looking up at us right now, burning forever.

>>150756373
Train your heeming skills

Valentina.....

>>150756414
That's my wife

>>150756395
no

>>150756414
Hahaha just imagine

https://youtu.be/GuHISh5Y5NQ
we are live as fuck

>>150756478
>Meat pies mashed peas and gravy scran MMA
no

>>150754239
lopes
font
gordon
stoltz
hernandez
le

Why cant UFC get a based monkey man costume?

>>150756522
>he doubts bong bjj

>>150756561
>Its a BBJ tournament

If we ever fought I would absolutely fuck you

>>150756643
before or after the fight?

>>150756643
post height, weight, belts, and dick size

bjj is so fucking gay just do MMA you pussy retards

noo you cant just do grappling even though its fun and teaches you about life!
get a grip

>>150756720
what does it teach you about life

>>150756720
yeah I'll get a grip of your throat and land severe gnp

>>150756771
good luck getting distance with my arms wrapped around you

>>150756643
>>150756665
>>150756720
*shoots all of you in self-defense*
welcome to america bitch

>>150754239
Lord
Font
García
Doofus
Hernandez
Luna

Just caught a catfish

>>150756789
Ill create separation you just fuckin wait

>>150751686
Diego Lopes
Rob Font
Jared Gordon
Dustin Stoltzfus
Quang Le

Stop participating in the picks faggots posts.

NOOOOOOO DONT PARTICIPATE

HEEEEERES OKTAGON 75
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvIP6ZyVwZI

>>150756900
I missed Hernandez/Ferreira
Fixed card here
>>150754239

>>150756919
This isn't your to do list faggot

>>150754239
Jean "Lord" Silva
Martinez
Gordon
Stoltzfus
Ferreira
Luna

>>150757076
We don't sign our posts here Mr. faggot

Gonna be real funny when Gane gets heemed in round 1

>>150756805
If Charlie Kirk had at least a purple belt in bjj, it would have gone down differently.

>>150754239
Diego Lopes
Rob Font
Jared Gordon
Dustin Stoltzfus
Alexander Hernandez
Quang Le

>>150757072
thanks, totally missed that

>>150757216
Is that after he beats Tom?

Nothing beats a Jet2 holiday!

>>150757277
I literally never heard of this nigga in my life and the killing happened 5 minutes from where I live lol

Topuria would knock out Bud Crawford on the very first contact.

Late for a date how many bongs until ufc do I have time or should I just stay in

>>150757216
the clumsy unga bunga power puncher will heem gane…. THIS TIME!

>>150757589
Aspinall has pretty sophisticated striking though and is unusually fast for a heavyweight.

>>150757397
You literally have sex with men.

>>150751686
Silva
Font
Gordon
Asstelum
Luna

>>150754239
Lopez
Font
Stoltzfus
Hernandez
Le

>>150757674
Good morning spammy.

>>150757540
Can you do me an favour? Fuck her in the pussy. Respectfully.

>>150754239
>>150757684
+Ferreira

>>150751686
Lopez
Font
Gordon
Stoltzfus
Le

I said good morning spammy (say it back)

>>150757688
Please ingore this one I missed an fight sorry

>>150757076
Wretched that wombat.

>>150757736
I was planning on getting diazed and watching the heems

>>150757076
murked that kathoey

>>150757397
Heemember him and the chick on the train? Those were the days back in my day...

>>150757879
Remember when Charlie Kirk got murdered?

No but really when are the heems on

>>150754239
Jeans Silva
Martinez
Gordon
Gastelum
Hernandez
Quang Le

No but really when is Finland getting a fighter in the UFC

Anyone not picking Quang Le is exposing thenselves super hard. Its pathetic and frankly insluting.

>>150757397
so what happened to rampage's son? nothing?

>>150757635
he has a 1-2 and jamawl hill head movement

>>150757926
Like it was yesterday... At first I thought: "So he is...um... was essentially just Candace Owens without the chocolate milkers? That's boring." but then Strickland, Bryce and Big John gave their opinions on the matter and everything seemed right with the world again.

Seems I'll have to miss half the prelims what a bother

>>150758058
A day without tears is a rare occurrence.

>>150758130
Seems im about to miss the entire card what a pleasant surprise.

Gane/Aspinall posting is indicative of how low MMA culture has sunk. Who can even pretend to give a shit about these two?

Tom “Yorke” Aspinall.

>>150758130
>>150758158
Im just gonna watch the whole thing

>>150758100
It was a work ya mark

>>150758162
Yeh it's gotten pretty bad. Wait until the fight week this place is gonna be a total shit show

>>150756024
wtf chile kek

>>150758162
I’ll pretend, for the sake of the eternal question: what for?

Just bought an '89 Camero off Facebook marketplace.

>>150758338
I pissed in the motor oil I fear

>>150758338
just drank all your motor oil
fucking owned

>>150758360
>>150758412
you just drank his piss

>>150758437
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>150758338
>>150758360
>>150758412
>>150758437
>>150758460

>>150754239
Silva
Font
Gordon
Gastelum
Ferreira
Le

What the fuck why is there no motor oil and the engine bay smells like PISS??!

>>150758507
>>150758460
>>150758437
>>150758412
>>150758360
>>150758338
Stop whatever it is you're doing

>>150758595
Alright I've stopped thumbing my nuts, now what?

im bored
when does some form of fisticuffs start?

Im looking at the card for UFC 320 and the entire lineup is a bunch of eastern European fucks with names i can't pronounce. Is this really the current state of this sport? God this is gay as fuck.

>>150758814
kid ya wouldn’t know good fights if they dick slapped you WE are all chomping at the bit to watch azamat murzakhanov

>>150758899
Bekzat azamat

>>150758899
this azamat kid is a heemer man

>>150758640
Right now bitch see me in the Virtua Fighter beta ho

Brisket Smokeycharov

Say what you want about this azamat kid but when it comes to heems, he is here to heem, he fights to heem and heems to fight.

Eye for an Eye but it's Heem for a heem.

>>150759179
Reminder that Azamat was 26 years old at the time this fight took place.

Just watched Lars and the Real Girl, kino overload

You have to give it.... le crispy sear

>>150759179
props for knowing who murzakanov is

>>150759257
Balding at 26 is rough man, it's not easy, it's rough.

>>150759297
Honestly? Respect

>>150759310
i wouldn’t know, im only 25

I'll never grow old Basil for you see I refuse to learn from my mistakes muahahah

Chael has been getting 3x his usual YouTube comments and engagement ever since he triggered reddit with his Raja take lol. They can't stop spamming their faggoty comments on all his videos.

>>150759413
We hate Chael here too faggot.

>>150759413
As an internet enthusiast, I have noticed this as well.

>>150759413
Chael is an eprostitute now whereas he was just a prostitute in the past.

>>150759259
Faggot

>>150759592
we don't use slurs here

You tried again? Lol, silly janny

>>150759413
that's crazy
maybe ragebait for engagement can be lucrative

>>150759772
heh thats you

>>150759630
Sorry

Finna phonepost on heem

>>150759888
punched an old lady in the back of the head last night, I saw her dick
stopped reading there

>>150759888
what the heck

>>150759888
Based!

>>150759888
Sedrique I hope you lose badly today

>>150759888
The numbers don't like akhi

The mods deleted my picks

give it to me straight bros is this prelim worth watching?

>>150759888
are you crazy in your head man?

>>150759888
punched an american tourist in the metro last night, was being loud about his "latte" being too hot

>>150759968
Lmao, what a mad bitch they are spending their Saturday doing this without pay.

5 bings, no shrimpdick shit tonight yeah?

>>150760004
why does he look like this?

>>150759990
no but it's not like you're gonna do anything better with your time

a love letter to mexico
dear mexico,
i love you

Finna pull while watching heems on the phone

>>150760041
actually I was gonna play nightreign
which is highly productive

>>150760066
kill yo self bitch boi

>>150760059
Finna pool while watching heems in my backyard

>>150760080
Kill yourself faggot

>>150760035
prognathism and cleft lip

>>150760077
have fun anon

never ever EVER watching shrimpdick's stream lmao

>>150760121
Difference made =

>>150760080
Shrimpy got ya revved I fear

ufc nacho haha

Good afternoon,

Nigger

Thank you

>cruz and dc
fuck off

>>150760121
Shrimpchad got ya doing tricks on his shit

>>150760160
>>150760160
>>150760160

IT'S UP!

>>150760143
Thanks asshole I just ruptured my larynx from excessive hullabaloo rigamarole uproarious laughter

>>150758899
Murzakhanov isn't on 320 though. He's fighting Rakic on 321.

>>150759888
Serves her right for not having an escort or chaperone

>>150760004
>oh my god this law-tay is too hot!

>>150754239
Lopes
Font
Gordon
Gastelum
Hernandez
Luna

Is the canelo fight worth watching or is it more like influencer boxing?

Where do I go now that streameast is done?

42 days until Gane fights.

>>150759170
>>150759170
CANELO VS CRAWFORD IS ABOUT TO START. GET IN HERE AND CALL BOXING SHIT.

did he work at the PI or something?

mad bitch

Silva got way too cocky, was landing at will before the stoppage

>hyped fight actually delivers
forgot what this felt like

another great card. fucking amazing main event

The fighting chuds

At this point, if the UFC marketing team makes a hashtag about you you're done

Jean "The Raped" Silva

>>150770212
busted him up so bad he turned into cowboy

lopes vs leon murphy for the title elimination
mosvar vs volk
jean silva vs yair

Silva would KO volkanovski in 1 round

is this true?

Picks 2 wins
Sweden
Germany

this has been a bad heem year for me
all my boys lose
only jiri is left

It's over, bros.

>>150770296
the fighting nerds? more like the frauds checked!

more like the Losing Nerds

I'm so happy rn

lucas put a lot of stock in silva lol

fighting turds(prates still based)

LMAO at that monkey jeans head gushing. what a faggot. hope that happens to all browns itt

needless to say i have chills

any other tonycels do the tony > charles > lopes boy journey
THOSE ARE MY NIGGAS

>Mexico is undefeated tonight
Does this mean Canelo beats Crawford?

>>150770383
I'm sadly afraid I fear

Has there ever been another instance of an entire gym getting fraud checked all at once?

ALL MY BOYS LOSE
WHY DO I INVEST MYSELF IN THIS SPORT

>>150770444
prates is yet to be fraud checked
>inb4 cuckquean garry

I am really elated beyond words

>>150770289
Sweden

>>150770471
Losing to garry is in fact a fraud check

just got home from work lads, i missed the entire fucking card

>>150770471
craptes got dribbled like a basketball

HAHAHAHA ANOTHER LOSS FOR THE FIGHTING NERD FAGGOTS. JEAN SILVA IS CRYBABY CRINGE PIECE OF DOGSHIT

>>150770495
don't worry b you missed not-ppft ahaha kwab

>>150770392
I see you

>>150770523
i'll watch a replay, looks like it was a good card

JEAN "THE RAPED" SILVA

3rd world twitter is celebrating silver's loss because he serves judea

What about this country makes people attain ruch a durable chin. We all thought it was the aztec+spaniard genetics, but Diego is brazillian and only train in Mexico, yet he also attained the ungodly mexican chin. Maybe it's the food? The excessive use of pepper?

>>150770573
Finally something that unites us all

the spinning elbow is the strongest move in mma

I'm thinking it's Taco Sunday time

>>150770592
>durable chin
tell that to joey b he was getting put out cold at diaper weight

>>150770573
Thats why I celebrate it too

more like the fighting TURDS haha has anyone said that yet haha

Jean "good goy" silva getting chinned in such a hilarious way is the highlight of the week. Good fucking riddance, le fight nerds kek

>>150770573
Please someone photoshop Lopez with the Hamas bandana and gear kek

Aaron Pico starches Jean Silva in round 1

>>150770698
no but seriously what did he mean by this

Brazil's strongest fighter

>my mom was hecking raped in a brazilian ghettho with is why I act like a retard and sweep for the jews
Can Dana come up with more realistic characters? This is WWE level of retarded and unrealistic.

>>150770721
Here you go

lopes seems a very nice person
silva seems an insufferable retarded bully
im glad he was painted red and chimped out, good riddance

/heem/bros we got canelo/crawford in a few hours, who you got? btw box tries to make fun of our stoppages, meanwhile this is just one of theirs, rate it.

what went wrong?

borralho's been my boy since day 1 so I can't fully enjoy the death of the fighting nerds

Starting to think it was silva who raped his mum while barking like a dog

>>150770807
we don't watch that shit here

>>150770804
The good guy won, The good goy lost.

>>150770807
clearly rigged by anglo jews for a Polish girl to lose

>>150770814
Prates is just a retard and didn't finish that fight

>>150770814
Caio is the highest iq of the four but is the least talented
Jean and Carlos are the most talented but the stupidest
Ruffy just sucks

Ultimately Brazilians need to stick to fundamentals, Jean in particular could’ve won that fight if he just kept his cool and stayed fundamental but hues seem compelled to try and fight like Spider-Man or some shit

I told you. I told you all.
The fighting nerds are contenders series bums. Not good. Never been good.

favela bros tonight we riot

>>150770858
>Activate mullet shield!

>>150770814
They fought against actual competition

>>150770807
Corner threw in the towel you goof

>>150770893
Diego Lopes is from the Contender Series

clear story win for jean tho, he was winning second round before diego got that lucky elbow

>>150770915
A Cantender Series bum losing to another Cantender Series bum should be expected.

can someone make some ai slop of the fighting turds being flushed down the toilet

Aaron "Spider-Man" Pico

>>150770917
you can't win the story if you cry

jewfc gotta book more fights between hues the bad blood is real

>>150770915
Not only that, but Diego lost his contender series match to Joanderson Brito and is only in the UFC because they needed someone to fight Movsar on a week's notice.

>>150770917
You can’t win the story if you get finished

>>150770917
>get viciously dropped
>head bashed in
>cry
>chimpout cheap shot
This is a story win in brazil?

>>150770892
To be fair to Prates he spent weeks training for Neal, a short stocky in-fighter, basically the opposite stylistic match up that he saw with Garry.

>>150770951
>they don't make amends after fight and the bad blood only thickens with more provocation
KinOOOOOOOOOOO

>>150770995
He was dominating the standup and beginning to deny the grappling before going in sloppy. Even then it was an early stoppage and most people who know what they're watch agree.

I'm not even joking the woman interviewing lopes right now on ESPN is the most beautiful I've ever seen

>>150771004
AARON FUCKING PICO

>>150770807
genuinely don't give a fuck

>>150770814
piss poor grappling, meme'd by their own hype into thinking they could take on anyone on short notice and fight like they're in a movie and what >>150770892 said about their talents

>>150771037
WILL BE BACK

>>150771036
pics?

>>150771029
"he was winning before he lost" is not winning the story b

>>150771036
Post pic, i don't have espn

>>150771036
She’s like 40

Where does Silva go from here

>>150771059
>ruins his chin by fighting too young in the bum leagues before getting into the ufc

EVIL anik

>>150771080
To Israel

>>150771110
I follow hin

>>150771080
Aljo

>>150771095
There's no "ruining" a chin that's a myth

>>150771029
>mindlessly holding the cage after getting dropped
>badly defending the ground and pound, completely still
>defending hands goes to the mat
>can't stay up for 3 seconds after fight is stopped
Not early at all

>>150771134
aljo subs him in a minute

>>150770807
>in a few hours
how many?

>>150771068
That is the storybook definition of winning the story.

>>150771080
to the ER

>>150771180
caz or cte?

>>150771068 levels
He wasnt just winning he was showing levels.
."LEVELS"
Levels

fellow heemers and memers

if this bud crawdord guy is 41-0 why is this the first i'm hearing of him. there's a new goat i've not heard of everyother month in boxing

>>150771060
>>150771071

>>150770289
I dedicate this victory to Justin Gaethje; the most powerful Swede in the UFC

this guy has the best chance by far now but his division is a shark tank

>beats lean(easy fight)
>performs Umbanda occult ritual
>lucky heem ko win for belt(satan magic)
>rematch Ian cuck garry(easy ko)
>retire
I mean if that's his plan then it's not a bad one and probably the only way he gets to the belt. I can see him getting heemed badly at some point

Oh, and Jean is done. By far worse than any other fighting nerd. Not that hes bad but his mental will NOT be able to take this loss it's going to make him SPIRAL VERY BADLY, that much is very obvious

>dana takes over
>still doesn't fix the horrendous 1-hour delay between boxing bouts

>>150771226
Thats charly caruso
Perfect feet 10/10

shrimp bros...

>>150771241
https://youtu.be/oGRv8Zu1fU8?t=7

>>150771080
he's in the doghouse

>>150771274
SHRIMPY NO!!!

>>150771240
Prates could become a multi-millionaire by staying in the top 10 and heeming up-and-comers for a decade, eventually fighting for the title here and there but probably not becoming champ. He has one of the most marketable styles and personalities to ever grace the UFC, but he's too tired to fight for more than 2 years

>>150771059
Silva literally has 0 answers for the patented Picocut

>>150771226
Charly>Olivi>Sanko>>>>>>>>>>Heidi Androl

>>150771240
>his division is a shark tank
?? he's got the easiest path to the title
JDM is a powerlet bum and Islam is retiring afterwards
After keon he just has to heem mr mount rushmore of head movement shavkat or midget brady.

Oh boy I love
>25 minute pillowtap decisionfest session
>followed by 30 minutes of analists you never heard about yapping
>10 minutes walkout before the next bout

You just KNOW she lost all respect for Jean

>>150770807
We don't watch that crap here, b. Just finished watching UFC and will be watching a movie with friends.

>>150771240
Prates will certainly last the longest since he’s probably the most reliable heemer in the ufc besides Ilia and Poatan, but he needs to get a lot more serious about developing his game

boxing sucks

>>150771432
i think these women enjoy seeing their guy being taken down a peg once in a while

>>150771429
>fight intro
>highlight videos
>cringy shadowboxing/dance routine before the actual walkout
>walkout costumes
>anthems

>jean silva's best win is bryce mitchell
what's the fighting turd's cope for this fact?

>>150771500
look at her face
it looks as if she's disgusted

>>150771458
>Prates will certainly last the longest
He said multiple times that he won't keep fighting for long. He has one billion fights in Muay Thay and is too tired to keep doing it for years.

>>150771512
Story knockout against Lopes unironically

>Guru was actually right in saying Prates is the only Fighting Nerd who could potentially get the belt
wtf

>>150771522
otherwise known as the ick

>>150771540
They were all just one fight from the title

>>150771356
yea unfortunately he has already lived like 3-4 lifetimes of fighting probably more than like 200 fights under his belt muay thai included obviously
its why he looks so experienced in there but I can tell from his whole vibe that he's seriously tired of it. In interviews he says he doesn't even like fighting that much he prefers soccer. I guess that's what happen when you fight to live paycheck to paycheck in thailand and china and a bunch of weird places. I think he said somewhere his leg is fucked up from not being properly taken care of in china one time when it was infected
>>150771393
Morales is a serious threat but has no hype behind him. I can see him interjecting his way, their both kinda surging for the belt right now but it's obvious morales is taking his time

>jean lost to the best guy in the division (yeah Jean heems Volk)
>caio lost to imavov (next title shot)
>prates lost to gary (next title shoto)
>ruffy is shit

The nerds are coming back. They have some holes to fix but everyone except ruffy is champ tier

>>150771568
And they've all been exposed except Borralho who likely still has zero chance against Chimaev.

>>150771432
this is the type of shit that women keep in their back pocket to bring up when they wanna hurt you
>I already knew you weren't a man years ago when [thing] happened, I couldn't even recognize you

how can boxing be enjoyed when you got a sport where you got motherfuckers leaking from their skull like a waterfall
make it make sense man im not watching that bullshit

>>150771432
That transvestite in the back fine as a motherfucker

>>150771619
heh... my boys fighting nerdz just need more time...

>>150770814
Silva and Prates are just retarded

>>150771632
people love pageantry

>>150771675
>>150771675
>>150771675

Josh Emmett vs Jon Silva is the fight to make

>>150771432
Yeah, this shit is tough. I dislike him but i wish him well.

Man, i'm getting soft. I was gonna make some joke calling him a cuck for Belo but i thought it was wrong.

>>150771655
They unironically are not even in their primes yet

I bet with you, at least one of them will be champ. Possibly two. The other ones will be top contenders.

>>150771631
I've slapped a bitch before for this shit. lesson learned that you cannot show any weakness to these bitches. No crying, no secrets shared, you have to be The Terminator and thats it. Even if your with the bitch and your bored as fuck and want to talk shit their gonna think your a faggot for everything god damn I hate women

>>150771432
Yep its over.

What a fucking end to the fight night, if only even main event could be that good.

>>150771707
your dumb ass is gonna end up in criminal court

>>150771619
Jean is probably coming back for a title shot in late '26, unless this defeat completely destroys him mentally (very likely, knowing how sensitive he is). He is basically a younger and more agressive Volk.

Caio is fighting for the title eventually but only because middleweight is shit.

Prates doesn't have enough grappling to touch gold at 170, Brady, Shavkat, Islam and Garry all decisionate him.

if Ruffy comes back against a strong geappler and wins (like Orolbai) he can retrieve part of his hype and eventually get there.

>>150771817
I made sure to look like the biggest lame ass pussy when we broke up to secure the fact that she would never come back for a rape charge

>>150771844
>He is basically a younger and more agressive Volk.
He doesn't half half of footwork, grappling and defensive skills as old man Volk today, Top 10 fighter for sure, but nowhere near big boys. His fights are always entertaining but needs to work on his technical ability, he's essentially an inferior version of Prime tony.

>>150771967
I don't know, if that spinning elbow didn't land he was on corse for winning that fight by finish.