Thread 150757694

SERIE A MATCHDAY 3
>Saturday, September 13, 2025
15:00 Cagliari 2-0 Parma
18:00 Juventus 2-1 Inter HT
20:45 Fiorentina - Napoli

>Sunday, September 14, 2025
12:30 AS Roma - Torino
15:00 Atalanta - Lecce
15:00 Pisa - Udinese
18:00 US Sassuolo - S.S. Lazio
20:45 AC Bbilan - Bologna

>Monday, September 15, 2025
18:30 Hellas Verona FC - Cremonese
20:45 Como - FC Genoa

Reminder to skip your meds, the voices are all REAL, respect your sister (even if she is dating a Frenchman), clean your HDMI cables and do not compare your girlfriend to a waffle iron.

negru

anime

Solid zingaro match!

>>150757808
Yes.

Curious Assistant spotted

how do you get humiliated in a final and still not figure out you cannot play high level football with current year Mikhitaryan?

Just sub the zingaro off already you fucking gypsy

>Zingaro managers
>Roach and Kelly goals
>Derby D’Italia
/seriea/ has fallen

whats with serie a and buying 35+ year old players

>>150757961
T-T-They are s-still young!

why is lloyd kelly playing for juventus lmao what the fuck?

>>150757961
Is the same principle as zingaros buying German cars with 200 000 or more km

>Printer losing
>Genny goes silent
Hmmmmm

back from fabbrica how are we losing to smelly dirty gobbi,

>>150758009
Goal with Bremer offside and Sommer being shut

>>150757961
Serie is more tactical not as agresive as other leagues so experience is more valuable than physical performance.

>>150758000
so very stupid

chivu the subs...per favore

Acerbi looks like a begging hobo on the refcam kek

why is that foul lol

REFBALLL

please put O’Panda on

The more time passes the more these teams get exposed
Incredibly clueless playing by both teams

wtf is Marelli on about, they've never sanctioned a shirt pull 50 metres away from the ball, it's how defenders have always bullied the opponent into submission.

>>150758114
Inter is a McLaren with a shit driver at the wheel
Juventus is a Williams with a shit driver at the wheel, one can be fixed with a decent driver the other is bound to become irrelevant

>>150758019
so instead of getting young players who can contest europe you gonna get some geriatric niggas like modric or de bruyne who have one or two seasons left

DOPIETTA DOPIETTA DOPIETTA DOPIETTA DI CALAHNOGLOU

are you kidding me ffs

>conceding twice to the Turk
Congrats Tudor you fucking gypsy

CALHAAA

can lautardo do something pls

goal of the season so far

dude just let the blooter roach free to shoot every 5 minutes

>>150758144
Yesterday Inter was an aging squad in urgent need of youth to shake up the roster and get the group playing football without getting gassed after half a season, today they are a top team thats simply missmanaged.
Which one is it.

that's a great goal

What is this game lol

>>150758194
hes subbed off

O PADRE MIO CHE GOL AI CHE BELISSIMA INNIT BRUV

>>150758207
They've always been a great team, a shady 5-0 loss won't change that

ZINGARO DI MERDA THE FUCKING SUBS COME ON

>>150758222
damn my stream was behind by like 5 minutes

>>150758217
Il Derbi delle Roach

stop showing the ugly fat sfinterista lmao, is there no qt in the crowd?

>>150758232
A 5-0 loss on a CL final against a club that never won a CL in their lives with more choking episodes than international trophies.
With the manager subbing half the team off after half time because he didnt want the embarrassment to continue.
Scored on by an academy player that hadnt played a single game before that final.

gypsy off negru on perfavore

kek locatelli

...the subs...

Please sfinter score another 10 goals so we can fire this fucking bald zingaro

Lil Zingaro is up

Zingarinho :)

You now remember Juventus legend Negrottaglie

starting to look like a bbilan squad

wait ((they)) bought both Openda and David???

>Adzic
FUCKING REALLY
WE ARE DOING NOTHING UPFRONT AND ALL YOU DO IS BRING THE POOR KIDDO IN
YOU FUCKING RETARD

Keeping track who is who between Muttuidi, Cabal and Openda challenge [IMPOSSIBLE]

The lack of Cambiaso has killed Jj today!

LMAO

>>150758232
now we are great team lmao, the reality is somewhere in the middle. We're not the shitters you were talking about until yesterday, but we're not a great team either.

>make shit subs
>concede
Congratulations to Tudor

TIKUSSS

he drove to turin

THURAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Chivu looks like one of the good ones desu

good win inter struggled a bit against hellas verona but ultimately they got what they wanted......WAIT A MINUTE WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY WERE PLAYING AGAINST CHAMPIONS LEAGUE SIDE AND TITLE CONTENDERS JJ??

>>150758393
Mo you need to be good at coaching to outsmart Tudor

kalulu *skull* *skull* *skull*

APOLOGISE TO CALHA RIGHT FUCKING NOW

>>150758398
Coaching? I was talking about rom

call the idf call the mossad

Who could have imagined that 'Let's not mark the 6ft 4 striker from corners' would be a bad tactic?!

>take lautaro and barella out
>win

seriously did muttuidi bleach his face

Kek just saw a very bad edit of Tudor's head on Sudowoodo's body

DRugz should be starting over Gatti

Mo what's a Sudowoodo

Sucic looks like a pale Albanian

ITS A THURAM-OFF

CALCIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BEST THURAM

*cooks*

My name is Mcdonald Miller
-Sucic

What's with these absolute meme Juve Inter?

great game

>mcflurry comes off
>jj instantly scores
name a more fraudulent player than that fat fuck

>>150758518
Douglas Luiz

>>150758518
Locatelli

Adzic looks talented, why did Motta hate him again?

Adzic spent time in the gym over the summer, blud got hench

I wonder how many goals Bastoni has cost his teams in his career, it has to be at least 20% of the goals conceded overall.

>brothers play a derby against each other and both score
Just like in my Chinese cartoons.

Jj would be winning 3-1 if they just had someone relatively close to Roachacoglu after corners

This game is on Tudor, drawing/ losing at home against this sorry ass team and playing like absolute garbage should get you fired but nooooooooo le DNA or something
Fuck this team, fuck zingari and most importantly fuck Comolli

Someone screencap Tudor screaming at the Jj player (couldn't see who)

wasnt there a new messi playing for juventus? what was his name again? conce smth?

>>150758582
whats their combined iq?

>>150758603
It was zingarinho

>>150758617
>tf
>tp
Do you really want to know

kek what hjappened i was in sauna

>le ebin derby goleade
more damage done to calcio than piracy ever could

>>150758553
he can't defend to save his life, he has excellent technique and vision but a defender must DEFEND

I hate Openda so much

PRINTER LMAO

>one brother doing it with the right arm, the other with the left
Kino

IT WILL COUNT another saveable shot

oh my

holy fuck montenegrubroz

KINO

pls be foul in buildup

bloot

CALCIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

HOLY

Was it a foul by Thuram??

Yann Zoomer

sommer and digregorio to blame for all 4 goals that werent thurams

Zingarinho is my new favorite, I dropped Locatelli

>>150758729
doesnt look like it

>sommerd
Jesus Christ

AZZZZZ

>gets 2 hands to it
>bounces straight off
uncooked pasta wrists

sommer out pls. manlets are done.

But /seriea/ told me it was marmot league
lmaoooo
Israel always wins

Adios printer

refball in progress

I see the bribes have changed colour

>put on the game
>juventus comes back
I think I jinxed it Interbros.

>>150758776
>believing in judentus fags bullshit
ngmi

Wtf, I love Zingaro's now!?!?!!?!??!?!

>>150758788
Were you watching Venezuela vs Colombia the other day maybe that explains a thing or two

>>150758776
If Israel always wins why didn't Bibi help >us win the scudetto last season huh

bonny was fouled

also funny rube home against inter is instantly whne the season starts after a new coach.

that’s what happens when you still play by limone tactics

CHIVU OUT

grim

I kneel

This game should’ve ended in a draw
But ((((they)))) won’t let the rest of the teams benefit from their favorites each dropping two points this early
Calciopoli 2.0 can’t come sooner

>>150758809
a mí no me eches la culpa de la falta de webos en el Inter.

American viewership of serie ass rising as we speak

>>150758813
Bibi is too busy being the 21th century Churchill, please understand

>>150758836
Limone tactics are what carried this mediocre team close to the stars

KILL VLAHOVIC BEHEAD VLAHOVIC
INSHALLAH

JUVEEE
STORIA DI UN GRANDE AMOOOREEE

>>150758867
limone was so underrated imho

so how much more is jewe paying Gravina for him to drop Sfinter's protection racket?

>>150758867
That’s a weird way of spelling marmotta and refs

JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUVE
STOOOOOOOOOOOORIA DI UN GRANDE AMOOOOOOOOOOOORE
IL BIANCO CHE ABBRACCIA IL NEEEEEEEEEEEEEERO

>>150758867
>>150758889
2 retards here

Post TYBN (Thank You Based Netanyahu)

>>150758889
They will realize it this year and I'll be here for it, their downfall is going to be glorious.
I would've done anything to have him replace Tudor this summer but >our board is sticking with muh DNA soooolooo

based win but this game really did expose the comollata in the mercato. I can’t even blame Tumor too much because he’s playing the most lo-fi football ever because he got handed a team without fullbacks

I felt like Kelly and Adzic were gonna score, and they fucking did

>>150758824
>Muh precious black bull was fouled
Cry more faggot

3 games, 3 wins.

>>150758889
or they could have hired a normal coach no?

anyway

BLOOOOOOOTER

If Juventus gets calls like the one in the last goal I think they’re invincible

How many slips is the inter romanian coach allowed to do before getting sacked?

we can say that the match was thuram-esque

tudor's tictocs gave me flashbacks of allegroball at some points, I'll have to medicate myself to be able to sleep tonight

I'm going to leave the thread now to seething sfinteristi so they can explain how juve ruba

>>150758998
About tree fiddy

>>150758932
Comolli has his faults for not bringing anyone in the midfield but the three goals scored by Inter are entirely on Tudor.
Parking the bus - and badly too - against a team that can score that easily from outside the box fucked us badly. And in any case, if you really just want to park the bus why play Zingaro and not Openda who's better on counters? This match just exposed him as of the worst coaches in Serie A

onana>summer

>>150758998
its not on him imo. inter gave up same type of gols last year in big matches. hes not been backed in the mercato either

Juventus 4 : 3 Inter

>xG: 0.79 - 1.07
>xThreat: 0.94 - 2.28

>>150759029
If it were the other way around half of the thread would be crying marmot league

>>150759048
>xShit
I can't think of a more useless statistic

Eat penis interistas

>>150758998
this is probably the only way he could have lost today without making his position much worse
you can just chalk it off to bad luck, Sommer shitting the bed, etc
Inter played pretty well

-54m until you can watch the winner of the Rinus Michels Coach of the Month in action.

>>150759111
>Inter played pretty well
They barely created any real chances from open play. You can't keep on relying on out of the box blooters.

Business idea: Tudor OUT, hire Limone and make him the highest paid coach in the world

Poorfagbait: the match

regardless of the fact they stole it or not the ref is a massive checca, if you bring the whistle to your mouth you blow it or don't bring it at all. Not the first shit ref I've seen doing it.

Based lifelong gobbo

Now that relegation fodder has played, it's time for the Main Event

I don’t blame Sommer for the first one desu, it was saveable but not an unbelievable error. The second one is awful. I feel the team is like a tribute act from last season and it’ll only get worse.

>sub Locatelli off against Parma
>score twice and win
>sub Locatelli off against Genoa
>score and win
>sub Locatelli off against Inter
>score twice and win

>>150759026
The Calha blooters were unfortunate miracle gols but by the same token Inter are deadly on the counter too and you’d be putting the traffic cone-tier defenders in more difficult situations. I would have yanked Vlahovic earlier when >we were ahead though yeah. Tudorismo isn’t great but to his credit the team does look better than when he took over last season when Venezia and the like were getting Sarriball counters off against >us.

>>150759213
Are people blaming Sommer for the kelly gole? That was perfectly placed and unreachable tbqh

The others though, if he wasn't such a limp-wristed manlet he would've gotten them.

>>150759213
Sommer has more faults on the first goal and on the 2nd one. The roach's shot was pretty weak whereas the zingaro's one was strong

Højlund bro’s our capocannoniere arc begins now
Time to get comfy

Beukema!

Just got off work and missed the match, it was kino wasn’t it? Also inter merda

the last gol was the most damning on sommer. went through both hands

Zingaro was bad, but Koopmeiners and mainly MOTHERFUCKING MERDATELLI were worse, start Adzic over that shitter and Thuram will not have to play alone in the midfield anymore

Time for a Scotty and Rasmus masterclass lads!

>ruBentus head coach Igor Tudor will look to mirror his Inter counterpart Cristian Chivu in his formation in Saturday’s Derby d’Italia clash between the two sides.

imagine being a cuck and changing your style cos you dont have a strong enough one of your own.

>>150759271
umm lucca sissies?!

IMAGINE being a printer fan

>>150759284
manlet genocide when?

>>150759285
All midfielders will look bad, Thuram didn't look great either, when there is little organization. The spaces get too big. And that's why Hakan was free to blooter is so often.

Sure Teun wasn't very gud, but the setup wasn't helping anyone.

even Meret wouldn't have let the roach and the zingaro shots go in

>>150759271
>those ages
What is this, the retirement league?

>>150759293
So what you're saying is that sfinter lost against a shit team? Wow

>>150759318
jej. i wonder if martinez will start to get worked in more

>>150759089
it summarizes in a single number a little information that was obvious if you watched the game: Inter played more in Juve's half than viceversa, and neither team really got many good chances
the goals came from really difficult positions and goalkeeping was meh

stats aren't meant to say who "deserved" to win that's lowbrow, borderline retarded interpretation

What were they laughing about

Beaver-teeth

>>150759410
The lack of tictocs of both coaches

I didn’t hate Poopmeiners today desu, closed down a lot of counters

>>150759048
I don't know what xThreat is or does, sorry.

Chivu isn't eating the panettone, you could see all the senators already acting pissy when they got subbed off despite the fact they should have all been torpedoed after the 5-0.

Do you guys think Lazio will ever play Mussolini? I want to see that so bad. Dux Mea Lux....

>>150759326
Yeah, the team looked very lost at times, Koopmeiners always needs to run a ton and in the second half he was clearly tired as hell, still a lot to improve but there's something. Without Bremer there would have definitely been more goals conceded, in the end sitting back a lot worked but there's some work to do because for a 20-30 minute stretch it was painful.
I'll say that Adzic more playtime though, he's still young but he got a bag of talent, happy that he finally got his chance to shine.

>>150759374
>So what you're saying is that sfinter lost against a shit team? Wow

tudor'd your ass

>>150759487
Adzic is more useful than Poopmeister, at least he runs

>>150759520
What? Despite getting subbed he's in the top 5 of most distance covered

CALCIOOOOOOOOOOOO

>sculated 2 points against Genoa
>sculated 2 points against Inter
does he actually have a bigger ass?

Inter has two losses in three games, the last time they won the Scudetto they had two losses all season.

>>150759545
Maybe by walking, yeah. He's too slow to be really useful up front.

inters shit defending is all simone btw. when that improves ill be happy.

>>150759566
Tf, of all the things you can criticize him for, and there are many, it's not the effort he puts into his running kek

Do you have Mastro Lindo in your eyes from cleaning toilets all day or something?

sfinter got raped. Again.

>>150759567
You mean the same Inzaghi that turned a 33yo Acerbi who's done fuck all his entire career into a solid defender? The same Inzaghi that fooled the entire world into thinking Bastoni is a top 3 CB despite him having no clue on how to mark opponents?

is juventus a scudetto contender?

>>150759670
Yes until bremers knees explode

>>150759670
Not with Tudor, no

>>150758335
time to stick to petanque anon

We are up.
https://x.com/Azpitarte/status/1966923627364032601

>>150759707
All according to the plan

Attention because a sfinterist player went down, surely it's not a simulation and the goal is about to be disallowed

>>150759655
sanser made acerbus gud. simone had zero defending always. it was 3-0 in the first 30 min usually.

defending a lead was always a goal for opponents with simonus

Petank mentioned
https://youtu.be/FjtPiFp3lZE

>>150759670
if he continues caghing under like today, no

>>150759745
I genuinely don't understand what you're trying to say here

>>150759622
It's not my fault your favorite is a useless shitter

Brace for Calhanoglu, screams of joy heard from the apartment where his wife is staying

my Petank

>>150759670
with this culo yes, but ultimately I don't think they can keep up with Milan in that department.

>>150759765
he implied simone made defence gud when his style lived of attacking and goals

PIOLI VERSUS CONTE
MOIST KEAN VERSUS RASMUS HØJLUND
MANDRAGORA VERSUS MCTOMINAY
FAGIOLI VERSUS DE BRUYNE

GET READY TO RUUUUUUUMBLE

Vasilije Adzic 4-3 it's over

tuning in to watch my boy højlingz
if KDB cant unlock him nobody can
>>150759290
they were supposedly mates in manchester

>>150759793
W-Why are you referring to yourself in third person

why is he so red?

>>150759843
o sole o mare

Igor Tudor on Inter dominating the game with more possession and passes:

"It's good to have them, but I would rather have the win."

>>150759793
You're unironically retarded mate, one thing doesn't have to exclude the other. Inzaghi's team was solid all around especially considering that most of the players were either finished or bound to when they joined Inter. The reality is that age just caught up with most of them.
Barella is now your worst midfielder and I am not joking, Acerbi is cooked and Bastoni is getting exposed for the overrated defender (that's not to say he's a bad player because I kinda rate him) he is. This team had no right to be this close to winning the triplete yet Inzaghi almost did it.

>swap vanja out because he hadn't started the first 2
>starts now
conte fdp

foraza pioli

reminder if you are a balding then shave it off and go the gym.

not get a influencer hair transplant like a phaggot

Spinazzola Is still playing?

/vex/ theory: flags with only 2 colours/shades on it have a 40% higher chance of having retarded posters

offside

bruh

Where is blud going :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL:

I still haven't metabolized that someone of the caliber of Of Brown is playing for fucking Vesuvio

where belgio

>>150759980
Blud is posing like the Bundesliga logo :schädel:

>jumps infront your tackle and nowhere near touching the ball
>era

>>150759991
doing dr*gs after a mandatory therapy session with his mother

>>150759920
Meret got injured apparently

>>150759991
>a zingaro scored the winning goal
Check the Antwerpen obituary, he might've coomed too hard and died

that looked offside tho

Vasilije Adžić is the youngest foreign player to score for Juventus against Inter in Serie A history: 19 years and 124 days old. Decisive.

>>150760008
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CANT SMASH THE LEGS OF OTHER PLAYERS IN MY BOX?!

>>150760053
jumped infront when comuzzo was going for ball. dirty negrus always cheating

>>150760028
>injury prone keepers
utter woke shite

>that offside reconstruction
yeah nah he was nowhere near that far

This is a very Allegrian game so far

>>150760067
How's that cheating lol? Maybe Comuzzo should wake up and not let a player get the ball

Respect to Merda and all Merda Supporters..

Today was fun…

Both clubs put on a show for the entire world, showed what Italian football was all about and Juventus just happened to win….

FORZA JUVENTUS!

Fun fact: Luciano Valente is in face a Lazio lifelong

>>150760127
you are what's wrong with homosexuals

>>150760171
Adamo Luciano bros...

mo we act like he's a 'nomeno

BANG BANG BANG
CAPOCANNONIERE HERE WE GO

the absolute state of manure

Honest question how cursed is man utd

RASMUS HAR EN KÆMPE PIK

>instantly unlocked
I knew it

unironically is the money worth ruining your career over by going to the eplel?

i want to see offside lines

Consider for a second how ass Pioli is

>>150760230
score after gift era.

lukaku tier weakmind can only score when winning

why is this napoli team so aryan
kevin = aryan
hojlund = aryan
mctominay = aryan

>>150760290
Manchester refugee center

>>150760242
yes when you can just go rehab your career in another league

didn't they change the rules so that if a pass bounces off the ref the ball goes to the player's team that would have gotten to the pass?

I will not tolerate Pioli slander in MY /seriea/

Ive seen enough., United recall hojlund NOW

HØJLINGZ :)

not a fan of the player retarded faces popping up on the screen after they scored tbqh

>>150760290
aryan implies an attractiveness to them

Hojlund literally looks like a man who has tasted life for the first time in years
Man Utd must be an actual nightmare to work at, holy shit

>>150760377
Now that's a very gay thing to say

that ball from KDB was sexy as fuck

Lads, I was told that De Brown was washed?

yeah fuck It I'm a Vesuvio life long this season, big fan of the England - Terronia axis.

>>150760437
just another pl shitter thats a superstar in serieass

>>150760403
Released from /mug/ depression prison and into the beautiful sunshine of Naples with Conte, McTom and KdB with lots of pizza.

Napoli shirt is ridiculously good looking

>>150760403
United is a travesty of a club and needs to be folded for its effect on players

certified serie ass giganomeno lukaku 2.0

Is Fiorentina a banter club?

>>150760462
Armani’s last masterpiece before he passed

>>150760505
they are THE banter club

>>150760505
bbioli is a banter coach

>>150760505
Them and bbilan

>>150760462
it's a shirt of health, I've got a dozen of those.

How long until Fiorentina kick out Pioli like the arabs did

best thing of Viola matches is the cursing that can be heard from behind the benches lol

>>150760505
judging by this game yes.

I just remembered Nicolò Fagioli is a Fiocretina player

viola players cant even control the ball from passes. just like womnes euros kek

>>150760727
he's also back to betting heavily but you won't hear that for a while.

>>150760815
Didn't he resign?

Moist managing to do something, anything in this game is a testament to his talent

>>150760769
Pretty bad rain doesnt help

only player alive from viola is keanu

>>150760901
Yeah but he's basically been forced out by Prade

>Printer crisi in September
I’m not used to this feeling
Normally it’s near December

>>150760955
Does Prade have any friendly links with Mr. Riso?

Blud on the right thinking about eating pusy

foul on gosens not called.

Why does finnbro care about Napoli so much? Doesn't he realize he's currently -6 on just the 3rd matchday

>>150761233
small thefts pave the way for a big steal

THE SWORD OF ALLAH

wasn't Partey a rapist?

>>150761297
Yes, but he was a black man in England so he got away with it whilst the police was rounding up 60+yo white pensioners.

>>150761274
More curve on that shot than the women posted by Serbbro (Valente assist btw)

>Raspadori
>Ruggeri
>Molina
>Gonzalez
>Musso
that Patetico squad list really sounds like a fever dream

>>150761261
the name of my new short story about Chivu and the missing copper pipes

>>150761361
Very nice

unfulfilling copulation with the Bertolotto fake blonde

>huijsen was considered a giganomeno in serie ass
>hojlund immediately becomes a giganomeno again the second he returns to serie ass
>reijnders was considered a giganomeno in serie ass

>>150761361
Reminds me of an El Shaarawy gole against Jj

Anguissa broken

Valente is and has been absolutely balling, won't surprise me if he's going to have to choose between playing for the senior Azzurri or Oranje sometime soon.

>>150759917
when inter stopped attacking and started defending it was almost always a goal for every opponent.

>>150761680
>Oranje
the anti-anti narcotics squad will deny him that

>>150761680
isn't he like the Dutch Cristante?

boring game.

viola left sleeping
>>150761680
has he moved back out wide or stayed central?

Goodmorning - Bokkina is a cheat code

>>150759917
chivus defending is more demanding. im giving inter space to grow. going for young players is gud too.

>>150761735
No, in terms of skillset on the ball he has everything you need to play as a passing 10, but because he's also somehow ~1,90m and has a good set of lungs on him, he can also play as an 8 in a dominant team to link play.

>>150761784
RvP sees him purely as a midfielder. But he can play as a hanging left-winger if it's really needed. A bit like Orsolini I suppose, but on the other side.

They better sack Pioli he is ruining a good day of serie ass with exciting games

Nico Gonzalez scored (somehow)

>>150761955
so Ndour if he had the brains of a good player

>Elmass back at Vesuvio
wut

Marka Pjaca scored.

>merdinkovic
One of the most unexplainably overrated gk ever
>muh feet

kind of a shit match
basically a full half of pure accademia

My Full Half Of Pure Hero Academia

The Nutella addict got absolutely BTFO'd again

they paid 30m for Piccoli lmao

>>150762550
everytime you listen to sfintersts you're in danger of losing precious neurons

>>150762550
translate you faggot. we don't speak mexican here

knowing I'll have to watch Sticks in the NT while Goodmorning is alive and breathing will eventually drive me insane.

>>150762617
>"Yildiz is good enough for this Serie A, whenever he plays against teams like Parma, Empoli or Venezia"

Haha, imagine if someone Charlie Kirk'd Gravina (in Borderlands 4)

>they made a movie about last year Vesuvio's title win
excuse me what?

Absolutely surrealistic to see Pjaca in 2025 kek

>Sampdoria lost again
double breakfast tomorrow
looking forward to sampDoria soon

>>150762795
t. Mexes

Just heard about Nico Gonzalez's cure

>>150762734
Scudetti make headlines for those who never win them

>>150762958
>anybody want to buy a used BMW, only 250.000km driven

>Aberdeen dead last
>Rangers barely above them after losing to Hearts
what happened to the beautiful sport?

>>150763014
Sorry he's a Mercedes only gypsy

Honestly, I kneel

Didnt see the game. Was jjuve lucky?

time to rest and prepare mentally for the great humiliation tomorrow

>>150763130
Watch the highlights fra

>la Viola with 2 points out of 3 matches
Lole

>>150763167
Are you crazy, he already has to watch the bbilan ones, that would be too much stuff to process for his gypsy brain

>>150763130
Sommerd and Pastoni gifted them 3 goals, it wouldn't have been a scandal had they var'd the winning goal.

No one:
Aleksandr Dugin on August 20th 2022:

>>150763192
Meant for >>150763153

>>150763084
why are albanians so obsessed with m*rcedes? aren't they interested in cars for people who are not utter pieces of shit?
feel free to weigh in twinkazzo

>>150763207
Bastoni wasn't involved in any of the goals you poorfag

>>150763270
comolli looks evil
dildiz has the face of a young scruffy runt called something like Hayden on an adults body
the third fella looks like he dresses up as father christmas at the shopping centre in december

>>150763378
>comolli looks evil
on working days, he disguises himself as the head of the italian trade union (CGIL) and sabotages picket lines at factories

For me, it's Atalanta's mystery man

>>150763488
The targets list in AC Shadows's DLC be like

>>150763084
this was yugoslavia before the war

Saddam Huijsen with Real Madrid:

- 8 Matches
- 8 Goals Conceded
- 2 Reds

>>150763304
made the retarded foul on the 3rd goal after Dimerdo mistake you utter midwit
>>150763488
>La terza Via
I would heil Conte ngl

>>150763488
Even in space and with its own gravity, Simeone is disgusted by the surroundings

>>150763573
Code Talker, blurred, in the background on the left

Has anybody checked on Bonny Village yet? By the way he looked, I think he died after that 4th goal...

>>150763964
Magical evening for us Kellykings

>>150763964
KINO

ffmpeg -y -i ZE_HAk7cIuo.webm -ss 9.640 -t 23.220 -c:v libvpx-vp9 -row-mt 1 -vf "scale=1280:-1" -b:v 1.37M -an -pass 1 -f webm /dev/null && ffmpeg -i ZE_HAk7cIuo.webm -ss 9.640 -t 23.220 -c:v libvpx-vp9 -row-mt 1 -vf "scale=1280:-1" -b:v 1.37M -an -pass 2 Kelly\ 1-0.webm && ffmpeg -y -i ZE_HAk7cIuo.webm -ss 32.880 -t 23.380 -c:v libvpx-vp9 -row-mt 1 -vf "scale=1280:-1" -b:v 1.36M -an -pass 1 -f webm /dev/null && ffmpeg -i ZE_HAk7cIuo.webm -ss 32.880 -t 23.380 -c:v libvpx-vp9 -row-mt 1 -vf "scale=1280:-1" -b:v 1.36M -an -pass 2 Hakan\ 1-1.webm && ffmpeg -y -i ZE_HAk7cIuo.webm -ss 56.280 -t 14.780 -c:v libvpx-vp9 -row-mt 1 -vf "scale=1280:-1" -b:v 2.15M -an -pass 1 -f webm /dev/null && ffmpeg -i ZE_HAk7cIuo.webm -ss 56.280 -t 14.780 -c:v libvpx-vp9 -row-mt 1 -vf "scale=1280:-1" -b:v 2.15M -an -pass 2 Yildiz\ 2-1.webm && ffmpeg -y -i ZE_HAk7cIuo.webm -ss 01:14.160 -t 22.660 -c:v libvpx-vp9 -row-mt 1 -vf "scale=1280:-1" -b:v 1.4M -an -pass 1 -f webm /dev/null && ffmpeg -i ZE_HAk7cIuo.webm -ss 01:14.160 -t 22.660 -c:v libvpx-vp9 -row-mt 1 -vf "scale=1280:-1" -b:v 1.4M -an -pass 2 Hakan\ 2-2.webm && ffmpeg -y -i ZE_HAk7cIuo.webm -ss 01:34.860 -t 10.500 -c:v libvpx-vp9 -row-mt 1 -vf "scale=1280:-1" -b:v 3M -an -pass 1 -f webm /dev/null && ffmpeg -i ZE_HAk7cIuo.webm -ss 01:34.860 -t 10.500 -c:v libvpx-vp9 -row-mt 1 -vf "scale=1280:-1" -b:v 3M -an -pass 2 Thuram\ 2-3.webm && ffmpeg -y -i ZE_HAk7cIuo.webm -ss 01:45.420 -t 15.280 -c:v libvpx-vp9 -row-mt 1 -vf "scale=1280:-1" -b:v 2M -an -pass 1 -f webm /dev/null && ffmpeg -i ZE_HAk7cIuo.webm -ss 01:45.420 -t 15.280 -c:v libvpx-vp9 -row-mt 1 -vf "scale=1280:-1" -b:v 2M -an -pass 2 Thuram\ 3-3.webm && ffmpeg -y -i ZE_HAk7cIuo.webm -ss 02:01.040 -t 20.600 -c:v libvpx-vp9 -row-mt 1 -vf "scale=1280:-1" -b:v 1.5M -an -pass 1 -f webm /dev/null && ffmpeg -i ZE_HAk7cIuo.webm -ss 02:01.040 -t 20.600 -c:v libvpx-vp9 -row-mt 1 -vf "scale=1280:-1" -b:v 1.5M -an -pass 2 Adzic\ 4-3.webm

>>150763964
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>>150764138
it's just so sad that there wasn't a fifth

Oh fugg, don't know how the ffmpeg command ended up there. Ignore that

>>150764138
This is such an insane fucking goal, shooting from so far alone takes balls

>>150764112
i could have done more than zielinski there. grim

>>150764510
Heel size?

>Nico Gonzalez scored
See he's a good player, Atleti should buy him :)

>>150764904
Nico “El Remisión” Gonzalez.

12 points from 4 games and 9 points from 3 games.

Staying faultless? Not for everyone.

Sleep tight /seriea/

https://x.com/trenotheo1899/status/1966971815672299945
Why is he so short

Is there anything better than eating a dürüm (chicken + spicy) after aftr leaving a home party?

Traditional Swiss dish that

To the surprise of no one; twinkazzo eats chicken on his durum

Jj legends Lilian, Khephren and Marcus Dürüm

>#Nainggolan: "Derby d'Italia, vince l'#Inter. #Inzaghi? Uno scudetto in quattro anni con quella squadra è troppo poco"
Oh no no no

Palmeri
Che cammina su sentieri negrazzurri
Sta cercando servizi sinceri
Oltre i muri di questa Serie A

Palmeri
Camminando su sentieri negrazzurri
Sul diario segreto scrivevi
"Quella bestia non è il mio AVAR"

>Twinkatto at a home party
The Germano meme is real

I'd like to express my special thanks to the staff at Rozzano Hospital for allowing Mr Moratti to leave intensive care to enjoy last night's match, plus the complimentary round of wiretapping

Thuramisù

Chicken dürüm is just better (in taste but also because of the proteins).

Also hopefully Milan will win tomorrow (today). It will be hard without leao

>>150758533
>>150758582
>>150758709
>>150759196
>>150759410
>>150763573
>>150764082
>>150764112
>>150768361
>>150768420
The Thuram clan rules calcio, and there's nothing we can do to stop them and their sovl

Found it kek

Chicken dürüm and Mert Müldür walk into Twinkazzo's hello kitchen...

Reminder

>>150768659
it was her fault for asking where all that cardboard came from

>>150760052
>concede a goal to an U20 player
>take a 5th goal from an U20 player in a final
Maybe this is Inter's call to get a real keeper and not an old midget, real defenders instead of Pastoni and 64 year old Acerbi and to maybe change the 3-5-2 a bit if they cant field more than one and a half good strikers.

Seriously though, why did Marcus not celebrate his gole lmfao

>>150768815
He knew

>>150764904
The only thing he's good at besides getting injured and running around like a retarded caveman is headers, no wonder, his caveman forehead allows him to do that.

>>150768815
Lilian threatened him with the belt

>>150768796
Young players (the good ones) cost an arm and a leg, the owners at Oaktree can't be arsed to put their own money into feeding Ausilio and Marotta's magic circle.
In fact, knowing the speculative mentality of American investment funds like this one, I think they are gnashing their teeth at still having to keep this deficit-making factory in their portfolio and not having been able to offload some other decrepit club "legend" in the last transfer window.

>>150768955
>Young players (the good ones) cost an arm and a leg
Yesterday I added up how much money Jj has made from selling baby fenomeno's since the NextGen thing was set up.

Sure some of them like Huijsen and Soule could have stayed, but it's a goldmine of an operation for basically free plusvalenza.

>>150768955
There's an entire continent worth of young players on the other hemisphere of the planet where the only expensive ones are the Brazilians that score 2 blooters in a season and already get called a "future legend of the game" by British pundits who watch 3 football games a year, they have an academy, they have all those Italian kids forced to play in Serie C because their own clubs wont give them minutes over a 28 year old Zingaro or a washed EPLel player and you are telling me amongst the HUNDREDS of these options you cant dedicate one season to bringing some of these players in and trying stuff out? Its not like Inter is Sampodria tier this year, they are shit, but not shit enough to risk missing out on CL football and not good enough to aspire to win anything besides a Coppa Italia or a far shot at the Scudetto.

Renault Kangoo...

>>150769082
Imagine the passport printing for these players when Inter signs them

>>150769082
What you're saying is all true, but historically Inter has never been a club that let young players take their time to flourish, even when it was (those six months in the early 2000s when Moratti's bipolarism focused on investments in young talents such as Pirlo, Robbie Keane and Gresko), the ownership did not keep the act together and stick with the new self imposed policy consistently.
The youth sector is the only mildly good thing that remains, but even that is suffering from downsizing due to the club's unsustainable debt (Roberto Samaden's departure being a clear symptom of that). However, the biggest obstacle for a young player coming out of Inter's academy will always be the same: the chauvinistic attitude of the Nerazzurri press (Gazzetta and similar publications), which will continue to rotten talent through utter delusion.
>they are shit, but not shit enough to risk missing out on CL football
Hmm, I wouldn't put my finger on that jej

Ynr Casadei

Vincent Cassadei

Absolute cinema

>>150769385
Its still a stupid idea to just pretend you dont have issues with your squad and thinking that just signing 1 near-retirement age top player, 3 literal whos and 1 kid that will eat the bench for breakfast, lunch and dinner is a good enough mercato for every window, every season and that you dont need long term replacements for anything, or a project, specially when your budget is 3 liras and whatever pocket change Marmotta had that day.

>>150769545
Igot spotted at the end.

with lucman this one you won it

>>150769586
In a world where tax rules do count for something, a club like Inter would have been dissolved the moment it was discovered that its bank guarantee from the Cayman Islands to register for the league was toilet paper and 30% of the company's capital was held by front companies linked to organised crime in the country. So the coelenterates inhabiting that place had better be content with the manna that comes their way.

>>150769779
So what's the plan for Inter in the short-medium term? Just hoping to find more bargains like Sucic and refreshing the soon-to-be-agents-page on transfermarkt?

Mkhi, Hakan, Akanji, Acerbi, Sommer, Zielinski, Darmian and De Vrij are all 30+ and will need replacing sooner rather than later. Especially since CL seems to be pretty vital for them.

>>150769922
Political scheming, lobbying, mainstream sports media pressure, asphyxiating receivership of the referee association, the usual playbook you know.
On the sporting side, a small remake of pic related: your Kuzmanovic's, your Schelotto's, your Rolando's handpicked from the bargain bin, hoping that with a little help from the referees they can finish in the top four and scrape by with the TV money.
If things go south over the years, it will be a merger with Milan. But at least in that case, the upside will be that they can make the trophy table available for something substantial.

>>150770649
Btw, fun fact about Thohir:
He's currently minister for sport/head of the Indonesian FA/Olympic Committee that put appointed Kluivert as NT manager and put the plan in motion to naturalize all the Dutch players that would never make it into Oranje.

As to the thing you're saying, will be interesting to see how it pans out. Nabule and Jj are looking good so far, and I don't see Italy getting a 5th CL spot again so a LOT of teams will be fighting for those other 2 spots.

Today I got emotional.

I made a mistake..

I should not have called out Juventus legend Igor Tudor..

He made a mistake with the substitutions and not doing it first ..

It’s clear he built a Fino ALLA Fine culture.

I apologize .

FORZA JUVENTUS!

on EVERYONE soul we should apologize to tudor none of the goals was his fault + made great substitutions

Fino Allah Fine

CCCP Napoli

Kooplikesminors

>lunch match against turdino
What an abomination.
Apparently Gasperini can't win against Baroni

*grabs you*

>>150781159
Oh come on now it's fucking Turdino

Good morning!

>Antonio Conte has earned 550 points in 244 appearances as a manager in SerieA: considering three points for a win always, the Napoli manager is the one who took the fewest games to reach this milestone. Recordman.
But cardinale, furlanZ and ibra thought he was not good enough lmaoo clowns :○)

>>150781309
Reminder that he was close to accepting Milan before Elkann threatened to kill his family

>>150781336
meds

>>150781336
Arnault will buy Milan and bring Conte and Mbappe

3-2 for Inter, I’m turning off the TV, what the hell could happen in 10 minutes… huge congrats to Inter

The new ref cam is already delivering

>>150781286
>two losses against Baroni at Lecce
>one draw and one win at Verona
>one loss and one draw at Lazio
It's over

>>150781517
>vlahovic in the back
Now I understand what germanon meant

>>150781517
>>150781571
the n fatigue

AS ROMA (3-4-2-1): Svilar; Hermoso, Mancini, N'Dicka; Wesley, Cristante (C), Koné, Angeliño; Soulé, El Aynaoui; Dybala
>Dybala false 9
I think I'm going back home

>>150781623
Probably realized anyone could just vpn to those country’s and watch for free on YouTube instead of paying 9999€ to DAZN or Sky

>>150781708
wtf is this lineup

>>150781868
Ignore this its from cazetta so ofc it was wrong

Yesterday's match wouldn't count as a loss with a decent goalkeeper instead of Sommer. With any GK, literally any GK from Serie A it would've been a 3-0 for Inter.
Facts.

Barco Maroni

Is Gasperini turning N’Dicka into a center forward kek

I got that sommer time, sommer time sadness
I got that sommer time, sommer time sadness
So-so-so sommer time, so-so-so sommer time
Sommer time sadnessss

>>150782229
/tv/ idea: The Life and Times of Willie Gnonto

>>150769922
>So what’s the plan

IDENTIFY Scottish Premiership talents, SCOUT Scottish Premiership talents, BUY Scottish Premiership talents

No seriously, do you think we as fans are stupid? Well maybe some of us are but for me the writing has been on the wall for some time. The Gonde/Limone days are over and we’re going to see a natural slump. How bad that slump will be? Who knows personally I don’t think it’ll be as catastrophic as Bbilan’s or the Strama-Mazzarri days but I also don’t think >we’ll be winning titles or reaching the latter stages of Europe for a while. That’s what made May even more painful because I felt this coming a way off.

To be fair to Sommer, if he saw those shots coming they would've been saved, but it's not all that easy to see a shot coming when it's from like 30 meters out (especially the one from Adzic that came from nowhere)

Bingo bongo ancora Wilfried Gnonto, piccolo negro stronzo (I sometimes sing this to myself I am going insane)

>>150782344
Zoff tried with the same excuse against the Netherlands in 1978 and people didn't really believe him. Sommer is going to get so much shit for this he'll end up disavowing neutrality kek

ZZZzzz

SIMEONE

if Messi did that you'd never hear the end

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