Thread 150758885

Another West London derby

Kick-off: 8pm UK

BRENTFORD: Kelleher; Kayode, van den Berg, Collins (c), Pinnock, Lewis-Potter; Henderson, Yarmoliuk, Jensen; Schade, Thiago.
>SUBS: Valdimarsson, Hickey, Henry, Nelson, Carvalho, Onyeka, Ouattara, Ajer, Janelt.

CHELSEA: Sanchez; Fofana, Chalobah, Adarabioyo, Hato; Caicedo, Fernandez (c); Neto, Buonanotte, Gittens; Pedro.
>SUBS: Jorgensen, Acheampong, James, Gusto, Cucurella, Santos, Palmer, Garnacho, George.

HATOchads get in

My favourite players are Neto, Enzo, Garnacho, Buonanotte, Jorgensen, Cucurella and Palmer (just about).

im so lonely

Joao Pedro nets 2 goals

>>150759262
go to the boozer
>>150759275
ez

My favourite players are John Terry, Frank Lampard, Didier Drogba, Petr Cech and Arjen Robben

>>150759206
that's neto buddy

>>150758885 (OP)
>Kick-off: 8pm UK

Weird it's been moved to 8pm but not on TV?

I like Chelsea but the matchthreads attracts total retards,

Are all London clubs Reddit incarnate?

>>150759343
Wank gimmick

>>150759343
Must have originally been a Saturday 3pm kickoff. They can't show those even if they get rescheduled.

>>150759466
Ah thanks i'll catch it on the radio

>>150759343
they now expect us to scour the thumbnail if you can believe it

>>150759364
no

>>150759503
Which station?

>>150758885 (OP)
Lot of shit boring matches on today

>>150759564
Saving all the good games for tomorrow.

can brentford offer any kind of game here? can just see them parking the bus in a massive slurpfest before inevitably letting in a goal around the 70th minute

not feeling this tbqh

>>150759555
I'm looking everywhere (OP's post and image) and I'm at a loss

>>150759573
>a complete blowout and a slopchester derby
no

>>150759588
Chelsea dressing their B squad, can't see them testing kelleher like that

>>150759588
Brentford got ripped apart in the summer so probably not

Every team outside the Big Six got destroyed

>>150759744
their fault for not amassing tens of millions of third world customers

8 premier league matches today and they're all boring as fuck. we really need a Super League.

>>150759744
>>150759782
Newcastle tapped up Wissa and forced a deal

>>150759890
they held up the Isak deal too they wouldn't have to face him week 2

>>150759800
jeet go home

So is Chelsea fucked with these 74 charges, or is our media making a deal out of nothing

go on then

>>150760046
go on lad

Cam on Brentford

>>150759744
I was just thinking about this. last pl season was really good, every team save the bottom 3, united and tottenham looked really good. newcastle was very good, villa was good, nottinghamand bournemouth punched above their weight a big part of the season, fulham did ok, even crystal palace was good and won a trophy. now only arsenal, chelsea, liverpool and tottenham strengthened their squads and everyone else looks like total shit. I guess everton improved a bit as well but nothing fantastic, and city fucking imploded. it's looking like it's gonna be the inverse of last season, with the mid table and below teams being awful and a handful of teams being on another league.

HEY JUDE

>>150760046
I’m too sheltered to know what this means

>>150760046
It's expensive these days ain't it?

Zestevaobros we're ill

>>150760117
I'm assuming the number on the left is the the grams of drugs and the number on the right is the price

>>150760117
lad likes the smell of his coffee table

in the shadow of the A4

we got this

>Hato
Who

only watching for garnacho and the brazilian kid

both not playing

Glad the irrelevant 14 matches are finally done
Side note I thought the Buonanotte deal was that he’d go to that French team then later “sold” to Chelsea

I like how many South Americans there are in Chelsea now

>>150760119
yeah, different class compared to the pub grub from 10-20 years ago though

Pedro's not a 9

Chelsea need to let one in against the run of play so that they can come back from behind

>>150758885 (OP)
what an horrible "world champion" badge, may you rot in hell chelsea faggots, so glad we didn't win it as we would have to desecrate our jersey with that goatse tier badge.

chelsea's c team looks pretty good
I expect this to be 0-0 first half and then 2 or 3 for chelsea in the second half when they bring palmer cucu etc

>>150760318
yeah it's pretty awful. could've gone with something more subtle

>>150760318
It is weirdly prominent and unaesthetically visible

>>150760273
It’s a shame Todd still has a boner for euro Ngubus

Why is this game so late for PL standards

Why can't sky just pay Goodnight moon ASMR to do the commentary as the diversity hire. Everyone would be happy and I wouldnt get so agitated watching the football. WIn Win

>>150760363
chelsea is getting special treatement so americans can watch their games

>>150760280
Aye mate he's a 10 HUBBA HUBBA!

Gittens is fucking terrible

>Buying a guy whos 1 K away from being memed as Kittens
grim

>>150760363
extra game after the internatioanl break

chelsea is this weird club where they just buy 11 new players every summer and they're all mid

Chelsea 3 - 1 Brentford

do wogsea usually cheat this bad?

>>150760418
you'll never stop posting pics of this retard won't you? please tell me you're not the down symdrome spammer.

>>150760346
Why is it centered WTF that looks horrible

>>150760473
put it on the sleeve ffs looks a mess

>>150760468
Fuck you motherfucker

>>150760318
I thought they didn’t care about that tournament why are they wearing that?

>>150760523
wouldnt surprise me if they contractually have to have it there

Gittens more like shittens innit

I’ve seen enough
Unleash GOATnacho

BIG THROW

>>150760468
does anyone know why he's so obsessed with that faggot chef anyway?

long throws are back and its based actually

>>150760363
Sky paid to televise even more games.
We've basically now got a Friday game, a Saturday 12.30, 5.30 and 8pm, up to 3 games on a Sunday and a Monday night game too

Gittens is so fucking SHIT fuck that monkey

>>150760729
get out of here mikel sharteta

>>150760363
An extra evening timeslot for a PL match means more ad revenue for Sky. And it's a more convenient timezone for yank customers too.

>>150760729
wenger fuming

>>150760764
have they ever sold a good player?

I wish we had my white players at my Chelski but also our blacks are pretty good.

These lot are supposed to be Trump World Champion's

Neto has been giving 100% every game this season, wish others would follow his example

Why did Chelsea sell Madueke? He's better than any of their current wingers

the lion fears the bee

>>150760939
He’s still the best attacker for Chelsea. But all the blacks supporting Chelsea have been attacking him since he’s not brown enough. Same with Enzo.

bunch of absolute slurpers today

>>150760972
Get your eyes checked nigger Madueke fucking sucks

I think it might be time to have a series and frank conversation about Gittens

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

>>150760972
I mean I'd take him over niggens I guess

beautiful

>>150761002
>

oh no rentboybros we got too cocky

Shit piss nigger life

goalie a statue, i dont care if that took a deflection

______ ______ ____ _______?

fill in the blanks

did anyone see that post that "knew" the outcome? i was going to link it but it seems to have been deleted

too easy

Bournemouth till i die.

oh for fucks sake

megged

2-1 Chelsea win incoming

hmm maybe its time to uh play your first team in a league match?

>>150760764
Todd probably mixed him with Guirassy.

>>150761080
WHAT DOES HE DO

We've conceded first in all games this season, sometimes goal was disallowed but not a positive sign

>>150760882
I still think bellingham is a fraud but he's been doing fine at least
and lewandowski obviously

>>150761133
>We

chelsea is getting.. STUNG

>>150761179
is it normal to drink fernet and coke?

It’s always funny how many ethnics come here and care so much about Chelsea. I couldn’t tell you a soul who plays in Franceistan

>>150761169
I am Todd Bohely

>>150761188
yeah, pretty fucking delicious too

Step forward Prem only watching cunts who said Brentford was going down because "they lost the best players"

>>150761230
>Look how cool I am, I watch non league shit

>>150761230
losing your manager and your 2 star players isnt a good sign but theyre looking alright yeah

Darrren Fletcher genuinely hates chelsea so much, he barely tries to hide it

Fofana can take the next boat back to wherever his parents emigrated from please. Less than 40 appearances in 3 years? Fuck off

>>150761267
Happened before, will happen again.

Brentford are going down

>>150761287
Two Fofanas at Chelsea and both are complete shit

chelsea's black players cannot handle brentford's pub football

>>150761287
only cost £75m

>>150761133
All part of the plan.

OMAGAD WHY IS IT SO HARD CHELSEA BROS???? WHY ARE OUR OPPONENTS SO FIT? WE CAN'T COMPETE WHEN OUR OPPONENTS ARE FIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>150761095
based

he didnt even know who antoine sibierski is the idiot

>Chalobah
>Adarabioyo
>Fofana
>Hato
Give Boehlingz the death penalty and maybe Maresca as well.

>>150761213
yep. i drink it alot because i heard about it that argentinian drinks fernet with cola and ice. gets u drunk, a little hyped and also fills ur stomach a little.

You now remember Sterling still plays for Chelsea

>>150761390
psg only won the CL because they ressted everyone from january onwards though

Skyxisters this can't be happening

>>150761454
they just paid him 350 000 pounds of the crowns finest sterling this week for his privilege to sit at home and watch telly right now. kek lmao

Garnashit IN, Palmher IN, Sterlel IN

Put the game to bed!

how large will be chelsea's boipucci after they face bayern? kane hattrick?

>>150761488
BOSS

>>150761485
The irrelevant 14 NPC’s will be put back in their place soon

>>150761095
based

Chelsea needs estevao

>>150761480
kinda, we were one injury away from choking every ko stage games

>>150761498
Chalobah is playing

>>150761439
Trev is a pretty good defender.
Tosin is not great but at least he is a locker room leader.
Fofana is the drizzling shits.
Hato has not impressed thus far, but he’s 19yo so I give him more time

>>150761491
diaz - gnabry - olise with kane uptop. could get ugly for em

Still dont get why Chelsea bought Kittens, he was unwanted at BVB even

Palmer being rushed back from injury yet again in hopes that he gets a penalty
It's as though Chelsea haven't spent billions on players

Can they not afford a table in the studio at Sky Sports any more?

>fofana
>gitten
>whoever that no 40 is

>>150761506
Hope so otherwise I will have to buy slightly less merchandise in protest

>>150761567
British quota

>>150761380
612 please

Don't worry bros, garnachLINGZ will get subbed on and save >us

>>150761573
is it worth getting a table for the 1m 30s they aren't showing adverts?

>>150761567
Some FFP shenanigans where Dortmund pays millions up front for some loans and Chelsea pays the money for Gittens in a few years

That was a pretty short title race

dubs and garnacho score a brace

i dont pay council tax

having a salt and vinegar crisp sarnie

>>150761642
I dont watch PL often, did Citeh switch with Liverpool now? Seems like its only them winning PL these days

>>150761737
thanks

>>150761738
city fell off pretty bad last season for a variety of reasons, people thought they might be back this season and last year was an anomaly but too early to tell
liverpool got stronger
everyone else is shit

>>150761738
arsenal are the best team, liverpool get the most decisions in their favour

>>150761803
lmao

I thought Brentford were relegationfodder this season. What happened, Chelshitters?

cuckerella already getting done

>>150761846
on field Back 4 have never played a game together

>>150761380
puck sexo

Is tthere a league of football where the average match is not such a sleep inducing slurper. I only really watch spl and epl and almost every game is haramball.

>>150761803
>

>>150761867
so?

>>150761878
try basketball

>>150761878
hockey is the sport you are looking for

>>150761737
when will she eat the wall? or maybe she already did and these are old pics?

same old chelsea
always cheating

did you know that Schade means "oh, what a pitty" in German?

There's no depth in this Chelsea squad. A bunch of expensive shitters

cheatsea rigging their way into europe again

>>150761915
Who should I support?

>>150761952
no but i would guess from the word schadenfreude i suppose

GOOOOAAAALLLLLLL

FRAUD IN

>>150761961
>There's no depth in this Chelsea squad
Dont they have like 40 players?
>>150761952
SC Freiburg legend

>>150761932
shes the most irritating commentator by a million miles

>>150761997
idk whoever you like i guess

George Floyd is not it bruh

finally shittens is out god that nigger is awful

>>150762016
>shes the most irritating commentator by a million miles
derek rae is the worst by far
followed by ray hudson (who luckily just retired, burn in hell)
then women
then martin tyler
the best is, of course, clive tyldesley

you now remember romeo lavia

Would you lick salt for fun?

So why salt a margarita rim?

would you take medicine for fun?

So why take it then?

>>150762000
yes

>>150762073
I have a thing with the Hat Man

>>150762073
I take medicine for fun all the time, but I wouldn't take it medication for medical purposes.

>>150762050
any updates on the lavia to liverpool situation?

remember when palmer was going to go on fishtank but it got shutdown

i've seen enough
bring back mourinho

COLD

I thought for a moment this was chelsea vs southampton

Jao "Purple Patch" Pedro.....I know what you are

ICE COLD

APOLOGIZE

PALMMEREERRRRR

>>150762099
Closer than the labia to loverpoor situation

palmer carrying these bums

Handbaw by Joao Pedro

Palmer to the rescue again to carry this shit team

REMEMBER THE NAME
POLE CALMER

>>150762162

yep, will assist pedro next

>>150762130
>Jao "Purple Patch" Pedro.....I know what you are
same, it starts with N

Jordan Hendo, Liverpool legend
He never won anything but that team was so pretentious that you’d think they did

Cucu's hair look extra bouncy today, must be a new conditioner

look at me, jinxing myself as per usual
>>150762004

>>150762222
He quite literally lifted every possible trophy for Liverpool except the Europa League.

>>150762222
>He never won anything

Americans

>>150762266
Lol. I thought he left after that season gerrard slipped

>>150762307
retard

neto's so fucking good, thank God Palmer has joined him to rescue Chelsea in the 2nd half

>>150762266
lmao even Spurs won the Europa League, what a LOSER

Meat pie
Sausage roll
Come on Chelsea
Give us a goal

stupid cunt on commentary says they should've let them take a quick free kick that wasn't given

>>150762452
thanks lad, I'm not deaf

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>>150762471
usually mute it when there's a woman on

>>150762340
>this does not slip now!
>*slips*
I agree, he sabotaged his boyhood club. What a retard.

chelsea bros... this is not looking so good

henderson has been the best player on the pitch
maybe sir gareth had a point

>>150762527
watch them get the softest pen you've ever seen

>>150762527
A goal is coming

>>150762569
it's not united or arsenal

NACH!

GarnachLINGZ here WE GO

>>150762301
>covid EPL
>FA Cup on penalties after 0-0
>Champions League against Spurs
Fraud

1-1 confirmed

Garnacho masterclass loading

garnacho to score a 40 yard screamer to win it in the 6th minute of added time

>>150762585
chelsea got more than both last season more than twice as many as arsenal

>>150762650
GARNACHOOOOOOOOO

Chelsea should have been liquidated when Abramovich's assets got seized.

cole palmer bailing out these nogs is the real white man's burden

heh... my boy garnachingz... still young heh...

>>150762689
pretty sure he's a quadroon

>>150762675
We still have another 30+ years of Talmudic blessings for success. Roman’s Jewish wizards are among the strongest in all the world. Cry about it.

What percentage of this match has been spent waiting for Brentford to take a throw in, its so grating

BLOOTER

nice shot

>>150762698
I still dont get why Chelsea sign all these players
Gittens, Garnacho, etc

OF COURSE OF FUCKING COURSE

FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOU ALL

blimey

>great goal
>martin tyler sounds like he's about to fall asleep
retire already you stupid cunt

CAICEDOOOOOOOOOO

Moishe

Okay I'm a Garnacho fan now

golazo damn

god damn that was a bullet

based

>everyone congratulating garnacho
why lmao he fucked up the pass

>>150761106
called it

>>150762771
It ends the same way every week.

ya, im thinking we are back

>>150762749
WASTE TIME ON THE THROW INS NOW YOU FUCKING SHITEBAGS

Get FUCKED
Time wasting FAGGOTS
AHAHAHAHHHAHHAHA

Brilliant play by Garnacho

>>150762769
The excel spreadsheet says they're good so they buy. Now if they actually can improve it depends on their personality. Gittens seems like a nog but garnacho seems to have taken inspiration on ronaldo so there's that.

>>150762771
haha, au revoir ya frog

>>150762825
shut up todd

Caicedo is so fucking clutch lmao

>>150762826
all planned

Absolute Jews at bet365 trying to rob me of £110 with this cash out
I’m not fucking taking it Jews

>>150762831
COYS COYS COYS

>>150762862
only 1 corner in it

AYHAHAHAHHAHAHA DOOD

>>150762872
based supporting spurs this season forg

lol

>>150762862
cash out at 275

OF COURSE I GOT TRICKED

OF COURSE HE'S NOT INJURED

OF COURSE HE'S WASTING TIME

SNAKES IN THE GRASS CHELSEA BASTARDS

>>150762925
how much

wow absolutely pathetic from snachez

who the fuck is this george nignog lmao

>>150762937
zero

Inverted Saka has a really odd head shape

>>150762960
i hear he is of the jungle

>>150762925

Chelsea did not cheat to beat PSG because they were absolutely shit .. would not make the Prem's Top 6

Will nicolas jackson ever get the chance to play again?

LMAO LELSEA

>>150762995
He was sent on loan to Bayern

Awkward.

>>150762862
Should have cashed out

BASED

are you kidding me

KWAB TIME WASTING NIGGERS

LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO

>>150762995
at bayern maybe

>>150762862
lol

BASED LONG THROW CHAAAAADS

Fuckkking piss shit faggot

Nice one Brentford chads

AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

WAIT WHAT? REFBALL

GOAL STANDS

>>150762862
KWABOTY

HOWEVER

>former liverpool player henderson creates the first goal
>former liverpool player carvalho scores the second

>>150762862
oh nonononono you can stilll cash out $5

>>150762862
Should have cashed out goy

hahahahahahahahahaha

cheating cunts get fucked

so it happened again

heh...my boy garnachlingz...no defensive work...he just needs more...time...

>>150762862
lmao

GOOOOAL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GET FUCKED CHELSHIT CHEATS

VAR

>>150762862
This is what addiction looks like

They fear the long throw

>>150762989
they didn't cheat, they were just very lucky to have faced nobody on their way to the final and had one more day of rest than psg in the final.
what a cohencidence that the team owned by an american wins in america uh?????

NICE SHOT PALMER

DRIVE BY SHOOTING TIER JUST LIEK YOUR BLACK COUSINS IN AMERICA

POOMER

Time to go enjoy my Saturday night in the greatest country in the world. Sorry the highlight of your third world day was watching Chelsea drop 2 points

>>150762862
OH NONONONONON

Ffs var pls

stokeball is king

that fucking sucked

Maybe starting with your shitters was not a good idea my bald friend

>gaynacho
lmao

>>150762862
Kek, this brightened up the draw for me

>>150763143
stop doxxing me

>>150763066
>former liverpool player kelleher makes some important saves
>former liverpool player van den berg puts in a shift

bet anon, are you ok?

Chelsea's keeper is such a pussy though

Arsenal would have never let that goal happen

>>150763200
true. liver-don football club

the virgin tikitaka vs the chad long thrower

finally football is healing

>>150763211
yjk he is seething so hard he closed the tab

don't blame him though

when you have a winning bet you have to walk away when you get those rare 20x multipliers

it was £10 quid only so not that much

How have Chelsea spent over 1 billion on their squad, but still have Sanchez as their starting GK?

i love the bees so much

would have been robbery if chelsea had won that lets be honest

Brentford coach looks like a roman statue

KWAB

>>150763275
He is occasionally great, like in the CWC final

>>150763275
He was good today thoughbeit

>>150763382
Every professional keeper can be occassionally great and make a bunch of great saves in a single match. But if you want to be a serious team then you need a keeper who is very consistent in every match they play.

>>150763275
their whole squad is bog average but Sanchez is god awful and has been for quite some time. No clue why they get someone else in.