Thread 150771675

VOLK FIGHT WEEK EDITION
>>150749977

this week volk is fighting obesity and alcoholism

What are you bums watching McMMA instead of the sweet science

What is this face called

Boxing is boring and so is college football. Recommend a movie or show. I have most of the streamers. We watched K Pop Demon Hunters last night.

The Fighting Nerds 2

>>150771735
>I was ok with you being retarded not a bitch
thought by the girl for clarity

>>150771735
>God I wish I was Grasso right now...

>>150771725
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rp277kNXF0A

>>150771762
I watched that Ron Howard movie about those thai boys that got stuck in the cave expecting sloppa because it came out pretty close to when it happened but it actually turned out pretty good.

>>150771735
>I'm getting the ick right now

Noche POOfc is a joke. No one cares. Daner is busy with /box/CHADS

>>150771735
>God I love chubby Canadian men. They are so rugged and syrupy :D
This is the woman in the back btw

KWAB
W
A
B

>>150771735
Stop posting this shit. It is depressing. She already gave me a bad impression in that Belo in the wedding history.

Do you guys seriously find this attractive?

>>150771837
This but unironically, go to Toronto or Montreal and its easy pickings for latinas

>>150771735
Why are women so fucking primitive

Spinning elbow is the new meta

>>150771868
a bum with zero tdd who can't cut off the cage?
yes

>>150771880
the guy in the picture barks like a dog and beats peoples head in for a living

>>150771868
she actually looks good here there are way worse things you could have posted

*jon anik voice* out of all of the wonderful female correspondents the ufc has to offer charly arnolt makes my cock throb the hardest

>>150771735
Are women really like this? Yeah he got beat but he's still one of the 0.01% best fighters in the world out of millions

>>150771882
kinda yah. if a fighter gets breaks a clinch, spamming spinning elbows is a legit strategy

Imagine what Lerone Murphy bruv would have done to raped bitch Silva

>>150771927
Why ask questions you already know the answer to?

>>150771937
>Imagine what an absolute boring, decision merchant with one hail-mary KO do
Win a split decision?

>>150772000
I don't know tho

>>150771937
These are the fights to make next:
Volk vs Lerone
Silva vs Emmet
Lopes vs Aljaimain
Movsar vs Yair

>>150772021
The answer is yes they're really like that.

>>150771937
probably get starched he's black therefore anything with enough gusto puts him out
pico was seconds away from sitting lauren down with body shots

>>150772020
He's fighting top level competition like Josh Emmett and Dan Ige, you cant finish everyone. Pico is about Silva level and we know that for a fact.

>>150772067
>Pico is about Silva level
Bellator cans are nowhere near top 10.Silva is a good top 10 fighter.

>>150771735
Is being bald that much of a negative that that's the best he can pull

>>150772045
>Silva vs Emmet
kek u want your country man to die

why is it over so early bros i just got home. also what the FUCK is wrong with freestreamslive lately? theyve been fucking hopeless the last few weeks. i suffer

>>150771735
that's the 'no pussy' face

>>150772098
Name one Silva ranked win.

>>150771784
more recs my friend, my boy got mutilated tonight
not cumming though

>>150772098
Pico is legitimately pretty talented, he just got his chin deleted fighting in bellator when he was younger.

>>150772116
It would be a banger, and that's all care about.

>>150772067
he didn't fight Josh Emmet, he scored points and ran away

>>150772116
literal orc

>>150772132
Try vipbox next time

>>150772132
I just use totanon for mma now, it ain't worth the hassle

>>150771675 (OP)
>VOLK FIGHT WEEK
huh?

>>150772169
pico isnt chinny he just walks into big shit like a retard

>>150772141
Diego Lopes if he fights slightly less retarded.

>>150772185
Watch pro wrestling generally has everything that matters.

>>150772116
Murphy not only schooled Emmett but literally rocked him too, Silva would destroy him as well

does aljo beat lopes?

>>150772264
yes and then he gets the shot over evloev

paddy pimblett celebrated his 36th birthday last week

Fucking cant be the only here who sometimes gets hit with a brain fart and types "heem" in non 4chan search bars

That main event was beautiful, violence, a finish and drama. Excellent ending.

>>150772264
Of course not.

are we watching the pillowtap here or in /box/?

>>150772341
Neither.

>>150772341
we dont watch that crap here

>>150772264
He looked terrified of Ortega so it's pretty obvious Lopes heems him

>>150772264
he shouldn't but lopes seems like enough of a brainlet to let it happen

>>150772364
Id tap her pillow if you get what I mean

>>150772264
I don't think so. Lopes is dangerous on the ground (see him x evloev) and has the power to heem on the feet.
But maybe Aljo could gas him and hold him for 15/25 minutes

>>150772341
We're not watching that crap at all

>>150772341
I'm playing Civilization 5

>>150772392
Aljo is better on the ground imo but Lopes would take his head off on the feet and I think he's good enough to keep it there.

kelvin gastelum missed with again can dana plz just cut that fatass

>>150772341
Honestly not interested in either guy, it doesn't have a big fight feel to me. I only really watch the heavyweights and massive fights.

How the referee didn't see the knee to the nuts?

Why didn't watch the video to check it?

https://youtu.be/_5aP0QGJ-6E?si=tA3RSI9rsYHVrlwc

Yoel Romero was on BKFC and I didn't see anybody mention it

Is anyone else confused by this 'Canelo' boxer? Is he white or Mexican? Da fuqs going on down there? He like an exchange student that didn't leave?

>>150772461
Why would I want to watch yoel throw a punch every 2 minutes

>>150771762
i watched longlegs last night
it was alright but his legs were not even long

I think i'd also get the ick if my wife got beat down but id likely forget about it

>>150771762
chinatown by roman polanski
touch of evil by orson welles

pick via coinflip

>>150771762
watch this https://youtu.be/9nVKg-TlVx8

>>150772462
irish americans switched sides during the mexican american war

remember when strickland was throwing baseball pitches at imavov's head

>>150771762
>K slop demon hunters
faggot

I was watching the finish sequence again. Notice how Jean's face is clean and so is Lopes's legs, then Jean gets hit with the elbow and falls face-first on Diego's leg for a milisecond, making a huge blood spatter on that leg. How fucking bad was that elbow?? Is there an angle where we can see the point of contact of the elbow on the head?

>>150772462
He's a descendant of someone from Saint Patrick Battalion
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Patrick%27s_Battalion

>>150772499
The fight was actually great, you should check it out, 3 heems in one round.

>>150772462
irish

Volk vs Murphy
Rebook Movsar vs Pico
Lopes vs Aljo
Yair vs Allen
Silva vs Pitbull

you're welcome gayna

>>150772663
>3 heems in one round.
that's not how it works

>>150772550
Holy fuck, why are Catholics so based?

Borrachina will spend the whole week bullying Jean.

Heh. And y'all cats be watching MMA over this.

>>150772812
What the fcuk

>>150772780
good
israel's top guy deserves some bullying after that

>>150772812
almost bodied that freak

>>150772812
AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAGAHAHAAH...GAGAGAGAGAGA

>>150772812
AHHHH THERE'S A NIGGER LOSE IN THE RING STOP THE FIGHT

>>150772954
They are fighting online since UFC France, didn't you see it?
Costa is calling Jean Cu Rosa (pinky ass hole), don''t know the reason.

>>150772812
How on earth is that a stoppage? What's the rules for a stoppage?

>>150772812
fake ass rigged "sport"

>>150772812
OOOOOOOOOOH HE LANDED A GLANCING SHOT STOP THE FIGHT

>>150773166
he was getting bootyblasted the whole time so the ref just said enuff was enuff

>>150773205
fuck off pillowpoof

are we the bad guys?

>>150773260
You asked the question, don't be ashamed of a little bi-curiosity.

>>150773336
i didn't actually
kys

>>150773361
all british flags have gay thoughts

>>150773279
If Ari was a bad man Allah (Zazel) would not allow him to prosper.

>>150772546
Lol based Imavov. This doo alright actually.

Imagine watching this slop instead of Canelo Crawford

/box/ won

>/heem/ deady
fake one poofters are all watching pillowtap
looking forward to all the posts about how shit it is and how you're never watching it again

>>150774617
I'm watching Shamrock FC

The Steaming Turds

Dana really is the GOAT promoter. He has me watching pillowtap

>>150774617
dana's project got sat down in round 1. no matter what happens dana's boy got exposed and dana lost the story /heem/ won

Bryce Mitchell's son looks like a satanic golem

pissva definitely thought he was gonna sleem diego and beat a washed volk pfft hahaha FAGGOT! jew lapdog cringe reddit BITCH! HAHAHA

heem on the inside
heem on the outside
heem on the inside
heem on the outside

What is everyone watching? I'm not watching pillowtap.

Don't like Jews.

Imagine going back to your corner and freddie roach is talking to you, staring at your future, lmao

anik is commentating the pillowtap

THE FIGHTING NERDS THE FIGHTING NERDS

>>150775509
theres bare ufc niggas; the ring grills, uhh etc.

Shrimp just posted his email address. Flood this losers shit with gay porn and gore and shit, Fuck him and his indian ass stream

Why is Daner pushing this extremely mediocre Irish boxer so hard?

Callum Walsh is gonna be chuck liddel brain by 30. It’s tough

the shitty translator is there too, dana brought the whole crew

has the boxing been shit? i've had it on in th ebakcground and all commentators including Anik just sound bored stiff and completely disinterested

I'm not seeing what innovations Dana White is bringing to boxing. At least should have went with 4 ounce gloves.

>>150775583
I mean yeah, but that's not gonna do anything
report his site to cloudflare or something

I refuse to post in box. All my homies are here.

>>150775795
I little bit posted >>150775710

He's made a mistake

>ac slater and marky mark
What year is it?

he did it, he killed boxing

>>150775845
Acceptable post bro. Glad you’re here with us though

>>150775757
bro daner is STRESSED. this shit has been a disaster. 4 fights in like 3 hours or something

Thoughts on women?

kek daner doesnt have his emotional support red telephone

>>150775921
>>150775953
he's pondering the chest shitting he will receive after the event

Poonelo vs Crapshit next

ARF ARF ARF
>ARF ARF ARF

>>150775953
Kek how small are the hands on that inbred Arab?

I like canelo because he’s white

uhhh why is he oiling that man up? explain pillowtappers

I’m on a new level

>>150775921
Dana's getting a little chubby again. He was just crying tears of joy about how Gary Brecka saved his life, and now he's back on the pies.

diego lopes is 100% portuguese and as an ic2 I claim him

wtf is an ic2>>150776185

Canelo has 2 losses. Literally 100% more than Bo Nickal. And you want to write Bo off? Please.

I AM ILLEGALLY STREAMING THE FIGHT

>>150776206
wheres sneed when you need her
someone post the ic code chart

>>150776234
If you don't have Netflix, just self-heem at this point.

Canelo losses don't actually count.

>>150776255
what would I need Netflix for?

glory to isra-ACK

>>150775778
>report
bitchmade fake one detected. NEVER involve the jannies
*heems you*

>>150776255
have gayflix but I’m illegally streaming it because fuck turki the paki

>>150776281
To watch movies with interracial couples, black female protagonist, fat superheros, and transgender moms

Bivol meme'd on Canelo so hard idek why this muppet is still fighting

lol, you know it was Dana's idea to have Tool play. No one in the audience knows them.

Why doesn't UFC have events in Allegiant Stadium?

Belal Muhammad kills both these /box/ bums

>>150776334
where's MJK?

>>150776334
Dana likes tool?

>>150776363
dana hates stadium shows

>>150776329
Bivol is twice canelo's size. It's like me (6'3) beating up on a small guy (You).

>>150776363
Stadium fights are gimmicks. The atmosphere sucks. ~20,000 in a small space is ideal

the topuria theme

jesus christ can they just start this shit fuck

>>150776391
daners a product of genx punk rock

>el gringo negro permaheemo
oof that was a bit much

why is topuria theme everywhere now is it because of him?

ay ay ay ay ayay mi amor

the greatest mexican boxer of all time is an irishman?

Dana used to shit on boxing events for playing live music...

>>150776412
la demostración de la leyenda...

canelo hands

>>150776403
I weigh 500 pounds once you get in my grasp it's over

>>150776303
kys shrimp
we all hate you

>>150776452
Dana's not really the promoter. This is Turkey's event. Dana is just a paid influencer. The Nina Drama of boxing.

Man, fuck this shit. It is almost 2am already. I should be sleeping already. I don't even like box that much

>>150776482
Belal vs Usman is going to be a cinematic experience

This dude Crawford is holding a guitar case with his boxing glove. Water we dune here?

>>150776363
Won’t be able to sell it out

Dana looks really agitated I hope they have Jeff Molina waiting in his hotel room

This is late and I'm on the west coast.

Canelo gets two different Mexican bands for his walkout. Water we dune here?

Today I’m Mexican

>>150776539
>steals topiglets walkout song
>does it better
/box/ won....

I'm tired dana...

HOLY SHIT JUST FUCKING WALKOUT OUT ALREADY

>>150776689
>>150776539
i too am confused by the walkouts. why did crawford have the stoners and the other mariachi band?

>>150776704
mi pinche hermano maricon

pfffffttttt hahahahahahaahah
>boxlets

I googled what the ring walk for the main event was supposed to be and they said 11PM ET. It's nearly 1 AM ET and they're walking out now.

>>150776749
Cállate gringo

>>150776787
me la pelas hijo de su puta madre

>>150776773
I foolishly put off going to the grocery store during the middle of the co main and I just wasted an hour fuck

heembros they're about to throw down. this should be a good one i suggest tuning in

Before, Dana was criticizing boxing for taking too long in between fights and then he pulls this shit. Hope he gets the gnarliest shit on his chest tonight.

Dana, PLEASE start the fight.

Based yanks booing that shit

is this in a stadium? pretty embarrassing for dana's first stadium show to be /box/

How annoying must it be to have to ballwash turki at every opportunity i thought this was fucking AMERICA

Michael Buffer > Bruce. That we can all agree on.

saar please do not boo the superjeet

lol at not showing ages on the chyron. these guys are both uncs.

>>150776933
no

why cant ufc sell out these stadiums

jesus christ why do they drag everything out

>>150776925
the UFC stadium shows have all been in Australia you nut

canelo geekin

Vamos Saúl

OOOOOOHHHHHHHHH AND CRAWFORD GOES DOWN

these dudes are exactly the same size. This isn't Cain vs Brock.

Dana has to hold onto that box the whole fucking fight like a fool

OOOOH THEY'RE WALKING AROUND THE RING!!!!

high level chess match

10-8 canelo

OHHHHHHHHHHH NOTHING HAPPENED

>>150777144
cazzie take

One thing I've always said is boxing is high-level problem solving with dire physical consequences

this messican finna gettin peached up b

Crawford is piecing this Mexican up. Patriot. Tom Homan would be proud.

>>150777169
You have never said that

When do we get a 165 division for super lightweights in the UFC? Welterweights never ever fight. It'll be even worse if Islam wins

>>150777291
Sure did. Check the archives.

this shit sucks

canelosisters...

>>150771880
scared of being victimized

This fewl Anik just called a punch a "strike". Does blud know where he is?

>>150777169
you travelled all the way to the uk just to post that?

Anik is so bad at this. It's really jarring when he's not sitting next to idiots like Rogan and DC.

dana looks tense as fuck
white knuckle gripping his seat

messican playing the lawng game
this is what's called a high level chess match

boxing is so fucking shit

just make the gloves smaller
there
fucking idiots
I just fixed your gay ass sport

Aaron freakin Pico

We've already seen Canelo get picked apart by Bivol. I don't know why people thought this would be interesting.

Canelo is letting us Mexicans down

>>150777692
>We
speak for yourself pillowpoof

I think daners fucking throwing up in the back

Dana's the type of guy to sit ringside and watch the fight on the monitor

Red goof is looking at his phone lol

so uhh...what does canelo do?

more like CANelo amirite? xdxd

>>150777770
he's like walt disney walking around the park with the guests, that's just how much he cares about the user experience

what are they doing? when does the fight start?

>>150777782
Do?

>only 5 punches landed in a round
kwab

Cum in latinas

HE'S BOXING THE BLEEDIN HEAD OFF HIM

ive seen enough
darren elkins takes those bums into deep waters
trevor peek straight up makes them want to quit fighting

This is impressive. Topuria level boxing from Crawford here.

>>150778037
Peek runs through these bums like aids in a bathhouse

this is embarrassing especially after silva lopez lol, who pays for this lame shit

how to counter canelos dodge move?

Yeah i think Topurio knocks out both of these bums

Canelo is gassed. Feels like I'm watching a Kimbo fight.

well, /heem/ won this one
spinning back elbow finish vs tap tap snoozefest

>>150771762
Sumo starts today. Come watch the superior sport.
https://www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/tv/sumo/

incooming drawl

>>150778340
I'll pass on diaperpull, but I hope you enjoy
thanks

lmao canelo is so ass

Boxcels never recovering from that one

That was fucking garbage, glad I didn't pay for that shit.

Pillowslop is beyond saving

crawford is heem as fuck btw
canelo is box to the bone

>>150778477
you'll pay for this

every time a big boxing fight happens i fall for it every fucking time

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
why are we so good at fighting? Its not fair to everyone else

who's the pregnant picnic basket

Canelo is irish he doesn't represent me

just wasted like 45 mins watching that shit

the biggest event in boxing and it’s dragged out by 6 hours of delays, pitter patter, shit music and gay walkouts

Sponge slap is a joke

congrats on the greatest accomplishment of your life now hug this smelly turk

>>150778337
We won the boxing as well, Crawford's base is wrestling and he does jiujitsu

nice kids fight but when do the adult fights start?

Mike Perry's Adult Fights

>>150778679
oct 4
jiri vs khalil

>>150778738
hype!

Octuber 25th: The Execution of Tom Aspinall

kek why this bitch crying

>ARF ARF ARF
>loses
>cries
wow what a heckin warrior. le superstar of the sprot

no rematches pleae

Who speaks Mexican? It sounds like Canelo is coping here.

>>150778786
Brother it's okay Canelo lost you don't have to cope like this

terrance "belal hands" crawford

>>150778786
relax pedro
he wasn't even mexican
he was irish

trannyspinal has no win conditions.

why are these box dweebs excluding our boy

>>150778928
Gane decides that he is beyond MMA and this mortal plane and ascends to the heavens. Herb rules it a DQ loss.

Boxing is great lmao

>>150779015
blackpilling and brootal image

After Crawford was announced to the winner they did crowd shots of celebrity reactions and all the black celebs were happy and the latino celebs were sad. I'm glad heem has transcended race. Boxing could learn from us.

its nice that bud finally gets his recognition

K-1 is better than boxing.

Keep an eye out on a kid named jean silva man, that kid is going to places man

>>150779571
On paper, yes. In reality it's just a bunch of stiff Dutch guys with no personality.

>>150779463
I knew he would win but i didn't watch it since i knew he wouldn't be able to knock out canelo since he's a fucking black pussyman

>>150779604
Absolutely true in every way except reality

For me it's Brazilian fighter Mahamed Aly Santos da Silva.

>>150779847
He looks like that one brazza in the green hoodie, they guy who had dog fights with rory mcdonald

I hate that faggot Jean Silva so fucking much it's unreal, post the heem please

>>150779847
I'm just waiting for an asian muslim guy named Muhammad Lee. Statisticly he has to be out there somewhere waiting for octagon glory.
Sta

This sport is so dead that even Dana is jumping ship to /box/ lmao
This was a historical event tonight, something the UFC hasn’t had since McGregor Aldo

>>150779886
Razal Laretkinov

>>150779946
and the fight was a barn burner, i think most of us on /heem/ will be converting soon

>>150779992
How did you feel about the lopes heem

canelo shat himself lmao
>>150779309

le personality cels on skates
humble bros stay winning

Unironically Jean would've won if the fight wasn't stopped

>>150780175
iirc he was done. it was esentially the cruz vs cejudo stoppage

Are we watching inoue?

All I hear about is motherfucking cock sucking Ralphie

holy shit canelo admit he tried every way and couldnt figure out crawford

"i think crawford is way better than floyd mayweather"
-canelo alvarez

https://youtu.be/KA66try4jPc
forgot to link canelos live

Is the dislike for Jean because of he seems like a bully in the ring? I dislike his fake ass pretending to be worried for his opponent, but it seems to be really effective at getting inside their head and flustered.

>>150780504
Dude he was literally raped

jean is easily the soiest out of the foightin nurds

>>150780519
Early stoppage. Jean was tanking everything

The best fighting nerds are the oleksiecjuk bros unironically

>>150780504
It's weird I used to think he was psychopathic for that shit then Reddit started hating on him and I started sympathizing with him

>>150780577
So you just do what the opposite of reddit does?

>>150780551
Look at him crying man after that brutal rape, the pain made him cry idk if he could have kept taking those shots

Lopez sinply maurauded through every shot and hammred Silva with power shots that counted...heh....reminds me of myslef

When can we expect Jean to livestream him hanging himself on instagram?

>>150776296
In retrospect i wish Silva had survived this. This fight was so good and the second ending like this would set the third up to be pure kino.

>>150780504
Jean is absolute cinema in the octagon, but he's genuinelly insufferable when it comes to his online presence. He's too sensitive and rages at every bit of mockery or criticism. He posted a story litterally crying because there were some brazillians rooting for Bryce Mitchel, ffs. Basically, he takes everything too personally.

Jean was unironically winning until he got too cocky and ate the elbow

Cofnidentail to Quan Le: you cost me $416 you pieace of fucking shit

lads i actually enjoyed the boxing yesterday

is something wrong with me now
what has happened

>>150780577
He is psychopathic since he was bullied in childhood. He is a good fighter. It's just that his antics make it satisfying to watch him get beaten after he talks in the cage

>>150780224
stream where unironically i always miss inoue i want to right this wrong for once

>>150780795
Two hours of no wrestlefucking?... Based?...

>>150780781
>he didn't believe in the mexican fighting spirit
That's your L to bare brother, Mexicans won every fight on the main card, gotta admit even I lost because I though Gastellum was too old.

>>150780801
He's a heel, ufc and boxing is more like pro wrestling than people realise.
Floyd Mayweather was acting like an asshole so people would buy the PPV's hoping they're gonna see him get knocked out.
Its all about the money and there are marks in every business.

Diego is the basedest of the retardest

The Fighting Bums have been fraud checked.

feel like holloway would school lopes and silva

>>150780932
they still got Calo borlalho ye but the other 3 are exposed

Bruna Brasil was the protagonist all along

>>150771917
almost a peach but she got fucked up knees

Ye i like this crawford kid, this kid knows about No Love's era of crisp boxing, alya taptora in shambles

>>150771735
not sure mate but i think she might be sad that her man lost

>We ride together we die together fighter nerds for life
They will be back

was it worth the 10k

What happened to dumas? My bet was void

>>150781231
Had an arrest warrant executed mid fight if you could believe that

>>150771868
>>150771912
the corners of that mouth are fucked up
looks like she had that Joker-smile surgery some asians get where they slice into the face from the corners of the mouth to make your mouth bigger

ghastly

>>150781231
he got his nuts heemed inside 1 minute and said he couldn't continue because he couldn't feel his right ball

>>150781235
Did Kash Patel crawl out from under the octagon Hornswaggle style?

>>150781251
Yes

>>150781231
reese whitesploded hard for an early heem nutty

And the strict master Death bids them dance. He wants them to hold hands and to tread the dance in a long line. At the head goes the strict master with the scythe and hourglass. But the Fool brings up the rear with his lute. They move away from the dawn in a solemn dance away towards the dark lands while the rain cleanses their cheeks of the salt from their bitter tears.

>>150781273
i would cleanse ninas cheeks if you know what imean

Is the solar plexus hard to target or something? Because I've been seemed in the solar plexus by accident in gym class and it was debilitating. Wasn't even a relatively hard hit.

>>150781147
Cezary Oleksiecjuk is still undefeated in the UFC

>>150781289
It leaves you more open than regular liver/kidney shots, the easiest way to land one is a teep

>>150777304
McGregor used to cut 40lbs for fights ---- in boxing he could have competed in 11 different weight classes lol

>>150781273
what's this numale bullshit?

I think boxing is absolutely finished
Random ufc fight night was 100x more entertaining than one of the biggest boxing cards of the year.

>>150781310
fake nerd

>>150781273
Her husband films Jean barking at her ass...when did we lose god??

>he is such le good fighter
>why is he good
>he barks sometimes

>>150781273
>>150781327
I’m going to be honest, I think I genuinely hate Nina Drama.

>>150781460
Wow dude go cun tribute Joana

>>150781460
I'll let you in on a secret, no one likes her

Dana, Turki, Statham and Mr Beast. What a front row for the pillowtap

>>150780932
You are trans.

>>150781507
From Somalia? Levels

>>150776296
He is leaking more squirt than charlotte did

Does this mean that Red Dead Redemption beats Hitman?

The Fighting Frauds

I'd unironically rather watch WMMA than boxing for the exact same reason I'd rather watch WMMA than "Professional Wrestling."

Even if it's two talentless soccer moms they are both trying to win the fight. That's it. That's the bar. Both fighters are trying to win.

I'm so happy lads

>>150771880
>>150771927
>bitched by random beaner ring girls
have you considered suicide

The Frauding Nerds

Just how good is movdaddy?

This is me, and I won yesterdays picks. I also had sex with all the Mexican ring girls. (sapphic style)

>>150771868
When she was 18 yeas.

>>150782083
Can't afford to doxx myself but I was successful too. (-:

movsar - lopes 2 is the fight to make if daner is still allergic to giving movsar his tiul sho

>>150782083
>>150782193
You sexy things no homo

>>150782193
Abus vs Pyfer
Dusseldorf vs Philly
Spear vs Broadsword

>>150782246
german poster is the new r*ckhold confirmed

>>150782256
Fight of the Millenium

How come Rampage's blasian daughter is in finished collage and isn't stupid and agrresive like her brother who goes around LA and beats up random middle aged fake fighters, and isn't even ibteligent enough to win an MMA fight?

People forget man

>>150782264
There can never be a new luke as long as I post there is no shame or loss in being abus thougheverbeit and germbro did what I can only dream and got his picks right

>>150782284
I bet she is a really good heem I have an eye for these things

>>150782083
>sapphic
why did dykes start using this word? What was wrong with lesbian? Both words have the same origin anyway.

>>150782302
Maybe heem isn't the right place to ask this wojtek

>>150782284
I'm going to make her my wife. Raja nor Quinton can't stop me.

>>150782302
Our order keeps such things secret as you understand, as a filthy m*n you are not privileged to know I fear

Raja didn't get arrested, didn't get fined, no cops even called him and overall got away with everything

>>150782333
black privlage

Do you guys think Tom of Finland would be a big MMA fan? Who would be his favourite fighter?

>>150782368
Jon jones

>>150781419
Post more sexycanas

>>150782318
I will stop you you puny little somali

>>150782380
With what army?

Those are the 2 pics I won picks with. Once I figure out what any of this means I will become unbeatable.

>>150782333
They have holidays for niggers. They killed hundreds of thousands of white men to free niggers. They listen to nigger music. They elected a nigger president. They dress and act like niggers. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from niggers. They post sassy gifs about niggers. They watch sportsball in worship of niggers. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honor of niggers playing sports. They use nigger slang like "bruh" and "thot". When you say Martin Luther, they're not thinking of the father of protestantism. They're thinking of the nigger. Their cities are completely overrun with niggers. They worship their ZOGbot police force disproportionately filled with niggers and their global police force filled with niggers. Their men sit around watching niggerball while their women sit around watching nigger talk shows. They worship niggers like Mike Tyson, Michael Jordan, Muhammad Ali, Michael Jackson, while ignoring the whites who actually built their country before niggers took over. Their movies are filled with niggers and and their music charts are filled with niggers.

>>150782384
Consider this your final warning bud

>>150782409
Imagine heeming Selma in her ooooooh Prime™ who am I kidding now is as good a time as any too

Call the cops, I'm off me chops

>>150782083
Imagine wiffing her minge

What did we think of the boxing last night?

It's time

>>150782421
Bud? Like Crawford? Undefeated nigga!

>>150782557
I don't speak hip hop do you want to know the way to kontula?

>>150782698
Why would joe even do this like I wouldn't go shot for shot with russkies

/box/ lost I'm afraid

>>150782607
>>150782698
>yeah dude all meat diet is totally healthy look how young I look

Canelo pants big anktivated

>>150782302
They don't, it's a tranny thing.

>>150782919
Imavov was always based

>>150782980
We call him ‘vovdaddy here

Prates has no business hanging out with those dorks

>>150782980
Based on what?

We will be back

This lopes kid man, i told y'all not to underestimate his heel hooks and what happened tonight?? Exactly.

>>150780795
Main event was 36 minutes of boring pitter patter.

IC1 K-1.

I think we can all agree that Jean, Ruffy and Caio were winning until the flukes

Is he the greatest natural athlete ever lads?

>>150783540
I think not

>>150783604
how old was big poppa in this image, b?

>>150783613
I estimate it's about 2003 so 40-41

>>150783647
dicey. yoel is at a young 48 in my image

>>150783654
Rechsteiner has the IC1 buff and is a confirmed genetic freak I'm afraid

People forget to this day that Jean was winning until the finish.

Unironically Jean Silva could learn alot from Crawford vs Canelo
You're fighting someone with a good chin, just content yourself with beating him up and stop chasing the finish doing outrageous stupid shit all the time
The only reason Silva lost is because he self destructed, Lopes wasn't doing shit to him on the feet

>>150783792
Kind of real one behaviour

>>150783792
It was mostly as I predicted on the feet but I didn’t account Jean being an overemotional retard into it

>>150783792
Jean still feels like a future contender. I feel like the other nerds have shown their ceilings

>>150783899
>Jean still feels like a future contender.
If you're a fucking retard maybe

>>150783899
meme entertaining fighters like him have no place near the title picture unless he changes his whole style

>>150784093
name a fighter who changed their whole style midway through their career and had success

>>150784133
gsp

>>150784133
Khamzat Chimaev

>>150784133
Max Holloway did that like twice

acabou-se

>>150784093
>>150784064
The skills and physicality are there. He has a high ceiling if he stops fighting like a retard, the things holding him back are purely mental

>>150784133
Ily Apturo

>>150784133
Most Jackson-Wink fighters

>>150784255
>if he stops fighting like a retard
that's the problem. he IS retarded

I thought it would’ve taken trash talk to take Jean off his game but it turns out you just have to do well

>>150784478
And you have to be able to tank that shit against him

>go to ufc.com
>see picture of crawford and canelo instead of lopez memeing that retard into oblivion
humiliation ritual

Dana white will be brought to justice when orange pedo croaks

Vitor Belfort tanked that front kick

>>150782368
Talbott

>>150781326
NIGGA

>>150781326
Stop invading europe

>>150784616
He is quite obviously arranging his retirement in Abu Dhabi/Saudi and worst comes to worst Moscow

Last night was the most brutal for Brazil since 6-1

The Fighting Frauds.

kinda wish it didn't get stopped so Silva could've gotten fucked up a bit more, but getting meme'd on by one spinning back elbow after throwing 3 of them it's just so good

He survived being in bottom full mount for a round, pieced up Diego in the second and got caught.

Nerds....

Who tussle, scrap and duke it out..??!

The virgin nerd spinning elbow spammer vs the Chad precision spinning elbow

Just how fucking good is Volk?

Nerds... What rumpus, brouhaha and dust up??!

>>150785038
And he was throwing them after getting cocky the first round already was absolute ass beating cinema

>>150785050
true but look at him >>150772546 it wasn't going to get any better

These nerds wouldn't know the first thing about the theory of relativity

>>150782698
>>150782607
>>150782533

Jean Silva showed that even though you were losing you can still come back to put on a striking clinic only to lose anyway. But hey that shit was inspiring for a moment.

>>150784911
He is building a bunker under the apex

>>150785539
Shit take go sit in the corner and face the wall

Dominick Cruz has become the man who smells like alcohol and cigarettes

>>150780504
He thought he was gonna run through the division and best volk as a meme fighter with bad cardio. He lost so I can boy him now

>>150781460
Fuck you

>>150781460
*fucks you*

>>150785707
>>150785707
>>150785707
>>150785707
New

>>150771917
hot