Thread 150783378

Clarets v Reds in Lancashire

KO: 2pm UK

Burnley: Dubravka, Walker, Hartman, Esteve, Ekdal, Ugochukwu, Anthony, Cullen, Tchaouna, Laurent, Foster.
>Subs: Weiss, Worrall, Humphreys, Pires, Luis, Flemming, Mejbri, Edwards, Broja

Liverpool: Alisson, Szoboszlai, Van Dijk, Konate, Kerkez, Mac Allister, Gravenberch, Wirtz, Salah, Ekitike, Gakpo.
>Subs: Mamardashvili, Gomez, Endo, Bradley, Chiesa, Robertson, Frimpong, Nyoni, Ngumoha

Where the FUCK is Isak?

>>150783388
DROPPED

Apparently pic related is attending the game today

>>150783491
Lily allen?

Is there even any EPlel team that can stop Liverpool? Every match Wirtz, Salah, Frimpong etc cruise to victory

suppose it's not televised then? or am I expected to enlarge the thumbnail and look for bread crumbs?

>>150783534
your anime is not welcome here mate

>>150783561
I beg to differ

>>150783576
no he's right, we bully sissies here

>>150783378 (OP)
liverpool have 3 right backs on the bench and are starting a midfielder at right back
has slot gone too far? is he lost in the sauce?

How many for Isak? Will they wait for a home game to make his debut?

>>150783534
no. theyre goated.

>>150783538
dont incourage the format autists faggotry even as a joke. he has autism and will think youre serious

Why did Liverpool sell Kelleher?
He was the best sub keeper in Europe.

>>150783588
Dont worry, no one will bully you on my watch

>>150783597
He’ll come off the bench in the 70th minute so he can get a huge round of applause. If Liverpool aren’t winning, it’ll be the 60th minute. No need to screenshot this post because the thread won’t move fast enough, but trust me.

>Liverpool boss Arne Slot has explained to Sky Sports why Alexander Isak is not involved at all today.

>"We've decided it is the best for him to have a proper week of training instead of every time going for five or 10 minutes of playing. I can assure the fans that he will be involved on Wednesday [against Atletico Madrid in the Champions League] - but this game came a bit too early."

Fucking lol. Isak's wanker behaviour over the summer coming back to bite him on the arse.

>>150783612
looking forward to the inevitable youtube documentary about how Liverpool were able to pull off the most successful transfer window in history (not done), with the catalyst for all of their future moves being a humble transfer of kelleher which -at first glance- seemed as if Liverpool were getting rinsed! "Giving him away for a quarter of his value"rival fans laughed!
Little did they know it was just the opening salvo, and this brilliant bit of chess caused a domino effect that not only rocked the epl and other major leagues, but the potential ripple effect of this summer could be felt for generations

>>150783612
Really good feet arch but disappointingly pale feet for a Latinx woman
7/10

I'm begging you guys, PLEASE no bully OK?

>>150783759
Why would they get bullied? They will rape Burnley, no squad can stop this Liverpool super team
It says a lot that they are confident enough to not include Isak

>>150783759
is that dave?
if so he needs to be busy praying to every god they have in india that united dont lose the derby

>>150783796
>Liverpool super team

>>150783646
His wanker behaviour is why he's now playing for the Champions and Guehi is stuck at Palace but gets #respect on reddit

>>150783627
He’s not even on the bench you stupid silly cunt

think isak's under there

>>150783863
>he's now playing for the Champions
Well he isn't

????

0-0 borefest incoming

>>150783903
get ready to learn Hebrew buddy

>>150783903
Israel calls for aid

>3 minutes to go
>booted from my iptv and can't log back in
Fantastic

>female pundit for a SUPER Sunday with a Manchester derby

Sky Sports are completely compromised

liverpool 3rd kit is pretty cool

>>150783951
>Manchester derby
>2025

Is this a non league game?

Where's Ekitike going to play once Isak becomes a starter?

>>150783491
cold wednesday in Stoke

>>150783589
Szobo can do everything at RB including add in midfield. He is a human cheat code in that position. Frimpongs in shambles.

>>150783962
First time in years I've been tempted to buy a kit.....Will probably wait until the summer when it's available for about £25

>>150783969
in place of greedy gakpo

how many today

how many today?

Lovely kit

>>150783893
trent wouldn't have got a calvin klein endorsement deal if he'd been on merseyside

>>150783981
>>150783983
kek

>No Isak
whats the fucking point of spending all tha tmoney
>>150783903
You WILL die for Ukraine
Your wife WILL be bred by 21 year old IDF general

>minging green kits

how do they get past the initial design stage?

>>150783969
I still think Slot might try 4-2-2-2 against shitters

>>150784015
needs a sovl sponsor again

Pls gib stream link am poorfag

What does he rub on his head that makes it shine like that?

>>150783908
If he was a true fan he’d at least have waited for the derby then kill yourself after

>>150784045
footybite

>>150784053
coconut oil

>>150783378 (OP)
>clarets vs reds
unnecessary information. we know who is playing

>ko
?? What’s this? Knock out? Be more specific

And no stadium name but you’ve gone to the trouble of naming the county in which the games been played?

Mate what the fuck is wrong with you?
If you’re gonna make the thread, do it properly

>>150784053
Minge juice. He shoves his head up the fanny of a Scouse chav woman before every fixture. Glistening

>>150783983
1 gol, 2 assists

>>150784053
He's like a hippo, he secretes an oily substance to protect against the sun

>>150784074
wow...what a horrible day to be literate. can't believe you've actually typed out such a disgusting sentence. please, for society, grow the f*** up.

Still not finished Silksong... maybe during this game

>>150784053
Moisturiser or sunscreen lotion

>>150784095
Shouldn’t you be watching the Seattle shithawks or something, yank?

>>150784107
no sun in england today so cant be that

why is ekitike good but wirtz is complete shit

I stand with Israel.

>>150783972
Frimpongis the Salah replacement any way i'm sure he don't mind losing minutes at RB

>>150784132
Black excellence rizz vs stodgy white autism

grim

>>150784140
you yap worse than six barbers

Isak injured already?

a game like this 10 years ago would've been 100mph with tackles flying in.

EPL is just a better La Liga than La Liga now

anyone got working stream? thanks

anyone got a good source for replica shirts? also whats the differnece between player versions and fan version wrt replicas?

How'd Konata miss that

>>150784158
Nobody can compete against Liverpool
Wirtz and Ekitike will be farming

>>150784140
> I stand with
Are you at the stadium, bro?

My girlfriend is originally from the Burnley area. Her extended family are season ticket holders at Turf Moor
She found my secret ‘Asian women folder’ on my one drive last night and hasn’t spoken to me in 18 hours

Isn't it really fucking boring to be a defender?

Wirtz is so shit. Wtf was that cross. What does this manlet even do aside from have medicine performances every week?

>>150784185
Interesting looking woman

>>150784195
you get to foot race and then tackle those smelly wing players which is fun

>>150784205
Mediocre*

>>150784206
Where’s the swarthy looking woman originally from?

THAT'S A RED CARD

i've never even heard of 96.com yet they sponsor a significant Premier League team.

just shows how these gambling companies must be destroying millions of lives silently

>>150784193
Was it a hard-core folder or just ig hoes

should be red

>>150783378 (OP)
Lol what the fuck is that Burnley striker, a South african whom scored 2 goals last season? Thats the best they have?

>>150784172
you were saying

Arsenal fans don't you dare cry about the PGMOL you set of fannies

Oh look ABL referee

If that's against Arsenal or City it's a red all day

Promoted teams should have to get to play with Championship refs. Not these soft sissies

>>150784232
not even available in the uk

looked like a red to me to be fair

>>150784254
Fuck.

booooo

Where refcam?

>>150784193
Hopefully not Nelson

>>150784232
shouldn't it be 97.com now

PREMYER LAYGE
YER SOFT IS FOOK
PREMYER LAYGE
YER SOFT IS FOOK

CHEATING CUNTS

Dirty inbred manc bastards

salah and wirtz are both invisible

Fuck me those Burnley fans are completely retarded.

Why do Argentinians love to cheat and deceive?

DIVE DIVE DIVE

BASED BASED BASED BASED

lmao what a mong

kek

>>150784233
Fairly tame stuff. Anri Okita, Kaho Shibuya. Nothing hardcore.

that's a red card worthy dive

murder of Kekes

salah invisible again

such a stupid rule. that's not a dive, he's jumping to miss the foul challenge to avoid injury, it's a foul by-proxy

SAVE ME VAR

fucking thick cunt

truly pathetic

>>150784364
A SNIPER GOT HIM

How dumb do you have to be to go down like that with cameras covering every single angle...

>>150784364
rat faced little cheater

how do I stop my cat from being obsessed with my mouse?

football is shit

>>150784372
bait

>>150784393
Nah, only Penandes has a rat face.

>salah finally on the camera
>got bodied by *check shirt* esteve

>>150784415
mate he looks straight out of ratatouille

>>150784416
dude isnt the same since Jota passed

Wirtz is shocking.

>>150784445
he just needs more time

taking a look at some of the disgusting hairstyles I see on the pitch, don't understand wanting the upkeep to look like a clown
>give us a name
name can't be pronounced let alone spelled out, you'll know when you see though

seen wirtz lose the ball twice now and im only half watching

ugochukwu is hilariously shit, dude wouldn't be in PL if Todd didn't randomly buy him from french league

>>150784395
sticky tape on the mouse, they hate that shit

that Jaiden Anthony lad has looked good this season so far

90% of the home fans were probably in London at the Tommy Robinson-led protest yesterday

another season of everyone overrating Liverpool

so who's winning the league? liverpool and city are shit, maybe it is arsenal's year

>>150784481
we will win the league anyway

>>150784483
who cares? games gone anyway

wirtz is actually a fraud lads

wirtz looks like a league 1 player wtaf

ugochukwu
ugo-ugo
ugochukwu
ugo-ugo

I CAN'T STOP THIS FEELIN'

>>150784483
Arsenal ain't winning anything. They'll bottle

Where is my boy Pingpong?

Set piece FC

Fucking mong can't pass the ball 10 yards

>>150784483
Arsenal also look shit

so fucking slow on the ball

stream me up lads sportsurge has been mopped up by the jannies

my boy fwirtz... he just needs time...

>struggling against bumley
kek

250 spent on a midget and a player that cant even get in shape.
The bald fraud society does it again.

did slot say in the presser why no isak

>>150784508
not if there's no one to bottle to
>>150784516
true but they're the most defensively solid out of the 3

If that "foul" on VVD had been the other way they would have said the ball was too far away for it to be a foul btw

based burnley fans

>>150784525
they've been shit in every game, still winning tho

>>150784518
streamed dot pk

>>150784471
west ham was fucking empty yesterday kek

>>150784483
spurs, we got this.

not a single remain voter amongst them

>>150784536
Isak has an obvious attitude problem, probably being disciplined by Slot.

>>150784539
attacks win leagues

Jesus christ, these commentators desperately want burnley to win

>>150784536
played 20 minutes of footy in 6 months

are >we hoping for a /mug/ or a /mcug/?

So I have this problem right here: I'm thirsting over a girl my age that's been avoiding me as of late but have this 45 year old milf that's been thirsting to fuck my cock in all kamasutra positions. What the fuck do you do in this situation? Stay strong and keep the grind or fall for the easiest pussy available?

modern football fans are hilarious, player signs and barely has 2 weeks on the training pitch adapting to a new system/manager/team and the fans lose their fucking heads that hes not been included

hate how dumb the average person is, and the average football fan is even dumber

Kerkez trying to get sent off

What a shit sport

>that'll be 116 million pound sterling
>I'm sorry but we do not accept refunds sir.

>>150784552
And that’s the way we like it

>burnley's topscorer last season left to join Arab FC
>their starting striker only scored 2 (TWO) goals sin championship last season

>>150784569
bang both of them you faggot

>>150784553
Swedes are an arrogant bunch. Punitive measures, the lot of them

i've seen enough bring in Robbo

>>150784555
Klopp's Liverpool had a better attack than Pep's City during their rivalry, but City came out on top most of the time because City's defence was more reliable.

>>150784569
show pic of milf

kerkez having an awful game here, can see a red for him the way he is going

>>150783903
war looms

>>150784569
You have no obligation to the girl your age who is probably fucking other guys anyway
Fuck the MILF. It has no relation to your situation with the other girl

Robbo coming on.

>kerkez hooked before half-time
fucking kek

>>150784555
maybe in lel liga

>>150784569
the 45 year old knows whats up shes not gonna be mad if you wind up smashing the girl ur age.

Liverpool are playing the slow boring football arsenal played last season

Random considerations:

>Kerkez is absolute shit
>Salah is finished
>Wirtz gets schooled by LITERALLY Quilindschy Hartman
>Slot is a bald hipster fraud

That's all. Have some bonus toes.

>>150784574
he's an athlete, he should be able to. i've played with Liverpool enough times on FIFA and watch them play that if i had the running ability i could fit in if you give me 3 training sessions

>>150783903
uhh that's offside

jesus christ salah

>>150784300

No shit, they're from Burnley of course they're retarded.

Terrible awful game so far.

salah wtf was that

ROBBO ROBBO ROBBO

slot is a klopp systembabby

>>150784604
>>150784590
the milf knows I want the girl my age and will absolutely tell her I fucked her to ruin my chances with her

Finally got that Moreno replacement in Kerkez

Salah carried this mediocre Liverpool team so hard last season. He deserves the Ballon d'Or.

>>150784364
>kerkez

no refunds

>subbed off 8 minutes before HT
holy fuck

Charlie Kirkez stinker

kekes out

my dad calls Salah 'Salad'

>>150784623
Does anyone else find red nail polish ugly?

So how many more games before Wirtz is confirmed as the bigggest flop transfer of all time?

>>150784649
Somebody get this hothead outta here!

>spend £500m
>team gets worse

>>150784651
I find long fake nails ugly

>>150784639
It won’t ruin your chances. If anything it will increase them (as long as you don’t sperg out and cum your pants before you put it in lol)
You need to learn more about women

Can anyone just like put their iptv in a jpeg in windings or something so they can share with me. I just need one that's going to not brick it every weekend or disappear 2 days after I pay. M3U preferred but beggars can't be choosers at this point

>>150784649
kwab

>>150784651
of course

>>150784651
i find every nail polish ugly, plus this >>150784659

>>150784651
yep. looks trashy

if anyone has seen how good truffert has been at left back for bournemouth they'll know kerkez is an iraolababby

surely isak from the bench would be better than not bringing him at all?

>>150784300
i'm jelly of people like that. they all have wives and families and go to the pub every evening and have meaning. they don't understand high-level shit like sarcasm, they've never read a book, but they don't need to.

>>150784652
It was obvious after his first appearance

>>150784676
i'm fluent in sarcasm

Ekitike carrying these shitters

get a refund on wirtz and bring harvey back

>>150784652
we gave nunez two entire seasons so he definitely got some time.

MacAlistar has been fucking rubbish every appearance. Fucking garbage pass there.

>>150784584
Real strikers are just the first line of defence against the soulless mega corps.
No need for goals

>Sheffield United sack Ruben Selles
watch him walk into a Prem job soon kek

>>150784676
>high-level shit like sarcasm
klok

>>150784491
Dumb slav, the PL teams play in England and the players are ngubus. Only english people and ngubus worldwide can say ”we” about a PL team, we are mere spectators

>>150784689
you sound like someone I don't deserve at their best if I can't handle them at their worst

what does he do?

>Gravenberch to CDM
>Szoboszlai to RM
What next, Isak to CB to replace Konate?

>>150784300
The average IQ of the UK is 100, which means that half the population has a 2-digit IQ. People forget how thick the average person is.

>>150784676
if you go the pub every night you're a fucking loser, like a huge raging loser.

I dabble in sarcasm and post-irony

>>150784649
He looks retarded that lad

>>150784649
how embarrassing i will drop him from my fantasy team

dubravka has been stellar

i had a bad feeling about wirtz lads bundesbabbies rarely ever succeed in the PL, don't think he's cut out for the physicality and intensity

can gakpo do anything other then cut inside and shoot from outside the box?

>>150784639
>t. knows nothing about women

>>150784651
The only nail polish I like is black or white. Any other color just feels childish to me. Ofc no nail polish is the best option

>>150784707
It's weird how once you get on the championship manager carousel, teams will always give you a job regardless of how shit you are. Watch this mong pop up again as Watford manager in a few months time.

another irrelevant Salah game

>>150784719
and yet those lads who go pub after work for a couple then home to their wives and kids earn more money than you and are happier than you

>>150784707
time for wilder v4.0

>>150784716
>Gravenberch to CDM
He played in that exact same position all last season.

>>150784752
no one with wife and kids and a job are happy

what a horrid fucking half, pool are absolutely clueless trying to break down burnley's low block

>>150784757
3.0 actually, 5.0 if you count his two stints as a player

>>150784716
>Szoboszlai to RB*

Burnley are going to score on a break. You just know it.

>>150784760
cope

>>150784695
Another nothing ball. Cancerous performance.

>>150784730
his passing is shocking though

this gay assed sport is not for me
i'm going back to watching tranny porn

>>150784752
obviously thye make more money than if they are going to the pub every night. they clearly have some bullshit email job that takes 0 energy or effort. that sort of person is highly compensated in the first world bullshit economy we live in

heh

>skull slope screams “onions-fed Goethe Institute intern”
>jawline receding faster than his stamina after 60 minutes
>orbital width ratio indicates pathological oat milk consumption
>cheek puff = PUFA storage depot
>thyroid probably running on fumes, maxing out at 36.2°C

They need to get this sperg (and the whole nation of Germany, desu) on a Ray Peat diet ASAP.

>>150784788
you shot rChaz?

Jesus Liverpool play more like stoke than arsenal do. Terrible. Wirtz is shit as well. And kerkez

>>150784759
I know, I'm just saying Slot converts players to play in different positions innit

>>150784789
you are coming from a yankoid perspective and clearly cant comprehend english grafters or their lives

>>150784780
Lpoo is playing the dangerous game of leaving only two players to defend, just like City.

>>150784717
you have a double digit IQ if you think the "average" means it's split 50/50 below and above 100

>>150784799
Lmaoooooo

Slot's probably now regretting not have Isak on the bench for 20 minutes

>>150784569
Stay the Christian path and repent your sins you heathen

Too bad Liverpool dropping points here would get overshadowed by Manure getting battered by City later today.

shan't be watching half-time punditry with micah richards and a femoid

>>150784789
its exactly the opposite, fucking clueless honestly

the average IQ is 95 but mines probably closer to 80

>>150784827
what does the ass crack of a girl like this smell like

The exact opposite of how you want to play against a low block. Manager has had a fucking stinker here allowing that half to play out like that.

CAM ON BURNLEY! SUB ON NGUGU AND SCORE SAM FAKKIN GOALS.

>>150784838
Nigger seed, probably.

>>150784803
you really think them people are working class who put in a hard days work? lmao. pubs full of managers and supervisors i guarantee. the actual hard workers the pub going pricks are leaning on all day are at home resting for the next day, or in the gym training so they can work even harder the next one.

>>150784823
Eeehh i think United have a decent chance.

>>150784798
Grav to CDM was over 9000IQ, that saved his career. Slobo at RB looks kinda meh so far.

>>150784838
poo

Liverpool needs Shoboszlai on the ball, in place of Wirtz/Mac Allister, especially the later. This argentinian cunt does nothing.

>>150784853
When you dont have tik tok brain rot for 30 seconds.

>80% possession through 45’
>1 shot on goal
Yep this is the Super Sunday we’ve been waiting for!

>>150784851
you have never been to england and have no idea what you are talking about
i dont lecture you on the demographics of the rodeo do i so shut your fat yank gob up youre clueless

>>150784851
yank confidence is sickening

>>150784769
6.0 because he was a ball boy there as well

Never fear... Burnley will collapse on 80 minutes

>>150784364
Diverpool starting off early this season

>>150784734
>>150784661
so you want to tell me this is going to make the younger one jealous?

>>150784871
interpunction, dear british fellow, do you speak it?

Arsenal's new DM got 2 goals before Wirtz has done anything.

>>150784885
we dont itty bitty post here

>lucky to win against Bournemouth
>lucky to win against Newcastle
>lucky to win against Arsenal
>dropping points to Burnley

You might genuinely have downsyndrome if you think Liverpool are winning the league.

>>150784851
every beer garden is full of loud sweary lads wearing hi vis jackets at 4pm every weekday, you need to stop digging.

S L A G S
L
A
G
S

>>150784650
one of us

>>150784914
not a single attractive woman. impressive

>>150784898
you might genuinely have downs syndrome if you don't think Liverpool are winning this game

>>150784914
Is this what the vikings first saw when reaching the shores of England?

>>150784908
yeah them guys are the ones standing around shouting at the brown folks to do their job for them.

>>150784937
pretty much, but with brown rotting clothes

Post number is the time of the first liverpool penalty

>>150784937
yes, and stole the lot

Livvuhpewl will win this. The voices have spoken.

>>150784037
ugly kit

>>150784941
No need to keep on demonstrating you don't know how things work in Britain, you've made it very clear already.

>>150784930
You mean losing

Bradley for MacAllister

>>150784962
they play like shit in every game, yet always win. Seethe

Dubs and LiVARpool is winning this.

Bradley on

>>150784961
yall dont know what har dwork is. thats why your whole shit is crumbling lmao. because yall full of lazy basterds scared of ahard days work

>>150784914
1, 5, 2, 3, 7, 4, 6
In that order
Agreed?

Salad is gonna change the game, just one moment is all it takes, if you blink you could miss it as he sends the ball in the back of the net from the penalty spot.

>>150784914
1 > 4 > 3 > 5 > 2 > 6

>>150784983
where the fuck did that come from you fat cunt?

Hannibal to get a yellow when he comes on...

cant

There was never any doubt this was going to be the slurper to end all slurpers

>>150785007
imagine her sulphuric farts

I predict a 0-0 draw
Liverpool title defense is a meme

>Robbo is the best player on the pitch
Grim

and the goals?

>>150785007
This isnt the same bird that infested /biz/ for years is it?

When Isak plays Salah is finished

>>150784983
the yank thinks manual labour jobs are done by mexicans like in his cunt kek
always funny when they try to tell you about your country

>>150785032
Pure English girl.

>>150785042
penalty is incoming please be patient

>>150784946
2 > 1 > 3
luv me slags. simple as

was ekitike on all game

Musthava Salad penalty on the way

>>150785078
Game is back.

burnley is simply too strong

>>150785078
He'll Tikkie the FA after the match for that.

The manchester game better not be this boring or I will lose it

>struggling against Bumley
it's over

i know wirtz is looking a bit like a flop but if all the other teams keep buying bundesliga players eventually he'll look good

>>150785078
Out of his technical area, should be booked for that.

RELEASE THE NGUMOHA

Chiesa deserves a run

>>150785153
Chiesa is unironically more useful and should start over Wirtz.

Burnley are just good at bus parking
Its their whole identity thanks to big dyche

>>150785121
>The manchester game better not be this boring or I will lose it

Both teams scared to lose combined with pep sideways passing ball

It'll be fucking DIRE

Slurp status?

What is Salah's problem?
This is worse than Özil

>>150785176
>What is Salah's problem?

Uh... being finished?

>>150785079
based lad

They should time the two sunday games so you can nip to the shops in between them right before they shut

>>150785176
He has his new contract, he can now relax until it's up for renewal again.

>>150785176
Darwizzy space creation babby

Liveprool will luck out again. Deflection goal.

>>150785185
Got moar?

>>150785185
Their toes must smell like heaven. Slag toes just hit different. Leathery, cheesy, dry but airy.

Love some slag toes.

holy shit how many corners for liverpool already

>>150785176
Man's got his paycheck. Why bother anymore?

>>150785032
At first it seemed like it was a guy with pants on his head, but no, it’s a lady.

>>150785189
there's roughly 40 minutes between them

>>150785185
2>3>1

>>150785198
plenty

>>150785211
Triangle face

>>150785189
That was possible before they changed it. Games used to be a 1:30pm and at 4pm on Sunday

>>150785216
2 by a mile

Brexit cocksuckers

>>150785212
Yeah but the shops shut in 35 minutes I'll never make it if I wait until full time

>>150785216
Ah a fellow oldfag

>>150785176
got new contract
no chance to win ballon dor
too old

>>150785238
English opening times are so weird

another dogshit ball from salad

>GIVE ME BOCHUM
>GIVE ME BREMEN
>GIVE ME ST. PAULI
>OR I RETIRE

best burnley player so far has been salah

>>150785216
2>5>4>1>3

scott parker is one handsome mf

>>150785216
4 for me, beautiful eyes

Floppiest transfer window for Liverpool...

Liverpool are not a good team

>>150785211
Don’t know what it is but something about that stupid fucking headgear gets my blood boiling.

>>150785233
>>150785240

Burnley makes changes. This is where they collapse

>>150785233
wonder what she's up to now

Its always the team that spends the most on big names that ends up flopping. Happened to real madrid and will now happen to liverpoop

>>150785216
3 > 1 > 4 > 5 > 2

Imagine if Isak flops as well, lmao.

classic parkerball

>>150785216
2>5>3>1>4

>>150785250
huh

Is there really no one better on the right than Salah?

>>150785279
I'd bet my left nut that he's going to get injured with the first 5 games and miss the rest of the season. The kid's made of glass.

>>150785216
Its actually 2 > 1 > 5 > 3 > 4

lyle foster is hilariously shit

Really missing that Diaz and Jota hustle

>>150785216
5 > 2 > 4 > 1 > 3
want 5 to sit on my face and make me sniff her pussy and arse. simple as

>>150785278
how the fuck can you think 2 is the worst looking? wow.

>>150785304
where's the humour this is just incel memes

I've seen wirtz pass the ball to a Burnley player more times than he's passed to his own teammates today

>>150785311
Still can't believe they sold Jota as well

>>150785320
big boy spotted

So..... whats leverkusen's refund policy?

>>150785258
more slagpics pls I'm so fucking bored

>>150785313
it would likely smell like farts

the 5-5-0 is uncrackable

>>150785311
Workrate merchant is really the most underappreciated playstyle.

premier league is fucking dead

Bumley look tired, 2 goals incoming

Worst game of the year

Finally some BVLLISH SOVL on the pitch.

damn thats close

FANFACULOOOOOOOO

I'm going 83rd minute for the mandatory liverpool penalty

SALAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

grim

the premier league.. where anyone can beat anyone

Let this be a 0-0 so i get 10 points in the EPL bet contest for predicting exactly a 0-0 draw

>>150785381
>my average FM match against relegation fodder

>VAFANCULO
kek

How DARE Burnley just defend all match instead of letting Liverpool walk all over them.

grim game

>>150785386
You jinxed it. 3 goals incoming. Digits confirm.

save me fede

>>150785381
Only 2 on target?

Knew I should have started and captained Esteve instead of Salah

Slot's game is literally "pass backwards to Szloboszlai and hope he scores a blooter"

>nooo you cant just play for a point
based burnley

>>150785398
I simply don't understand why the team with 5% of their budget won't go toe to toe with their opponents

>>150785402
N.3 has perfect toes for footjobs. Insane grip with those bad boys, would milk me dry in <30s.

>studs up challenge
>no red card
liverpoo cheating again

> need to score goals
> sitting and poking at an empty notebook.

Everton got a chance

I thought we signed wirtz to unlock defences like this where is he

As the team with the vastly bigger budget against a newly promoted side, the onus is firmly on Liverpool to score a goal and open the game up.

>>150785438
never forget

>watched anime
>still 0-0
Grim.

>>150785441
The bundesliga isnt exactly known for bus parking and defensive football

has liverdoodoo's luck finally ran out

them being on 9 points with how shit they've been has been rather fortunate

kwab

>>150785452
Kek I immediately thought of this too

>>150785452
What's with the AI slop Man U badge?

>>150785466
that's a straight red if its burnley

>>150785185
2>>>>>

>the 3 promoted sides finally will not be relegated
Im so happy
Whos going down then? Id say wolves brentford and of course man united

>>150785473
dunno just saved it

Sub in salah and wirtz, this team needs them

>>150785466
VAR???

>>150785482
>not west ham
dude they've conceded 11 goals in 4 games already

bradley lmao

So this is why he parked the bus against complete shite in the Championship. Unironic 400 IQ.

>>150785452
autism

>>150785466
remember when gordon got sent off 2 weeks ago for something similar. liverpool bias is real.

Can Bumley survive the voodoo time?

>>150785476
> red if its burnley
this one was really bad but still yellow

>>150785499
Potter will be sacked soon and they will bring in dyche, they will finish in a cheeky 17th place

>spent 1 Billion British Bound Bterling on players
>cant score against fookin burnely

Shit game, shit teams, shit atmosphere

>>150785512
you mean the added 15 minutes for livarpool?

salah is paid £400,000 every week to do absolutely nothing

feel like the jammy cunts are going to get a last minute goal but hoping burnley keep the 0-0

Send in the ngubus

ngubuchukwu....

here comes the rigging

ROJA

See ya choom

No surprises there

Fucking Ngubu

oogaboogwoo OFF

Ref doing his best to assist liverpool

pingpong...
ngubu...
you are needed

WTF LOL

REF SAVE ME

>>150785547
needs to stay fit for the appearance bonuses. can't risk an injury

lucky lucky liverpool. they'll get 10 minutes extra time as well

Lol slot rested Isak thinking this would be an easy win

burnley reduced to 10 men, they can commit to playing for the 0-0 now

SWITCH TO 9 0 0

you really thought we wouldn't win this game

ugochuguwuwu what were you thinking son

You know full well this is ending in an undeserved 1-0 win for liverpool

Ugo looks like Mane a bit

unbongomongo wtf are you doing

state

>£500+ million squad
>can't score a single goal in 90 minutes

wtf

someone explain right now

>buying 2022-23 chelseaslop ngubus
Why?

-5 minutes for this shit lel

MORE NGUBUS ARNE

HOLD THE DOOR

well thats 0-0 then

>>150785589
yes

White footballers are crap

ignore my flair

why is liverpool bringing on that burnley player who just got sent off?

ngubuchukwu over

Heh... my boy ngubinho... just needs more time heh...

>>150785595
no, I hired the etsy witches to curse them

Salah is finished. Time to get a replacement.

One of the worst games I've ever seen.

penal when?

How much did they pay again?

wtf is Salah doing on the pitch still

0-0 is the most kino score only real patricians can understand

i hate liverpool so much lads, typical extra time goal incoming

>>150785655
TWO HUNDRED MILLIONS DOLLAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR

>>150785631
is every tackle when you don't win the ball a yellow card now?

Wirtz 004

5 minutes, michael?
that's insane

Salad is so shit

All participants really should be shot before they're allowed to leave the stadium

List more productive things you could've done instead of wasting 2 hours watching this slurper

>>150785655
Feel likes he's going to go 007

>>150785631
not a yellow

>be called wirtz
>be worst player on the pitch

>>150785668
He should have been sent off already for that >>150785516

the German commentator is slobbering on Liverpool's dick so hard holy shit
and now he's mad they only gave 5 minutes

Mac allister really was the beating heart of livuhpool

>Total shots: 25
>Shots on target: 2

>>150785692
bit harsh innit

ERA

>>150785700
could have got a job

ERA

lmao

5+6 minutes stoppage time

DIRE DIRE DIRE

>>150785692
Dutchies doing good. Oranje is all that matters, Liverpool sucks

no fucking way

ERA

BURNLEY

burbros

WHAT A SURPRISE

>>150785664
told you

there it is

>>150785700
Stopped watching 2nd half and now play ZZZ

TOLD YOU
I FUCKING TOLD YOU MANDATORY PENALTY
SAME OLD SCRIPT NEVER FAILS

>>150784997
camon salad lets get a good miss here

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Investigate him

Investigate Hannibal for illegal betting

WHY ARE PROS SO AFRAID OF JUST SHOOTIGN IT ON THE FIRST TOUCH FUCK YOU FAGS

hahaha of course man

>You couldn't write the script
>It is the actual script

OF COURSE
fucking bougnoule

It's all so tiresome

>shitters waste 2 hours of my life parking the bus
>concede penalty last second
get fucked

HAHA HERE WE GO

riggy

>Handiball
>Concedes a penalty

It's like poetry

Salah will miss

what a stupid nigger

lmao

Frimpong the true hero of this

liverpool win lol

Hannibal paid off what a retard

kek

Blatant match-fixing, surely no-one is that retarded.

Salah is gonna miss ain't he...

play low iq monkeys pay the price

>>150784945
>>150785071
>>150785095
>>150785378

how are they always so lucky

Was there any doubt, really?

this needs to be investigated wtf

THE MOST PREDICTABLE LEAGUE IN THE WORLD

rigged penalty to beat burnley
pathetic

S A L A H

ERA

GOATPONG FINESSES THE PEN

It's an absolute fix

is over arsenal are never winning the league

THEY KEEP RIDING THEIR LUCK

how do these shitters keep getting away with it

FRAUDPOOL

no

NO

THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
FUCKING PLOT ARMOR
I HATE THESE STRONGMIND CUNTS SO MUCH

THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

Wtf you had like 30s to go. Why give them an easy handball?

NEVER IN DOUBT

You can't make it up. Games gone

game is gone

That was legit penalty kick, shut up faggots

how can anyone stand listening to carragher

people are going to stop watching this sport

>>150785840
Was a clear pen you faggot

delicious ABL tears
keep them coming

>>150785823
who turns like that

it's okay burnley fans.. I know that feel

liverpoolwinslol

>>150785823
WTF

>>150785840
kek what, winning?

ABLs BTFO

league football really is a joke

liverpool are just mentality monsters
they always manage to pull it off when the chips are down

>>150783378 (OP)
jove4r

ABL sissys meltdown
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3_PPdjD6mg

Everyone on the pitch knows that a handball inside the penalty area is an automatic penalty. These players are professional and gets paid hundreds of thousands every week. Why are they STILL flailing their arms like retards in the penalty area??

>>150785858
I mean the late clutch moments

>>150785861
Is there such a thing as a Burnley fan?

Ah yes, the weekly mandated PGMOL Salah penalty.

>>150785860
ahem....

Of course

lol get fucked

This is why fans say they prefer staying in the championship

>>150785823
Unironic 0 IQ

how many games liverpool have already won with last minute penalty?

football won today dee lads

Surely they can't do this 38 times, right?

>>150785896
there's this one youtuber I follow that is. other than that idk

im mad, but ill admit its fucking sovl
heart>skill. never give up
clutch FC
save us arsenal

>hannibal
>hands the ball

>>150785823
imagine not sacking him after that, literally paid off

never in doubt

ANOTHER WELL DESERVED VICTORY

ABLs. Never. Win. :)