Thread 150785207

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Gameweek five deadline - Saturday 20th September at 11AM GMT
Last time >>150528764

>kneejerk Isaklingz in
>doesn't start
>Andersen first on bench
there is a god

i need to stop being a fixture cuck and become a form chad

Hurry up with the penalty.

Haaland needs to get his act together against Bayindir

>>150785260
heh my boy

>>150785336
damn that's a stroke of luck with sarr injured as well, i assume you'd have him 1st otherwise
i sold esteve to buy destiny udogie (17mins played)

Salah has his big fat new contract so he no longer cares. You were all warned.

Ekitikecucks on suicide watch lmao

>>150785336
gonna be a fuck load of dubravka owners seething too

>>150785388
my first GK is roefs so i can't complain

>>150785388
I'm a VicarioGOD so I'll live.

It's a disaster every week

I'll be okay as long as Haaland scores 8 goals

Fuck me what a terrible gameweek
Someone make me the KWABOTY like charlie kirk
>>150785294
KEK

Wirtz clean sheet secured.

>>150785294
You stole that from the stream chat

>>150785636
Stream chat stole it from X

>>150785623
worth every penny

Time for the salah goal

>>150785652
X stole it from me

>>150785294
https://x.com/BaldeWaves/status/1967233708991430846

If salad gets a g/a now I'll go ballistic

>>150785742
kek

There it is LMAO

>>150785742
look at this dude lmao

I genuinely never doubted him.
Never get fancy.
What's wrong with you people

They can't keep getting away with it

HE
IS
INEVITABLE

NEVER IN DOUBT

SALAHHHHH

>90+4 goal
>90+11 assist
>blank
>90+5 goal

nooo my esteve cleansheet
oh well at least salah delivers (somehow)

>>150785879
>capped
>capped
>capped bruno
>capped
It's too easy.

>>150784883

HOW DID HE KNOW???

Expecting a Haaland hatty AT LEAST.

>>150785879
You don't get extra points for time scored mate

I love Salah

IF YOU COME FOR THE KING, YOU BEST NOT MISS

>>150785935
Expecting or NEED? Hahahahahahhahahha

>Gakpo: 3
>Wirtlingz: 3
Yeah I'm thinking it's wild card time

I don't even care that I took out Salah in my WC, I'm more angry that I kept the fucking bundes fraud 007 Wirtz
the fuck was I thinking

Wirtz looked so very good in this second half, but it's clear at this point he's not an FPL player.

>>150785979
>Wirtz looked so very good in this second half

>>150785979
He was essential in UCL Fantasy. Slut just doesn't use him properly.

>>150785996
Watch football as a football fan, not as an "FPL analyst". His link-up was very good in the second half.

>>150784883

absolute scenes

>34 point red arrow
Snow ape better punish Yanited like his father punished him

>>150786048
See you in Valhalla, saar!

41 points with Fernandes and Mbeumo left to play

I'm planning on getting rid of Salah, but I can't drop the fucking meme
I don't know what to do, lads

>90+Until Liverpool scores
The classic

>>150785879
clutch

POLY PHIT IT'S POHAPPED PALAH THAT'S MY GOAT

>>150786005
>main man at leverkusen
>another cog in the machine at liverpool
why would slut sacrifice the rest of his team to make wirtz the focal point right now? rhetorical question

Come on, Haaland you tub of shit

If he can't score at least two against Bayindir, then he won't against Burnley, Sunderland

Should I give up on Mbuemo? I've had him the past 2 seasons and he always delivered, but he's in yanited now..

>>150787444
There's just no point in having any united players. I'd leave them out and maybe get one back for a new manager bounce whenever Amorim gets sacked

>>150787444
Look at Eze desu. Newcastle gw6, then West Ham and a decent run for Arsenal

>>150787444
Yes sadly our prophet has abanonded us and the feast is over.

surely we get at least 2 in the second half erlingzbros

I got both Salah & Haaland to compare which way to go
One of them is going, as I need the monies in other areas
Haaland is a useless fucking ugly donkey

can someone tell me why amoorim isn't playing penandes further up

Salaaaaaaahhhhhh akbarrrrrrr

Haaland's a fraud, lads

Arsenal next

>>150787957
Dropped £365m on two new CAMs so Bruno (the best CAM in the league) got dropped into the 8 instead

>>150786128
so, 45 points then.

we are so back

HAALINGZ MY BOY

HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND

FUCK

Should I want Haaland to score if I have both and captained Salah

ANOTHER ONE

MY CAPTAIN ERLINGZ

YES
OH CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN

Will kill myself

>>150788803
No

>reijndersfags
oh i am laffin

Can strikers get defcon

People actually claimed Luke Shaw was better than Robertson at times. Can you believe that?

>>150789516
No, but big time defenders like Salad man can

>Mbeumo
Time to revert back to your old religions

damn no hatty

THE AGE OF SALAH IS OVER.
THE TIME OF THE APE HAS COME.

Haaland it is then. Salah can go after Everton

time to get city defenders after arsenal next week?

>overrating the ape after he scored 2 against the worst team in the league
Cmon lads

>>150790583
no they're leaky as fuck and rodri isn't 100%, manure could've scored at least 2 despite being shit

Thank you based Erling for saving me again

erlingz........ I kneel.....

Ape took me from a 200k red to a million green my KING

Enough is enough

Slot said if you don't see Isak on Wednesday, then that means hes getting AT LEAST 45 minutes against Everton

>>150795218
cackpoo owners should be more worried than ekitike ones

>>150795218
>Slot said
arne or isa?

>make AI team as experiment
>96/100 rated
>gets 45 points in GW4

>>150750007
>>150750487
well well well

So who do i sell out of Gackpoo, Shitz and Eshitike?
>inb4 all 3
Best I can do is 2 over this week and the next

>>150803494
hold one of them for another week

>>150803494
See: >>150795218
You'll find out on Wednesday if Ekitike is getting dropped for Isak

dont overthink lads, although next week's captain can be a bit confusing
>haaland against this elite arsenal defending
>demotivated salad against this decent everton side
inb4 Jpedz against manure

Kept hold of wirtz and watkins. I had faith. That faith has been replaced with scorn and defiance;
Who should i replace them with?

>>150808110
It's palmer time bros

It's always the defence that troubles me

Milenkovic & Munoz are the main two. So after burnley/sunderland, Milenkovic will probably go because of Ange. Probably go 4-4.5 and save a million

Manbummer could've scored 3 against City, so I'm tempted to bring him in. On the other hand, United is so deeply cursed that he wasn't able to score from 3 yards out so

Mbeumobros....it's now our time.....the sultan of Cunha is not in the Manchester caliphate tonight.....finally mbeumobros....our struggles come to an end....finally...this gameweek....we feast

How many players minimum should you be changing to justify a wildcard? Might get rid of my whole midfield desu

>>150813666
At least a -12

Semenyo captain too crazy?

>>150817471
For me it's Munoz.

feel like i'm too comfy to change anything radical except some freak injuries. still trying for no hits, no chips too

oh my lord I also just noticed we got an entirely new set of chips in the 2nd half of the season deary me

Did anyone from /fpl/ ever got maximum points in a gameweek?

>>150829887
Probably not since it's fake accounts 9 times out of 10

I'm top of my league and have taken the dumbest risk ever. Brought in and captained new Fulham signee Kevin. In my defence there's no obvious captain picks this week. Kind of wish I'd taken a slightly different stupid risk and brought in Pino instead

>>150834037
You actually have few more days to change it

For me, it's Vi(c)ario.

Isak just announced to be starting tonight. Which means he won't be playing at the weekend, according to Slot's own words. So if you were thinking of bringing him in for Ekitike, hold off another week at least.

>>150845766
shan't be adding a spineless eritrean judas to my team anyway

>>150845766
both ekitike and isak will start on the weekend

>>150845855
Slot said specifically in his last press conference that Isak will be playing one match this week. If you see him on Wednesday, you won't see him on Saturday. If you don't see him on Wednesday, you'll see him on Saturday. He's starting tonight.

Slot said there's no point in playing him for less than 45 minutes when they're basically pushing him through pre-season.

>>150845869
another cackpoo stinker tonight and slot will eat his words

My streams ahead but Isak has just gone down clutching his ACL

The King is getting TC'd this weekend

Oh so now Salah starts playing. Fuck you, Salah.

Salah is washed and Reijnders is ESSENTIAL

>>150846603
Time travel ahh post

might be time to get open-play-goal palmer back in

Imagine not immediately bailing on Nottingham assets

slot was impressed by isak's fitness and thinks he might get gametime at the weekend too.

Would want to keep Wirtz but him being predicted to lose value again, I swapped him away. Now I'm certain he's gonna haul consistently

Stay with this team or do wildcard?

>>150856247
wildcard in gw6 for the swings

>>150856279
>gets priced out

>>150856247
How many transfers? Johnson and Selz are immediate issues that need to be dealt with.

Is captaining Gibz-Brown insane?

Thoughts

>>150857449
Konate out for Van De Ven.

>>150856516
0

should i bench boost?

Rashford essential

>>150861163
I have a question about those tokens since I'm pretty new. I saw somewhere that tokens are best left for gameweeks where team plays twice. Like wednesday and saturday for example. So one token ends up affecting both of those games. Is that true or no?

>>150862010
yes but they usually come later in the season and theres no guarantee there will be good fixtures and you're player will be involved with both

>>150859076
Oh shit you have Watkins too. Wildcard next week.

>>150862034
Ok thanks.

>>150862010
>>150862207
Since you're new, remember to save them because the doubles usually come at a time in the season where if you plan the chips properly you will overtake tons of casuals who won't know how to deal with the blanks and doubles without taking hits because they already spunked all their chips.
But since they gave us double chips this year, this only really applies to the second half of the season, the chips we have now don't require as much planning.

>>150857449
>penanj
>fraudkins

Doing my wildcard, what is my midfield? Semenyo, Reijnders, Grealish? Then either another 5 mil midfielder and someone expensive or what Ismaila Sarr? Idk anybody price between 9-11 just doesn't seem to be it. Struggling with. That defence is subject to change with Senesi also.

fuck it
RASHFORD WELCOME BACK TO MY FPL

>>150863159
All you need is Reijnders. He's essential.

when will you activate your wildcard if you haven't?

>>150870049
Since I dont have time to watch any games, as in I have watched zero games the whole season, I'm trying a completely different tactic to my usual one.
Usually would wildcard early to predict template and secure high early rank, but this year I'm just saving it for a rainy day. I'm going into this week with a pretty trashy team, pic related.
My rationale is, if my Watkins (C) punt pays off, I'm suddenly in a very good position with two free transfers. If I have a howler, I'll wildcard.

I still think midfield is a completely unanswered question this year. There are legitimately no good picks at the moment. I'm considering going 5-2-3 with Semenyo and Palmer

>>150870876
forgot my shitter team

>>150870049
Iän thinking gw7. That's when I want to get rid of quite a few of players and until then I can manage decently

>>150863083
Fernandes hits DEFCON every week

>>150863159
Do you think Gyokeres and Haaland are gonna score in the same game?

what forward do I buy under 6m? Are Wolves going to pick it up ?

Thoughts on Wildcard folks

>>150874640
Where's Bruno?

Wo cao

>>150875177
Why would I want penandes? United are abhorrent, already have him and need to dump him. Regardless, giving Palmer 2 weeks to try and I'll move him on. Bruno under a new manager I'd buy back.

Apparently Enzo is a question mark against United, and Ekitike and Szoboszlai against Everton. They said Szob can start in the middle, as a right back, or not at all. Isak could also start instead of Ekitike. I have no idea who to pick.
I mostly benched Arsenal players because I'm not sure about their next game.

>>150874640
>wildcarding into city/arse

Feel too spreaded out but I don't trust Palmer/Salah

>>150877563
Good call on benching Grealish. They're gonna isolate the fuck out of him tommorow.

>>150876841
>Enzo is a question mark against United
Saar it's time to redeem.

>>150876229
Bruno gets points every week

>>150878704
>the brutaliser of Burnley

>>150878956
You shouldn't doubt fernandes.

Senesi, Esteve and Konsa. I need 2 of the 3. Which 2?

Mayenda captained. Scores 2 against Villa and saves my...probably shitty week.

palmer (c)

>>150881949
this but aningra

>>150883829
same
what could go wrong

Captain Salah or Ekitike?

Should I captain Mateta, Haalingz or JP?

>>150839449
I will go down with this ship

Salah or Semenyo captain plz?

Gakpo or Palmer captan?

Sanchez or dubravka

feeling a cockeres (c) sneed it or keep it

Semenyo or Grealish captain?

Who should I play in goal - Verbruggen or Sels?

>>150884707
i'd captain grealingz if i had him, guaranteed to mog the pool of liver
>>150884817
sels

villa holders, it's our time.......

Not getting fancy, i will target Manure until they hire Ole

i feel very bad about my team.

>>150884467
>>150884335
Salah has a really good record against Everton. 8 goals and 2 assists in 13 games

>>150885777
average of less than 1 return per game
not great

>>150885886
Retard

>>150885897
was something wrong with my math?

>>150885913
You forgot to add the DEI multiplier

wirtzsissies.......

>>150886128
Good. He's gonna come on at the 69th minute with a fucking desperate desire to prove his worth and he's gonna get two assists.

>>150886128
This prick has to be pound for pound the worst FPL of all time.

Isak's gonna score today

Palmer(c) will give me my first green arrow of the season.

>>150886159
two assists to everton haha xd

>>150886128
Liverpool is not gonna score in the first 90 minutes anyway

>>150886171
Watkins costs more and has less points lol. Second half of Palmer last season people were paying 11m for 1-2 points a week for 15 weeks

WIRTZ OUT OF MY TEAM NOW

>>150886128
Wirtz is the worst thing to ever come out of Germany in all of history

starting to lose faith in my wirtz pick lads

>gets rid of Wirtz
>Wirtz gets benched
>Hehe let me post my team and laugh at anons
The german fucker is somehow still in my team

>>150886615
my coding for the app is working perfectly it seems

This challenge thing is a load of ass
Next week, double points for players under 23
wtf?

>>150886817
>double points for Wirtz
based

>>150886828
Double zero is still zero

i forgot to check who my captain is before deadline and it seems it's salad (c)

eh :)

>>150886771
kek based Chadpreet

Salahbros we already have an assist, the feast is incoming.

DUH DUH DUH HUGO EKITIKE

Gravenberch essential????

ekitike is so much better than gyokeres it's insane

>>150888027
>Isak's backup vs Havertz's backup

>>150886615
Enjoy your 1

>>150888027
tranny v tranny

Van Dyke haul averted
Isak on for Ekitike at '67

>>150888027
I genuinely hate that they signed Isak, more expensive and takes Ekitike's minutes.

>>150889215
You mean 0

I need a 4 mil defender which might do something

Why didn't Wirtz just shoot? I don't understand. Why does he not want to score goals?

VVD hits defcon bonus right at the end there

>>150889946
Gudmondsson at Leeds has looked the best bet in the early weeks
Burnley have a couple of 4.0 starters too, and could be quite tight defensively

>>150889946
one of sunderland def

VVD and Salah bring me to 16 points

grealingz yellow card after the game had already ended by the way lads (shouting at ref) so that 2 pointer is going to be made a 1
you just can't make it up for me. i'm the guy who sold ndiaye for yeremy pino btw (ndiaye assist today)

Salah assist be fine as long Arsenal stop Haaland tomorrow.

Forest need to keep a clean sheet against Burnley at least

Am I right in thinking we get each chip twice this year? One set for the first half of the season and one set for the second?

>>150890471
i think it's time to finally move him on

>>150890496
Yeah

>>150890352
oh and would you look at that, it turns out ndiaye got defcon too

>>150890683
He did last match too, surprising from an attacking player, but I guess that's due to how Everton play. Useful extra points desu, seeing as he regularly pops up with goals and assists too

>>150890756
yeah he's put a real shift in for the two matches since i sold him

WITH HOPE
IN YOUR SHART
AND YOU'LL NEVER
FART
ALONE

>>150890352
yeah looking at these fixtures i'm 100% wildcarding because this team is just deadwood through and through apart from sometimes grealish, the spurs players because of their fixtures, haaland + old reliable tino livramento and he's playing arsenal
it's over

Im gonna gamble on a Gyattpo to Doku swap

>>150890542
he just needs more time lol

>>150891026
Was going to say Porro lost all set pieces to Xavi but just saw Frank benched him.

Mateta fucking do something while I have you

>>150891448
The big man is tired. Only plays since Palace does not have a 2nd striker

what is clean sheet

MINTEH MY SON

>>150890352
>>150891026
>benched georginio rutter gets assist
>pedro porro loses clean sheet
>benched destiny poonoggie starts
just fuck my shit up

>>150890483
Fuck sake, lads

Zinchenko manages to score an own goal while falling over

>>150891619
whoops! forgot
>dubravka loses clean sheet in first minute or so

Any bongs that are up for some knee breaking?

cam on henderson keep my only cleansheet

I was keeping Milenkovic for Sunderland but he's off for a 4 mil shitter

Did Spurs think that Ange was back on their team?

kudus might be a fraud

is DCL essential lads

Need Mateta to prove himself or hes out

Defencebros...

>>150891920
:)

Fell for the tottenham meme again

>>150891920
>>150891928
MATETA MY SON I NEVER DOUBTED YOU

BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM

MY TEAM IS ACTUALLY WORKING

>>150890352
CAPTAIN MATETA HAS GIVEN ME LIFE

>all my players actually returning for once
well except wirtz obviously

>stach G+A
ben cremlin keeps getting away with it

>Benched Pigeon
Why am I like this

>>150892059
>well except wirtz obviously
why didnt he just shoot?

>>150892063
Analytics keeps winning. Eye test chuds in the mud.

>>150892029
Mateta is looking good for bonus points too

Oh god, oh fuck. SAVE ME KEVIN

I expected to have a bad week but not this bad

we're all in this together lads

OH GOD OH FUCK, SAVE ME KEVIN

>>150892296
haha there's your team name before

>lacroix hits the bar
>cs wiped right after
can't have shit

well after 2 greens in a row it's about time to take some humble pill

>benching reindeers
>unironically starting sperms defenders
you get what you deserve

>>150892318 Shhhh monaco(?)bro, my embarrassment threshold can only tolerate so much...in brighter news, dioufsisters?

IT'S STILL FUCKING BAYINDIR HOLY SHIT
also fucking shaw still starts wtffffffff

>>150892516
Trying to get sacked isn't he

garnaching doesnt start

>>150891961
Me too, but I'm bringing in Richarlison for next week.

>>150892516
He knows they are going to get wrecked and he doesn't want Lememems to get exposed in his first match. He'll play once they get "easier" fixtures.

>>150891619
>>150891701
oh and another one
>yeremy pino injured, subbed off at half time

>>150892131
Yeah like Eze's xG and xA last year while he blanked for 30 GWs

why is everyone doing so bad this year

never doubted kudus

>>150892881
League's a mess so far.

Milenkovic & Sels have got to go

Hitting 10/12 defcons gives you extra bonus points too? Guehi just jumped to 3 from 0

having my best week so far and it's still SHIT

That oily prick Joao Pedro, better score & assist

>>150892132
i have just sat and watched as he unironically went from 3 bonus points to 1 to 0 in the last 3 minutes of the game

>>150893036
10 for defenders, 12 for midfielders

>>150893012
Forrest have been shit this year.

>>150893141
I meant if hitting that target gives BPS boost to players. Probably not, it just seems like something strange happened there >>150893102

>>150893157
They have Burnley & Sunderland and they still can't clean sheet

Esteve DEFCON points. Honest work.

>>150893036
1 BPS every 2 CBIs, 1 BPS every 3 recoveries, 2 BPS every successful tackle, but it was already like this last season.

my weekend so far:

>wirtz 0 pointer
>grealish 1 pointer, yellow card after the game had already ended
>ndiaye assist and defcons the week after i sell him for yeremy pino
>yeremy pino injured and subbed off at half time
>benched georginio rutter gets assist
>pedro porro loses clean sheet
>benched destiny poonoggie starts
>dubravka loses clean sheet in first minute or so

the good:

>captained mateta who scored

except he then lost all 3 bonus points in the last few minutes of the game as i watched on fplstatistico like a cuck, losing me 6 points

>>150893252
Back to 1 bone.

>>150893309
well that's better but still annoying. looks like they've taken one contributing thingy off him at some point

>>150893392
Doesn't matter anyway, just wait until the (((recalculation))).

time to sell munoz?

I captained Mbumbo. Think it’s a stroke of genious tbqh

>>150893527
I was looking to drop him, but he's had 5, 5 9, 5, 2

Only Liverpool, Arsenal are bad. The other games are still decent

uh oh Sanchez owners..

That's my goalkeeper gone

I have 3 Chelsea players.

Amazing

Surely none of you started Sanshit instead Chadravka?

WHY CAN'T MBUEMO JUST FUCKING SCORE JESUS CHRIST

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

WHY WOULD YOU WANT PENANDES?
GET THE FUCK IN

>>150894351
love that lil rat like you wouldn't believe

lmao palmer

LMAOing at Palmer owners
I only have 2 Chelsea players LOL

Thank fuck I have no Chelshit players and certainly no Palmer!

Is that oily prick Joao Pedro eve playing?

Possible Palmer price drop before WC6? Don't mind if I do.

Sanchez only get 1 game ban for denying a goal-scoring opportunity

Palmshitcucks in the fucking mud.

MBUEMO YOU FAT FUCK JUST SCORE
letting fucking DMs score

tremendous week

>>150895191
I'm looking at 35 points if everything goes right

>Kekemiro
Pedrobros... maybe it's not over yet

Casemiro red now. Doesn't affect anyone I'd imagine.

>man united down to 10 men but maresca already stripped down chelsea's attackers
GARNACHO ENGAGED

MBUMBO PLEASE

Joao Pedro, the useless fucking fraud better score second half

mbeumo brosss .......when is it coming

mbumbobros........... the famine........... i'm so hungry......... in....... inshallah.........

Mbamba exposed as a Frank-baby

bench has more points than my actual players, dorgu 9, dubravka 4, esteve 4

>>150895432
What was he thinking subbing out all 3 attacking MF

Kevinsisters...they benched us...

>>150896743
rage quit i guess

okay i'm getting rid of wood, any worthwhile options other than the ogre or should i just buy him?

mbeumobros...the famine continues....we must do something to combat the chelsea caliphate....issue a jihad....anything at this point....inshallah

i started sanchez and captained palmer

well at least my chalobah hauls
but my united is in danger

Pedro does fuck all again

I DESPISE Joao Pedro

>>150897068
he played well but maresca went full retard with the subs

>>150834037
>Benched

>>150870880
>9 points from 7
genuinely might be the worst week i've ever had

if you captain a player with negative points does the negative points double

>>150897628
That's pretty bad for this week desu you might end up with 0 returns

WHERE'S THAT MUG WHO DOUBTED FERNANDES?? I WANNA TALK

Holy fuck Chadlobah is based

>>150897697
Fully expecting some black magic Watkins hattrick and a collins goal+cs+defcon+3bps to save my week. Not worried

>>150897762
I already hired those Peruvian shamans to bless Mayenda for tommorow. Sunderland wins 3-1

didn't want a clean sheet this week anyway

captain Palmer
keeper Sanchez

sitting on 6 points so far this wknd

>>150897687
Yep

This won't do Fulham...Marco Silva is going to have to make some changes quick...bring on KEVIN

Sanchez available for gw 6 btw , 1 match ban and will serve his suspension in the midweek cup game

Chelsea could have come back from that if it was not for the subs.Maresca is such a bellend.

Great work from Fulham. Now it's time to have fun with it...show off a bit...bring on KEVIN

based andersen

>>150899911
Should've been a clean against these shitters but we'll take the 4-pointer.

>>150892296
kevin who

When do bonus points get added

>>150898690
1 match ban for a straight red? Thought it was 3.

>>150900931
for mateta, apparently never

>>150900942
his red was gay so it's different

>>150901722
Aren't all chelsea gay?

I'm on 51 points with Watkins and Semenyo to go. My team performed this week :D

>>150900942
Card was just for preventing a goalscoring opportunity

Clawing back top spot in my mini league. 25 points behind the leader but I got 2 players left and hes done.

a-at least my bench is shit too

>32 points with 3 to go

WHO HERE JUST?