Thread 150785707

Exposed rat edition

Early fagit

Lesbians dominate WMMA

>>150785893
All lesbians strive to emulate my chadly frame and demeneor I noticed

Just how good is Movdaddy?

I'm so happy

>>150785893
Utterly repulsive
Monitor on

Lopes kicked that fags ass

>Raja still hasn't been arrested
amazing.

>>150786145
MMA Joey confirmed it was a work.

>>150786173
a *rape

Volk tanked that shit

911 help! Jean Silva is in my house! Jean Silva is in my house and he is going to kill me! Jean Silva is in my house and he has a spinning elbow! Oh what's that? I am safe?

After getting a taste of boxing last night, I don't think I can go back to MMA. It's like when they bump you to first class on your flight. It kind of ruins you for life.

my stupid parents left to go get breakfast aqt a restaurant but I didnt go abut know im hungry and i keep calling them to tell me to bring me burger and fries from 'raunt but they arent answering

Dana was bragging about the boxing undercard, and it was just that mediocre Irish guy that Dana's been pushing for a while. Does Dana think he can become Conor just because they're both Irish?

>>150785707 (OP)
Kevin Nash ahh card

>>150786038
But enough about you and what your monitor isn't.

>>150786563
I never understood this. Nobody pronunces it as "ahh".
You pronounce it as "ass" even if you're trying to be "urban" and "with it".

>>150785893
OOOOOÔOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH

>>150786363
Bait him with a jab and throw a spinning elbow then pull your pants down and rape him

Jean Silva thought he was Merab. He thought he could crash into the pocket with reckless abandon like Merab. He is not Merab. There is only one Merab

>>150786575
Dissected that dinkus

>>150786648
They do speak like that in chicago

Nothing worse than a closet faggot

>>150786816
That why you flaunt it?

Good God sweetden your murdering the man

>>150786648
My main reason for the "ahh" is; It's funny to me.
>>150786833
Do that guy own you money to beat him down like that in public or what?

The fighting nerds' weakness is rape, they don't know how to defend against getting raped, diego lopes understood this in-between round 1 and 2 and made sure to adapt accordingly

>>150786833
I can suck 5 cocks at once and it wont be as gay as liking that thing

>>150786913
When can I book you in finland

>>150786998
Desolated that clod

I'm a sweet scientist and this is my art

>>150787023
You gotta be fucking kidding me

>>150787023
>stop! STOP, YOU'RE BLACK!

>>150786998
>>150787021
Can you spend 10 mintues here without circlejerking

>>150786998
>>150787021
Quit raping that inbred goatfucker

>>150786816
There is much worse but yes they are by far the worst of the gays
>>150786998
Unsurprising post from Finland

>>150787023
this black dude walked so crawford can run

>>150787152
Two cocks is dedication but five is a spectacle

>>150787152
Clonazepedo identifies as a MAP

Starting my evil arch slamdaddy posting

I'm never wasting my hours of sleeping to watch boxing again.
It is never worth it.
Gay ass sport.

>>150787278
Good morning spammy.

>>150787311
Idiot wahrani it's arc not arch

>>150787331
You are missing out on spectacles such as >>150787023

>>150787378
Kek

>>150787342
He just repeats what heemers say, pakibong said that line in the other thread

>>150787409
Almost forgot how allen beat that guy

Movdaddy raped and retired Shartnold

>>150787456
I said good morning spammy. Are you going to ignore me?

>>150787492
You were raped.

I will once again remind you that this faggot is nowhere to be seen in gamethreads because he knows his faggotry will be drowned our by actual fight discussion. Stop responding to him.

Silva got absolutely blasted by a cutting spinning elbow

Canelo got absolutely fraud checked by one of the greatest performances in boxing history

It was a good saturday night.

>>150787023
nah ive seen enough KEK

>>150787515
Turn your monitor on spams

*points to the screen* MASSIVE story loss right here

>>150787518
Reminder that Jake Paulberg made tysoy walk buttnaked to get his money

>>150787590
I was gaped.

>>150787630
We don't sign our posts here I'm afraid.

FACT: jean silva is a top 10 ufc fighter
per: lucastracymma

>>150787606
What's onions about him

>>150787606
I would do that too desu

Ricky Hatton bros..

Suffering in Mexico? Counterpoint 1

Suffering in Mexico? Counterpoint 2

Suffering in Mexico? Counterpoint 3

>>150787815
>>150787849
>>150787883
These beautiful women drank semen straight out of Dana's onahole

Suffering in Mexico? Counterpoint 4

>>150787606
Good, he's a subhuman rapist. They deserve humiliation.

Mexican women CRAVE my big 7" white cock.

>>150787781
Another piggy oinked it zamn what’s with y’all

>>150787849
>literally dropping the round card on the floor creating a tripping hazard
Those subhuman whores should stay in their shithole

>>150787901
Yeah seems very likely
Suffering in Mexico? Last counterpoint

>>150787924
No but you did get fired from Walmart for sucking off an elderly Hispanic gentleman

this is illegal in boxing

>>150787980
Really? That's news to me!

Say what you will. But Volk would not have tanked the shots Jean was landing on Diego.

Stylistically Jean lays Clitia out in one

Inoue would heem pantoja

Jean was winning, bad stoppage.

i rated ilia apturo topturo after his fight with joe rogans GOAT ryan "the wizard" hall

sean brady

>>150788625
Ryan Hall? That guy is a fucking bum.

This jean silver kid man, lemme tell you man, wow he barked, wow, that's like wow, who even does that?? wow.

I asked this woman what her favorite Radiohead song was you know what she said to me? "creep"

Ugh, can't ask a woman anything these days.

>>150788659
Why did you post him getting out struck by ancient burns?

The Farting Turds

>>150786145
Raja literally didn't do anything wrong

>>150788353
He wouldn't tank them, he generally evades and keeps out of distance then feints and baits with a left jab

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isoYQaK_-Eg
Dana white will answer for his doings one day you better believe this

>>150788781
Arguably committed attempted murder though didn't he?

I can't believe Dana tricked me into watching poof punch

jean is good, actually. he lost because he is retarded but idk if it is something that can be fixed

>>150788900
Yeah im thinking youre too low iq to understand the sweet science

>>150788994
Monitor

>>150787676
Lucas has Arman on his GOAT list but doesn't even consider him to be in the top 10 active fighters.

Lucas Tracy is Jewish

Lopes heem was cool but honestly his win is bad for the division i dont see him winning the rematch against volk

Jean bros...

>>150788778
a total of 0 strikes were landed by both fighters in that clip

>>150789122
I was rooting for Lopes but i reckon that Jean would be best. And he could possibly get a title shot already instead of jerome murphy.

Not a great week for Isreal defenders

>>150789154
Is this "Dirty Diaper Tyler" who spammy keeps talmbout?

>>150789154
Fucking kek

The farting nerds

The bach to bach KO nightmare molded Volk into an Unstoppable Beast...

>>150787023
What happened? I dont understand why the ref stopped the fight

We don't wanna give a title shot to that decision machine Evloev. Let's give it instead to:
...
...
...
Leon Murphy

Movdaddy or ronedaddy either way bussynovski is gaped

>>150789122
Volk probably retires before Lopes gets another title shot, they should book him vs Yair next

>>150789678
Reddit says the ref was demanding from the black fighter to work, the fighter responded by not throwing any strikes and kept getting punished from the opposing fighter with heavy punches.
Idwts so i cant fact check

>>150788715
Diego would be a huge problem if he transitioned to a wrestling heavy style
His top control is great and his gnp is hammers

Yadiarrhoea earned his rematch by being the last person to ever lose to Brian ortega

>>150789912
Lerone is the best option for the division because at least he seems like he wants to fight more than once every 2 years

That mixed race ring girl is fkn nice man

fighting turds still have to pretend like silva didn't take one of the worst story (and actual) losses in the history of mma

Huuuuuge brawplem

>>150789918
Okay, that kinda makes sense. I guess the full fight would tell the story but, and let me make myself perfectly clear, I will not watch that fight.

>>150790093
>Lerone is the best option for the division
Ain't no way you think this, we don't need another snoozefest champion. Volk retiring would be best because it clears the way for Lopes to the belt

>>150789728
murphy got a title shot by heeming a smellator can
time to give evloev shitbull and hopefully he finds a finish

Would Silva have won if he did the haka first?

>>150790245
sure but they are not giving him a titleshot right away with Volk still champ, right now, of the people that could actually get a titleshot, which means
>never-fighting Evloev
>never-fighting bitchfit throwing already beaten by Volk Yair
>scared to strike against the corpse of Ortega backpack machine Aljo
he is the best option

>>150790245
Lobussy’s gape belongs to his Movdaddy I’m afraid

>>150787331
Apparently canelo-crawford was a great fight by boxing standards too. Maybe mma spoiled us. You can't watch lopes-silva and not be underwhelmed when you watch the pillowtap later the same day.

me to fighting nerds haters

Ricky Hatton heemed

>attack your gf before the fight
>be mentally unhinged but play it up
>lose
>cry
what a huetard

only jean silva can make a DMX walkout gay as fuck

>>150790728
>>attack your gf before the fight
QRD

>>150790347
Oh ok you meant as a contender, then yes I agree. Volk basically already confirmed it anyway for December.

>>150791010
How does someone become so unlikeable?

>>150791203
With whom do (You) always lose?

>>150791010
Lol

>>150790966
yeah if Volk does get beat hopefully it's by someone that shows up, if someone like Yair gets the belt you might as well retire the division
and where the fuck is Allen, why don't these people ever fight

>>150791398
I think Allen is going to move up

>>150791398
>allen
Havent heard this name in a millenuim

heemsters i have a confession to make
i like pillowtap

>>150791398
>where the fuck is Allen
He's in limbo, a bunch of fights he was supposed to get keep falling through. Also cannot stop rewatching Lopes vs Silva, such a hype fucking fight. I've been buzzing for hours, I hope Jean can bounce back from this.

>>150791010
KWAB

>>150791585
You like pillowbiting too because you take it up the aß, nigga.

>>150791585
Disgraceful unless we're talmbout mootai

>>150791709
not my fault the g spot is there innit

Dirty Diaper Tyler1

The faggot nerds

>>150791745
That's enough now

>>150791466
...why?
>>150791537
because that faggot hasn't shown up in a year and a month and a half, I swear they need to put a clause in the contracts that says that from the moment they're medically cleared after a fight they should be having another one at least in the next 9 months and that they'd get money deductions for every month they don't show up, rank squatting faggots

>>150791710
I did that shit for couple years but was never good with the kicks

MMA Nerds

>>150791670
Where do you rewatch ?

>>150791809
I like Allen because he looks like a retard, but he’s kind of a boring fighter, to be fonest.

The MMA Gurus

>>150791809
Got a lot bigger while rehabbing injuries

The MMA Joeys

Bros I had the boxing main event on but didnt really pay attention. What are some talking points I can parrot when I'm at work tomorrow?

>>150792045
>>150792381
Imagine the stench

Joey detonating trvkes as usual

>>150792425
Silva was losing until he lost

>>150792425
>It was really an exhibition on how to effectively utilize distance
I have no idea what I'm talking out

>>150792425
Canelo is a plodding duck with a fake legacy

Ilia would knock out Bumford and Bumnelo on the same night.

mma hoey was twerkin on dat thang

>>150792660
Jai Herbert

>>150792523
Imagine the stench of guru

>>150792425
Hendricks beat GSP

Ilia will quickly become not that guy, you’ll see

>>150792815
I agree and Diaz beat Condit.

>>150792787
Yeah Jai Herbert would beat em too

>>150792021
https://fullfightreplays.com/ufc-fight-night-259-lopes-vs-silva-full-fight-replays-september-13-2025

>>150792425
I'm thinking Gaethje's the key to all this

Silva wins the rematch
Pico wins the rematch

Ilia will unbecome what he is.

>>150787023
he was black when the fight began

>>150793717
i meant to say he was white… joke ruined

>>150793834
At least you tried b

41 days until Gane fights.

https://streamable.com/b0hzoa
flat earth bros..

>>150793717
>>150793834

>>150794339
Sick edit

wtf daner wasnt at the crawford post fight press confrence

More like the flushed nerds!

The Fighting Losers

>>150794471
fight was a little lackluster, the ufc event was better

>>150794560
What else is new?

The Nerds.

>>150794641
Me when weem cals me Chinese

>>150794641
Me to people who supported me and believed in me.

Notice how when my personal information got doxxed my first reaction was to post an extremely unflattering picture of myself.

>>150794609
damn he got stitched up

>>150794737
Hoenstly? Respect

>>150794842
doo went raja on that nigga

yeah yeah hes good but aah..once you get to the top.guys its just a step above you know..I know everyone says it but theres levels like i said...
congratulations to lopes, like I said dont count him out and ah..if you followed my tips in the last video you should have a nice little win after that..anyways remember to follow my other channel which is all just cooking now and ah dont forget to like subscribe you know the rest

>>150794817
Hoenn region? Respect.

>>150794737
I noticed

>>150795114
Can’t wait for Movdaddy to use this old bum as a fleshlight

>>150795253
youre going to be waiting a long time kek

>>150795244
I thought I looked pretty good minus the extremely leathery, dry piglike skin

Movsar Evloev has been lost after flying over the Bermuda Triangle

>>150795295
Bussynovski is due for another caucus cream filling

>>150795310
Maaany such cases.

you guys are drowning

AAAAA I'M DROWNING

>ARF ARF ARF
>sobs
gotta loves hues

>>150795378
hes going to beg ilia for a fight after jdm heems him paki bro

>>150795633
bark vs bite
chxlls

>>150795526
yeah in your mums pussy
aHaHaHah

filename says it all

>>150795757
no it doesnt it just says "movie"

>>150795803
exactly

>>150795378
I genuinely don't know how one can type this shit and look at himself in the mirror

>raja: nah we good my nigga it's kayfabe
>also raja: plots your murder for the rest of the day

>>150792584
Diego Lopes quite literally beat Evloev already

>>150795882
>also raja again: doesn't get arrested

MMA

>>150796017
we love israel adesanya here and if you dont like it go back to turkey...

MMA

>>150796049
>when you've already ejaculated and the woman continues to perform fellatio

>>150796096
say it a little louder next time im a tad deaf in this ear

Alexander “Clímax Denial” Volkanovski.

>>150796096
ah yes let me shake the skull and spine of my boyfriend who just sustained severe brain damage... get yoself a black girlfriend

>>150796248
>boyfriend
I fear the white boy staked that claim, lamentfully

>>150796248
He tanked that shit.

>>150796248
you never know, it could have been his sister

>>150795934
Movdaddy stretched, spunked, spanked, and sealed Diegaped Lobussy with creamy white undefeated GOAT sauce AKA the Ingush Ickies thoughbeit.

Movsar Evloev has been abducted by Bigfoot.

>>150796305
she'll kill him

Lopes trying to block punches with his face and then winning anyways pisses me off
It makes our sport look bad, we're supposed to be leaving those ways behind and now we're back to high level MMA fighters getting punched 50 times in one round and winning anyways because their opponent is equally retarded
This was happening the same day as Canelo vs Crawford for fucks sake the boxing cazzies are laughing at us

I feare Movsar ducked

what did crawford mean by walking out to ilia music?

>>150796096
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
HEEEEEEEEEM SLEEPY

>>150796443
Diego Lopes was hurt against Movsar Evloev, Dan Ige, and Alexander Volkanovski, but not Jean Silva

>>150796754
soft pusy

>>150796714
Damn, wish that were me

deigo lopes is my favorite fighter

>>150796801
Crawford is childhood friends with a mariachi player who he had play for his walk out and Cancion del Mariachi is a famous fight song

>>150796754
diego lopes would rape canelo and crawford to death in the same night tbqhwy
/box/cels have nothing to offer

>>150797075
How he can't wrestle and he never uses his kicks
Crawford unironically has more wrestling credentials than Lopes does

>>150797149
He leg kicks constantly

Me to boxing haters

>>150797149
>wrestling credentials
means actually nothing in modern mma

>>150797208
He threw 10 leg kicks against Volkanovski across 5 rounds
He has similar numbers against most of his opponents

You CANNOT block punches with your face, you MUST use the designated pillows provided to you

>>150795727
Clowned that cuck!

>>150797291
Wish someone told Lopes that when he fought Evloev and Ige

hendricks is one of the most credentialed wrestlers in mma history and he got outwrestled by a quebecois that learned jiu jitsu at a pizza parlor

>>150797306
A boxer crumbles after 3

>>150797385
Diego will get two title shots before either of those cans

>>150796443
Control your AGP pakitranny

>>150797385
>5 days notice
>cut weight 3 times against someone who didnt have to cut weight
yeah man those are totally great examples

Someone really really really should have told Lopes wrestling credentials don't matter when he was pinned by Volkanovski and getting pounded in to the mat for a minute straight

>>150797494
>cut weight 3 times
You can’t be retarded enough to actually think that

volkanovski does not have wrestling credentials

Dirty Diaper Bo

lopes fought an ncaa d1 wrestler in pat sabatini and KO'd him in the opening minutes

Kind of dont want to dicsuss anyoen that cant have an chance vs Joe Pyfer

canelo is a boxer
lopes is a fighter

levels

>>150797650
Bruh

If you're getting buzzed and wobbled by Movsar Evloev you will probably get knocked out by geriatric Canelo

I've got hands like bud crawford

Canelo would box the head off Arnold Allen

Diego’s walkout circus music must be Mexican mkultra, it’s still ringing in my head

>>150797968
bawks the bleedin nose off him
bap bap bap

>>150797996
>he's never heard la chona

>did you know Ilia Topuria walks out to that song in the UFC?

>Who? Good for him.

a groid boxer had a snoozefest woah what a killer

Clitia Toepiglet

>>150797437
I need a fill up from my magodaddy

>>150798313
It's coming. I'm afraid.

How to activate Canelohands?

>>150798399
Forget how to move your feet
Throw 2 punches a round
Pay the judges off

I will never EVER admit how many times I posted "Chama!" leading into Poatan vs Magomed 1.

*turns monitor off*
Now that's what I call an improvement

>>150787023
This is incredibly based. Timidity should be BRUTALLY punished in combat sports. Boxing is turning into a shitshow of 5 punches thrown per round.

Freestyle wrestling fixed the stalling problem by warning people after mere seconds of inactivity or back circling. Boxing/MMA should have the same.

>>150798695
mfw turn monitor offing

>>150798695
*Goes back to /r/eddit*
Gee wizz!

post the webm

Mmm, that tastes absolutely deli shoes brudder

boxing fucking sucks bro

>>150799197
Pump the FREAKING brakes??!

>>150799197
Plebe.

>>150799197
Factual post.

*wrinkles your randy travis poster*

Does Lerone Murphy have wins over any good fighters?
Why is this guy being talked about as the next challenger?

>>150799555
he beat pico who psychologically defeated evloev

>>150799555
Josh Emmett

illlia decisions emmett - title shot
murphy decisions emmett - fights bellator bum

>>150798763
STOP STOP STOP YOU BLOCKED 3 PUNCHES THE FIGHT IS DONE OVER OVER

Did Dana really think these four favela apes were going to be his next money machine?

>>150799761
This image is funny

if racism is real, how come crawford did a good job at boxing?

It's crazy because round 2 was legit going to be 10-8 Silva. Lopes landed maybe 4 punches the entire time and Silva was landing flush
And then he just decided to lose his mind and spam spinning back elbows for the last 30 seconds and died

>>150800234
He was winning until he lost

>>150800234
based retard

*Succumbs*
Which fighter comes to mind?

>>150800472
Jeff Molina

>>150800472
Smiff

>>150800472
Honestly? None

>>150799197
What are your thoughts on Lethwei and Silat

>>150785707 (OP)
I get my peaches out in Georgia yea that’s it,

>>150800430
Should’ve put the Israel flag under Daukus, too.

bryce just did an AMA
https://www.reddit.com/r/MMA/comments/1ngztfa/im_josh_emmett_ufc_featherweight_contender_ama/

Diego Lopes is what the modern day Brazilian should aspire to be.

Josh “Bryce” Emmett.

>>150800766
Mexican?

>>150799761
It's all ogre... bros.. it's ogre

I SWEAR I'm doing better btw

>>150785707 (OP)
He was losing until he was winning, and he was winning until he lost. Really makes you rethink a great many things.

When Trash Talking Goes Wrong: Jean Silva

>>150801007
Care to extrapolate?

Nah fuck that!!

this is what boxing looks like

>>150801144
You fuck men.

>>150791010
anyone has the image of her looking at him with disgust post fight?

maybe ill make a montage later, try to find an image of her with dreamy eyes before and "I hate this beta cuck loser" after

>>150801157
Chills.

>>150801043
You either get it or you don't.. Trying to tackle this complicated, tangential, and confusing subject is like trying to grab a falling blade. It's perilous, difficult and most often fraught with disaster...

>>150801214
I find the reality of this to be odious in nature.

>>150801157
I watched Boxing last night (for some fucked up reason and because Dana thought it necessary to end UFC early for the shittiest pillow fist match I've ever seen) and it was awful and it didn't look nearly that good

I do, I do let you bang!

treat me like a bitch rashad
take me out on a date
buy me a purse
kiss me on the mouth

>>150801346
wtf did Jon Jones really say this

>>150801346
let it happen

RAmpage JAckson
BAck PAssage

>>150800234
Fight was tough to judge beforehand because Lopes hasn't really faced Heavy Hitters before

Let's check in on wmm-

>>150801465
God I wish that were Dana

>>150801183
adding to this, I imagine that being a fighter in a relationship must be tough because women are irrational

statically, any UFC fighter is top 0.00001%+ in fighting power, they could beat anyone you ever meet on the street and their friends together, but at the same time, because they are fighting all the time and fighting only other 0.00001% guys, they are bound to get beaten up from time to time, much more than the average joe on the street

and the sad reality is that the womyn lizard brain won't care about any logic or statistics, she sees her man getting beaten up to a pulp like our boy jean, he is a cucked beta loser and the guy beating him is a dangerous masculine chad that she wants to be impregnated by

its over for ufc fags...

Nina Dana

>>150801399
Raquel Pennington probably shouldn't use the Rampage Jackson method of naming kids

>>150801510
Ha wow that was a good one

this is my son, Juga Gaethje

>>150801518
Homosexuals can't reproduce b

>>150801635
its called graping kids

Tom Aspinall is a bad person. If you watch his youtube content, it's very clear that the cracks are starting to show... It's all coming out now.

>>150801635
I think you'd be surprised

>>150801705
Sounds a little like another heavyweight legend

>>150801610
YO LIL DANA

>>150801635
Ciryl Gane can! He's the strongest homosexual alive!!!

>>150801746
stache looks like a poo smear. why doesn't it have a center? why trim a space between the stache and bogged lip???

Dwayne Johnson as Mark Kerr
Bas Rutten as himself

Schaub in the till

BO NIGGER

What does Luke Thomas know about combat?

>>150795619
>>150796049
Deep waldurs b

>>150801955
killed people

>>150801955
knows the PSI to crush a child's skull

>>150801955
luke is on the left in this pic

>>150796096
bitch ass black

>>150801955
Luke Thomas led a charge and ran across 600 feet of open ground toward the entrenched enemy. Once on top of the Mahdi fighters, his platoon bayoneted 20 of the militia. Fierce hand-to-hand combat followed for five hours.

>>150802092
“Bab” for short.

>>150802092
we don't sign our posts here

>>150802260
bro got the Majin logo

sup niggas just copped this flick with the bro

>>150802367
aaron pico not looking too hot

>>150801518
Lmao, legendary German humor

>>150801518
kek

we will comeback stronger

thug rose

>>150802583
kek wtf

>>150802564
always had a thing for her but at the same time my mind has massive copium about pat barry tapping that although he seems like a good guy so I can't be too mad

>>150802564
FACT: pat barry is the luckiest man alive

>>150785707 (OP)
>be fighter
>get in UFC
>put together a win streak
>feelsgoodmeng.png
>*wake up to 5k notifications*
>UFC social media team made a hashtag about you
>*realize it's over*
tfw have no face

>>150802583
Ok WOOOOAAAAHHHH this is too much guy

>>150803214
i'd contest the man who was on the receiving end of jeff molina's blowjob was the luckiest man alive

>>150802367
Imagine kissing Garth must be interesting

>>150803268
Will he be lucky when he’s burning in hell for his homosexuality

>>150788715
Look at the ammount of blood in the map . Did Diego pierced his cranium with that elbow??

>>150803308
sodomy is a sin
sloppy top isnt

>>150803264
hes a hussband andd father

ngl seeing the charlie kirk assassination renewed my faith I'm going to start seeing hookers just twice a week.

His energy body is Motherfuckin Molested!

>>150803492
Nothing wrong with a lil sloppy toppy after work playa!

Where can I watch the full Charlie Kirk shooting video uncensored?

>>150803756
You can probably find it in the /pol/ catalog pretty quick

>>150803834
Proof?

>>150803492
change it up, just go to the rub and tugs instead. it's cheaper and less damaging to the soul if you're just getting a toss and a massage. plus the massage is frankly better than sex anyway, real ones know

>>150804016
>it's cheaper
ha not in the sunshine state amp you're looking at $$.4 minimum

>>150804016
Aint nothing wrong with a lil rub n tug after work.

>>150803982
How do you expect Me to prove that (You) can find it?

My gut reaction.. I was excited to see the video. Then I realized how did we become desensitized and sociopathic. The government manipulated us to think guns, war and death is cool. They ruined America and took God from us.

>>150804136
I don't know, it's your claim bitch defend or vacate.

/box/GODS won
/heem/lets lost

>>150804187
On opposite day.

>>150804167
I...I concede

>>150804187
Check out Garry Goofus over here *crowd bursts out in laughter*

>>150804246
I consneed

>>150804249
fucking hell hahahahahah good one

>>150804249
Flabbergasted that faggot.

>>150804249
oy vey!

>>150801157
how does parker porter have better head movement than most of the ufc

Fuck it I'm Parker Porter

>>150803214
not really. he lost his childhood best friend at a young age. so when his CTE caught up to him he tried to make his GF change her look to look like his best friend

Fuck it I'm Peter Parker

I'm weirdly intrigued by the Sean Strickland arc

>>150804532
This guy is a fucking psycho dude

New wholesome kino just dropped.

https://youtu.be/pgXJrIkx9Aw?si=fHlC0fKkJ_uDc-dt

>>150804650
>the fat guy
shan't!

>>150804696
Yeah sorry I thought it was gonna be John

>>150804696
hes based

>>150804739
He's got the type of physique where, after he dies, gnomes will live in his carcass.

>>150804769
Hopefully somebody kills him and it's very painful.

>>150804739
imagine going to an old world town and seeing a pig like that talking about the hardships of the time smdh

you guys tryna hop on fortnite?

the tafas weaving wicker chairs

>>150804739
step 1. eat a whole dominoes pie

>>150804650
Can't consume this dude since I came to the realization he's a beyata

You cannot say salamalekum and congrat about whiskey

>>150804943
-without giving me little bit sip brazza

>>150805159
not on the cards

>>150785707 (OP)
>No card for 2 wweeks

>>150805306
wrestlepalooza is next week

>Paul Daley got released immediately for punching Koscheck after the fight
>Jean Silva won't face any repercussions for punching Lopes post-fight

>>150805328
No one watches wrestling and why r u posting random egirls

>>150805349
One is a decision loss while the other was very recently concussed.

What mma team will get exposed next?

>>150805480
Andy Aspinall's ALL HEAVYWEIGHT Manchester Gym

I'll surely win due to my superior size

>>150805582
damn cant believe dontale mayes got heemed by a tranny

>>150805582
black gays and boomer gays can swang with the best of them

>>150805715
Factual post.

>>150805349
silva should be cut

>>150805306
Dyke or troon?

Who is your preferred Queen to watch after a UFC card or before a card?

>>150805817
Pretty sure she's just a regular prostitute with mental issues.

>>150805817
Can people not have short hair

>>150805857
You b

>>150805914
Are you saying that sincerely?

>>150805929
If I told you yes would you post pit?

>>150805975
I post my pits here all the time playa!

>>150805907
I wouldn't call them people. You have to go back now.

If I was at that debate with my kids, it wouldn’t have went down like it did. There would have been a lot less blood in that college campus and then me saying, 'OK, we’re going own some libs, don’t worry.'"

>>150805349
I thought when it was happening that the bodyguards shouldn't have let lopes kneel right next to silva yapping to his coaches and talking shit to Silva's team for like 30 seconds.
Silva should have gotten a slap on the wrist because it's a bad look, but it's not really the same situation.

>>150806028
Bludgeoned that bumblefuck!

>>150806029
Imagine if he cared about mmgay

>>150806029
Why are his nipples so wonky?

>>150805857
is there anything more cucked than letting your daughter train BJJ and MMA

how come people from the UK are 20% dumber than people from North America?

Girls WANT to go wild bro, you just have to give them a reason.

>>150806173
how is it cucked? shes just playing a sport basically

>>150806173
Why? BJJ gyms are filled with poofters.

Ricky Hatton died, he should get a sticky on /sp/

>>150806292
Faggots are rapists.

>>150806307
If he wanted a sticky he should have beat Mayweather

>>150795378
this was too legendary
>>150806307
they shot him for opinions, shit is crazy
>>150796017
jake shields really dropped Gsp with a headkick

Is it just me or does it feel like there's been less PPVs this year

>>150806394
youd be right, last year on ESPN

>>150805699
don'task, don'tale

heres the thing about the paramount deal you guys
no 1 said paramount cant charge subscribers for each ufc event (i.e. ppv)

the lion of ireland

watching jdm

JDM sucks

Islam is going to smash and probably finish JDM round 2, if we're being honest.

might be cool to see a cute wmma fighter take a big poop out of her tight little butthole just sayin

>>150803492
what is the connection between these two things

>Arman loses to Hooker
>Islam heemed by JDM
>Ilia gets heemed by Gaethje
>Islam announces returns to lightweight
>Gaethje/Hooker hastily booked
>Gaethje heems Hooker, retires
>Islam/Ilia booked for vacant title
and that's when I've been waking up

>>150806850
>*heems you*

How the fuck are there no male thai fighters in the UFC? Just give a Rodney tang clone some grappling defense and he will be top5 flyweight/bantamweight.

>>150806914
she is hideous

>>150806914
you just know shes shitting like a swiss train twice a day

just heard Blanchfield's turds are molded like Swiss Rolls

what the fuck is a swiss train
>opens duckduckgo

If we got into a fight I'd toss my jarate then pull out my bushwhacka for guaranteed crits, what ya gonna do then buddy?

>>150806914
imagine her pushing those little titties together just enough for the tip

>>150786023
Based. Women should be married off young to good men, it's literally that simple.

New Jersey Winter handjobs from Erin Blanchfield after she loses the title eliminator from Manon Fiorot

>>150807057
Only the tip because that's all you have ya obese fuck lmao

>>150807069
Manon Fiorot is about to fraud check my girl Jasmin Jazzdevices :(

His best win is...
...
Bilal.

>>150807070
*rubs belly*
sassy boy!

weight depleted manon is a beautiful, beautiful woman

>>150807128
you that guy suckin on a dick!

>>150786023
>Movsar confirmed in an interview with streamer Sneako that he is, in fact, married and has four kids with his wife. Sneako streams on Rumble and regularly makes content about relationship advice and dating. In his stream with Movsar, the Russian gave him some controversial advice on relationship and marriage. He revealed that he got married to his wife when she was 17 and he was 23.
This is somehow controversial news? What the fuck is wrong with Americoids, holy fuck

This is known as "grooming".

Movsaar is married to four children

>>150807203
>17yo
>grooming
lol Wtf is wrong with you people. Are you the type that thinks the aoc should be raised to 20 something because most of your generation is so immature?

Movsar Evloev married a woman that was of legal age to marry in his country what a sick f*ck

>>150807103
Patronized that pomegranate

>>150807148
The incels on the Internet have teamed up with roastie HR Karens to try to stop other men from having sex with willing partners.

weirdos talking about dating teens ITT

>>150807392
whats wrong with that? our grandpas did it

>>150806839
And so ended Belal's short but sweet reign

Chop chop toby, new thread time

If Movsar was 24 and she was 18 would he still be a pedo

>>150807471
I dunno, but Movsar dog walks Volk that's what I do know.

What if Movsar was 17 and his wife was 23? Yeah

Mosvar is the biggest decisionator of our time and should be cut from the UFC for such behaviour

>>150807539
Meanwhile in reality; Movsar gets next title shot with Volk and wins becoming undefeated undisputed UFC champion and you post online how Volk was already flushed, kwab

>>150807616
>>150807616
>>150807616
>>150807616

>>150807649
>>150807649
>>150807649

>>150805349
silva pushed him he didn't punch him

>>150805364
>girls

>>150785893
>men trying to be women
>women trying to be men

Great popcorn fuel for me lol

>>150786023
that seething red hair libtard girl wojak is VampiricLegz btw