Thread 150786422

>already reached the "chartering a plane to fly a banner saying to fire staff stage" in week 2

lolphins

dolphins will end up in the playoffs anyway

Just a reminder that chicken tenders are food for children and autistic adults.

>>150786440
>No bench Tua

>>150786440
Anon they did it before the season if I'm not mistaken when gase was in office. This is a REGULAR THING that ross has ignored, just like the switching to throwbacks shit.
>they are not wearing throwbacks at all this year btw

Maybe if you faggots actually made threads at least 5 posts before the BL, there wouldn't be an influx of 2 or 3 different generals everytime.

Chicken tendies :)

>>150786453
Phins are stuck with tua until he heems himself or he finishes his contract, no one will take him and ross is too much of a coward to cut him and take the hit.
Should've made him play his 5th.

Wait do you guys seriously put ketchup on chicken?

>>150786453
why would they want to bench this guy?

dolphins are dropping 60 on the pats today

>>150786461
check the catalog before you hit the post button

>>150786477
Extending him before his 5th year was such a retarded decision, even at the time. Same with LOLwrence. Tua was much more egregious though. Shit franchises will make shit decisions however.

Anime

i dip it in coke

Im so excited that football is back on

>>150786464
sufferbowl is patriots vs dolphins, dolphins might dolphins themselves into a 3 point win despite it being the worst thing they could possibly do, barely win today.
Tua has a 33% chance of heeming himself to retirement today.
>>150786487
60 dollars credit at the lounge for families of the bills players* yes it was kind of them.
>>150786495
Honestly it would've been fine if it was like 20m WITH INCENTIVES to 50m. Like fair, he plays well, he gets fucking PAID. Him getting 212m after being broken in college and doing nothing for years? Wat.

They booed Arch :(

I'm rooting for him bros. I don't want to see him fail.

my model is showing the fins winning and it's rarely wrong

he's back

>>150786515
Holy shit fuck off retard, no one cares about your shit team and shit takes, stop shitting up the genny

>>150786522
I'm rooting for him too but he is fucking awful

Pats are dogshit, so it's anybody's game at this point. Only thing to look forward to is Tua heeming himself.

My shitty panthers play today

>>150786544
Tua fan mad

why is joshie that low?

>>150786526
It would be the most dolphins thing to happen.
Either they blow them out and show that week 1 was a complete aberration or they lose and confirm what anyone who has watched the phins for awhile saw last week: they are already done.
Meanwhile in reality the phins will phins themselves to a slight victory and somehow make reddit and twatter fans think WE HAVE A CHANCE YOU GUYS!
>>150786544
You clearly care quite a bit holy fucking seethe cry about it bitch boy.
go Phins!
>>150786547
t-they can win bro...

Will Mac Jones get the win for the 9ers today?

>>150786544
Fuck off faggot he's talking about football, what's your issue?

>>150786590
I think that *is* the issue he's having. At least I'm not sitting here gushing about the phins acting like they are going to bootyblast the shitty patriots today. That would be fucking insufferable.

>>150786584
Mac Jones is going to make himself undeniable. He will take Purdy's starting job.

>>150786579
I think they can beat the cardinals

>>150786522
nepotism in sports is tricky. its hard to hit on the talent 2 generations in a row. you can end up with ken griffey jr or bronny james

>>150786645
Hell yeah fuck them berds.

reminder that it's never Caleb's fault

You now have to wonder how many times Sheduer did this in earlier rounds.
He did it in the fucking 5th round.
>The Baltimore Ravens planned to take Shedeur Sanders in the fifth round, but before Baltimore could turn in the card, the former Colorado star let it be known that he didn’t want to be on a roster with Lamar Jackson, where he would be a backup. Sanders wound up going three picks later to Cleveland, which plays today in Baltimore, which could have been Sanders home.
https://www.espn.com/contributor/adam-schefter/38d8fc647fc2e

>>150786683
This is true.

the jets could have had Michael Parsons but "didn't have the resources"

>>150786645
2025 superbowl champion cardinals? no way. marvin is hitting 1800 yards this season

>>150786683
The cock in his bussy is his fault though.
>>150786688
Do you REALLY think he was wanted any higher? With that dad and that media circus? C'mon.

The jets win today

>>150786720
jesus fucking christ man. its only been 3 days

>>150786759
It's definitely possible, he could've turned a few teams down in earlier rounds.

ITS NOT A REFURBISHED PHONE YOU FUCKING RETARD, SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH

>>150786759
the bussy wants what the bussy wants

>>150786801
Maybe some retard team round 4 I can't see any higher than that. The idea that he would turn down a 1st or 2nd round pick is absurd though regardless of the team. His ego wouldn't let him turn that down. Also the other teams would find out about it and pass on that alone you'd think/hope.

>>150786837
>Maybe some retard team round 4 I can't see any higher than that
Right that's what I mean, definitely not the 1st round and very doubtful in the 2nd. 3rd seems reasonable though. The fact he thought he was good enough to deny a team picking him is just insane though, especially a great organization like the Ravens.

gonna be 0-6 in week 2 games real soon

i got banned before i could post this last week

>>150786896
I still just see if he had said no in the 3rd that the rest of the league would be like fuck you egobitch.
Unless it was like the jeetes or something.

The '25 Dolphins will be a historically anemic team, finishing with an 0-17 record. They will bring such shame to the rest of the league by mere association that their owner and entire front office will be forced to commit ritualistic suicide, their organization will be entirely dissolved, and they will be replaced by a new NFL team based in the 51st State, Greenland.

>>150786922
You should be banned for posting it this week.

>>150786914
Colleen Wolfe mentioned

>>150786945
See when people say shit like this it is clear they don't know the curse of the phins. No no no anon they will go 8-9 and do nothing and draft no one. And Mcdaniel and grier and tua will stay on.

krafts son dropped out of the mayors race, so my patties will beat the fish, right? im already violently drunk in the bad kimd of way.

>>150787043
its already joever bro

>>150787022
McDaniel and Grier will stay but I have a feeling Tua won't.
He's actually going to DIE.

>>150787022
God bro could you be any more reddit

>>150786422 (OP)
NFL bro's i'm excited for my second week of watching NFL!
Thinking about bandwagoning either the dolphins or the packers this season

I just turned on the FOX pregame show and they are doing on location shit now? Like it is college? With fat 45 year old Kansas City "people" cheering in the background? Why is the NFL so insistent on becoming cringe and gay?

who will be the first QB drafted after 2020 to win a super bowl

>>150787078
Legit is the only way he gets out of his contract it seems at this point is to heem himself kek
>>150787083
Nigger I know you don't know ball but holy shit just stop talking. You're embarrassing yourself.

>>150787086
bandwagon the Redskins

>>150787086
>Thinking about bandwagoning either the dolphins
anon what
>or the packers this season
sure

>>150787043
get your shit together

>>150787141
Herbie

I was on vacation last week. How bad did redzone get hit? I heard there are ads now

>>150787086
>Bandwagoning the dolphins
Just bandwagon the Vikings

>>150787238
>ads on redzone
"people" giving the nfl money still should be crucified.

>>150787150
Wow lmao. “But call him a redditor and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”’

Prepare your anus, Trevor Lawrence, the Bengals are in the jungle and ready to rape.

>>150787182
i'm not going to support a sissy franchise that changes names as to not hurt peoples feefees

WE ALL KNOW WHO RUNS THIS SHIT

>>150787257
Yes that is indeed what you are doing, you missed a discord ping btw lil bro.

>>150787284
I’m sure it must be hard to be new here and all redditor but that doesn’t mean you get my sympathy

>>150787282
based

reminder the redzone thread will be baked at 12:30

remember when everyone hated tom brady and the patriots and now people suck his d? was michael jordan hated by everyone but chicago in the 90s.

>>150787324
>barely beating the banged up bears in week 1 is our superb owl

>>150787302
kek you are so fucking mad, are you the sperg that was crying about everyone being the kiwi? You sound like the same kind of bitch.

>>150787350
Billy B and Tom Brady are permanently hated by dolphins fans and the shit with ross going after brady and then the recent rumors about billy coming from college to coach the phins is the legit stuff of nightmares.
FUCK the bills
FUCK the jeetes
FUCK the patriots
forever.

>>150787324
what week until viking fans lose all hope

>>150787350
Brady and the Pats were more the NBA equivalent of Tim Duncan and the Spurs. Stoic and annoyingly great to the point of being boring. Then they got Randy Moss and became a "cool team" once Brady was throwing 50 TD.

>>150787361
Lmao you’re dropping gamer words on a blue board and accusing me of being your boogeyman but I’m the one who’s mad? Go back, it’s where you belong

Reffies will not be enough to save the queefs today.

>>150786567
Rings matter to the QB. Lamar is that high because he is black.

bradshaw is bruce willising this show. why is gronk the only man who can articulate himself?

Demeco is a people pleaser coach. Gotta be tough with these nikkas

>>150787502
>white
>not 150 years old

>>150787476
>y-you're reddit
>y-you dropped a gamer word
gamer word? holy shit go back you fucking bitchmade faggot tranny. Missed another discord ping lil bro

will Benny Dynasty show up and show out vs his old squad?

>>150787493
Did you not see week 1? They aren't trying to save them, they openly mocked them last week. Refs put the chiefs on notice the check better fucking clear.

>>150787528
You’ll do this forever like a dog won’t you? As long as there’s a (You) to respond to you’ll never stop huh? Pretty funny.

If Hurts wins today, he should be the best qb in the league based by transitive property

Hurts would have won 3 in a row vs Mahomes

Allen can’t beat Mahomes when it matters

Lamar can’t beat Allen when it matters

Burrow can’t beat Lamar when it matters

And also Hurts was beaten Allen, Lamar, and Burrow in the past two years

>more snaps for Hunter on defense against the Bengals
lol, good fucking luck against Chase, Higgins, or Iosivas. You're getting BTFO.

My joshie ;)

being a punter is probably so chill

>>150787565
(you)

>>150787612
Reddit

I love Josh Allen. I'd suck his dick

>>150787598
hey hailee, you were really hot in bumblebee

>reddit reddit reddit
>brady brady brady
>kangz kangz kangz
Yeah yeah that is great you trannies time for the straightest man in the NFL to come through.

>>150787592
joey 7 yards in the second half

>>150787604
As long as you don't shank, yeah. You pretty much have a guarantee job until your rookie contract is up, since they'll immediately replace you to save cost. That's still a couple million, which is enough if you're not retarded.

>dick in a box came out 21 years ago today
How old do you feel?

>>150787587
its rigged

Streaming sunday games for anons + VC

gg/rH23TPPE

Hey wait does redzone *actually* have ads now?

loinGODS how we feeling?

>>150787662
You're telling me that Burrow & the Bengals offense played horribly in the first game of the season? Wow, it's almost like that always fucking happens.

>>150787693
No fuck you it is completely legitimate.

>>150786645
Knowing how my berds choke what are to usually supposed to be easy games I can see it. Can't wait for the midget owl

>>150787713
Wilson is trying to tank his legacy as much as possible, it seems. Dude should have retired years ago.

Go Bingles!

go phins?

>>150787086
Join the Packers guild, broer. It's the brotherhood of cheese!

>>150787546
He's a mental midget and an actual manlet. He'll be fine if the Lions never take the lead and Caleb doesn't blow any plays. At the point he loses his cool expect hilarity.

>have the opportunity to be the QB2 on one of the most stacked teams in the nfl with a QB who is more likely to get a career altering injury than basically anyone else
>tell them no thanks
Lol
Lmao

>>150787685
wow came out 30 years ago

>>150787709
joey 0-5 in week 2

give it to me straight, do my Bills have a chance against the Jets?

>>150787771
>there are "people" in this very thread under 6'
yeesh

>>150787704
Moisterized. In my lane

>>150787426
Two weeks after the superbowl, aka 2 weeks after the Vikings final win when the high wears off and we realize we have to wait months for the JJ dynasty to play again

>>150787758
>Old ass unfunny 9gag tier meme
>Go Phins!

Checks out

>>150787797
Why do people think the jeetes even have a fucking CHANCE against the bills. Did people miss last week? New York isn't in the same fucking universe as the Bills. If the Bills lose today it is the bills fault not the jeetes.

>>150787774
This guy did slide to the fifth round and still thought that he is first ballot HoF material.
This is being beyond delusional.

>>150787797
No, Justin Fields is too strong.

>>150787774
flacco being the browns qb makes this even funnier

>>150787353
>bears trannies don't realize the Kangz were just as banged
Lmao the only reason the bears pass rush got any pressures was because of a backup LT. The rest of the line held them to 1 pressure and 0 sacks all game

GO PHINS!

how we feeling steelers nation

JJ Watt looks terrible with that hair

LETS FUCKING GO PHINS ITS GAMEDAY BABY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>150787887
Bad

>>150787774
And now he's a backup for the Browns

>>150787887
>>150787898
can i have your coach please thanks
signed,
dolphins

>Chiefs vs Eagles, the most important game of the weekend, is not on primetime
>failcons vs kangz is
What is this bullshit? Why is the NFL rewarding shit teams instead of putting in the games the fans want to watch?

Dreamed about the 'lers this morning. If you believe in the foreshadowing power of dreams, the Steelers will win 44-42 and the they sack Darnold at their 40 to ice it.

>>150787797
so just because this dude always beats Lamar jackson, he's become the most hated qb by blacks?

'Phin bros, I just want McDaniel gone and Tua benched. Is that so much to ask?

>>150787966
NO FUCK THAT WE'RE GONNA BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF THE FUCKING NORTHERNER ASS PATRIOTS TODAY MOTHERFUCKERS LETS GOOOOOOO

Tua just needs more time

>>150787941
Iryna Zarutska proved that.

Hey eagles fans. Remember in 2020 when you drafted Jalen Reagor and right after you the vikings drafted Justin jefferson? How does that make you feel knowing you could have had Justin jefferson and instead got a bust?

>those cheerleaders on Fox
WOULD, no I don't care they were underage.

>>150786590
You answered your own question

>>150787977
TIME TO BALL THE FUCK OUT RIGHT?
GAMEDAY BABY FUCK YEAH

Has this season (so far) been a little boring? I don't even care it's gameday today

>>150787966
>I just want McDaniel gone
reported to the FBI

>>150787929
430 game is the same as prime time. there's only 3 games in the late window so everyone will be watching it. plus had to throw Tony Romo and Jim nantz a bone

>patriots finally suck
>bills become a perenial powerhouse
Glad i'm not a phins or jets fan

>>150787929
Everyone gets their chance!

>>150787985
kek you have to understand tua throws to spirits from the underworld sometimes. If you saw the ancestor in a dolphins uniform standing there you'd see the open route.

>>150788021
Why are reddit users so soft? Why do they all worship blacks?

>>150788007
It's week 2?

>>150787778
Wow. I remember super 64 mario came out and I would watch my grandad play it while he listened to nirvana and Alice in chains, weird to think that was almost a half century ago

>>150788021
don't forget the sequel.

>>150787984
The eagles won a Super Bowl in the Vikings home stadium after humiliating them in the NFCCG so it doesn’t bother me that much desu. I think wide receivers are probably the worst position to draft in the first round anyway, most of them turn out to be busts, so every year if a single one isn’t a bust he makes every other team look dumb.

>>150788048
They just aren't racists and don't like racists

>>150787774
he just lacks the freak athletic nature of his father. plus he seems slightly retarded playing a position you need a brain for. also 4.8 second 40 yard dash. lol. lmao.

REDZONE
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>>150788071
sounds pretty gay to me, bro

>Ravens Vikings SNF
lol

>>150788071
They are and just don't realize it. They believe blacks are too dumb to even get ID. That's pretty fucking racist.

>>150788078
pls delete

>>150788067
yikes

>>150788106
Falcons Vikings*

what are we drinking tonight?

>>150788126
bonus

>>150788069
IOL, LB, and to a slightly lesser degree CB and safety. there's lots of good players at those positions available in the draft going into day 2 and sometimes even day 3, and a lot of the time their ability to play their best game depends on the scheme landing spot more than WRs.

>>150788141
Coors Banquets, lately

>>150788115
Left wing racism has always struck me as more degrading than right wing racism. Right wing racists at least treat blacks with enough respect to view them as a threat. Left wing whites overwhelmingly view blacks as harmless retards and tools

>>150788141
Cat tears

>>150788141
my southeast asian wife's pussy juice

>>150786567
What’s the point of leaving Rodgers and Flacco off?

>>150788124
>allen leaning into him like he's his shaman
Kekaroo

>>150788147
Yikes

>>150787929
who fucking cares? watch it if you can. dont if you can

LETS FUCKING GO MIAMI DOLPHINS FUCK THE PATRIOTS WE'RE GOING TO MURDER THESE MOTHERFUCKERS YEAAAAAA

>>150786788
I think so. This is a huge trap game for Buffalo who got lucky as fuck to beat Baltimore. Bills defense just might be horrendous.

Bungles
Dem Sois
Loins
Rams
Lolphins
Nanners
Bvlls
Stoolers
Gayvens
Tards
Iggles
Failcons
Tampon Gay
Chorgers

>>150788141
Temujin's pussy juice

>>150788187
he knew tua was gonna keep yapping so he decided to rest a bit

>>150788187
he was having a bad day bro be kind
>>150788207
OH NO

>>150788147
kek

>>150788141
Yuengling

>>150788165
It's not even racism from the right, just pattern recognition and the ability to read stats. The left really believes that blacks are drooly retards, incapable of doing anything up to the same level of other races. It's extremely racist.

>>150788207
anything but my heckin reddit karma

>>150788209
Buncos

>>150788244
>still no update with josh allen
keeping the black men down

It's time

Chiefs will start slow just so it builds the "nobody believed in us" and "us against the world" bullshit narrative that the media will push come playoff time. They'll still win 13 games.

>>150788244
tyrod taylor should be in this image
he's basically the black josh mccown

Coffee and a some nice NA seltzers later

>>150787853
And Dennis Allen barely called any blitzes because our top 2 CBs were out. ViQueens had their best player on the field and Bears did not, that was the main difference in the game.

>>150788272
sorry bro check didn't clear refs are going to make an example of them and mahomes hates his own team now and so does kelce

The Bears shouldn't be allowed to be discussed in the general anymore.

>>150788355
but I wanna make fun of caleb...

>>150788355
this has always been a bears genny

bears - lions game thread

>>150788381
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clicking my heel and saying yippie

>>150788305
this is the chiefs' best player. its over

>>150788355
No Gayleb?

Taking my second Miami Dolphins of the day

>>150788391
fuckin rip
maybe they do need to trade for tyreek after all. I thought he was worth less than a 3rd rounder at this point.

>say a child will act similar to their parents or grand parents and no one bats an eye
>extrapolate that same idea to a racial group and everyone looses their minds

SEA

does the steelers qb fuck the bears qb?

>>150788435
good idea to post it on your alt account

7 years ago...

Which game do I need to watch this afternoon? I will watch the Bills game because my bussy is made for Josh Allen and maybe the phins game for the meme but I don't know about the other ones. Maybe the Steelers and the Cowboys games?

Chiefs are on a downward trajectory. It probably started at some point not long before when Kelce was caught on camera screaming in Andy Reid’s face on the sideline during Super Bowl LVIII. Then last year they just looked wrong all season. Even though they won most games they were always really close battles and lots of flukes and ref crap bailed them out. SB LIX might have been the dagger for all we know. The franchise looks weak and the dynasty could be dead

>>150788452
this is tua's 6th year in the league, allens 7th
>*turns to dust and explodes*

>>150788435
more like everyone loses their TVs and nikes

>>150788453
bears lions
bears stole their coach and neither team can afford to go 0-2

>>150788382
The bears are a joke. This general overwhelmingly predicted that Trubisky, Fields, and Williams would all be busts but somehow the Bears Organization were dumber than this fucking brain trust we assembled here

>>150788453
Steelers of course

>>150788510
this was mike mcdaniel 6 years ago

>>150788477
allen's 8th

>>150788544
whoops yeah, just wew. See I'm so old I can't do math anymore.

>>150788525
>trubisky
>bust

sources tell me tua and bill clinton are close friends

>>150787604
NO IT ISN'T

THE FANS HATE YOU BECAUSE THEY THINK THE OFFENSE IS GIVING UP
THE COACHES HATE YOU BECAUSE IF YOU KICK IT TOO SHORT YOU'RE HURTING THE D, IF YOU HAVE TO PUNT YOUR OFFENSE IS SHIT
NOBODY RESPECTS YOU, NO ONE CALLS YOU AN ATHLETE
EVERYONE ASSUMES YOU CANNOT TACKLE OR EVEN HAVE ATHLETICISM
YOU CAN BE REPLACED BY SOMEONE BETTER OR WORSE AND NO ONE WOULD NOTICE
ONLY ONE PUNTER EVER MADE THE HALL OF FAME AND HARDLY ANYONE KNOWS HIS NAME
THEY BLAME US FOR KICKERS MISSING WITH 'LACES OUT' WHEN ITS USUALLY A BAD SNAP INTERFERING WITH MUSCLE MEMORY, FUCK YOU TREY JUNKIN
OUR CAREERS CAN BE ENDED BY A FAKE RAPE ACCUSATION

BEING AN NFL PUNTER IS THE HARDEST THING YOU CAN DO BUT ITS INCREDIBLY REWARDING IF YOU'RE A GREAT ONE

Bills @ Jets
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>>150788604
This man was dogshit at football anon

>>150788297
Jefferson was out of practice and had 3 uncharacteristic drops lmfao
Vikings meanwhile were missing Darrisaw, Addison, and Harrison Smith (you know, one of the 3 players Gayleb mentioned being most afraid of on defense)
And the bears were going against a 1st start QB on the road in prime time, where visiting teams have lower than a 10% win rate in those circumstances

Your team sucks ass, and just like last year, you'll lose by 3+ scores when you come to US Bank stadium (and then proceed to pretend said game never happened all off season, just like the last 8 months)

>>150788609
well that would make sense since the clintons and trump are big buddies and now tua works for the trump admin

>>150788615
Just be a kickgod instead. Dolphins would've won week1 if sanders wasn't out.

browns vs ravens game thread

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>Cowboys cheapest tickets
lol

>>150788453
chiefs losing 3 in a row
giants qb change
ravens going 0-2 Flacco returns to Baltimore

sources tell me tua is a dumb bitch who isnt affected by cte because his brain already didnt work

>>150788718
Aren't those the meme standing tickets that don't come with a seat?

>>150788718
you'd have to pay me to go to miami in the 90º weather 80% humidity 1pm after last fucking week.
The nerve of them to then demand everyone wear white I'd wear black just to spite them despite the heat.

>>150787984
We have AJ Brown and DeVonta Smith so there’s no room for another star receiver anyways. It makes it kind of depressing when a great one is available because you know he can’t fit here so we’re never in the sweepstakes

>>150788648
That """man""" threw 6tds in a single game. Have you ever threw 6tds in a single game?

49ers vs Saints

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>>150788734
sources confirm this is accurate

>>150788718
That star just isn’t shining so bright anymore

The time has cum

redzone thread

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>>150786720
maybe if they didnt dump all of it into 40 y/o rodgers and his boy toy

do even try to win if youre mcdaniels knowing youre on the chopping block?

>>150788718
>costs more to park your car than to 8 tickets

yikes

>>150788814
Eagles fans are fucking pussies.

>>150788790
Yea no you’re right, my bad. I misread your first post or something and I didn’t get the sarcasm for some reason when I first replied. That’s on me, I’ll own that

>>150788847
You'd think if there was a chopping block it would've been after last season for grier and mcdaniel and ross said outright he's not firing either.
the real question is if you are the TEAM do you even try to win?
McDaniels will try to win. Not that it will do much good.

>>150788718
why do you want things to be more expensive? are you jewish?

Beat seahawks RB? Who was better? Shaun Alexander or Marshawn Lynch?

Ya seethe?

LETS FUCKING GO DOLPHINS ITS GAME TIME WE'RE GOING TO KILL THESE MOTHERFUCKERS FUCK THE PATRIOTS THEY ARE BITCHASS NORTHERNERS!

>>150788777
But imagine if you had aj brown and Justin jefferson lining up at the same time. Forget devonta Smith in that case. You guys fucked up.

I'm petting a dog.

>no Bengals-Jaguars game thread
Guess I'm staying here

>>150788945
Yeah but I got dub-trips and you got nothing so I think I’m right

>>150788946
you better pet that dog.

>>150788946
Dogs Rolled. Monsters Cold.

>>150788946
good for you, good for the dog. Blessings and enjoy your life

>>150788946
pics pls

>>150789004
calm down secret canadian

>>150788946
where do you get a dog?

>>150789032
dog garden duh

Where's the gamethread?

How legit are the Steelers?

>>150789032
I worked at a pet store when I was in high school and it’s unbelievable how cruel and evil they are. It should be illegal to sell dogs that way. They keep them in cages alone 24/7.

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>>150788996
>>150789004
>>150789032
Please keep it down he's sleeping and he's a tired boy

>>150789075
Their defense played like shit week 1 but should be better. Artie Smith // A-Rod combo seems to be a good fit. They'll be a dangerous playoff team if they can stay healthy.

>>150789075
They're owl bound

>>150789125
Gotta go to a breeder

Nathan peterman is possibly the worst qb in nfl history yet kept getting chances. Why?

Which teams are having a moment of silence for Charlie Kirk?

>>150789075
They will fall apart after week 10 when rodgers body breaks down tomlin will narrowly miss another losing season and coach another yeat

>>150789204
White privilege

>>150789032
Find a local animal shelter or rescue, a lot of places advertise through normiebook and shit too, don't go to a pet store or shitty breeder.

>>150788390
why is gen z so zesty?

>>150789204
Jamarcus Russell was worse

>>150789216
Cardinals but really it's quiet because no one is going to watch the fucking panthers play the cards

>>150789308
seriously. sick of these faggots

Does anyone have any stream site suggestions? My go-to sites are getting whacked

Ravens had the best safety of all time Ed Reed and the best LB of all time Ray Lewis

GG Jaguars, you win this one. I can already tell how this game is going to go.

Does anyone have a good streaming site, seems like all of my go-to's have shit the bed ever since the season started. I'm sure thats not a coincidence.

Is fox really using a transparent score box?

>>150789492
In their small sample size, the Ravens are probably the best drafting team in the league's history. Easily the best drafting team since their inception. Their ability to evaluate and develop talent is unmatched.

You could make a serious argument for
>Top 10 QB all time
>Best LT of all time
>Top 10 guard of all time
>Best MLB of all time
>Top 10 3-4 OLB of all time
>Best safety of all time

On their current roster they have numerous all-pros that they drafted like Jackson, Hamilton, and Humphrey. Wiggins is already a top 10 CB and will likely earn some all-pros in his career. If Kyle Hamilton continues on his path he'll probably finish his career as a top 10 safety all time, maybe even top 5.

The Ravens know something that literally no one else does.

>>150786688
>have backup job 100% guaranteed on the Ravens
>blow it up yourself
>cry racism
Has anyone ever seen Shadeur and Kaep in the same room

>>150789492
bellichick claims he couldnt have drafted reed but selected a TE at 21 while reed was on the board still.so idk wtf hes talking about.

>>150789435
Same here

>>150789492
Best safety is Ronnie Lott
best LB is LT

Tits gotta fire Callahan. This team is a dumpster fire

anyone getting no commentary on CBS for the dolphins game?

oddly hear everything normal but no commentators.

Rattler looked good on that first drive

>>150789693
Top 10 qb of all time? Lamar jackson? Absolutely not

Lions defense is fucking ass lmao

>>150789693
>Top 10 QB all time
Flacco isn't that good

It has literally always been rigged against us, suck off the bills more refs fucking garbage

How did the Titans go from being the number 1 seed in the AFC a few years ago to the joke they are now?

>>150789730
Imagine if the patriots had ed Reed on defense. Brady would have double digit rings

kek its already over

>>150789842
Watching the Dolphins is like nerve gas

>>150789669
>>150789435
>>150789736
https://tv.youtube.com/learn/nflsundayticket

>>150789965
Same for the Bengals. I'm tired of this gay ass team with the most greedy ownership in sports.

Kellen Moore needs to run the ball more. Niners look soft against the run so far.

>>150789791
Ed Reed > Ronnie lott
Ray Lewis > LT

id take Reed and Lewis over lott and LT any day. They were just on another level

>>150790018
Meanwhile the phins owner ross spends spends spends... and then puts his trust in grier mcdaniels and tua kek

espn shit the bed, how'd the jags get 7?

Wow. This game is unbelievable. The giants are a joke holy fuck

>>150790076
Hoping the phins shit the bed this season and draft a qb at this point. I think Tuas concussions are catching up to him. Hes damaged goods. Replace him. I dont give a fuck what happens to him after his career. Fuck his brain. Hes worthless to me now

that zesty nigga ref smilin his ass off calling penalties in this phins/pats game is hilarious

The Bungles are who we thought they were.
That Joe Burrow trade request in 2 years is going to hit that fanbase like a freight train

>>150790076
See you in Week 16 when our teams are battling for Top 10 draft picks.

>>150790120
Jaguars threw the ball all over the field for a 9 play scoring drive because the Bengals defense ALWAYS gives a 5 yard bubble around all receivers.

>spend all week saying Fields had such a good game while saying Danny dime’s was a fluke
>Bustin shows up
Kek

>>150790228
Brown family never trades players. They'd rather take the loss than do that. They'll simply let Burrow walk, who will immediately win an Owl. I fucking hate this team. Until the Brown family is ousted, they'll never win an Owl.

>>150790152
They can't draft until they get rid of some weight really because the oline still won't defend a qb.
>>150790235
based and sad and true

>the cbs broadcast is freaking the fuck out and losing audio/graphics and shitting the bed like the phins
pottery

Burrows going to the rams and winning 3 owls lmao

Mac Jones is ass

>>150790228
>>150790341
Who looks worse? Bengals or Jags?

what's this blocking technique called?

>>150790394
The Will Smith

>>150790394
lmao

>>150790394
Effective?

>Dak
Lmao

>>150789204
He probably had good worth ethic and that’s basically all they ask of for the 3rd string

>>150790394
The where's my money bitch

>guy's name is booty
>scores on phins defense that IS booty
hmm

>>150790375
Bengals.
Jags at least have a semblence of a defense.

>>150790375
The answer is always the Bengals, even if they play a shit team, like when they lost to fucking NE last year.

>>150790394
This guy got like 6 million flags thrown on him in a row during this drive. It was insane

>>150790394
Deacon jones slap but online

>patriots miss both extra points
uhhh are they just trolling?

>Naw dawg, I don't wanna be no hall of farmer's backup
>Imma be star on da browns
Lmao

>>150790394
Bitch please

I was sucking my Soho boyfriend's cock until 6AM, woke up late, anyone got the Jets score?

Vrabel gonna suplex their kicker at halftime

>>150790394
>GETCHO BITCHASS OFFA ME

I can confidently say that the Saints are NOT the worst team in the league

MAC VICK

>>150790626
Thank you based Dolphins

>cbs broadcast so fucked you can't even hear the bullshit ref penalties
kek

Patty Cuckitini

Jake Moody>>>>>>Borregales

WHY DID THEY ADD RED BORDERS TO REDZONE?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>150790677
>he doesn't mute the broadcast on a 5 second delay and listen to local sports radio
based retard

AND WITH THE 1ST OVERALL PICK, THE MIAMI DOLPHINS SELECT

>fans sarcastically cheering a first down in miami
KEK
>>150790721
Local sports radio sucks here. They ruined it.

>>150790716
To make the zone red?

>>150790724
Nico Iamaleava. Quarterback, UCLA

>>150790724
Nah the phins will somehow go 8-9 just because it is the best way to fuck themselves.

>>150790724
Im hoping for arch manning. Want to get that GOAT blood in Miami.

>>150790724
Archie Man

>>150790777
>why yes I want to draft the biggest college bust in history

>>150790724
As long as they don't select Drew Allar or John Mateer, I'll be happy.

>>150787929
Why the fuck would I want to watch the Swifties play Kensington Ave. Fuck off

>>150790739
shit sorry anon, AM550 is an eternal godsend for the 716 area

>fuck joe buck
>fuck collinsworth
tirico is based though

>>150790724
Lanorris Sellers is the best qb in this upcoming draft so probably him

>>150790776
Have you seen him play so far? He's absolute dogshit. There are D2 QBs better than him.

Wilson is actually looking pretty good

>>150786683
the end of this webm exemplifies this statement.

>>150790828
>what is Tua
isn't that what they always do?
isn't that why they're in the spot they've been in last 5 years?

>>150790716
they have to shrink the broadcasts because the ticker tape might clip the scorebugs
this makes the sides of the broadcast bordered with black bars

>>150790867
He beat San Jose State though...

>>150790828
Yeah when you put it that way he's going to the Browns

ALLEN HEEMED

>>150790846
You mean Garrett Nussmeier

How did the 49ers get this kicker curse?

>>150790883
I love black bars. I take my wife to one every Friday. Go Chiefs.

BASED TRUBISKEY
TRUBISKEY CHADS WE ARE SO BACK

>>150789216
Black people are not going to be silent because they are naturally loud and they are getting revenge for people not taking a knee for George Floyd

>>150790867
Its literally in his DNA. Hes going to breakout any day now. He doesn't look that bad. Ive seen worse.

>trevor finally looks good and scores a TD
>then throws an int

lol, lmao even

>>150790869
If only he could play the shit defense of a broken team every week.

>>150790905
>>150790968
44% completion against fucking UTEP. He's a D2 QB at best.

>>150790934
Comedy!

>>150791027
Too soon come on leave Charlie alone

>>150790828
miami has tua though
>>150790839
I'm west coast, phins were the football team in florida when i was a kid so that is who I picked. Stupid me wanted to be a marine biologist kek

we have a kicker problem in the game of football, bunch of mental midgets

>>150790828
Jamarcuss Russell was the biggest bust

bengals jags game is good but no game thread?

every third down
EVERY FUCKING THIRD DOWN THERES A JETS FLAG
JUST GIVE THEM THE GAME WHATS THE POINT IN PRETENDING YOU ARENT JERKING THEM OFF CUNTS

>>150791190
Ryan Leaf, Jamarcus actually won some games

It is hurtful to use vpns to troll people in gamethreads.
Everyone knows tuastan killed himself months ago.

>>150791190
>>150791254
You misunderstood. They were good in college at least, Arch is dogshit in college while being the most overhyped prospect ever.

>need to go to the medical tent because of a nosebleed

KWAB

>34 words to call a simple play
Why? There's no need for this, and why all plays get hiked with <5 seconds on the play clock.

>>150791276
Matt Leinart?

>>150791323
A play is formation, route concepts, protection, motion, and snap count. Kinda hard to get all of that really concise .

>>150790394
the AYO FUCK YOU NIGGA

>>150791329
Arch was being called the future NFL GOAT when he was a junior in HS. He has an entire offense of 4 & 5 * players and he can't complete 50% against UTEP. If it wasn't for his name, he'd be benched already.

Yeah my bengies defense is worst in the league easily
Making the jags look like the prime chiefs

>>150791276
Greatness is in his blood. Its in his DNA. he will develop into a great nfl qb. College is irrelevant.

>>150791421
Sorry, the Dolphins exist.

>>150791375
Sure you can. It used to be a simple play call because you'd know that has all that baked into it. It wasn't 5 words to tell you there's motion, you just knew because that's what the play was.

>>150791418
Goddamn...

>>150791421
Liam Cohen is a great offensive mind. I believe in him to at least have his side of the ball become a well oiled machine

>>150791418
Based 'ynthia my wife

>>150791405
He is a future nfl goat give him time to develop

>>150791496
It's not even just that. Bengals can't pressure, cover, or even tackle to save their lives

>>150791496
Bad play call by Ben Johnson

>>150791513
>>150791418
now post her face without 90 pounds of make up.

Burrow just shaking his head after every play because his o-line is godawful.

WITH THE 1ST PICK IN THE NFL DRAFT, THE CINCINNATI BENGALS SELECT

How are my Jetties doing?

I'm starting to think that Purdy and Jimmy G are the only QBs worth a damn Kyle Shanahan ever had.

>>150791719
Jamarr over Sewell was a mistake

Burrow just went down non contact. Bengals season is over

>>150791798
I've said that and will continue to say that forever

>>150791798
No, they should have traded Higgins for an above average lineman & picks. They should also actually hire scouts instead of having 7 total, which is less than 1/3 of what the league average is.

football

Another year where Josh sits every 4th and people cry about his stats

>burrow ded
do they still have that backup with that slut for a wife? The one that showed up to the games in a skin-tight catsuit?

Oh fuck, Malik Nabers had to be revived with cpr

>picked Cowboys in my survivor league

I'm so fucked

Joey Glass strikes again

>>150792065
They'll win the second half

I think Burrow is just trying to get out of the game already. He knows the O-Line is shit and doesn't want to spend all game getting murdered. Best to just stay down and sit this one out.

The most obvious time to throw a flag in the game hit him well after the slide but no flag
guess you have to be patrick mahomes to get that call

>>150792044
Yeah

That Jags receiver pussied out and let it get intercepted instead of making a play on the ball.

Bears OLine needs to be buck broken

>>150791967
yeah...

>>150792173
that post was implying that someone should post the webm

>REFS YOU SUCK
chant in Tennessee Reffies collecting another easy W

This 1 o'clock window is fucking WOEFUL today

Herbert might win MVP by default

travis hunter wearing QB sleeves mean he's gonna be a bust

They think I'm cute
I know I'm zesty
I got the looks
That drive the boys wild
I got the moves
That really move them
I send shivers up and down their spine
I'm just a zesty boy
(Zesty boy)
I'll be your boy toy
(Zesty boy)

Top 5 pick incoming bros :)

JOEY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

What happened to Burrow? I dont have the stream up

might kill myself

>>150792400
O-Line is the worst in the NFL and keeps getting murdered behind it. No different from other years, really.

>>150792063
What happened to him?

>>150792379
Hehehe...... Caleb do be like that

>>150792400
don't know myself, just that it was non contact

>>150792400
non contact injury to his leg, left the game and went to the locker room

>>150792400
terminal homosexuality

>>150792400
Achilles or acl

CeeDee Lamb is such a low IQ nigger what the FUCK ARE YOU DOING

>>150792520
cool it with the redundancy anon

Yea that Burrow trade request is hitting at the end of the season

>>150792361
He deserves it. If herbert had a better defense he would have made some deep playoff runs by now. If he had better receivers or if he had a better OL Justin herbert would have a ring by now. If you put herbert on the eagles or chiefs those would have been his rings. This is our year though. I have a feeling. Chargers are going all the way. This team looks elite on both sides of the ball

why didn't the seahawks call a timeout after 2nd down?

>>150792486
He was grabbing his ankle or foot

>>150792600
Herbert had a defensive genius as head coach. Those years of losing are all on Herbert.

>>150792579
I hope he goes somewhere good and he takes chase with him. Both of them are being wasted in Cincinnati

Jesus Christ, the Bengals can't tackle at all. 2 missed tackles gave Jas receiver an extra 23 yards.

>>150792400
this happened

>>150792620
macdonald was trained by harbaughs he never learned how to manage a game

>>150792647
The defensive players were the problem not the coach. If herbert had a better supporting cast around him he'd have a much more successful career by now. He isnt the problem

>>150792638
Achilles

>>150792699
huh? he barely touched him and his ankle didn't twist in any weird direction

>>150792751
That's why he's known as glass joe.

>>150792751
joey doesn't wanna play anymore. can't blame him.

Jags please. We could be up by so many points.

Oh, thank fuck for the review.

Another one

>>150792699
uh oh i smell achilles

>>150792801
bengals arent winning this with jake browning anon i think youre good

>>150792838
I grin from ear to ear every time Williams proves that he's dogshit

Every year my dad drafts a bears receiver on his fantasy team because *bears current qb* has to get better this year and they have to throw to someone and every year *bears current qb* and the receiver he doesn't pick gets twice the yards and targets

Who's a bigger bust at this point, gayleb or lawrence

>>150792775
>known as glass joe.
>dont spend money on Oline or decent backup QB

>>150792884
>guy who has been given every chance in life to succeed finally does something with it
whoopdy doo.

>>150792838
Tyson Bagent would NEVER

>>150792893
His offensive line is what's dogshit in this game. Constant false starts, holding, and even fucking facemasks.

>>150792903
Lawrence just because of sample size. I have no doubt Caleb will out do him as a bust though.

>>150792903
Caleb still has a chance to develop into a decent qb. TLaw is hopeless.

>>150792884
That's how a white man throws a TD

>>150792884
White-bros we're back

>>150792903
Serious people knew Gayleb was going to be shit. People thought Lawrence had a chance until he got drafted by the Jags

>>150792903
Caleb isn't a bust thoughbeit

>>150792884
MINE EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY OF THE TRAMPLING AT THE ZOO

Did anybody get a pic or webm of the extremely hot redhead they showed after the saints touchdown?

>>150793018
he is, and always has been

>>150793044
But enough about you

>>150792995
I watched USC in college a lot and it was like Josh Rosen, obvious to me he didn't have it between the ears to make it in the NFL.

>>150793079
awww wittle bearsies fan gonna cwwwy? awwww.

>>150793095
Wow that's racist

I was having anonymous gay buttsex when I heard my QB Joe Burrow got injured. Is he alright?

>>150793044
What a fucking faggot lmao

Bengals are going to trade the #1 Overall Pick to whoever wants to draft a QB, and then they'll take the most mid O-lineman possible so they keep sucking ass.

new thread

>>150793389
>>150793389
>>150793389

>>150792647
>staley
>defensive genius
Good one