Thread 150789132

3-0 (Foden 18', Haaland 53' 68')

anime cunny

i dont think a new goalkeeper will save united

>>150789132 (OP)
Say what you want but Manchaster is still rebuilding. They need at least 2-3 years to play well. Anyone thinking they will win today was a fool. This is a game for us to adjust, not to dominate, there are other more important matches to play.

/mug/s don't hit the same when they're just so shit all the time

watching Maguire bolt it at full speed after another pass has slipped by him is never not funny

First for Kang Haerin

I GOT A FEELING

Manure need to sign some more BAMEs

Foden and Doku need to be sold they are fucking trash

/mug/ status?

KINO /MUG/ today

I feel sorry for de ligt. He's the only good united defender.

Is DSL at the game?

>>150789132 (OP)
jover

need a goalkeeper, midfielder and striker.

buy two number 10s and a striker. play number 10 you don't need anymore as midfielder instead of selling him for 100million

Fire up the /mug/

>Escapes /mug/ hell to south Italy with Conte, Kevin De Bruyne and Scott McTominay

He made it out bro’s

today is a good day for the /mug/chads :)

>>150789199
ffs soogs got me acting up

miss me yet?

3-0 at the barn, man u got **bucketed**

>>150789181
SEXO

>>150789174
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

1 more goal and United end up in 15th again KEKEKEEKEK

Need a Haatrick from the ogre here

>>150789227
good lad

>>150789199
soogs looks really cute here

How do you fix Man u?

Mbeumo, Coutinho, and Sesko are all shit.

Not too disappointed, we played well and showed lots of positives. Amorim is still our man.
We go again at Chelsea

Yanited is so shit man
Just put a Tall King like me upfront and play 442, Im literally available Ratcliffe

reminder that poonited could've sold Bruno for 100M and got 300k/week+ off the books

Jim Rat has truly surpassed the Glazerbergs

>>150789174
you're a fucking idiot

wow i've never seen the manchester city fans bounce like that

>>150789227
Being around Conte for any length of time negates the positives.

>in an alternate universe united listens to ole's pleading to sign haaland before people even know who he is

could have even left him loaned out

>>150789233
>erik ten tagen

Lads.. how is this happening.. Amorim told us Garnacho was the problem..

>>150789181
shes perfect

Man United had a better team last year honestly

>>150789227
So happy for him. He didn't deserve that toxic fucking shit environment

ROME WA SNOT BUILD IN A DAY! we ALL, I repeat WE ALL back Ruben Amorim #MainooOut #MoreWingbacks

TESKOS SHITE BRAND

/MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUG/

Are the United fans singing that amorim song as they leave em masse?

>>150789227
Based

BOSS

>>150789305
many have been thinking this

>>150789272
we don't

they still haven't paid the price for their refballing wins in the 90s-00s

>just 5 weeks ago he was proclaiming United were BACK and would challenge for the title

Why do Sky still employ him?

Why do people still think he is le intellectual pundit?

>>150789280
hes trying that with maguire up front most games

was sesko really this shit in bundes, is he a fraud?

WE NEED TO ORGANISE MASSIVE PROTESTS AGAINST THE GLAZERS YAHNITEDSISTERS...

>>150789233
Maybe United can put in a competitive offer with Leverkusen to get him bac...

Oh...

>>150789287
I take it as a compliment from you

Oh well I get to see Shillbridge, Flying Pig, Snasneed, Rantz & Bantz, Irish Mong and a few other YT mongs sneed.

at least they won the transfer window la

>Worst manager in your history
>3-0 at your rivals
>Sing his name endlessly
What causes this?

>>150789212
At least Big Harry is trying, nobody else cares.

>>150789286
>Bruno
>£100m
Not even the Saudis were paying that.

>>150789280
Bet you don't even cost $50M+
They are not interested

We're almost there, /mug/bros.

>>150789346
every studio needs a clown, it was Robbie Savage for the longest time at BBC

>>150789272
That jiggle on the thighs in the first few seconds...waow

haaland is the best player in the world right

>>150789347
>was sesko really this shit in bundes, is he a fraud?
is he still on?

>they are playing Chelsea next week
THE MUG SHALL LIVE ON FOREVER AND EVER LADS

>>150789346
didnt neville predict united qualify for the CL?

A fucking reindeer.

I CANT SCORE

Reindeers and Silva are absolute shit

>>150789347
Yea, theres a reason they failed to qualify for Europe last season, without Simons they would have dropped even further
Sesko is only good when playing counter attack football

>>150789383
get in there Irish lad

>>150789177
>/mug/s don't hit the same when they're just so shit all the time
bullshit. they actually stack in enjoyability with repetition

>>150789227
>leaves manure
>starts scoring again
Many such cases!

>>150789174
Fantastic bait

REINDEER IS SO SO SHIT. APOLOGISE TO ME FAGGOTS.

another bruno masterclass in a big game

>>150789377
>Worst manager in your history
Amorim hasn't got them relegated. Yet, anyway.

i can't score

>>150789403
There are still 34 games to play

>Looking this weak against the worst manchester city team in a long time
lmao

kwabders

>Hojlund-banging in goals
>McTominay-banging in goals
>Anthony-icon of Betis
>Bruno-sucks
>Sesko-does nothing
>Mbueno-bald

>>150789393
Yes but we're not allowed to admit that because he's white and a number 9

citeh taking the piss

pep gonna prevent yet another haaland hattrick

>>150789437
Should have taken the Arab money.

>>150789427
both are good
when they lose 3-0 and all hope is drained from their customers
and when they lose 1-0 with a late OG or penalty when they deserved to win

AND I LIKE IT, I LIKE IT, I LIKE IT, I LIKE IT
I LA-LA-LA-LIKE IT, LA-LA-LA-LA
HERE WE GOOOOOOOOO
/MUG/ING ALL OVER THE WORLD

>>150789403
Whomst?

#amorimout

How the fuck is maguire still playing for yanited

>>150789427
Just wish that nazi cunt would hold off until the end of the game

get Southgate in before christmas, united relegated.

>>150789346
You'll learn that stuff like SkySports and Talksports etc are all scripted. For example, Gyokeres doesn't score against United, so Skysports and Talksports say he's shit and a flop. Scores two goals against Leeds and they go silent. Doesn't score against Liverpool so they start talking about how he's a flop and so on. Scores against Forest. This repeats because Arsenal fans are a large % of the population so you get loads of views and comments and shares. Now if you say United are back when they're shit, you can write stories and scripts over why. If they do well, you can write stories and scripts over why.

It's all scripted. Very few of them have their own opinion and it's all about enagement and bait. Because now you'll have people going
>Haha Neville is a mong haha idiot haha United are back haha yeah right!
Etc. Money.

Does any of you faggots want to JERK OFF together to foot sluts on webcam?

Yes. It is going to be pretty fucking gay.
We will have our meats out, rock hard, balls fully exposed, glistering tip from precum, we'd lube it up or spit on them and WANK and MOAN and TALK DIRTY about whores' feet. Then we'd COOM together and comment on our loads.

Chuds need not apply. Drop your kik/disc/Sesh if you are serious and want to shoot SERIOUS ropes with another fellow feet GOONER.

Pic related. This is the kind of FOOT PROSTS we're going to WANK to. Loud, vulgar, retaded bimbos with hot toes.

>>150789297
Garnacho's a literal retard who managed to cost Chelsea 2 points on his debut despite only being on the pitch for 15 minutes.

so this a lie, mug bros

manure are just target practice

Crazy thing is that next week, Arsenal will probably batter Man City

>>150789481
occasionally pops in with the 94th min winner against relegation fodder

>>150789481

punished maguire has actually been kinda kino

>>150789499
>>>/lgbt/

neville at valencia had a better record than amorim at utd

>>150789403
Who's this semen demon?

>>150789459
McTominay and Yamal are the best players in the world, Haaland is the best striker and goalscorer in the world.

>>150789524
most talented footballer at the club no joke

cant

BIG ZIRK

Haalingz had a 10/10 game

>ALL MY /MUG/GERS /MUG/S
>/MUG/GER HEIL /MUG/LER

>>150789346
if you think neville is bad, go watch talkSHIT and Gabby Agbonlahor. He's so fucking clueless it isn't even funny. Can't even get basic stats right.

This isn't even funny to me anymore I just feel bad now for Manure. They're so shit it's unreal like making fun of a paralyzed down syndrome

What was fodens goal like? Anyone got a webum?

dorgu is a championship player

>>150789541
>>150789475
emma jones

>-3 goal difference
>after 4 (FOUR) matches

>>150789550
What a useless shitter

They really need some manager who is going to play basic, boring football and get some results. The players themselves aren't bad (with exceptions).

>>150789403
Women shouldn’t be allowed to look like this

>>150789567
Ye but everybody knows Agbonlahor is a retard, some people act like Gary Neville is a smart pundit

>>150789571
zesty. moist. full of rizz

>>150789567
Simon Jordan is the only one worth listening to on that shit station. They've got fucking Jamie O'Hara as one of their main hosts ffs.

>>150789557
BIG CATSHIT

>>150789570
can't relate

grew up watching the cunts transparently rig the league and brag about it

Relegation looms for Yanited

theyre really gonna get rellied huh...

>>150789550
fuck me that defence carved wide open again

they are a shambles

>>150789227
Napoli will 100% play and be competitive at the UCL this season as well. While manure....

>>150789591
>manager who is going to play basic, boring football and get some results

Yanited should embrace the chaos and hire Mourinho again or Big Sam

>>150789571
Dogu masterclass dribble and cross in to a perfectly placed Fodes header. Not bad, 8/10

>>150789550
>De Ligt
His agent must be a fucking miracle worker

khusanov dropping a masterclass

>>150789538
Mimi :)

Is that Zidane or Mainoo in the Yahnited midfield? I can't tell...

we back

>>150789633
imagine these fat cunts under jose

sesko bros...

>>150789617
Need this

Big Zirk IN

>

>>150789132 (OP)
Sack Amorim. Give it to Big Sam til end of season

>>150789591
Ten Hag played basic, boring football. So did Rangnick. So did Mourinho. So did Van Gaal. They've tried every kind of manager at this point. The club is simply cursed and will spend 100 years paying for the evils of the Fergie years.

>>150789633
Big Sam is DEEPLY senile now, I saw him at some literally who podcast and it was honestly sad. Head shaking, slurring, weak voice. From being such a powerful presence it was really shocking

>>150789473
>>150789177
the best mugs were the ones where their fans thought they were back after going on a 2 game winning streak and then they would go and lose against fulham

>>150789571
CM Foden unlocked

>>150789633
I wouldn’t put it past them, honestly. They aren’t a football club, they are a money making machine. Just think of the number of social media activations you’d get from bringing Mou back

>>150789227
He will outscore Sesko by 10+ goals this year. Sesko is a 7 goals a year striker in the prem- the Slovenian Vlahovic.

mbuemo has had like 20 chances and wasted them all

BIG ZIRK

>>150789654
Lol he got mantits

>>150789576
>emma jones
That brings up some blonde bitch.

>>150789667
Give it Rooneh

forgot mainoo was on the pitch

>>150789481
zoomer bant tier take.

THEY took this away from you

>>150789616
where they really that obnoxious? I heard that a few times but it doesn't feel like such a thing Man Utd would do...well, at least as far as I know, that is.

>>150789676
link?

MOST FUCKING BORING DERBY EVER


NO RIVALRY NO THRILL ITS JUST SO FUCKING BORING EVERY YEAR SAME FUCKING RESULTS
FUCK THE EPL

you know it's bad when ngubu is your star player

>need goals
>take off your expensive new striker
amorim is finished

>>150789672
>They've tried every kind of manager at this point.
Except a good one

>>150789726
NO
YOU CANT JUST FUCKING SAY THIS
HE IS THE 2ND BEST TEENAGER IN EUROPE

>The Gary Neville Podcast

Anybody listening to that should be chemically castrated

>>150789666
keked and checked

>>150789676
Maybe the pints of wine wasn't a great move health wise

should've been 5

>>150789667
Bring back Solskjaer or Mourinho for maximum kino

>>150789726
Didn't even know he came on

>>150789635
He's literally just a Dutch Maguire. Signing him just so they could bench the actual Maguire was bizarre.

>>150789726
It's not Mainoo, it's literally the next Zidane.

>>150789707
Why the FUCK has it been years since this has happened to me

>>150789683
>moral victory against arsenal
>draw to a good fulham side

>big 3-2 win against burnley

CHOKE

>>150789744
There are no good derbies in Englisch first division, they are all boring
You have to look in lower divisions

>>150789132 (OP)
Mbueno couldn't finish a wank

>>150789743
can't find the specific vid but he's on this channel
https://www.youtube.com/@NoTippyTappyFootball

>>150789769
they know the club and can put an arm around the shoulder

lmao not even an accidental goal there
kino

>Mbueno

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Of course instant Neville cope

How the fuck did he miss hahahahahahaha

>>150789633
They unironically needed another season from Mourinho even if it was just to clearout the rest of the shit (Pogba etc) and have a reset, even if he was going

They got rid of him before he finished the job that would have given them a decent platform at least, if not a bit more progression

Lmao Tesco is 004

I AM SO FUCKIN FAT

If united don't pull one back in the next couple of minutes, this match is over.

what the fuck is amad thinking there

>>150789666
wtf IS THIS REAL???

>can't even score a deflection
c'est fini

>>150789812
brian try shooting on target please

Was it Pogba with the voodoo shit?

>>150789132 (OP)
should have been 6-0 or 5-0 but city is too king

feel sad for MBOOMO, he looks like he still cares and hasn't succumbed to the Utd lethargy

How the fuck is his arse so round, I squat daily and don't have cake like that

LADS IM RUNNING OUT OF FRESH MBEUMOS TO POST HOW MANY CAN HE MISS

the last 5 minutes prove me that united can beat anybody.

>>150789733
What episode from Impractical Jokers is this?

manchester (you)nited fans be like
>baboo memepatoo for only 150 silly marks, THIS will be the one

>>150789833
>looks like a younger scarjo
Whomstve

United missed 2 open goals and Neville is running cope for both, incredible

Casemiro looks like me sucking in my gut in front of the ladies.

how did that not go in

>>150789672
Van Gaal had an awful squad, Mourinho did play "boring football"...but he was the most successful Man Utd manager they have had since the Ferguson era, Rnagnick got fucked by player power and Ten Hag was doing money laundering.

>>150789786
No thanks english football is boring im watching serieass

I CAN'T

>>150789795
thx

>0-0
>go for a dump
>3-0
wtf happened?

>>150789840
zest supplements

>>150789833
whomst

>>150789879
>Ten Hag was doing money laundering.

And no one cared, wild

>>150789879
amorin is a West Ham reject

I CAN'T SCORE

starting to think united players are just shit

just hit 70 farming

>>150789891
>>go for a dump
>>3-0
>wtf happened?
sounds like piles. a shit shouldnt take 50 minutes

>>150789882
good cross by rashford though

>>150789676
why'd you pick bulgaria for your vpn?

SACKED IN THE MOOOORNING

>>150789867
Msfire post boob job

>>150789879
Imagine if they had kept Rangnick and given him the Sporting Director role

>United customers leaving early

Neville: Uhh... err... Can't blame them err best fans in the world mate

>>150789879
Mou's season when VAR was just introduced has been the most fraudulent and blatantly rigged season I've seen in my life.

imagine paying 100 euros for a ticket only to leave early

this match needs a 95' united penalty to really tie it all together

>>150789840
Blacks have big fat arses

>>150789867
>>150789898
Emily Taylor apparently.

>>150789972
>100 €
Anon …

Haaland really not improving on the allegations that he only scores against pathetic bottom feeders today

Amorim just needs more time

>>150789970

long way home innit

>>150789972
>100 euros

Away PL tickets are capped at £30

>>150789972
Most top six English fans are like this

and Poomorim is STILL not going to change shit

>>150790012
kek

>>150789132 (OP)
Gary Neville sounds like he's gonna top himself

>>150789393
Too old
Nowadays if youre not a 18yo superstar people dont care about you

>>150789920
>>150789797
>>150789760
>>150789638
>brown thirdies hatewatching
every time kek

>>150790001
rare decent yank banter

>>150789970
I really hate how we're stuck with Neville on any United game and Carragher on any Liverpool game, fucking infuriating to listen to that kind of bias constantly

>>150790001
KWAB

>>150790032
they're doing well now desu

MUbros, why are you running?

>>150789972
prawn sandwich brigade as keane calls them

how many more losses before amorim's gone? lol, they've never showed any signs of improvement

Man City 3-0 Man Utd

Sky Sports' Gary Neville:

"There have been times when I have seen United lose this type of match when I feel angry.

"I just feel nothing, which is even worse.

>>150789881
Blame arabs for turning the premier league into a soulless corporate dreg.

>0.88 xG
unlucky lads

>>150790075
He has to go after this surely

>>150790049
on days like today the pain is worth it

he's totally done

>>150790075
reported for hate speech, the bobbies should be knocking any minute!

>>150790075
can you imagine his early termination fee? He could probably buy a team with that

I remember when Frankie Boyle predicted Man City will be 3-0 up against Man Utd within 10 years, but he got it wrong, he said they'd be winning in the champions league

they're showing ratcliffe, it's over for amorim

incoming maguire hattrick

Who should be the new manager of United?

>>150789609
Simon Jordan is just a man who ate a theasaurus but he does have some good points. He lost me, however, when he was doing a segment about the 115 charges like two years ago and said something like
>Oh this will take 5+ years because even if the PL made a decision it'll go to CAS
But the 115 is SPECIFICALLY a case where they CANNOT go to CAS on the decision which is why it's so important. He claims to be this big knowledgable guy because he owned CP (and went bankrupt with it lol lmao) but he doesn't even know the basics about situations before talking.

So why did Sesko choose United over Newcastle? Does he not realize what a shitty move that was? Or does he hate his career?

>>150789499
Chelseabro here, sign me up

>>150790096
Brits love arabs, it will never happen

>>150789966
Ten Hag vetoed the idea and forced him out. Another part of his great legacy.

>>150790065
>all those united "fans" too ashamed to wear united colours

>>150790080

i know that exact feeling

since arsenal was the first one i had a tiny bit of hopium so when they lost like that i was mad as fuck

now the hopium has quickly deflated so i can go back to normal

why does reindeers think he's that guy

>>150790125
he realises now

>>150790118
Lol'd

>>150790124
>theasaurus

thesaurus, even. typed quickly and misspelled.

>>150790124
>He claims to be this big knowledgable guy because he owned CP

>stadium half empty already
truly the shittest derby in the country

tijani is so ass

>>150790130
This is a grown man, dressed like a slob

>>150790102
managers are quite cheap to dispose of

if you're big jim/glazers it also takes the heat off you too for another few years so a worthwhile investment whilst they continue to rinse the club

its not as if it comes out of their pockets anyway

Lmao Neville copium

Reminder Gary Neville had this United side top 4 this season.

>>150790122
one person can't fix this. they need to bring back ten hag, ole and mou as co managers

>>150790185
>not even a booking
one of the gayest derby matches ever

>>150790047
>he doesn't know
aww, so cute

>>150789633
Manure and Fraudinho getting relegated together would be the peak of banter desu

>>150790219
>mou for defense, ole for attack and ten hag for midfield
hire this man

>>150790140
>tfw you have to irremediably sack at least 200 more employees on Monday

>>150790140
united literally turning him into this

>>150790149
Dutch arrogance.

>>150790181
I did it on purpose but in case you don't know, CP = Crystal Palace.

FULL TIME

>>150787514
>>150787514
>>150787514
/mug/

>>150790204
>thingken about those jobless dinner ladies

Miss me?

bring back James Ernest Mangnall

SACKED IN THE MORNING

>>150790204
Fuck he's aged a lot in such a short time

>>150790241
let pancho alone, he bet cartel money on poonited winning and now he's on the run

>>150790275
Every day. Penaldo fucked him over.

>>150787514
>>150787514
THE PARTY BEGINS

>>150790278
kek

>>150790275

unironically

>Tarping the entire upper tier of a stand in a derby against your biggest rivals.
Soulless

Goldbridge said United could get 5th this season. If they lose to Chelsea next week then they're screwed. But the argument would be
>We've played all the big boys by then so we can get points against the lessers
Such a shame Liverpool are going to go unbeaten and win the league because PGMOL have clearly been told United can't improve even with them in their pocket.

>>150790278
thought it was good old Adolf from the thumbnail

>Neville deflecting by bringing up Hatton
Fucking kek

>>150790281
>manager to watch
he was right in fairness

hmm

>>150790275
He just got sacked from Kebabospor as well. Is it time for another comeback?

happy days /mug/bros

>>150790367
>when you think about all those tap-ins you could score if you were still on the field

>>150790130
me waiting for my takeaway

>>150790423
>POV: youre a black man in europe

>>150790385
Love Soogs' eyes

>>150790318
kek the 'lessers' see united as a likely 3 points these days and go at them which they can't handle

>>150790130
Average United customer

>>150790130
I literally know this man

>>150792281
Is he a proper muglad?

>>150789181
hanni a best

>>150789181
>>150793354
My beautiful naturally bogged daughterwife, Hyein.

>>150793354
HELLO AUBAMEYANG

>>150793005
Believe it or not he's legally blind, you'd have to be to support them I guess