Thread 150793389

>>150793389 (OP)
>Burro

Bengals are going to trade the #1 Overall Pick to whoever wants to draft a QB, and then they'll take the most mid O-lineman possible so they keep sucking ass.

Goddamn I hate this organization

>>150793443
>posts it again

Does Mike Brown really?

How do I get the Joe Burrow cut? Do I just go to the barber and say give me the Joey B?

Reminder that the kiwi was mugged and hospitalized in the searing summer of 2017.

https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/149938577/#q149941549

>>150793491
looooooooooooooool

Name a bigger flame out in the modern era.

BUNGLES SEASON OFFICIALLY OVER

>>150793491
Mike Brown ONLY cares about profits. Biggest penny pincher of any sport.

>>150793491
ever wonder why they don't pay their linemen? linemen jerseys don't sell in the shop.

>>150793549
he'll get picked up by the rams and win a ring next season so he'll be fine

>>150793585
I seen a Garett Bolles jersey in the wild.

>>150793491
The players pay for their own Gatorade at practices kek

toe injury

joe hurttoe

I just sharted because of that TeSlaa catch...

>>150793630
At least you'd be able to pick what flavor you get. What's /nfl/s favorite Gatorade flavor?
>For me, it's lime cucumber.

>>150793626
one (1)

Joe "reddit" Burrow

>>150793682
He's #72 actually.

>>150793427
that's a surprisingly good throw

>bengals imploding
>dolphins ready to clean house
>chargers stock rising
>eagles SB champs
Did anyone expect this from the 2020 qb class?

>>150793675
Blue
>but it's actually called-
Blue, give me the blue one.

RIP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9V78UbdzWI

>>150793732
Yeah, a bunch of soft ass zoomers.

I took the Sunday ticket pill and now I have ADD

Closeted

Burrow better come back in the second half. The one time I bet on his lame ass and he punks the fuck out.

If the Bengals were smart and Mike Brown wasn't a retard, they'd trade Hendrickson at the deadline for picks, O-lineman, or literally any defensive player.

>>150793800
Christchads have them seething this week.

>>150793800
He has the gayface.

Based Andy Reid eating chili dogs with the people instead of getting ready for the game.

>>150793862
It’s the mouth.

>>150793720
Rattler has made some good throws over the past couple weeks

Why couldn't this game be played in Philly? I don't want to see a bunch of kansass shitty faggots for 3 hours crying to reffies because mutthomes got sneezed on.

>>150793788
>>150793804
Imagine if Burrow played in the 80s

Another year where Josh sits every 4th and people cry about his stats

>>150793427
look at rattler with the touch throw
growing stronger

>>150793917
Pretty much every starting QB today would be dead if they played in the 80s.

Soon.

I stopped watching the Bills game after Josh got 2 TDs off of flag existed drives. He went 3 & out for each drive but it got extended by the refs.

Where is the anon that said the Jags wont lose to Browning? Never doubt the Jags ability to lose.

>>150793982
Can't wait

Zesty

What the fuck was that? Davante was being held the entire time

Another overhyped qb bites the dust. What other bust is going to the cuckshed tonight?

>>150794038
Ain't seen nothin'

How many (((rain delays))) today? Weather is looking kinda iffy in the Midwest today...

hol up hol up

dubs and ref crashes out and hits a coach

>>150794119
>>150794035
unironic humiliation ritual, I'm sure Taylor and her PR team told him this would be real cute

>>150793483
I know these are large dudes and there's a lot of force involved but I don't even see how that results in a serious injury. That was a pretty routine tackle. Maybe Burrow is just unlucky or playing behind a dogshit o-line aged him rapidly or something but this kind of shit can't keep happening. This is Jimmy Garropolo-tier shit

>>150794119
what a fag

>>150794035
Is it shitty outfit day or what?

>>150793982
>>150794014
samefag
>>150794150

so we're going to pretend like this isn't the 2nd game in a row the Chiefs have to play the Eagles without their WR1 and WR2. For a pass heavy offense that's huge, it's like a run happy team like the Eagles losing both RBs.

>>150794119
This is gayer than me, and I tripcode on weekdays while hanging out in san fran bath houses

>>150794127
WE DEM REFFIES
>WE DEM REFFIES
WE DEM REFFIES
>WE DEM REFFIES
WE DEM REFFIES
>WE DEM REFFIES

>>150794007
Browning is good

And just like that, Rodgers is out of the MVP conversation

>>150794119
>gets bitch slapped by chargers
>comes out zesty next game

>>150794178
>low-cut shirt
what the fuck is wrong with these bitches?

classic mccorkle

I need the

WE OUT HERE PEPE

plz

ill paypal you crypto plz

>muttschizo is still crying
kwab, go take a nap, sweetie.

>>150794035
Mogged by Devonta

>>150793389 (OP)
Pat bros

>>150794035
KWAB

>>150794224
Pure uncut Colombian cocaine

Wait what happened to burrow

>>150793491
What a cheap ass nigga

>>150794292
Ankle shattered like the rest of him already has

>>150794292
sacked because fuck o-lines and got a toe booboo

>>150794292
busted bussy

>>150794292
He got buck broken

I heard Burrow's pussy broke is that true chat?

>>150794325
There were a lot retarded Chargers fans who Nabers over Alt

>>150794350
He got plonked ngl he needs some ice on that thing fr

>>150794292
Too many pre game bussy stretches, suffered a hyper extension during the game

I don't trust these motherfuckers

>>150793491
>bungholes

Sure has been fun being a Packers fan lately. Thank you Jerry.

>>150794035
he's jumping ship to the english premier league

Will burrow or tua have shorter careers than luck?

>>150794292
He got booty'd

>>150794178
Why is Hurts dressing like my mom

my brownies deserve better

>>150794119
>>150794178
>>150794263
>big tough NFL players
>zestier then prison niggas
>some /fit/izens probably more masculine and less homosexual then these dudes

>>150793899
heh looks like hes got 'em rattled ;)

is there a scientific term for the behavior Giants OT James Hudson exhibited on the field today?

>>150794435
Hillary Clinton is your mom?

>joe burrow left the game halfway in the 2nd quarter
>jags were up 14-7
>now both teams are tied at 17 points

how fucking bad are the jags? jesus fucking christ

>>150794178
>kim jung hurtz

Patty Cuckitini

>>150794448
You have to understand the dedication it takes to make it in the NFL. While their college teammates were out fucking girls, these were the super serious guys who only wanted to watch tape of sweaty dudes running into each other. You have to be at least a little gay to make it in football.

>>150794412
The white uniforms look dreadful on the packers. Could’ve had a cool rush alt instead

>>150794446
They really don't. Tbf they don't even deserve to exist

games are ass and the in-laws are coming over

>>150794628
Don’t let a Monday ruin your Sunday. Drink up, faggot

>>150794533
Don't.... Just don't

>>150794509
Been watching this team my whole life. Nothing surprises me.
TD Jags!

>>150794509
That is proof Burrow is a fraud, even their backup QB is getting TDs with Chase.

>>150794628
>he doesn't like his in-laws
NGMI. If you don't like her family she isn't the right girl for you.

is rattler elite?

>>150794628
Is there a reason in-laws hate us?

Okay that’s IT! I’m tired of all this INDIAN slander on this website! Indians are the true CHADS and your women will worship us! We own the tech center, largest country, and women love us. No more jeet this or jeet that. It’s time to know your place, whitey. We will come for your precious sport soon. Indians RULE!!

>>150794701
you're bangin their daughter and they know she's got your cum inside of her and your dick stink on her breath when you go to meet them

>>150794692
He has elite racial ambiguity

GLASSY JOEY JUST HAD ANOTHER INJURY. HIS BONES ARE MADE OF CARDBOARD AND HE IS TOO LOW ENERGY TO LEAD THE CINCY BENGALS. SAD!

>>150794738
This. Having a daughter is the ultimate cuckold experience.

>Lions get 1st sack of season
>the defender dies
This shit is scripted

>>150794701
They sit on the couch and know their daughters head was folded off the armrest while Redzone was on

>>150794701
They think you are weak and are therefore incapable of protecting and providing for their daughter. To fix this you need to project confidence by physically, mentally and emotionally dominating her in front of them. They will then see you as the alpha male and will respect you.

the stream dying every 30 minutes only adds to this beautiful football experience

>>150794592
>You have to understand the dedication it takes to make it in the NFL.
kek

>>150794838
Basically this but if that's not enough you might need to dominate her sister and or mother as well.

>>150794738
>>150794774
But it's never the opposite though. In-laws don't care if their son's dick stinks of tuna fish pussy.

Bengals would unironically be better with Browning at QB, trading Burrow and then spending all that free money on an o-line and defense.

>a coordinator salary is 1M per year
>a HC salary is 10M per year
This is, like, peanuts to a billionaire company. Why didn't the loins just pay their coordinators, knowing their recent success was due to them?

>>150794592
they're playing recess for millions of dollars, retard. stop glorifying these zesty fucks.

>>150794838
based

>>150793491
genuinely a bottom 5 org, such a shame burrow went to the bungles

>>150794898
Speak for yourself. My mom still makes my wife and I sleep in separate rooms when we stay over.

How can LeTurd put up 30 fantasy points against the Bills but won’t even crack 15 against the fucking browns

>>150794898
locks vs keys etc. etc.

>>150794929
Most coordinators want to be a HC. It's not a matter of just paying them more.

>burrow hurt
>TLaw going off
>still tied at 24

>>150794905
Jerry jones gonna make this happen

>>150794898
That's the double standard, Bobby don't knock it. We got the long end of the stick on that one.

>kamara almost had a sick helmet catch
damn

>>150794929
Ben Johnson realized he'd never win a superbowl with Goof as qq so he sought out a team with what he thought was a good qb. Unfortunately for him he's apparently a retard when it comes to anything but coming up with plays because he picked the Bears and caleb.

>>150794905
>spending all that free money
mike brown just had a heart murmur

>>150795012
That's incredibly sexist and patriarchal of you dad, we must be better men.

Where the fuck was this Lions team last week?

>>150794263
>>150794119
These guys get millions and can't afford pant legs.

When will Maye be benched?

>>150795091
as soon as i get hard again and need another bussy to blast

who’s winning falcons or vikings

>>150795066
Bobby, you'll end up marrying Connie, even though right now she's getting railed by a ton of dudes in college.

We wuz not kangz after all....

Bosa killing it

>>150795068
They were saving it to beat the brakes off Ben and bussy boy at home

>burrow ruled out
OH NONONO

>>150794973
>It's not a matter of just paying them more
As a HC he is being paid 3x-4x what he probably was making in detoilet.
Pay him 10M as a OC and then your point is valid.

>>150795169
Black dudes btw. Big Black Cocks to be precise. Big Black Penises nutting in her fertile vagina. Stretched out forever.

>>150795146
Shit teams

>>150795225
Backup QB is unironically playing better than him so now the Bengals can actually win.

The supposed MVP just got benched in week 2 lmao

>>150795240
Stop it bro I'm on no fap, dont ruin this for me.

>>150795297
who?

Being a Bears fan kinda fucking sucks

rate my watch setup

meme

>>150795225
Pretty sure people knew he was out when he couldn't stand up and had to be half carried back to the locker room but thanks for the update retard

>>150795068
GB's defense is actually elite

*drafts no pro bowlers*

Bustin Field's melon concussed

CAn someone tell the Jests that being competitive is the objective in the game?
Being beaten up like that isn't ideal.

>>150795370
How would anyone know?

>>150795236
Anything more than $250,000 a year is overkill desu. I can't think of anything I'd really want that I couldn't afford if I made that kind of money.

>>150795330
Bears are literally the worst matchup for the Lions. The Lions defense trained against your Bears HC. Lions won't look that good against other teams.

>>150795337
haha

>>150795068
The Packers are legit. If they get anything less than a NFCCG appearance I would be shocked

OH NONONO

>>150795364
They really extended him after pic related? What the FUCK is wrong with shitcago??

what the FUCK is his problem?

I feel like the Jets always sign these random QBs hoping that they're either the franchise, or so bad they get a top pick, and almost every time they just end up with a QB good enough to ruin the tank, but bad enough to compete

>Offensive line keeps committing penalties
>receivers can't fucking catch
It's totally Caleb's fault tho guys, he's the bust here.

>Stewart, Bengals first round pick is now hurt
Yep, this franchise is cursed. Sell the team or it'll never change.

>>150795428
lmao what a tard

Think this will hit?

>>150795392
Refs took them out of the game. In the first half Allen had 3 straight 3 and outs, but the refs threw flags to extend the drive which led to TDs. And now the game is out of reach so the Bills are statpadding in garbage time.

>>150795456
IT'S NEVER EVER GAYLEBS FAULT HE HAS THE PRETTIEST NAILS IN THE NFL IT'S EVERYONE ELSES FAULT JUST LOOK AT THEIR UGLY NAILS

>>150795469
yeah I think so

>>150795428
That nigga is getting cut lmao

The worst thing about the Bears being 0-2 is that the Vikings had to beat them to make that happen.

>>150795405
>250k is good
Then working for 2,5M per year for 3 years is already retirement money for you.
Just think about it. You work 3 years and then never again? That is why big money is important. More money and same expenses = early retirement.

>>150795469
Looking good but the Rams-Titans feels like some fuckery is afoot

>>150795496
This is true

what's the announcement going to be?

>>150795559
Coming out

>>150795559
He's announcing his lifestyle brand

>>150795559
I don't care

>>150795559
getting his dick chopped off and gonna marry his son

>>150795559
bradycoin

ANOTHER Bengals injury. They're just dying out there.

>>150795513
This true though. I wouldn't say the defense let him down though, it's really the offensive line.

>>150795559
He managed to get gayleb pregnant. The GOAT has achieved the impossible by causing the first ever biological male pregnancy after fucking gayleb 3 times a day in his bussy for the last 7 months

>MACJONES... GOOD!
So, the 69ers paid a trillion dollars for a mr irrelevant when any single random white boy could make it on their scheme?
Should have just get Mac early and use the remaining billion dollars to keep assembling the avengers.

>>150795632
GODleb is a top thoughbeit

>>150795559
He's moving to Brazil so he can live openly with his fourteen year old gay lover.

>>150795559
That he's going to cuck Mahomes again.

>3 & Out
>refs throw roughing the passer penalty
>Allen gets TD

>3 & Out
>Refs throw a pass interference flag
>Allen gets a TD

>3 & Out
>Refs throw pass interference flag
>Allen gets a TD

Most astroturfed fraud since Carson Wentz

>>150795559
He is going to confirm, once and for all, that 7 is more than 3.

>>150795519
2.5M can easily net you 100k in interest a year. If you can't live off that, you deserve to be poor.

LEAVE THE PHILTHYDELPHIA SHEAGLES TO ME

>scattememe scored a TD
Damn it, we're going to have to hear people talk about this shitter again

>>150795623
>ANOTHER Bengals injury.
Mike Brown has the guys doing stretches off youtube instead of paying for a condition coach. old school

>>150795678
Gayleb will be a BOTTOM of the QB depth chart by week 5
Bagent is getting put in very soon

my joshie ;)

Hadn't heard the term turf toe in like a decade even though it used to be all the rage. I guess it was just lying in wait, gathering power to claim all QBs at once

>>150795632
Subscribing to this fanfic

>godert already hurt
for fucks sake don't re-sign him even though he's great when healthy

>>150795736
Did they hang the banner yet?

Is it time for the nfl to step in and do something about the Bears organization? All they are is a qb graveyard. Draft a qb only to end their career

>>150795764
The covid vaccine made us all weaker

>>150795749
see
>>150795693

>>150795804
There was a small ceremony

Burrow is gonna get traded to the bears soon

>>150795730
Anon clearly stated his point of perfect life was 250k.
By your own logic, 3 years of that and you are done.

Also, you used the trinity rule of 4%, but you are remembering that this is for a 30 year calculation, right? For absolute safety I would go even lower due to Donaldflation. 7,5M is probably safe forever and after for 200k/year and also enough to give as inheritance to your kids.

>>150795833
fake and lies

>>150795869
Rasm

>hook both arms of the receiver so he can't catch it
>no flag
Rigged as fuck for the Jaguars

>>150795781
Eagles losing a shitty TE is irrelevant. They are a run team. Chiefs losing their WR1 and WR2 is more significant since they're a pass team.

>>150795746
Only thing Bagent is being put into is Caleb's bedroom so he can stay motivated

>>150795943
He's a great run blocker

>>150795740
We do need a new great white hope at RB, since CMC died

>>150795937
sorry anon the flags keep gettin caught in my massive milkers and they're so sweaty i can't get them out tee hee

So the Packers have the best defense in the NFL, right?

>>150795943
You are retarded. Goedert is one of the best blocking TEs in the league, and also his ability in the pass game helps the run game anyway.
Also, the Chiefs' backup WRs are not much worse than the guys that are out, it makes no basically no difference.

>>150795833
>>150795693
Josh Allen hasn't scored any TD's

>>150796025
Packers are going to the Super Bowl

>>150795937
>Rigged as fuck for the Jaguars

>>150796052
Rashee and Worthy are elite WR2s.
Now they only have bad WR3s and WR4s.

Anyone else get jungle fever when they see a big fat black negress with huge boobs?

>>150796160
who fat bitch this is?

>>150795869
Cowboys

>>150794701
my in-laws give me gifts

>>150795943
>implying the chiefs don't still have matt fagy at oc
They could have Chase, Brown, Jefferson, Hill, and Nakua at receiver and they'd still average 20 points a game

>packturds are going to the super bowl
not with manlover at the helm

kek this pajeet in the gamethread has been seething writing blogposts the whole game
>>150796080
check this shit out

Something you wanna say to me /nfl/?

>>150796165
h-he just needs more time!

>>150796160
Yes, I am also based

>>150796082
He didn't have to. Refs extended the drive and Allen let his team handle the rest. The game was so out of reach from all the refball that the Jets gave up and now the Bills are statpadding.

>>150796201
>newfriend doesn't know sean

>>150796150
>elite WR2s
Nah, average WR2s. They're not missing much, it's not a big drop-off. A much bigger deal for the Eagles to be missing Goedert, he's an important part of their offense.
That's just how it goes, though. Iggles fans know it's no excuse, players get injured all the time.

>>150796227
so you were lying then and you are lying now since they have been running the clock since the 3rd quarter.

>>150796218
I'll always love you Jared, you will be my goof now and forever

Rooting for injuries to the Eagles this evening

The difference in this game is that Jacksonville has its starting quarterback and is keeping him on his feet and Cincinnati doesn't and isn't.

>>150796237
>no no the pajeet is ok because he's been here
nametrannies are to be mocked redditbro.

Dick Poopscott sucks but the Giants suck more

>>150796227
Josh isn't even playing you retard schizo.

Can’t believe Tom Brady was so good I used to kneel next to my bed and pray the Patriots plane exploded.

>>150796218
Lions are a bad matchup for the Bears since their defense knows the Bears HC's playbook. We saw what the Lions looked like against other teams.

>>150795428
what was going through his head?

So far, this is exactly what I've wanted from my Saints this season. They're probably gonna lose but they never strop fighting.

Rams will win the NFC

Rattler is him

>>150796405
He's got that dawg in him for sure

>>150796337
>>150796267
wtf were the refs thinking in the 1st half with all those drive extending flags. The Jets would struggle against the Bills without refball, the refball made the game a blowout.

dan campbell looks like a giant gnome that made a wish to become a human

>>150796392
>im still going to let the big hung black man fuck my wife but im going to pretend it wasnt my choice
cuck

>>150796396
I doubt it

>>150796319
Maybe joey reddit shouldn't ask for that much money and for all his buttbuddies getting paid too and the bungles could afford better protection?

He is paid enough to be accountable for when the team loses because he cannot perform

>>150796474
This is a rebuilding year (probably next year too), faggot.

>>150796474
wrong tab, anon. this isn't your spankbang tab.

Chiefs don't have their WR1 and WR2. The sports gods are protecting the Eagles from the Chiefs. Fuck (you)

People talked so much shit about the Lions offense to dismiss the Packers dominant week 1 defensive performance lmao
The Lions are a playoff lock and the Packers may be the best team in the NFL

>>150796495
a rare foreign fan who understands ball.

wow

>>150796495
It wouldn't matter. Bengals have drafted O-Line dating back to Palmer, and they all suck ass. It's what you get when you have almost no scouts.

>>150796560
I unironically still believe in Caleb. He was more decisive today.

Is Tua the worst QB in the league?

>>150796590
Wrong. Lions only looked good against the Bears since they know the HC's playbook.

>>150796540
did the sports gods cause Rice to crash his car at 119mph?
did the sports gods cause Kelce to shoulder check his own reciever's shoulder out of its socket?

>>150796540
>pre-cope
kwab

>>150796722
>sports gods
Unironically yes. Gods work in mysterious ways.

>Cowshits
OH NONONONO

If the Bengals somehow win this game, it would be hilarious.

>>150793396
Orale guey. Vamanos a la verga

>>150796590
It's both a good sign for the Packers defense and a bad sign for their offense given the bears have been about as effective on that side of the ball despite sucking ass

hol up hol up

>>150795469
Kek see
>>150796793

TLaw cannot win with these cats.

>>150796677
kek

Be nice to my Chieffies. We're the only team that gets injured. :(

How do you divy up All Pro and MVP votes if 3 QBs have identical numbers with virtually identical supporting casts and they're all white

>>150796590
Anon it's the fucking Bears

>>150796810
I've been saying Burrow is a weapons baby. If the backup QB wins without him it's proof.

Rattler can't win with these cats

My Broncos soon :)

>>150796906
>we thought last week meant the Jest and the Stoolers were gonna be great teams
>turns out they both just sucked and had a heated competition to see who sucked harder
lmao shitsburgh

>>150796901
Hand to God I hope you kys in your sleep for typing like this on 4chan

Caleb can't win with these cats

>JJ McCarthy named his kid Rome Micah McCarthy
wot

>>150796927
>a qb is only good because of elite weapons
and the sky is blue!

>>150796927
The Jags are really bad

fwiw I still think the chiefs beat my iggles, they should be going all out for this game and I don't think my iggles will be.

these cats can't win with Caleb

wtf is going on in giants vs cowboys? how did the eagles struggle against this team losing to the giants? and I was hoping the chiefs would go 0-2 now I'm not so sure.

Bosa hates black qbs

>bears suck
Lol

GET IN HERE

>>150796928

>>150796928

>>150796928

>>150797014
JJ is Rome Odunze and Micah Parsons' father

>cowsois
kek

Trevon Diggs is actually a really terrible CB. Anyone that bought into his hype should lose their ball-knower credentials.

>>150796998
Mad at my heckin Chieferinos?

Oh boy, Lamar Jackson with even more garbage time touchdowns.

Bearsbros, you guys ok?

>>150797050
>eagles defense planned around jalen carter playing
>he's immediately out
>eagles offense doing great until the lightning delay killed all momentum
it's not rocket science

>>150797127
DA EMMM VEEEEEEEE PEEEEEEEEEE DOHHHH! LOOK AT DA STATS!!!!

>stoolers
>faggers

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!

>>150797128
>Jared Goof is going to get player of the week because he beat on the Burrs so badly.

He was our best coach in decades

>>150797182
Beating the jets was Rodgers' super bowl

>>150797206
literally looks like a gorilla

Gayleb just got benched

>>150797222
It was his Greek bathhouse

Bengals might pull this shit off or at least tie

someone make the iggles choofs thread

Oh shit Jake Burning is about to win it for the bungles

>>150797284
maybe he should spend more time watching tape and less time painting his faggot nails.

Pats-Phins is shitshow kino

>>150797346
couldn't be me

how many times today?

>>150797320
>someone make the cuckshed
I agree

The quarterback position has cratered since Tom retired

>>150797386
Flag on retard

Over/Under 2.5 games before DK breaks Rodgers back in a fit of rage?

Get in here!
>>150797374

>>150797374

>>150797374

ELITE touchdown by gabriel

>At the Cowboys game
>Redzone is somehow ahead of me, despite me being in the stadium

>>150797115
no?

I'm mad at you typing like a faggot. Teaching you reading comprehension isn't anyone's job here

Browning is leading a 90+ yard TD drive to win the game.

>DUDE PUT TYSON BAGENT IN!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>150797481
Flag on retard

My Saints lost but they never stop fighting

Gnast/cowbs is like watching two wheelchair bound retards take turns slapping the shit out of each other

>>150797105
damn shit talked too soon, sorry gnats fans

>>150797503
ok

Soon

I feel bad for Rattler, his team isn't giving him a chance

This nigga don't care

*drafts a backup*

Jake Bobo had more yards than DK Metcalf today.

>>150797588
Fraid not

>50s on the clock
Too much time for Russ

Panthers legend Milton Williams just won the game in Miami

This is our year! Bills are going all the way! Finally Josh allen is going to get his ring! This offense is unstoppable. Passing elite. Rushing elite. Receivers elite. Defense is a steel wall no one is getting past them. Finally we get another shot at the superbowl.

I hate the Jaguars. Im done with the season.

Forget about Joe Burrow, Bengals have Jake motherfucking Browning leading 4th Quarter Comeback drives.

>>150796912
They were doing what they did today all of last year
Is it that hard to admit that the Lions have a great offense and the Packers have a great defense?

>18s on the clock
Too much time for TLaw

So do we all agree Burrow is out of the top 4?
Missed the playoffs last year, injury prone…

Reminder Jake Browning out performs Fraud Burrow in this offense.

LET RUSS COOK

>>150797768
He's a massive fraud. Even if you don't buy that argument, he gets injured way too often.

RUSS DRAGON FOR THE WIN
KINO

>>150797780
Besides the 3 INTs. If he can clean that up, he'd be a hell of a QB.

I think Joe Burrow just lost his starting job. Jake browning looks amazing.

>>150797632
Zesty boy wouldn't even be a backup on the Calgary Stampeders

OH NO NO NO DalASS HAHJJAHHAHAHA

KEK

>>150796928

>>150796928

>>150796928

>>150797789
RUSS STILL GOT IT BABY,


GIANTS COUNTRY LETS RIDE!!!

>>150797858
There's a reason they resigned him. He's good and can win you some games.

>Kair Elam
KWAB

we dem soyz

WE DEM BOYS
WE DEM BASEDBOYS

Guys the trevor lawrence project might be over

>>150797922
They signed him to replace Joe bustow. Browning is elite. Hes going to take this team to the playoffs

Russ is a top 10 dragon thrower of all time.

>>150797922
His girl is hot

>>150797050
These are correct >>150797164
Also, the Giants aren't terrible, they just need a QB to show up. Russ sucked week 1 but showed up week 2.

The refball in the Jags game was disgusting. Literally Goodell seething that Sacksonville knocked Joey Reddit out of the game. Fuck Cincinnati and fuck Ohio

>>150797858
He threw 3 picks

>>150797858
we've been down this road before anon, I remember stroking one out to brownings whore of a gf

>>150793491
trash heap of Ohio and that’s saying much

This Cowboys defense could really use a player like Micah Parsons

>>150798025
It was a makeup call for the missed dpi on the jags the previous drive

holy shit allowing russell wilson to throw for 400 yards is nasty work

BENGALS WIN
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
JACKSONVILLA JAG OFFS GO HOME

>>150797922
His girl is hot

Why would you not defend the field goal range line? Dumbass Gnats

>>150798037
Delhommesian

>gayleb storming ofr to the locker room before the game over
>number 15 on the Bears kissed number 14 of the Lions in the lips

KINO KINO KINO KINO

Is this cowshits-gnats game going to end in a tie

>>150797374

>>150797374

>>150797374

>>150797374

Holy shit that field goal!

VERY GOOD GIANTS VERY GOOD
HOWEVER

>>150798140
>number 15 on the Bears kissed number 14 of the Lions in the lips
mmmmph damn, sad i missed that

2-0

>>150798200
lol even when Russel plays out of his mind they’re still the Giants

Bethlehem Steel legend Brandon Aubrey

>>150798101
You mean the play where Tyson Campbell BTFO'd Tee Higgins? That was clean. Refs obviously had it out for Jax from the get-go. There was a lot of weird calls against us last week, too.

Russell Wilson almost made a mistake and told the ref they wanted the ball kek

>>150798140
even ignoring how much gayleb sucks as a player, even if he lived up to the hype he's still never winning shit because a sissy like him can't be a legit leader

Goddamn Detroit

Ex-soccer playerschads, we can't keep winning like this

and dumb burgerian coaches insist of hiring some kickers out of CFB, when they should be searching for them in the MLS

>>150798236
But at what cost?

Prepare your anus Vikings, the Bengals and Jake Browning are coming for you next.

>>150798205
Hot. Wish the Chieffies were in the NFCN

>>150798276
He's not on the Seahawks anymore so it would've been fine

>mfw my Patriots won
Also Bahamas bro had a melty.

>>150798295
lol they played the Bears buddy relax

>>150798311
Everything

nfc east is an eternal kino factory and if you disagree you're a butthurt flyover

>>150798236
They're 2-0 in spite of themselves. I'm honestly impressed.

man these games been great

>>150798276
Why do you want to play defense first?

>>150798124
Kek

>>150798205
It was right before the Bears coach rolled over and showed his belly to campbell as they shook hands

>>150798376
Don't care, they responded with a virtually flawless game
That's what good teams do

>>150798037
He was nervous. He got it out of his system. Similar to first game jitters. Hes solid.

Blo Dix fucking sucks

>>150798422
Because you want to know if you need a TD or FG

>>150798079
Browning is the future of the Bengals he looked amazing

>>150798439
Oh ok. What happened week 1?

>>150798140
Not gay unless tongue is involved

>>150798037
nah you did

>>150798471
Oh they changed it again. Thought it was still if you score a TD you just win.

>>150798461
But the totally straight, non NEET Kiwi said he was elite.

>>150793585
It’s this

>>150798530
>changed
They FIXED it, you mean.

>>150798311
burrow had 5 straight 3 and outs across the last 2 game. mfer can't handle having a crappy Oline. might be for the best

didn't even break a sweat

>>150797763
I will believe in the Loins if they beat the Ravens next week, but I think they'll make the playoffs no matter what because the NFC is a joke.

jared goff made ben johnson

>>150798140
St Brown used to kissing dudes

>bryce young is a bust again
feels bad man, I think he's done

Stat Padscott

>>150798516
I never said it was gay retard

>>150798439
good teams get obliterated by other good teams but beat up on bad teams? you sure?

>>150798295
Get used to it. Lions are winning the superbowl this year 100%. They should just give them their rings now. Start designing it. Lions looked unbelievable. That offense is beautiful

>>150798573
>sexualizing paternal love
Tell me you grew up with a Single Mom without.

How long until the Fins' black head coach gets fired?

GO GNATS

>>150798593
I don't see what's wrong with this sentence

>>150798311
No cost. Fuck Burrow. Browning is our future. He looks great out there

>>150798611
>paternal love
His weirdo dad made him and his brothers make out while he watched.

>>150798631
that’s not surprising

>>150798612
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yERDDbP53Sw

>>150798495
>looked amazing
He got saved by a Flacco dragon (and dubious officiating in general) and was playing against a 4-13 team that is now playing with their 3rd DC in 3 years.

Manage your expectations a little.

>>150798612
It is not his fault that Tua has brain damage.

I want an apology from everybody who doubted Mac Jones. You do not know ball.

>>150798412
They're 2-0 because theyre a great team

>>150798412
It’s like the complete opposite of last year. Finding ways to win when they suck, and last year it was finding ways to lose when the offense was phenomenal

wilson 500 yards?

>>150798509
They lost?
That's why I said they responded with a virtually flawless game

>>150798495
>Chase looked amazing
Ftfy

>>150798686
he beat the saints bro calm down, the fact that spencer fucking rattler of all people went toe to toe with him is an insult

>>150798534
>Asperger's Syndrome pedo bringing me up unprompted

Predictable kek congrats on barely beating Miami

>>150798556
This

Burrow is only good if he has time to throw. He cant improvise. He cant extend plays. He cant make plays with his legs. He can only throw pretty passes if he is safe in the pocket. When plays break down he's shit

>>150798723
against a shit team retard, nobody cares. they can’t hang with good teams

SPAGHETTI

>>150798771
When you coming out of the closet?

>>150798753
Fuck you. Suck my average sized Chicano cock.

>>150798562
They'll destroy the ravens next week dont worry

>>150798823
aight whip it out papi

>>150798789
kek

>>150798835
Lmao

>the Fucksonville Faguars
Year after year, new face after new face, they always find a way to prove their status as the sick joke of this league.

Wild: Giants OT James Hudson was penalized FOUR times on one possession.
>15 yard unnecessary roughness
>5 yard false start
>15 yard unnecessary roughness
>5 yard false start
BENCHED

>>150798835
Nah t. woins fan

>>150798570
Clearly he did. Ben johnson wasnt good. The lions offense is just elite. Lions are winning the superbowl this year im telling you no one is stopping our offense. No one. And the defense looks great too

>>150798798
ok
I'm gonna go back to enjoying my teams win

>>150798880
don't forget him just straight up slapping a dude

>>150798835
I doubt it but it'd be hilarious.

why does brady have such a high pitched voice lads?

>>150798956
Adrenochrome

>>150798956
lopped his cock and balls off, gonna marry his son, someone leaked it in the thread already

>>150798956
High protein (semen) diet

>>150798956
fucking helium brady

>>150798607
>drops 50+ on you

Nothin' personnel, coach. You're the enemy now

Shocking how well Mac Jones did. Imagine if Bill B wasn't a dirty coomer lusting after underaged girls he might have gotten the wins record.

Nice play cowsoys, whoever

>>150798679
Browning just took the starting job from Burrow. That game cemented burrows future. Expect him to be traded in the coming weeks.

new

>>150798994

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>>150798994

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>>150798724
Chase wouldn't have done shit without Browning. Browning won that game not chase. Show some respect. Browning will lead us deep into the playoffs this year hopefully even to the supwr bowl but well see

>>150799007
It really is tragic that Bill sabotaged Mac’s career, at least Mac finally gets to put the league on notice

>>150798956
Brady is not currently commentating

>>150798798
Lions might win the every game the rest of the season. Don't be surprised if they go undefeated from this point on. The team is clicking now. Week 1 was a fluke

>>150799146
>no u r

>>150798857
>>150798862
>>150798891
I guarantee it. Cap it. Lions are going to destroy the Ravens next week it wont even be close. Complete blowout. Lions are going to drop another 50 bomb on the Ravens. This offense is unstoppable. Easily the best offense in the league this year.

>>150798935
Im telling you. Youll see. I promise you it'll happen. Lions will dominate the Ravens next week it'll be a total blowout.

digits and ross fires grier and mcdaniel this month

>>150799007
>>150799085

What did bill do to jeopardize macs career?

>>150799084
>Show some respect. Browning will lead us deep into the playoffs this year hopefully even to the supwr bow
kek. did great coming in cold, but three picks...he isn't the future. but Burrow is a stat queen that gets rattled by any pressure. needs a perfect gameplan and early breaks to rack up the stats, but gets rattled and pouts soon as he gets hit a couple times. many such cases

>>150799528
It was first game jitters he was nervous. Hes fine now though

>>150799011
>cemented burrows future. Expect him to be traded in the coming weeks.
Can tell you're not actually a Bengal fan. we all know they don't do things that way. That'd be smart. They'll let him work every day of his contract and get nothing for him, or suck enough until he forces his way out a la Palmer.

Bout to throw these on the grill so they’re ready in time for my KANGZ game. Yes I’m eating the entire rack by myself while my wife and kid watch in horror