Thread 150803453

HEADLINES
Burrow hurt but Browning rallies Bengals to win
Jones: Cowboys have signed Clowney to contract
Steelers rookie rues key kickoff 'mistake' in loss
McDaniel not worried about job as Fins start 0-2
Browns not mulling QB change despite struggles
Fields suffers concussion as Jets flattened by Bills
Bills' Allen brushes off nose injury, hails Trubisky
Rams cornerback Witherspoon has broken clavicle

Go Rams!
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reminder that it's never Caleb's fault

HELLO?

>>150803483
This is true.

The bears are worse than last year

>>150803453 (OP)
DANNY DIMES

Saw the pomoranian thread and just put last months rent (I’m a month behind) on the falcons for tonight. If the falcons don’t win I’m probably getting evicted lol

>>150803539
nah you are

>>150803453 (OP)
danny dimes bros are we back

AND FOR THE 1ST OVERALL PICK IN THE 2026 NFL DRAFT, THE KANSAS CITY QUEEFS SELECT

holy shit the Eagles are boring to watch. This is the most uneventful super team I have ever seen.

Patty Cuckitini

Lol if the Danny Dimes win against the Broncos, The whole Giants front office and coaches need to be fired for all their decisions.

Is it officially time to panic chiefsbros?

CULTS WIN

Still Ballin'

Colts about to be 2-0

MAAIIIIII RAMMIES :)))))

>>150803599
They might be boring today but 50 yard touchdown runs from Saquon last year weren't boring
They also had incredible plays in the Owl like the dagger to Devonta and the DeJean pick six

>>150803594
Arch Manning?

Mahomes is overrated

DANNY DOLLA BILL WITH THE 2-0 INFLATION

guys good news ross has hired me as the coach and gm of the phins and my first act is to make tua play defense and offense

Mahomes what the fuck was that

>>150803599
Football at its highest level is boring as hell. Never forget that you run the ball up the middle because it's the shortest path to a touchdown.

Another great game of watching football and edging to Nikita Kinka
go Eagles!

Mahbitch is scared out there

>mutt qb's
HAHAHAHAHAHHA

>>150803678
I hope. Arch sucks ass.

>Penalty
LOL

Good thing the chiefs are so Fucking pathetic and incompetent on offense because the crooked fucking refs are on their dick like always

I didn't see any fucking penalty.

KNOWN HOMOSEXUAL BRANDON PERNA ON SUICIDE WATCH.

Roughing the passer?
Lol, NFL is wack
Have to assume that was a make up call

bix nood lost KWAB

>bronkeks
LOL

The apologies need to be as loud as the hate

The only one he should be mad at is himself

ONSIDES RECOVERY LET'S GO PANTHIES

OH SHIT PANTHERS GOT THE BALL BACK

bix nood muhfugga

KWAB DONKEYS

My cock is exploding today with the games.

Holy on-line holding

>jalen carried by a super roster to another win

*tap tap tap*

>>150803903
if only you knew how bad things really are...

>>150803877
Everyone on the Giants need to be fired.
Imagine if they had an actual OLINE with Danny and Saquon

>>150803453 (OP)
Rams up 2-0 baby!

Why does anyone even watch this shit any more?

>>150803877
media hates White QBs, we all know this

Panthers about to pull off a 27 point comeback win on the road in Arizona

laugh at this nigga

>>150803905
Pics?

>leverage
Refs just made up on the spot

>>150803955
Bix NOOD.

>>150803785
yikes

>>150803959
Based Chiefs fan

>>150803944
That QB sucks donkey dicks. Wait until they get Mahomes back

Mahomes cant throw the ball for shit anymore missing overthrowing wide open guys now

Fucking refs cost me so much money....

WHEN I SAY SOPHOMORE, YOU SAY SLUMP! READY?!

SOPHOMORE!

Chiefs are cooked

Mutthomes is washed

Ah, so close panthers. You'll get em next time!

Brady has unironically called a good game today

REFFIES IN CONTROL

>>150803905
Opens my mouth and kneels before you in my Cowboys jersey as I start rubbing my throbbing cock

/sp/… I GOT THAT FEELING AGAIN

Imagine a NFL game with no refs.

Chiefs lost to two super bowl teams early so what, see you in the post season.

>>150804028
>refs cost me so much money
and not fooball itself... yet there you are betting on this shit like a good goy.

>>150804081
you should get that looked at by a doctor

Foursome with these billionaire football princesses PLEASE

Brady needs to be fired after today. His game calls keep getting worse and worse

>no one will remember my clots getting blatantly mugged on 2 different deep balls, including a would-be TD, with no flags
>they'll just remember the (correct) leverage call
Whatever, a win is a win

>>150804081
My...no, OUR Colties.

>>150804113
Found the asshurt queefs fan

0-2, go prep your bull

>>150804105
Betting only sucks if you suck at it

>>150804105
It is what it is

Bo Nix is now 1-9 against teams above .500

This week's League MVP

>>150803933
rams are THE league refbabby team

my reffies making a statement at the end of this game

Imagine what the Chiefs could have used that extra 20 million on if Travis had retired

>>150804150
Wife won't let me prep the bull or be on the cleanup crew after a loss :(

motherfuckers

>>150804004
Mahomes looks someone went in a videogame character customization screen and clicked "fully randomize"

>signing Clowney
>the city of Dallas

>>150804150
Not that guy but I'm Brady's bull and the one he trusts most with how well he did in his commentary and he's getting butt raped with the DOMINATOR for 12 hours straight tonight for how bad he was today

>>150804220
>Daniel Jones with an oline
Is he elite?

Reffies looking ELITE in this Arizona/Carolina game

DAFUK IS THIS

BRING BACK THE FUCKING CHAINS

Miss me yet Gnats?!

>>150804256
ron torbert in playoff form already

Eagles will have a similar look to the Chiefs from last year. They will barely win games (Help from the refs) even against trash teams. They will get to the Superbowl or NFC Championship game and will get blown out.

>>150804281
DangeRUSS had a much better performance

Eagles look beatable this year

>>150804247
When he's not actively fearing for his life DJ is ELITE.

>>150804281
Fire Schoen, Fire Daboll

>>150804081
>>150804142
D I M E S

>>150804268
totally would

THE OH AND TOO
KANSAS
CITY
CHEEFS

OLD MAN CALAIS CAMPBELL
what a beast

If your team is 0-2 you CANNOT post in this thread

>>150804241
Take your gay fantasies back to plebbit faggot

0-2
>0-2
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Why did Goydell pull the plug on the queefs dynasty? Serious question. Was the rigging getting too obvious?

Choofs dynasty is dead and buried. Good riddance

Bills 2-0
Chiefs 0-2
How do you explain that?

>>150804294
Our Defense will be elite very soon. Its already getting pretty good just two games in. We just need the offense to start clicking. Bills v Eagles, or Chargers v Eagels Superb Owl

OH NO NOOOOOOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAA

>>150804268
>that chain
uh oh

>>150804308
>Throwing a dumbass INT in overtime
>Better performance
Despite the 450+ yards, he lost that game

>phins went 0-2 forcing ross to tard out or do something
>chiefs lost again
based i'll take it

Mahomes is ASS

>>150804326
this years darnold gonna go on a tear and then wilt under the pressure

>iggles don't play a real team until the Packers on November 10th
bruh

>>150804268
completely insane that this girl listens in on playcalling
just utterly ridiculous
this is worse than jerruh

>>150804370
You sure?

We won the story.

The Eagles saved football... AGAIN.

what is >da flu meme from

How we feeling SKOLsisters? I hope McCarthy throws some dimes

Swiftie nation...what the HECK is this?

>>150804362
swifty hype didn't convert into real dollars, no need to prop up those frauds anymore

Coltsbros…

>>150804294
OR, alternate theory, they look sloppy like they did early last year because they're playing a lot of young players early and didn't play anyone in the preseason
they'll round in to form midseason

mad at the tush push?

you can tell this was an average iggles game because I wanted the OC to hang himself 10 times but then we somehow won off of an awkward kneel down

Travpiss Lelce lost the game

Im not even mad just unlucky from kelce. He played well too besides that

We'll be fine chiefs bros...

>>150804402
Mahomes had a flu game against the Broncos a couple years ago and lost, and the weird ass flag-hopping Kiwi whose entire life is hating the Chiefs forced a meme out of it

I think the Kangz will win easily soon.

>>150804111
>>150804268
i will now watch your games

>>150804402
chiefs fans making excuses for losing the super bowl said mahomes had the flu

da flu

:)

da flu status?

LMAO WHO DID THEY JUST SHOW WALKING INTO THE STADIUM

Is it all over?

Just woke up from a 10 month coma
Are the chiefs ass now? What happened??

Tom Brady is a fucking fraud and needs to be investigated

>>150804460
Wrong retard

Penis Jr. finna put the league on notice

I didn't watch the Eagles game since I was driving what the fuck is that statline?

ngl my bucsies with my bakey would bootyblast every team that played today.

>>150804396
You'll be gone in a year or two. This why you never bandwagon a team. Even Bahamafag is more respectable than your faggot ass.

>snf is atl minny
WTF

>>150804429
Im not straight so no. Go Birds

>>150804444
Digital confirmation

>>150803611
And there it is...

Nice try, Pat. Maybe next time.

>>150804448
>and the weird ass flag-hopping Kiwi whose entire life is hating the Chiefs forced a meme out of it
Weird cope but okay.

>>150804448
kek anon you ok you got the flu lil bro?

Burrows has turf toe

>>150804480
based bakeybro

snf thread >>150804497
>>150804497

>>150804483
This. Fuck off you sand bulbasaur bandwagon dick-riding simp.

Nice to see the Choofs 0-2 kek.

does a game losing tipped INT give the ick?

seems like the same eagles hangover year where they went 7-0 or something like that but played like shit and then collapsed down the stretch.

>chefs same record as aints
lol

We dynasty killers

>>150804503
When will he come back?

he lost that game.

>>150804498
Retired and he still can't stop winning. Dastardly.

Is Kelce giving anyone else the ick now? Like hes giving off loser vibes

The defense held the Eagles in check for over 3 quarters. They did their job while dealing with injuries on that side. Games are decided by a few plays and that Kelce non-catch and pick was the killer. I know he’s old but he has to be better. Mahomes is also just 50-50 now on the deep ball. I don’t know if he just doesn’t trust the left side of the o-line or its sloppy mechanics. Outside of that one long drive and a few big plays, we could get nothing consistent going offensively.

I know we’re missing our top weapons but is there anything we can do better in the meantime besides getting healthy?I don’t know that Andy and Nagy are going to change it up a ton. Thankfully the Colts beat the Broncos. Let’s hope the Raiders beat the Chargers tomorrow. Let’s get this win against the Giants.

The Daniel Jones-led Colts are 2-0.
A couple of weeks around the QB Whisperer Kevin O’Connell saved him.

Colts out gained DEN 473 to 324

Indiana Jones outgained Bo Nix 318 (316 pass/2 rush) pass to 226 (206 pass/20 rush)

Only 3 QBs have thrown for 300+ yards vs Denver's defense since 2024
- Jameis Winston: 497
- Joe Burrow: 412
- Daniel Jones: 316

>>150804380
His defense giving up 15 penalties is the reason why it went into OT to begin with

>>150804499
What?

>alright jalen, throw 3 yards behind scrimmage
what was his plan here?

travshit kelshit
fatshit buttholes

>>150804512
Sand bulbasaur?

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF BLO DIX
KEK

>>150804511
kek nah football is over until thursday

>danny dimes looks like a god in indy

Dabol and co arent going to last the season

And the indy gm should be fired for drafting a black qb megabust as well

MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN it feels good to be 2-0!!!

>>150804533
>Where's the flag?! I'm sick of this shit!
KWAB

>>150804538
Is he the chosen one for the Colts?

>>150804390
Yea but she's hot so who cares

did aaron turn back into fraudgers

>>150804479
It was a boring and ugly game. Really brutal and physical but also sloppy

>>150804547
like an alolan sandshrew

>>150804565
unironically yes

2 road games, 2 wins. I'll fucking take it because it's gonna get ugly quick.

>>150804576
always was

>>150804584
>0-2

>>150804547
isn't that krookadile? or maybe hippowdon going off of stats

reminder that the only reason that the choofs were vaguely in this game was a fraudulent RTP call

>>150804545
Kill the other team with boredom

It's not a sophomore slump, he just blo's dix

>>150804554
He's probably not anymore since Dimes looks like he's saving his job.
Just like Shanahan and Lynch for Purdy panning out

People from Philadelphia are obnoxious, what’s worse is that their proud of that fact

Bahamanon status?

My hawkies (:

>Kelce injured Worthy
>Kelce turned the ball over
Time to retire.

>>150804584
>>150804589
0-2 :)

>>150804584
Same

I expected us to get blown out, this wasn’t bad at all. We probably even would have won if it weren’t for Kelce.
When we get Rice and Worthy back this will be a completely different team, especially now that Thonrton has proven himself as well

Kangs chads how we feeling

is there any cure for da flu?

>>150804596
happens literally every chiefs game

>>150804584
>0-2

rams bills owl

Don’t worry chiefs we will avenge you.

the couple hours between second block and sunday night football is the worst
it's just retards spamming one liners until mommy tells them dinner is ready

>>150804538
Jonathan Taylor had 215 yards today (165 rush/50 rec)

The Eagles Dynasty

So are the Colts actually good?

>>150804604
complete denial.

>>150804636
you already lost to the iggles lol

Aints WILL get that pick, no matter how many times they are forced to start Rattler to get it.

>>150804604
gay and possibly dead by rope

Gonna get a fap in before the Sunday nighter

>>150804649
Yes

>>150804636
couldn’t do it two weeks ago lol

>white guy
He's a stud with a big arm and all the intangibles you look for in a QB
>black guy
uhhh he can "do it all"

>>150804636
Based Dallas Texans bro

Yeah I'm thinking the Clots are based. A Danny Dimes playoff run would be kino and you know it.

>>150804666
I've cranked my hog thrice since noon
AMA

>>150804534
Thats what happens when you change for a piece of pussy

>>150804689
they are going to the playoffs. its irsays memorial season. shit they might even go to the owl. that team is legit

>>150804636
retard

>>150804649
they need their DB's healthy.

/sp/ is so much more enjoyable without queef fans

>>150804689
This guy is my new favorite player

>>150804584
>0-2
When will the suffering end?

>>150804651
we don’t post selfies here

>>150804639
Veach drafted CEH instead :)

>>150804689
clots eliminate the queefs in the wildcard round. imagine

This season is very boring

>>150804658
>>150804671
>>150804706
Tush push merchants

>>150804684
Cringe delusional cucks

>>150803949
Based

>>150804698
I miss being young busting countless nuts each and every day

>letting kickers bring their on balls
>55-60 yarders are now guaranteed
This was a retarded rule change

>>150804698
What were you cranking it to?

tonight i remind them

>>150803678
>Arch

kek

>>150804731
are you retarded? we've had multiple kino games both weeks now

>>150804745
>55-60 yarders are now guaranteed
only for good kickers

The problem is that Iggles fans are twice as trashy as queefs fans. It's like palpatine killing darth vader. Nobody wins.

>>150804736
*AHEM*
>poo peepoop

TRAVIS DUMP THE FEMOID AND GET YOUR WIZARD POWERS BACK

>>150804349
Fuck you gonna do about it?

0-2 Chads report!

>>150804703
>pussy
uhhhhh

>>150804731
This has been the best start in years

how dead is he? season ender?

Queef sissies I don't feel so good...

Eagles go 2-0 so of course some cowboys schizo is going to have an autistic melty. That’s just what spergs do though, they have autistic meltdowns

>choofs
>0-2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>150804755
>Nobody wins
well the eagles win

>>150804767
Glass Joe is shattered again.

>>150804727
uh oh kelce has that wife beater look on his face again.
will he kill taytay one day?

>>150803882
What was he upset about?

>>150804755
?? Chiefs fans aren’t trashy. You guys can hate the Chiefs without coming up with the weirdest head canon. The Chiefs fanbase is the Hallmark-ass heartland of white America.

>>150804721
when george mccaskey is drawn and quartered in the center of soldier field

>>150804360
Looking jacked big dog

The Chiefs D looked great

>>150804767
ligament apparently

Falcons will win tonight

daily reminder the saints are NOT the worst team in the league.

>>150804448
>Kiwi
>xhe still thinks I'm not someone else...

Thinking Chinese for the last game today

Either Hurts doesn't trust his arm or doesn't trust his WRs (except for jump balls to Smith).
Also, he won't throw over the middle.

>>150804783
He’s a washed faggot

>>150804767
several weeks is what reports say, seems like 4 weeks is average for this injury

>>150804799
>Guaranteed American flag reply

>turned off the broncos-colts game when i saw the 60 yd fg miss
>turns out there was a 15 yard penalty and the colts won on the rekick

>>150804767
Couple of three weeks same injury as purdy

reminder that people that root for the Ravens laughed when Iryna Zarutska was stabbed in the neck by some random nigger.

>>150804771
does that mean we are getting gay porn and cheese pizza in the genny again

>>150804755
Luke is Bills in this scenario
Lando is Baltimore
Han is Chargers
Leia is Packers
Ewoks are Cardinals
Bengals can be like the ugnaughts or something

This is irrefutable

>>150804808
They did this shit last year too

Imagine being a pro football team and losing 3+ games in a row.

>>150804797
no and this will be payback for '98

Burrs and Clots are in similar spots. Could be very competitive if they had a QB, and while the Bears are clinging to "b-but we used a high draft pick on him recently he MUST be good!" and watching Caleb singlehandedly lose games, Irsay ded so the Clots could move on from his pet pick

>>150804816
nigga could you not have waited literally 5 seconds

>>150804808
Nah, it's clearly their offensive gameplan as a whole.
>dink and dunk
>run the ball
>if the defense gets caught throw deep
I don't like it desu but at least they're running the ball, yet it's even more dink and dunk than Kellen Moore did.

eagles got way too cocky with the tush push and its going to force nfl officiating to crack down on them, even normalfags are noticing their false starts and lining up offside now. gg you played yourself

>>150804799
We’re not doing this every night

>>150804808
No Goedert hes the difference maker for this offense ive been saying this

>>150804784
Don’t you remember the news story about the four homosexual chiefs fans who overdosed and died watching the Super Bowl during a Chiefs gay orgy/watch party and the guy whose house they died at just hung out with their dead bodies and butt raped the corpses for three days.

>>150804503
That would be best case scenario. It sounds like he might have torn the ligaments in his foot, which is worse

>>150804815
Oh, you got me good with that one muttlover. Have fun asking the aussie for pictures of his hand some more. I'll just keep posting my seethe weapons.

>>150804822
kek

reminder that people from New York (state) are actual faggot redditor communist, by extension Toronto aswell

Dak has never had a better pair of receivers in his whole career. Dem Boyz going to fixing about to finally win da owl.

>>150804832
you said that last year
eagles fans pretty much know it'll get banned next year but might as well use it

The fact that the bengals won the game somehow really pissed me off fuck this shit

Trevor lawrence get a haircut faggot

>>150804819
Bizarre accusation

>>150804829
There was shit happening in the other games, though I'll definitely stick around for a few seconds after a kick now

>>150804721
>Poles is out after this year(yet another offset timeline for gm and coach)
>Ben Johnsons scheme is useless without a goated o line(many such cases)

its not looking good brev

>>150804837
turf toe is ligament tears in the toe

>burrs
Stop talking about that joke of a franchise

>>150804717
He's not just a meme player either he is legit. I miss him on my kangz.

>>150804853
Told you they’d be 0-2

What is that chant? Sounds like "Dallas sucks!"

So Goff is good now yeah?

>>150804721
bagent?

>>150804841
Not interested retard

MY KANGZ ABOUT TO BE 2-0!

>>150804851
i don't want the play banned i want the nfl to call illegal formation and false start

>poo peepoop
>Eagles go 2-0 so of course some cowboys schizo is going to have an autistic melty. That’s just what spergs do though, they have autistic meltdowns

>>150804197
u r mad lmoa

How did that revenge game go?

Who's winning the AFCW?

>Falcons vs Vikings
I don't know which team I want to lose more

>>150804862
key and peele tier celebration

How do you even fix my Bearsies bros? Bring in a new GM and trade everyone for picks? Is Ben Johnson staying for a 5 year rebuild?

>>150804850
>barely beat the Chef Russ gnats at Jerryworld in OT
lol lmao even

>>150804864
spiritually or mathematically?

>>150804819
We laugh at shootings not stabbings chuddie

>>150804874
Nah. JJ and Drake Maye is who we should keep an eye on.

>>150804877
Ok, retard. Enjoy your night of crying and watching old super bowl videos from a quarter of a decade ago.

>>150804893
Kangz'll win as usual.

how are the chiefs 0-2 and the bills 2-0?

>>150804874
Goff was always good. Some people here legitimately thought he was only good because of Sean McVay and Ben Johnson. Complete fucking retards

>>150804808
It's the play calling

>>150804899
nigually

>>150804906
Not interested retard

>>150804903
Maaaaan shut the fuck up

>>150804874
always has been

How many more weeks until Ben's negro fatigue peeks and Tyson Bagent is deemed the starter of Da Bears?

>>150804910
Because the Chiefs are bad and the Bills are good

This wouldnt have happened if Zac Taylor wasnt a moron and actually tried to build a decent O-line for Burrow

>>150804910
The Chiefs unironically suck.

>>150804895
shocked at how bad they look and how good the Lions O look without the supposed genius Johnson

>>150804874
>good
>now

>>150804874
No

>>150804910
because the bills played the jets and the chiefs played a division game and the defending champs

Chiefs are still going to win the owl.

>>150804934
They almost beat the best team in the NFC without their starting receivers. You guys need to chill

>>150804910
kelce took out their wr1. ffat old fuck needed to retire last year but no way his ego was gonna let him go after a super bowl humiliation

>>150804881
my vikies :)

>>150804874
beating up on the burrs does not make you good

>>150804951
based retard

>>150804933
Zac Taylor is the head coach, anon. The men you are mad at are Duke Tobin and Mike Brown.

>>150804910
>hear all offseason that Mahomeboy is pissed
>working on fundamentals, footwork, chemistry with receivers
>laser sharp in camp, like a sniper
>get to season
>he's slow, plodding, and wildly inaccurate
>overthrowing and undershooting receivers all over the place
>entire offseason looks like it is in slow-mo

Unironically how do we filter through the offseason/camp lies?

>>150804899
Yes

Le Epic Bills Mafia, I see this as a complete win.

>>150804895
Bears just haven't had a great QB in my lifetime. Williams isn't as terrible as some predicted but he's not it.

>>150804929
I'd say week 6 will be Bagent's first start. Poles will be pressuring Ben to stick with Caleb longer

MY WWWIIISSHHH FOORRR YOOUUUUU

>>150804910
>mahomes just chucks the balls like a retard behind himself
>bounces off of the receiver
this is how it always works in reality, mahomes and kelce just made it work for a few years.

>>150804584
Rams on a crash course with the Eagles

>>150804969
>Unironically how do we filter through the offseason/camp lies?
Stop listening to Chief homers.

>>150804953
why don't they go and sign or trade for a WR
dumb fucks relying on the mutt to do everything

>>150804969
>Unironically how do we filter through the offseason/camp lies?

you just ignore it all

>>150804953
nah that game was not that close.

>>150804910
Chiefs got caught lackin against the Chargers, and everyone knew the Eagles would beat them again. Bills won their coin flip matchup against the Ravens, and everyone knew the Jets were fraudulent

>>150804982
Yeah listen to mindbroken Chiefs haters instead, they’re always right haha

Solid showing by my Reffies today.

>>150804947
the jets are a division game and the ravens were the hot team with the MVP Lamar Jackson.

>>150804969
Nobody expected to go into the season without Worthy and Rice, and a washed Kelce.

Where's the anon that posted pic related in every thread?

>>150804914
Nah. Goof is good when he's got perfect protection. Outside of that, he's awful like we saw against the Redskins

>>150804804
Nice, what are you going to get?

>>150804952
Just ignore him before he starts posting naked black men again

Chiefs will lose to the Giants and go 0-4

Screencap this

>>150804969
don't forget
>Simmons the LT is playing like an all-pro in camp n' sheeit

>>150804965
>looks like shit today

My KANGZ

>>150804999
prety sure everyone expected rice to get suspended

>>150805000
Doesn't count since I made that post before Worthy got injured and when we thought Rice would have a delayed suspension. Nice try though.

Anyone have the pic/gif of Kelce doing the bladerunner 2049 scream after his drop?

>>150804986
Because Worthy will be back any week and they get Rice back by week 6. It’s not necessary to press the panic button just because people are trolling the Chiefs online. By mid-season they should be a top 3 team in the league and their record will straighten out

>>150804976
Disgusting, retarded, repugnant, repulsive, hideous, heinous, atrocious, grotesque and subhuman

>>150805008
Sorry, but the prophecy has already been decided by fate

>>150804853
PUT

THE CONDITIONER

DOWN

Luxurious hair is for closers

Kangz'll win easily. Post as much Pro-Kang media as possible in preparation.

>>150804996
reffies gave >us a win this week

>>150804874
Goff has always been good, people cope cause he's a white pocket passer.

>>150804895
we can start off by murderaping ryan poles for his infinite hubris

>>150805022
Rice was originally expected to have a delayed suspension and it was only supposed to be 4 to 5 games. The league tried to suspend him for 12 games but the NFLPA dropped it to 6 games.

>>150805026
Cope lmao

>>150805008
While that would be unimaginably based we all know that’s not happening

*serves you four quarters of gourmet meals and then a fried turd*

>>150805036
Temuqueen <3

>Patcuck Macuck with yet another garbage time meme chuck against the Eagles
Kek so pathetic

I'm not interested in hearing about how bad the Queefs OL is. Brady had Isiah Wynne at LT for years and was unstoppable

Eagles OC is trash. First real defense will expose >us. Hope the Dolphins fire McDaniels soon so we can hire im mid season as an OC.

>>150804782
Taytay is getting beaten like a drum tonight

>>150804997
AFCE games dont count as division games because only one team is ever good and the rest are bottom feeders of the whole league

>>150805031
For the record, Quinyon was NOT at fault on the long TD catch. It was Reed that fucked up the zone and Q made a great hustle play to almost break it up anyway.

>>150805056
literally only because of a phantom RTP too lol

>mahomo now has two straight losses to Burrow, Hurts and Brady on his resume

KEKED
U
C
K
E
D

>>150805000
Don’t need to!

>>150804895
Trust the fucking process nigga, you just played two teams that went a combined 29-5 last year. Also, it would help if the fucking offensive line didn't feel the need to maul defensive linemen every snap.

>AFCW will be contested between the raiders and chargers, Pete Carroll vs Jim Harbaugh part 3
KINO!

>>150805064
>goal posts

CARDINALS WTF WAS THAT SHIT

>>150805040
hunter made contact early and jags committed a blatant uncalled pi on 3rd down against higgins the prior drive

Based Jalen "I don't play for stats" Hurts

>>150804953
This!
My heckin Chieffies are the only team that ever plays with injuries.

im gay

>>150805050
I have spoken what I have spoken
0-4
Don't shoot the messenger

Screencap this too

>>150805076
caleb's deep ball sucks dick and the defense is both fragile and shallow, also swift needs to get cut immediately.

>>150805000
>>150805049
The post was made assuming the Chiefs would have all their weapons since Rice's suspension was delayed.

>>150805095
did you choose to make the ravens vikings game on sunday night football?

I hope the Bears, Dolphins, and Chiefs go winless.

Queefs are going 8-9 this season. Tyreek and OBJ can't save them.

>>150805092
>Chris Jones literally can't stop flapping his big nigger lips

>>150805058
Brady could actually play smart football and wasn't dependent on ref-enabled 20 second dropbacks where his receivers just ran a scramble drill until they inevitably got open

>>150805060
Has any team ever done that?

>>150805095
I knew it!

>>150804999
DEY WAS INJURED N OLD N SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT!

Packers don't play a team with a chance of beating them until November. Scary fuckers, they should be renamed the Dahmers.

>>150805095
>>150805095
>>150805095
>>150805095
>>150805095

>>150805060
I actually think he just played it super conservatively against the Chiefs defense which was great.

>>150805092
fucking lol

>>150805123
>which was great
They very nearly lost

>>150805092
not a good look mr. jones

>>150805095
@grok is this real?

>>150805109
*falcons

>>150805036
>>150805054
Women are always so quick to say I told you so and of they're ever wrong it's someone else's fault.

>>150805103
>Caleb's deep ball is an embodiment of Caleb himself

>>150805092
KWAB
https://x.com/1slimeyreaper/status/1967368776627937408

>it's week 2 and the cowboys have already peaked

Lmao 4-15 is gonna hit this franchise like a freight truck

>>150805092
kek

>>150805092
>chimp jones
hahahahahaha
>>150805125
No, but that I meant the Chiefs defense was great.

>fills in for russell wilson next week
>is elite in your path
>causes chiefs to go 0-3
You're welcome. The real white man marches on >soon

>>150805145
Ah yeah it definitely stepped up from week 1, their offense is still an issue though

>>150805139
>cowboys loses in the owl with the worst record

>>150805095
Too bad stating the obvious isn't bannable

>>150805128
deeyyyy wuz false startin' n sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit
kek, can't wait to read this cope all week. based mohammad posting some real bait for the muttlover(s)

>>150804388
>He doesn't know

>gnast winless again

Looks like John Mara is gonna have to suck off his prize winning horse again tonight

>>150805139
The footage from the locker room was fucking bizarre. You’d think they won the auperbowl when all they did was squeak out a nail biter in OT against the freaking gnats

>Puka Nacua
kek more like the puke nuke

>Eagles nearly lost to a weaponless Chiefs that didn't have their WR1 or WR2.
Kek

I'm not entirely fond of black people

There I said it

>>150805119
I see at least 4 packtard L's on this list.

>>150805139
>4-15
dem boyz got you seething

>>150805169
2-0

>>150805092
eagles are feeling themselves a little too much
they could easily be 0-2 right now

>>150805169
damn thats some brown cope

mahomes had people thinking Dhop was washed. he looks elite with lamar though.
let that sink in.

At what point can we all just admit Joe Burrow is made of glass

>>150805162
At least the offence looked good. Those Russ deep balls made me legit feel like I'd gone back to 2015 man he was balling

>>150805107
And the Eagles didn't have Goedert, much bigger impact than missing a couple replacement-level WRs.

>>150805111
I'm so fucking tired of the Tyreek Rumors. That's just Tyreek's agent trying to make it happen. The Chiefs are a smart organization and they're not fucking their cap space next year and forfeiting multiple draft picks to get a guy who's already in decline, a team cancer, and might get suspended just lie Rice because he's also a scumbag. Tyreek might want to go back but the feeling is not mutual.

>>150805177
1993.

>>150805180
>If you lost the games you won, you will have a losing record
Brilliant insight

>>150805157
you bastards!
>>150805150
Chiefs defense was fucking all over the field and was physically tough as shit. The Chiefs offense is absolutely pathetic. Their WRs are shit even with the ones they're missing, their RBs are a non factor, and their OL is average at best but sucks in run blocking and only is good at pass blocking because they hold. And now that Kelce is washed it's legitimately just Mahomes. The Chiefs GM is so fucking overrated and has built a shitty team that's carried by Mahomes and Reid.

>>150805180
2-0

>>150805173
woah, you need to take a chill pill buddy

>>150805092
Chiefs win the game if not for Kelce being a major retard

>>150805180
Yeah where do they get off. They’re just the 2-0 reigning champs.

>>150805119
It’s a shame Burrow’s now out for at least a month. It would have been fun watching him fight the Packers defense

>>150805191
New

mahomes is not in the same tier as lamar, burrow, and allen

>>150805190
Yeah, the queefs have NEVER employed someone that looks the other way at another person's off-field behavior...

>>150805195
I’m feeling bad for Mahomes honestly, same for Burrow. They both deserve better situations

The NFC might have 7 2-0 teams at Monday's end

>>150805202
hmm i thought they didnt care about last year?

>>150804895
Expect a comedy show and not a football game and youre good

>>150805211
That’s nice dear. Try winning a ring sometime

>>150805092
Based Hurts putting the chimp in his place.

>>150805211
https://youtu.be/M2Dd92qa9vg?t=718

>>150804895
Virginia is the curse. You need a new owner. Nothing will change until that happens.

>>150805239
Hurts is a chimp though

>>150805092
>niggles vs chimps

>>150805250
hurts is an honorary white

>>150805092
reminder: the iggles' owl wins were against a 41 year old QB and an injury plagued team

>>150805248
She ded.

>>150805250
By that logic Mahomes is a chimp too

>>150805248
Lol she dead and they worse

>>150805128
In that last five minutes the refs
>refused to give the Eagles a TD despite the fact that you could clearly see the ball across the goal line
>gave the Chiefs a game-extending first down on 3rd and forever when a defender barely grazed Mahomes
>used the new spotting tech for the first and only time to determine that the Eagles *didn't* make a first down when it sure fucking seemed like they did
>allowed the usual blatant holding on every snap

So yeah...if Chiefsfags are looking for sympathy, look elsewhere. The refs were still giving them all the help they could. They're just so bad now they can't save them without making it blatantly obvious

>>150805169
Guess your WR1 and WR2 aren't that good because they're too bitch made to play the game.

SHITPOSTING IS WHAT WE DO IT STARTS WITH US IT ENDS WITH US ITS ALL ABOUT OUR PROCESS THATS WHERE SUCCESS COMES FROM

WE HAD ONE MISSION IN THIS THREAD: CALL OUT REFFIE BULLSHIT AND THATS WHAT WE DID

FLAGS ON PLAYS
YEAH!
SHIT TEAMS STINKING IT UP AGAINST EACH OTHER
YEAH!
FROGPOSTING
YEAH!
POSTING PICTURES OF YOUR SNACKS
YEAH!

NOW GET YOUR SNACKS TOGETHER AND GET THOSE FAPS IN FALCONS KANGZS STARTS IN 20

(CLAPPING AND HIGH 5S)

>>150805274
and mahomes lost to a 43 year old QB

>>150805312
eagles shouldnt talk about ref treatment when they have been cheating for years on the tush push

>>150805211
Burrow? Is that the guy whose foot bussy just got torn?

>>150804444
That's two in a row. Too busy thinking about the wedding plans.

>>150805338
Not a cheat if it isn't banned.

>>150805321
lol ur gay

>lions gave a game ball to Martha Ford for turning 100
Kinda based ngl

>>150804783
it dawned on him he's going home to a 40 year old roastie instead of a twelve year old boy

>>150805004
everything

>>150805357
False starts and illegal formations are banned

>>150805360
THATS OUR PROCESS THATS OUR MINDSET ITS ALL ABOUT DOING WHAT WE DO AND NOTHING ELSE AND THATS WHERE THE DUBS COME FROM

>>150805374
>outlived the Bears owner
>outlived her shit husband
>tried to fix the team
>handed it over to someone else when she couldnt
She's cool
Happy birthday

>>150805414
ur mindset is gay? lol

>NFC North is going to be a battle between Detroit and Green Bay again with a massive game on Thanksgiving
>both teams know it's all about February not September
As it should be.

>>150805453
Oh fuck Packers vs lions is thanksgiving!?
I'm hard already

>>150805430
>overthrew her son
>Fired her Husband's drinking buddies
>Promoted Queen Sheila who wanted to work for years but was told by the boys club she couldn't
Love Martha.

>>150805092
>You don't even have 1 win

>>150805556
kek
KEK

>>150805274
Based still count.

>>150805092
Ok, hurts is officially black now