Thread 150808372

average Minnesotan girl edition
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fuck anime

Thank god I didn’t go to the bar for this crapfest

I licked a girls dick and I liked it

first for vikiesfrens!!!

Based sex havers

Wrong pic.

Why can't mcsharty just chuck it to jefferson?

total falcon supremacy

is jj gonna be a bigger flop than christian ponder?

>>150808372 (OP)
PEDO THREAD

It’s a genuine flaw of the league that you literally need an elite QB to be competitive.

Bluds mic sussy

>>150808400
He already did once. He can't redeem the token again until next week.

it is literally scorigami time

recycle this first >>150807229
>>150807229
>>150807229

my falcons are doing it

DELTA SET

>>150808372 (OP)
zamn who is this angel

Neither of these teams are going to wildcard weekend lol

bust.

McSharty stinks

Finish the Reich bread first

Jefferson is going to force a trade isn’t he

>>150808414
You don't. Look at the Eagles.

>>150808413
she's over 18 you fucker

for the love of god let pitts catch one more pass

>>150808429
based foid

>>150808372 (OP)
>not a picture of a somalian in a burka

Anon I know you’re trying to be optimistic about what’s going on here but let’s at least be truthful.

>>150808421
neck yourself

>>150808393
i like this girl but im scared i put her off because when we fucked i put her fingers in my mouth and sucked them off when she was on top

Minnesota shouldn't let Kirk leave the stadium and sit McShsrty on the bench the rest of the year

Is this the thread?

TELL ME ALL YOUR THOUGHTS ON GOD
>CAUSE I'D REALLY LIKE TO MEET HER

I am obsessed with the female poop hole

>>150808393
Go chiefs btw

>>150808462
Walled tranny

this is the gamethread because it isn't confusing as hell to me

>>150808451
Yeah that's pretty gay bro

>>150808440
If Minnesota doesn’t make it to the NFC championship game at minimum, Jefferson will definitely be forcing a trade. He won’t stick around for any more of this bullshit.

>>150808408
Is this at the Cobb Galleria?

>>150808462
Young-looking cisgender

>>150808479
jefferson to pittsburgh

>>150808451
lol dude

jay jay what is u doin

>player on the offensive line sneezes
>all the defenders swarm the line of scrimmage, some even getting hands on the QB
>this is somehow an offensive penalty
When will the NFL step in and do something about false starts? The offense should be able to dance a broadway tune before the snap if they want.

Why did the '98 Vikings lose the title game?

Chris Lynch?

I miss /qa/.

>>150808479
Are you watching the game?

>>150808500
less points than their opponent had hehe

i love sucking tranny cock and jerking off to pathetic leaky estrogen ejaculations.

Positives: No pick-6.
JJ's catch at the end of the 2nd
FOURTH REICH doing well
JJM only costs $5M/yr to play like this
....that's about it

>>150808500
Because they're a failure of an organization

sacked penis

why does jefferson play with diamond necklace bros

This is the thread

>>150808391
You would have never gone, creep

>>150808492
>Rodgers to Jefferson
Feels like a good match

holy shit that was a sack

Do both of these teams don’t want to win???

>>150808500
many blame Anderson (who WAS literally perfect all season) for the missed FG, but the defense went to shit at the end and blew it.

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

>>150808510
this guy gets it

>>150808500
Denny taking a knee
Robert Smith running out of bounds
And obviously the missed kick

>>150808521
Shiny rock good

Failcunts keep giving the Vikucks chances to get back into the game

>>150808534
They're scared of success

BLOWN UP PENIS

HAI GUYYS!!

>>150808500
No one even remembers who won it. All anyone remembers is that Randy Moss in purple and yellow was in the cover of the game they were playing that year.

>>150808521
we wuz

>>150808500
Black HC, Minnesota meant to suffer

>>150808522
Kinda cute. Would.

pretty good game honestly

>>150808508
12-6 at the end of the 3rd. Of course. I’m speaking in general about the team not this specific game. He will not stick around next year if they don’t go to the championship game. You can bank it.

MINISOMALIA IS AN
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FUCK MILLIE PHILLY PHILLY
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>>150808560
>capital "b"
cuck

HEY CHUD

SNIFF THIS!!

is hockey back yet?

I hated that Minecraft movie man.

not a bit worried. sorry atlantafrens but i am not very convinved that a 6 point lead is enough for micahel penix and his frens to win this game!

>>150808551
based Dreamcast chad

DO YOU THINK THIS HAPPENS ALL THE TIME
CRUCIAL POINT ONE DAY BECOMES A CRIME

>>150808510
Whoa.

>>150808569
>packtard, coping like a motherfucker, moves the goal posts when he faces the slightest arguement
kek. eat shit, sconnie. Looks like Kyle Rittenhouse missed a couple...

sigh

>>150808580
There is nothing more depressing than when it’s the middle of winter and hockey is on KFAN

>>150808372 (OP)
My ex girlfriend from Minneapolis died and my ex girlfriend from Atlanta won't talk to me. Who do I root for?

>>150808576
UH OH
STINKY

>>150808576
Enjoy your vacation :)

Just woke up is the score due to bad offense or great defense?

Who says no?

>porn on a blue board
good job jannies

>>150808522
Would.
Have in my early 20s.

>>150808578
that's what's she gets for eating all those Whoppers

Behead the wilfs

Just realized the Vikings wear purple because of Prince

FOOMBLE

you know koc regret not taking rodgers

>>150808576
wouldnt it be hot if her ass prolapsed ahahhah

>>150808403
Did that just now. Sorted. Now to enjoy my mini Ginger Ale in a minican like a fag because I can't fucking drink anymore!!! Recovery isn't even hard it's just fucking boring. Like this game!!! It never ends. Allright, jerk off and sleep it is.

>>150808507
me too

*vine boom*

McCarthY might actually be the worst starter in the NFL

WHITE QBS HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

>>150808607
Spee gamethreads are the exception

>>150808616
opposite, actually.

>>150808576
JANNIES
CLEAN IT UP

Lmao this kid FUCKIN SUUUUCKKSSSS

>black qbs that can’t run

Why is this even a thing?

>>150808588
My nigga.

What a terrible game

>>150808403
huh

>>150808581
CHICKEN JOCKEY

this game sucks

>>150808576
Enhance

slop game

FOOMBLE

over

oh my god this FUCKASS GAME.
A FUMBLE FOR WHAT? ANOTHER FUCKING FIELD GOAL? FFFFFFUCK OFF

Guys, I'm starting to think JJ McCarthy might fucking suck.

>gay gay mcsharty

lmaooooo

>>150808605
Yes especially if she massages me with oil again

FOOMBLE

>>150808569
Justin could be gone by the trade deadline if KC can put together a package, they're desperate for WR help, they'll go after Tyreek first but if JJ's on the market
>Deablo getting a strip sack
couldn't do that in LV you bum

FOOOOOOMBLE

Feel bad for JJ. This is a fuckin' joke put out by KAM and KOC.

disaster game.

vikings need to have a serious conversation about tanking.

for the love of god someone score a TD

>>150808638
>What a terrible game
terrible games can be made great with good threads
these threads are terrible

SHEEEEESH cuh I thot WE WUZ elite n SHIEEEEEET

Do people in MN pretend to like Prince because he's the only noteworthy person from the state?

You can't tell me these two QBs are better than Kirk Cousins

lol

doesnt the oline need to protect jj, hes just a baby

Protip: Game is actually kinda exciting if you turn on your local radio and listen to the nationwide broadcast syndicated across the country. I just tried it out and it's a night and day difference

whats the game plan vikebros what are we doing here

>>150808630
Wait until you tell him the reason the LA Lakers wear those colors, and why they pretend to have so many championships.

>>150808623
I almost miss the weab Mafia now.

Ok genuine question is there literally any QB we can trade for?

>>150808592
Luls. Dem Boyz fan here you’ve got the wrong guy. But it’s OK I’m sure the Viqueens will win something at some point for you. Maybe best diversity office or something.

This just proves that Shitcago is an even more suck ass team.

They’re gonna snap this poor white boy in half. Another 3 points coming up after penis doesn’t even get them close.

Are you telling me you wouldn't?

>>150808598
no way man it’s cozy. basketball kfan is way worse. i’d rather hear about common’s golf game.

hmm the posting reminds me of last week and look how that went eventually! vikies still in the game frens, we will go over the finish line together

Put me in coach!

>4th quarter starts
>Alright it's McCarthy time
>Immediate fumble
Oh okay then

>>150808685
If there is no plan the enemy can't predict your next move.

the reality is, both these teams suck (and their qbs)

FOOOOOMMBLLLLLLEEEEE

>>150808691
Teddy Bridgewater

MCCARTHY IS A WEAK NERD GIVE A VIKINGS JERSEY TO COUSINS

JJ is a confirmed bust. Vikings should call the Falcons. I heard they have a backup qb they can trade. Kirk cousins. He might be pretty well on the vikings.

>>150808607
i told the jannies i would post porn in /cfb/ if my gators upset #9 ole miss last year and they upheld their word and left shamitits and a bunch of other ecchi up for two hours

>Darnold almost won 14 games with this team
>Case Keenum almost took them to an owl
What is with this team and mediocre white QBs

>>150808696
keklmao

lmao

>>150808692
>yeah, but look at these VHS tapes I have
kek, eat shit soiboi. your team is an even bigger embarrassment given the amount of love the league gives them. Faggot.

>>150808427
she's too pure for this place

my chargies would bootyblast both these shit teams

>>150808678
Purify yourself in the waters of lake Minnetonka and ask that again.

>>150808691
her bellybutton is weird

This game has been fucking awful holy shit

heeeeem

This is a pure 2008 SEC game level slurper

>>150808721
You now remember Christian Ponder.

I think these QBs SUCK

>>150808691
Kirk cousins

poopoo mcsharty

>>150808663
Possible but it really depends on their record at that point. I could see him going there or Pittsburgh next year for sure though.

Both QBs are handoff merchants

Sack Bowl

NOOOOOO!!!! MY HECKING FANTASY TEEEAMMMM!!!

>>150808707
1993.

>>150808702
We shall agree to disagree. YADDAT

>>150808703
JJ will drop a few dimes and mason will take off to the races

>had purdy in fantasy
>hurt
>switch to jj mccarthy
>awful


who do i pivot to?
only options are dan jones, joe flacco, and kyler.

they were supposed to get better in the second half..

Slurper of a game b

Was that the Roman Reigns theme?

>>150808735
FSU Legend

Tackle/Guard gotta be the positions with the lowest IQ in the whole sport. How do you fuck up these plays?

>>150808727
Built for BBC

Both of these OLs suck
>roman theme
1

How do I get a gf like this?

NOOOOOO!! THIS IS A BLUE BOARD!!!

Zzzz

2 scores is likely insurmountable

With the twelfth overall pick, the Minnesota Vikings select Christian Ponder.

This game is so trahs bro

Put in Kirk Cuckskin already. This is fucking retarded.

>>150808537
always blaming the white guy, even when he messes up only once :/

>>150808753
1812

>>150808735
I remember his wife.

>>150808758
the goyim fell for it!

>>150808746
I got viking defense, I'm feeling good.

YES PITTS CATCH

>>150808691
the browns will probably give you shadman for free

>>150808757
Ryback

Kangz defense is legit thobeit

Late but,
FOOOOOMMBLLLLLLEEEEE!!

Give this Romo a raise.

HOLY FUCK A FIELD GOAL, WHO WOULD'VE KNOWN?

i can smell all the somalians through the screen

>failcons beat the viqueens
>neither team got a tuddy

>growing up, 50+yd FGs were insanity
>people are now routinely hitting 60yd no problem
We are unironically going to see regular 70yd FGs in the next 5-10 years, aren't we?

>>150808770
Move to ATL

So the asian kicker is fired, right?

>>150808770
I don't think I could survive as an 1800s slave owner, I'd waste so much time banging black chicks

Well we'll see you later Younghoe

Be honest, would you?

>The kicker off the bench is just Elite as fuck
Stop Asian hate!

I have seen enough, give me Wentz vs Kirk

FUCK YEAH BROS CAN A GET A HYEAAAALLLLLLLLLL YEAHHHHH FOR ANOTHER FUCKING FIELD GOAL

YOUNG HOE BROS

WERE SO FUCKING DONE

>>150808766
I remember his first drive at FSU and it's so different than how they treat FSU today. The gay announcer said "this kid has a SPARKLE IN HIS EYES that reminds me of a young Tom Brady".

7 field goals. Nice on Gooddell

>Roman Reigns theme
Based
>FG Game
Lmao

specialteamsbros, we are FEASTING

Omg this game sucks

If this faggot McCarthy doesn’t just throw it to Justin Jefferson every down its over

That Korean kicker is losing his job in real time

It'd be nice if we got some touchdowns

>>150808779
That was the british retard. We've been over this countless times.
>cucknadian education

mason is about run it for a touchdown! Two-point conversion is good! penix throws a pick 6! vikies take the lead!

>>150808801
nice npc take anon, didn't think id need to hear it for the 100th time

>>150808770
moving to atl is legit advice. The black chicks are hot, successful, and desperate for a guy who isn't gay

>>150808754
anon answer me this, do you like parades?

*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*

>>150808807
obviously, she seems sweet too which i like

What the fuck is a groyper?

I had to go somewhere at the half, how's it been?

Acknowledge him.

post the roast you fucking cowards

>>150808790
gigantic breasts


real talk do you think girls like this would show them for 100 bucks?

which team has the most chickenhead britneys?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxAyPPvjgCg

OMG CURLING YASSS XD XD

BRUSHY BRUSHY

>>150808837
what does this smell like?

>>150808841
Homosexual

GOD I CANT WAIT FOR THE OLYMPICS
I wont kill myself, I swear I have to be here!

>>150808770
be White

>Snack Wrap ks under 3 dollars!
>2.99
They could at least charge 2.95 or something if they're gonna advertise like that

WHY DO THEY KEEP RETURNING THE KICKOFF???????

>>150808807
Such a mid looking bitch doesn't deserve a grade A ass like that.

>>150808837
beautiful white woman.

>>150808757
T-Law obviously

>>150808803
you don't watch the news, all the Koreans in Georgia were deported

>>150808841
I think that word is synonymous for gay vikings cheerleaders

>>150808837
god that is so hot.

could my 4.7 inch white manhood satisfy a woman like that?

>>150808843
I acknowledge even cm punk is better

What’s the record for the most fgs in a game in which only fgs are scored?

>>150808850
This but unironically. If you dont love the curling threads, you arent /sp/ and should kill yourself

>>150808869
Based TRUMP!

>>150808841
the half of /pol/ that isn't miggers

>>150808770
I turned down a black chick at laser tag in college 6 years ago
Kind of regret it now

>>150808837
That's a man.

the ecstacy of these beats

>Vikes down two scores
>10 min to go
>Uhh we gone run the ball for 2 yards over and over

>>150808848
Pittsburgh and it's not even close.

GOD DAMN IT MCNIGGERTY

>>150808843
1

>>150808877
IIRC last year Commies Giants #1 was 21-15 all FGs

>>150808843
black Adam is such a shit movie

>>150808691
Krimp Coupons

THIS DOOD FUXKIN STIIIIIINKSSSSS

>>150808801
>The year is 240
>Team is down by 2 with 10 seconds left
>Touchback on the kick off.
>Kicker comes out a boots a fucking 80 yarder
That's game folks

My vikeies smell like doo doo

Elite airball, future HoF esque perchance...

>>150808897
racist

>>150808877
boswell, or whatever pittsburgh;s kicker was at that time had like 7 alone that one game, think they won 21-15 or something.

McCarthy is ASS

McCarthy fucking sucks dude

>>150808879
I highly recommend going to your local rink and joining a league. Curling is as comfy kino of a hobby as it gets.

Sam darnold would never

This shit game has me in the mood for some Arby's.

>>150808848
based underground volume 1 enjoyer

>>150808885
Im a non migger republican but nick fuentes literally has gay sex with catboys. Being a follower of him is homosexual objectively.

This kid fucking sucks

>>150808902
That cowboy kicker might become the first $100 million contract kicker.

If the Falcons don't score a TD here, the Vikings are coming back. I can feel it. Put these niggas away already.

>3rd & 1
>go deep

why????

>>150808902
>240
Based calcio storico enjoyer

>>150808902
>240
Wtf did people do for fun in 240 A.D.?

LOL

McSharty gonna get so many death threats after tonight

Kangbros this dude ain’t the dude

Q: How ass is JJ McCarthy?
A: >>150808770

>>150808939
Raid a village

i blame Addison for beating his wife. if JJ had another WR weapon he would be more comfortable

>>150808939
Gladiator matches were still legal

>>150808945
This lead to a game-winning performance...
unlike picrel....

my vikies :/

>>150808936
that's what AAU teams teach kids nowadays in the highlight tiktok-edit era

I'm still confident my Falcons will find a way to lose this gsme

For all forward passes 20+ yards the receiver should be allowed one bounce

>>150808945
kek, what a gif

NO FLEX
ZONE
NO FLEX
ZONE
THEY KNOW BETTA
THEY KNOW BETTA

>>150808960
Where is he? Is he safe? Is he alright?

>dying on mcsharty hill
Kwab

>>150808960
Vikings should have never let Kirk leave. Why did they?

>>150808934
Not sure what more teams haven’t experimented with soccer centerbacks and goalkeepers as kickers. Those guys have spent their entire lives kicking balls the length of the field.

guys I don't think 4th quarter McCarthy is coming back

>>150808952
Didnt he get a dui?

>>150808962
>he thinks I'm a Puker
Lol

Why are black pipo's eyes always so red?

>barely win in 98
>get their bussy blown out by Elway in the owl
do falcons fans really consider this a good thing?

You can tell which franchise has never won a Super bowl. Oh wait

>>150808954
>>150808939
>you will never play rugby/football in the plaza before attending the Sunday night executions

>>150808987
because they're evil

Does Michael Penis live up to his name in you know... the bed?

>>150808979
Let's not pretend like kirk wasnt absolute shit last season.

I dont understand the kirk cousins thing if you were starting penix

>mccarthy is officially the biggest flop in vikings history
heh

>skol deez nuts in yo mouth

God damn this game sucks

>>150808989
It’s a better memory than the other one

Penix is elite

Kangfagz already seething kek

>>150808939
Kill people and associated activities. Kill people, watch other people be killed, rape people, watch other people be raped, etc.

>>150808986
>n-no I swear I'm not
kwapacktard

>>150808987
constantly high on drugs

>>150808989
They were the underdogs in that game.

>>150808994
Why would you ask that?

fuck minnisomalia

>>150808979
Cousins would have been sacked 9 times tonight and fumbled 4 of them. He's a statue. A very unaware statue.

>>150808994
Yes

dem rangz

>>150808987
i live in an apartment complex with (((affordable housing))) and these blacks are out at 8am smoking blunts and smoke it all day. And then the Democrats tell me they are poorer than me because of racism or something.

Okay, this game is officially over.

>>150808976
you shut the fuck up

it’s over

>>150809025
>He's a statue. A very unaware statue.
McCarthyesque....

Has it just been a strong defensive game? Why is the score so low?

this teams suck

Prepare for another FG!!!!

>>150809018
>>150809003
>it's not bad because they lost the next week instead of that won
Yikes.

i am getting slightly worried now for some reason

penix > alex smith already

>>150808979
his agent is a real one and turned Kirk from $60 million career earner into a $250 million career earner.

i have a quick release

>Vikucks faking injuries to stop the clock
bush league

Heem

>>150809038
both teams blow chunks

As an actual ball-knower who played in college I can tell you the defense is going to start turning on McCarthy. They’re not going to keep playing balls out if they know their shit QB is just going to give the ball away. It can turn ugly real quick.

If they can only score 6 against the falcons imagine when they finally face a good team

>>150809021
I'm horny asf rn

>>150809038
Well it's also that both QBs are shit

rip joey reddit CONFIRMED KIA

hahaha injured cuck bad things keep happening to the queenz

So many fucking ads man....

gay gay McCarthy was a first round pick

>>150809038
McCarthy has looked like shit, and the Vikings playcalling has been just as bad.

Packer fans how do we feel about this?

Put carson wentz in

run run pass and you can barely stop it
packers are going to fucking trash you

>>150809063
He HAS to demand a trade now, right?

>>150809038
>strong defensive game
usually this is a halfway plausible cope but tonight both teams simply stink on ice

>>150809038
Both teams essentially have rookies at QB.

NO FLEX
ZONE
NO FLEX
ZONE
DEY KNO BETTA
DEY KNO BETTA

these teams are so fucking bad its comical

Boring game. Gonna go read since no one is getting a touchdown.

>>150809063
Rip in pieces, joey ebaums

>>150809063
>mfw its real

>>150809066
So was Gayleb LMAO

Vikings only paid JJM $5M this year, so this is fine let him learn. Could be worse. Could be paying him $55M/yr to lose to the eagles or 9ers in the playoffs.

They let them get away with faking injuries because it lets them run more ads

>We aren't going to get to see a single touchdown
Why bros

is it time?

J Jettas

>>150809033
>landing gear down
wouldn't you want as much speed as possible?

>>150809063
Who’s that fag in the picture?

My burrs would get raped by both these teams

The new HECKIN OFFICERINO
YOU WILL WATCH IT

>>150809093
they need a twins-esque fire sale

>>150809068
back to the usual

Wtf even is that song in the Spotify ad? Sounds so terrible. Modern music is a travesty.

>>150809099
just another one of (((them))) who sucks agent cock to get "hot takes"

>>150809063
No fucking way shut up you're lying. He hurt his toe and will miss 3 months? What a little pussy ass bitch holy shit thats so pathetic what a loser

relax, JJ was not great tonight but it's not the end of the world. they have a better record than the Chiefs and Mahomes

Field goals & injuries are tonight's themes

Low skill/quality football is one of the worst things to watch. Most sports scale; you can watch a minor league hockey game or baseball game and get roughly the same enjoyment out of it. But when bad football is bad, it’s abysmal.

How would you describe the way niggers smell? Like a nasty musty smell?

the cowboys game should've been the primetime game

>>150809063
They should really give that affliction a different name. No one should miss three months and require surgery because of something called turf toe.

My dolphins would get bussy blasted by both these shit teams

>>150809063
>stub toe
>out for 3 months
Reddits favorite QB everyone

>>150809093
Sell team, move to Omaha, call yourselves the Sherriffs, publicly hang the fag cheerleaders

>>150809045
I fear it may be over finnbro

theres no way minnesota has 10,000 lakes

>>150809097
I had to slow down quickly to take the pic also it’s funnier that way

Setup for another FG :)

>>150809106
It looks so painfully unfunny
>don't be so self defecating!
That would have been slightly funny in 2005.

Brehs wtf!

>>150809063
>gaysky

>>150809123
like a dry rot hallway

so the viqueens have just given up? ok im going to sleep instead of watching this seamen slurping game

>>150809135
they define a cup of water as a lake

>>150809123
Ashy and oily

>>150809099
Turn your monitor on

>>150809068
Unsurprised. Two rookie QBs fucking around on SNF and can't take the pressure.... yet. Not taking much away from it. See how they are after week 6.

>>150809122
it's why I stopped watching college football for the most part. Even the CFP is mostly abysmal.

>>150809123
This one black chick I work with smells like vanilla

Ive gotten to a point where my gf loves family guy now. She used to think it was dumb but now she loves it

>>150809143
First vikings season?

>>150809063
a fucking left toe
just amputate that shit and get back on the field

>>150809153
I've worked with some black people who smell like piss :0

I dont want the chase sapphire card

>>150809120
holy kek

>>150809123
Sheboons are surrounded by a cloud of cheap but powerful perfume somehow strong enough to overpower their nog stench.

>>150809146
Sup /peedub/ bro

>>150809135
They have a weird counting system where a lot of bodies of water that could be ponds are counted. Wisconsin technically has more and Michigan has even more than both.

>>150809153
nah it's cocoa butter, but you're too sheltered to know what that is

>>150809138
Zoomers can’t into humor
They weren’t trained for it

Nother slurper next week

>>150809146
That was pretty good.

>>150809165
chill with the antisemitism

>>150809135
it's plausible, pic related is real size of finland and we have 120k lakes

>>150809165
But anon how are you going to get into.the exclusive VIP lounges without it

>>150809123
They smell like shit, literally

>>150809117
He’s looked like absolute ass for 7 out of 8 quarters.

>>150809123
black people who dont shower smell like poop, like not exaggerating its not like BO or musty just straight up poop

>>150809165
All those fucking ads are insufferable
>I had a le heckin tasty burger at the airport!

>>150809174
sup

>>150809187
they mask it with the ridiculous amount of weed they smoke

>>150809183
Name 3874

what is it like to live in a state with lakes and not an ocean?

>>150809176
Thanks for the insider info niggy

>>150809177
They weren’t trained for anything

>>150809191
Nah, they can cover it up with copious amounts of gucci guilty black

white people smell like wet dogs and spoilt milk

>>150809126
He needs to man the fuck up and play through the pain honestly. Its a toe. Get over it. Pussy.

>they're trying to shill Penix as a passer
Kek just stop

Farewell, semen slurper. My oshi needs me.

>>150809202
>your message is too long
sorry fren, cant... word limit

>>150809187
i've had the same experience, black girl in my class seemed like a put together girl but when i got close she smelled like shit. my maid and her daughter are black as fuck and do not smell though

Both of these teams suck
Except for Bijan

>>150809135
You know it
>>150809144
Bait
>>150809175
Bait

>>150809176
Its shea butter

GO FOR IT YOU BITCH

THEY KNOW ME AND JACK DANEISL GOT A HISTORY

>>150809203
Lakes are good but lake chains are the real good stuff

>>150809183
feels weird seeing a whole historied country and knowing the state that's underneath of it still has a higher population

I better not see the Vikings in another primetime game this season. Absolute shitters.

I genuinely don't understand that the Vikings supposedly saw enough in camp to go all in on JJ and he's looked like shit. Is this what they saw?

can i claim i have turf toe and call out of work tomorrow?

HAHAHA GOOD FUCKING GOING IDIOT

>>150809063
who cares
QB isn't a receiver, you don't have to stop on a dime
your toe doesn't matter
I played soccer with broken toes
if you can't play QB with a broken toe you're actually bitchmade

>>150809235
well.......unfortunately

GAME ENDING PENALTY WOOHOO

>>150809207
you can only blame this on the parents. Dude doesn't even have basic problem solving skills. Doesn't even really examine the mechanisms of the tool which is especially weird for a guy

>>150809235
I've got bad news

games over

kek

Infract this neutral zone, BITCH

>>150809233
i really dont think americans understand how small so many of those euro countries are, before you even get into demographics.

Like I've seen shitlibs say that if Finland can be all EV why cant the US, like bitch Finland has less people than NYC.

>>150809203
Heaven.

>Bijon-168
>The entire fucking Vikings team-148

Vikings really need Kirk unironically lmao. JJ is not ready at all.

We are officially on Tuddy Watch

>offsides
My sides!

The Vikings are a dumb team.

OH MY GOD A TOUCHDOWN

TUDDY

COME ON IN

why didnt the viqueens have any plans at all to obtain a new nfl caliber quarterback?

>>150809203
Do you think it would be cruel to describe in vivid detail the beauty I have seen to an Anon who has never walked on sand...

An absolute slurper tonight bros.
See you all for the double header tomorrow

>>150809159
Unironically this

Do whatever it takes to stay on the field. I cant tell you how many injuries I played through in highschool. Multiple concussions. Everything. I never wanted to leave the field. I would have played in college too if it wasnt for my knee injury. I might have been in the NFL. I was good enough. But now we'll never knowb

TOUCHDOWN

not to be reddit about it but McSharty needed to be humbled a bit.

ballgame

Vikies more like poopies

get fucked queens stupid fucks

Dirty birds are trash and play in a dome in hotlanta. NFL does not want this team to win.

Why did anyone think giving the Vikings THREE primetime games was a good idea?

they just let him in.

>they let them score
Nice sport you got there Americans

my falcons are still gonna fuck this up

Why aren't the fans loud and chanting like at the beginning?

Why would they let them score with only 3 mins remaining? It's not like you have Brady under center.

>letting them score
KWAB

Ayo we dem kangzz

>>150809297
if they still had sam they would deserve them

>no timeouts
>down 16
>not a touchdown scored all game
what's the queenz gameplan

Oh my, they finally got a yummy wummy tuddy?

>>150809297
The Monday game was kind of fun

>we'll let them score a touchdown, that'll give us a better chance to win
Are the Vikings retarded?

JJ will throw a game ending interception like the white qb he is

>>150809284
where I live people go to the shore, not to a lake.

>>150809301
no
not this one

wtf vikings i made tendies and popcorn for this crap?

>>150809203
i live on the coast but i love lakes, pic related is from family summer cottage

is shedeur better than mcsharty?

cash out your bets now

>>150809302
they left an hour ago

If you were to draw a picture of Arthur Blank people would say it it's an anti-semitic caricature

>>150808976
I miss those commercials.
Where are the commercials with the annoying songs?

Well, that wasn't any fun at all.

Why does he suck so much?

>>150809322
They both suck
t. watched enough of both in college

>>150809174
>>150809197
We out here

I WANNA FUCK MARISKA HARGITAY! MOMMY!

Motivatin' Manning :D

>down 16 with NO timeouts
>let the falcons score
are kangz throwing?

>>150809268
good catch

Poppi was founded by a woman so I refuse to drink it.

post skinny black women ass

>>150809290
he's going to get humbled to the UFL after he gets his bussy busted all season

>>150809308
score 2 td's and 2 2pts in 4 minutes

>>150809203
You can actually swim in a lake.

>>150809318
kek its indistinguishable from MN

>>150809287
>'nother slurper!

>>150809336
He's a zoomer

>>150809303
Giving up is a Minnesota pastime

>Aaron Jones hammy
Time is a flat circle

>>150809338
IRDBLT

THE BIG PAYBACK

>>150809342
defense hates mccarthy

>>150809336
Carried by d and run game in college
This faggot is not a good QB

So last week, it was more about the Bears being bad than the Vikings being any good.

>>150809203
I use to live on a lake.
It is cozy. All the benefits of without any of the downsides of living by the ocean, unless you like surfing.

>>150809351
Well it's the almost the same latitude, we more north though

>>150783472
>>150783472
Based!

Cousins will end up back in Minnesota lol

>>150809342
get your scrub qb some reps

Bring back the astronaut guy lol

Cheer up JJ you still get to play the burrs one more time

>>150809367
no shit, if caleb wasn't a complete retard the bears would've won that game by double digits

>>150809135
Ten tousand lakes, mon!

Who's the Vikings back up anyway?

carson wentz starting next week

>>150809207
This is pathetic. Our future is so fucked. Gen z are legitimately the laziest fuckers. Ive worked with quite a few. They never want to work and when they do the slightest amount of work they complain. About doing their job. That they signed up for. Its like they want to get paid for just sitting around doing nothing collecting a paycheck. I actually like to earn my money. I work hard for it. Fuck Gen z. We're doomed

lmao did Tirico just say
>are they ready to put an experienced QB on this team? No, they’re going with McCarthy!

>>150809317
I'm gonna cum on your grave

>>150809336
it takes him too long to get in the zone

>>150809114
Turf toe is unironically one of the worse injuries you can get.

>>150809254
Sup

I can't believe the viqueens selected the handoff man xD

LMAO PICKED

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NICE PICK

How do you pronounce Penix?

FUCKIN WOMP WOMP

KWAB

Vikings should have kept sam darnald. At least he looked competent.

OHNONONONONONO

that's all she wrote

>>150809313
>>150809312
>>150809312
>>150809312
KEEEEEEEEEEEM
>white QBs

HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND

how did the bears lose to this?

yawn time to hit the hay

Just pull him bro

>no pressure he should have time
>*interception*

MCSHARTY

Terrible performance vikebros, we'll get em next week

>>150809346
i had a really intense goon session to wmbf content it is really good

>>150809390
Wentz

McCarthy does even have balls in his pubes yet why the fuck is he a quarterback in the fucking nfl?

yay :)
my falcons :)

Welp that's it.

>>150809432
They are abysmal

can the Viks still win this??

how the fuck did jj get picked so high? anybody that watched michigan games knew he was the worst part of that offense

>>150809313
>>150809313
>>150809313
>>150809313

>>150809313
kek. whitebois, your response?

>another lost season
SHOCKING

Jefferson looking for a trade to Green Bay.

>>150809450
after the interception? hell no

JJ has one more week then he’s gotta go.

>>150809313
based knower

>>150809260
>>150809260
Always wanted to backpack across Europe. I was thinking about this earlier today and how much land mass the US has and what we are delegating all of it to. In my personal opinion this country was founded in good faith, and with a lot of wisdom. However our founding fathers left far too many holes in their docume- okay no they didn't they only left out the part about how false jews should be kicked into a crater but instead we commit as a country to living as meat.

J.J.'s 4th quarter performance last week seems to be a fluke. Us Burrs still suck unfortunately though.

>>150809416
like Mike Tyson pronouncing "penis".

This is the future of your franchise?

>>150809392
that's because they are so crippled mentally they think they need 12 different psych drugs to get through the day, and their schooling was so poor they don't have any self-confidence in their ability to do anything without their phone telling them it's ok.

Think of those Jewgle ads where zoomers ask it retarded questions like "does my plant like me?" and it reassures them and answers it. That's literally designed for the zoomer mindset.

falcons win for da culture

>>150809403
for a position that has to stop on a dime, sure
for a QB? no
he's a fucking baby

Pay Tom Brady one bazillion dollars to finish the season for the vikes

I still have faith in JJ hes young, i hope he can grow under some good coaching

BACK TO BEING THE VIQUEENS
MCFARTY IS A BUST - WHY DID WE BRING IN THAT FAILURE WENTZ AS A BACKUP??
OUR SEASON IS COOKED
FUUUUCKKKKKKK

why is the best qb in the stadium on the bench doing nothing

>>150809244
This

I cant just not go to my job because my toe hurts. I take an advil and get my ass in the car. I go in as long as im breathing. No sick days. No vacation days. My job knows they can rely on me. Any time they need someone to work late they know they can ask me. Need me to pick up a shift? They come to me. They value me. They know i work hard. This is how you build a career. These young kids today dont know how to put in a real days work. Laziness. Its disgusting.

>>150809260
My Summer Car makes me want to live in Finland
SATANA!