Thread 150812166

There's no debate now, he's the greatest striker of all time.

not even top 5

Not even top 10

>>150812443
but enough about gerd muller

>>150812166 (OP)
Greatest statpadder ever

>>150812490
kek

couldn't tell you anything he's done since that time he scored like five goals or whatever over his previous employer

Someone post his cringe videos

No aura: the player

Underrated

>>150812166 (OP)
The greatest tap-in merchant - that's the LewanFRAUDski's legacy

>>150812725
Someone post photos of his wife whoring herself to spanish dance instructors

>less bdos than benzema
lmoaaa
at this point it was over
who the fuck cares if you can score 50 goals at 40 if you can't actually make a difference like that

name his 3 memorable goals. protip: you literally can't.

>>150813145
1. Debut goal aganist San Marino
2. Tap in aganist Wolfsburg
3. Another tap in aganist Wolfsburg

>>150812924
>>150812967
>>150813160
seething much, mirek?

>>150813026
>getting french journalist popularity award is "making a difference"
Shitzilian intellect, everyone

>>150812748
Don Pepe Bordalás always nulifies Farça

>>150812166 (OP)
i rate van basten over him and i've never even seen the guy play simply because I KNOW he's a stat merchant.

>>150813306
the popularity award in that occasion reflected what he did on the pitch, it's a simple concept
He was like the most effective toilet cleaner of the season, maybe that's easier for you to understand

>>150813145
>Bicycle kick vs Wolfsburg
>That one against Madrid for Dortmund
>Another one against Wolfsburg from outside of the box while fans were still chanting his name from the previous goal

>>150814668
>the popularity award reflects what he did on the pitch
Dumbest Monkey Award. Probably average chimpanzee in a zoo has higher IQ than most brazilians but even with that fact in mind you seem to be a really special case. Did your mom not feed you enough banas in your childhood? The evil CIA stole your bananas and that's why you grew up to be such a subhuman failure? Something must've went horribly wrong, even in brazilian scale.

can someone explained to me why he left bayern for barca? i never understood it.

Not even in the top 5 of the past 30 years

>>150815367
Name your top 10 of the past 30 years, I wanna laugh at some muzzie's delusions
>inb4 benzemerde in top 3

>>150814804
Barcelona is a beautiful city for retirement and he already won everything with Bayern.

>>150812166 (OP)
Generational legend and one of the best of our time but somehow never had the magic. Maybe he spent too much time at Bayern

>>150814804
He wanted to join a bigger club

kek usually only /int/ gets the butthurt polacks

>>150812166 (OP)
He's literally mogged completely by Kane so how can he be the best

>>150815645
So true. Kane only has less goals, less trophies, and is worse in every aspect despite younger age. Total Kane Domination.

>>150816000
Sure but you missed the part where Kane played for fucking Spurs his entire career and Lewandowski spent his prime in one of the most dominant sides of all time

>>150816174
Cool. Let me know when Kane breaks the record for most goals in one blunderliga season.

>>150812166 (OP)
>>150812967
>>150813270
https://files catbox.moe/11jgtg.mp4

>>150813026
You mean the polularity poll created to inflate the brand value of players in Barçadrid?

>>150814804
Money, Barca offered a shitload of money and Bayern didn't match that.

>>150814804
bigger club, bigger wages, better life

>>150812166 (OP)
not even top 10^23

>>150812166 (OP)
I'd say top 10, he's like Suarez tier
Greatest striker of all time is R9

>>150812166 (OP)
For me it was when he was leaving Bayern and a number of clubs were interested, but his agent came out and said he wouldn't entertain offers from the PL because, and I quote, "he is too worried that he will be exposed". Which he would have been. It was that that confirmed for me he was the greatest striker of all time.

>>150816866
>Greatest striker of all time is R9
More like greatest fraud of all time

>>150812166 (OP)
Very good, just a shame he spent most of his career playing for such faggy teams

>>150816523
Effortlessly cool

>>150816523
hello fellow zoomers

>>150816969
That's Pele

>>150816523
Better chance of weakening the opponent's morale than haka

>>150816523
how do you do fellow kids

Kane has 3 games to break 100 goals in 105 games

>>150817663
104* games
>Chelsea
>Hoffenheim
>Werder Bremen
he needs at least 7 goals

>>150812967
Wasn't the instructor gay? It was like employing an eunuch to deal with your women in the old times, when one meant something and could afford a harem in certain countries.

>>150812924
The envy is strong with this one.

He's literally like that Iranian football player who held the record of most international goals scored against goat fuckers.

>>150814762
in that season, yes
I'm sure you read that otherwise the bathroom cleaning products might be affecting your reading ability
stay seething, unlike Suárez and Benzema your tiktoker always ghosted in big matches

You can say it all you want but at the end of the day the only people putting Lewa in their all time XI are Poles and maybe some Bayern fans

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>>150817725
I believe

>>150817663
Who the fuck is van nisteloory?

>>150812166 (OP)
0 WC

>>150823208
some dutch boomer that statpadded against blackburn and bolton.

>>150814804
wife wanted to live in spain

>>150814804
Bayern was talking to Haaland and he felt insulted

>>150812166 (OP)
Cucks cant be the greatest of anything except for pleasing their Bvlls's wifes

>>150814666
Thank you satan for showing us your wisdom

>>150827316
>Oh hello Pedro, Miquel and Juan. I just came to take my charger. I hope Ania isn't too annoying...Btw can you rate my new tiktok video moves?

>>150817663
What about fewest corners per 90 minutes to score 50 goals in second halves? I think that is the best stat to determine who's the greatest.

le tiktok man

He scored 6 gazillion goals for Bayern and won like 20 league titles in a row yet no Bayern fan loves or cares about him, it's funny. They will prefer some guy like Thiago who played 20 games in a decade due to exploding knees over him. Lewandowski is just that boring.

>>150830657
it's not because he's boring, it's because your insecurity about pollacks

>>150817161
i thought the head bobbing was kinda impressive

>>150830536
Kane will break all of Lewandowskis bundesliga records and you will like it

>>150812166 (OP)
He might as well be one of the strikers of all time

>>150830657
As opposed to Mueller, right? If anything, that's because he has left the team.
>>150831209
This
>>150830537
I think it's because he has never really had a normal life. He is socially awkward, I think. Or and autist who tries to imitate what he thinks actual normal people do.

>>150813160
polack mad about Lewy is so funny is insane
he is the only person from your country relevant in football dumbshit

>>150833349
kane wont beat the most goals in a bundesliga season. sorry

>>150836460
Come back to your rice fields Vat-man, because you clearly know nothing about football. There's even one in the same team as Robert's.

>>150816523
Seriously, I can't watch these till the end. Too cringe

>>150842086
he should start doing these after scoring a goal

Lewa is based

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>>150827316
so he's the Brady of footie huh?

no one cares about bayern players and no one ever will. cunt could win 5 balloon doors and another treble with barcelona and i still wouldnt rate him. fuck bayern.

>>150812166 (OP)
This Polack is the pure embodiment of a statpad merchant.

>>150835474
I think it's hilarious. No hate to him

>>150816523
The 40 year old zoomer

>>150812166 (OP)
I love him, and he might be the best striker, but when it comes to Polish players, Pazdan clears all, with only Glik being even close

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>>150816731
Barca is not a bigger club than Bayern.

>>150830657
blatantly not true.
You are most definitely not a bayern fan.
Bayern fans do get salty when their guys (Kroos, Lewandowski) go to rival international clubs though.

>>150816523
This is why they didn't give him the Ballon d'Or.

>>150812166 (OP)
Not even close
>1924-21 days
>1932-6 days while in prison*
>*believed he just didn't want to eat the nasty ass prison food
>1943-another 3 weeks, brits btfo
>1948-only 6 days but everyone consneeded because they didn't feel like waiting another month for this dude to finally die
Whiteside and white adjacents literally can't compete

>>150845193
it's definitely a gayer one, though

>>150845193
lmao

he's a tap in merchant

>>150842086
OH NOOOOO DA CRINGEEE!! I CANNT WATCH!! NOOO CRINGE NONONONONOOOOOOOO

what was that stupid fingers thing he did last night? he fell over and put 4 fingers up

He could play until he's 45 and end up the 3rd highest goalscorer ever behind Messi and Ronaldo and still nobody would rate him as the best striker of all time. At the end of the day people will always prioritise ability and peak level over longevity and if you've been watching football for long enough there's no way you're gonna pick Lewa over an R9, Suarez, Henry etc.

>>150812736
Agree with that but it's more like Lewy and Kane are normal human beings easy to relate too

CR7 is some weird type of ape-cheetah animal with a little bird sized brain that is ... but bc it's not normal it is "aura/different from normal"

Messi is a manlet autist

Zlatan is so out there, definitely a character

But none of those 3 are people you'd want to be like, or be friends with, or have kids like

While Lewy and Kane are normal people like your friends, like you hope to be, like you hope your kids turn out

>>150873876
zlatan's character is the result of him being the most insecure human ever