Thread 150814690

What the FUCK happened edition?

I'll take Tomlin as coach right now. Send him down before thursday.

continuing from last thread:
>Galu Tagovailoa was a power-lifter who played defensive line.

>At 5-foot-9, he isn't a towering presence. And as a lefty, he was a rarity in his Hawaiian family. That bugged him until his son came along. When a young Tua Tagovailoa didn't deviate from the dominant genes in the family, dad stepped in.

>"You know," Galu Tagovailoa said well over a decade later, "I switched him to a left hander. But he's actually a right hander."

Fatal bussy rupture

My joshie ;)

>hurr durr bustin fields!

APOLOGIZE

Bengals make the call

>>150814702
>he stopped midfield on purpose to let them catch him
holy shit he's too zesty for his own good

>>150814704
Congrats on the #1 seed

>>150814707
let russ cook (skyline)

>>150814706
I feel bad for anyone who has to play for or work for the jeetes so I do indeed apolgize to busta feels for his tua and hope he recovers from his tua quickly.
>>150814711
Looks like he'll what?

Burrow seems to be getting hit, hurried or scrambling on ever snap, yet did Browning even get sacked yesterday? What is up with him? He's legitimately going to miss more games than he's played.

This was called as roughing the passer.
The Chiefs' long TD pass doesn't happen without this call, probably, because without it the Chiefs would have been facing 4th and 13.

My enjoyment of them game does not hindge on my quarterback.
LETS GO BENGALS!

with the #1 pick of the 2026 NFL draft, the new york jets select.....

>>150814711
cringe

Red-pill me on Indiana Jones.
Is he really that good? Is the Colts o-line that great? I thought Broncos D was elite, are they just overrated?

JJ McCarthy SUCKS

>>150814727
Anyone the dolphins lose to should be suspect until proven otherwise. This currently applies to the colts and pats

>>150814702
Why is this so fucking funny?

>>150814700
child abuse

>>150814720
The second angle makes it more clear

The offensive gamelan over the first two weeks is entirely unacceptable. You have a top QB with arguably the best supporting cast in the league and you proceed to run the most predictably retarded scheme imaginable while also outright refusing to adjust your gameplan to take advantage of the weaknesses of the opposing defense? Kevin Patullo is marginally better than Brian Johnson right now, and that's a real problem that needs to get fixed ASAP.

>>150814711
>"Sissy" football is bad for America and bad for the NFL!
He's right though. Goodell is a disaster for football and the human race.

>>150814655
I never said Tua is good. Just that he had the tools to throw fast and accurate for a period of time when it was needed. However, he's made of glass and now is so buck broken that when he has time, he panics and throws to opposing secondaries.
>>150814700
This team is dead. Bring on the interm HC tank commanders.

>>150814730
He really is just Christian Ponder 1.5

>>150814707
These are pre 2022 numbers. I miss the pass happy era.

>>150814739
Any competent QB can throw fast and accurate for a period of time when it is needed. Like the Vikings got Sam Darnold to do it effectively last year to 14 wins. It's not a skill worth paying $50 million a year to.

>>150814707
Nah this team isn't good enough to compete without a superhero at qb. Would be asinine to spend resources like that. Focus on getting the young guys play time and plan for next year

WE DEM BOYZ

Josh Allen is too good and too tough not to win a Super Bowl.

>>150814748
I'm starting to think I was wrong about Brian Schottenheimer

real talk: how fucked are we in this game?

>>150814749
>Jim Kelly is too good and too tough not to win a Super Bowl.

>>150814739
I'm just telling you WHY he had to throw fast and why it was less than 50/50 ball, it wasn't because he was good at throwing fast kek
Howard said it week 1, you take away his read, he's fucked.
He gets in his own head and starts throwing to shadow people. I legitimately believe he's seeing his ancestors in dolphins uniforms on some of these throws.
>I'M OPEN - Tua's Ancestor yells
It is only after the play tua realizes ghosts can't catch balls and his ancestors haven't been drafted.
>>150814739
Wilson seems like a fine tank commander, I'd fire grier now (ross won't) and let mcdaniel sit for the bills game and suffer then fire him (ross won't) because its going to take awhile to find either replacement especially right now in the league. It was dozens of coaches last time to get mcdaniel and he should've been an OC not a HC.
>>150814746
53*
He made 3 million dollars yesterday.

>>150814749
People said the same thing about Dan Marino.

>>150814711
Based Trump is a ball knower

>>150814734
You can't seriously believe that warranted a flag

>>150814723
I'm pretty close to despairing. Burrow is a generational talent like we haven't had maybe ever, but it seems like his whole career is just going to be plagued by injuries and he's never going to have any sort of protection.

Why doesn't Jalen Hurts paint his fingernails?

>>150814764
It is almost like after the first years of marino they fucked him over just like the phins do now to all their "investments" in QBs.
WOW SHOCK AND SURPRISE TANNEHILL HAS TO PISS BLOOD BECAUSE THE LINE WON'T GIVE HIM MORE THAN A FEMTOSECOND TO SET UP AND BONUS HERE'S A HIGH SNAP RANDOMLY TO THROW YOU OFF HAHA!

What went wrong?

>>150814707
Bengals WILL start Jameis or Kirk this season
Habeeb it

I like Brian Thomas, but this is a total kwab play by him. Saw the defenders and stopped his route because he didn't want to get hit.

How is the statmutt coping with >0-2

>>150814756
you should be happy because your head coach has clearly checked out and there's a good chance this beating will be bad enough to get him fired friday morning

>>150814707
>shortest tuddy was 34 yards
Impressive

>>150814756
stat-pad game for the bills. hopefully it's enough to humiliate the fin's org into action

this will go down as the biggest "what if" in NFL history

>>150814779
He's trying to get to that 2nd contract.

>>150814782
kek nope

>>150814711
If Donny's got that much time on his hands, he should use it to end the wars in Ukraine and Gaza.

>>150814777
turns out the chiefs are mid

My team is 0-2 yet I'm not sad or angry and they're actually better than I thought they would be.

>>150814790
>hopefully it's enough to humiliate the fin's org into action
kek good one anon

>>150814791
Luck 2.0 jesus

>>150814711
Trump never understands the issues. He should be attacking Goodell for making the NFL so welcoming to far fringes of the left, faggots, trannies, all that
Instead he's attack kickoff rules that were put in place to Make Football Great Again (i.e. have kickoff returns again, have kickoff return TDs again, it had gotten to the point where it was touchback every time so they had to do something if you wanted to enjoy football like we used to

>>150814802
Saints fan?

>>150814802
based saints/tits fan

>>150814711
This is so retarded. He wants more touchbacks?

>>150814746
No, that was fucking stupid to extend Tua when you had a perfectly good tool to:
>Ride out his 5 year option
>If good, tag him or extend him
I don't believe anyone even back then believe in Tua other than the Dolphins fans or bahamanon so why push for this? There would have been a few other teams to jump for Tua.
>>150814759
Kek. There won't be any movement until after the Bills game. I think there is a nail in the coffin potential then or even the Jets game, because I have no confidence that we beat the Jets. Panthers? maybe.

>>150814802
whos your 0-2?
for me every loss makes the phins stronger... to make a retard run at the end of the year that goes nowhere and fuck any draft picks that could go towards oline or defense
8-9 phins and mcdaniel and grier aren't going to be fired woooooooo lets fuckin GOOOOOO
hey maybe tua will heem himself

>>150814791
It's the offensive line's fault that he stubbed his toe and has a boo boo?

>>150814815
He thinks the other countries pay his tariffs

>>150814823
Trip on bitchknees

>>150814818
>Kek. There won't be any movement until after the Bills game
There won't be any movement at all, BUT just saying if you're going to dump a gm do it now you don't need him anyhow right now in the season and you're going to be hard up to replace the gm and coach if you're the phins. Again, mcdaniels wasn't even in the first group of calls. Dolphins sports media faggots let that cat out of the bag awhile back that he was very very far down the list.
If you're a dolphins fan you shouldn't want them to win at all because you fucking know whats coming: 8-9.

>>150814811
you have serious brain rot

>>150814711
>Fortunately, college football will remain the same, hopefully forever!!
Good thing there haven't been any drastic changes to college football over the last few years!

Gaygay McFartpee

>>150814819
Saints. Rattler actually looks like a competent NFL QB. I want them to upgrade at both guard spots and probably draft a talented pass rusher as well. Team is looking way better coached than I could imagine. Got a lot of fight too despite not having a ton of talent.

>>150814835
JJ Trubisky

>>150814834
college football has never been better now that more of the shitty teams have been pushed aside

>>150814818
Dolphins signed him to that huge deal because Chris Grier couldn't admit he fucked up. They had to give him the money so he could say "look I drafted our franchise QB".

>>150814702
>yeah, whatever, i tried

>>150814802
So you are NOT a fan of the :

>Chiefs
>Bears
>Panthers
>Dolphims

>>150814840
Nice. Last time I felt positive in a situation like that was Flores and they tried to pay him to lose and the owner tried to get brady on his yacht.

>>150814842
college football fucking blows regionality and complaining about the who got in bcs was what made it fun, the playoff ruined 90% of the tension of regular season games and ruined 100% of bowl games

>>150814844
I still don't buy that because you could make him play his 5th year still and hey you know what? You want to give him a big deal? 20 million with incentives to 60. Play and get paid.
There is no reality that they had to pay him out anywhere near 212m given his time in the league.

>>150814841
Just have him roll to the left simple as

>>150814860
if it wasn't the GM who drafted him in charge of his extension, that is what they would have done. But the GM had a vested interest in Tua.

I'm going to stop bitching about the phins to post this webm again because its the fucking funniest shit.

>>150814802
>My team is 2-0 yet I'm not happy or content and they're actually worse than I thought they would be.

>>150814868
And that is why you give him an incentive deal for him to PROVE why you invested, and if he fails, an out. I'm outlining exactly why grier should've played it that way. It basically absolves him.

>>150814811
>>150814833
How do you figure that

>Trump should be attacking Goodell for making the NFL so welcoming to far fringes of the left, faggots, trannies, all that
Look, I'm all four faggot, and trannies being having the freedom to do what they want in private, and I'm all for protecting them from being fired at job that contribute to society. Gay/tranny NFL players, that's fine by me. What I am talking about is the over the top push from Goodell's administration to make the NFL so welcoming to gays trannies and the like. Only a small portion of the us watches football, and its mostly straight male conservative men. Now soccer, yes of course it makes sense they push the fags and trannies and all that but this isn't soccer. Or the WNBA, etc. This is the NFL. The main fanbase is blue collar conservative straight males

>Instead he's attack kickoff rules that were put in place to Make Football Great Again (i.e. have kickoff returns again, have kickoff return TDs again, it had gotten to the point where it was touchback every time so they had to do something if you wanted to enjoy football like we used to

This we had a whole discussion about back when the rules came out. 99% of this board and all of the NFL were in favor of them as better for football

Ryan Poles is the worst GM in the league and my dumpster fire team extended him for five more years

>>150814876
Me as an Eagles fan

>>150814884
sometimes you just have to stand up for what is right regardless of the consequences anon

>>150814877
And I am telling you why Grier didn't. Because that is a signal to his boss and the rest of the NFL that he fucked up by "tanking for Tua" and drafting him so high and above Sherbert.

Grier by paying him that massive deal signaled that "we got our guy, he's our franchise QB, I picked the right guy." He didn't want to signal that he picked a guy who still had to prove he belonged (even though everyone else can clearly see that). This sort of thing is called an agency problem and is much talked about in business but rarely in sports.

>>150814832
>8-9
I can see how you might see that. Flores and McDaniel had two seasons where they had bad runs and then suddenly got a nice win streak, but this season? I just don't see it. Panthers, Browns, Saints, maybe Patriots, and Jets once. I don't see the Dolphins salvaging more than 6 wins. Really, in any semblance of reality:
>Can Ross really believe that they can get 8 or 9 wins if the team starts 0-3 or 0-4?
>>150814844
Well, it's pretty easy to see now that this decision was dumb and he's gone by '27.

>>150814885
based, keep that energy, stay on em, glad you faggots beat the chiefs fuck those bitch ass tranny lovers

>>150814885
Same as it ever was

based or cringe?

>TRENDING: Many New Orleans #Saints fans reportedly BOOED during a moment of silence in honor of Charlie Kirk and all those affected by gun violence.

>Fans were angry with the team for honoring Kirk and did not stop booing while his name was on the big board.

>>150814879
youre imagining this all in your head, try not reading 8 hours of political grifting daily

>already crushed ben's spirit by week 2

must be a new record

>Go Birds, fuck ICE, and free Palestine
Why are Eagles fans the best fans? Fuck the Chiefs.

>>150814902
Based. Who gives a shit about some random podcaster.

1. Eagles
2. Ravens
3. Bills
4. Packers
5. Chargers
6. Rams
7. Lions
8. Colts
9. Commanders
10. Chiefs
11. Buccs
12. Broncos
13. Falcons
14. Seahawks
15. Niners
16. Cowboys
17. Cardinals
18. Raiders
19. Steelers
20. Bengals
21. Vikings
22. Texans
23. Bears
24. Jags
25. Jets
26. Giants
27. Saints
28. Browns
29. Pats
30. Titans
31. Dolphins
32. Panthers

>>150814902
Kirk was a Nazi who deserved it. I thought in America we pinned medals on the people who killed Nazis? Good for New Orleans.

what the FUCK was his gameplan here?

>>150814905
TRUSTTHEFUCKINGPROCESS

>>150814902
>>/pol/

Gun to your head: who has the worse QB, burrs or kangz?

>>150814906
how bout you leave the shitposting to the pros next time

>>150814892
That was the thing they didn't even end up tanking for tua and had better options.
All of this talk is meaningless though because the phins should just cut him and eat the loss of make him play until he heems himself at this point. They have to shore up for the next qb tua was never the guy.
>>150814893
Anon the dolphins are permanently 8-8 now 9-8/9-8 regardless of who is on the team it has been that way for the 3+ decades of them I've watched now. I'm saying that because this team is fucking cursed and that is what is going to happen not because it makes any logical sense. In reality you'd expect them to go like 2-15 maybe 4 wins. But no this is the phins they will do what is best to make sure they somehow keep grier and mcdaniel and tua and draft no one of merit to fix the oline.
Ross isn't doing shit though I'm still not as down on him as others are since he will ACTUALLY SPEND MONEY he's just a prick for costing the phins a first round and he's way too loyal to his boys. People talk about grier and loyal to tua, Ross's loyalty to grier goes beyond grier having secrets.

>>150814922
burrs, we have seen enough of gayleb, mcsharty could still prove himself at least halfway capable.

>>150814897
I think the Eagles issues are fixable, but I am NOT happy with my Hitlerian Offensive coordinator. You just can't have AJ Brown, Devonta Smith, and Saquon Barkley on the field and have THIS be the result. This can't be the blueprint.
>>150814735

Sheeeeeiiittttttt

>>150814904
You've replied twice with offering nothing but, you're right, and I don't like that your right. I'm sorry bud

Do NFL rules REQUIRE teams to have two kick returners? Why couldn't a team just have one kick returner that teams can't kick away from?

>>150814922
GayGay. GODleb actually plays in a big boy offense and is progressing every week, he will reach elite status soon enough. McFarty will be lucky to be a game manager.

>>150814922
>zesty car mechanic vs an anxious surgeon
That's a tough one.

>>150814938
Yeah that kind of shit is infuriating when YOU can see it. On the Phins I know what plays mcdaniel is calling now given field position and yardage. If it is 2nd and 3 he's going to do some stupid fucking run right into the heart of the defense for -2 yards.
I know it is coming. The defense know it is coming.
??????? STOP IT ????????

>>150814931
Getting rid of Tua is an almost $80M cap hit, which is just a little less than what the Broncos did when they got rid of Russell Wilson. So yea it can be done but that means putting them in full rebuild, after the full rebuild they had that led them to Tua.

>>150814938
should they throw in more run/pass option into the mix?
Jalen was a master at it when Steichen was OC.

>>150814956
They have been in full rebuild since they drafted tua and fired flores. End of line. It never got rebuilt.
The oline is the first piece. It was never built.

J U S T

>>150814922
The Vikings. As annoyed as Caleb’s coaches are with him on the regular, he has played an entire game of good football in the NFL before. He’s also far more athletic. JJ has been ass for 7/8 of his very short career. Caleb has been ass for merely 7/10.

>>150814964
week 2 and everyone is injured gay sport

>>150814976
feel free to fuck off than somalia adjacent

>>150814902
Based. Political grifters don’t deserve to be put on a pedestal. His views were not uniting, they were divisive. He got exactly what was coming, he was essentially asking for it when it came to his gun control stance. He died doing what he loved, spewing anti-trans and black propaganda to dumb conservative college kids. His last word was “violence” kek

Based Saints of New Orleans

Trevor Lawrence when throwing to BTJ this season

5-19 (26.3%) for 60 yds & zero TDs

Trevor Lawrence when throwing to anyone else

38-54 (70.4%) for 389 yds and 4 TDs

This cat went from OROTY tier to bust

>>150814840
Rattler looks good. Saints would have tied last week's game if the receiver didn't drop that pass in the end zone.
Yesterday there was also another pass dropped in the end zone. Saints were coming into this season as the worst team but I don't think they're that bad.

>>150814984
>Based. Political grifters don’t deserve to be put on a pedestal. His views were not uniting, they were divisive. He got exactly what was coming, he was essentially asking for it when it came to his gun control stance. He died doing what he loved, spewing anti-trans and black propaganda to dumb conservative college kids. His last word was “violence” kek

which fanbase?

>>150814931
>
Ross isn't bad, just not the smartest tool which leads to this Grier era to continue. I'd be fine with getting rid of Grier.
>>150814963
There was an attempt, but Grier is incompetent building an OL
>See Liam Eichenberg, Armsted(constantly hurt),Connor Williams (constantly hurt),Robert Hunt (stinks), etc etc.

>>150814777
Turn off the reffies buff and chiefs get exposed

>>150814986
yea I know I have BTJ on my fantasy team

>>150814996
He was a literal Nazi, the NFL celebrated a Nazi.

>>150814986
Seems like a Tlaw problem. Mac Jones had no issues throwing to him.

>>150814962
Mixing in more RPO would be nice, but there's just huge issues now that have been here since 2021
>Route concepts that don't mesh well together (i.e receivers all ending up in the same area)
>Read progressions that don't work logically
>Absolutely no hot reads whatsoever
>Just expecting AJ/Devonta/Goedert/Saquon to win their matchups every down
>>150814955
>Shotgun
It's a pass
>Pistol
It's a run (Except for the first snap in pistol, that's PA)
>Under center
It's a run
Almost every Eagles play from the first two weeks fit this mold.

>>150814870
holy shit lmao

>>150814999
Grier outright has stated more than once that it isn't as big a problem to him as it is to the fans. You know, the line that has been an issue since he's had a job for the phins, even before he was GM.
Ross is smart, that is why he's trying to delegate to better football minds. He's just loyal and a bit of a celebsucker so he wants the flashy thing. The dude wants a superb owl GAME before he dies, not even win, and wants to hand the team over to his daughters.

>>150814997
Mine up until the second we hoist the Lombardi.

>>150815012
JUST RUN COUNTER BASH, SLANTS TO AJ AND DEVONTA, AND GO ROUTES WHEN THE DEFENSE LINES UP SINGLE-HIGH, IT'S NOT HARD

>>150814996
I didn’t ask for a self portrait, conserva-cuck

>>150815011
Being a garbage time soft coverage merchant isn’t a good thing

>>150815025
kek I've said it before if the phins won the superb owl I'd still be paranoid they were going to drop the trophy after or set fire to an orphanage or something. Trust nothing.

>>150815033
we don't sign our posts here

>>150815044
this always pops me

>>150815003
They still got favorable calls though.

>>150814733
I've said for years I think the reason Pooa does that goofy thing with his right hand is due to his dad tying his right arm to his chest so he can't use it. He developed his throwing motion with his arm like that now he just naturally puts his arm there when he throw. I wouldn't be surprised if he made him walk around during the day with his arm tied.

>>150815029
bro the current gen dcs almost always show something fake and flip post snap, this is why guys like fields and williams blue screen in the pocket

football?

>>150814956
But thanks to the development of 7 on 7 leagues and the rise of more passing in high school football, the NFL is finally getting to were every team has a good QB

Only teams that still need one are

AFC
>1 Browns (they will probably wait to see how their QB room looks in 2 years before drafting one high unless a Can't Miss QB Prospect comes out)
>2 Jags (they might stick with TLaw forever rather than admit they are too shitty for him to be good)
>3 Dolphins (going to hurt financially to get rid of Tua before he's 30 but Broncos were in the same boat and moving on anyway worked out great for them)
>4 Jets (Fields is exactly one year younger than Tua)

NFC
>Rams (Stafford is turning 38 come the SB)
>Saints (might wait 2 years)
>Vikings (might wait 2 years)

>>150814968
>Caleb has been ass for merely 7/10.
Makes me curious how many of this 3/10s has been against teams like the gnats, jest, tits, and gayders.

>>150815044
>>/NHL/

lol, lmao even

>>150815050
I think its compensation because his right arm muscles want to do the motion instead. He's right hand dominant, not even ambidextrous. His dad FORCED HIM at 4 to throw left handed. I posted excerpts from articles last thread.
https://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/news/college-football/tua-tagovailoas-father-explains-alabama-quarterback-left-handed/
https://www.al.com/alabamafootball/2017/04/how_alabama_qb_tua_tagovailoa.html#incart_river_index

this is the CLEANED UP version he told media so imagine what reality was:
>“I just always wanted someone to be a lefty with me. … It just became fluent and he just grew into it,” Galu Tagovailoa said. “That’s the crazy part about it. I never thought I could make him adapt to that. As we constantly kept putting the ball on his left hand, eventually he grew into throwing the ball with his left.”

>>150815040
For as much as I love Nick Sirianni as a leader of men and a culture setter, his scheme is retarded and his disciples are equally so. Reminder, we were sold on Kevin Patullo entirely on the grounds of it being a continuation of Kellen Moore's scheme and consistency with Jalen Hurts. Through two weeks both of these have not been true.

>>150815007
>he was right of pol pot and Marx = le nazi man

Imagine being named Younghoe

>>150815057
>nfc
>no bears
Uh...

>>150814791
Burrow is the modern Dan Marino

>>150815050
>>150815070

>To this day, Alabama's true freshman quarterback does everything but throw a football with his right arm. Dad just wanted another lefty to throw the ball when son was about three or four.

>It stuck.

>"It just became fluent and he just grew into it," Galu Tagovailoa told AL.com. "That's the crazy part about it. I never thought I could make him adapt to that. As we constantly kept putting the ball on his left hand, eventually he grew into throwing the ball with his left."

>>150815007
You will never be a real woman

Chiefs fans legitimately don't know how to lose.

Schefter
>This game wasn't won on Sunday. It was won in March when the league owners refused to ban the tush push
>They're letting the Eagles do whatever they want
what an enormous pussy and/or Chiefs shill
why is this person on TV, just tweet transactions like a good robot
he doesn't break down film, never played, has no interesting opinions, he just sucks off agents for access

>He was a literal Nazi, the NFL celebrated a Nazi.
no one told me the nfl was based this season

>>150815079
you just know some trashy atlanta sheboons were naming their dadless kids younghoe after he was signed there

KWAB

>>150815091
the tush push is fucking lame but what a fucking faggot and what a stupid take.
How about, stop it? You know they are going to do it. Don't let them get in position for it.

>>150815057
>>150815083
Caleb isn't going anywhere until the end of his rookie deal in 2028 (he's entering the 2nd year of his rookie deal), unless the Bears fire the GM Poles that is so high on him. Bears fire Poles, then we can put Caleb on that list of current teams to worry about getting a good QB in the draft

>>150815100
wow an irrelevant play that contributed nothing to the outcome
cool

Over/under for the Baltipoor vs Detoilet game?

I'm going with 97

i hate a Grindr date and missed the Vikings game. how did JJ look?

>>150815091
He’s not a real human to be honest, some sort of weasel rat with a penchant for dick sucking

>>150815057
>Jets and Dolphins on week 4 will be a tank bowl game.
I'd still rather than the Phins build an OL(if Grier is canned) before they get another QB. I don't think Tua could be good even with a good or average OL.

>>150815107
what does a "grindr date" even look like?
do you just show up at their apartment and blow them? or do you actually go out to dinner like a normal person?

*crafts the most appalling roster*
Thank you KING poles

just retire already

>>150815091
Maybe if the owners didn't outright LIE and claim it was a safety issue and instead tried to get it banned on the grounds of
>It's too hard to enforce
>It's not aesthetically pleasing
>Everyone can do it but we don't because we have honor and dignity *Gives Deshaun Watson money*

>>150815119
What Tay Tay pussy does to a mf dudes own body is like tf we doing out here

>>150815100
I feel bad for Jalen. He had a clean pocket for FIVE SECONDS and literally nobody was open.

>>150815119
Why throw the ball so fucking low

>>150814778
Nah. Kirk's contract is way too much and jameis isn't better than browning

>>150815114
No quarterback has a chance behind that line. Tanehill pissed blood behind a worse one.
>and phins "fans" shit talk tannehill to this day when i'd rather have him any day over tua kek
I hate these fake ass retard phin fans that try to have hope like fuck learn from your elders this one time.
Tua pre his college injury could've been a good backup/special play qb. But once he started getting beat up in college it was over. To draft him and purposefully put him behind a line like that is almost criminal.

>>150814700
My dad did this to me to be right handed because I started out doing things left handed to copy my mom, they were always separated and back together and when separated he’d get really nasty about everything to do with her. Healthy environment for a toddler!

Tush push is horrible. It isn't just "not football" and impossible to officiate correctly, it makes the sport boring. What was the rationale for the non-Elgses that voted to keep it?

>>150815102
You can’t stop any run when the center is allowed to be offside and the guards can false start without it being called.

>>150814820
He gets hit like 20x per game shit adds up

>>150815119
That angle doesn't really show how the throw was too early. He didn't have enough time to get his head around and see the ball.

The eagles should be banned from the NFL

>people unironically think jalen "no TDs" hurts is a top 5 QB

explain yourselves IMMEDIATELY

>>150815118
yes?
>>150815138
Oh yeah it is the perfect environment for a child to thrive in.
>“If I don’t perform well, perform the way I’m supposed to, I’m gonna get it after,” stated Tua. He further added, “Just know the belt was involved and other things were involved, as well”.

>>150815114
So you'd like the Saints. They've been taking OL. 3 of their last 4 first round picks have been on OL (the other was DL)

>>150815091
people bitching about it is always funny to me. it's not like the eagles are the only team that's allowed to run that play. they're just mad because a twinkletoes dadbod qb like mutthomes can't farm glory from it

>>150815139
I agree its terrible

What i dont understand is why the other teams wont do it

>>150815119
KWAB

>>150815139
for most of them it was "lol we're in the AFC not our problem"

>>150814949
I don’t agree that 99% of people like the new kickoff. I certainly don’t. It’s far too much of a “mini game” now instead of just a kick that usually results in a possession change.

>>150815119
tua-esque

>>150815090
Embarrassing

Win or lose Travis Kelce fucking wins

>>150815142
>the center is allowed to be offside
That camera angle is not from directly above, so you can't conclude that. Plus every defense always lines up in the neutral zone on these plays and it's basically never called.
>the guards can false start
Only able to see this in super slow mo, and the defense was also jumping early yesterday.

>>150815155
I'm glad not every team does it because it would make football unwatchable.

>>150814949
again, step away from the internet, you're imagining things in your head

>>150815151
>explain yourselves IMMEDIATELY

>>150814902
Based.

Why the fuck are we forced to care about some random podcast drifter over every other death?

Mahomes would be great at tush push dude is a mini tank

Why not learn how to do it?

>>150815151
He doesn't play for stats, and basically you are fucking stupid

odds that reid retires at the end of the season?

>>150814707
>>150815151
“People” in this thread will argue with you

>>150815153
Yeah fucked up. I didn’t get beaten for failing at sports just made fun of and belittled by both parents

>bill bellicheck cheesing the rules
:(
>eagles cheesing the rules
:O

>>150815151
We won the game shut you ass up

>>150815139
>makes the sport boring
completely subjective and terrible reasoning
If your team ran it, you'd love it. It's physical dominance at its highest peak.

I find cowards draws on 3rd and long boring. I find punting in plus territory boring. I find extra points boring. I find bubble screens boring.
What if I found normal QB sneaks boring?
I can go on. Why not ban them all?
how about come up with a rational argument?
>What was the rationale for the non-Elgses that voted to keep it?
Gee, I don't know, because they snap the ball, block, and move the ball forward? It's a football play, dummy

You know I just posted this tidbit from tua's interview years ago about how his dad beat on him if he fucked up
https://thesportsrush.com/nfl-news-two-years-before-going-pro-tua-tagovailoa-admitted-getting-whipped-with-a-belt-by-his-dad-for-throwing-interceptions/
>“If I don’t perform well, perform the way I’m supposed to, I’m gonna get it after,” stated Tua. He further added, “Just know the belt was involved and other things were involved, as well”.

but
>and other things were involved, as well”
...was tua raped you guys?
Half shitposting here, like, wtf?

The eagles should be forced to play in funny hats since they play like clowns big red will never forget this one

>>150815189
I won an NCAA 25 dynasty with 15 people averaging 90 yards passing per game

>>150815181
he got an ankle injury iirc after a QB sneak and Reid was like never again

>>150815104
Poles is gone this year, 4 years of shit, it made no sense not to fire him last year and put Johnson and the new GM on the same timeline

>>150815139
>it makes the sport boring
No it doesn't

>>150815185
fucking Goober McGee has thrown more tuddies than Jalen

I love Cam Skatteboo and I am unashamed to admit it

>>150815201
The chiefs actually wear red and are clowns tho

>>150815070
Hawaiians and child abuse go together like black people and diabetes or tendies and ketchup. They're terrible things but if you find one you'll likely find the other. Pooa is probably so prone to concussions because he's been getting them from his dad his whole life.

>bitchknees enters the thread
>immediately brings up politics

>>150815215
fucking tua has 3 tds kek

>>150815197
Not only that, it’s literally the purest football play possible. These fags would ban the jump shot and fastball because they’re le boring

>>150815139
Why is the tush push any more boring or anti-football than a normal QB sneak? Do you think the sneak should be banned? How would that even work?

>>150815215
And? As a fan of the eagles why should I give the slightest of a shit what his personal stats look like so long as he wins games for my team????

>>150815203
That’s fine but your QB shouldn’t be considered elite.

>>150815215
>>150815222
Are they 2-0?

>>150815139
>>150815091
>>150815157

What’s so wrong with the tushy push? It’s basically a QB sneak on steroids. It’s not like linemen don’t already shove a running back forward for a couple extra yards…it doesn’t seem that unfair to me, & I’m a Rams fan we literally gotta play them this weekend

>>150815139
>3 yards and a cloud of dust is “not football”
It’s rare for a person to have a sports take that is just 100%, objectively wrong, yet here you are. Consider being less emotionally fragile

>>150815102
They needed two more votes to ban the tush push. it's an easy take to just push the narrative for a ban.
>>150815137
Tannehill (with the help of Derrick Henry) went to the AFCC game. That should've been clear sign to change your mindset. Hell, Daniel Jones this year is looking like a contending QB now that he has a component OL.
>>150815154
Ya gotta start somewhere, though no clue how that line is.

Wait, are we seriously at the point where people are saying
>The refs are incompetent, ban the tush push
lmao these people are absolutely retarded

>>150815217
He has been good in pass protection too

>>150814902
>people voiced their opinion
Nothing wrong with that, 1st Amendment baby!

>>150815238
>qb sbeak
>3 yards and a cloud of dust

Fanboy stan culture is cancer. Too many people, even in this general, are fans of players over being fans of teams. It's disgusting. It leads to the stupid Mahomes/Brady """debates""" and the obsession with stats and other nonsense.

>>150815231
Maybe you missed it but I won. All my positions are considered elite
>>150815236
Take the rams

>jalen hurts doesnt play for stats!
Maybe he should play to comfortably win games then

>>150815220
Oh I know, and it is why I try to explain to people this motherfucker has ptsd from his father and gets in his own head when he does ANYTHING wrong and starts throwing to his fucking ancestors. Dude should never have been drafted should have played out his fifth, blah blah blah whatever he's done he's not the guy.
He probably had multiple concussions just from his middle and high school days so it was joever before the draft.
>>150815233
the phins are spiritually 4-0 right now.
>>150815240
>Tannehill (with the help of Derrick Henry) went to the AFCC game. That should've been clear sign to change your mindset.
My mindset that tannehill was a fucking beast and played hero ball anytime he could behind a shitty line he had to piss blood for? I loved that dude. These fake phin fans piss me off when they shit on him. He was one of the bright spots of that era.

>>150815249
Just google the phrase instead of being le cool zoomer who’s too cool to know anything, thx

>>150815230
Y’all beat the Cowboys, who gave up 37 points to the Giants. And the Chiefs, who gave up 35 to the Chargers. Eagles offense has been objectively lacking some firepower.

>>150815250
Thats why i am a fan of the players wives

It’s not even a new fucking play. It’s called “a QB push”. It’s just a weird play that they dusted off and decided to make a feature of their offense. Anyone who roots for a team that wants to make rules to do away with the QB Push just because their O-Line isn’t good enough to do it should be embarrassed

>>150815255
That's more on the play calling and team strategy. Sirianni always seems to play not to lose rather than to win when he builds a lead.

>>150815247
These people lost their mind over a career criminal overdosing

>>150815007
how can a vehement supporter of israel be a nazi?

The Steelers are unironically finished. I have been saying that Mike Tomlin needs to go since 2020 and everyone thought I was crazy. He is supposedly a “defensive coach” but he can’t even do that well, Teryl Austin is a DISASTER as coordinator but we can’t admit we’re wrong ever, can we Mike?

The playcalling is horrendous, Offensive and Defense both look like SHIT. They spent all that money and draft capital on the wrong players and if anything they have gotten worse. Minkah was holding that defense together, yet fans were dissing him on his way out. I especially hate the fanbase, as they are worse than cowboys fans are living in complete delusion. It’s never Mike’s fault, is it?

Not the 20 different coordinators HE hired, not the 20 different QB’s, not the personnel changes… Steelers are fucking COOKED with that guy at the helm.

Also, feel bad for rookie Kaleb Johnson. That’s a tough one, any fan jumping down his throat for that mistake is a fucking retard. He’s a rookie.

>>150815263
That wasn’t even an ostensible attempt to actually answer my question you pilpulist. And also it’s just you hoping and coping anyway

I’m completely fine with the tush push and that’s definitely not because my team does it competently

t.ravens fan

>>150815265
Swift unironically looks like a dude in this picture

>>150815271
And they're allowed to do that.

>>150815251
>take the Rams

We are better than the Eagles this year, but we are gonna be missing CB1, and we playing on the road. I feel like it could be AJ Browns first big game of the year. Either way, should be a good game

>>150815181
Because Pat got hurt doing a QB sneak (basically same play) and told Andy that he won't do that again.

>>150815271
And got hundreds fired for calling it an overdose and not “muuuuuuurder”

>>150815279
I will take Mike Tomlin right now as coach of the phins please please please holy shit make the deal.

>>150815279
Yeah this feels like the straw that broke the camels back. Their defense is worse than the Browns. Ravens will probably blow out both matches.

>>150815285
The question wasn’t if they’re allowed to do it, retarded wigger. Can you read or are you a collection of vague stimulus responses?

>>150815261
it absolutely does not refer to the qb falling over the line on a sneak dumbass

>>150815287
>>150815206
Make the QB2 learn and be good at it then. Instead of sitting his ass doing nothing he'd be useful

>>150815280
Well, the truth is the Eagles didn’t win yesterday. Travis Kelce choked it away tbqhf

>>150815291
I would be happy to see him go there and become your problem. He fucking sucks.
>>150815295
it’s an embarrassment calling myself a Steelers fan.

>>150815308
Butker missed a fg
Chiefs failed a retarded 4th and 1

>>150815309
You want mcdaniel? He's fast.

>>150815151
Hurts doesn't care about anything other than doing whatever is necessary for Howie Roseman's Super Eagles to rack up the Ws. He knows he sucks at QB. He knows the Eagles are trying to be a no-QB team. My high school did this senior year. We only had one QB that was lost for the season in preseason camp, so we just replaced him with a RB as we had several good RBs. Granted, we sucked, was a painful year capped off by a 45-7 asskicking by our archrivals. But we didn't have a Superteam like the one Roseman assembled in Philly

As long as you're winning who cares if you are no-QB or not. Plus, come SB they do let Hurts play QB, and he was good at it in 2 of 2 SBs other than the game-losing fumble in the first one

>>150815298
But no question was asked.
>These people lost their mind over a career criminal overdosing
Is a statement not a question.

That fucking whore Taylor Swift ruined this team. We need to cut Kelce immediately.

Good afternoon /sp/

>>150815318
have fum?

>>150815279
also would like to add that they have the most expensive defense in the entire NFL and they can’t even stop the run. They are easily one of the worst in the league at YPG, PPG, etc for the last 10 games. That alone should have been the reason for Mike to get canned.

You guys taking Bucs or Texans?

>>150815321
Still morning here in the west coast

>>150815335

I don't remember asking.

>>150815338
Yeah but he told you, bitch.

>>150815331
You finger yourself covered in cheeto dust to anime trannies. That isn't genocide, that's suicide.

>>150815320
Agreed, Kelce is washed and is actively bringing the moral of the team down with him. The only reason hes still here is because of the Taylor connection.
He literally and without hyperbole lost us the game yesterday. He didn't even run out the play he just gave up and threw his hands in the air like an ape.

>>150815349

Jokes on you, I cannot read.

>>150815298
Dumb retard

Free kirko

>>150815364
damn I just got owned by proxy on that one shit

>>150815337
Go back to fucking goats you bandwagon fuck. You are brown and not a real Chiefs fan.

>>150815360
Based. Jalen is a complete football autist that has consistently improved throughout his football career. The changes he's made to his game are impressive. He's eliminated most of the issues he was labeled with early on.

>>150815320
>>150815362
>>150815372
Obvious samefag

Reminder that sacks are a qb stat

>>150815279
I think it’s funny that Mike Tomlin is going to get into the Hall of Fame for having Mike McCarthy esque stats when Tomlin is single handedly responsible for turning a dynastic, constantly championship level organization into never ending mediocrity.

He’s basically the Jerry Jones of the Steelers. Completely different personality and roles, but both are the main reasons for why their teams do not succeed. And both teams will never succeed until they are gone.

>>150815369
>Hotlanta are going to jew themselves to a 2nd round pick

Fontenot masterclass

>>150814902
>>150814984
>His views were not uniting, they were divisive

Oh the pure pottery of this retarded statement

>15+ years shitlibs demonize and label the most milquetoast voices of the right as nazis/fascists ( charlie kirk )
>wonder why delusional trannies are whipped up into panic killing random people

inb4 off-topic ban this was forced into the sphere of NFL football discussion yesterday jannies so kiss my ass. Anyone arguing charlie kirk should have self censored himself to appease these fucking cretins deserves what's coming to them as the left would say.

>>150815338
>Be my Rams
>own Falcons 2026 1st round pick
>replaced Raheem Morris with a better DC immediately after being poached by the Falcons

I literally own your asshole, Bijan

>>150815335
>the west coast
Grim

Tua and Joe are injury-prone

>>150815390
You didn't disprove his argument.

>>150815396
tua is straight broken

>>150815369
>*lines up behind the guard waiting for the snap*
>*yells at his probowl veteran WR about how to run a go route*
>*takes another death rock out of the bin*
Heh, nothing personal

>>150815364
>Bijan poster
>can’t read

like pottery

Yeah Kelce needs to go. He’s just too slow mentally a physically. Two fuck ups in a row isn’t just a fluke. It’s going to keep happening. A rookie TE could do better than him.

>>150815378
Concession accepted goatfucker.

>>150815390
I mean you can try to normalize his shitty views but that doesn't change what they are.
Either way though, he's just some mediocre bitch that the vast majority of people have never heard of. Why should we care that he got shot?

>>150815369

They don't have the cap space unless Atlanta eats half his salary and Atlanta isn't eating half unless they get a 2nd round pick in exchange, which I highly doubt Cincy is going to give up.

>>150815390
I couldn’t possibly have cared less about Charlie Kirk when he was alive, I literally thought him and Nick Fuentes were the same person until the one got shot. I watched enough of his content after he got killed to be completely comfortable in praising his legacy as a force for good in politics in this country. The guy had the most normie center-right big tent style I’ve ever seen. People justifying his death are just evil sick leftoid incels with no love in their lives and probably Cowboys scum

Chiefs could unironically trade Kelce and a draft pick for Mark Andrews

TTT = time to throw. Mcsharty is holding onto the ball too long. Darnold threw 5 td's against the falcons last year btw

>>150815378
kys Somalia adjacent

>>150815419
Gay gay mc sharty is trash

Real chiefs fans know Kelce played well last night and that was a bad throw by mahomes

What happens if an offensive player false starts while a defensive player is offside

>>150815419

>Darnold threw 5 td's against the falcons last year btw

The Falcons had no semblance of a pass rush last year. Last night shows that they've got something seriously cooking between Dorlus, Pearce, Walker, and Ruke.

>>150815430
They both sucked

>>150815419
TTT is a meme stat. It doesn't matter as long as you keep the main thing the main thing.

>>150815437
False start is a pre-snap penalty so that would take precedence.

>>150815407
Last year Kelce was basically non-existent outside of the Texans Divisional game. He's been a net negative for a while now

>>150815430
>real Chiefs fans
>Arab flag
Fuck off

>>150815437
rock-paper-scissors, followed by public execution for the loser

>>150815419
Every Vikingsfag ITT needs to apologize to Caleb

>>150815454
Replace offside with encroachment

>Tagovailoa admitted that he has talked to his speedy wide receivers about picking up the ball so they can come back to it if needed.

>"Having some talks with Reek and whatnot that if [throw it deep], just don't think that I'm going to throw it 80 yards," Tagovailoa said to reporters. "As you're running, do your best to track it, because you can potentially stop."

>>150815360
Now here's a guy who understands that football is a game.

Its interesting how Cj Stroud went from next superstar to a player nobody even cares about nowadays

Texans fans were the most optimistic fanbase 2 years ago now they are MIA. I think thats a lesson for Commanders fans here desu could happen to Jayden Daniels (i hope not)

anyone have a webm of Goof's Ford Field Flop?

>>150815407
this is his last year surely, thought he'd retire last year

>>150815479
Which ever one happened first, then. That happens all the time.

>>150814711
> Trump is fucking retarded
> Fully story at 11
He is like 90 he is senile

>>150815407
Pacheco is more of a problem to the Chiefs than Kelce

Dude is the worst starting rb in the league easily

>>150815390
Literally 5 out of thousands of mass / school shooters over the last 30 years were trans. Less than 1% of the population, yet you are still seething like an uneducated conserva-cuck. Charlie Cuck loved his white sky daddy and Israel. He was bought by Israel, the NRA, conservative media. I don’t think there’s anything to admire about his life other than his “success”. He was just a puppet. One that can easily be bought, over and over again.

>>150815419
Wtf VikesBros told me the Oline was to blame for the loss to the Falcons. Also this is even funnier when you see that JJ mostly only threw to his right side. Dude had a full 3 seconds of looking only to his right and he didn't do fuck all. Dude didn't even have to scan the whole field.

>>150815390
this desu. when they killed kirk that was the sign none of us were safe from their wraith.

Good thing is they'll all 41% before we ever have to lift a finger rope them ourselves when the civil war comes.

>>150814902
BASED

>>150814748
> Saved by our fucking kicker and one miscalculation by Russel
WE DEM SOIS

DUDE KIRK LMAO

>>150815486
I will never abandon my faith in 5

>>150815481
>brain damage man has to explain to his receivers that they'll have an easier time catching the ball if they actually look for it
Woooow dolphins are fucked lmao

>>150815481
>just so you know i'm probably going to throw it short and you need to save the int from happening

>>150815532
Many are saying this

>>150814902
kek based. the faggot was a literal nobody and "debate me" fags are worthless.

>Bengals haven't had an O-Line ranked better than 27th since they drafted Burrow
Congrats Mike Brown, you turn Burrow into the next Andrew Luck.

On the good side, Jake Browning just need to cleanup the INTs, and he'll be an above average QB. Bengals are still winning the Superb Owl. Prepare your anus NFL.

>>150815540
>Nah man its great I made 3 million dollars yesterday!

>>150814902
Do you guys think if fans booed every time a non-football related thing was shown on the Jumobtron (celebrities, politics, etc) the NFL would eventually stop?

>>150815544
bingo and checked

I’m really happy Rasheen Ali got concussed because now Keaton Mitchell can play. I don’t know why Harbs made him a healthy scratch 2 games in a row.

>>150814902
Sounds like they are exercising their first amendment rights I thought Conservatives would be happy about that.

>>150815513
He just barely made the team I thought.

I am still feeling good about JJ and Caleb both actually. Caleb needs to go to another team (not the Giants, Jets, Steelers, Miami, Jacksonville, or Carolina). JJ needs another two seasons. He will put it together. Hurts I don't like watching play, but he is really good at the position. Begrudgingly a top 5 qb. Its just not fun to watch.

Tua's face looks like a completely different person this season pretty weird

>>150815532
I honestly feel bad for him, he was trying to do what he thought was best and some loser put an end to it. It's just not fair, he should still be out there

Do you agree with this sentiment?

PA in full cope mode KEK

>>150815238
3 yards and a cloud of dust is not the same thing as the tush push.

The tush push is rugby, not football.

>>150815595
The only explanation is that Joe Bussy likes to get hit

>>150815064
Lmao Caleb forgot himself for a minute there

>>150815590
Do you really want me to get into it? Do you want me to schizopost?

>>150815409
>hes one of a dozen
>heres why we need to kill him for his bad think views ( all of his clones too ) but we don't actually care teehee

uh huh. don't cry if the hasan pikers of the political sphere get unalived next :^)

>>150815590
I don't think you are ready for this discussion.

>none of the bears draft picks are starting
Fucking grim

I like not knowing who is playing mnf because I know it will always be dog water

>>150815115
> Apartment
I need a gay guy in grad school. He said 90% of his Grindr 'dates' were him sucking the cock of a married middle aged man in the dudes car.
They don't even get to see an apartment

>>150815590
I suppose it's possible that Tua died and Goodell approved the Dolphins making a clone out of the blanks they have in their building (the material they normally use in trades), but it's unlikely.

>>150815555
>"debate me" fags are worthless
This

>>150815616
I do, I noticed his face was different a couple of seasons ago and they tried to distract from that by making him have long hair.

are Jeefs the sorest losers in the sport? god damn not even the bills sounded this butt hurt

>>150815590
Seriously.

>>150815630
GO KANGZ

>>150815630
>I need a gay guy
same, brother, go Chiefs!

>>150815595
Maybe the offense runs different plays when they have their shitty backup in instead of the starter.

>>150815590
>>150815635

>>150815627
mnf will never be as good as when tony kornheiser was color commentating he set the bar too high

The Cleveland Bussies
The Cincinnati Bussies
The Buffalo Bussies
The Chicago Bussies

>>150815326
-ble

>>150815665
>Cam Ward
is he really this bad? Why are people clowning McSharty and not talking about him?

The Denver Bussies
The Tampa Bay Bussies

>>150815635
Originally my theory was they had to use some weird "stock" fill in "ai" thing for the stock package images of him for tv broadcsts. This is because they didn't have proper photos of tua or something but it goes deeper because every fucking picture of the guy looks different.

>>150815637
Sorest winners too, but what do you expect from immature kiddies?

>>150815676
cowboys are 1-1, they got bailed out by the refs

>>150815360
Jalen Hurts is great and anyone who thinks otherwise is delusional.

>>150815683
chiefs are the main spic team because they identify with the brown mutt

>>150815640
>>150815646
Sheit fuck you phone
But I chuckled at Go KANGZ.

>>150815691
forced meme, it's always been the cowboys

>>150815695
spic cope
your brown mongrel representative is 0-2

>>150815675
VikesBros have been saying McCarthy has a great team around him(the greatest wild card team of all time). Ward has Calvin Ridleys skeleton and a bunch of rejects from other teams. Ward is somehow doing a little bit more with so much less.

>MNF double header
gay and cringe

>>150815701
I didnt watch either of his games, how does he look? serious question.

>>150815675
probably because the kangz and their COTY let the QB of a 14 win team walk for a rookie coming off of an injury combined with having a good roster around him

Boomer bowl tonight should be fun

>two games
>four teams
>they're all shit

>>150814720
DONT
TOUCH
THE MOOLINYAN

give it to me straight, will the texans get it together?

>>150815700
my team is 2-0, forcing your racist meme won't change the fact cowboys and 49ers will always be the de facto latinx NFL teams

>>150815648
>chuck it to jemar

idk seems the same gameplan

>>150815702
I, too, will be tuckered out in homeroom if I stay up and watch both.

>>150815200
>cee dee lamb > amon-ra
bruh..

>>150815706
Absolute trash no meme

>>150815665
Best QBs in the World Right now

AFC
>Herbert, Allen, Lamar, Drake Maye, Geno, Danny Dimes (AFC is so easy to be a good QB)

NFC
>Love, Stafford, Dak

>>150815728
dallas PR

>>150815675
Compare McSharty to his neighbors
>Flacco
1 million years old and on the Browns
>Ward
The Titans were the #1 pick for a reason. Ward seems like a decent QB but his team is hot dogshit. The O-line doesn't exist and the receivers all have bricks for hands
>JJ
On the 14 win Vikings who had a great defense and what mane consider the best WR in the league. He also had a full year behind Darnold with KoC training him

>>150815722
spic cope
your team is 0-2 paco
your brown mongrel race is represented by mutthomes
49ers have a white qb
you are a brown abortion spawned when moor rapebabies raped indios

>>150815736
bot post

>>150815265
imagine being a millionaire NFL player and not having a blue eyed wife

>>150815736
I hope you're enjoying your first year on spuh, zoomzoom

Reminder that it's never Caleb's fault

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>>150814768
>>150815717
thats called the Brady rule btw

>>150815706
>how does he look?
Terrible. He barely throws and when he does he's rarely on target. IIRC he straight up dropped the snap more than once last night

>>150815706
Ward looks fine for being on one of the worst teams in the league.

>>150815734
not trying to be some analytics nerd but the point of these stats is to isolate the individual QB from what is around him.

>>150815595
The QB calls a lot of audibles for the OL. If Burrow doesn't make the right calls at the line then the OL isn't going to do as good of a job.

>>150814734
clear that it was terrible flag

>>150814748
>Nearly lost to the Giants that the Commies held to 9 points
Alright then...

>>150814756
400 yard pass game for Allen

>>150815768
I know, but the point is that Titansfags and Brownsfags weren't flooding the threads with talk about their QB like Viqueers were

>>150815778
>nearly
Wilson was tearing the Cowboys defense a new asshole. The only reason that it went to OT to begin with is because the Giants defense had like 15 accepted penalties called on them

>>150814779
business decision

I'm excited to see the Los Angeles Chargers of San Diego beat the Las Vegas Raiders of Oakland tonight

>>150815675
Ward is a Rookie. McSharty is not, has elite talent to throw to and he's worse.

>>150815782
in the first half

reminder the 49ers paid brock purdy (fraud systems qb) 200 million USD

>>150815778
>Eagles struggled against a Cowboys team that struggled against the Giants
>Commanders never let Russ see the endzone
Yeah I'm thinking the 'ders taking the East

>>150815782
oh no.
You just unlocked a primal fear in me I didn't know was possible being a phins fan kek.
>What if the phins actually win vs buffalo
There is no chance it could happen so I didn't bother to ever even factor it in holy shit nooooooo
I mean kek that would be hilarious because they would beat buffalo but it is like the absolute worst thing and most dolphins thing possible.
Holy shit thats hilarious. Go phins!

>>150815797
>McSharty is not,

Oh fuck off, he might as well be.

>>150815806
We really need to figure out a way to relegate the Bears to the MAC.

>>150814711
Based trump calling Goodell an anti football pussy

>>150815806
>groin injury
Damn. Gayleb be doin tha most.

>>150815808
>Phins win @ Buffalo
>
I would regret this cause the more the Dolphins lose, the better chance we rebuild early, but this would be downright hilarious.

Kansas City is tied for LAST in the NFL

>>150815819
Cope - seethe - dilate - have sex

>>150815802
Brock Purdy is worth the money. Mac Jones just happens to also be elite.

>>150815732
PFF has a bizarre hateboner for Goof

>>150814902
>all of the teams that paid no tribute won
Um Godsisters what does this mean?

>>150815849
Yeah that was where I was at, I know the post is kinda gay but it is just a fucking hilarious notion I couldn't even help but laugh.
It is the most dolphins thing that could happen.

We could even get a repeat of webmrelated

>>150815333
Bucs

McCarthy is a bust

>>150815390
Correct take. From the AFD political assassinations in west germany (non-white birth zone ) to now kirk this is the final stage of cancel culture.

>>150815819
he's shit anyway, Michigan wouldnt even let him throw the ball and he still ended up 1st rounder lmao

>>150815806
it's fucking over

>>150815881
Even Michigan fans were saying he was a 4th round pick lmao

Colts in the Superbowl

Need it or keep it?

>>150815885
>when you nut and caleb keeps suckin

>>150815876
i like how nobody even reacts theyre all just silently agreeing

>>150815890
Said it before say it again don't trust any team that beat the phins until proven otherwise. Patriots were garbage, colts are alright. People are overhyping both needlessly.
>>150815895
picrel

>>150815890
Need it
Justice for Haliburton

>>150815885
did he died?

>>150815883
Yeah, that seems to be your condition alright.

>>150815898
im mean look, when a guy around you is smashing shit you take a look, but that aint necessarily a reaction

Hitler's solution was empirically correct, and hang every coon you see.

How my chiefs looking going forward spee?

>>150815898
>don't trust any team that beat the phins until proven otherwise.
I mean they did a good number on the Denver defense. That's pretty legit.

>>150815806
Yeah Bears are going to be 0-17

>>150815908
yeah i just like postin it kek
>>150815914
Again, I'm not saying their shit, just don't trust em. They aren't really 2-0 kek more like 1.5-0

>>150815914
>Denver defense
Didn't they just give up 30 to Danny Tuppence?

>>150815876
>Me when I lose a $100 bet off of 1 yard

>>150815909
/thread

>>150815909
dead, like Hitler

>>150815914
Surtain was out most of the game

>>150815890
>2025
>i am forgotten

>>150815938
Imagine if the Colts had DJ last year

>>150815938
Whenever you start doubting whether you could cut it as an NFL GM just remember this face.

KWAB

>>150815948
Those doubts were clearly gone after watching Matt Millen stay employed for like 7 years

he's soooooooooo close to saying it...

>>150815948
Imagine picking a qb with sub 50% accuracy in college in the first round

>>150815918
No. The offensive line is going to keep gelling and they'll actually be able to sustain jobs.

>>150815948
>Whenever you start doubting whether you could cut it as an NFL GM just remember this face.

>>150815965
Isn't that the guy that stepped in the endzone as a qb and caused a safety?
Why would I listen to him?

I think we're heading towards a scenario where the dolphins implode and the chiefs desperately trade for Tyreek

And i like that

>>150815768
Epa does not do that. It corrects for situational context (down/distance/time/etc.) but not strength of teammates or opponents.

>>150815969
Their oline looked horrific yesterday though. Against a Lions d line that has Aiden Hutchinson and literally fucking who no less.

Saints

>>150815909
that's pretty heckin based but fuck the chiefs hope that randown city gets mass scud missiled like in c&c generals

>>150815902
He was shot out of the tree and then fell 50 feet to the ground. He’s probably fine.

hey! I don't know about you, but i'm feeling 0-2!

>>150816003
HOLD THE LINE (Taylor's massive unwashed cock)

>>150814984
>essentially asking for it when it came to his gun control stance

That our rights shouldn't be violated because of mental illness embedded in trannies like you? you will never get what you want faggot. I wonder how trannies will respond when you say they were asking for it on the "leave our children alone" stance. Remember this when you're buried with your real name and male pronoun, you shot first and you will never be a woman.

>Captcha: KKK

>>150816010
yea

>>150816003
>c&c generals
*crack*
*sip*
now THAT'S a videogame

>>150815965
Does not apply to Hurts

>>150815997
>Their oline looked horrific yesterday though
They were fucking atrocious.

>>150815590
>>150815616
>>150815624
someone give me a side by side of old vs new to investigate

As this thread ends I just want to say FUCK YOU I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU YOU MOTHERFUCKERS YOUR TEAM SUCKS AND I'M COMING FOR THEM YOU BITCH THEY WILL DIE AND YOUR QUARTERBACK WILL LOOK WORSE THAN TUA AFTERWARDS MIAMI HAS THE DOLPHINS AND THEY WILL FUCKING KILL YOU.

>>150815965
Say what?

>>150816026
If they made an RTS in the last 20 years that didn't suck gargantuan hogcock lmk tbdesu

Lamar :)

Goffie :)

I like that there are 2 games tonight that don’t really overlap. It’s going to be a long wait until the next game, because TNF this week will just be the Phins getting pumped.

>>150816052
This bald cracker resigned btw

>>150816040
anon compare it to >>150815680 and >>150815639
its like they had his clone do his media photos last year.

>>150816038
How much of it is cause of the oline and how much of it is cause of Caleb

>>150816060
good, there is NO place for racism in my favorite sport

>>150816050
fake news and really gay

>>150816072
>there is NO place for racism in my favorite sport
ballroom dancing?

New???

>>150816084
old

>Lions fans booed and chanted "fuck Ben Johnson" at the game yesterday
Why do they have a right to hate him? He stayed with Detroit longer than he had to, in order to chase a super bowl with them. They expected him to never take a head coach job?

>>150816072
is your fav sport extreme bussy dilation?

>>150816069
Caleb unironically wasn't the problem yesterday. It's hard to sustain drives when your offensive line mauls people and commits penalties on every play. He was actually more decisive and accurate.

>>150816084
I won't do it

>seahawks play like shit in the first half
>sleep through second half
>they pull their shit together and win
>steelers also shit themselves
I guess I'm the problem

>>150816089
>They expected him to never take a head coach job?
yes

>>150816021
look at the lil fella go

>>150815965
The problem is the NCAA is trash and doesn't prepare QBs for the NFL. The NFL should tell them to fuck off, and build their own developmental league.

Danny Diamonds

>>150816089
They're mad that he left for a divisional rival.

>>150816089
>Blew the game against the washington football redacted indians
>Went to another team in the division
Justified

NEW
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>>150676498
>>150676498

>>150816095
They play better when you're not around. Take the hint.

>>150816108
kek how is that thread still up

>>150816069
Gayleb sucks cock but the half dozen holding and false start penalties were for sure on the o line.

>>150816097
he's so fast >>150815315

>>150816117
it needs to be pinned

>>150816125 new

>>150816089
>dumb enough to take a job with the burrs
Deserved

>>150816108
Warding off evil spirits

>>150814902
Cope, libtards. He's literally going down as an MLK figure.

>>150815040
With play calling that obvious it shows you how fucking talented they are. When the NFL mostly has parity that type of play calling should never work.

>>150815170
> That camera angle is not from directly above, so you can't conclude that.
If you watched the game they had a shot directly from the sideline and both guards jumped early

>>150814777
>even with the eagles defense being hands-off with mahomes, kelce can't catch a ball

>>150815279
> Also, feel bad for rookie Kaleb Johnson
No. First, he went to Iowa so fuck em. Second and more importantly that’s not a rookie mistake. A rookie mistake is not getting two feet down on a catch. That was a colossal fuck up. Just go and jump on it to be sure. It never hurts to assume the ball is live especially if you touched it.

>>150815390
Well said

>>150816069
Yes