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Anonymous Croatia No.150815235 [Report] >>150815359 >>150815549
explaining the sports series: basketball
haaven't had a new eiditon in a while:
in the basketball, you are hving baskets, two bsakets each side the team, 5 versus 5, they are having basketball ball, you can dribble with hands no foot,
shoot jump shot
2 points
win
Anonymous United States No.150815262 [Report] >>150815300
good thread
Anonymous Croatia No.150815300 [Report] >>150815310
>>150815262
i do what i can its all anyone can do
my goal is to educate
Anonymous United States No.150815310 [Report] >>150815356
>>150815300
you should explain lacrosse it's a good sport
Anonymous Croatia No.150815356 [Report] >>150815370
>>150815310
r u calling me an indian
IS THIS TARGETING
Anonymous United States No.150815359 [Report] >>150815373
>>150815235 (OP)
Nice work croatscholar, but how does this help you get your CNC and a fat bottomed GILF?
Anonymous United States No.150815370 [Report] >>150815385
>>150815356
no I just want to spread the joy of lacrosse to the Balkans
Anonymous Croatia No.150815373 [Report] >>150815436
>>150815359
i dont think cnc will happen because of the sephardim element
the fat bottom gilf i dont think she reads sp
Anonymous Croatia No.150815385 [Report]
>>150815370
i think belichik is doing that
Anonymous Croatia No.150815436 [Report] >>150815448
>>150815373
all the euro countries have their jewish people, my luck is that i am a nationality where they are sephardim and i am pure white
they hate me so no cnc
Anonymous Croatia No.150815448 [Report] >>150815459
>>150815436
im not saying the ashkenazi elemlent favors me, they hate me too, but this adds another hurdle in that im dealing with swarthoid cryptos from hercegovina
Anonymous Croatia No.150815459 [Report] >>150815509
>>150815448
and the way it works here is, you have to go through employment agencies that are of your nation. so they effectively block access to germany for me at least in cnc
but i am focusing now on a different path god willing it pans out and i can get the hell out of this shit hole asap
Anonymous United States No.150815485 [Report] >>150815502 >>150815509
reunified yugoslavia when
Anonymous Croatia No.150815502 [Report] >>150815524
>>150815485
no please dont
the good croatians are in slavonia, zagreb, and istria, though zagreb is metropolitan so its not as clear cut and they are to a large degree comrpomised inflitrated
dalmatia is ok but really rough around the edges we saw what they did in the faroes
dubrovnik is its own country
Anonymous United States No.150815509 [Report] >>150815537
>>150815485
This, when are >>150815459 you going to go Tito mode on them croatscholar
Anonymous Croatia No.150815524 [Report]
>>150815502
the only TRUE croatians thou are in zagorje region, there are very few of TRUE croatians
everyone else has assumed the identity in reaciton to muslims and orthodx populations
i would say there are maybe 100,000 actual croatiasn in the entire country everything else is added later and assimliated some how i nto the identity
Anonymous Croatia No.150815537 [Report] >>150815550
>>150815509
i cant the serbs and muslism are also dangerous. you cant win in this region
my goal in life is to end up working as an amazon delivery driver deep in east germany where at least its only whites that hate me
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150815549 [Report] >>150815570
>>150815235 (OP)
what causes the squeaking, is it the shoes, the floor or the ball?
Anonymous United States No.150815550 [Report] >>150815556 >>150815599
>>150815537
if you come to America I would be your bro
Anonymous Croatia No.150815556 [Report]
>>150815550
i should've turned myself in, i would have been on work release right now looking forward to an autocad future
Anonymous Croatia No.150815570 [Report] >>150815589 >>150815608
>>150815549
i believe its the shoes i forgot to add that to the infographic
its the cushioning and the pattern on the sole where it sticks to the floors
Anonymous Croatia No.150815589 [Report]
>>150815570
many changes of direciton in basketball
u must be fast!
Anonymous Croatia No.150815599 [Report] >>150815622
>>150815550
if things go ok in the next few months, im going to do everything i can to come back, do my time, and continue my real life
this is such garbage look at how crazy im going man
im homesick for america
when i see the american flags on here, i feel reliefe but also want to cry.
i wasnt supposed to end up in this dumpster
Anonymous United States No.150815608 [Report]
>>150815570
>squeeks in your path
Anonymous United States No.150815622 [Report]
>>150815599
Rooting for you croatbro, Godspeed
Anonymous Portugal No.150815723 [Report] >>150815726 >>150815844 >>150815853 >>150815860
the croatian schizo has to be the weakest gimmick of late on /spee/
Anonymous United States No.150815726 [Report]
>>150815723
I enjoy him desu
Anonymous Croatia No.150815844 [Report]
>>150815723
if only it were a gimimck
Anonymous Croatia No.150815853 [Report] >>150815907
>>150815723
are you defending your sephardim brothers in hercegovina and your international soccer collusion
i dont rate any of you subhumas
Anonymous Croatia No.150815860 [Report] >>150815873
>>150815723
you're btfo in isreal so you sit here in podunk villages thinking uve made it
Anonymous Croatia No.150815873 [Report]
>>150815860
parasites on good people in the region
nothing goes unpunished, swarthoid
no one likes u here,
fucking rats
Anonymous Croatia No.150815907 [Report]
>>150815853
imagine thinking some shit hole like croatia can compete in soccer without huge, huge collusion with their brothers in spain, portugal,
why do you think they all go to real madrid
Anonymous United States No.150816028 [Report] >>150816041 >>150816045 >>150816167
I started trying to explain football but it was too hard
Anonymous United States No.150816041 [Report]
>>150816028
The rare double QB scheme probably wasn't a good way to start either
Anonymous United States No.150816045 [Report] >>150816124
>>150816028
what meme formation is this retard bro
Anonymous Greece No.150816056 [Report]
is this your new coping method now that greektalento has far surpassed croasia?
Anonymous United States No.150816124 [Report] >>150816169 >>150816908
>>150816045
I just explained that it was the double QB scheme. Since there seems to be some confusion, here are some basics on how it works:

Center either snaps the ball to QB1 or QB2. The defense is confused because they don't know whether QB1 or QB2 will be passing the ball. There's no running back because this scheme is all passing all the time unless the QB has a really good chance to run. In today's pass heavy NFL, this scheme could take the worst teams to the super bowl because it's virtually impossible to defend against.
Anonymous United States No.150816167 [Report] >>150816196 >>150816202
>>150816028
This is basically the wildcat formation if you want a qb to get blown up kek
Anonymous United States No.150816169 [Report] >>150816202
>>150816124
Uhh you might need to watch some more ball there anon..
Anonymous United States No.150816196 [Report]
>>150816167
>Joe Flacco trying to pick up a blitzing Linebacker
Anonymous United States No.150816202 [Report] >>150816424
>>150816167
It's entirely different because wildcat formation didn't use two QBs. This formation immediately gets the ball into the hands of a QB who can throw it or get it to the other QB to throw.

>>150816169
Explain why it wouldn't work
Anonymous United States No.150816424 [Report] >>150816767
>>150816202
For starters the current Champs are a run first team that dominates in the trenches, not a pass first team with a gunslinger at QB. Secondly QB is such a hard position that there isn't even 32 starting caliber QBs in the world let alone 64. And old NFL saying is "if you have 2 qbs you have none"

Now for the Xs and Os. The QB can't throw the ball if he can't stand inside the pocket long enough for a play to develop. A RB keeps a defensive line honest so they can't just peel their ears back and rush the QB, they have to maintain gap integrity. The RB can also double as a 6th offensive lineman who can pick up blitzing defenders or as a 3rd/4th receiver who can give the QB a checkdown if players further up the field are covered.

Lastly football is a bloodsport, and being able to physically punish your opponents is a key. You have to be able to run the football so you can wear down a defense. Nothing is more demoralizing to a defensive than not being able to stop the run. Running the ball allows you to control the clock and keep your defense off the field and teams that can run the ball can win any game.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150816611 [Report]
>yellow
whenever ive seen clips of basketball they are black or sometimes white
Anonymous United States No.150816767 [Report] >>150816891
>>150816424
You don't need two elite QBs. You just need two OK QBs.
Anonymous United States No.150816891 [Report] >>150816973
>>150816767
No, you need one good QB
Anonymous United States No.150816908 [Report]
>>150816124
>all passing all the time
Kek good luck buddy you better sign 5 QB's and hope one of them survives the season, along with 2-3 dead WR
Anonymous United States No.150816933 [Report]
If you just tried this formation I think you'd be pleasantly surprised. Some team should run it with their QB2 and QB3 because it'll work with almost any NFL QB.
Anonymous United States No.150816973 [Report] >>150817013
>>150816891
This guy gets it, but you are being baited
Anonymous United States No.150817013 [Report] >>150817124
>>150816973
Is there some kind of football simulator where you can design formations like this and see how they work. I think it'd work, other anons don't, and since I don't own or coach a team there's no way I can actually test my idea.
Anonymous United States No.150817124 [Report] >>150817146
>>150817013
You can create custom plays in madden, or at least you used to be able to. I used to try some stupid ass shit...it never worked
Anonymous United States No.150817146 [Report]
>>150817124
I don't have any consoles but I'll see if I can find a cracked PC version or run one on an emulator