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>>150854087
Kelvin fraud checks this dude

Wow this thread is already very boring

why do heemers stan bums like nickel and gane?

>>150854073 (OP)
Ronda was so hot bros I wish Schaub saved her and taught her how to strike

ronda was a pokemon forum moderator when she was a kid

el cucuy strikes again

dogshit thread

>>150854119
u should thank God u werent here for the boston salmon period

here's her profile

>>150854217
>her

Ilia vs crawford super fight is being finalized per Ariel Helwani

>>150854201
oh I remember
that one is easy to explain though he had a funny name

>>150854271
please let this happen

not big on this rise of fascism thing desu
what will i do when they take my porn?

>>150854080
Damn they're giving him a sink or swim match. No more amateur bums, bo... It's either win this or back to RAF on FOX, where the only people who will ever know your name are 60+ yr old grandmas and grandpas who pay for a fox app subscription

>>150854303
laugh because comedy is legal again

>>150854303
Dumbass you dun goofed enjoy federal prison

>>150854303
enjoy ufc white house

>>150854303
>he didn't pre-emptively hoard terabytes of all types of media on a local file server before the digital iron curtain came crashing down
KWAB
all you normgroid mongrels had to do was listen to the autists and schizos, we've been warning you for decades at this point. don't call it a grave, it's the future you asked for

>>150854080
Bo gonna get fraud checked again

I'm watching a movie on Pluto and they just showed a commercial for The Fighter and The Kid.

>>150854271
>>150854287
I feel like this stupid shit might be real and could have been planned by Dana and Turki from the start. Maybe for a zuffa boxing kickoff or something.
It seemed uncharacteristic of Crawford to throw the first stone like he did on Nelk Boys before the Canelo fight. It seemed strange.

MMA Downtrodden

>>150854419
looking good donald!

>>150854119
Ciryl Gane is literally fighting for the World Heavyweight title next, aka the title of Baddest Man on the Planet. Dumb cazzie.

>>150854322
>>150854426
rodolfo fights in slow motion

if bo can’t win this he should genuinely and unironically go focus on wrestling and try to be an olympian

the /heem/ consensus is that bonner won

This will sound extreme to some, and even "un-American" to others. But I think we seriously need to start calling for bans against any and all sports which didn't honour the memory of Charlie Kirk this past weekend.
The UFC did.
The UFC can stay.

But did pillowfist? I seriously hope so.
Did handegg?
Did football?

Get rid of these sissy sports.

>>150854548
Man look at those hairy chests. That's what I want. Real men. Grrrrrr!

>>150854303
They already banned porn in the UK. My dick has since gotten bigger, I have been on 10 trillion dates, and I grew 5 inches.

Just kidding. They didn't ban bestjavporn.com, so my porn habits were completely unaffected.

>>150854519
He's a good mid level journeyman. Decent chin, good submissions. Hasn't been heemed and I don't see bo submitting him.
It's a tough win for bo if he does win, as Rodolfo's striking and head movement looked improved vs Gore. I could see this going like Rodolfo vs Petroski. Shit fight but one will edge out a decision.

AARON FUCKING PICO

>>150854614
bodied that freak

>>150854548
Nah, he won the round he got cut. It was one punch and it didn't drop him or wobble him or anything. Plus Griffin clearly won the rematch and Bonnar was popped.

Jon Jones turned down 30m to avoid doing the world a solid even though it was to his benefit. Study this nigga

>>150854684
Wait now that I think of it he heemed everyone even himself.. respect!

>>150854684
he would lose and all talk of his legacy would revolve around steroid usage

Yall don't even know where I'm from b

>>150854691
Then how come he's down to fight at the Whitehouse vs presumably Tom assuming he wins?

/heem/ has fallen.

Daner dodged the Disney plus bullet since they fired Jimmy Kimmel and will be boycotted
How does he do it bros

Dong Hyun Kimmel

>>150854080
Meme ass UFC 1 type matchup. 50% chance it's a decently fun grappling match and 50% chance it's the worst striking you ever saw.

Jon Jones knows he damaged his legacy by even giving bums like Smiff or OSP the time of day. Seeing how much of a bum Aspinall was, he knew it was for the best he doesn't taint his resume with such a low quality win.

>>150854496
The MMA Giants who live in their mansions using The fighters by oppressing them. They stand no chance to break free or disrupt the system as they are all cogs in the machine that keeps them oppressed in the very same organization they fight in. Those who try to break free from the system are punished and ostracized to keep the others in check. No freedom for those who fight for a living.

gane is eyeing the nose
the wonk is imminent

Chatri bros... they're onto us... It's all coming down...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMW1uPHHxVg

>>150854924
Many such cases

Ankalaev vs Putin predictions?

I feel that I've won the thread.

rizin in 2 weeks. yea we're watching that crap.

It's been

>successfully distracts from his court case and the rumors that he paid off homeless people to lie for him in court with a faux political campaign
I'm thinking based

>>150854967
It's over

one week since she looked at me

OSP vs GSP

OPS vs GPS

GSP could find weapons on his own

Goat of sp

Favourite remedies for insomnia?

>>150855152
Become physically exhausted by the end of the day.

>>150855152
Close your eyes and I'll kiss you

>>150855152
Did you try lying on your bed yknow having your eyes closed and just relaxing

Would you /heem/?

Heem or be heemed

>>150855152
Just stay up all night.

So Gordon Ryan is a cuckold?

>>150855282
to put it lightly

>>150855188
bogged the fuck out of herself, goddamn

>>150855188
Not with that mouth piece in. She's bogged and unsettling but yes, I'm afraid I would.

>>150855282
Getting your literal lil bro fuck your wife, and watching, seems to be levels worse than cuckoldry.

BREAKING: gsp has been heemed

>>150855284
>>150855330
And how do we feel about that?

GPS had a fight with Captain America. Levels.

>>150855342
the cuckoldry is just one piece of the puzzle
his obvious fake-oneness, the fact that he's a pure grappler and has no demonstrated ability to heem, and his gay little ackchually voice are all damning points against him

Who is this Ryan Gordon even?

>>150855342
It's odious at best... Criminal and morally repugnant at worst.

>>150854583
Eating that many dates can't be good hehe think of the sugar content :)

There’s nothing wrong with being a cuck

>>150855451
just how fucking bad is kevin holland

>>150855462
Some would say the baddest

Gooby is the same age as Crawford. Imagine if he hadn't fucked everything up

>>150855615
As long as Dana is okay there's nothing to worry about

>>150855615
Yeah MMA......

>>150855615
Literally who??

heem dead?

The thing people don't realise if if Smith etc really pushed and got reckless Jone's wouldn't don't some nasty shit and got them out of there, he wouldn't had to. Everyone's trying so hard to say he wasn't that good.

JONNY IS A DANGEROUS MAN, DONT DISRESPECT HIM AND NEVER FORGET

The thing people don't realise if if Smith etc really pushed and got reckless Jone's wouldn't don't some nasty shit and got them out of there, he wouldn't had to. Everyone's trying so hard to say he wasn't that good.

JONNY IS A DANGEROUS MAN, DONT DISRESPECT HIM AND NEVER FORGET

Now your just trying to fuck with me Seriously, whats the issue? Has this happened for anyone in the past? Its not breaking the site but if this is a new thing i am slightly worried that this could just be the beginning of either some bigger coding malfunction on the new owners end, or the servers are getting fucked and 4chan will crash again

>>150855788
calm down bj penn

Aaron "coding malfunction" pico

>>150854567
Talking about Charlie kike ?

>>150854567
Talking about charlie kike

>>150855152
merab fight

*From Auuuustiiiin,Texas: Brendan Schaub Live!*
Heard of Charlie Kurt, b? Beast of a guy, never meddum. Tragic. Now that Taylor Robertson guy... Tawlmbout a straight shooter, huh?

volk pre-wonked islam's nose a little and JDM, the premier expert on wonk noses, is going to full wonk him back to mecca

>>150855991
Abus got bounced from the rankings :(

>>150855991
I made a mistake with Argentina

>>150856057
and china

>>150855991
Hermansson is still ranked

Nvm

>>150856221
Song Yadong
Petr Yan

it's crazy how shit the ufc roster is if you think about it

Boxing needs Ilia to save their sport lmao

How many fights have Jimmy Kimmel or Charlie Kirk won?

>>150856357
Yeah was pondering this yesterday as I was rowing a two piece for reps how easy it would be for me to beat the shit out of anyone who wrongs me I get exactly what you're saying

>>150856360
Who is ill?

>>150856365
My thoughts on this matter is "it's sad"

Next question

>>150855991
dominican republic has a ranked fighter

>>150855991
Do the countries with 2 current ufc champs

Updated map

>>150856400
i forgot to mention that you should also add dominican republic

The UFC is essentially turned into the Ilia heeming show

>>150856400
still wrong

>>150856414
>>150856387
Who ?

>>150856425
waldo cortes-acosta

>>150856440
Australia has no fighters, fix that

>>150856448
I tought he was brazilian
Acosta sound more portuguese than spanish to me

Nobody knows Ankalaev is the champion.

>>150856453
Why ank doesnt represent dagestan and JDM is barely italian, he has a sardinian grandfather and the rest is just anglo/british

>>150856440
bruh

>>150856453
Where are all the Americans?

>>150856469
You do

>>150856420
For 2 minutes a year maybe

Haplogroups of UFC Champs

>Pantoja
R
>Merab
G
>Volkanovski
E
>Topuria
G
>JDM
I
>Chimaev
J
>Ankalaev
J
>Aspinall
R

>>150856476
He is nobody

>>150856471
It's cultural, Australians don't consider anyone not anglo to be a ''wog'', it's like foreigner in their lingo by that assessment Australia has zero fighters since there are no Australian fighters from Anglo background (they are pussies who can't fight)

>>150856453
this image is very outdated, fix that

>>150856473
Prove me wrong then
>>150856440
>>150856391
You mean countries that has multiple ufc champs or current countries that have Multiple Champs ?
I think only Goergia, Australia and Russia (if you count chimaev as russian) have this

>>150856495
americans are descended mostly from anglos/british islanders you know ?

>>150856507
Khamzat lived in Russia much more than ilia lived in Georgia (never)

>>150856507
Let's look at Volk's custom shorts, it has no artwork of asstralia but it has the Macedonian flag and Greek patterns all over it as well as ancient greek symbols, Volk considers himself a macedonian first and foremost.

His nickname?? ''the great'', it's fair to give credit where credit is due and Macedonia earned it.

>>150856518
No they aren't you retarded obnoxious bitch

>>150856518
well, that used to be true. now it's africans

>>150856540
Do you ever leave here mate

>>150854073 (OP)
Kimmel Cuckitini

>>150856541
Its literally that you subhuman cuck
German ancestry in americans is overblown and mostly self reported

>>150856460
nah he dominican b

They should abandon flags altogether and list champs by haplogroup

I think i finally got them all
>>150856609
Well it would have been weird to see Volkanovski and Ngannou/Izzy regrouped together

>>150856619
STILL wrong

>>150856540
That is the flag of FYROMIA, a group of ethnic Bulgarians living on the fringes of Greece who were brainwashed by a small cult a hundred years ago into thinking they are descended from the Greeks.

>>150856619
Fixed your map, disappointed in you frangeria, thought you knew better

Countries that have had atleast one ufc champ
No females, No interims

>>150856643
I heard the same thing about a group of Mongolians who were tricked into thinking they were nordic

>>150856643
They are genetically greek tho
They both have haplogroup E in majority
If they where slavs, they would have R1A or I (some subclade of I is slavic)

>>150856672
Finns are scandinavian-siberian mutts speaking a finno ugric language
Their major haplogroup (N) is of siberian origin

>>150856609
all wogs, i fear

>>150856700
Champs with wog haplogroups are

Chimaev (J)
Ankalaev (J)
Volkanovski (E)
Topuria (G)
Merab (G)

I dont know if I is really wog

God damn I miss that oliveira title run

>>150856742
you missed it bapa? just watch a replay

>>150856752
Nothing compares to seeing it live in the moment

>>150856766
brother thats true but if you never seen it before its better than nothing respectfully, b.s.

>>150856778
I saw all of it live brotha

>>150856490
Haplogroups of people who give a fuck:

>>150856588
Over a third of Americans minimum aren't even white you retarded bitch, everything is self-reported subhuman ape

Acelogroup

Why didn't Captain Kirk simply use the Philly Shell to deflect the shot?

>>150856837
Real ones just tank shit

>>150856802
Also no
Not everything is self reported
Otherwise everybody would put the haplogroups they want

normal people don't know what haplogroups are

Ilia will do bigger boxing numbers than prime Mike Tyson

Alexander The Great

>>150856956
im normal and i know what haplogroups are
there are y-dna haplogroups and mt-dna haplogroups

>>150856976
E haplogroup King im afraid
>>150856956
Its your paternal ancestor/marker

>>150857001
Exactly and only males can carry Y haplogroups
Females can only carry MTDNA

Kayla “y haplogroup” Harrison

hablogroups are racist because they imply we are not all the same in the inside

>>150857015
no, mothers are the ones who pass on mt-dna to their children but every one has mitochondria

>>150857076
Both males and females carry MTDNA but only males carry YDNA

But what about Acegroups?

Tony

I've got something to say

>>150857124
He hit him with a good shot but Tony has kids of his own, his own bloodline and chandler adopted blacks to entertain his blacked fetish.

>>150856742
That was 4 and a half years ago

If you think about it, everyone who has fought a wrestler has come really close to that wrestlers cock and in most cases even had it grinding up on them

>>150857160
>when a fighter dies and all his haydurs come crawling out the woodwork to pretend he was their boy and delete all their mean tweets about him
i hate fake ones so much bros

>>150857289
Zatdaddy cockslapped du piggy I fear

>>150857289
Talmbout ilia vs Jai b?? peach of a bout innit

>>150856946
All population statistics are self reported you blithering retard

>>150857289
If you think about it, the difference between you and me is that I don't think about it.

>>150857324
Topiggy loves sucking and ducking sadly

>>150855615
Looking forward to the antifa heems

>>150857349
It is what it is man, what can you do when a high kick pops out of nowhere

Good morning sirs!

Khamzat declares his loyalty to Georgia, how many countries does that make him a representative of now?
>Chechnya/Russia
>Sweden
>The UAE
>Georgia

I was just thinking what would be if we cared.

>>150857367
You have sex with men.

Swears he isn't spammy btw

>>150857384
Zatdaddy has been declared king of Georgia.

Chastity cages are now mandatory for all piggies.

>>150857402
Spammysneed swears xhe doesn’t endlessly squirt steatorrhea into xer dirt diaper panties

>>150857465
>>150857473
You NEED to kill yourself!

Oh shit i feel a huge Bo Nickal coming out of my Jon Jones, i need to go take a big Oliveira.

>>150857494
We don’t leave our monitors off while signing posts with a pair of soiled DDPs here

>>150857505
Your kind always makes things sexual, what's wrong with you lot

>>150857516
Who do you think you're talking to right now?

>>150857546
Xadame Xneed AKA dirty diaper Tyla AKA doggy dickdown drew AKA princess armpiggy of Pensacola AKA the steatorrhea soiled skateboarder

>>150857564
Yeah that's not me, what the fuck is wrong with you?

>>150857589
Fraid it is sadly

>>150857605
Okay schizo.

Heeminder that Raja Jackson still has not been brought to justice

>>150857711
MMA Joey already addressed this.

JDBJ Penn

Watching Canelo vs Crawford made me realize how much bigger racial dynamics are in boxing than MMA. I'm glad that it's more toned down in MMA. Boxing fans using it for a proxy race war was extremely cringe.

>>150857718
Another one of your imaginary friends?

>>150857743
Just another fat bearded retard who sits in a room talking about the UFC

>>150856540
Volk is from Bitola, guy's Bulgarian lmao

>>150857749
monitor

I hate waking up early and being on heem with the europosters. Pure slop.

>>150857620
Your father raped you and you moan his name when beagles bust in ya bacon steatorrheaussy.

>>150857756
im actually to low-t to grow a beard

I'd like to thank Carlos Prates for popularizing the spinning back elbow.

>>150857743
You fell for the work sadly

>>150857761
All the smart euros moved to the Americas 100+ years ago

>>150857767
Wow, that's quite a confession I'm really sorry you had that happen to you.

*ruins poofc*

Please stop tormenting Sneed's sad lonely tranny life.

>>150857862
Raped by his daddy Kadyrov sadly.

Khamzat raped me to death

>>150857868
Xer name is dirty diaper Tyla

>>150857820
I'm not...

Has anybody in this thread ever been molested? I haven't, thank god, but I pity those who were.

>>150857914
yeah i got jumped by 5 girls once it was awful

Xadame Armpiggy AKA Raped AGPiggy really finna be tryna hide from xer Spamdaddies

KEK

Stay respectful.

TS Ms. Dirty Diaper Drew The Pensacola Pug Pesterer

>>150857955
>>150857927
Factual posts I fear

TS Xadame Dirty Diaper Tyla The Pensacola Pitbull Penis Prepper & Pumper I fear.

>>150857971
Please stop posting what you do to Dalmatian dicks.

Nobody gets him revved like Sneedy b, nobody

TS Miss Armpiggy Drew Tyla Thompson The Pensacola Poodle Poo & Pozz Puffer I'm afraid.

Shouldn't you guys be posting on discord about your love of cum and anus?

TS sneed the steatorrhea soiled schnauzer suckler is revved and raped sadly

Po po po lonely lil' AGPiggy aka TS Xadame Xneed The Pensacola Rotweiler Penis Wrangler sadly.

>>150858016
Cuman Danus could be the name for like a progrock band

Does anyone else think Alex Pereira’s “hands of stone” tattoo looks like a Type 2 on the Bristol Stool Chart? It’s all I see when I look at it. One of the worst tattoos ever

Talmbout UFC 322. Talmbout Bo. Talmbout trugg walgs.

>>150858035
TS Ms. Drew only drops 6's and 7's I fear.

Sneed mind broke spammy yeeeaaaars ago and he's been impotently seething ever since.

Sneed mind broke Spammy when she met that black transsexual off of Grindr and fellated xer penis.

>>150858087
Everything is always about gay sex with you huh spams?

>>150858087
>Spammy: It should have been me!

We talked about this in the Tomcord.

>>150858112
We all suck black transsexual penis in the Tomalacord

>>150858120
Jonalacord*

>>150858093
You literally have sex with men and solicit teenage boys for sex off Grindr.

>>150858093
Are you saying that the sex you have with transsexuals should be considered gay sex?

>>150858112
My only hope for Tom/Gane is for a first round finish. Either solidify Jon as the GOAT or confirm him as a ducking bitch.

Xadame sincerely tries to hide from 4chan bullying and to pretend xhe doesn't spend 99% of xer waking life on here.

>>150858157
You can't bully anybody you sad little man.

>>150858138
>"he should have been wearing a thai-steel-cup, right Joe?"

Bullying has to be targeted. You don't even know if Sneed is here. Perhaps I am Sneed. You simply cannot know.

>>150858174
This is what ya dead daddy said before spanking and spunkin’ ya DDPs

Homie I love myself and my life.

>>150858212
How did you get to this point?

>>150858174
You're a victim of your father's rape and your 4chan daddies bullying :(

And steatorrhea
And autogynephilia
And suicidal ideation + depression
And drug addiction
And OCD causing you to pick at ya necrosin' steatorrhea scabs

.

UFC Ankalaev vs Pereira 2

Heem me
Heem me my friend
Heem me
Heem me again

>>150857799
that guy is jewish

>>150858346
Is that a bad thing?

>>150858346
Jewdaddies have far higher IQs than oink piglets. It’s why we run this shit

Im sadly afraid I fear

>>150858389
Bugs crawling under your skin again?

>>150858413
Spammy tranny!

>>150858455
We don’t sign our posts with a full pair of DDPs

Are you hopeful or discouraged towards the future of mma?

>>150858489
Madames Moldy Anus?

>>150858455
Everything is always about gay sex with you huh Miss Drew?

>>150858522
Mixed Martial Arts

>>150858574
We don't have DDP's full of cockerspaniel cum to imitate you.

>>150858574
This is why Xadame Tyla started imitating xer mother and sucked a BBC for meth

>>150858574
Is this why you've been posting so many of my old posts lately?

Lmao that one revved him.

They want to be Finland so bad.

>>150858628
Rottweiler rape revved ya rotten gape sadly

>>150858649
I'm sorry that happened to you, sounds awful

>>150858628
Xadame uses was/raped pronouns.

I’m questioning your love of mma. Do you love this sport and want it to thrive? I’m thinking your priorities lie elsewhere.

>>150858669
Damn you got absolutely BTFO playa!

>>150858574
I thought the most sincere form of flattery was saying nice words?

>>150858669
>You don't spend every moment of your day siting inside on 4chan trolling for negative attention.
Miss Drew needs to take her own advice I fear.

>>150858681
Afraid not. Nice words aren't always true, and they can belay insincere intent.

Terrible news, fight stans. The big co-main we've all be looking forward to has been cancelled. How will they replace the star power of Junior Tafa, and Ibo Aslan?

>>150858661
You literally admitted to being raped by your father, having sex with teenage boys, and "experimenting" with dogs. You admitted this all while gooning to tranny sissy hypno and begging for "Spammy" at approximately 3AM EST.

>>150858737
we Ivan Erslan co-main now

>>150858574
hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?

>>150858745
Proof?

>>150858745
Xhe isn't even denying it.

>>150858754
Three wins in their last ten fights combined. $370 Aussie dollary doos to see these beasts.

Can’t we just get along?

Sneed posting about her AGP (autogynephilia) completely unprompted and entirely of her own volition is how I learned about the disorder, if it hadn't have been for that, I likely would have never heard of it.

>>150858745
You forgot evading a permaban for posting “Carlos Prates”

Nigger

>>150858574
Is that why yuo imitate nigga dog penis rape your father raped yur bussy niggas?

>>150859024
Careful what you say. Words can heem.

>>150859024
thats irregar

>>150859046
I don't speak Pig Latin

>>150859041
Stop posting.

/heem/ is full of lames

>>150859024
What the FREAK??!

It's a no-UFC weekend

>No UFC this week
>But ONE Championship tomorrow
:)

>>150859279
You’re subhuman if you enjoy ONE

>Raja beats up my buddy Syko Stu
>man that sucks
>YOU THINK THAT'S BAD!?
>jogger kills princess Iryna on the subway
>man that sucks
>YOU THINK THAT'S BAD?
>tranny-lover kills Kirk in front of his daughter
>man that sucks
>YOU THINK THAT'S BAD?
>Crawford beats up my homie Canelo
>man that sucks
> YOU THINK THAT'S BAD?
>no UFC this weekend
>now i am become an hero, heemer of self

>>150859299
You have sex with men.

No UFC weekend, aka I actually get some sleep weekend.

>>150859321
Why do you save videos of children?

>>150859326
Truth hurts

>>150859299
Pull up then.

>>150859342
He is a pedo weeb i guess

>>150859342
I get it, I get it. You're the biggest anti-paedo in the thread. Well done. You're safe in case any feds are watching. Buy yourself a cookie.

>>150859393
PEDOOOOOO
PEDOOOOOO
PEDOOOOOO

You're attacking my family!
*curls up into the fetal position*

Agony Smiff

Pretty big words considering their boxing event this past weekend had pretty big complaints against it.

An absolutely siht opening fight.
Way too much filler between fights - despite all fights going the distance.
And a lameish comain.

Aaron "Lameish" Pico

>>150859342
>k-1 weeb was a pedo all along
not surprised desu

>>150859483
>>150859488
Britain is collapsing.
The onefc is fucked.

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1758220326193583.mp4

Why do some of you boys call the other boys Pigs? It's quite strange, this is a strange place

Especially the blue cross boy

The UFC ring girls were doing boxing for the Canelo/Crawford fight. Theyh should be moved to boxing permanently, and UFC can get new ring girls.

Preferably we need Asian girls who weigh no more than 40kg.

>>150859551
You are a child molester

>Costa’s big toe was caught in the cage and ripped open in round two.

It's time to admit that the cage sucks. And having rounds sucks.

Englishmen love ducking Yoel almost as much as they love being carried out of UFC events on stretchers.

English"men".

>>150859551
>>150859588
>>150859603
pedoooooooo
pedoooooooo
pedoooooooo

>>150857955
>>150859041
Hey. Keep it halal. I'll ban you from the brazzacord if it continues. No more warnings I know who you are in the cord.

COLBEARS A PIECE OF SHIT
KIMMELS A PIECE UH SHIT

Ian Machado Garry will be Champion.

>hmm..
soon.

>>150859718
Only Jewdaddies are allowed to do whatever the fuck they want under Dirty Diaper Donald's watch.

>>150859642
Khabitch sold his soul for a halal meal

37 days until Gane fights.

>>150859872
bappa all doo hespect but you've clearly been successfully psyoped these aren't ironic posts you're a degenerate little golem

>>150859872
>imitating pakibong's speech patterns

switched to wooden cotton qtips and got a big ole dark brown earwax out of my ears, the plastic ones weren't doing jack shit but pushing it further into my ear lmao
now i don't have ear ringing and head dizziness when standing up

Tom Aspenladd could never

>>150859998
Happy for you

>>150859925
We don't speak clozapig latin here.

>>150860001
Tom is a Manchester chav I guarantee you he could drink that gay negro under the table

>>150860001
Sexy Jondaddy.

>>150860032
We know xhe likes inviting Black Daddies back for drinks after they blow out xer bacon bussy.

>>150859994
That's my British VPN.

>>150860058
I have no idea who thinks it's a good idea to make tables out of glass. Terrible idea. But then, the same could be said of drinking glasses, which, if you ask me, should all be ceramic or wood or metal.

Is Schaub dying?

>>150860110
He's evading the Russian mob

got my trugg built exclusively and singlehandedly by Schaub

Schaub named his Tiger and his whiskey Tiger Thicc, implying that his son is thicc

>>150859523
Why you gotta (you) random people and make zero response to what they're saying, then post your random shit. It's not very comfy. You could at least respond with a few words and then post your usual slop..

What did they mean by this

>>150860243
>Grok make a thumbnail style image of me, standing in front of a hummer with super masslin facial feagurs.

>why dont you walk me to my truck and give me a quick little blow j inside ;)
you're response?

>>150860032
Book it Dana

>>150860343
>blow j
Based Earl Hebner reference

>>150860315
Cows are great. I support this.

>>150860343
Probably stutter like a retard and fuck it up

>>150854303
That's the shit you're worried about? they'll throw you in jail for being antifa if you talk smack about Israel now. That's what it was really about. Never forget Zion Don is a golem.

>>150854303
>jimmy Kimmel gets fired for spreading misinformation
>somehow this is fascism

>americans need a loicense to speak their mind
kek canada is the last bastion of not being gay

>>150860560
Can you send my regarfs to Mr joe rogan. Thanks

>>150859064
It's engrish.wgmxv

ONE championship, please die faster, and release your fighters from contract hell.

>>150859342
Why don't you?

>>150860652
You don't need a license. You just need this. *taps chest* Heart. You need heart.

>>150860652
this is true, I laughed at Charlie Kirk getting his head exploded and I was banned from watching Gringo Papi for as long as I live

>>150860110
it's a well known quote that
> the father's unfollowed dreams and failures are their childrens' biggest regrets

these poor kids man. this is going to be absolutely brutal for them.

>>150860823
I would be proud and grateful to have brendan schaub as my father

>>150860823
I love how he's boasting about the sacrifice of spending time at home with his family. Schaub is a beast

>>150860909
>gets ejected for loving his son too much
I wish my dad was like this

>>150854080
Why is Bo's body so söy?

>>150854303
ive been relying on a streaming service all this time but this is my wake up call to start data hoarding again

>>150860058
Ummm, the real spamdaddy's not gonna like you saying this about Tom. Tom has a strong alliance with the brazzas... Might want to delete?

>>150861504
Because he's not fighting at his optimal weight class. He showed his gut on his podcast before and said he eats a lot and gets fat out of camp.
He should be fighting at 170 but he doesn't have the discipline to stay small out of camp and then cut to welterweight.

Focus. Lock the fuck back in, Anon! You gotta do what you fucking came here for to do. Know what I’m saying? YOU GOTTA BE YOU ANON! Aggression. The power. 5 Minutes. Do what we did. What we did. Who we are.

>mocked him for Canelo hands
>turns out Canelo is so washed that it's not that far from reality anymore
>mocked him for saying Chicago is his city to DDP
>turns out it's literal Chiraq out there and everyone was booing DDP
I think we all owe Belal an apology.

Poor tomala

>>150861924
>turns out it's literal Chiraq out there and everyone was booing DDP
Only the conference with free attendance. The actual fight crowd was booing khamzat and cheering when they got stood up or when Poo Feces got on top at the end.

If burns can drop Khumshart, imagine what Imavov's gonna do to him... Chills...

>>150862090
People generally boo when the fight is boring. It was loud as fuck when Khamzat walked out

Me gusta sexo si si

Chills

Ayyy carramba me gusta las latinas com grande bunda

>>150862182
biggest fall off for a main event ever

>>150862119
he's the gastelum of this decade

>>150862222
Makhachev vs moicano

>>150862038
kek

The best boxer in the UFC would be a ham and egger in boxing

>>150862038
>>150862280
I want to like Asspeenall but he gives me small dick incel vibes

>>150862295
why u concerned about dick size

>>150862295
Extremely homosexual

Kevin Lee bros...

>>150862241
Gastelum was a career journeyman, cazzie. Won his first 4 fights at welterweight but that's his highest winstreak in the ufc. After that it has been win loss win win loss win loss loss etc.
Not to mention jizzy...

>>150862280
I didn't even think of that possibility. What if Jones actually travels to Abu Dhabi to watch the fight live? That would 100% fuck up Tom's game, just the nerves alone.

>>150862368
PFL is about the fighters. Donn Davis will foot the bill... r-right Donnie?

it's up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S__hTvg5Z1g

>>150862038
this could make a good renaissance painting

these gay niggas fight too safe time to cut them

>>150854217
>fat self hating bitch
she really carried that on throughout her life

Don't let the walls cave-in on you

You get what you give that much is true

>>150860243
this doesnt look like a white guy

>>150862038
tommybros...

KWAB

Yeah nigga

>>150862934
Hell yeah, now this is what I'm fucking talking about!

>>150862934
If the rumors are true that Imavov was asked if he would step in as the replacement... RDR is 100% getting the shot if he wins
>But imavov deserves-
Sorry, doesn't matter. RDR's activity and being a former double champ will propel him to the front. Imavov will be allowed to sit out with a guarantee to fight the winner, but not stepping up, no matter how le unfair, will always come with consequences. Sad as it is. It's the truth.

>>150862934
This could've been another based Vettori chin test... ):

>>150863044
They won't guarantee Imavov anything. Maybe he has luck because MMA seems to grow in France but he's a Belal/Leon type of contender that will only get his shot if they run out of main events for numbered cards

>>150863044
Where did you hear they asked imavov to be the replacement

>>150863139
Dana

>>150863144
you have his number? I want to send him hole pics

>>150862934
Looks like a Schumaker Batman poster

>>150863161
Kill yourself faggot!

>>150863305
>>150863329
You literally have autogynephilia, a sexual fetish in which the individual becomes aroused by the thought of themselves as the opposite gender.

>>150863139
Same guy who, before it was announced, had the inside scoop that both Hernandez was out and paulo was offered it but would only accept if it was 3 rounds, which paulo even confirmed was true himself...

>>150863346
Sorry "mate" but that's equally just as bad as wanting to fuck masculine straight guys, like you informed us Khamzat likes to do.

>>150862934
I will not watch this crap

Seethe as you will, but back of the head will be there for Gane.

>>150863422
I forgot how much he likes to cheat

>>150863471
Gane is so based. luv him

>>150863346
You are literally a transgender pakistani male

>>150863471
kek what a foul machine

>>150863471
Proud of his assimilation

>>150863471
Nah, gane hit the ear of RDS. You need to learn the rules. Touching the ear makes it 100% legal. You can even hit behind the ear, this has been the case in boxing since the beginning.
RDS is a serial back of the head puncher himself, as well. But back of the head shots in a finishing sequence constitute as the opponent not being able to defend themself at all times.
That said, Tom WILL get the back of his head battered and there's nothing you can do about it.

who the heck is RDS

raphie dos sangyos?

>>150863691
WTF After all that crying Dos Santos is the one who hit Gane in the back of the head KEK. That's clearly smashing his ear into his neck.

Reinier de Santos

keep talkin shit, everybody pays taxes
ill c u in valhalla bitch

Me planning my next (You)-farming pol relevant shitposts

does Usmans old ass have a fight lined up?

every attempt in this sport to start optimizing and get away from "walk forward with overhand right and teeps" and go to something actually strategic and high level is instantly shit on by australian and new jersey retards, which results in insane rule changes. now it's a manosphere marketing tool. i don't think there's any reason to keep up with UFC anymore. shame all the other MMA promotions are even more retarded. guess I'm just done watching MMA!

Where is the new episode of Good Guy/Bad Guy?

>>150864110
BYE RETARD! Ya mad bitch.

*Clap clap*

AGP!

*Clap clap*

AGP!

I'm not gonna clap I'll just nod in approval

Lmao that one revved her.

>>150865196
Turn on your monitor faggot!

oof bodied that foo

clapping is for faggots and seals, and I don't see any seals here

Imitation.

Flattery.

https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/149583857/#149586327

Can any of you clap with one hand?

>>150865460
i'd call it more of an audible hand flailing, but yeah

Dirty Diaper Tyla can't make it clap because xer necrosin' steatorrheaussy sticks to the pitbull penis.

Clap Chandler

clap my balls on yer head

Spammy invented clapping.

Da howlies cloned my family

>>150865329
>forgot to use xer
Youre slipping spams. Downfall imminent?

>>150855152
heem urself

ufc fight night my dick is the main event

>>150865732
Miss Drew is a real woman.

>>150859603
unironically think till takes it desu

they used to call us latch kids. we would just latch onto different hobbies and shit

Imagine if Umar loses to Mario and Islam loses to JDM. We will have witnessed team Nurmagomedov's downfall. If Khamzat and Magomed lose on top of that, we will be in the end of the brazza era. The Brazza Extinction...
Sad days, indeed...

>Drew
>Tyler
>Erin
Id heemed all these bums effortlessly

>>150865898
Imagine if ya dead daddy didn't rape you.

Has anybody here ever had their dad pass away? Mine is still alive thank god, but I can imagine it would be awful.

A long time ago I was I was outside of city bikes trying out my my bike making sure it was all dialed in right because I was about to go do a triathlon. So I was like kind of in the road like but it wasn't anywhere in traffic it was like in residential so it's like 'okay you know you don't need to honk at people' and so this dude's like honking at me all crazy like talking shit you know like yeah. And then I got into a fight with him.

>>150865898
Khabib might intentionally coach Islam,Umar and the other Usman into failure. Look into it.

>>150865966
Why do you want to heem Erin Blanchfield?

>>150865978
Sneed is that way little guy.

>>150866077
fuck that guy. did you get your phone back?

>>150866098
don't (you) me you filthy freak.

what's the hardest rick ross song im bout to walk thru a ghetto in chiraq

Noticed this week that ONE has dropped official rankings for three MMA weight classes: men's flyweight, bantamweight, and women's strawweight. That leaves two ranked divisions: men's strawweight and featherweight.
wierd move I figured with UFC out of the mma ppv game ONE would be able to capture some of that market.

>>150866191
hustlin' or diced pineapples

>>150866195
Kill yourself!

>>150866191
BMF. Why not Kanye?

>>150866191
Purple Lamborghini

>>150866244
>>150866244
>>150866244

>>150866191
believe it
https://youtu.be/7nsV2bQ520Y
speedin for the post murder bliss
https://youtu.be/F7AEZoOyjxM

>>150866195
There's not enough of a roster. Even when DJ was fighting with them there were only 5 or 6 guys in the bantamweight mma division. No one wants to pay for a ppv with shit fights with people they dont' know at weird bang cock hours too.
Also Amazon is exiting their ONE deal by the end of the year.