Thread 150854864

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I have not seen one good cfb team since I've been watching in the 90's. Even my alma mater is shit yearly, even when they have won the natty.

>>150855025
That's a long time to keep watching something you don't think is good.

What's wrong with corndogs? Are you going to deny eating them at the state fair each autumn?

>>150855221
>clanga

>>150855009
Bots are against the global rules.
You will never be a real woman.

>>150855302
I prefer going straight to deep fried oreos so the meat doesn't obstruct my ability to eat as many deep fried oreos as possible.

My Gophies

>>150855009
troon

>>150855009
Why do people seethe at this pic?
>>150855992
>>150857168

>>150854864 (OP)
my reffies :)

Hey donghorns, you did win your game against a Midwestern blueblood? Right?

TODAY'S TRIVIA
9 states have one (1) FBS team. Name the states and their corresponding schools. No cheating.

>>150857883
Wyoming (Wyoming)
Hawaii (Hawaii)
Connecticut (Connecticut)
Idaho (Boise State)
New Jersey (Rutgers)
Nebraska (Nebraska)
Delaware (Delaware)
Minnesota (Minnesota)
Wisconsin (Wisconsin)

>>150857883
Wisconsin
Minnesota
Nebraska
Missouri
Arkansas
Kentucky
Louisiana
West Virginia
New Jersey

Those are my guesses off the dome

>>150857944
Wait Maryland too

>>150857883
Connecticut
Delaware
Hawaii
Maryland
Minnesota
Nebraska
New Jersey
Pennsylvania
West Virginia

I'm just curious, what state do you think Marshall University is in

>>150858013
Marshall

>>150857957
Missouri, Arkansas, Kentucky, Lousiana and West Virginia are all wrong
>Missouri and Missouri State
>Arkansas and Arkansas State
>Kentucky and Louisville
>West Virginia and Marshall

>>150858045
Agh thought those shitters were FCS

>>150857883
Hawaii - Hawaii
Idaho - Boise St
Wisconsin - Wisconsin
Minnesota - Minnesota
Nebraska - Nebraska
Connecticut - UConn
Delaware - Delaware
New Jersey - Rutgers
Massachusetts - Boston College

>>150857964
terps and navy

>>150858207
Forgot about UMass and Wyoming fuck. Wyoming instead of Massachusetts.

>>150857746
It's some anon spamming his old forced meme and the people who post it are annoying, it's really quite simple.

I love how there are significantly more national champions claimed than there are seasons played

>>150855501
BERT NO YOU CANT KEEP EXPANDING YOU'LL GET A SIDELINE INTERFERENCE PENALTY

>>150858854
dont care mate. buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrpppp

Alternatively

Does Penn State have to beat Oregon AND Ohio State this year to be considered legit

>>150858720
Mad?

Coach Primate

theres been a lot of sleepy fans this year

>>150857746
Bottom text is incorrect.

>>150859338
I’ll probably watch the game too

>>150859503
What's wrong with the bottom text?

What kind of person chooses Auburn over Alabama?

Why do people think Arch needs more time? He's had professional coaching all of his life. He is what he is.

>>150859960
I think it’s because he looks injured

>>150859935
Aurburn is a nice college town. Tuscaloosa is a dump.

Dj Lagway got injured 3 times when it wasn't even football season. He should not be playing football.

>>150857957
Louisiana has 5 my negro

>>150859960
Sometimes its just nerves.

But if you can't shake nerves against San Jose and UTEP, it's probably not nerves.

>>150859960
I watched his game vs Mississippi State from last season, and his arm angle looks different. He's either
>Hurt
>A coach told him to change something that doesn't need changing

I don't want to rule out that he's just crumbling under the pressure, but in the limited playing time he's had prior to this season, he looked alright against teams with better, more athletic, more sophisticated defenses than the teams he's struggling against now.

Hell, even this season, his 2nd half vs Ohio State was way better than his entire game vs UTEP

>>150859960
>>150860580
Neal Brown's presence on Texas' coaching staff ruined him.

Just like he ruined Austin Kendall, JT Daniels, and Garrett Greene.

> Vanderbilt has as many ranked wins as the entire Big 10

Fraudulent conference

>>150859935
Fewer darkies at Auburn, better school surprisingly, good college town.

>>150859660
It's not using the Kornheiser-PTI-checkerboard background for the text, because that /cbb/-anon thought it's some broken transparency effect and remade it clankerstyle.
Ever since being ridiculed and laughed at for this blunder, he tries to make it a meme by posting it early in every new thread.

Any kinos on tonight I’m stuck in meetings til 6

>>150859660
It "wrong" in that it's not wrong. Have you seen a post where someone intentionally misuses "you're" such as "What is you're favorite team"? Same thing here. It's a reddit inside joke type of thing that makes him feel special because it's a shared secret, which means he belongs to something bigger than himself.
There's an autist who wants the bottom text's background to have a transparency error because that's the way it was when he first saw it posted (or first posted it himself). He's angry that someone corrected the error. He no longer gets to feel special for being part of a shared secret. That's all there is to it. But being an autist, he can't let it go even though there's nothing preventing him from posting his reddit inside joke version of it.

>>150861130
>kinos
No the midweek maction hasn't started yet but there is Rice vs Charlotte

AACtion is good enough

>>150859338
hopefully we get a good one tonight

>>150861175
>Kornheisers
>reddit
You're a special kind of retard.

>Poo Eff

>Bull spitters?
>Show tossers?
>slappers?

What's got a better ring to it /CFB/?

>>150861175
Sounds like a bunch of gay shit

>>150861175
Oh and >

>>150862029
>Shoe tossers

Fat fingers reeeee

>>150861175
kornheiser's chyron has always had the "transparency error", anon...

>>150862075
In all fairness, the gators are not putting on a good show in the swamp.

>>150861175
Least deranged B12 fan.

>>150859935
Mises institute is across the street fron campus and is affiliated and shares some econ professors but thats pry like a draw for a couple dozen lolbertarians

>>150859960
He doesn't he already won. He can retire from hornsissy money

>>150857883
Hawaii
Idaho
Massachusetts
Connecticut
Wyoming
Nebraska
Minnesota
Wisconsin
Maryland

>>150862578
NJ, not MA

>>150862578
>Massachusetts
BC and UMass are both in Massachusetts

>>150862578
Deleware
Missouri

>>150862624
I forgot about BC, lol
They’re so mediocre to be irrelevant
at least UMass is bad every year

>SEC going to 9 conference games
>Mandatory out of conference P4/Notre Dame game
>4 SEC teams already have ACC rivals who cover this for them
>highly unlikely people will schedule 11 power games and only one cup cake
>4/16 sec teams have defacto locked schedules with this
>acc the will probably copy this 10 p4+ND rule
>ND plays Stanford every year
>ACC Norte Dame scheduling agreement has 4 acc teams not named Stanford play ND every year
>acc with sec opponents won't want an 11th p5 game and will probably get dropped from ND rotation
>9/17 acc teams accounted for, 5/17 effectively locked
>ND will likely never get to play Louisville, Georgia tech, Florida state, and Clemson
>Florida and Miami will probably not play a regular season game again until the next round of conference realignment
This is totally the future I wanted

>>150862745
If notre dame keeps playing the likes of Miami and A&M then they’re gonna be forced to join a conference to keep beating up cupcakes to boost their phony profile.

>>150862745
Now you know how taco tech feels

>>150861175
What too much /cfb/ can do to a man

DUDE SARK IS AN OFFENSIVE GENIUS

>Really was he good at washington?
He was just okay
>Was he good at USC?
eh....
>How did he do in the NFL
well they sucked... but he won a natty at alabama
>implying every retard who coached under nick saban didnt win a natty
well he just is an offensive genius okay!

I don't think College Football will be valid until the former PAC-12 teams leave the B1G, BXII, and ACC and reform a west coast conference

>>150862777
So he’s gonna whine about being left behind on 4chan all the time in the offseason?

would be Kino

>>150862860
Yes

>>150862745
5 bucks Miami finangles their way I to playing ND every year

>>150862777
yeah poor texas tech fans. Instead of getting their shit kicked in by texas and oklahoma in a yearly humiliation ritual they are now about to become the dominant power in the big 12 and get yearly auto bids to the playoffs. What a terrible fate

I did NOT do well in the pick'em last week

lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKE2oHtBp6I&ab_channel=JasonWhitlock

>>150862980
lmao

The itch was too strong, I bought CFB26, and am going to make Temple into a powerhouse

>>150863192
>clempus

Oh lawd he comin

>>150859660
The newfag who made it didn’t understand what a kornheiser is. He thought it was just supposed to be white text on a plain orange background and seethed when he got called out. Since then he’s been forcing it in every thread trying to make people prefer his version.

For me it is the Auburn Tigers, the best college football team.

>>150862883
gundy is out after this year and OSU would go FCS if they didn't have wrestling/gay sex club

I'm very tsundere for Matt Barrie

Ahhhh this game is going to fucking suck isn't it.

>first 2-1 start since 1972
Jesus Christ

>>150863577
They went 5-5 that year by the way. lol.

>>150863626
Rice!

Guess how much the Charlotte coach is paid per year. Just straight funds not including his benefits.

unblocked defender completely whiffed lol

Death to anime posters

>there are 3(three) FBS teams with owl mascots
pretty crazy

KWABdrop

>>150863723
who?

lmao

>>150863733
Rice, Temple, and FAU

>>150863744
who

>>150863748
Shhh

Did you know that every US state has owls?

>option offense
hell yeah

Triple Option goodness, boys. When I was a kid Rice ran the Wishbone, just like all the high schools.

>>150863824
they had some good plays last week

TOUCHDOWN GRAIN

>>150863577
JFK destroyed their program

>>150859960
Because he's not the problem. Ewers was at his best in 2022, his first year starting. It wasn't a coincidence that he regressed hard from 2023 to 2024.
I think it's Sark. He has NEVER developed a great QB. Tua was good out of the box. Mac was playing in the covid year with a retarded WR corps and I think Saban had a better process for development anyway. Ewers, like I said, was at his best early on.

I like rice

>>150859016
Not really. Just a little annoyed. Mostly pitying your weird obsession with it and the deranged posts you've been making >>150861175

>>150863899
why?

>Rice @ Charlotte
MACtion can't start soon enough

Is rice a smart person school

>>150863969
its supposed to be

/cfb/ REAL BOOMER HOURS. who tf up? Smash that muhfuckin like button.

>>150860430
8 my dude

how come no school has a squirrel as mascot? theyre everywhere on campus

>>150864021
minnesota does

That option LMAO

>>150863987
Reporting in
>*crack*
>I-Formation, now THAT was football
>*sip*

>that flop
lmao

My rice owls are gonna booty blast

>>150864021
nigga that would be NUTS

>>150864063
Literally every single thing in the world was better in 2007 unironically

It’s gonna be a bloodbath

>>150863969
there are no smart person schools anymore

>>150864116
>Know what else we didn't have in 2007? That pussy ass targeting rule, football was still a man's sport back then
>*belch*

Rice needs to deploy the burning food truck

go for it cowards!

>>150864160
Targeting is some pussy ass gay shit yeah

>>150863964
No one knows

foomble

harold has to amputee his leg. RIP

>>150864116
Phones sucked. Can’t imagine having to own maps and atlases and shit just to get somewhere new. Or having to talk to girls in real life instead getting as many as I want from hinge.

well, charlottes qb is dead

>>150864453
nah it was the perfect amount of technology. Smart phones have ruined girls the most. Girls actually had personalities in the before times.

>>150864610
ACL tear? He was able to walk to the tent.

>>150864453
I had a Tom Tom in 2007. Worked great.

>guys I heard a report that he'll be out for the rest of this game
>...
>aight
>...
>...
>...
>...
commentary masterclass there

>>150863723
Actually it's 4. Rice, FAU, Temple, & Kennesaw St

>>150864855
barrie is fuckin high in the booth

>>150864453
there was a golden age which was just texting on phones, no "apps" phone had memory for only 100 texts, you could jam someone's phone by text bombing.
smartphones were a disaster for society

>>150864453
Giving women, normies and thirdies 24/7 internet access in their pocket was a HUGE mistake

why is harrell even trying to walk around on the sideline right now?

buuuuuurrrppppp

>>150864127
I don't know why we need to continue this rivalry in the current environment. There is no way for Oregon State to recruit the players to match those at Oregon. Also there is no way for Oregon State to retain and develop players, since they all transfer out after one decent season.
>muh history and tradition
Fuck you faggot. You're fortunate your team has not lost 40 of the last 50 meetings to your rival. If only you knew this kind of pain.

>>150865011
the fuck does the Live Más winning school even get?

>>150865071
Diarrhea

>>150865071
scholarships

>>150865016
I feel so bad beaver bro

RICE

LAND DRAGON

KICKERS of the COLLEGE TYPE

>>150864855
Sideline reporters are the most useless fucking thing in the entire world of sports and the fact that these people get paid hundreds of thousands a year to go
>Guys I spoked to the head coach and he tells me that his plan is to win the game tonight, back to you
while the average fan in the stands is more aware of what is going on is the reason why this country is so terrible now.

ND DAMAGE CONTROL KEK

>>150865521
It's just a way to fill DEI quotas by putting them somewhere that doesn't really matter where they can't fuck up anything important

>>150865695
>6% chance
Heres how ND can still make the playoffs

What conference do we think state and tech from the fansville commercials would be in? I feel like it would be the BigXII

>>150865741
USC has to play
>sharty
>illinois
>michigan
If they win 2 of them they will be ranked inside the top 15
then ND beats them and ND is fucking back #12 and sits their comfy playing shitters.

OWL DRAGON

>>150865931
....only 37 yards anon

>>150865957
surely thats a dragon for a triple option team?

>>150865983
RICE CHADS WE EATIN

lol charlotte

>>150865917
Arkansas could maybe catchem offguard

>OPI
lmao

OFFENSIVE PI WE EATING GOOD!

I can’t watch these overpayed sissies now but use to love watching the old highlights when they were actually real young men playing for the game not a paycheck

Rice is about to run this up

he had the leg :/

>>150864160

These new age players wouldn't make it 5 minutes in the 70s and 80s. it was a war on the field back then . they really want to punish the other team . now its spoiled players making millions play flag football . These new age players would not survive real football . Football back then was BRUTAL. The strong survived

bro crashed into his own lineman

Is it just me or was that a horrible spot

>>150866483
i thought he had it but they probably marked him down right here

wew he took a hit to the head there

FOOOMBLE

WHAT A HIT

aw fuck i think rice just lost their QB

i guess charlotte is content to run the ball until they run out of time

now we see if we get clapped by Kansas

>>150854864 (OP)
So it turns out the refs and EPSN's rule expert were both fucking wrong and fucked WVU out of a shot at 3 points in a game that ended up going to overtime.

What are the odds?

>>150868380
You won. It's all good.

>>150868396
No, they have one fucking job and shouldn't be bad at it AND be immune to all forms of public criticism.

Already got fucked out of one game this year, which is too much for a mediocre team who's operating on a razor-thin margin for going 6-6

>>150868012
Go 1-1 in the next two games and you're in good shape

>>150863107
I enjoy dynasty mode so much more. I'm not a meta fag and like all the archetypes.

>>150864949
>>150864950
I was there for it. I like my smartphone better.

I got tickets to UW-OSU. This is gonna be fun.

>>150864063
>>150864116
tfw my high school coach in '07 loved I and wing-t and wishbone
>O-linemen had a lot of fun with the play calling that year

>>150864453
>>150864950
This is the tradeoff. Is it nice having a fanless multicore 64 bit RISC Linux workstation with GPS and WWAN in my pocket? Yes. Is it worth having the Internet full of mud people? I don't know. Happily with a few nuclear weapons and severed fibers that's a reversible call.

Thoughts?

>>150869789
I think promoting sports betting on normie media is profoundly evil.

>>150869789
>purdue

>>150869865
hey buddy
Purdue is better this year

i know, thats why i was laughing at them being 25.5 pt underdogs

>>150869806
Society will turn on it but its pry 15-20 years away

>>150869789
The fact that they push parlays should tell you everything you need to know about these kikes.

Auburn will win against the okies.

>>150871078
Disney is on thin ice already and even the most normalfag of boomers are aware ESPN is owned by Disney. Probably won’t be that long.

>>150869865
Wouldn’t be terribly shocked if poodoo pulls it out against faggot lame. Miami prepped the hole, 8&4 goatse’d said hole. When their nog head coach gets fired people are going to point to the start of this season as when things started going wrong.

Big Ten power rankings:
1. Ohio State
2. Oregon
3. Penn State
4. Illinois
5. Washington
6. Michigan
7. Indiana
8. Minnesota
9. Nebraska
10. Iowa
11. Rutgers
12. USC
13. Michigan St
14. Wisconsin
15. Purdue
16. Maryland
17. Northwestern
18. UCLA

Order subject to change.

>>150873838
>USC
>12

Opinion discarded

>>150872801
nah

This is the year Penn State beats a team

>>150874166
Haven't been watching Oregon.
Are they good enough to end the fraudulence?

>>150874243
They're in contention to win the whole thing again

>>150869789
Haram

just bet my last $14 in my bank account on Nebraska

>>150874563
>anon hates money

>>150874726
the blacks too

>Illinois vs Indiana is a meaningful football game with playoff implications
The end is nigh.

Did rule changes and defensive innovations kill the I formation (like they did the wishbone), or did it just fade because of offensive innovations (like the run n shoot)

>>150874563
Even if you win you're still poor.

>>150875004
>spends 58:30 getting abused by Notre Dame

If you are not a student, staff member or alumnus of the college you root for, your fandom is illegitimate and you are a fraud. Too many of you are arrogantly flaunting the accomplishments of other people, in the name of an organization you have no relation to.

>>150875025
CFB by nature is extremely progressive. New schemes and concepts eventually get “solved” by defenses and need to evolve. Military academies notwithstanding.

>>150875079
>Too many of you are arrogantly flaunting the accomplishments of other people
I agree!

>>150875079
>anon literally just discovered sports

>>150875079
Being a student isn’t enough. You need to have actually played on the team.

>>150875110
What if I was an assistant coach for the team, am I allowed to be a fan at that point?

>>150875044
cope im rich in the Holy Spirit

>>150875123
Based Jesus is Lord

>>150875147
True

>>150875123
>And Jesus said unto his disciples, "Taketh the last of thy riches and gambleth on arena games."

>>150875147
he also plays for Cal

mfw christ is king

>>150875218
hell yeah

>>150873838
So after 2 it's full of slappies, textbook little 10

>>150874911
>>150875004
Half of the SEC would have dogwalked the Whosiers last year

>>150875243
Illinois would bootyblast your shit league

>>150875110
Having played on the team isn’t enough. You need to have played for the specific team about whose accomplishments you are boasting. Players for the shit Georgia teams of the 90s don’t get to claim their 2020s titles they had nothing to do with.

>>150873519
chris ash is gonna get himself fired if their defense doesnt improve

>>150875169
Jesus also said "Taketh the over now and forever. Amen."

>>150875259
Does that half include the same Bama team that lost to Michigan after a month of SECfags bitching about how they deserved to be in the playoff? Inb4 opt out coping. Michigan had more talent opting out of that game than Bama did.

>>150875110
What if I form a militia and commit genocide on behalf of my team? Does that count?

>>150875079
>3 teams I could legitimately root for by these criteria
>they're all ass and one is FCS

>>150860836
>Just like he ruined Austin Kendall, JT Daniels, and Garrett Greene.
And now I am depressed

I like how offensive innovation is always described as
>Coach John Johnson was desperate to seek an edge before losing his job as the head coach of Johnson State University. It was a stroke of genius at 3:00 in the morning when he came up with his patented boner formation
And then every defensive innovation is just
>Coach Dan Daniels was finally able to recruit better players to stop the boner formation

Need a new car. $50k budget. What should I be looking at bros? We have snowy winters here.

>>150875546
2003 Camry

>>150875546
A purple corvette obviously
>>>/o/

>I know you guys are mad about being 1-2 with the best roster in years and our refusal to fire the worst coach in Gator football history but hear me out
>We put less meat in our $19 concession burgers and more batter in the chicken tenders and increase profit margins.

>>150875546
Depends how far in the boonies you are. If your town gets reliable road plowing anything with good salt resistance will be fine. If not, get a midsize truck or an SUV.

>>150875425
Didn’t Gary Patterson come up with something cool that made TCU good in 2014

>>150875269
Correct

>>150863907
lets not forget about Mark Sanchez. The ultimate sark QB

>>150875004
I make the second face for both the things on the right

>>150875079
This is literally why I can’t root for pro sports teams… feels like cheering for Walmart or something

>>150875834
When I watch NFL I'm cheering for former players from my school.

>>150875708
How to beat the spread offense with 4-2-5 defense and linebackers that could be safety and a nickel that could be a cornerback

The lines are very blurry as to where exactly credit is due. It was definitely not just his idea

>>150875834
Some teams have been around so long they're legitimate cultural institutions. It's one thing to root for the Red Sox, Yankees, or Cubs, it's something else to cheer for the sponsored by .

>>150875877
Basically
>Recruit tweezers all over the place and prioritize speed

>>150875079
I grew up as a professor's son and went to a couple different schools myself. I have legitimate personal ties to a dozen schools, not even counting the ones I got accepted to but didn't attend.

>>150875091
CFB also has a lower talent floor than the nuffle so "give the ball to your best athletes and draw up ridiculous plays" has a better chance of working.

>>150875804
Oh yeah another great example. Bro looked better with the fucking Jets than he did with Sark lmao

>>150875919
I once had a prof simply recommend a post-grad school to me that I did not attend, and I still support said school.

>>150876261
That's totally valid.

>>150875919
>>150876261
so true bros
anyways ROLL DAMN TIDE (they offered me a full ride because of my SATs or national merit scholar o algo)

>>150876261
which school

>>150875919
That's true, but the NFL still adopts schemes and concepts first popularized in college football. RPOs were common in college by the time the NFL started using them, for example.

>>150876313
All I’ll say is go Bulldogs ;)

jelly that my school doesn't have a live animal to run on the field

>>150869789
on the wrong side of too many key numbers

I'm just going to say it
"Historical dude" mascots mog "animal" mascots
Both are superior to "miscellaneous weird thing"

>>150876462
Pls provide 7 examples of each

>>150876552
Dude: Pirates, Cavalier, Deacon (demonic), Aztec, Sooner, Spartan, Seminoles
Animal: Wildcats, Wildcats, Wildcats, Wildcats, Tigers, Tigers, Tigers
Miscellaneous Thing: Orange, Green (mean), Tide (green), Tide (crimson), Cardinal (color), Flames, Zips (literal fucking zippers)

>>150876661
What is a sooner anyway

>>150876661
>>150876462
Good take. GT was better when they were the Engineers and Syracuse the orange men

The best mascots are animals that are unique and particular to the region of the school. The Florida Gator and Texas Longhorn come to mind.

>>150876725
UConn wins then because their mascot is based on a name/geography pun ("Yukon Huskies").

>>150876700
Something to do with congress decided that on X year oklahoma can be settled but the fags who actually settled oklahoma did so SOONER than they were supposed to be.

So if you ever wonder why oklahoma are such cheating faggots, their very foundation was about breaking rules and cheating.

free my nigga Citronaut

>>150876743
Because Oklahoma was Indian Territory. The limit was to give the injuns time to fuck off.

Take a step forward if your conference features at least two (2) of Forbes’ top 20 colleges— not so fast EEC

>>150876746
UCF traded in their SOVL when they changed their mascot from something uniquely Floridian (like Gators, Seminoles and Hurricanes) to the generic Knights.

>>150876802
genuinely had no idea rice came to play school

>>150875381
As a recruit, JT Daniels was rated higher than Geno Smith.

>team name Aztecs
>located in San Diego
>Kumeyaay tribal land
>Kumeyaay are completely culturally disconnected from Aztecs
Explain this anSDSU

Iowa / Rutgers tonight who’s ready to P U N T

>>150876884
If you want American football teams called the Aztecs it's either this or we invade Mexico again.

>>150875910
Which was how Rich Rodriguez built WVU into a power from 2005-2007. Even used a meme amoea defense with hybrid safeties / linebackers.

>>150876884
>Team names Spartans
>In East Lansing, Michigan
>Never was part of Sparta or Greece

>>150876840
Quite frankly UCF should have just institutionally Disneymaxxed, built their stadium into Disney World, and renamed themselves the Imagineers or some shit

Fun fact there are virtually no gophers in Minnesota. The name comes from an ill-informed political cartoon from 1857 featuring railroad barons as gophers.

>>150876927
Via Translatio Imperii, any Greco-Roman name is appropriate anywhere in the USA.

>>150876936
huh

>>150876936
Damn cartoons sucked back then

>>150876936
for me, it's the weird ancillary illustrations at the top
>A BALL COME FROM WINONG

Iowa - Rutgers at 8:00 btw

>>150876802
Hebrew Power Index

>>150877002
kek

SEC power rankings
1. LSU
2. Georgia
3. Texas
4. Tennessee
5. Oklahoma
6. Alabama
7-18. who really gives a fuck? They're all inbreeds anyway.

I look into my crystal ball and see:

>Oklahoma destroys Auburn
>Michigan beating Nebraska by 2 scores
>Clemson beats Syracuse by 24+
>Florida beating Miami in OT
>GA Tech doesn't cover spread against Temple
>Burt Belly Belima beats Spaghetti Cigarettes in a close one
>Michigan State SHOCKS USC

>>150877098
>here are my rankings based on absolutely nothing bro that don't even matter
all that matters is the current sec standings you don't even need to think about whos the best based on number of cute trainers. You niggers just want to cope that your team is shit, b.bb.bbut MUH power rating!

>>150877203
Every sports opinion is gay because this shit is silly and doesn't really matter. Calm down anon.

>>150876936
Also no wolverines in michigan

>>150877189
>Oklahoma destroys Auburn
people are very high on ou for essentially no reason. People wanted venables head on a spike last year lmao
>Michigan beating Nebraska by 2 scores
same about nigberska, although >black qbs and coach make this a questionable outcome
>Clemson beats Syracuse by 24+
yea
>Florida beating Miami in OT
i think it will be relatively low scoring which with some mario crystal ball heroics could lead to this outcome no doubt
>GA Tech doesn't cover spread against Temple
okay lol
>Burt Belly Belima beats Spaghetti Cigarettes in a close one
I think we will see some proppa cornball for sure
>Michigan State SHOCKS USC
yea sparty seems due as does usc thoughever. I think sparty certainly covers

>>150877222
hehe

>>150876397
My school keeps its in a nature preserve

>>150877352
it's more polite to call them "native reservations," anon

>>150876802
>academics
When you're a state school, you ain't gonna be an academic power house. Big 10 needs to learn this.

>>150877098
>LSU
>#1
>Because they beat a 7-5 Clempus by 3
>and beat a 5-7 Florida by 10

What a powerhouse!

>>150877098
texas fag here. You give us too much credit. We have a worthless offense and an elite defense. Which means we can pretty much only win games where we get turnovers.

>>150877098
Sneed would atropelate Arch Deluxe's Texas

>>150876875
ugh

>>150877098
After Tulane booty blasts Old Piss this weekend, I expect to see them them on you SEC power player index

>>150877474
Its Rutgers, they dont count
Iowa thinks Rutgers is still in the Big East
Iowa barely recognizes Penn State as a Big Ten member. And then only grudgingly.

cfb on friday is haram

>>150875381
>>150876875
>>150877485
Imagine how good Greene would be in Rodriguez's offense, even with the dogshit line we have this year.

>>150877621
MAYONNAISE MENTIONED

>>150877508
Rutgers are 3-0. Granted they’ve played no-names but still, it’s a better record than Iowa.

Luke Altmyer and the Fighting Illini are going to take a liquid diarrhea shit on Fernando Mendoza and Indiana tomorrow

>>150877663
I literally could not identify either of those two states on a map

>>150877627
For me it’s Miracle Whip

>>150877508
i'm a penn state alum and i still think we should be independent, or in the old big east
these conferences are lame and gay and don't do anything a conference is meant to do (cut down on travel, promote regional rivalries)
the sport is now NFL-lite

The Miami Hurricanes are America's team

>>150877686
Terribly embarrassing for your alma mater desu

>>150877721
Conferences are now more about tv broadcast contracts. Penn state is a big program but not big enough to negotiate their own tv deals like notre dame

>>150877663
the last White hope for real this thyme

>>150877686
This except any non big 10 team besides Texas or lsu

>>150877663
i believe in Bert

>>150877418
Big10 schools are still good, they're just not Ivies.

>>150876397
https://youtu.be/CuSwRQE4a00

>>150876802
Harvard not even top 5? Lmaooooooooo

>>150876397
Its an abusive practice

>>150877418
there are a bunch of UCs on there thoughbeitver

>>150877855
They had that plagiarist gay commie black woman president.

>>150877863
How so?

Any games tonight

>>150877975
2
hopefully tulsa somehow boat races OSU and gundy gets canned
rutgers beats iowa

>>150877686
They're somewhere below michigan

>>150877863
bro, the Colorado buffalo running out on the field is friggin boss
I'm not even a Colorado fan and can recognize that
I'm not talking about the friggin Wofford Terriers or the lame ass LSU dragging their half dead, drugged out tiger in a cage out, I'm talking balls out charging across the field Colorado Buffalo charging the field

nothing abusive about that

Florida should feed a live chicken to a gator when they play the Gamecocks at home

What's TCU's excuse for not unleashing one of these little fellas every game?

i hope tulsa blesses us with some upset kino tonight

>>150878068
they are endangered :( there used to be horny toads everywhere when I was kid. I have only seen a couple since about 2010

>>150878049
Why not feed fried gator to a chicken

>>150878092
Horny toad? Sounds like my ex wife!

Iowa and Shitgers square off tonight. Huge night for college football

>>150878116
this, I'm thinking gamethread

>>150878127
they froze a grape

>>150876725
I think the best 3 nicknames are the three big Florida schools. Gators because of what you just said. Seminoles because they’re a local tribe who actually appreciates the name and >muh unconquered. Hurricanes because naming your team after a natural disaster that regularly devastates your state is pretty metal.

>>150876802
Impressive. Very nice. Now let’s see where each of those schools ranks in the AP poll.

>>150876936
Damn leftist memes were like that even back then.

No video exists of John Heisman doing the signature Heisman pose as shown on the trophy

>>150878127
What’s the weirdest thing youve ever eaten bros? For me it was frog legs.

>>150876700
When the Indian Territory (modern-day Oklahoma) was opened to generalized settlement in 1889, there were certain members of the ~50k-strong settler group who snuck in earlier (i.e. "Sooner") than they were supposed to, made their claims to the land, then pretended they'd been there all along and were actually playing by the rules while getting the most desirable plots and assets. These people were cunning, aware, and reality-based enough to recognize that the US Gov had no real way of policing and enforcing their desired rules and policy for the Land Run over every bit of a 70,000 sq mile area of countryside in the 1800s, so they got away with their cheating. Some would say that the University of Oklahoma football program would later go on to echo this pattern of "getting away with cheating" in later decades.

tl'dr: The "Sooners" were land thieves who participated in the land run of 1889.

>>150878190
horse sashimi

>>150878190
I ate a pickled pigs foot at a bar once

Has there ever been a team that cucked itself out of national title contention quite like Penn State of the Joepedo era? So many times they would be undefeated and not even be close to considered the best team in the country because they refused to face real schools

Remember Nike Pro Combat?

>>150878190
what did they taste like

>>150878220
they sell them in stores in NC

>>150878261
Frog

>>150878223
Even when they played real teams they still got cucked, like in 1969 and 1994. 1973 would also be enough for a natty in many years, just not that one. None of this would be an issue if they were chads like Auburn who would just claim them all.

>>150878190
Octopus

>>150878271
You ever eat one? I was pretty drunk I don’t really remember it.

>>150878278
kek

>>150878279
1969 was even worse because Penn State had the chance to play texas, but Paterno honored his team's vote and went to a different bowl

>>150878190
Horse blood

>>150878325
When the bowls were decided Texas wasn’t even the #1 team. That was basically a decision of vacationing in Miami or Dallas.

>>150878089
>...AND THEN THEY PLAYED THE SECOND HALF!

>>150878325
>>150878345
>>150878279
>>150878223
Here’s a real self-cycling for you: 1984 Washington. They declined to play #1 BYU in the Holiday Bowl so they could play #2 Oklahoma in the Orange Bowl. They beat OU to finish #2, well behind BYU. Had UW beaten BYU they would have had the best record in the country. BYU beat 6-6 Michigan by 7.

>>150878300
good if you like pickled meat/eggs

Miami is only favored by -7.5 over Florida? what in tarnation

>>150878494
*self-cucking

>>150878494
>Playing in the Orange Bowl instead of the Holiday Bowl was a mistake
lmao.

>>150878089
>tulsa
why did they cut Cooper Legas? he was one of my favourite player

>>150878626
who the fuck Bowl Prestige (tm) beat?

>>150876462
I'd argue unique animals are close to the historical dude tier. Stuff like roadrunners, wolverines, terrapins, blue hens, yellow jackets, razorbacks, gators, horned frogs, etc. are all cool and interesting. Way more so than copy-paste bulldogs, tigers, wildcats, and bears.

>>150878699
I'm always surprised to realize that there's no "Lions" in the FBS.

>>150878630
did he graduate? i dont see him on anyones rosters this year

>>150878626
No one cares what bowl you played in. People remember national champions

>>150876661
which category do you put 'aggie' ?

>>150878723
Well first we have to answer the age old question
>What is an Aggie?

>>150878699
Yellow jackets are the most common t ball team name along with hornets

>>150878699
For me, it's the Bearcats, followed by the Bearkats

Aggie dez nuts

does gundy get fired if they lose to tulsa?

>>150876802
based.

>>150878723
The Texas A&M Farmers

>>150876802
Oh hey my school is there (Brown)

>>150878721
I cant find any info, I guess he just graduated / retired

>>150878723
probably falls under the category of dude

>>150876802
>football team isnt called MIT Eggheads
what a wasted opportunity

>>150878723
An Aggie is a slang term for what’s known as a “power bottom” in the gay community

>>150878888
you know every campus probably in the world is more gay than a&m right kike?

>>150878895
Lmao no. A&M has the most closeted repressed and frustrated fags which turn out to actually be way gayer than normal ones

>>150878779
damn, thats a shame. i immediately recognized his name due to that awesome first career pass he had

Would a Hokie or an Aggie win in a fight

>>150878947
>bird versus a gay boy
you tell me

someone make the Tulsa/OSU gamethread

Please seek help for your obsession

Should I drink beers when watching the games tonight? (Y/N)

>>150878975
I think the gay guy would win everytime

>>150879022
dubs = y

>start new college football season
>get all these videos and articles shitting on you
could handle the bantz?

>>150879043
Reroll

>>150879044
hes scared of black people

>>150879046
Reroll

fucking hate the paddle slap fags

>>150879046
>>150879052
just drink lol

>>150879044
manningz and iamaleava are goldmines of content for shitty cfb video essay youtubers

>>150862860
You gonna keep getting it wrong?

>>150879052
Reroll

>>150878914
lmao okay jew

You know I like my chicken fried

man sec shorts is gonna be wild this week

>>150879148
AND COLD BEER ON A FRIDAY NIGHT

>>150879158
Pair of jeans that fit juuuuuuust right

>>150879197
AND THE INDIANS GONE
https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2025/09/restriction-on-entry-of-certain-nonimmigrant-workers/

Tulsa has just taken the lead

lol holy shit this Okie State secondary is terrible

>chokehomo state
holy grim

Tulsa is going to win this game

>>150879245
>>150879246
>>150879248
making that pass must have felt orgasmic

>>150879239
we already here talking your women

>>150879239
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>150879197
Chicken fried is NOT fried chicken you yankee fucking shit!

>>150879279
Yeah it's a shitty cut of steak covered in bread crumbs fucking dumb yanks lel

>>150879239
Got what I voted for again award
Microsoft's 6300 H1bs they just hired will cost them $630,000,000 now btw kek

>>150879318
Amazon has 9265 H1Bs. That will be $926,500,000 plus tip
>per year.

>>150879318
KWAB indians BTFO

what do you even do with OSU
0 money now
2nd worst d in fbs
gundy is the best you can get

>>150879246
holy shit man

>>150879345
ohio state isnt playing

>>150879339
>>150879340
That ballroom he's building is about to be like 5 miles wide now

>>150879279
@grok is this true?

>>150879339
i mean thats nice and all but i already decided i wouldnt work over a decade ago i cant imagine what all has happened in that decade and what they would need to do to earn my trust

Anyways enough of that
>Cowboy tackling
Wtf is wrong with them

and the cowboys just lost their leading tackler

YOU DO THE HOKIE POKIE AND YOU TURN YOURSELF AROUND

>>150879318
This is bullshit indians are the best workers and that's why Americans companies want them

Jesus, Okie State is really bad

Does rutgers has a stand of chance?

take gundy out back and put him out of his misery

>>150879397
That's nice and all, pay the orange man now Sarjeet

If OSU loses to Tulsa do they fire their coach?

>went for 4th down
TOTAL KICKERS DEATH

>arguing about Indians
Anyways is Gundy fucked if he loses this?

Todd Grantham is their DC? Oh boy

>>150879403
iowa is very bad anon

>>150879397
please do the needful saar

>>150879403
i betted them on the ML

>>150879393
Hes just a KID! YOU WANT TO GO AFTER SOMEONE COME AFTER ME IM A MAN!

onions bros...

>>150879429
how old are you?

>>150879414
hes probably already gonna be asked to resign at the end of the season

>>150879441
IM 40

>>150879441
IM 40+18!!!

>>150879403
NO ONE COMES INTO PISCATAWAY AND GETS AN EASY W

>>150879239
um based much

>>150879460
i was in new jersey this last may its surprisingly pretty

>>150879460
>His optimism and smile RESTORED

>>150879441
old enough to party

This white boy is pretty slippery

>>150879239
the last day i have to fix their AI-slop code will be the best day of my life

>>150879466
garden state nigga

>>150879456
>the rant was 18 years ago
Fuck me I'm old now

tulsa is gonna win this shit

>okie lite got tossed to the side like a used hoe and their big rivalry is now fucking TULSA on friday
>they still get bootyblasted
its not fair bros. I used to like them but its too funny

It's already over for rutgers

Rutgers sirs very good look may shiva smile kindly upon us. Much love for New Jersey

>>150879515
buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp

behold, the only TD Iowa will get tonight

>>150879526
>>150879526
>>150879526
new fresh bread

>>150879525
idk why they showing kids butt gers i guess

how soon until the fans start booing the cowboys?

>>150877621
>QB with 4.5 speed and a laser for an arm
>Big RB who's now starting at Ohio State
>Quick sub4.4 change of pace back
>Athletic 6'7 TE who could move in space
>3rd round draft pick left tackle
>Fast lanky deep threat WR and sure-handed fundamentally sound white WR with decent athleticism
>Could only muster a mediocre offense against a weak schedule
>Was only above average the year before with a starting NFL center and guard who made a roster

Brown really did drive what should've been a decent team into the ground. This year's staff would've won at least 9 games with last year's roster. Last year's staff would win 2 with this one and get beat by Pitt by 21 points.

>>150878626
If the natty is at the Holiday Bowl yeah. Enjoy that Orange Bowl ring though.

>>150878712
Ain’t no lions in North America. Other than mountain lions but we have a team with those.

Hello my name is Connor Onion