Thread 150857565

Dan marches on

>Banzuke:
http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspx
https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/

>Fight Schedule & Results:
https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/1/

>Some sumo links and how to watch live:
https://rentry.org/uwbgc88d

previous thread >>150817071

All hail Chairman Maonishiki

Yokozuna is the lead horse with a huge pack of 11 chasers a length back at 4-1, will Ryuden's talent hold out or will his run at the championship be aborted?

>>150857618
I've been missing most of the matches lately due to being cucked by wage-slaving.
How has Onosato been performing thus far in this Basho? He has only lost one match, right?

Dan isn't going to fuck any of you.

me in the back

YUUSHO BEEEAAAM!!!

>>150857839
It has been good and his loss was just very bad execution of final push that caused him to be thrusted down

>>150857989
Thanks, man.
Hope you've been enjoying the katsu so far.

>>150857893
Glitch in the crowd: repeating OH NNOOOO bald glasses ojisan

this mean we're in the wrong timeline, we need to go bacl

anyone got the webm of takakeisho breaking his neck on ichinojo? asking for my aunt

>>150857565 (OP)
Dan has a worse record than fucking Ryuden

In what world does that neckless gnome deserve a thread

>>150857618
This was july onosato. I dont think he backpedaled at all this week

Feels like the last ten threads have been "Dan" editions
No complaints

Kikuchi 3-0

>>150859091
They're being made by the same VPN-using obsessive Aonishiki fan.

>>150858471
It won't last, Ryuden is cursed by the ghost of Shinzo Abe because he contributed to Japan's declining birthrate by aborting his child.

>>150859154
Meds time, schizo

>>150859331
Fuck off retard. Everyone knows it.

Just to state it clearly for everyone who isnt as well versed in these threads as myself

Danfag
Vpnfag (frequently uses Japan flag but will samefag with others)
Neville (the original not every brit)
Anti-mongol poster (kiriSHITma, etc)
^^
These are all the same person. He thinks we cant tell because he's an autistic simpleton.

>>150859445
I knew the top 3 were the same, I didn't realize the KiriSHITma guy was the Ukraine fellator.

>>150859091
Which VPN do you use?

>>150859560
There's just one VPN poster who trolls the thread. He spams Dan, he makes Dan threads, anything you say against him only (You)s him into doing what he's doing harder. We've unfortunately become a fast enough moving thread that we've picked up a dedicated troll.

>>150859595
why does every general have a mentally ill retard that spams it to death? literally every general on 4chan picks up a schizo loser that spams

>>150859652
It's basically the over-socialisation that Father Ted talked about. This person's entire ego is now rooted in any and all feedback. Note how he made a new thread the moment the last one hit the bump limit. He was sat waiting for it so he could troll people by making it a Dan OP. Ask yourself how difficult it would be for a terminally online person to do this. Not very since they can troll a hundred places simultaneously.

for me peak autism was that one anon who kept getting mad at terunofuji for no apparent reason, and inserting "reddit" into his name
>terunoREDDIT
>REDDITnofuji

>>150859445
I'm anti mongol but I'm not that guy. TMD

>REDDITsato
>REDDITryu
>WakaREDDITkage
>REDDITshima
>REDDITyasu
>REDDITnishiki

>>150859708
He's the one that does it consistently. I didnt say others didnt chime in too.

>>150859743
>>150859699
There's a new spammer who calls any sanyaku Koga when they lose, such as WakaTakaKOGA

>>150859795
I thought it was only wakatakakage that he did that for

>>150859795
that one was actually funny for the first time i saw it

>>150859795
>>150767432
It's the same person.

>>150859743
>>150859795

KOGAzakura
KOGAshima
KOGAonishki
KOGAshoryu
KOGAsato
KOGAyasu

>this one guy (not me) is obsessed with /sumo/
>here lets go over my spreadsheets of every /sp/ and /xs/ post for the past several years and i'll analyze them and tell you why this other guy is obsessed

>Koga is the grandson of 57th Yokozuna Mienoumi
?!

>>150860004
Brainless VPN tranny

>>150859445
You're right on a most things here, but I don't shill for Aonishitki, and I never use a VPN.
>>150859699
That was also me.

For what it's worth I barely pay attention to this sport ever since Horseshitryu became a fraudzuna. I mainly watch replays, and even that I will skip through once it gets boring.

Most fun I had in the time I watched Sumo was during Shodai's Ozeki days.

Shodaibros, always remember... TRUST THE PLAN.

>>150860157
Hosh is showing up this basho though
Will you adjust your opinion if he yushos?

>>150860255
No

>>150860262
Why be so intransigent?
I also enjoyed dumping on Hosh since his promotion but that doesn't mean I dont want to see him win too

>>150860013
mienoumi was a pretty bad zuna, hence they don't promote him much. From his wiki article, 3 yusho and the lowest post war W-L. And he lasted 1 year as yoko, promoted in 79 gone at the end of 80

>>150860013
Wtf is this real

>>150860387
He was a great yokozuna until he got fucked with injuries. Two yusho in his first three yokozuna basho, with them being a 14-1 and 15-0. Tied for second most wins across the first three yokozuna basho. Then his body fell apart.

>>150860443
No, Koga is the grandson of former Soviet premier Leonid Brezhnev.

>>150860653
Sure it's a ''what could have been'' but what actually happened is 3 total yusho and out within a year.

>>150860911
but enough about hoshoryu

>>150860653
God I wish my body would fall apart (my asshole being broken by a huge futanari cock).

>>150860255
>>150860283
It only matters if he yushos twice in a row. If he's going to continue having a shit basho after every good basho, then they might as well kept him at ozeki.

>>150859445
>Neville (the original not every brit)
I hope you don't mean me. I've never made a Dan thread and don't VPN post or anti-mongol post. Total Neville Death is my goal though.

>>150859091
Why would I need to ta my Mawashi??

>>150862294
Not the anon who coined the term but the guy he invented it for, thats what I meant

>>150862419
In that case, I agree wholeheartedly.

>>150860157
Shodai currently 4-1, it may very well be happening

>>150862294
>I've never made a Dan thread and don't VPN post or anti-mongol post
If it hadn't been for Onosato's recent debut and rapid rise to the top, Dan's sprint from literal who to sanyaku mainstay would've been the most exciting thing to burst onto the scene in sumo in ages. And Onosato was already a well known quantity when he started in makushita so even his incredibly successful early career isn't quite as eye popping as Dan's.
Dan 100% merits all the attention he gets and its going to be hilarious when he balloons up to 190kg and loses all he balance and agility and his knees fail and he ends up having a fairly short career hovering between upper juryo and m15

>>150863209
It's always fun. Sumo rules.

Oho will definitely beat Hosh
it's just such an Oho thing to do

through day 5 and so far there have been zero injury absences amongst sekitori aside from the two who were known to be out before it started.
will the run of good luck continue or is the other shoe about to drop?

Gonoyama, what is wrong with you? Not enough sleep?

>>150864231
Not enough billy goats crossing his bridge. Need more fuel.

Koga, I'll let you use "that" technique but just once okay?

Shunta back in the saddle

is it just me or does onosato just not have an intimidating aura? I sense fear coming off his sumo. I've only recently started watching, but I went back to watch hakuho highlights and the guy radiates strength and has a fierce staredown. Just not getting that from onosato.

btw is there anywhere I can watch the entire may basho from 2007 (hakuho's promotion tourney)?

Kazuma gonna destroy the Ikazuchido-word in about 20 min or so.

Seasoned sumo aficionado here, been watching for like 10 basho now, anyway I’ve come to the conclusion that the sport would benefit from moving the 2 white starting lines a little closer together. They don’t need all that space and it only encourages the henka

>>150868669
I've been watching for 15, and I know for a fact I'm not seasoned. Shut up.

>>150868467
Meh. He just let him get right on the belt.

>>150868669
They dont even have to start at the lines, anon.

>>150868693
hey he didn't say what type of seasoning. maybe he's got too much salt.

Been watching as much as I could since the first decade of this century and I fully trust the JSA to always do the right thing, if there is a change that needs to be made, they'll be the first to recognize it.
Sumo is the best managed sport because it is the only sport that is managed entirely by former competitors

>>150869104
*nods respectfully toward you*

>>150866731
Onosato has that "Lose? lmao I'm a Yokozuna why would I lose?" aura.

>>150869099
>what type of seasoning
hambaga

>>150869233
I fucking love that they all ride bikes, I know it's because they can't legally drive but holy fuck it's the funniest thing. One time I saw one of those board-based soccer games and a rikishi was riding a bike in the clip I saw and I almost pissed myself laughing. God I love sumo so fucking much.

>Naya
>Pulls
>Loses

Dyke Show vs the Black Princess Mountain is a film I would like to see.

I havent managed to stay up and watch live even once this basho

Feels bad man

SURELY hoshoryu will start losing soon!

STRONK from Shishi

Ryuden dropped by the phantom of his aborted child

I was sure that shishi is going back to juryo after this basho

>SAY!
>MY!
>NAME!

It's time.

Year of Mita starts next year

>>150870256
he will plateu before the joi. he will be the new small kinbozo. .

>>150870247
Thanks for using my pic fellow Shishibro, you're "say his name" spamming is fucking gay though

Embarrassing display from Meisei

Now that was some proper fatslap fight from Tomokaze

Someone told Tomokaze there's sake if he wins. He's dreaming of cramming it up someone's ass.

Now THIS is fatslap

kino

the stoppable force vs the movable object

Wtf is this "Old Snake vs Liquid Ocelot" fight? 2 old punished ex sanyaku trying to win.

Daieisho just out there running fantasy teams.

Winced at Midori's fall.

that landing looked like it fucking sucked

Fujinokawa is the living embodiment of imposter syndrome.

>>150870386
Midorifuji landed directly on his gigantic noggin.

I don't know if there are any plan bros left here. If so, I kneel

rip bozo

>>150870410
I meant the way he landed on the edge of the dohyo with his ass/lower back

Post it.

URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

yusho winner btw

brutal

Your defending champion at work

Kuso

kanto+gino sh-ACK

Kusawww

abi status:
removed

how is Abi doing worse than when he was injured

76th Yokozuna Aonishiki
>The Ghost of Kiev
>The Last Soldier of the Azov Battalion
>The Tsar of the Mawashi
>The Destroyer of Knees
>Diamond Back
>Dan the Terrible
>Taiho Reincarnated
>The True Great White Phoenix

>SAY!
>HIS!
>NAME!

lol

Rapid fire fatslap

SAY

accelerated CTE development for aonishiki after that shit

WTK needs Ozeki to force a Shishi demotion on 7-8.

>>150870588
Shishi is going to get kachi-koshi.

Lmao useless fatso

>>150870596
the power of toddler sumo

lmao

I don't remember having this many upper Maegashira being winless on day 6 in recent bashos, damn

Run over toad Gonoyama

>>150870588
>>150870596
>Wakogatakogakoga gets Ozeki
>Shishi kachi-koshi
>Shishi is demoted to juryo for the lols

KiriSHITma

my favorite irish rikishi, tom o'washy

>evil spirits... give me this basho and my soul is yours!!
>AAAAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

>Ruins wktkkg's ozeki run
>Shatters Kirishima's yusho chances
Nothing personal

mewing

That fucking downie in the corner again.

ZACK = BACK

love a good kotenage

Damn he woke up this time

>Kotozakura steps out of the dohyo before Hiradoumi touches the ground
>He still wins

Kotozakura's father's power in the association is immense, allowing Kotozakura to continue to achieve false victories so frequently. I kneel.

First time I've seen Ozeki sumo from an actual Ozeki for half a year

>>150870704
Hiradoumi's foot touches down and out first

The most Onosato fight I've ever seen.

classic flowchart sumo

>Onosato 6-0 vs Atamifuji
Train keeps a'rolling

Fucking hell, I always laughed at my friends for frantically doing math, wondering how their favorite soccer team could advance. Now I am doing the same with Atamis KK

>Are they out yet?
Push

That's the entire flowchart.

>>150870704
Sybau

Shut your bitch ass up

Onosato LITERALLY just walks forward and immediately takes the win. It's impressive. We're talking about Atamifuji, a 192kg fat ball, and Onosato pushed him around like he was a piece of furniture in his house.

Lovely.

Hoshoryu is looking insane.

easy

no kinboshi, chanko is cancelled

These fuckers do not watch film hosh is standing straight up get underneath the little faggot

Dare I say it. Is it not a CL*WN BASHO?!?

>>150870829
u mad

Hosh being the main thing stopping this turning into clown basho was not on my bingo

>>150870832
Mad at the lack of basic grappling knowledge japs have

>>150870830
Not yet. If after tomorrow there are M10+ shitters with only 1 loss then it can get clowny by the end.

>>150870833
SHODAI YUSHO

Tom is now 4/5 wins against sekiwake in his last 5 appearances against them. I think snuffing out ozeki runs is one of things that gets him up in the morning.

When you've lived to see 12-0 Kinbozan, this basho is like nothing on the clown-o-meter.

>>150870247
死死 魔猿

>>150871562
What did he mean by this?

>>150871596
Shishi Masaru

>>150871562
I guess it's because nobody cares about the other half of sumo names but I never realised that Shishi's "saru" is just an un rendaku'd version of the same kanji for monkey in Tobizaru's shikona.

>>150871656
>imagine a tank... BUT with legs
>Shishi has big fat legs
BRAVO KOJIMANOYAMA, BRAVO

>>150871707
>The other Ukrainian is el kimarite creativadad
How does Kojima do it???

>>150870769
Same weight, longer limbs, more leverage. And he actually does something with them, even if it's always the same thing.

>>150870833
Yeah, we might actually have 2 competetive 'zunas by the end. At any rate, at least he's unlikely to drop out. Thing is, I don't think he's able to do anything close to this basho after basho.

Onosato v Atamifuji is more that one guy is 190kg of muscle while the other is 190kg of fat. Atami is the textbook fatso who thinks his bulk will make him Yokozuna, while Onosato actually puts in the work to get stronger.

The only thing Atami lifts is sushi.

So Kotoshoho is just one and done isn't he?

>one of my favorite wrestlers got a fusen loss because he slept in and forgot to show up
Also, Mitoryu intai.

>>150873154
27 consecutive basho in Juryo is wild. You'd expect random variance to have pushed him up or down way before that point.

ALT: He's freeing up Nishikido's foreigner slot so a suspiciously tall and slow moving Mongolian wearing a moustache and glasses can join up by lying about his age

>>150873064
If his performance gave Zak the kick up the ass he needed to remember he's an Ozeki then it was worth it. Also that video from a few weeks ago of WMH and Ichi taunting Zak as he was leaving an arena by pretending to clear the non-existence crowd while saying make way for Ozeki Kotozakura. Zak was fucking livid lmao. Like nigga just BE an Ozeki.

>>150873272
Nishikido seems more likely to fold in two years once the oyakata retires than to find someone to replace Mitoryu.

>>150873355
>Hokuseiho joins Nishikido wearing a disguise
>Beya collapses and merges into Isegahama
>Hakuoho wakes one morning to find his hands glued together

>>150873347
video link? Fuck Wakamotoharu and Ichiyamamoto if they disrespected my boy like that.

But yeah I'm very pleased Kotozakura has seemingly turned up this basho, whatever the reason is

>>150873390
https://www.reddit.com/r/SumoMemes/comments/1n5q79x/wakamotoharu_and_ichiyamamoto_teasing_kotozakura/

>>150873390
Sometimes people need that wet rag on their face to remind them to get their shit together

>>150869342
I wonder if it's illegal for them to drive segways

mr. negative

>>150873487
>mfw when Kotozakura kicks Wakamotoharu, almost punch Ichiyamamoto and start a fight in a tour over a joke

We are on day 7 now
and three threads in

Last basho we had this many threads done by day 4

That is a precipitous drop in post rate

And I think we can place the blame for this at the feet of one, single poster here.

This one >>150857565 (OP) >>150874399

>>150874399
God imagine if WTK got Ozeki and Zak had put in a makekoshi. WMH would've become the world's biggest assclown.
>That Ozeki stuff looks easy, even my little brother can do it

>>150874975
yokozuna are leading, not much to make fun of

thread activity is likely proportional to clownery

I'm new to this shit (yes I got into it through the heya videos), is Mita performing way above expectations right now or is this level expected of him?

>>150875081
People were optimistic but I doubt many predicted he'd be undefeated on day six at the top of juryo.

>>150875040
This. There's no circus in town without at least a clown or two.

I feel like the last basho was clown enough . Let's enjoy nice comfy normal things for once.

>>150875040
>not much to make fun of
But there is a Shishi match every day!
That troglodyte always makes me smile.

>>150875081
Mita was always considered a top prospect but right now he's outperforming expectations. Especially since Futagoyama is renowned for doing zero coaching.

WTF URA

is this a legal move?

>>150875375
The rare kimarite of jinkochino osuinage

>>150875105
>>150875332
I see. Right now I'm mostly following his, Roga, Hoshoryu and Koga's matches for fun. I always assumed he would be the butt of many jokes because of his looks but I didn't realize his record was that bad until I checked his sumo profile.

What do you mean by zero coaching, is Miyabiyama considered a bad teacher?

>>150875375
>Urality!

>>150875375
I like how the AI slop generator gave Ura an unnecessary prominent bulge

>>150875441
>He missed that we already had blood!
It wasn't even Oho's perpetual cut re-opening either. Not that you can mark it off unless you know when it happened :3c

>>150875454
I heard somewhere that due to a mawashi malfunction on tour a while back it's been confirmed that Ura has a pretty big dick so maybe the AI scraped that post.

>>150875081
we knew he wqas good but he certain ly is pushing hard.

Still, you never know when they hit their first plateau. Kusano had about the same trajectory as Mita and high mid maegashira is looking rough for him. I'm sure after a few basho experience and growth he'll go farther up, but the difference between a average juryo plumber and joi and sanyaku elite is night and day

Whenever following a promising new rikishi, always remember that he could be the next Takeru

>>150875577
No you don't understand Goshima is HIM.

>>150875431
No, that's just hyperbole because of Futagoyama's typical reticence in beyaslop videos. And a couple off-hand remarks by some of the rikishi where they say they'd never been taught yotsu sumo. But Roga is an almost pure yotsu fighter and had to learn it somewhere. Miyabiyama's own fighting style was oshi, so it would make sense to raise his disciples in that style too, but it does seem as though he is either ignorant of or unwilling to teach advanced grappling.

Reminder that Chiyotora in Makushita got a fusen today because his opponent, Tanji, forgot that he had a match.

>>150875431
>is Miyabiyama considered a bad teacher?
he is self aware enough to realize he is a retarded fat old drunk and that if he doesn't want to ruin his top prospects, he won't tell them how to perform because he is bound to screw them up if he opens his mouth to do anything other than insert food or booze.

>>150875431
If you want to make matters worse for Koga, he's grandson of the 57th Yokozuna Mienoumi. His lineage factor is the same as Kotozakura and Oho, yet while they're near the top of the sumo world Koga is a running joke.

>>150875786
The fact that he just keeps getting fatter is crazy to me. Does he not want to see what he's building beyond the next three or five years?

>>150875784
Tanji's portrait on the JSA site makes him look like when they took the photo he had been awake for 5 days straight on a drug binge and then got frightened by a ghost shortly before they took the photo

>>150875652
Speaking of which I just got around to watching today's worthwhile Makushita and Goshima completely deleted his opponent. Nothing Kazuto did really mattered, the difference in power was like watching Onosato fight Midorifuji.

Mudoho is 2-1 too, almost killed his opponent today with that good quarterback shit.

>>150875814
Do we know where his kabu is going once he has a heart attack?

>>150875814
>Does he not want to see what he's building beyond the next three or five years?
either he wants to gorge himself and get drunk today more than he cares about that or he wishes to be "the big guy" more than he cares about longevity.
everyone is admiring takakeisho's rapid weight loss "omg such disciprine!!" but can now be bullied just as easily as an average tokyo salaryman sissy and who knows what consequences that may have for him

oho tried to pick horse's nose

>>150875932
Reminds me of pictures of Teru and Tobizaru fighting.

>WHERE'S THE FUCKING MONEY TOBI

>>150875841
I have never seen Mudoho, so my mental image of him is Oho but brown.

>>150857565 (OP)
I see the Kotosexual guy moved on pretty quickly to the new hotness

>>150876030
He made it to juryo a couple basho ago but got spat out. The hard part about having the same blood as Oho's is that juryo opponents simply aren't high ranked enough for him to beat them consistently. Put Mudoho against Onosato and he'd casually push him.

I'm being eaten alive on fantasy sumo because I had faith in Daieisho and Asakoryu. My one consolation is that everyone's team has a stinker on it at this point. Amongst the top people you've got picks like Shishi and Tomokaze. Like who in the right fucking mind would pick those guys out of intuition? Fantasy's a write off, lets just hope for a good finale to this so far good basho.

yas Ichi

werk it

>>150877517
I do this (after beating "Sanyaku").

>>150875199
His wrestling style has not changed at all in 5 years
https://youtu.be/y86AFPhI2h8?feature=shared skip to 4:00

>>150874975
Summer is over, all the babby Nevilles are back at Hogwarts.

>>150877517
>that side booba reveal
l-lewd

WakatakaKOGA is cooked, if he can't beat Dan tonight (he can't) then he'll need to beat at least one yokozuna to get his promotion.

i enjoy onosato one dimensional sumo tremendously
that is all

Gonoyama more like, ah, GONEoyama as in where the fuck is his fighting spirit? GONE.

>>150875375
It's called a Fatality, everyone has one

So you're telling me we're almost a week in and Hoshoryu still haven't lost a kinboshi?! That's not normal.

>>150857565 (OP)
What was the plan here, exactly?

>>150879112
Slip an arm inside and push. Dan baited him splendidly

>>150879132
https://youtu.be/4_SbFbhXGhA?t=888

>>150875375
It is a legal move, I think Raiden used it in one of his bouts

Mitoryu intai
https://x.com/sumokyokai/status/1968970570113933490

>>150880005
Thank you for your service, you ugly fucker.

>>150880022
his real mong name is turdold

Fuck yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

>>150880667
Wear something noticeable

this racist chud is about to put a severe beating on nigazuchido

Ikazuchigger's repulsive rotten odor overwhelmed him and forced him out
Yorishuki

>>150882365
>>150882436
You must be 18 years old to post here.

kazuma launched one onto the shrimpman, doesn't look like sandanme is going to be able to offer him much of a serious challenge

>>150880005
He earned. Enjoy the retirement, rikishi.

>>150875375
lmao

Enho manhandled.

Sumodb down again

>>150883124
sazanami is a better meme

>>150880667
Throw a zabuton onto the rich if a Yokozuna loses

Takarafuji might hold out a while longer. A few days ago he seemed destined for demotion, but then he gave ass-haker his first loss and now put Hatsuyama down

So if wakatakakage isn't able to get 11 wins does the whole ozeki run shit the bed? Or if he does something impressive enough would they fudge the numbers a bit?

>>150883875
With a strong enough performance he could get it on 32, but if not he just has to try again in November... and January, and March... etc.

MITA HENKA

Mita that was dishonorabru

HAHAHA

He was sure to win because of his superior speed

Sometimes you just have to do henka and keep moving forward...

Ura carrying the sword today.

>>150883984
Because Hira-chan the usual tachimochi is facing Hosh tonight

WakatakaCharlieChan got tricked kwab

>>150884003
Shouldn't let dogs hold swords anyway. Dangerous.

Murrrrrayyy

Whos the mong on Abema?

Ichiyamamoto is kind of growing on me

>>150884026
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kosuke_Hagino

>>150884030
What a magnificent beast

>>150884030
>WHO LET THE DOG HENKA?!
>WOF WOF WOF WOF

When are the Women's matches?

>>150884040
Dogs can't walk sideways

>>150884117
t. hakuho

>>150884117
Never.

>>150884117
>he can't tell the men from the women

>>150884117
And they say Germans don't have humor.

>>150884117
>Sumo Police, what the hell is happening here?!

El mono del evasion

Is sumodb dead?

>>150884197
Yeah, mate.

sumostats.com
courtesy of Leo

>>150884197
https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/7/

>>150884220
Garbage.

>>150884197
No? Works for me
http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Default.aspx

WHOA

god damn

manletbros...are we back?

Nicely done.

absolutely beautiful by fujinokawa... manlets are just more entertaining to watch... except monkey

Mission status: SICK

Bros I'm starting to believe in Shodai again

CRASHING THIS BASHO

first good matchup for bozo for a while

The plan marches on!

Ura my beloved..

Imagine if the first two basho of the great Onosato's Yokozuna career were won by Kotoshoho and Ura.

me on the right next to the Gyoji btw

WHAT A FRAUD

There are people with Daiesho AND Kotoshoho in their Kachi Clash
Can you believe that?!

GEISHA CAM

>>150884573
I had onosato, aonishiki, abi, kusano and roga. Not doing great.

>>150884573
You'll do better next tournament brother

can't believe Shishi is gonna be my MVP

Blood

Damn the recovery

He's Tamawashed :(
also blood, BLOOD

I hope Atami can put some more muscle on soon, his balance and technique are looking better than a few months ago

>>150884573
I have Abi in mine; he is channeling all his evil energy to ruin that

I don't think I've ever seen Abi do this poorly, is he okay?

>>150884610
Fine, I'm claiming Shishi as my mvp

This first person camera shit on the Abema stream is so awful.

>>150884720
Too much purifying salt

Hakuohobrohos, is his arm ok?

>>150884762
Didn't look okay.

GWAN WAKA WAKA

>>150884762
Hopefully just a bit overextended from that armlock

I want both of these to go to 11-4 for meme reasons but one of them will have 3 losses already...

>>150884789
It's the worst part of sumo.

solid win, ozeki run on life support

ozeki run OBLITERATED

nooo
don't do it, Pedro
please, I can't deal with it right now

the last time shodai was 6-1, was in 2021 when he was still ozeki, lmao

>>150884789
Pro: the eternal Dan 11-4 prophecy looks more likely
Con: WTK is slipping the O

Is Aminishiki some genius teacher, or who taught Aonishiki otsu sumo

gtfo bitch

oshi I mean obviously

>>150884859
He was already a good freestyle (?) wrestler, but he's been doing this shit from a young age. Multiple good coaches, clearly.

Can you smell that? Yup, it's a Zak yusho

>>150884874
Yeah that explains why he is so good on the belt but I thought push and thrust is not that big of a factor in that

oho upset incoming

>>150884892
Well I started typing my post before you corrected yours. So... BIKES

>>150884881
ACK!!!

>>150884893
impressive

>>150884893
You were right. I am upset that Oho won.

Of course Oho won lol

did zak drop weight?
better movement but getting pushed around more in a way that doesn't look like injury
(also the quads look less quaddy)

No kinboshi means the zak never stood a chance
>>150884907
Yeah my bad, I am kind of retarded.

>>150884916
i can summon up about 3 excellent eye test predictions per basho

Dog

That was pretty close.

Wow barely squeaked that out.

A win's a win, you can't say it's only a half

APOLOGIZE

Expected.

bodied

Holy fuck. Blown away.

lmao

The only outcome it could've been

brutal

now that was real yokozuna sumo

AHAHAHAHAHHA

Onosato once again throwing the trash out.

No chance.

Televised rape.

more like OHNOyama

I'm 1.85m and 120kg so not even small, but I certainly wouldn't want to fight Onosato. That giganigga would kill me.

>>150885070
I thought he'd deflect the tachiai and let gonoyama just defeat himself but yeah he just absorbed that shit like it was nothing

KWAB'd him really hard there

Sumo NEEDS a strong Adrian Lewis

>>150884859
Aminishiki was known as a belt wrestler during his career, but his second highest winning technique is oshidashi. He's also fairly seasoned as a coach. His stable hasn't been open for that long, but he was a coach for Isegahama during Terunofuji's whole comeback run.

>>150884859
Aminishiki was known as a belt wrestler during his career, but his second highest winning technique is oshidashi. He's also fairly seasoned as a coach. His stable hasn't been open for that long, but he was a coach for Isegahama during Terunofuji's whole comeback run. Also studied sports science at graduate school, though it's not clear if he has a degree or not.

So I don't wanna be a party pooper but did anyone else notice the way Hakuoho seemed to be struggling with his right hand after the match?

>>150885794
That biceps is definitely fucked. Probably a tendon tear just like Takeru. Looked similarly out of place.

>>150886068
He could've just jarred it. Happened to me once at school when a basketball hit the end of my finger while it was straight, couldn't bend it for a day or two, like it was in shock.

This guy looks borderline offended that Onosato won.

>*AHEM!*

76th Yokozuna Aonishiki
>The Ghost of Kiev
>The Last Soldier of the Azov Battalion
>The Tsar of the Mawashi
>The Destroyer of Knees
>Diamond Back
>Dan the Terrible
>Taiho Reincarnated
>The True Great White Phoenix

>SAY!
>HIS!
>NAME!

(Sorry for being late...)

Gonoyama looked terrified once Onosato started his attack

>>150887093
>AAAIIIIEEEE OKAY YOU CAN TAKE MY CHANKO JUST DON'T HURT ME

Damn, just heard... F.

Could we truly be having a non-clown basho?

>>150888391
All of the clown energy has transferred to the sekiwake and former sekiwake, WTK Daieisho and Kirishima choking, though Kirishima is a choke artist so that doesn't surprise me.

I think it would be funny is Gonoyama got his first win and escaped a losing record by getting a kinboshi on Hosh, but that seems unlikely.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IoNW6VTWiI

I aprove this channel

>Konishiki has to use motorized wheelchair
Its over

>>150891627
>Fat man would rather die than lose weight
Many such cases.

is Takayasu injured or something? why is he doing so poorly?

After losing to Aoinishki, is the ozeki dream over for Waka? He needs at least 11 wins and I don't see him beating either Yokozunas

>>150891806
It's been given on as low as 30 wins before and right now the banzuke looks unbalanced so many think that he'll get it on a 10-5. That means he needs to win his next 6 straight unless he wants to need wins against a Yokozuna (see: unlikely).

Looks like H*kkaku's top rikishi, former Makuuchi man Kitanowaka, has made it back to sekitori. 4-0 at Ms1 is a done deal. Shame he had to take down my boy Goshima doing it but it was a good fight and the more experienced guy won.

>>150891771
Its not a clown basho he can take advantage of anymore.

>>150891929
If things keep going the way they have been Dan will secure his promotion next basho. They don’t need wtk to fill an ozeki spot.

>>150893260
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.

>>150891806
WakatakaKOGA isn't an ozeki level competitor so he won't make the cut

>>150893673
Hoshoryu sat there like "yeah no shit".

So who are the hard tachiais nowadays? Go back six months and people would be saying Onosato, Takeru, and Gonoyama. But Takeru is fucking dead and Gonoyama just feels limp now. Hiradoumi seems like he's upped his charging game lately. Asakoryu might make the list if he puts on 40kg.

>>150893695
>why did they schedule them on a day where he has the final bout again?

the talent gap between the two yokozunæ was on full display yesterday, horse struggled and barely won while onosato completely dominated. horse was a desperation promotion during a power gap at the top while onosato truly earned the top rank.

>>150894905
Post something that isn't bait for once.

13-1 onosato will force a playoff on day 15 by beating 14-0 hoshoryu and then beat hoshoryu again in the playoff for glorious nippon

On a Gonoyama note, this is the worst opening week he's ever had.

>>150895016
Would be kino. I'm fine with either winning. Hosh yusho with Onosato close behind is probably the best outcome. Then they can trade yusho for a while with the occasional outsider stealing one.

>>150893673
japanese reaction faces from a crowd of sumo spectators will never not be funny

>>150882477
>maturity is when you like niggers
kek, no

abema focuses on important things

>>150895016
>Oosato beating Horse
Say that again after Ura's yusho, because then I'll believe anything.

we know better than to count anyone out at this stage
here are your leaders after the first week
say something nice about them!!!

>>150895608
Looks like Asanoyama.

You don't understand the plan:
>Aonishiki vs. Hoshoryu
>Aonishiki wins with one of his tricks
>Onosato tries his backpedaling technique for no apparent reason and loses another match (probably against Ura)
>Aonishiki-Onosato-Hoshoryu-Ura quadruple playoff

>mfw Gonoyama, Abi, and Nishikigi 0-15 at the end

>>150895974
Oh my fucking god if too many people bomb so hard that Shishi goes 7-8 and dodges demotion again I will shit through Hakkaku's letterbox.

Bad day for the Futagoyama boys. Mita is carrying the entire stable on his back.

>>150883658
I'm in the arena seats, I don't have the yakuza connections for ringside. I'll probably bring a seat cushion with me anyway though so sure

>>150880667
How much?

Planning a 3 week japan trip in a few years and i'll probaly go to 2-3 days if i can manage

>>150895793
ukrainian era starts here

>>150895793
Ura got this

I miss the day 3 pink haired cutie, I haven't been this infatuated with a crowd member since the covid-era posture princess

>>150887003
When is he gonna get promoted to Ozeki?

>>150898794
January

>>150895518
you can hate them without obsessing and mentioning them every post you know

>>150896259
Nobehara on suicide watch

>>150898297
Everything sold out within like half an hour and Fukuoka has generally been the 'easiest' tournament to buy tickets for. Arena seats are between 4-7.5k depending on the location and day, you're going to be paying huge markups on aftermarket now though.

>>150898297
Sorry just realized you're talking about future tournaments. In any case the Tokyo tournaments are virtually impossible to get officially by this point, I tested out the website for the release of the September seats and it was completely impossible to get through without crashing. For Fukuoka it was about 20 minutes of it crashing halfway through registration but I think I got through just in the nick of time before everything sold out.

>>150899394
How can the Japanese be this disorganized

>>150899559
NTA but it's not so much that they're disorganized but that a lot of their infrastructure is still stuck in the 2000s at best. Their servers are probably just old Toshiba laptops duct taped to the sides of Fax machines.

Remember the Nico Nico hack? Or even the 4chan hack?

>>150899740
>the 4chan hack
That one was mostly on moot.

>>150899845
Moo hasn't had anything to do with 4chan since 2015 when he sold it off to Nishimura, 10 years is plenty of time to upgrade or replace the 4 macbooks they were using as servers

>>150899073
he probably is though, he said he wants to win makushita in one of the last vidoes before basho; now he's 1-3

>>150899394
>>150899285

heh that's not TOO bad. Kinda want a box seat too, but would people laugh at me if i'm alone ?

>>150895793
why is Ura good this time around, is leaving the meme tumbling behind helping?

>>150900443
he's realizing his hidden potential
after years of knee injuries, it's been stored in there
and now he's unleashing

fucking rip hakuoho
>>150898297
i paid 8k + 2k fee for S seats in osaka. getting them was an insane pain in the ass and in the end i got lucky that this seat was available 2 hours later when shit stopped crashing. i tried getting 2 seats side by side, that was a mistake.
buysumotickets is getting fucked by the JSA so that's not an option now
also do not buy second hand tickets unless they hand you the original paper ticket. since this year, they're more strict about entries and i've heard multiple stories of people being denied entry with just the QR code. fucking faggots, make it impossible to get tickets officially and then crack down on reselling

>>150900443
>why is ichiyamamto so good this time?
>why is kirishitma so good this time?
>t. July day 8
and then they barely made kk
dan was 5-2 after day 7 in july, so was kotoshoho, ichiyamamto was 6-1, then dan finished 2 wins ahead of ichiyamamto and kotoshoho beat him by 4