Thread 150859104

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Manchester City: Donnarumma, Khusanov, Dias, Gvardiol, O’Reilly, Rodri, Silva, Reijnders, Foden, Doku, Haaland.
>Subs: Trafford, Ake, Bettinelli, Gonzalez, Savio, Matheus Luiz, Bobb, Mukasa, Lewis, Mfuni.

Napoli: Milinkovic-Savic, Politano, Beukema, Buongiorno, Spinazzola, Lobotka, Di Lorenzo, Anguissa, De Bruyne, McTominay, Hojlund.
>Subs: Meret, Ferrante, Gutierrez, Juan Jesus, Gilmour, Neres, Olivera, Elmas, Vergara, Lucca, Ambrosino, Lang.

Referee: Felix Zwayer (Germany).
VAR: Christian Dingert (Germany).

citeh 0
napoli 1

Oh great I know who is handling VAR but left to fend for myself if I want to find what channel it's on (if it's televised, who even knows)

>>150859123
it's on radio fm 1

>>150859123
Imagine being a sad enough twat to badly impersonate format autist.

>>150859152
imagine typing all that out instead of pointing me in the right direction, now THAT'S sad

i will watch this game instead of the newcastle game and suspect i may regret it but you know what they say, its better to risk making a bad choice than make no choice at all
i believe that was einstein

Foden is back to his 2023 form

>>150859264
This is a sound philosophy, it also immediately brings to mind the old idiom by Joseph Addison 'he who hesitates is lost' or consequently 'paralysis by analysis'. In any event I've decided to dive head first into this game and let the cards fall where they may, at least I chose my own destiny

>>150859264
Why pick when you can watch both

>>150859341
excuse me?

napolibros we need to win this one

>>150859341
its a valid question and one i have some respect for, and when it comes to boring 3pm fixtures i take the same outlook
but the storyline offered here, the ebb and flow, a certain je ne sais quoi
no i will give this one my all

Reminder that Antonio has a positive k/d ratio against poop

>>150859267
is that his mom

>>150859504
It is the little kids mom yes

>>150859518
yuck

>>150859504
his beard

>>150859104 (OP)
I am looking forward to this match.

Very disappointed Bobb isnt starting though.

>>150859420
Very impressive, now let's see his European record

>>150859561
his name give me a giggle every time :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1QywDPkDjg

>>150859561
yeah i was convinced hed nailed down a first xi spot but I guess bernardo is playing on the right now with doku/marmoush the two options for the left hand side

hojlund is gonna score and all the united fans on social media are gonna chimp out
>"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHY DID WE SELL HIM??"

>>150859341
Football equivalent of speedwatching

>>150859601
nah, it was luck. he is still shit

>>150859601
Hojlund hattrick tonight and Amorin is sacked next week

>>150859608
>not attentionmaxxing with 5 streams and 2 dedicated shitposting browser windows across 2 monitors

>>150859608
boils down to an element of respect as well; respect for yourself as a viewer and respect for the players (our modern day gladiators) putting on performances and creating memories that will last a lifetime

can yanks even understand carragher doing his sales pitch

>>150859624
i just watch the multicast on my TV

Let's go Pasta Niggers

>>150859601
mongcafe was already in full cope mode when he scored in the weekend

Phone down, lights dimmed, mood set. Let's see how the story unfolds

>American commentators
Yikes

whoops broad on commentary, let's see what's going on in newcastle

"female" commentator

fozza nabboli porco dio

my stream has Martin Tyler and Stewart Robson on commentary, the first one i clicked on had a yank but luckily the 2nd link had normal

>>150859104 (OP)
Haven’t fact checked this but saw a post. Last five seasons. City +228 GD. Utd +4 GD.

dead thread

Begging for a long ball over the top

>>150859849
@grok is this true

>>150859864
city dont really have supporters so its not surprising

>Spinazzola

Nominative determinism

>>150859868
yes it's true
t. grok

>>150859937
Reddit tier humor

I hope mctominay scores

>>150859986
it wasnt a joke

>>150859937
this
and all the italians are in /seriea/

I just really don't like doku. And it's not racial, I'm team vini

will there be a moments clap for Kev bros

NO ERA

ERA ROJA

ERA

Longest stud might have touched it

>le early red card
in for a snore this game it seems.

AHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHA

ERA O NO ERA?

Roja directa

fuck sake. dead game already

Games over. City 4-0.

blimey

Ridiculous.

I think he touched the ball

easily era
what a retarded pass though

¡Roja directa!

NO ERA

might just watch sandcastle then

Bournemouth till i die.

fucking idiot man

>>150860093
>>150860094
once again VAR destroys the game I love(d)

how many?

>>150860118
how have you not been in the spurs thread yet

Defender shouldn't have tried to play the ball but dive in front of Haaland

I'm going to the bathroom. If City have scored when I come back then I'm watching the other game

ACTIVATE CATENACCIO MODE

how many city going to win by now?

game will be so boring now

>>150859997
True, it's an unfunny fabrication that keeps getting beaten to that by prepubescent football fans who can't cope.

>>150860155
>implying it wasn't activated before the card

reminder red cards in the first half should be like rugby sin bin

absolute italian terrorism incoming

>>150860147
Based Ukrainian WebM poaster!

>>150860176
*Beaten to death FUCK

Switching to Poocastle Barca this game ends City 4-0

Netscape Navigator bros... IE won

based

>De Bruyne off
gay

laughing at all the people who had de bruyne goal or both teams to score bets

>throwing the game away after 21 minutes

What did the Kingdom of Naples mean by this ?

they just took off de bruyne

>>150860231
sabrina has owed me sex since I was 3

You bums really expect Napoli to go offensive here???

mctominay hat-trick

>can't score against 10 men napoli
Another trophyless season for the bald fraud

>>150860282
i expected them to not get a stupid red card in the first half

>>150860313
right is pure anglo stock

>>150860281
Same,but Black Cat

>>150860281
Back off

Studs on the knee, that's gotta hurt

>>150860118
based

>>150860207
>not enjoying a catenaccio slurperclass
filtered

City very confident with the high line. Sure it doesn't like like there'll be a lot of danger but have they already forgotten what happened to united last weekend?

>>150860330
kino nudes

>>150860393
It’s already paying off tho

>>150860152
>city dominating against 10 men teams

fucking kratos in goal

>>150860408
Not saying it doesn't work, just that it doesn't take much to backfire.
Then again, they don't have Ederson in goal anymore

>>150860422
Is he a better man yet ?

why nabule have a gypsy as a gk

City is literally killing them kek

If this GK keeps it up he's surely MOTM

Doku looks like the Tory leader

>>150860482
its still 0-0 and the only reason they are creating chances is mlinkovic savic being hesitant to come off his lines and clear routine crosses...he is practically creating the circumstances to make himself a hero with the way he is playing

>>150860511
I will always have a soft spot for classic Simpsons.

>>150860482
>literally killing them
>score is 0-0
what the fuck did anon mean by that

>>150860567
he's from the great footballing nation of estonia! he must know all about football!

Naples might win this one

>>150860567
There were a couple of headshots in close succession

What does he do?

>>150860482
is the score 5:0 in the estonian dimension?

the ref is paid

At some point one of those shots are gonna land and the whole thing is gonna collapse

Half-time.

Don't know if anyone remembers this but in the 2014 WC Tim Howard put in a performance like this against Belgium, making (I think) 50+ saves in one game. It was a World Cup record at the time, I think it still stands. USA lost that game though.

>>150860613
One was a headshot and the other one was a nutshot, yeah
>>150860591
>>150860620
Nice spergout

>>150860705
that’s a man

>>150860742
Seethe, dilate and kys.

>>150860803
oh wow I feel the need to grab her from behind and hump her ass

poop guardiola tactics killed football

>>150860679
trust the plan

Based catenaccio! Proper football.

Somehow this thread is even worse than this game.

>>150861015
Not giving us a lot to work with

HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND

Halandinho!

*yawns*
can finally switch to newcastle game

beautiful assist

zesty with the assist
is he back?

Nice assist from Fodenz

>>150861015
Everyone left at the red card the game was over we all know city win this 4-0.

that zesty guy is alright

Little known fact: Erling Haaland is the son of ex-Man Utd goalkeeper Peter Schmeichel.

>>150861083
It's against ten men and the goalkeeper somehow got chipped by a header.

Is that place always a library or is just too late on a weekday?

>>150861234
they dont really care about the ucl

nice

I like Doku

doku is a good player

just tuned in how good is Gvardiol

doku>Pini jr

>>150861281
Very flashy but not that much substance so far though

>>150861283
City hasn't had a lot of defending to do. Napoli got a red early on and are playing 5 at the back. Gvardiol tried a few long shots but it was either off the mark or nothing the GK couldn't handle

>>150860679
Told you so

>>150861315
lacks end product but he is evidently working on it
same with savinho desu

>>150860803
exquisite taste nafri

>>150861532
Millie is the best up and coming young actress

>>150861576
>young
she's a milf now

The Ditto in Pokopia if his trainer was Erling...