Thread 150860691

This is how people in Buffalo, NY behave

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I’m unironically on my 8th beer right now, I feel like SHIT

i heard bo nix is rated the worst qb by pff

>>150860723
Eat some food.

>>150860730
An indictment on pff

what crackhead pussy feels liks

>>150860748
I tried to eat some toast this morning but threw up and had some liquid breakfast instead

>>150860758
i didn't think he looked terrible either, but he does have a lot of turn overs

what the literal fuck l. Where are the mods?

>>150860759
ooeooaaaoe

Mods can't save you now, boi

the dolphins will win tonight

Is Browning better than Burrow?

>>150860859
yeah..

>>150860859
Would be hilarious if this is a trap game

>>150860878
worse, it is a curse game.

>>150860691 (OP)
I could have saved them

>>150860874
If the Bengals miss the playoffs with a healthy Burrow in 2024 yet make the playoffs without Burrow what will that do for his legacy?

>>150860759
>what crackhead pussy feels liks
Crack has no impact on girls during sex and same applies for meth if they smoke it. It has a negative effect for males since some guys struggle getting hard. If females inject meth or heroine with a needle however they go into heat and can have orgasms within seconds of the injection. It is a rare time that a paid sex worker enjoys sex and research studies show they orgasm with their clients when doing meth. I've had ones hump my leg like a dog in heat after injecting and I didn't even have money to pay them yet they did it anyway. Thought it was a cop trying to set me up since I never saw a girl trying to jump me like that.

>>150860691 (OP)
That's not a crackpipe. That's a meth pipe.

Go Bills

>>150860840
Coward

>>150860691 (OP)
how much for a fuck with all 3 of them?

>>150860942
WOOOOO LETS GOOOOO THE CURSE CANT STOP US

>>150860988
>why am I here? just to suffer?

>>150860988
kek

>>150860934
why are you having sex with hookers in the first place? That’s disgusting

Let's go Bills

>>150860964
what was the thought process

>>150861013
Because they're less expensive than having a girlfriend or wife.

step on a ref today

The NFL is gonna be ass cheeks soon

>>150860988
Unironically, he looked shook early on in that game

>>150861054
Drew Allar and John Mateer have a chance to be good. I like John Mateer especially because he has that DAWG or whatever in addition to being good at playing QB.

>>150861054
there's only like 3 normal respectabe names here

>>150860988
I wonder what will go through his mind when he has to play the Chiefs in the postseason again.

>>150861054
The bryce young dynasty will kick soon

>>150861038
Very nice of you to imply that people in Buffalo are capable of thought

>>150861054
Told people Klubnik and Sellers were shit in the off season. Meanwhile /myguy/ Luke Altmyer has Illinois 3-0 while throwing 8 TDs to 0 picks :)

>>150861111
>Chiefs haven't won a game since they got refballed in the AFCCG

>>150861141
It's really nice that you love this future backup so much, somebody has to.

>>150861126
LET ME OFF THE FLOAT PLEASE

>>150861054
>Soon
It's been ass cheeks

man shut your bitch ass up /nfl/

>>150860825
I look like this and say this
>>150860934
ok

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>>150861097
>Poo Allar
no chance

i look like this and do this

>>150861226
Me trying to steer it

>>150861312
thats some high quality autism

>>150860691 (OP)
Thank fuck we really don't have tweakers here. At least with junkies they just nod out and don't scheme for days on end on how to rob you. Your average crackhead isn't rich enough to just stay rocked all day and night.

>>150861226
This reminds of the time when I found out my wife was really good at squirting and nobody in my family believed me, so at Thanksgiving, she got on the table and I started fingering her in front of everyone and not even a minute later, she shot a fucking high pressured jet stream right into my cousin's face and she didn't fully stop until 5 minutes later. It was so hot that we all started fucking and forgot about the Turkey in the oven.

>>150860691 (OP)
some of us are recovering from drug addiction so webms like that could cause relapses
please be more considerate.
that's the equivalent of showing a guy on day #80 of nofap a porn video.

bros i'm going to make cheese sticks tonight and they are going to be really good and if you were hanging out with me watching the game tonight with me i would share them with you but you are not so I am going to eat them and they will be good.

I've only done weed, cocaine, and mushrooms in my life.

>>150861408
How does one make cheese sticks?

>>150861423
batter and fry?

>>150861436
I thought you meant like the pure cheese sticks you get from a supermarket

>>150861294
I fail to see what he's so severely lacking that people are almost completely disregarding him when in reality, he has the most tools of anyone in this class.

>>150861457
I mean I've made the moz before but that is a bit much, I just buy it locally.

>>150861460
>muh tools
have you watched him play against decent competition?

>>150861487
Yeah, I've been impressed with the nigga

>>150861398
Go Jaguars btw

>>150861403
watching beligerent drunks in action makes me want to drink less
it really looks pathetic viewing from outside

>marshal warning buhr for time
50 seconds is too long

>>150861519
And then you wake up

>>150861408
Beast

>>150861519
This is just pure cope at this point. They'll never bench Gayleb, just like they'll never bench Tua.

>>150861497
that 12/23 for 135 yards 0 TD 1 INT against Notre Dame impressed you?

>>150861174
If Luke Altmyer has a million fans, then I am one of them.

If Luke Altmyer has ten fans, then I am one of them.

If Luke Altmyer has only one fan then that is me.

If Luke Altmyer has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth.

If the world is against Luke Altmyer, then I am against the world.

Aahyghhgggghhhhh its so fucking embarrassing being in the same tier as bears, browns and jets we need a win now

tuatitties comin for you bills

>>150861215
It'll be double decker bussy ass cheeks soon

bills bros, I'm worried. this is exactly the kind of game we lose sometimes. although miami winning would give mcdaniel slightly more job security which would ultimately benefit the rest of the division.

What will you guys be doing with your PTO on rosh hashanah? Im thinking of taking a trip to chicago

Is there a single strip club left in Florida that this freak isn't banned from?

>>150861599
The curse warps reality. Grier and McDaniel must be sacrificed to stop it. Please help Josh Allen, you're the phins only hope. DON'T LET THE CURSE WIN BILLS

>>150861546
Not his finest hour, but he continued to show serious upside. You're not just watching the stat box but projecting how his skill set will fit for an NFL Offense. None of his flaws are so debilitating that they can't be coached up.

>>150861599
Don’t worry bills bro, you have our support
Go get it done

>>150861599
James cook alone will outscore the dolphins bruh cmon

>>150861587
>put my entire net worth on Dolphins moneyline, Achane anytime TD and Tyreek anytime TD. Boutta retire today cuhh

>>150861623
he's allowed in all of them except ybor city's clubs

>>150861587
He's doing that to signal us that he's in danger. he probably knew they were going to replace him, bummer no one knew and was able to stop it

>>150861623
You just know this black brother sips on a little Henny before each game

>>150861640
No joke but tyreek is a waste. Malik Washington WILL get a TD if anyone does tonight. Him or Achane. Other than that whatever, I know you're shitposting but seriously, malik washington is money.
Shocked he didn't get a td week 1 by brute force alone.

>>150861656
What do you mean anon, Tua is the same person he always was.

McDaniels hates women, and so do I. One of the most based HC to be in the game today.

>>150861688
He has a beautiful wife and kid

>>150861695
And that's why he's losing. Even he knows that. I can feel through the force that he's contemplating about divorcing her.

>>150861205
You were never on the float, but on a dolphin

1/3

The Bills have no idea about his energy...

>>150861709
I hate that fat fucking retard too you know he's not a dolphins fan.

>>150861415
>I've only done weed, cocaine, and mushrooms
Those are all gateway drugs. People try those drugs and say to themselves
>"people told me weed was dangerous yet it didn't ruin my life, so maybe they were lying about crack, meth, and heroin". Next thing you know the poor kid tries one of those harder drugs and his life is ruined.

the big 3 drugs feel similar to how you feel when you orgasm so trying to quit it is like telling a kid who learned how to masturbate to never jerk off again. Good luck with that. It is best to never learn.

>>150861713
2/3
Are you noticing

>>150861725
stop doing crack, anon

>>150861729
3/3
It's interesting, isn't it

>>150861415
You should try LSD. Significantly better than mushrooms imo

>>150861599
Buffalo doesn't lose to Miami.

>>150861759
How has LSD helped you?

>>150861646
Damn I wasn't aware of that actually
He just has that look about him

>>150860934
>It has a negative effect for males since some guys struggle getting hard.
You've never met a gay lol

>>150860707
>0-2
KWAB

>>150861807
About to be 0-3 lol

>>150861759
don't
>>150861748
i can't quit. once you learn how it feels you are fucked for life.
imagine the feeling you get when you have an orgasm but it's 10 times stronger and you can do it every 5 minutes.
>>150861782
like I said, it only impacts some males. A lot of them use dick rings to keep it up

"I've never felt entitled to this position and it's very important for me to spend all of my waking hours about um exactly how to um do my job and what and all the residual effects um of that are there's a lot of people affected. So yeah I won't spend one moment thinkg about all the things that um I don't know people uh whatever people want me to think about, I'm thinking about um this team and the and the Buffalo Bills here after I get done with this podium." - Mike McDaniel, Head Coach of the Miami Dolphins since 2022, in the NFL since 2005

Fraudminder

>>150861855
The anon who made this chart seemed like a shitposter but ended up being right.

>>150861855
Genuinely they might lose to the giants and jags and Danny dimes will heem them

>>150861775
Depends what you mean by "helped" but it's something I've taken probably 40-50 times in my life and I've almost always had a good trip. Twice I wigged out because I was drunk as fuck too so I don't recommend mixing with alcohol just take a tab or two without anything else. It's good for inspiration and can help people with relationship issues. I prefer taking it solo but have also dropped with mates and one ex. It's a very spiritual experience I usually listen to music and write a ton when I take it

>>150861855
I keep saying the Chiefs will have a worse record than the Phins and people think I'm joking. I'm not.

>>150861855
What's going to be the fallout if the Gnats beat the Chiefs today?

>>150861889
I can genuinely see the chiefs only winning 2 games

>>150861890
*Sunday
Whoopsie

>Tua in primetime
oh god no

>>150861906
Yep and the phins are cursed to 8-9/9-8 and doing nothing permanently kek

Prevent Victory Defense

Who is the new Ryan tannehill

>>150861890
So many funposts that 4chan has a server crash

>>150861890
Statmutt heems himself

>>150861807
>>150861828
>>150861855
>>150861023
A QB could win 6 straight Super Bowls and then have one down year and all you haters would be jumping on their grave as if it meant something. Sad.

>>150860691 (OP)
Thats just america in general.
Dont try to deflect

>>150861759
>>150861725
yea I don't have any desire to do anything else. Would turn it down when offered. I don't even do DUDE WEED anymore even though it is fully legal in my state now.

>>150861969
New season, new hate.

>>150861890
just wait until gayvens make it 0-4

>>150860707
Happy birthday patrick! you guys are off to a great start this season

>>150860807
The youngest starting qbs are mostly black. Mostly half black but still. We are stuck with black qbs now that everybody wants a Lamar or mobility. But black qbs in their prime don’t last as long or age as well as white qbs. They drop to backups. Russell Wilson being a notable exception at 36. Geno Smith is 34. Dak is 32 (and whiter than Mahomes). It will be interesting how Lamar and Hurts age, I think their play styles will end their careers early.

>>150861890
we focus on tanking no biggie

>>150861980
what a fucking CHAD
>bitch get off my seat

>>150861750
run the ball?

>>150860691 (OP)
I've never seen such attractive women look so unattractive

>>150861930
Anyone?

>>150862013
In this bussy

>>150861980
Chad ass sea lion

>>150862026
Well no one is really being paid to piss blood behind the notoriously bad oline of the phins right now despite being way overqualified for the job so... no one? Tua is a retard so he doesn't fit.

the bucaneers are on pace for an NFL record 93 injuries through the 2025 season (6.3 injuries per game)

>>150861890
wont happen you fucking idiot

Josh allen is gonna be balls deep in dolphin pussy tonight

>>150862062
well well well
hope that fluke wk1 win was worth it

>>150862069
kek you're going to have a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong season ending before the ploffs

>>150862062
Lets be honest mike evans will join the list soon

>>150862078
In their dussy

>>150862078
not his wife's pussy though kek she's claimed

>>150861989
>you guys are off to a great start this season
It unironically is. The league is now underestimating them.

IVE BEEN WAITING ALL DAY FOR THURSDAY NIGHT

>>150862120
no, that doesn't sound right.

Night game sucks, that is all.

>>150862120
WAITING ALL DAY FOR A BBC

>>150861969
Okay but do the Chiefs plan to win a game at some point this year or no

Night games suck, that is balls.

>>150862143
fraid not

how many turndaballovas tonight?

>>150860962
free if you supply the crank
t. a guy who's been around the block

kangz

>>150862170
0, he will sacrifice himself so that ross can fire grier AND mcdaniel AND the phins win.

>>150862132
>Night game
It's only night for your inferior timezone. I was east coast my entire life and now I'm on the pacific coast. Only by moving did I learn how cucked that timezone was. Enjoy having UFC and boxing events at 1am meanwhile we pacific time chads don't have to lose sleep.

We get the best sports shows as soon as we wake up whereas if you wake up early there isn't anything of value on at 6am.

>>150861973
He's gonna walk out with white lines under his nose

>>150862093
using the bengals strategy of having a terrible September hasn't worked for them in recent years. even they stopped doing that

>west coast brownoid is *STILL* seething about being brown and on the west coast days later
kek you love to see it

The teams with shit QB's are throwing the most.

>>150861969
its the same thing that makes it fun to root for the underdogs

>>150862204
Being behind does that to a team

>>150862140
Trip on, Temujin.

>>150862201
Enjoy watching your boxing, NBA, UFC, and NFL games starting at 10pm you bitch. Those games air at 5-6pm for us west coast chads. We don't lose any sleep.

>>150862228
No I don't think I will, seething brownoid.

>he watches boxing, nba, ufc, and nfl
holy shit that is the most brown thing posted in these threads and there are mahomes fans here.

>>150862232
>im not seething you’re seething!

>>150862247
yes glad you understand

>thursday night football
>also big brother double eviction night
damn...

>>150862190
It isn’t the best for work. You can get absolutely ass raped in your email before you even enter the office, because customers on the east coast have been working for hours before you were even out of bed.

>>150862243
>only blacks watch boxing
You're trying too hard to be one of us pajeet. You will never be one of us.

>>150860707
Yes, let's chronicle the exploits of the great Patrick Mahomes prior to age 30

Age 24: loses to Brady at home in the AFCCG

>>150862262
hey brownoid, boxing died in the 90s. hope this helps.

living on either coast is a very brown activity
I live in a Midwest town with no minorities and it’s great.
I would have to drive over an hour out of my way if I ever wanted to sully my presence with seeing a lesser.

day 259 of asking josh allen to impregnate my sister

>>150862262
this looks like some guy John wick would shoot in the face

>>150860707
Age 26: loses to Brady in the super Bowl. Scores zero offensive touchdowns. Blown right the fuck out

>>150862258
I usually watch TNA Impact Wrestling kino on thursdays but I guess I could watch the Phins beat the Bills instead.

>>150862272
We had a glorious week and a half of nearly no Mahomes vs. Brady posting…

>>150860707
Age 27: loses at home again to Joe Burrow and the Bengals

>>150862274
midwest sucks dick. worst weather, worst food, every state is flat and boring and most people are fat and retarded. but at least its still mostly white though, right?

>age: 30
>wife: fucking dogs

>>150862307
>EBT card holding hands typed this post

>>150862272
>forgot to mention Mahomes dominated him in that game

>>150862307
>every state is flat
You’ve never visited the midwest. Also, talking about food like that makes you sound like a serf who has never left Manhattan.

>>150860707
Age 29: blown out in the Super Bowl AGAIN but this time in even more humiliating fashion

>>150862328
based. Pic related is Iowa

>>150862272.............>>150862285.........................................>>150862305........................>>150862329.....................,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,.>>150862312

>>150860707
Age 30: sitting at 0-2, lase place in his division, 3 consecutive losses, averaging 1 TD pass per game

OH NO
NO
NO

>>150862307
I was visiting South Dakota last week and the western part of the state is beautiful. I can't say the same for eastern Wyoming though as that's 90% farmland

>>150862360
does hava nagila start playing when he enters rooms

>>150862328
yep, look at all these glorious mountains in the midwest

>>150862307
nah

>>150862363
wyoming is not the midwest bro

>>150862347
Makes sense that you would be most comfortable around the Himalayas. The people all look like you.

>>150862080
Shut the fuck up. Just shut the fuck up

The king will be crowned

>>150862380
Eastern Wyoming is basically an extension of Nebraska or Kansas, it's exactly like Eastern Colorado

>>150862274
which part of the midwest? the rust belt with all the drug addicts or the endless farmland full of old people and corn?

chef russ finna dab all over mcduffie's face and tummy

Does she really make Travis use the cuck curtain?

Indy kicker Spencer Shrader averages 16 points a game.
Texans average 14 pts.
Raiders average 14.5 pts.
Titans average 15 pts.
Those teams have >black qb's

>>150862373
The upper Midwest and Great Lakes Basin is the area of the US most impacted by the last glacial advance. There are large valleys, limestone deposits, small mountains in Michigan and northern Minnesota. Not to mention, there is an abundance of lakes and rivers. It also has some of the healthiest forest lands in the world. People who aren’t well traveled just default to saying it’s flat with corn.

>>150862305
so girl joe burrow is lana rhoades? interesting

You aren't ready for what's about to happen tonight

>>150862326
>less completions
>less yards
>fewer passing 1st downs
>fewer overall 1st downs
>half the time of possession
>less points aka he lost
>dominated

>>150862409
does anybody even know what that word means anymore?

I'm thinking about black dick again

>>150862376
>>150862360
>>150862329
>>150862305
You just dry snitched on yourself. You saw all the amazing accomplishments in this >>150860707 graphic and had a meltdown. No other QB would trigger you like this. Bradyfags know Mahomes is HIM and feel threatened.

>>150862373
finger lakes are labeled but not the great lakes. ahahahah

I’m currently thinking antisemtic thoughts

>>150862444
Based average 4chan poster

>>150862444
aww sheeeeeeeeeit

>>150862393
i think its way windier in wyoming

>>150862454
Based worthless pile of shit

>>150862425
t. somalia

>>150862454
Based reasonable level headed thinker

>>150862438
>>150862272
I don't know ball. Thank you for educating me that having a 117 passer rating is worse than having a 77 passer rating.

>>150862446
>0-2

>>150862466
>Based worthless pile of shit

>>150862444
VPN OFF KIWI

>>150862485
You are cattle

>>150862446
>muh

>>150862493
>You are cattle

>>150862507
is purdy playing this weekend

>>150862496
Nice try.

what if the dolphins win tonight bros

>>150862509
Nah

>>150862428
now now anon we can't be cocky about it
just because WE know the curse will kill the bills tonight doesn't mean we have to gloat.
Reminder: the phins will still be stuck with grier and mcdaniel.
>>150862515
fraid so

>>150862509
Are the Niners 0-2 right now?

>>150862507
Want to try again buddy?

We can do this forever. Mahomes stat mogs everyone.

>>150862512
Dodge this

QRD on this curse that’s going to make the bills lose tonight

God damnit. He’s back…

Hows my favorite player Jihad Campbell doing so far?

say what you will about DJ Mike McD, I'm gonna miss him when he is gone tomorrow

>>150862539
stadium is built on top of ancient burial ground
phins are spiritually cursed since marino on top of this for squandering him
phins are mentally cursed by being weak and soft
The best thing that can happen to the phins is them losing so the curse will bend reality and cause them to win so that grier and mcdaniel stay another season. Don't question the curse don't try to fight it.

Can I get a bussy report on this game?

Who are the zesty bucks we need to keep an eye on today? Any chance we see some sugar on the field??

>>150862509
Unlikely but he's been back at practice. This is likely the last week he misses. He might be the back up to Mac Jones or the emergency third quarterback this week.

>>150862550
does cuckolding play a role in the curse

>>150862507
>>150862496
>>150862538
Mahomes has the most TDs/yards per game in NFL history. The highest win rate. Most playoff wins, MVPs, titles, etc.....

He's at least 1 to 2 seasons ahead of the next best if you added in playoff stats.

>>150862545
don't worry I hear the chiefs want him as a WR

>>150862544
he's solid
nothing spectacular yet but it's only 2 games

>>150862479
Having more yards is better than having less yards

Having more completions is better than having less completions

Converting more first downs is better than converting less first downs

Having the ball for a longer amount of time is better than having the ball for a shorter amount of time

Scoring more points is better than scoring less points

Wining is better than losing

>>150862556
No Josh Allen it doesn't.

Friendly reminder, do not engage with the Mahomes pajeet, not reply to the Mahomes pajeet

>>150862572
It’s been so pleasant with him on vacation. It’s like there’s a fly in the room now.

>>150862572
anon please don't drink those, they have clumps of goo in them now

>>150862555
ok thanks. i guess its another week of jr. penix for my fantasy team

>>150862557
>muh pace

how much should i bet on the dolphins?

>>150862589
Your morgage

Little jamali somali

>>150862589
leverage every piece of property you have on it

>>150862589
1 Brazilian dollars

>>150862570
Okay, thank you for educating me. Is having 3 TDs and 0 INTs worse than having 1 TD and 2 INTs?

>>150862589
>betting on the Dolphins

>>150862589
don't bet on malik washington for a touchdown and maybe achane.
don't fall for tyreek td.

>>150862572
I know I shouldn't but he's so fucking retarded.
It's like someone wandering around shouting "2 plus 2 is five" and having to resist the urge to just scream NO IT'S 4 YOU FUKCING
MONGOLOID

>>150862589
About tree fiddy

>>150862602
should've been a , after the first bet.
I think the only thing you could really count on in the bills game tonight is josh allen will probably get a td, malike washington probably will as well, that is about it.

>>150862507
I'm not even a muttholmes fan but it's an unfair comparison because the nanners were absolutely stacked those years. Even Trey Lance could've put up those numbers. Purdy is so overrated, he does absolutely nothing special.

>>150862586
Brady didn't win an MVP in his 20s so even though he had more rings early, it's not like it's a complete win.

OFFICIAL /nfl/ POWER RANKINGS: WEEK 2 RESULTS
32 votes

1. (9.156) Philadelphia Eagles
2. (9.125) Buffalo Bills
3. (8.594) Baltimore Ravens
4. (8.406) Green Bay Packers
5. (7.625) Los Angeles Chargers
6. (7.094) Tampa Bay Buccaneers
7. (7.031) Los Angeles Rams
8. (6.875) Detroit Lions
9. (6.594) Indianapolis Colts
10. (6.065) Kansas City Chiefs
11. (5.813) San Francisco 49ers
12. (5.774) Seattle Seahawks
13. (5.625) Washington Commanders
14. (5.375) Denver Broncos
15. (5.063) Arizona Cardinals
16. (4.938) Pittsburgh Steelers
17. (4.871) Dallas Cowboys
18. (4.839) Atlanta Falcons
19. (4.625) Houston Texans
20. (4.563) Cincinnati Bengals
21. (4.125) Minnesota Vikings
22. (3.625) Las Vegas Raiders
23. (3.594) New England Patriots
24. (3.469) Jacksonville Jaguars
25. (2.839) New York Giants
26. (2.344) New York Jets
27. (2.281) Cleveland Browns
28. (2.156) New Orleans Saints
29. (2.094) Chicago Bears
30. (2.031) Tennessee Titans
31. (1.548) Carolina Panthers
32. (1.355) Miami Dolphins

>>150862621
kek mahomes is old

>>150862614
This anon knows ball.

why are there two trannies doing rankings?

bosa finna commit tua-cide tonight brother
go bills

>>150862614
>>150862636
go back to both india and preddit

>>150862629
reasonable

>blow out the worst team in the league
>need extreme luck to beat the Broncos
Maybe the Colts aren't that good actually

>>150862600
It's irrelevant if you score more points.

You see, the purpose of the offense is to score, and the team with the most points wins. If you throw for more touchdowns but still get outscored then you still lose. Which is why you do things like sustain drives, complete short passes, convert first downs and hand off to your RBs instead of just memechucking it down the field and statpadding.

You're learning a lot today. Your friends would be impressed with all your newfound football knowledge. If you had any.

>>150862650
why are there three trannies running the team

>>150862655
Delete that racist shit

I made 3 wagers on draft kings
>bet $1.79 on bills winning for a $2.00 winnings/ 21 cent profit
>bet 2 bucks on the score being more than 49.5, would get $3.78 in winnings/$1.78 profit

>also bet on dolphins winning; bet 1$ for a $6.75 winning/$5.75 profit

>>150862658
no no anon they are hot women the general wants to fuck

>>150862654
>playing awful and being carried by your team is only bad when you're not named Brady
Thanks for clarifying that.

>>150862658
because their crazy, alcoholic, billionaire father died

>>150862658
It's 2025

>>150862665
I don't say this to be rude but I think you may actually be retarded. Based tbqh

>>150862668
>hot women
the middle one literally looks like Jordon Hudson in 20 years but people on here call Hudson busted

>>150862668
They are attractive because they are rich and not fat

>>150862650
Irsay has 3 daughters?

>>150862645
I would hope so, you guys are the ones that decided it.

>>150862665
based and red pilled

Anyone else still working? I hate my life

I'm getting tired of the myth that is
>Defensive players aren't allowed to shove on the tush push
The only rule that says anything similar to that applies specifically to kicks and punts. I challenge ANYONE to find the rule within the official NFL rulebook that proves me wrong.

Has your team thrown a screen pass this year?
>chargers
no

>>150862700
Based Greg Roman zagging while the rest of the league zigs

>>150862451
Map was probably made by somebody from upstate NY

>>150862700
I get that the Eagles are "taking what they're given", but this is an unusual amount of screens for them. And they're usually bad screens (see: bubble) too. If the Eagles are going to throw screens, they really should throw slip screens and tunnel screens

>>150862679
they all three look like straight dudes in dresses, it shows just how fucking brown these generals are these days how many anons were lusting after them and not shitposting about it either.

Cowboys only have 4 wins left in this season

>>150862697
Get back in the cage. Somebody has to pay for our tendies and fries.

>>150862729
Fuck you dude, they are rich, they are football princesses, this brings their attractiveness up a lot.
Also
>claiming every woman you see is a tranny
This is projection

Why is nobody talking abou the Eagles vs Rams on Sunday?

>>150862739
Because it's not Sunday.

>>150862738
tranny say what?

>>150862726
They're getting blitzed a fuck ton. Chiefs blitzed them almost 2/3 of the time.

>>150862739
There's a game in 2 hours, that game isn't for like 70 hours

>>150862738
You will never be a human.>>150862741

>>150862700
My bears getting the ball out early like always

>>150861849
Tyreek is about to throw this guy down a stairwell

>>150862744
I've noticed that. What's good about that is the fact that Jalen isn't phased by it. in 2023 the Blitz would rattle the fuck out of him. He was much better last year but so far this year he looks poised and prepared when they send extra men his way.

haters and losers, BTFO

>>150862757
No he only beats on women. McDaniel is too "tough" for him kek
Hell McDaniel is almost the same height as him so he'd never do shit.

>>150862764
Josh Allen has to win the AFC to prove me wrong.

>>150862764
How can one man be so based?

praying for a career ending injury for tua tonight

>>150862764
The Bills should relocate to Toronto

Threadly reminder before the game tonight that Tua was abused as a child and has PTSD from his father beating on him and making him throw left handed by force:

>Galu Tagovailoa was a power-lifter who played defensive line.

>At 5-foot-9, he isn't a towering presence. And as a lefty, he was a rarity in his Hawaiian family. That bugged him until his son came along. When a young Tua Tagovailoa didn't deviate from the dominant genes in the family, dad stepped in.

>"You know," Galu Tagovailoa said well over a decade later, "I switched him to a left hander. But he's actually a right hander."

>To this day, Alabama's true freshman quarterback does everything but throw a football with his right arm. Dad just wanted another lefty to throw the ball when son was about three or four.

>It stuck.

>"It just became fluent and he just grew into it," Galu Tagovailoa told AL.com. "That's the crazy part about it. I never thought I could make him adapt to that. As we constantly kept putting the ball on his left hand, eventually he grew into throwing the ball with his left."

-----

>Back in 2018, during his time as a player for the Alabama Crimson Tide, Tua Tagovailoa shocked many when he openly disclosed in an ESPN interview that he had been disciplined by his father using a rather unconventional approach.

>“If I don’t perform well, perform the way I’m supposed to, I’m gonna get it after,” stated Tua. He further added, “Just know the belt was involved and other things were involved, as well”.

>Tua’s dad on the other hand had a blast confirming the awful behavior. He said, “I was tough. He can go 15-for-15 with four touchdowns, but when he throws a pick, it’s the worst game. It’s the worst game”.


Go phins!

LAST DIGIT IS HOW MANY TDS MY NIGGA TUA DABS ON THEM RAZORCAKES

>>150862760
It's just silly that retards are asking WHY THEY NO THROW FAR when legitimately 2/3 of their plays are blitz beating quick dump offs ffs. Running away from the heavy side of a blitz and quick passes are exactly what they should be doing.
And to be fair, Spags clearly adjusted from the owl when he mostly run blocked and sat back in coverage.

WAITIN ALL DAY FOR THURSDAY NIGHT
FRANK AND AL IN A TITLE FIGHT
MIKE MCDANIEL IS CREEPY
JOSH ALLENS GF IS TIGHT
WAITIN ALL DAY FOR THURSDAY NIGHT

>>150862764
I fucked Josh Allen's wife and he thanked me.
>>150862786
based.

>>150860707
>by age 30
AKA cherry-picked stats LOL

>>150862783
wrong.
I don’t think the NFL should expand globally, even if a few miles away

>>150862614
>If a guy puts up good numbers with good receivers and bad numbers with bad receivers than he was just a systembabby
>Mahomes has bad recievers now
>and his numbers are bad

Purdy has the same number of TD passes Mahomes does this year in half as many games btw. Also he actually won the game he started and Mahomes is 0-2 but whatever

>>150862800
No, you faggots need a team and Buffalo doesn't deserve a team.

these niggas warming up TWO HOURS before the game?

wtf

>>150862807
need to add JJ and Wentz now

>>150862804
>125x92

>>150862792
YOU TOOK MY HEART AND PUT IT IN YOUR BUSSAYYYYYYYYY

>>150862804
Mahomes has looked bad this year.

>>150862818
>(min 10 GP)

>>150862811
I agree with you that buffalo doesn't deserve a team but canada doesn't either. Give florida a 4th team and make the AFCFlorida division.

>>150862589
Bet it all. Keep us posted

>>150862804
Mahomes had no WRs in 2022 yet had the best season in NFL history. Now make a cope about JuJu and MVS being great WRs. Make me laugh.

Chiefs beat the 49ers in the owl. Get over it anon.

>>150862825
touche

>>150862816
they need to stretch their hammies

Mahomes is on pace to be the first NFL QB to go 0-17 after the age of 30

>>150862811
shut up fuck face, 1) Americans don't want to live in Canada. 2) Canada has their own football league that does well enough.

>>150862811
No, Toronto has a team called the Argonauts, and Buffalo deserves a team caller the Bills
this is very simple

>>150862807
>Grossman
I miss that little nigga like you wouldn't believe

>>150862836
do they have to do land acknowledgement before scoring a touch down lolbro

>>150862845
>we dedicate this game to the native people who built this land go vegan football

this kid on NFL network has cancer and is a dolphins fan literally just end it all senpai youre not gonna make it

>>150862798
If he retired tomorrow he ends his career with the 2nd most playoff wins, superbowl MVPs, and pass TDs of all time. Nothing cherry picked about that.

>>150860859
I came here to reveal the obvious script.
Miami 33
Bills 27

>>150862874
I said it the other day but it is cruel punishment to make a kid a dolphins fan like wtf are you doing to them? It is just wrong. I picked the phins as a kid it is my own damned fault I've been watching them over 35 years but don't put that voodoo on your youngins come on.

i'm getting nervous bros i think tua might accidentally kill himself today trying to save a drive

>>150862643
brown hands pretending to be a real white boy typed this
go bills

>>150862836
1) I don't give a fuck what they want 2) I don't give a shit about Canada or their traditions or whatever they value

>>150862892
kwab he's getting worked over here

fraudulent ring btw

>>150862905
That's not roughing the passer. The defender already had momentum.

>>150862892
Why would that make you nervous? Tua dies then Miami can finally look to rebuild.

>>150862896
saar pls you are too obvious picking the bills we know you worship cows

>>150862919
>tua dies but miami still has to payout his family for most of his deal
>family sues and makes even more money from the nfl
>nfl closes because of the bad press
>mahomes is forced to onlydogs

>>150862918
>A defensive player must not use his helmet against a passer who is in a defenseless posture—for example, (1) forcibly hitting the passer’s head or neck area with the helmet or facemask, even if the initial contact of the defender’s helmet or facemask is lower than the passer’s neck, and regardless of whether the defensive player also uses his arms to tackle the passer by encircling or grasping him

>>150862922
jeet projecting is going crazy rn

>>150862670
Last year Mahomes was 7th in yards, 9th in touchdowns and 9th in yards per game. He won games where the offense put up 17, 16, 19 (twice) 21 and 22 points. Including the postseason, they scored more than 30 points 3 times in 20 games.

He's a fucking defensebabby now and was repeatedly bailed out by Spagnuolo shutting down opposing offenses and Butker making clutch kicks. So what was that about being carried by the team again?

>still seething over the Super Bowl
I really hope it's just one 49ers fan doing this. He's behaving like a poverty franchise eagles fan. I thought niners were better than this.

>>150862932
HE GOTS DA FLU

The loins literally drafted the white Randy Moss

>>150862919
there's an entire org that needs to be replaced for miami to improve

>you have to be a 49ers fan to understand the refs gifted a ring to the queefs
meds

>>150862832
>the best season in NFL history

>>150862941
saar pls do not redeem the thread

>>150862942
Mahomes had a passer rating of 100 in the post season. To put that into context Brady only did it 4 times in his 20 years in the league. Burrow has never done it despite having two elite WR1s.

>>150862958
>a ring
uh

>>150862961
If Mahomes 2022 season isn't the best in NFL history name a better one:
[x] Won MVP
[x] Won Superbowl MVP
[x] Set the all time record of most total yards
[x] Led the league in TDs
[x] Led the league in yards
[x] Threw for over 5k passing yards

>>150862820
Why are you even trying to zoom in on the Kermit drinking tea meme? You want to read the label on the teabag or something?

yes, what DOES he know?

Buffalo wins 42-17 (14 points scored in garbage time after Tua gets cuntcussed)

>>150862976
MARK GET AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER

after watching hard knocks with bills im kinda turning into a bills fan ngl

>>150862976
i teabag'd your mother this morning

>>150862973
nah squirts gifted them LVII and their defense and special teams dominated the 49ers in LVIII

>>150860988
who has the better sad face: joshie or patty?

>>150862953
he clearly caught the ball and slid out of bounds,
the defender never even touched him, thus the clock should have immediately stopped. Why are Bears fans in so much denial over this play?

>>150862953
Isaac TeSlaa didn't drop a single pass in college and hasn't dropped a single pass in the NFL this far. His route running is going to take a while to improve he's quite rigid but he's going to be a great player in time

>>150862978
please do not post my bets to the public thanks
just because I understand the curse doesn't mean I should be put on blast like this.

>>150862986
after watching hard knocks I was reminded how fairweather and shit bills fans are (I get reminded just about every week because I live in Rochester)

>>150862976
u wot i can see the dimensions without clicking it dumbass

>>150862984
LEAVE ME ALONE MISTER MILKSHAKE JUST LET ME FUCK MY UGLY GOOK WIFE

>>150862990
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDcm4NoWIGs

Go Bills
Squish the Fish
Destroy the Dolphins

>>150862978
>Ywn have fuck you money to throw on the underdogs

>>150863006
kek
that show is such fucking absurd nonsense I kinda can't wait for the next season.

>>150862978
>what DOES he know?
The extremely high payout if he wins.

not sure if this is based or cringe

>>150863009
that is a norm macdonald tier bet

>>150862990
>>150863007
He's never had a bad season so it's impossible for him to feel bad.

>>150862978
He doesn't know shit. He's just a degenerate gambler who will be on the streets dead in a couple of years.

>>150863023
he feels bad every time his wife locks him out the bedroom

>>150862975
1994 Steve Young

[x] Won MVP
[x] Won Superbowl MVP
[x] Set the record for passer rating
[x] Set the all time for most touchdowns in the super bowl
[x] Beat the Aikman / Smith Cowboys in the NFCCG who were a better team than anyone Mahomes has ever had to play

>>150862515
Then we laugh at the bills chocking being -12.5 favorites

>>150863020
Can't wait to see him play for the Browns

Its really this simple.
>Kelce is good
>Mahomes good
>Kelce is bad
>Mahomes bad
Thus Mahomes is a fraud who's resume can be chalked up as being carried by his receivers.

>>150863035
>chocking

>>150863030
>Beat the Aikman
>Aikman
kek

>>150863028
Wtf is this real?

LETS GO BROS I BOUGHT THE CAKE MIX

>>150863042
this can't be refuted

ngl, he can't make it any worse

>>150863063
I would refute it by saying mahomes is always bad and owes the refs money

>>150863052
Yes actually, that webm predates AI

>>150863020
Pretty based, if you were going to drop out-of high school to drink and do drugs the 80s were probably the last era it was cool to do it. It was still "cool" in the 90s but that was all corporate driven rebellion and the drugs were a lot gayer.

>>150863030
The most TDs Aikman ever threw in a season is 23 which was bad by even his era's standards.

Not even Bradshaw was carried so blatantly.

projected standings ahead of week 3

>>150863057
>lol imma act like a big retard XD

god, i hate bills fans so fucking much

>>150863021
I like the story where he left the casino to throw his money in the ocean because he was just going to lose it anyways

>>150863040
your cowboy waifu always has a very cute face

>>150863043
>>150863065
>>150863063
Refute this bussy

>>150863079
>KC
>winning the division
lmfao

>>150863081
>but but we're heckin chunguses

>>150863042
I was going to say it's going to be real ugly once Kelce retires but honestly we might not have to wait that long. If Kelce is as washed as he looks right now the reality will set in sooner rather than later.

Seriously, if you look at Mahomes' highlight reels like 90% of it is just him running in circles while his o-line holds people until Kelce or Tyreek got wide open. He hasn't really had to do much tight window or anticipatory throws and I'm not sure he's all that good at it.

>>150863071
Webms didn't even exist when that movie came out though

>>150863064
FIRST CAM NEWTON NOW THIS
THANK GOD WE HAVE A MUTE BUTTON

>>150862845
>>150862864
>we dedicate this touchdown to the brave Mujahadeen fighters of Afghanistan

>>150863111
>*guards ur opium for u in ur path*

>>150863100
>He hasn't really had to do much tight window or anticipatory throws and I'm not sure he's all that good at it.

He's not. If he was he could elevate mediocre receivers but he doesn't do that.

>>150862978
For a guy making a few million a year, $27k is nothing.

>>150863090
I'm an Eagles fan so I have no love for the Chiefs, but you're delusional if you think they're not winning the division.

>>150862807
volumes

>>150863119
Chargers are better tho

>>150863117
>>150863100
He is really good at scrambling but we all know that wouldn't have worked out 20 years ago. Can you imagine him trying that prancing around the sideline shit with the Ray Lewis's of the NFL? He'd get his bussy blown open.

>>150863119
they'll be lucky to be above .500 by week 10

Refs are cowards and agents of satan. I will pray to jesus tonight our father in heaven, to help defeat the evil refs preventing my billies from being superbowl champions. That demon in human suit goodell will not win this year.

Is tonight a coach firing game?

>>150863134
i can hear this image

>hurr durr mommy Carlie Irsay

Real niggers want a real hag gilf like Sheila Ford

>>150863136
yes

Be honest, do we have a chance?

>>150863049
>>150863074
Not saying that Aikman was like a top 10 all time qb but that team he was on was a juggernaut. It's like the Bradshaw Steelers. It wasn't really about Bradshaw but he was one of the more recognizable faces on the team just because of the position. I also mentioned Emmitt Smith, I don't see any of you taking the piss out of the league's all-time leader in rushing touchdowns.

What do you want me to say, the Larry Allen Cowboys? The Charles Haley Cowboys?

>>150863126
>Chargers are better tho

>>150863096
i cant believe they bent the knee to cheeto hitler. democracy is fucking dead

>>150863096
kek, kys

>>150863127
>He is really good at scrambling

How does he do it

>>150863127
>>150863117
>>150863100
>>150863042
>>150863063
Can we stop the myth that Mahomes joined a team with a lot of weapons. He had 3 great seasons with Tyreek and Kelce and now he's had 5 seasons of the worst WR corps. Even Brady had it better than this, at least Belichick managed to always have a great defense around him, whereas Reid can't consistently give Mahomes a great offense. Let's ignore Kelce:
>2022
JuJu and MVS were the starters. JuJu was so bad he got benched by the Patriots and MVS was only productive in the post-season.
>2023
Toney and Skyy were the starters and the team had a historically bad drop rate. Rice was a rookie and didn't become a WR1 until later in the season.
>2024
They lost their WR1, WR2, RB1, and RB2. Worthy was a rookie and didn't become great until later in the season.
>2025
They lost their WR1 and WR2, the RB room is bottom of the league, and the TE room is too reliant on a 36 year old. Thorton has been their WR, the same guy who couldn't make it on the Patriots practice squad

>They took this TNF theme away from us
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncoTxI-DkxQ
Feels bad man

>150863162
FUN FACT: Mahomes joined in 2017 not in 2022.

>>150863164
what is this christmas bells shit

>>150863158
kek saved

>>150863170
The GOAT theme, you godless heathen.

>>150863137
Indeed brother. Come join us in the ceremonial chant. With taylor swift fading we will rise and the ronald mcdonald color team chiefs will go back to the pits of hell. Opressed men of color like josh allen will rise up once and for all.

>>150863136
yes but not the coach you think
>>150863145
the curse demands a sacrifice so that others my live

for me it's Sam Spence

>>150863162
0-2?

wait wait wait wait, why the fuck is MIAMI dolphins in group with the bills?

isn't bills literally at the border of canada in the north while miami is in the south

>>150863162
>2022-2023 carried by kelce looks good
>2024-2025 not carried by kelce looks like shit
receiver bab

>>150860707
>Achievements by age 30
>Irrelevant at 31
Sad!

>>150863195
why does it matter?

Miss you fitzmagic. Tua was a bitch and should've watched you play another year or two.

>>150863189
Mahomes is on pace to be the first QB to go 0-17 at the age of 30

Someone remind me, did Tom Brady ever start 0-2?

>>150863207
he truly is a record breaker!
also first 30 year old qb to have to ask his dog permission to fuck his wife

>>150863201
why aren't bills in AFC north?? what the fuck they should be playing patriots and giants and shit

>>150860691 (OP)
Must be the good crack

>Primetime game
>-12.5 Buffalo
Flex this bullshit to 4AM.

>>150863210
fraid no

>>150861013
All women are hookers lmao

>>150863195
ask grok

>>150863212
The AFC North is already full

>>150863189
bo looks like he could be charlie kirk's uncle

bald brown guy on the preshow on amazon working the crowd like he's in the wwe kek

>>150863225
let me ask the other way around, what the fuck is the dolphins doing in AFC east and not south?

you wish you were this fresh

>>150863189
Bo Nix is spiritually 1-1. He didn't earn that week 1 win.

>>150863005
But the question remains of why it being small is a problem for that particular image since there's no need to ever enlarge it

>>150863243
THE AFC SOUTH IS ALREADY FULL, ANON

>>150863243
those are all east you fucking asshole. we have states bigger than your country. dont question us.

>>150863248
He's also literally 1-1 so there's that

The Eagles are spiritually 0-2

new thread

>>150863271
>>150863271

>>150863271
>>150863271

Bo Nix is 1-9 against teams above .500

>>150863255
>>150863257
makes no fucking sense

>>150863247
Well la di dah Mr Park Avenue manicure

>>150863207
On pace for 17 td passes also

>old bills retard cooks food in toilets and toolboxes and shit on a pinto
.....yeah go buffalo

>>150863259
>He's also literally 1-1 so there's that
Oh lol, I thought they were 2-0. Shows how little fucks I care about them. In the past I would watch divisional opponent games instead of my own team due to how worried I was about winning the division, now I can't even be bothered to google their record. We have no rivals in the AFC.

>>150863282
I bets he gots them gucci loafers too

>>150863316
why did the anime retard light the filter on fire?

>>150863336
Because she wants her to feel pain, not pleasure.

>>150863384
but wouldn't it be better to light the cig on the right end and burn her with the coal?

My billies :)
*body slams into a table*

>>150860691 (OP)
Fuck I wish I could be in buffalo right now