Thread 150866922

GOAT edition

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Jays

stros

doyers

>>150866922 (OP)
>22
blessed thread

>>150866922 (OP)
>22
nice digits

Faggots

>>150866922 (OP)
Verlander had a bettet career

I think my DOYERS should secure some more wins!

>>150866922 (OP)
as fate would have it...

jays are gonna choke arent they

>>150866922 (OP)
Doyers

>>150867036
the AL is weak af. they'll cruise to the WS.

>>150866922 (OP)
>22
Ironic. That’s the team that Kershaw complained about constantly.

>>150866922 (OP)
>22
hello, based department?

>>150866922 (OP)
F

Mets

You don't call a strike on that., Ump!

monkey bats

the brewers must be paying a fortune to have a roster better than the cubs, right?

PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT

>>150866922 (OP)
Here's a truck for Kershaw. Not a Dodgers fan, and I especially hope the Mariners sweep them out of Seattle next weekend. However, I love, love, love baseball history and he was an exceptional pitcher, even with all of those playoff chokes. We had so much fun on here in those years.

>>150867270
keep your truck

>>150867247
The game ended hours ago

>>150867270
based

>>150867223
brewers have a bunch of good guys on rookie contracts. it's not completely fair to compare

does anyone have the webm of kersh trying to eat a baseball?

I’m watching family feud in the background while I cook and one of the families is called the Snead family. Gave me a bit of a chuckle.

poopoopeepeecacadoodoopoodres

>>150867339
it was posted near the end of the last thread

>>150867341
You ready for this series tomorrow? I can't believe we're tied after this crazy season, right as we're about to play.

>>150867339
>webm of kersh trying to eat a baseball?
you mean the one where he's kissing it and whispering sweet nothings to?

ilyebapvr

>>150867373
thanks

>>150867346
rent free

>>150867339
he was practicing tongue punching his bfs fartbox

he should keep playing

>>150867447
god i miss my brazilian tranny ex

yammy's struggling

Yamamoto won't get to 7 innings at this rate.

>>150867510
you should call him

I miss this Kershaw

>>150867532
>him
try again chud

Who will take Kershaw's spot now?

I'm depressed he's retiring.

>>150867766
ohtani

>>150867766
Skenes, with 98% of his contract deferred

what the FUCK is grandpa Orel talking about now

the greatest #22

>>150867811
he loves LA so it's possible! is he a FA next year?

>>150867393
Yeah I’m excited. Win or lose it’s been a fun September

>>150867811
>Skenes with the Dodgers' pitching and conditioning coaches
how many starts before TJ?

>>150867844
literally no ass

tf is this strike zone

>>150866922 (OP)
Pedro is the GOAT. Kershaw is barely in the top-10

>>150867766
skubal

>>150868049
CK better. lower career era and whip

>designated bunter
>will not stop getting hits

rortvedt is carrying the dodgers

THE LACES WERE IN!!!!!!!!!!!

Max Fried will be winning the Cy Young, the writers will ignore his blister injury.

>>150867005
verlander was flat out betta

>>150868049
ur a fagit lol

>yams on the mound
>no run support
name a more iconic duo

rortie:)

how did the Doyers get Rort

>rags apparently have the most homosexual name for their rookie call ups
>”the little rascals”
the gayest name I could possibly think of. why are the rags like this?

japanese better than korean

>>150868425
part of the 3 way deal with the Reds. Dodgers won that trade.
> Tampa Bay Rays traded RHP Paul Gervase, LHP Adam Serwinowski and C Ben Rortvedt to Los Angeles Dodgers for 1B Hunter Feduccia.

>one more post season choke
would be hilarious ngl

SCORE A RUN YOU BUMS

I think the dodgers should score some runs

can they give yamamoto some damn run support? He should chimp out. Or at least let him bat. its unreal how incompetent this team is

Let's go, Mariners.

Rortvedt mindraping Gilbert with his telekinesis

>>150868631
wtf i love whores now

webb has to be the worst 'ace' in the country, can barely throw 95 mph and has to constantly rely on getting ground balls because all he throws is junk glad hes not on my team

>>150866922 (OP)
F
Probably the best pitcher I've ever seen

>>150868685
reminds me of Derrick Lowe

so does Logan Webb also get no run support?

Say hello to the Dodgers new minor league (A) team! The Ontario Tower Buzzers. They'll be settling into a new 100M sports complex. The Quakes will be returning to the Angels and the 66ers will be going to the Mariners (rip da modesto nuts).

>>150868685
>noooooo you can’t just pitch to contact
that’s what you sound like rn

>>150867766
Dylan Cease

>6th inning and yamamotosan still doesn't have run support
no...

>>150868685
groundball pitchers are based, look at the pitch count vs yamamoto

>>150868685
No you can't just throw sinkers when you play in the marine layer to get ground balls because you just can't okay!

>>150868750
not with Andy on the team

6 walks in 5 innings is unacceptable in the big leagues

You need bare balls

>bullpen warming up
it's over.

>100 pitches and allows his first hit
>PULL HIM NOW
>100 pitches and walks his 10th guy
>leave him in
I'd like to see these autistic friedman flowcharts

fuck

yams with another good showing

Assless chapman

someone show the stats of ohtani when yama is pitching, i swear he throws on purpose to keep him the top jap

yams been good though

Great game Yamamoto
1-2-3!

>>150868840
it really do be kind of impressive that he's scoreless with 6 walks

Why don't we just call it a tie, hit the stalls, and suck each other off?

is this the most boring game of the season both teams only have 1 hit and no ones hit a home run

>>150868932
go giants!

>>150868685
>67 pitches thru 5
I don't know, that seems pretty good

>>150868932
Because this a dodger game and not a braves game

>>150868935
pitchers duel, chud

>>150868883
Fucking love this webbum

>>150868956
finger each other then?

>>150866922 (OP)
>The last of the multiple entries
We all agree it would be the funniest thing ever if he just tanks the dodgers post season chances one last time and then retires, right?

>>150868935
pitchers duels are based

>>150868685
check out who's #3 on the strikeout leaders list

>>150868946
he only have 4 strike outs though so that means hes getting lucky on where hitters are hitting the ball it doesn't mean hes actually a good pitcher

miggy-ro

Cmon Doggies!

A HIT!

A Webb on the bump is worth two Yams on the hill

>>150868969
schadenfreude is bad for you

???

>bunting
cuck

>designated bunter
>unproductive bunt

doubletani

>>150868980
he's got a worse WHIP that fucking tanner scott, do you think tanner scott is a good pitcher??

GOhtani

>hanging sweeper
Webb got lucky that didn't end up in the seats

doubletani

come on mookie its up to you now

>dropped the ball
kwab

My Jints :(

Ok Bailey fucked that up

KEK

arent catchers supposed to be good at catching the ball?

>>150869025
He has more strikeouts than Yams on the hill tho so your point is retarded and gay and you should shut up

doyers on the board!

don't get in benny biceps way

Come on Jints

Doyers on the board

Webb kinda looks like a chunkier Jesse Plemons

gold glove guy never had it

fweddie :3

FREDDIE :)

freddie:)

fweddie :3

>>150869071
Look at her go!

vagiantbros...

max muncy is fat

mad max

Muncy sucks

this is why nobody posts in muncy threads

>>150869102
fuck you

insane fucking catch

damn it

damn, nice defensive play

we all love max muncy

nice snag and throw from Adames there

slow ass teo

thank you willy

>>150869126
fat

>>150869126
speak for yourself, asshole.

>copekek
it's over

Will the Dodgers bullpen hold on?

>3 more innings of dodger relievers
we're not gonna make it...

Here we go

We're so cooked

>Kopech already blowing it
I'm tired of this same shit every game.

>kopkek already melting down
he got at least 1 out before doing this last time... 2.14 WHIP over his last 7 btw. FUCK

>>150869158
I'd say it's not looking amazing right now

this shit is so predictable that it's just pathetic at this point

BLOW
PEN

Doyers you know the rule. Padres lose, you lose :)

well it was fun for half an inning guys

Someone rip that nose ring out.

why does that fag have a nose ring?

what's this?

may as well give Roki a shot in the pen at this point. it can't really get any worse.

uh oh doo...

>>150869205
it would be extremely painful

>>150869194
yeah

>BlaQ
It’s fucking over

>>150869212
he seems inexperienced to be in high leverage situations. i'm not sure he can deal with the pressure.

>>150869156
there are so many bumgarners in his hometown he actually dated a girl named madison bumgarner

>>150869222
for sneed

>>150869231
neither can any of these other bums

Is this going to be another Kopkek gets bailed out from having his ERA raped again?

>>150869231
can he throw strikes?

>trannyine
It's over

this cartoon strip is still relevant

>>150869239
>>150869246
true, tanner and treinen can't find strike zones and when they do it's too damn hittable

time to introduce the world to relievertani

>>150869244
I doubt it

c'mon chud if you can't do it for the team or the fans do it for Charlie

DA BLOWNPEN DOES IT AGAIN!!!

Mariners. For better or worse, it'll always simply be my Mariners. I'm nervous Mariners nation.

>treinen
>doesn't even try

There's gonna be a salami isn't there

ENTER

DEVERS ASSAULTING OUR BROADCASTERS. AIIIIIEEEEE MAKE IT STOP!

I don't get why you guys are so mad, having a bad bullpen but good hitters makes the games way more exciting this game was fucking boring before the bullpen got in there

BALL IN THE BOOTH

doyerpacos kek

based Treinen, make those LA libs seethe for kirk

that ball to the broadcast booth was slick

kek doggie doos

Walked one in!

That was a strike

why dont people throw dildos on the field at mlb games?

My Jintsies on the board

holy fuck lmao

>>150869279
entertainment purposes

simply epic

>>150869212
if he can throw 100 over the plate and still has the splitter its all they need

missed by one micron, chud.

kek doggiedoos

FFFFFFFFFU-

we unironically need Brock Stewart back. Henriquez, Wrobo and Casparius are also better options at this point.

Run goes to Kopech btw.

Call it a strike. The padres lost. The dodgers must lose too

>>150869292
They're in the locker room

Holy fucking umpball!

Umpires doing everything to keep the vagiants in the game, as usual

makeup call

>Another full count
kek

lol this ump

move Kershaw into the pen also for the postseason

GOT THAT BOY BOUNCIN' IN THE BOX!

You never walk away from the plate before the ump calls it.

if not for the umps the dodgers would be winning this game 12-0

DON'T NOBODY WIN 'LESS I SAY SO

we love our umps here

Chap Mattman is a CHOKER

two more innings of this circus too lol

BEHEAD ALL FUCKING UMPS

>strikeout with bases loaded
That's the Matt Chapman I remember from the Jays

UH JINTS?

>1 hit
>10 walks
>only one run scored

Umps hosed those last two batters.

I want to see an ejection before the end of the game

The blowpen walking 4 and making it out alive against the bottom of the order is like winning the world series to me

fuck you kopechtreinenyatesscott

Two more innings of this shit.

walking in only one run is unironically like winning the world series to us doyerpacos

>vagiants
doyers and umps are literally giving you the game

Treinen

Close this fucking game Doyers!

>>150869359
more than that, all game. for both teams.

Is Treinen an ICE agent?

>>150869368
>umps
how

inb4 123 doggy inning

>>150869375
can't be, he keeps giving free passes

>>150869373
Just remembered the Mets are having to root for the dodgers because giants are two games back kek

>crapple tv game tomorrow
shit, time to bring the good ol radio upstairs and use vipbox

>>150869370
most of these are garbage but they nailed some of the pitchers

>>150869390
feelsbadman.jpg

Ah, so Conforto struck out.

>>150869392
got the previous one?

>>150869391
I dont know a single person who has apple tv, what do people even watch on it?

>>150869392
roblox yams is kino

>>150869402
>nicknamed the autism creature

>no insurance runs
Grim

D O Y E R S
O
Y
E
R
S

>>150869402
I look like this.

>>150869411
appletv has a fuckton of award-winning shows I don't give a shit about

was playing the new skate game hows the game so far

>>150869411
Ted Lasso is the only show I can think of from crappletv
They also show every mlels game but that's behind yet another paywall

>>150869392
I like how shit the glasnow one is but still looks like him
dreyer is my favorite

Yeah, the dodgers are gonna lose this

giants should be more pissed about run support

>>150869411
severance and the studio are bretty popular

>>150869392
Bro they fucked up Edman lmao look at the top of his head! Look at his lips! There are some pretty damn good ones though.

>>150869427
the umps are fucking everyone in sight but you know what the story looks like if you just read doyerfag posts

>>150869428
>The show follows Ted Lasso, an American college football coach who is hired to coach an English soccer

yeah thats a pass

>>150869429
why is shohei crying? :(

>>150869429
>uohtani

>>150869429
i swear i thought gavin stone was white...

>>150869427
There's a new one? I only remember playing a demo of the original on PS3.

>>150869392

>hyeseong kim
>dave roberts

>>150869447
He bet the over

umps fucking over my dodgers..

>>150869455
obscene that I have more conference in him than Kopech Treinen or Scott

>>150869392
I'm pretty sure that Snell is actually Schwarber

>>150869429
pages surprisingly accurate
>kopech
lol

>>150869468
what kind of conferences you have with him

>>150869442
ahh sasuga
>>150869454
yea its not bad. cartoony and f2p but if you wanna just sesh and bounce its pretty sweet

Giants have 10 walks and only 1 hit tonight

>>150869484
have mercy I'm using an on screen keyboard with autofill

Banda got his shit together. Gonna be leaning on him.

>>150869455
vtumor confirmed a faggot

>Hunter Greene is the nastiest pitcher in /mlb/, and there is not a close second, but he's made of GLASS.

How much do you pay him???

You know it’s hard times when Banda is the best reliever in the bp

we need some insurance runs

>>150869490
kek just ducking with you

It's going to be scott in the 9th, isn't it

>>150869491
he's been consistent at least

I think the dodgers should lose this game for entertainment purposes.

>>150869496
a starter that relies that much on his 100mph fastball is always going to be made of glass

>>150869498
I think it's Henriquez. maybe have to unleash him and take our chances with him

>>150869515
And let the giants close the distance between them and the Mets. Good idea

>>150869496
Stupid line vs the cubbies tonight

9 IP
0 ER
9 K
1 H
1 BB
109 Pitches

Too bad who bails whenever his pussy hurts. He's a top 2 pitcher on the planet when he cares.

OHTANISAN DAISUKI

>Double Double
Nice.

doubletani

>>150869516
He doesn't have arm, shoulder, or elbow issues. It's literally always a groin, glute, hami, or whatever. Sometimes we don't even know what it is and he just says he doesn't feel right. Generational talent pitcher that seemingly looks for reasons not to pitch. This is our life as Reds fans.

>roid sux
>doggie doos

>>150869505
getting comfortable with it. not sure yet if I should stick with or just buy a new pig

>>150869496
>free agent after his 29 year old season
6 years, 25 million AAV if he's playing up to his potential. 3 years, 18 million AAV if he's staying healthy but struggling.

>>150869534
SoCal boy should be on a Cali team anyway

>no insurance run
Yeah it’s over

Today I will remind them

Vesia come on man

>9th inning
>1 run
I don't want to deal with this

freddie :(

>>150869556
blow gays to the right

Vesia is good in these situations. I don't get the same anxiety I get with Vesia the way I get with a 4 run lead when Treinen or Tanner are pitching.

>>150869523
entertaining though you must admit

>>150869552
>made of glass
dodgers overpay it is

3 outs

If the Reds make the playoffs Hunter Greene is perhaps the best ACE in the NL bracket. His stuff is otherworldly, and it's not just the fastball (which is borderline unhittable).

The Jints have only got one hit this game?!

no... anything but the blowpen...

last outs of the game, can't hold anything back now

>>150869577
they should go to tanner scott

>Jints have 1 hit
>might win anyway
what is this shit timeline the Dodgers have been on lately

we're going to extras

On his complete game 1 hitter tonight, Hunter Greene dialed it up to 102 on his 107th pitch of the night. He's literally a young Verlander if Verlander were a pussy who got hurt all the time.

vesias solid, we got this easy

Fuck these umps

ABS is going to revolutionize late innings MLB baseball

2 more outs

GAME TYING HOMERUN

Koss more like Loss

>>150869585
tard stats girl was on it

HOLY SHIT HOMER

1 more out

GRAND SLAM HOLY SHIT

>>150869592
it will change everything. no more adjusting to a wonky zone from pitchers and hitters from the beginning of a game.

jintsbros.....

his stuff is so good

grads

DOYERS WIN LFG

Brutal game for the Jints offense

>>150869573
between him, yamamoto, snell, cris sanchez i guess?

bats are back to ice cold. GG dodgers

>>150869607
He's equally a workhorse and a pussy. What do we even call that?

>my Jints :(
gg doyers

>>150869576
last series the dbacks pitched 10+ consecutive no-hit innings against us (split across 2 games)
that's just how we do shit these days

these niggas almost got no-hit kek

I can sleep happy.

Doyers won that game
gg jints cya tomorrow
Magic number to clinch the division is now 6, playoffs is 1.

GG vagiants. See you tomorrow.

gg Jints see you tomorrow

GG Jints
At least you got 10 walks tonight

dodgers win!

>Doyers win
ARRRRIBAAAAA

gg vagiants
see you tomorrow, I'll be there in the bleachers with the pacos

>>150869621
>game
Where you been all season?

gg doyers, beat you tomorrow

Fuck I've seen Kershaw's whole career from high school till now and now he's retiring. I'm 29 and going to die one day.

>>150869613
The strikezone still changes from batter to batter, so there will still be an adjustment. There just won't be as much inconsistency anymore.

big bro you were supposed to lose today with us :(

Doyers won that game, by the way

Yeah I dont think my Padres can catch up now. Congrats on another division title doyers. Dont know why I thought we had a chance lol

Did you guys see my Doyers win?

when is kershaws last game btw

the bearieposter was unhinged, he was literally copying and pasting posts across both threads, actual schizo discord tranny behavior.

the bearieposter was unhinged, he was literally copying and pasting posts across both threads, actual schizo discord tranny behavior.

>>150869651
Tomorrow.

>>150869651
whens their first series of the playoffs?

>>150869657
oh shit

>>150869643
>>150869651
Tomorrow

>>150869620
fuck you, die

>>150869661
He probably won't pitch in Seattle then

sex with kirsten

>>150869643
It sucks. at least he was decent most of the season I guess. I still would rather see him keep going until the wheels come off completely.

>>150869666
I think you should get some sleep!

>>150869661
Damn dude this is gonna hurt huh?

>>150869671
I could get behind this

>>150869649
weird season. no one played like they really wanted it.

I hear the Gayborhood has a place with a cockmeat cheesesteak and their favorite customer is some Argentinian guy named Alejandro Esposito

is yams learning english?

>>150869689
Don’t mention that sperg. He wasn’t here all day and today was a good day

>>150869689
he really thought he would lay waste to this place didn't he

>>150869698
he's hiding his power level. so he probably has some understanding but is still to shy to speak english publically

existential dread is always based but when it's clayton kershaw-induced it just makes perfect sense

6 walks with no runs is more credit to the defense, isn't it?

>>150869687
Yeah just frustrating to see because there would always be these opportunities to close the gap but they would just fail spectacularly lol

>>150869705
just be glad you got to experience it and he did it all on the Dodgers

good night baseball

God Abby is dayum cute

Them shades ^_^

>>150869669
I think it’s already been confirmed it’s his last regular season start. Probably for the best because he’ll get lit up in Seattle

I cant wait for the playoffs /b/ros.

>>150868049
>>150868166
>>150868349

>>150869751
doyer legend Pedro Martinez

>>150869745
hasn't been confirmed, only that it's his last regular season start at dodger stadium

>>150869762
Ma man

>Kershaw's last home will be on Apple TV
Fuck

>>150869751
cool story bro. they're both legends.

wow, Kershaw and Pedro have identical ERA+s

Pedro is obviously better because he's not a historically bad playoff choker but I still think that's pretty neat

>>150869797
Aw don't choose to be mad fellow dodger desu

>>150869800
I gotta give Pedro the edge for doing that at Fenway. I mean holy shit

>>150868166
ck's dead bro and the only result was jimmy kimmel going on vacation for a while

My Doyers won btw

it's not only ERA+. They're very close in other stuff

>IP
Pedro 2827
Kersh 2844
>SO
Pedro 3154
Kersh 3039
>K%
Pedro 27.7
Kersh 27.1
>BB%
Pedro 6.7
Kersh 6.3
>Cy Young
Pedro 3
Kersh 3
>ERA titles
Pedro 5
Kersh 5
>Pitching Triple Crown
Pedro 1
Kersh 1

>>150869812
he also played in the peak roid era

>>150866922 (OP)
why does this playoff choker get to be let into the hall of fame?

>>150869839
Post your shit team and ill tell you why

>>150869812
also when guys were juicing

>>150869843
they never do

>>150869830
shame Pedro didn't win MVP for his 2000 season

>>150869855
99...because some hack decided to leave him completely off the ballot

2000 he was arguably better

>>150869860
he shoulda won both years

>>150869860
I was a newfag but he lead the league in war both of those seasons. also those hitting stats are such a joke lol, bring back roids plz

>>150869392
For me, it's Dave Roberts

Kershaw, Verlander, Greinke, Scherzer. I consider them the best pitchers of the last generation, around 15 years. am I forgetting anyone?

Doggies get the W

>>150869886
Ryback

>>150869886
Chris Sale

>>150869886
Kenley Jansen

>>150869886
Trevor Bauer

>>150869843
kek seething doyerpaco

>>150869830
pedro probably has a slight edge but yeah trying to compare the two is splitting hairs imo. it has no bearing on his stats but sticking with one team for his entire career is also a rare thing.

>>150869892
yeah Sale would probably be the last one. Maybe deGrom too. Cole idk

>10 walks
>1 hit
>1 run
Bob Melvin has to be fired after this season right?

>>150869902
Lmao fag

>>150869886
all the position players with 0.00 eras

>Kershaw announces his retirement
>instead of reflecting on his career let's use this moment to discuss someone who retired over 15 years ago instead
you faggots never change

can we make it through a whole nu without any deleted posts?

>>150869957
Oh how dare we talk about how 2 Hall of Famers have similar career numbers and both were Dodgers. Shave your pubebeard

>>150869957
at least it's baseball related desu

>>150869962
I saw both of their careers in their entirety newfag neckbeard

>>150869957
It’s /mlb/ not /multiple entries/
Hope this helps!

>>150866939
Why isn’t this Kershaw related?
>>150866962
Why isn’t this Kershaw related
>>150867004
Why isn’t this Kershaw related
>>150867005
Why isn’t this Kershaw related
>>150867036
Why isn’t this Kershaw related
>>150867070
Why isn’t this Kershaw related
>>150867110
Why isn’t this Kershaw related
>>150867145
Why isn’t this Kershaw related

Hope this helps!

Honestly, has there even been a player in sports who was allowed to have so many /multiple entries/?
Like at some point most other players just wouldn't be given the opportunity to choke anymore like he did. The fact he put himself in a position to choke for a decade plus is impressive tbqhfam

>>150866922 (OP)
based

Are you guys literally talking about something other than famed playoff choke artist Clayton Kershaw? HOW DARE YOU HOW ABSOLUTELY DARE YOU

7>3

I'm having trouble framing my baseball-related post in a Clayton Kershaw context so I'll just wait until tomorrow

how dare you call out /nu/?

How we feeling tonight Metsbros?

>>150869025
Dumb zoomer retard

>>150869991
By age 29?

that funky muncy

I cant wait for the playoffs bros, I love hanging on to every single pitch

I haven’t been watching for awhile. How are the Dodgers looking?

>>150870314
wild card round exits so we'll probably not get a final entry sadly

can we haz campy now?

>>150870319
we're running it back fool

>>150870328
lol

meme loooool!!!

o kek

>>150870326
a fucking small dog

Rolling for kershart to get bood off the field in the third inning

>>150870326
F

>>150870326
my wawas!!!

I feel bad for volpe

>>150869886
Jacob DeGrom
Felix Hernandez

>>150871032
Felix didn't even win a pennant

>>150869886
Recker

>>150871032
Based

gm

>>150867036
they made it through the rays without getting nuked and next time they play them at home
they'll be ok

>>150872409
gm

Cubbienu in a few

>>150872791
cubs lost

>>150872807
I got another 4 letter word for ya

>>150872857
okay i am waiting

>>150872878
I just need some more time

Let’s all just wait and see

It could go one way or the other

>>150872878
pfma

>>150872878
pfma

few in a nu

I think nu SUCKS

gm mariners nation

Use this image for nu bakerspiefren

We got nu
>>150873464