Thread 150870051

Geelong vs Hawthorn - MCG 7:40pm

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We're heading for a Brisbane vs Hawthorn granny and you know it.

Food, footy and wanking are the only things that keep me going bros

i dont want either team to win tonight

>>150870055
name? angela pink isn't coming up in google

imagine this scenario. dangerfield is water skiing. he is wearing a life jacket. he falls off his skiis. he is in the water bobbing up and down like a buoy. you come along in your speed boat and run right over his fucking head lol.

What the FUCK is wrong with youse

>>150870066
i warned you

if you ever are unfortunate enough to see me in the street, it will be the last thing you see.

i can't even watch tonight because mumberg will command the telly for better homes and gardens again
lucky me

went for a walk before and a kid in a ski mask on a scooter called me a itchbay and laughed in my face

>>150870085
front moggy's finna claw your eyes out when you go to sleep

>>150870055
name??

>>150870085
>Put a blanket on the bed so cat fur doesn't end up everywhere on your quilt
>One cat doesn't sleep on it

>>150870060
>>150870088
Angela Mic?

HEAVE HO UNNA

>>150870089
>cat dosn't do what you want cat to do
welcome to cat ownership

>>150870093
bro plz stop ur gonna get me fired

just got out of the nut house lads

>>150870097
Yeah, I posted that specifically because it was so relatable. Miss having a cat.

>>150870093
imagine going to a funeral like that

>>150870085
Kek the cats dont give a fuck

what do you reckon limmy's net worth is

What's your least preferred Grand Final Day match up?

>>150870119
brisbane hawks

angela white would be perfect if she lost some weight

>>150870121
Yep agree

>>150870119
gold coast v fremantle

>>150870122
I vehemently disagree

>>150870121
That's my most preferred desu senpai

>>150870119
Geelong/Brisbane

>>150870122
Terrible opinion.

does anyone remember their first ever 4chan post, i am sad that i don't have memories of it.
but if i was too guess i think it was on fit back in 2013

>>150870139
it was on /b/

>>150870139
Yes, but it's so stupid that it's not worth mentioning, it was on /tv/

>>150870128
you are a virgin so your opinion on women doesn't really count for much

>>150870119
anything with Collingwood

>>150870139
yeah mine was saying something about killing whoever has my first post on 4chan archived

>>150870137
i can smell this webm

>>150870141
that's pretty common, was this before b was full of pedos?

>>150870150
hasnt it always been

>>150870144
I'm literally in the same room as my misso right now, mate

>>150870152
not before the freemansasio rocked up

>>150870149
Describe the aroma

I can't wait for the footy to be over this year so I can get away from you lot

*bangs hammer*

>>150870154
must be a big room

>>150870158
leave now you dumb cunt. what are you waiting for? some enlightened posts about footy? lol you fucking dropkick.

>accidentally(*) hits thumb
>goes on a 6 hour smoke break

>>150870158
Let's be honest, you'll miss us.

imagine getting sucked into class warfare lol

must suck being poor and or a wagie

>>150870167
wtf i'm a tradie now

my entire world view is shaped by youtubers, tiktokers and twitch streamers.

What was your opinion on Silksong? Was a bit too frustrating to be fun imo.

>>150870183
name 5

>>150870187
Adelaide leading the way in this country again. Full of innovative ideas people Adelaide is. The game is amazing

do any of you guys invest?

>>150870198
speed kai adin clix lacy

>>150870210
I lose money trying. Does that count?

>>150870210
No, I don't have the spare money to gamble. Investing in a rich man's luxury

adelaide > melbourne
t. doesn't live in either

>>150870217
>in
is*

>>150870198
>Hasan Piker
>Destiny
>Dean Withers
>Vaush
>Friendlyjordies
go swans btw

>>150870217
same
*spends $80 on uberslop, $110 on premix jim beam and $300 goombling in one arvo*

>>150870055
Of course, they're the only two teams left that have been consistently strong all year.

>>150870239
crisp average person complaining about "the cost of living"

>West Coast's offer to Brandon Starcevich could be as high as $900k over 6 years
What the fuck? West Coast will be paying Starcevich more than Brisbane will be paying Allen?

>>150870119
Geelong/Collingwood

>>150870198
angel polikarpova
brooke marsden
arina mirova
lifewithmak
destinyyyyx3

would anyone care if you died tonight

Why do people reply to the reply or your mother will die in her sleep posts, is it just for the meme or are they really scared their mum will die (in her sleep)

>>150870210
I invest heavily in Dan's

whats that dance song with the kazoo in it

>>150870248
>6 years
they're not that daft. $900k frontloaded i believe though. they're nowhere near the cap floor right now

>>150870278
based ccp

>>150870273
i ignore them because i saved an image of a dog or something years ago that made me immune to posts like this forever

>>150870273
people are superstitious due to a false sense of control, stemming from ignorance and a need to explain the unknown, which reduces anxiety in the face of threats like natural disasters and predation.

ballarat r9n3

>>150870283
>they're not that daft
They might be.

>>150870273
>why do people have fun
not sure mate

>>150870263
My cat

>>150870295
>up to 6
4 years with triggers

being exclusively sexually attracted to feminine boys

Why does everyone want to play for geelong

>>150870315
Original post was "could be". So you've just agreed with it in a long and verbose way.

>>150870322
Crisp Joffa

>>150870198
Ana Kasparian
Agenda Free TV
Judge Napolitano
Kevork Almassian
Nick Fuentes
Flying Pig United
Scoops

imagine ana kasparian spreading her ass cheeks on your nose

>>150870329
4 with triggers is very different to 6 straight up

i am horny

>>150870341
>he's still going

>>150870340
This but scoops

anyone want to meet up

>For the Cats, only a question mark hung over Rhys Stanley as he continued to work his way back from a hamstring injury that saw him miss their win over the Lions a fortnight ago. Intriguingly, the 34-year-old has been named an emergency, prompting St Kilda great Leigh Montagna to think twice over his potential selection.
>“Interesting Geelong have named him as an emergency… I wouldn’t be surprised if the Cats do it again and they pull a late change and he plays,” Montagna told First Crack Preview on Thursday night.
>“If he’s fit and available and he’s passed all the tests at training, this is just in Chris Scott’s wheelhouse to bring him in last minute.
>“I’d be surprised if he doesn’t play.”
Cheatlong finna pull a sneaky again

Does /afl/have meetups? I don't mind meeting like minded people.

>>150870381
Rundle maccas 15 minutes cunt. Catters by 10 goals

im going to meet josh

>>150870214
>I lose money trying.
stop treating it like gambling.
>get a low cost broker
>set up a weekly/monthly auto-deposit from your bank acc
>set up a weekly/monthly autobuy at the broker
>80-90% into a broad coverage, low fee ETF like vanguard world or s&p 500
>10-20% bonds
>or 10% crypto
>forget about it
>check it once a year to rebalance
>as you get closer to retirement increase bond %
that's it. $30/day @ 8%/pa turns into over 3 million over 40 years. that's without lump sums or increasing how much you put away. if every year you add just an extra $1 to the $30/day you end up with almost 5 million over 40 years.

>>150870404
tell him I said he's fat and a nonce

i'm at bayside center frankston if yous wanna meet

>>150870336
>Agenda Free TV
Crisp Looknerd, he's my go-to to get spoonfed information on any happenings

>>150870415
projecting much

>>150870423
He'll get it

What are we drinking tonight lads?

You blokes are genuinely based as fuck

ahh shit rulespoof aka commiepoof is going to report my sound financial advice again like he did with my mortgage post

>>150870425
Newtowner pale ale.

best afl goals of 2025

>>150870425
Water and tea.

josh is a female from newcastle

why are afl content creators so cringe

>>150870442
they know their audience

>>150870425
buffalo trace, with my vape

>>150870442
I don't think I know any afl content creators outside the ones doing it for the clubs, and I don't know those people by name.
Who are some afl content creators?

Not gonna lie, Weddle's article made me go for Geelong tonight because I don't think the Hawks have the intelligence to win big finals like this if they want to be cops.

mum's supporting the hawks tonight because she hates dangerfield more than ginnivan

>>150870465
this didn't happen

>>150870465
yeah im sure that is the reason

>>150870225
it's funny how much of a piece of shit destiny is

might buy a holiday house

>>150870425
water, more water, then water with a multivitamin. gotta stay healthy lad.

Wish one of you blokes had the courage to fucking murder me, sick of living

Why the fuck won't one of you cowards just shoot me?

>invest
>bitcoin

>>150870500
give me your address

afl players could easily import models from italy or eastern europe to be their wags, but for some reason they settle for butch used up slags with fake blonde hair and spray on tans they found on streets of melbourne.

>>150870505
Newcastle, NSW. Meet my at the bar beach car park mate.

>>150870507
boomers are so entitled they have kids with the expectation those kids will take care of them in their old age instead of going to assisted living

I’ve got major dollars riding on the cats

>>150870513
lol

>>150870519
ez money lad

>It's a breach of privacy for Kmart to scan your face
>But it's perfectly fine for the government to do it to you to monitor your search history and social media posts

>>150870515
millennials are also extremely entitled. kind of makes sense how one bred the other desu.

>>150870519
you'll be right

>media pumps up gout gout like no tomorrow
>treat him like he's going to be usain bolt next olympics
>he chokes (or isn't that good yet idk/c)
>media does a complete 180 on him and dogpiles on him and say how he's a fraud and was always shit
a good reflection on the typical ausfailian fuckle scumbag mindset desu

>>150870524
government doesnt monitor your posts

>>150870529
>fuckle
fickle* kek

>>150870524
technically >>150870530 is right.
They outsource what would be illegal for them to do to third party "civillian" firms. Coles and Palantir is a good example.

>>150870519
don't jinx me mate. I am HEAVY on the catters and they never let me down.

>>150870529
just put kfc at the finish line and he'll win every time

>>150870521
Faggot! Too scared to kill a bloke who has requested it?

>>150870539
racist asshole

my ears have never recovered after i let off a few rounds with the .45 magnum inside a small space

thinking about that massive tillies hype a few years back. really weird what happened there ay

why did the glowies turn up all of a sudden

hawthorn are the most xavier team in afl
fuck em
fucking private school fuckheads

>>150870550
>an hour before game time
they're clocking in for the night shift the fat glowing spastics

>>150870550
>all of a sudden
They're lurking here always but only start posting when the discussion turns even remotely political. They don't care if you're posting about footy, tits or your own suicide.

>>150870561
ip counter went off

Looking at how the court case is going, looks like finger injuries will be healed soon.
Risk him for the granny (if they make it)?

I'm not sure who i'm going for tonight.

glowposting is based af

aus tipping point is fucking SHIT

same wombat who posts
>cuckposting is based af
>gayposting is based af
etc

i have a criminal record. i hope i am never set up like tyler robinson was.

>>150870590
I don't watch it but I remember my mum saying something about the British one being better.

>>150870598
she's right

>>150870592
to be fair, cuckposting is hilarious

>>150870590
Same as the australian versions of the chase, mastermind, and millionaire. Only decent one is countdown

for me it's buying shit i don't need

you lads know any proud boys or similar neo nazi type groups i could join?

>>150870616
based owner of a pilates reformer

wish there was a good brothel in newcastle

Wonder if Indian population gets too huge the Jews will start demonising mango lassi like they did milk for the whites

>>150870618
you're in one right now

>>150870618
asio dot gov dot au

any space for a refugee from another au/sp/ genny that shan't be named?

>>150870616
for me, it's buying fast food with afterpay

coke fueled sex with prime nigella

>He told the court he observed the alleged victim drive off in her car with the two men in the vehicle.
>The court was told he phoned triple-0 at 4.18am, reporting concerns for her safety because she was driving drunk.
>Mr Martin said he, and several others he’d met at the venue, drove to the alleged victim’s house because they were worried for her.
>He told the court he attempted to get in contact with her, with her phone answered once by a male.
>“He told me to f--k off we’re having fun and then hung up,” Mr Martin said.

Holy cuck.
>The court was told he phoned triple-0 at 4.18am, reporting concerns for her safety because she was driving drunk.
Y-you can't fuck other guys. I'm calling the police!

>>150870616
crisp average person who complains about the cost of living

>>150870630
see
>>150870636

>gf mad because i bailed on a weekend away with her family to watch the footy
Get fucked

>>150870642
She's allowed to be mad desu.

Always hated when my friends did penis measuring contests. I always lost because I was a late bloomer

>>150870642
thats some imagination you have there

>>150870633
imagine slapping the shit out of her

>7's coverage doesn't start until 7pm
This is fucking gay. Wish I still had my Kayo active.

>>150870648
you didn't have any friends

>>150870642
Cohabitation and fornication are sins that put you at risk of going to hell. Repent.

>>150870636
my parents told me I need to spend more of my money on myself
not even a tight cunt, just don't buy a lot

>>150870656
Scrapped Kayo and living IPTV life now. Have yet to look back.

cute desi girl just dropped off my haemorrhoid cream order from amazon

>>150870656
I feel you mate. I'm away for the weekend with my wife and can't access my kayao so I'm stuck with 7. Kill me

this wife gimmick isn't your best work

Fucking hate rich cunts so fucking much

Fuck off out of here if you have a gf, wife or friends. Normies aren't welcome.

>>150870676
What net worth do I need for you to hate me?

okay this is boring now

>>150870676
Does it hurt to know that I'm an absolute dropkick but got bought a house by my parents?

my wife is a massive cum dumpster

>>150870679
more than me

>>150870635
based, fuck whores

so true

>>150870656
Footy's on the radio.

mpv https://afl-alive-hls-002-uptls.akamaized.net/livell/aflradio_2/playlist.m3u8

>>150870735
AFL is literally just a Victoria WWE-tier league for rich, connected boomers to feel like they are living in the "good old days"

Imagine sitting on the side of a main road for two days shitting and pissing in a bucket only for your team to go out of the finals two in a Crow.

>>150870702
my wife is a massive

>>150870735
Which fucking faggot wrote that slop?

It is insane women unconsciously shit test men for the purpose of seeing if they can handle children for the future. Seems torturous for both parties

>>150870702
how many kids do you have

Don’t care about footy I only post in here because there is no Australian thread outside of /pol/

I will never have children

tonights uber eats drivers name:
abdul

>hawks win
>bailey smith tears his ACL
perfect night

>>150870785
Try the other hole next time.

I got hepatitis C from uber eats

>cats win
>sicily's head explodes
perfect night

Children give me weird looks i think I give off an evil vibe and their angels are protecting them from me

>>150870791
That would be nice.

Frozen ‘za for dinner but I’m adding more cheese and sardines

>>150870798
Which restaurant?

truth nuke: sicily is the biggest wanker in the league

>>150870772
it makes perfect sense when you think about it

who is the biggest villain of /afl/?

Fucking faggot weather forecasters saying there would be rain this weekend. It's perfect.

THESE TWO SUPPORTERS HATE EACH OTHER

I'm fucking proud of you blokes

*prays to rain gods*

you gotta love just taking a shit

>>150870873
Fruity

Weather forecasters are legitimately hopeless now. You simply cannot trust them.

>>150870847
I know it serves a purpose it’s just the most womanly way possible to accomplish something

Just use the radar retards ignore all forecasts

>>150870772
Example?

Just been accepted for the janitorial role at the death and dumb all girls school

>>150870779
most honest post itt

>>150870539
except they're all blacks so they will cancel each other out

I’ll tell you one thing, no matter who wins, my arsehole loses.

>>150870888
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxoHcAhai1I

>>150870910
crisp shithole flogger

If they put affordable housing at the finish line I would smash Bolt's world record.

could go for some KFC right now

>>150870842
No but Steven May

60,000 Hawk fans at MCG tonight. Only 30,000 Geelong fans.

>>150870919
Cool it.

>>150870924
I dunno what I'm gonna have tonight but I'm making fried chicken tomorrow night so KFC is out.

Evening gentlemen, goated thread so far, props

>>150870924
Eating some now. Can feel the diarrhoea bubbling away.

If they put an Italian wife at the finish line I would smash bolts record

>>150870937
Same but French

I was raised by zyzz and varg unironically

>>150870888
Faggot

>>150870842
tom lynch. acts like a tough cunt on smaller players, soft cunt with players same size or bigger.
sicilys aggro at everyone

It’s going to be a sad day when this is no longer a queendom.

>>150870946
For now, please respect her rule

>>150870941
So you were a terminally online loser?

>>150870954
No but Steven May

>>150870954
where do you think you are?

Lmao shut the fuck up you fucking VIRGIN

Kind reminder to please not laugh when welcome to country is on.

>>150870942
let go of the hate mate youll have a better life

chol aura farming

gf watches every hawks game

>>150870954
i'm not a loser

I dont know anything about zyzz other than that he is dead

Uncle Col the thieving bastard.

>>150870979
mine does too, loves this pacey athletic speedster hawthorn team

Will there be more hawks or cat supporters in crowd?

>>150870981
You said you were raised by internet memes

>>150870987
Would think Hawks slightly but probably pretty even split.

how funny would it be if the cats choked this

>>150870995
not very because it would mean hawkroaches won and go to the grand final

Sam Mitchell said midweek that history is written by the winners

Do I want chips?

>>150871003
It's an interesting discussion

>>150871003
Eat a steak instead

>>150871002
The are at least six million reasons why this statement is correct.

bit gay

Don’t think the holocaust happened

Holy fuck you are cringe

Flogging my arsehole
The greatest feeling of all
Flogging my arsehole
Maybe fondle my balls

Looks like Joshy is here.

>>150871014
pretty much

>>150871014
Duh.

Is Josh nrlsperg?

Why is it called the SANFL? The N stands for national, how can a state comp be national?

prelim final boys lfg i hope this is a good game

>>150871002
Why would he say something so antisemitic

FIENDING for the roaches to get blown out

Carn Hawthorn

I hate Hawthorn but I want them to win tonight. Is it because I hate Geelong more?

These channel 7 promos are cringe kino

Never really liked this narrator voice

2bh I don’t know or care where hawthorn or Geelong is because I’m not from Melbourne

THESE TWO TEAMS

>>150871030
goes back to the days of the NFL. the WAFL and TFL removed the N in the 80s, SANFL never did.

one of the WAFL premiership cups still has WANFL on it

Lmao completely forgot sniffa threw the ball into impeys face last time they played

I don't acknowledge or respect this

muted

AFL is a cool sport but I hate Australia and all that it stands for because I am a Celtic supremacist

>uncle colin
BASED
A
S
E
D

i fucking love choccy milk

>>150870883
wasn't that because BOM got sued or some shit over flood predictions? So they make wide sweeping general predictions now to avoid liability

>the first people's contribution
>to the prison population

Uncle Grifter

What is bluh yapping about

this guy is the best welcomer to country 2bh

>Womenjeka welcome OH NO NO NO BRBRNRGEGEHGAGAGMNMN WANG WANG BOONG
$1000, thanks.

>>150871064
Oath is a splendid beverage

don't mind this guy, at least he puts a suit on and has a well kept beard

now time for the woke anthem

*keeps my hat on*

wtf bring back the qt black women singing the anthem
also fuck so few players sing these days kinda cringe

Let's go cats!

>>150871074
>$1000
Missing a 0.

Australians let us all rejoice as my balls are not itchy.

DON'T TALK DURING THE ANTHEM GINNI YOU SMUG FUCKING HOMO

Australian identity is the ultimate zog manufacture

>welcome to country
Yep, TV is on mute.

>>150871081
I wouldn't sing one and free either #notmyanthem

>>150871071
>>150871076
Yeah he never drags it out

>>150871074
He legitimately gets like 10 times that. Absolute rort.

kek remember that gws woman who spoke for 10 fucking minutes

I want to see one of those Victorian Nazi's do the welcome to country.

Are youse excited?!?!

>does some faggy thing while flipping the coin
Attention seeking cock head.

Cats are going to fucking smash these cunts

>2nd preliminary
>played first
Huh?

>>150871084
They always put the wizard next to Chol, think he was laughing at that

I just put $10,000 on Geelong to win.

>>150871092
>>150871076
yeah agree
baller suit and he doesn't drag it out keeps it short that's all I need

>>150871086
We could be so much more sovlful

>>150871108
Just throwing your money away as soon as you get it, huh, Colin?

Got a turtle head poking, but don’t want to miss the start.

>>150871053
Hmm interesting

>>150871108
Crisp uncle col

Instead of a welcome to country an orthodox Christian priest should give a homily

>>150871112
fat bastard

Fun fact: the adelaide crows are respected by their foes

>>150871120
Nah, would rather a coon than listen to that shit.

>>150871122
>that foe
a talking stick

>>150871123
Lord have mercy

Chol looking VERY shiny

Missus just squealed and ran to the shitter.

chol is oiled as fuck

Lmao either of these teams will get fuckign anal raped by collingwood next week

stop the count

Who’s winning

Weddle :3

Reminder this is the second last game we'll ever see out of bounds result in throw-ins. Enjoy it while it lasts

Will Jezza get 100?

kek sicily already fucked up twice

Instead of the welcome to country a local rabbi should sacrifice a Christian child and drink its blood

>>150871150
They're changing the rule for the grand final?

A bitta niggle in this game

>>150871150
you mean third last

This has a Geelong choke written all over it.

very sloppy skills this game

>>150871164
yeah a few nigs

WE'RE THE HAPPY TEAM AT HAWTHORN

Wtf that was a goal

it hit his balls

>>150871161
Rabbit Geelong.

Have noticed women just go around in skin tight sports leisure now reckon they’re all whores go cats

What the fuck happened to goal umpires? They're so shit the last few years. They used to be the ones everyone liked.

>>150871164
2 to be exact

nice duck you little fucking rat lmao

I don't like cricket

Why am I kinda rooting for hawthorn even though I have a bet on Geelong

>>150871180
>now
Welcome to 2025, time traveler.

>>150871182
they refuse to play rodan in finals even though he's actually good at his job (and well liked)

Bro just rush a behind

What is Geelong’s game plan? Look like arse.

>>150871182
Vaxx caused enlarged cornea and cornea tearing.
Umpires are more blind than usual.

why are they not just putting mullin on poocombe

Danger is in danger

Love lil Ginni

>>150871182
>>150871190
Review quota for the crypto company

LITTLE TWINK FAGGOT

DANGER DANGER DANGER

Mum made a parma for dinner

>>150871201
yeah mate?

>>150871190
They fear the worm

Hawks win and Dangerfield has a career ending injury, do you accept?

>>150871200
this is unironically true

>>150871198
crying emoji

>>150871204
You have to be 18 years of age or older to be able to post on this site.
Where are the nannies?

Bailey isn't doing shit. Back to the loony bin with ya.

i'm going for geelong but have gotten even single final wrong so far

>>150871198
This is the worst shit i've ever seen. Supporting a player is fucking cringe and you should know that at any age. Especially that faggot of all players.

THROW MULLIN INTO THE OISIN

mullin has lost the plot

>>150871218
>Norwood scale

>>150871222
Mad as fuck

>2 injuries in first 10min
the cats are cooked

Ginnivan is actually really good, hate both these teams

>>150871230
Not mad, just know shit parenting when I see it.

>>150871026
I don't know, but he does start off-topic conversations just to report posts for being off-topic. He thinks it's funny.

it's over

theres literally no reason for the 'tators to raise their voice before the 3rd quarter

>>150871234
Says the fucking incel 4chan Virgin kek

Pre finals bye ruins the comp, actual disadvantage for the qualifier winners

>>150871232
Yeah because he came from Collingwood.

The commentators need pop filters bad.
Sss S sss ESS ssss sss

>kayo buffering and choppy as fuck
fuck garbage pajeet shit

Lads, Josh just posted

lads, josh just posted

Lads, Josh just posted

beatboxing son or ginni-obsessed daughter?

Is brad close?

>>150871239
Reddit

this is unatchable

Chol used to be real shit but he’s actually become reliable this year

Looks like Geelong were the true frauds all along.

Holy fuck i hate you subhumans

>>150871255
beatboxing son
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlpplBDc12U

they'll both grow out of it anyway

>>150871258
Fuckhead

The cats are not on fire

>>150871213
I'm visiting her to watch the footy m8

uh geelongxirs.... what's going on?

Geelong craps

Black boots, socks up, long sleeves, jumper tucked in

>>150871261
Unatchable you say?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KIHvuMl4Kk&list=RD7KIHvuMl4Kk

some cunts in here will be eating cat food if the cats don't pull their fingers out

>>150871222
I am a jordan ridley and zach merrett supporter and I don't care what you think
fuck essendogshit

>>150871279
Crisp

Cats will still win

funny how barrass went from a dogshit plodder to an absolute gun
how shit is west coast hahaha

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

sent from my iphone with Tapatalk.

I’m so hungry

sneedlong

The scary part is I can see hawks dominating now then shitting the bed against pies

I swear to Christ if the V*coids have scripted Hawks getting sacrificed to the Pies

>>150871293
so true

Collingwood will not beat hawthorn.

>>150871295
DtK?

wouldn't have having a couple years without geelong playing finals
they've missed it once since 2007?

Already thinking about 8 days for now at 6pm when footy is done for the year. We love this time of year but also the end is coming

Craig will reveal he had another baby and rev the Pies to another hip

>>150871293
imagine how good zerrett will be next year

Have Geelong hit a target?

I’ll be shattered if hawks win the flag, thought hasn’t entered my mind until now

For me, it's the poster who would pet his cat every time Geelong scored a goal

Lmao these teams are absolute horsefuck. We finna feast good next week, piechads.

>>150871305
HuH?

the cafe near TAFE sells Palestinian themed shit so I refuse to get coffee from them

>>150871321
It's all too easy m8, finna make magpie noises all week

>>150871316
Bros cat rn

HATE CRIME!

>decide to watch gayfl for once as it might be a decent game being finals
>no better than the west coast game I saw earlier this year

around blacks

love to see stewart taken out, fucking prick
still hope the cats win

Wow geelong are fucked. Hawks need to win now

Stewart dead?

Game’s over. Night, lads.

watch for chris 'wifebeater' scott to come out sniffing in the second quarter

>>150871307
2015 and 2023

I’m the original piesperg who gained notoriety late 2022. I haven’t been happy since then, couldn’t even fully appreciate the 2023 gf win due to the circumstances in my life at the time.

>Piledrive a guy into the ground
>No in the back free
hmm?

has the dam wall finally broken on "old man" Geelong?

>>150871326
just because someone said their coffee is "the bomb" doesn't mean it's Palestine themed

>chol is going to miss the grand final for that
lmao

chris slop has always been fraudulent
the real mastermind has been steven wells

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

I BET 2K ON THIS

He relaxed...

gotta be a HIA too

>>150871354
will be interesting if Geelong get up and they force the cunt out. Or if Chol comes under scrutiny (he shouldn't)

>>150871351
8.5k me

>>150871354
You just know all club docs will fabricate zero concussions these prelims

>>150871351
mitchell sniping from the box, modern players are just not prepared for it

Bailey Smith is a fucking ugly cunt and i hate him

lmao sicily fucking idiot

HUGE dive

>second prelim
>played first
huh?

what part of Hawthorn are you guys from?

Season over. Congrats collingwood, best team all year

Why is Bailey Shit so orange?

Why are a bunch of asio feds trying to convince people to gamble on this game

Frank Costa has made the call

>>150871373
Tammy hembrow rubbed off on him kek

>>150871371
>half greek half Roman
Feels good

>>150871342
This is me btw I’m not happy, slowly becoming an alcoholic

kek

>Stewart out with concussion
Good thing there's a bye in the final so he can come back.

>>150871373
having his soul drained by a garbage "influence" single mother

Wonder what odds I’d get on the cats right now

>>150871377
Not asio you fool. It's me, Rabbi Jeff.
You will own nothing and be happy.

>>150871371
>egyptian
i wuz?

>>150871326
>>150871326
I hate this country these days lads, my grandfather did 3 years POW for this shit only for Albo to tell me I'm the same as an Ubereats jeet, fucking dog

Uhh… bit racist?

>>150871389
people have been calling for the pre gf bye for ages it was probably coming back anyway but this'll bring it back

mcg is a lowkey dogshit stadium

>>150871388
Was always BoG when he did his hamstrings. Decided to try being WoG to make it through.

>dominate quarter
>only up by 13
Yep, Cats are winning this

>Stewart going off HIA
better pray Geelong don't win or they for sure will institute a Grand Final bye to ensure any future HIA's get to play in a Grand Final

>>150871389
I thought it was a wrist?

Cats lucky to be only two goals down honestly.

just what the afl needs. more fucking byes

Am I the only one who’s watched almost every Jeremy Cameron Yt vid? Great channel

>>150871401
not lowkey it's a concrete shithole, but because of muh g and its high capacity people froth over it

>>150871400
fuck me that'd be retarded. what like 3 games over 6 weeks if you're a top team?

based cats balancing themselves for a fair gf with bane

bake it cunt

>>150871419
What’s wrong with it

>>150871401
Everything in Melbourne made recently is. Look at the stations lol, ugly character less cement coffins, just like Fed Square, just like the new fucking tunnel they'll trying to call a metro. Melbourne should be invaded by the army and the government replaced

let's just use this thread for the night

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>>150871401
It's a great stadium to actually watch the footy at and the walk to the stadium always gets me hyped. It is ugly but it's very high capacity and very functional in that virtually every seat is a good seat.

for me it's cenny coast stadium

>>150871421
Bane missing like 6 of its best 23 so it's only fair that Cats lose a few too.

Ready to throw a fucking fit

>>150871434
nah not having it

>>150871420
yeah i hate it too but people have been arguing about concussion specifically making you miss 1 week and value the granny more so it'll likely happen

>>150871369
see pic related, the qualifying final between 1 and 4 is called the first qualifying final. the winner of the 1st qualifying final hosts the 1st preliminary final, and the loser hosts the 1st semi.

Shit is passing my anal sphincter as I press post.

I'm watching this on a Pioneer Kuro 4000 Plasma TV

>>150871424
looks like a fucking 1970s multistory car park

>>150871429
FUCKING
THIS
H
I
S

>With the 12 day protocols that could mean that Tom Stewart could miss a grand final
There's no could. He's done for the year.

The MCG is lowkey one of the 7 wonders of the modern world

been on the rums all arvo feelin a bit aggro aye might go out

So pies either play Geelong without Stewart, or hawks without Chol after suspension. Rigging is in

>>150871444
What do you suppose it looks like

danger le run fast man

this game fucking sucks ngl (and i mean the game, not the result)
only roaches could be happy with this

>booing chol
umm yikes

hacks holmes moment

Remember when Cameron was a chance to kick 100? Done fuck all since

>giving holmes kickins to get him in the game
and as i typed that he shanked it lmao

>>150871420
yeah but you get nitpickers saying "X played Friday and Y played Saturday it's not right!"
Just make it a bye week and all the cattle will book 2 weeks in Melbourne

>>150871468
I work with one of those blokes who goes for the cats who's never so much as set foot in Geelong so I'm always glad to see them lose

>>150871469
>not booing charcoal
White man FIGHT BACK

>>150871461
i was going to say 'beautiful' but i'd take 'not a fucking eyesore' for starters

what time does the game start

>>150871484
this but calling people monkeys

We have a problem. That problem is Brisbane & Geelong being in the prelims every year and never missing finals whilst everyone else gets to eat shit

>>150871489
20 hours 15 minutes

Umm droneball bros??

>>150871488
Faggot

>>150871476
Yeah, stopped playing bottom 4 shitters.

Hasn't been an all-Melbourne Grand Final since 2010 excluding 2021 in Perth

>>150871491
But we are monkeys.

>>150871492
>Brisbane
AFL needs to rig QLD to cover the costs of Gold Coast it's only coming good now
>Geelong
Frank Costa is a cancer who knows where all the bodies are buried in the AFL a true in the shadows power broker and Cats reap the rewards on-field

>>150871499
well it won't be one if geelong win

Been wiping my arse for 5 minutes and there’s still shit on the paper.

>>150871499
fair dinkum? no wonder I don't give a fuck about this shit anymore

The cats are on fire

Dawks totally wasted that period of dominance

um hawks bros this is not looking pleasant

ummm roachoids??

SNIFFA

>>150871510
wet wipes you savage or a bum gun

>>150871510
you're supposed to use a new bit of paper every time you go in

wtf geelong got two warnings in a row?

*tips hat*

Smith is ELITE

blicavs genuinely looks like a fucking caveman

lol dawks are done,

>>150871529
(you)

kek nice calls whateley you mong

You get the feeling that this game is all or nothing

There's no reason to make "beautiful" buildings when the world is in such a fucking state

>>150871542
there's no reason to do anything ever mate

>>150871525
wtf shannon neale hasn't won a premiership medal?

>>150871542
oy vey

So no Stewart and jack henry injured? Could be the shittest grand final in a while and Sydney Brisbane was just last year

Baking a newy

>>150871542
the whole reason the world is in such a state is because beauty is trying to be erased by certain group. If there's nothing beautiful to fight for (architecture, family unit, love of country) you have already conquered a peoples

>>150871510
i always have a quick shower after a poo i never feel clean otherwise

I’d argue that 100000 people in a coliseum style setup is beautiful

>>150799351
>>150799351
>>150799351

TUOHY'S NEW

Literally who gives a cunting fuck about the afl except for teams like collingwood, essendon, west coast, port and carlton

>>150871542
An ugly world makes the need for additional beauty more urgent if anything.

Campbell Brown looking thicc and on the beers

>>150871563
how old is that fucking thread

>>150871555
You mean faggots and commies, reducing architecture to concrete boxes is an attack on white culture, just like everything else. Sydney Harbour bridge and Century building in Melbourne are white man culture.

Fed Square is ugly abstract art faggots, buildings inspire, read the temple of the golden pavilion.

>>150871542
>muh buildings
architecture customers are subhuman, it's just a building it only matters that it serves a function

>>150871575
looks more like mabior to me

>>150871572
really? policing this thread on prelim night?

i always thought shaun mannagh was irish with a name like that

>>150871580
Shalom

Get back on topic. Now.

>>150871592
yeah same i get him confused with mullin for that reason

jack martin uzelezz playerrr

>>150871597
No one is winning.

nah that's bullshit
get henry off

>>150871595
>>>/pol/

>another low scoring sloppy final
i sleep

>>150871507
brisbane were shit for years where geelong has been a nuisance for 20 years straight

>>150871577
>buildings inspire
i agree, utilitarian dogs have broken the idea that in designing a building functionality comes second to beauty. Very sad.

I am rulesperg hear me roar

>>150799351
>>150799351
>>150799351
NEW

>>150871607
oh no no no

>>150871607
You were saying?

geez what a goal

>>150871607
>

Let's get this bad boy to 700

>>150871613
>Brisbane
>shit for years
They 3-peated in that same time frame zoomer

>>150871629
nah he's right, they were an absolute basket case for years
geelong keep making prelims

>>150871627
>>150871625
>>150871624
Kek wish I was fucking dead

>>150871607
cats just lack the X factor

>>150871629
No they didn't you demented drunken retarded boomer spastic useless cunt

>>150871492
don't worry, soon instead you'll have.... hawthorn. much better

>>150871638
how have Brisbane been able to fix the basket case but Carlton are still a fucking rabble

>>150871642
buy a mirror

>>150871629
>early 00s
>late 00s
no they are not the same time period
also the difference is after their 3peat brisbane fell into obscurity for 15 years

>>150871580
ever notice how people will generally find a use for a beautiful old building? like when we turn old industrial buildings like warehouses and factories into high end luxury apartments? but a modern one built to for a "function" will be torn down as soon as that function no longer serves or the building itself falls apart because nobody loves it enough to maintain it.

GEEHAW COWBOY

yes jezza cazza

>>150871647
how many times has your club 3-peated?

>>150871649
sounds very Scruton-esque

fuck shut the fuck up huddo you insufferable cunt
fuck me

>>150871580
Based brutalist demon

jesus give it a rest architecturesperg

If Cats can keep this sort of margin going into half time I rekon they get up. Although they are a man down early.

Jeff Farmer has just posted

>>150871659
>sounds very Scruton-esque
because he's right

>kingy doing pies game
Based

>>150871680
>>150871680
>>150871680
new (that isn't nrlsperg)

>>150871649
pretty sure most are heritage listed decaying eyesores that ruin zoning and roads, when you could knock up something in its place for less than the maintenance costs.

Maggot ump made a minecraft noise when he got hit kek

iggs

>>150871629
lions last final was in 2003. world of warcraft, san andreas, halo 2 non of these games were out yet
geelong wins in 2007, the xbox 360 and online gaming is in full swing

Elite handball from Dempsey

trellmit would heem these peems

fuck Albo

>>150871726
you lost tranny.

dubs confirm loom

>>150871580
You are brown. That's all I read, and all I need to know