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Anonymous United Kingdom No.150873597 >>150873638
/cric/ - friday night disco edition
asia cup meme slog ongoing
england vs ireland meme slog ongoing
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150873611
grigget
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150873612
YFO
Anonymous Australia No.150873624
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yho23Mb0n_0
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150873632 >>150873690
>friday night disco
>more of glammylad's awful collection to scroll past
grim
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150873638 >>150873683
>>150873597 (OP)
one of my favourite moments in glammys season was cunnyman from ausland coming in randomly to play a one off game and taking 6 wickets for 53 runs against middlesex. legend
Anonymous Australia No.150873650 >>150873734
Can anyman watch this and not laugh once?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMrzK3fN5hI
Anonymous Australia No.150873683
>>150873638
he wont even make our ashes team
scary innit
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150873690
>>150873632
you complain when i play music
you complain when i dont
i cant win
Anonymous Australia No.150873714
I don't share glammylad's lack of taste but I will defend his entitlement to have it
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150873723
>you complain when i dont
you're wrong
Anonymous Australia No.150873734 >>150873751
>>150873650
I think this would be better with the original footage than the animation but I did laugh when he said "arent we all chocolate deep down"
Anonymous Australia No.150873751 >>150873774
>>150873734
there is no original footage it's pure audio
Anonymous Australia No.150873774 >>150873808
>>150873751
wtf, isn't it from a podcast?
Anonymous United States No.150873783
>2nd reply
weak
Anonymous Australia No.150873808
>>150873774
yes but it was famously a lazy no effort no video podcast
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150873886 >>150873998
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/money/property/house-prices/britain-best-worst-cities-prosperous-quality-of-life/

Number one baby
Anonymous Australia No.150873921
cannot begin to imagine what tomorrow has in store for me
life in the 6163 is truly electric
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150873982
>WA
I'm sorry to hear that mate
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150873990
zachy is a pretty ugly guy
Anonymous Australia No.150873998
>>150873886
aint no way you pay to read the news
surely not
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150873999 >>150874099
literally the most successful shagger in /cric/ history
Anonymous Australia No.150874002
fremantle a city of culture
Anonymous Australia No.150874011
and that culture grew aids
Anonymous Australia No.150874050
dat casual homophobia
Anonymous Australia No.150874066
>phobia this phobia that
im actually really brave and courageous, im not afraid of anything
Anonymous Australia No.150874099
>>150873999
find God
Anonymous Australia No.150874139
>here's your seafood bro
Anonymous Australia No.150874172
just watched a video of an avalanche (snow) in australia
Anonymous Australia No.150874183 >>150874262
>One giant isopod was filmed attacking a larger dogfish shark in a deepwater trap by latching onto and eating its face.
Anonymous Australia No.150874262 >>150874316
>>150874183
lmao that fish nigga wishing he had arms
Anonymous Australia No.150874316
>>150874262
WEAR THE HECKING MASK
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150874383
right off to the bottle o
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150874441
brew york cans in a maharishi shopping bag
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150874464
if my flat were a bedsit it would be a studio flat
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150874469
and approximately 30 square metres
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150874495
think I'll go bouldering in Manchester tomorrow
train ticket a tenner return (for me)
unironically never been Manchester before
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150874534
what a sheltered tarq lmao
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150874551
nah I have been to the airport actually nvm
Anonymous Australia No.150874623
odd place to be for someone who's never got higher than 6 feet off the ground
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150874637
The average bouldering wall height is generally between 3 to 4.5 meters (10 to 15 feet), actually
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150874655 >>150874682
Dunno whether to bother with a rabies vaccination for India
Have to pay for that one
Can't imagine I'll actually get bit by a dog or a bat or anything like that
Would just kick the little fucker in the head if it dared to try
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150874656
yanks have cancelled free speech so there's probably less than 5 /cric/ threads left before this site gets shut down for hate speech. make them good lads
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150874682 >>150874687 >>150874737
>>150874655
why risk it mate
Anonymous Australia No.150874687
>>150874682
truth. cash in your pocket now > later gains/losses
Anonymous Australia No.150874698
free speech is dead and the commonwealth killed it
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150874711
not saying staying at home is listening to Cameron Winter is more fun than a proper night out
but it's more fun than sitting in a gimpy little neek group in a pub, just sitting down chatting about nothing
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150874724
right, going out
joy
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150874734
HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150874737
>>150874682
You can just get post exposure vaccines if you do get bitten I think
Not like I'll be miles and miles away from the nearest hospital
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150874746
i am immune to vaccines
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150874816 >>150874907
some fucking cunts just pinged me at 4 FUCKING 30 on a friday to ask for a quick work call
WHAT A CUNT
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150874835
walking to the pub
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150874862 >>150874873 >>150874896
what are good pub topics these days?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150874873 >>150874951
>>150874862
charlie kirk
Anonymous Australia No.150874896
>>150874862
dire german artrock
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150874907
>>150874816
Remember when I put in a 3.30pm Friday afternoon meeting with a few others shortly after joining the civil service, and toilberg had a quiet word with me to tell me that we don't really do that sort of thing (work out contracted hours) here
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150874951
>>150874873
nobody here is following it, at least not the normies irl
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150874962 >>150875012 >>150875051 >>150875148
cric is powered by civil servants on their '''downtime''' (at least 6 hours a day). not convinced they do any work
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150874967 >>150875148
all pub experiences would be so much better if someone just dropped a fat bag of bongo on the table and stopped talking about neeky cultured shit or boring blogs
imagine being at the pub in baskinstoke with bard and his mates
grim
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150875012 >>150875148
>>150874962
imagine having the word 'servant' in your job title though lmao
like if bard's great great x5 grand daughter is tracing her family tree and finds the linkedin. or if she's famous and on who do you think you are and the bbc host introduces some worcs museum curator who says 'yes, and here was the rainbow lanyard he was forced to wear during pride month'. honestly not worth the 45 holidays a year is it kek
Anonymous Australia No.150875051
>>150874962
still got the 5 minute wait on my phone to post as I can't be arsed wait, thus I don't post at work. play balatro and slay the spire instead
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150875094 >>150875267
everyone should just take smack instead of going to the pub
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150875148
>>150874962
I'm still working now (email admin toil at the moment), when all colleagues have already left for the day
Quite a familiar pattern desu

>>150874967
Very rarely go to Basingstoke (shithole)
Very rarely go to the pub (prices)

>>150875012
Odd post
Anonymous Australia No.150875150 >>150875189
probably posted this before. I love this respect and communication these two have. it's how people should behave.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znwklA-UEck
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150875173
>uploaded 2023
swear I saw that exact vid 10 years back
Anonymous Australia No.150875178
>Original Air Date: June 25, 2013
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150875189
>>150875150
that's an expensive piano
Anonymous Australia No.150875202
gf
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150875267
>>150875094
post your flat address so I can PLEASE organise an intervention you drug-addled freak.
roids, doggy ED pills, ozempic, smack ffs enough is enough
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150875283
won't be posting the address of my peng flat
can- future days in music flat form
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150875284 >>150875293 >>150876136
corrr cracking deal at morrisons
12 cans of camden ale £10
down from £16
80 pence a can
you CANt beat it ha ha
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150875288
won't be posting the address of my peng flat
can- future days in flat form
Anonymous Australia No.150875293 >>150875385
>>150875284
can i have some
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150875308
>future gays
tago mago mogs
tago moggo
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150875385
yes mate >>150875293
you bring the pies i bring the beers
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150875437
Bodied them
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150875530
didn't watch, too long
but is that your cousin britjeet? the one based bard sent to the afterlife with a few data points kek
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150875533
god I am so glad my mum is a millionaire
Anonymous Australia No.150875543
watching a David Suzuki doco about how fucking cool smoking weed is. he's not wrong
Anonymous Australia No.150875548
any worthless alcos in?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150875562 >>150875580 >>150875592
tbf the pub can actually be quite fun
you just need to be on loads of smack, heroin and gak
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150875575
too many druggies in for my liking
not a good message to the younger /cric/ lurkers
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150875580
>>150875562
have you spoken to anyone yet
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150875592 >>150875709
>>150875562
what's the fit for tonight? Japanese from head to toe?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150875619
/cric/ disco is officially open

https://youtu.be/r9186rZtCQM?si=yD1D2H1PWak0_dFO
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150875656 >>150875709
yesssssss glammylad
get the tunes going
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150875709
>>150875592
Italian vintage rayon short
edwin jeans (Japanese)
Solovair brogues

>>150875656
love it that Glamorgan are being promoted
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150875733
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150875766
I think to find the pub tolerable you have to smoke fags
Breaks up the evening
Also raises testosterone
The more fags you smoke the closer you are to 30 bodyweight pull-ups
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150875807
>he gave up London for that
Kek
Anonymous Australia No.150875817
mayo is hollandaise for failures
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150875889
>>150862195
look at this pic
certain man keeps trying to convince us this is an activity for straight men and not the cross fit of gen z
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150875948
York is the greatest city on earth
Donedoners will be pumping my bags
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150875950 >>150875967
any fitties in the pub zachy lad
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150875951
Oman have a real chance to beat India
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150875956 >>150876122
>14 runs an over
yeah not happening lad
still a catastrophic story loss for poodia thoughbeit
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150875967 >>150876005
>>150875950
not bad desu. a few showing some skin and just saw one with a really tight arse walk by. might ask for his number
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150875995
if my flat were a novel it would be john williams-augustus
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150876005
>>150875967
Get your veins out mate they'll be soaked through
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150876018
If my flat were a test series it would be england I'm south africa 2004
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150876045
zachy's bedsit was england vs new zealand if we're being honest
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150876122
>>150875956
Oman are the winners in our hearts.

India changing bowler 8 times, spot fixing as usual
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150876136
>>150875284
Saw 12 cans of cruzcampo in Iceland the other day
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150876138
literally isn't a bedsit
a bedsit has one room
I looked around a bedsit and the estate agent didn't even move
as if I would live in a bedsit
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150876160
i'm still fuming about that time the old man stole zachys seat at the pub
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150876254
that boomer has been dealt with
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150876355
disco night fell flat a bit didn't it lmao
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150876370
no one else FUCKING bothered did they as always promotion party RUINED
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150876554 >>150876566
I feel no more at home than in neath
I am glad Glamorgan are getting promoted
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150876566
>>150876554
top man
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150876627
Was in Wales earlier this week
Pissed it down the entire time
My opinion of Glamorgan as a county fucking plummeted from that point on
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150876657
the welsh larper (non)brothers are in again
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150876669
*posh south london accent from tarq in his stately surrey home*
>I am Welsh
*posh sussexian accent from tarq in his york bedsit*
>I too am Welsh
give it a rest lads
Anonymous Australia No.150876712 >>150876772
fuck gotta be at the airport in 3 hrs and I havent been to sleep yet
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150876751
why out of all the places in the UK i could pretend to be from would i pretend to be from wales you dingbat
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150876772 >>150876872
>>150876712
few beers will see you right mate
where you going?
don't you dare say new zealand
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150876818 >>150876832
will be nice seeing bard post with a nepal flag desu (not so much a bindian one)
needs to somehow not get kidnapped by the CIA backed zoomers thoughever
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150876832
>>150876818
My contact on the ground tells me that it's ok now
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150876845
did you see that random lad that got caught up in it and just started filming stuff
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150876859
(the contact on the ground)
Anonymous Australia No.150876872 >>150876896
>>150876772
just brisbane
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150876883
grimbane
offensively humid place
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150876896
>>150876872
safe flight mate
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150876906
the disco will never die

https://youtu.be/jr1c2jlhuGg?si=0PBcUgB8d5mLBFAA
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150876915
wtf was that glammylad
just because people say your taste is shite doesn't mean you have to lean into the meme
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150876964
top tune that
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150877016
i like this video, work in the 1st building you fucking see

https://youtu.be/XEwEea2vNM0?si=b8ufjj27KNlHWQj0
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150877233
https://youtu.be/3T5hiI6nTbw?si=ZWZm8eGLQ75IVnyj
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150877379 >>150877409 >>150877818
>saves the disco with an absolute nostalgia banger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1S35THmZD_E&list=RD1S35THmZD_E&start_radio=1
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150877395
>tfw someone joined the disco
thank you mate
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150877409
>>150877379
proper wub wub fucking BANGER this mate
Anonymous Australia No.150877453
woops just woke up
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150877531
You're welcome Glammylad
Remember dancing to that tune in Hereford (basically Wales) on the night of my 18th birthday
Long time ago
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150877537
will give certain man (who knows nothing about /tv/, /fa/, /biz/ but does know /mu/) a nudge to save the disco after he's done being social
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150877539
When I say "dancing", I mean it was on in the pub and I nodded my head a bit
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150877555
nodding me head used to be my go to move
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150877566
it's still mine desu
refuse to dance even when you're socially meant to. could never do that wedding stuff me and that's 100% why
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150877568
I had a theory once that if you pretend to have a stutter girls feel sorry for you and you are more likely to get a smooch at the end of the night from them, so i spent months perfecting a stutter. Tried it a few times on different nights out with friends and it worked every time, forget chat up lines. My friends thought i'd lost it but i proved it.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150877574
dubstep around 2007-11 was so kino lads. what a time it was just listening to radio 1 with almost no problems. game's gone
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150877589
Only respectable move for a man's man desu
Dancing is for poofs, queers, and nancy boys
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150877595
https://youtu.be/3Q9rewnLFYw?si=faxyYdS2pEgq8NMT
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150877600 >>150877631 >>150884273
>a banger straight from the streets of hereford

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZ3UJKxeFco&list=RDSZ3UJKxeFco&start_radio=1
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150877607
alright i'll play one for the ausbros

https://youtu.be/e-IWRmpefzE?si=VwKR4j3sQk5RNlIN
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150877616
disco just got good desu
might drop some tunes in myself in a bit
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150877618
>tfw /cric/ lads saved the disco
:)
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150877628
Not a drughead but DID used to enjoy a cheeky balloon or two while enjoying dubstep
Leads to a transcendental experience if you time it right
They give it to you at the dentist so it's literally healthy too
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150877631 >>150877647
>>150877600
fuck i used to love a bit of ellie before she went ... urban
saw her at a pub near me uni, great voice
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150877646
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8TbZvy2msQ
absolute TUNE lads
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150877647
>>150877631
Haven't really followed her career desu, haven't really listened to anything except obscure country music and old bangers for years

She went to the same college as me but she's six years older so our paths never crossed

If she's gone """urban""" now I can only assume it's because there were literally no black people in Herefordshire in our day, and she's just seeking some novelty
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150877668
This was the big one
Good drop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdQhxztj8Cc&list=RDYdQhxztj8Cc&start_radio=1
Anonymous Australia No.150877676
I like dancing
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150877679 >>150877701
ellie goulding pre-urban:
https://youtu.be/CKII_MKQHfA?si=EBwASMJZvjd2J0ag

ellie goulding post urban:
https://youtu.be/UZwi9SHgzGY?si=t5rfUh8NZQLCj_hv

its a fucking disgrace
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150877688
Fruit from my garden is delicious /cric/ bedsitters could never
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150877701
>>150877679
Bit grim
Feels like all pop music follows exactly this unimaginative formula though (shit chorus repeated again with some shitty rapper chiming in with an occasional verse)
She was probably just cashing in
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150877750
Fair to say /cric/ shitters have the most appalling choice in music
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150877755
before dubstep we had the based warp brothers

https://youtu.be/1SzQrNxLmdQ?si=jpx4T5kCRyE1AYlv
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150877770
Stop embarrassing yourself
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150877784
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNxNXcNSyTk
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150877800
anons joined the disco
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150877818
>>150877379
best tune of the night this one mate, nice one. stuck it on loop because it reminds me of better times ;(
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150877821
My grandfather is probably worth about 11 million
But it doesn't solve the pain
Why nobody will save me from this hell I have no idea

I am a heavy metal man
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150877839
play a heavy metal tune zachy
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150877853
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Usel2OAtQ_s
Anonymous Australia No.150877858
my favourite heavy metal band is paramore
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150877859
My grandfathers wealth is somewhere on par with the Russian military
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150877869 >>150877913
3 pint bowen back from the pub and wasted I see
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150877886
Would snap twiglets legs in half, one left hook to the body and a finisher overhand right to that unmissable sixhead
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150877897
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yq-Fw7C26Y
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150877913
>>150877869
leave him alone mate
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150877923
My dream is to one day host a 24-hour /cric/ disco
one that we or the ausbros can start and then handover to each other
maybe a new years party
just keep the party going
for a full day
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150877970
bit of a grim 'dream' desu
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150877998
The grey in this city is too much to bear
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150878097
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVr-sJ578h0
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150878184
time for bed

https://youtu.be/O_QBC_pDkeU?si=yATV-3oWXY02hYIE

god bless you /cric/ bros
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150878235
https://youtu.be/Phh3oVCtzBg?si=SZ4baBDrMUSq8M99

The main problem with my grandfather is that he isn't rich enough. I have to toil and it's genuinely awful
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150878239
Good fuck off with your terrible muzak
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150878246
enjoyed the 'sco this evening
night glammylad
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150878251
dunno why zachy always insults glammylad when he's just a nice lad trying to have a bit of a disco
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150878265
it was getting a bit good but then he posted the grire busted spinoff shite again
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150878286
i posted that before it got good tbf
you have a bad memory
Anonymous Australia No.150878295 >>150878323
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnKGjSSu2xU
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150878303
bowen has a ciggy butt brain due to alcohol abuse
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150878310
The Russian military is one of the greatest things ever witnessed. If Poland tried it it one with Russia, it would unironically be over in six hours.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150878323
>>150878295
not bad that lad
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150878336 >>150880318
>one of the greatest things ever witnessed
>repeatedly btfo in pretty much every war in history
>has been fighting a war against a much smaller country for years and still hasn't managed to take more than 0.1% of the territory despite it costing billions of rubles and thousands of dead russkies

this is your (ciggy butt) brain on /pol/
Anonymous United States No.150878360
crisp dream fella x
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150878367
2nd reply ITT
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150878376
The Russian military has literally unlimited resources
Anonymous United States No.150878390
>2nd
>y-y-yfo
weak
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a
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Anonymous United Kingdom No.150878424 >>150878546
Sebbo where the hell have you been all day
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150878447
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Usel2OAtQ_s

>covers a song about killing your cheating gf and shacking up with her sister
>bored of playing it
>stops halfway through and covers sunshine of your love in tribute to the recently split cream
>beeb has a sissy fit and cuts the broadcast
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150878453
that same smell every time sebshit enters /cric/
really makes you think
Anonymous United States No.150878546 >>150878621
>>150878424
gotta tcb fella x
https://youtu.be/m1cRGVaJF7Y
@150878453
all you smella
Anonymous United States No.150878621
>>150878546
https://youtu.be/AwuB5WPbRhc
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150878660
I am drunk
But I will go bouldering in Manchester tomorrow
Anonymous New Zealand No.150878682
Certain man hasn't had physical contact with a female woman in almost 2 years and it really shows
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150878736
Why would I want to be intimate with a female?
The female brain is simply incapable of comprehending her own demise
The female '''''brain''''' is most suited to a smallish fish tank
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150878739
zachy will do anything to not boulder outside at this point lmao truly pathetic
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150878769
Maybe the real friends are the mental illnesses twiglet leg''s picked up on the way
Anonymous Australia No.150879164
missed my flight
tried to push through with zero sleep and then fell asleep fully dressed while killing time before I called an uber
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150879203
Sail to your destination as your ancestors were made to
Anonymous Australia No.150879289
that was the polynesians
Anonymous Australia No.150879957
Brooke Marsden
Anonymous Australia No.150880291
driving to the driving range ama
Anonymous Australia No.150880318
>>150878336
ukraine was always militarily strong
the war is basically ww1 too no one has worked out how to deal with drones but russia is clearly winning
Anonymous Australia No.150881229 >>150881234
whats your favourite season of survivor?
Anonymous Australia No.150881234
>>150881229
20
Anonymous Australia No.150881550
never watched it
Anonymous Australia No.150881872
pub looms
wonder if kevin parker will be there today its just the day to day in the 6163 this city is truly electric
Anonymous Australia No.150882096 >>150882134
might go to a few bars tonight myself. alone cause i've got no mates haha
Anonymous Australia No.150882134 >>150882212
>>150882096
how do you do it
Anonymous Australia No.150882161
come down to the local 282 south terrace south freo
Anonymous Australia No.150882212
>>150882134
don't over think it
Anonymous Australia No.150882530
Just got back from a run, going to play some Bioshock Infinite before I head out to watch the nrl semi later
Anonymous Sweden No.150883693
/cric/?

More like /goodmarningsaar/

LMAO
Anonymous India No.150883731 >>150883859
good morning
Anonymous Australia No.150883859
>>150883731
reverting with a good morning sir
Anonymous New Zealand No.150883869
how much of this thread is jeets genuinely? 80%?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150883961
Today is the day lads
Pears in the final vs Hampshire
Lots of rain forecast
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150883982
>convict hours
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150883994
I bet my left nut you don’t go bouldering in Manchester today zachy
You’ll be too hungover
Anonymous Australia No.150884015
every man needs a vice. for me its drinking and bashing the mrs
Anonymous Australia No.150884017
the bongs are waking up, lets make them feel at home, have a whinge and talk about where you're walking to
Anonymous Australia No.150884033
craving a woman's finger in my bum right now
Anonymous Australia No.150884047
Most bongs have never driven anything above 4 cylinder's and that's the ones that even have their loicense.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150884118 >>150884178
My vice is saving money instead of spending it
Got about £258k saved now across my different bank accounts
I suffer
Anonymous Australia No.150884154 >>150884241
thats enough for a plane ticket out of england to end your suffering
Anonymous New Zealand No.150884178 >>150884241
>>150884118
same but instead of 258000 bong dollars i have about 2000 kiwi dollars
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150884241 >>150884869
>>150884154
Yeah but where would I even go
There's no point in ever leaving the UK

>>150884178
Will be more or less equivalent with a few more years of Rachel Reeves running the economy
Anonymous Australia No.150884273 >>150884295
>>150877600
this hasn't aged well
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150884295
>>150884273
Agreed, looks like she went a bit too far with plastic surgery
Many such cases!
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150884303 >>150884385 >>150884425 >>150884860
any ausbros wanna put me up for the ashes if I fly out
I can cook and clean
Anonymous Australia No.150884310
reckon tickets to the games are your biggest concern
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150884333 >>150884356
Australia will get well and truly licked out by the Tongue during the Ashes
FACT
Anonymous New Zealand No.150884356 >>150884372
>>150884333
what's the strategy there?
are aus players homophobic? will this gay sex act from the english player put them off their game?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150884372 >>150884398
>>150884356
>what's the strategy there?
Take loadsa fuckin wickets

>are aus players homophobic?
Yeah

>will this gay sex act from the english player put them off their game?
Not sure why you're going on about gay sex acts
Anonymous Ireland No.150884385
>>150884303
You could stay at my parents place they have a guest bedroom with your own ensuite and foxtel, only problem is a lack of public transport there's only 4 buses a day and you have a 400m walk to the bus stop
Anonymous Australia No.150884398 >>150884486
>>150884372
you think captain woke would allow homophobia in his ranks?
Anonymous Australia No.150884425
>>150884303
If you buy me tickets to a few days of the Sydney test then yeah
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150884448
I am heading West to pursue my hobby
The weather forecast is absolutely dire, but arguably you aren't getting the true Manchester experience unless it is absolutely pouring down with rain
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150884460
Maharashi raincoat weather, one might say
Actually hold up I think I just pulled a muscle in my back this sheltered tarq might have to dodge Manchester sorry
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150884468
Maharishi raincoat weather, one might say
Actually hold up I think I just pulled a muscle in my back this sheltered tarq might have to dodge Manchester sorry
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150884474
i knew you'd bottle it
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150884486 >>150884538
>>150884398
All Australians are homophobic, even the gay ones
Anonymous Australia No.150884490
rather be dead than caught wearing maharishi
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150884493
webb
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150884503
If my flat were an item of clothing it would be Maharishi
hemp cord carpenter chino
If my flat were a pint it would be a ghost ship
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150884524
If my flat were a film it would be something Japanese, or possible Chinese
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150884525
>If my flat were an item of clothing it would be Maharishi

he never spoke a truer word, expensive bedsits and shit overpriced binbags are pretty similar
Anonymous Australia No.150884538
>>150884486
our gays are some of the gayest
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150884543
the gameshow addict absolutely boiling with rage over a functional, high quality raincoat again
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150884568
the gameshow addict aka ol bingo wings
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150884588 >>150884600 >>150884903 >>150885307 >>150885318
sir would like a bin liner shaped into a jacket?
ok that'll be £300 no refunds
Anonymous New Zealand No.150884600 >>150884614
>>150884588
Any thoughts on satisfy running gear?
Anonymous Australia No.150884605
it's not so much the price, more the terrible style and graphic choices. some chinky embroided crane that looks more suited to be in an mma gym or tattoo parlour than on something that's meant to be high fashion.
Anonymous Australia No.150884614
>>150884600
like their stuff, not a fan of the big tag they put on every piece of clothing though.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150884619
>zachary
>not basing all his taste on some rando /fa/ thread he browses once
pick one
Anonymous Australia No.150884623 >>150884696
love T20 cricket, golf, bouldering, Survivor, Sarah Gadon, laptop thumbing, Dua Lipa, Maharashi raincoats, Bundabergs, bedsits, Chloe Swarbrick, and Sara Tendulkar
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150884629
Trail run looms
Need to get a move on so that I'm back in time for the start of Pears vs Hampshire
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150884634 >>150884876
still buzzing from glammylads 'sco :)
Anonymous New Zealand No.150884696
>>150884623
i love 1 of those things, like 6 of those things, am indifferent towards 1 of those things, actively dislike 2 of those things, and don't know what 2 of those things are.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150884711
oi bard when you going on holiday?
Anonymous Australia No.150884743
>>150094756
still waiting
Anonymous United States No.150884787
still waiting [2]
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150884809
yfo mate
Anonymous Australia No.150884860
>>150884303
got a spare room if you want to come down to the 6163
only half joking
Anonymous United States No.150884861
still waiting [3]
Anonymous Australia No.150884869
>>150884241
literally aus
spiritually healthier life here and culture isn't really that different
Anonymous United States No.150884876
>>150884634
yep, soime
well done glammycha
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150884884 >>150884902
>bro just come to australia and experience our 45c heat and become friends with poisonous snakes and spiders that live in your car
Anonymous Australia No.150884902
>>150884884
melbourne has very mild weather. really just perth and brisbane that are hot and perth has no humidity and strong winds so it's completely tolerable
Anonymous United States No.150884903
>>150884588
Anonymous Australia No.150884913
lived in england for a year, only way I'd go back there is in a bodybag.
Anonymous Australia No.150884934
you generally don't need to change your life for snakes and spiders, just shake out your shoes before you put them on and check underneath the toilet seat
Anonymous Australia No.150884946
perth probably has the best weather in the world imo. summer is only bad up to 3pm when the sea breeze comes in and the rest of the seasons are 99% clear skies and cool temperatures. heavy rainfall in winter but it's all at midnight so you don't even notice it.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150884947
would unironically faint if I saw a huntsman spider irl in my bedroom
wtf is that
Anonymous Australia No.150884955
I've seen no more than three snakes in my entire life. biggest spider I ever saw was a huntsman when I was 4 or 5 years old and dad just sprayed it with mortein
such an overblown meme
Anonymous Australia No.150884963 >>150885077
does england have any animals that can kill a person?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150884970 >>150885004
nothing to do in australia is there
>dude the beach lmao
ok but that's it. plus if you want to travel you can only really go to SEA unless you want to pay with 2-3 days of your life on a plane back and forth
Anonymous Australia No.150884972
Tbh it's scorpions that I dislike
but you will only see them if you go semi rural
Anonymous Australia No.150885004
>>150884970
skiing
Anonymous Australia No.150885012
point is you aren't looking for distractions, the day to day is so much more fulfilling and enjoyable. and plenty to do in melbourne, that's up there with the great cities of the world imo
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150885015 >>150885026
>skiing on fake snow
sounds incredibly soulless
Anonymous Australia No.150885026
>>150885015
australia isn't hot all over, plenty of real snow nsw, vic and tasmania
Anonymous Australia No.150885029
never heard of anyone going skiing or snowboarding in england
Anonymous Australia No.150885035
literally a range called the snowy mountains
Anonymous New Zealand No.150885038
you know how rock climbing has a fake queer version for losers (bouldering), do skiing/snowboarding have something similar?
Anonymous Australia No.150885039
best part about the UK is that it's close to other countries that aren't the UK
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150885051 >>150885085
>australia
>plenty of real snow
Anonymous Australia No.150885060
victoria and tasmania are literally freezing cold and have big mountain ranges yes there's real snow
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150885077
>>150884963
cows, bats or dogs carrying rabies, bowen when he hits 50 chinups, maybe some insects if you have a bad allergic reaction
Anonymous Australia No.150885085
>>150885051
based retard
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150885139
just looked up the snowy mountains and it's literally in the middle of nowhere kek. like 0.001% of the Aus population has probably seen actual snow then
to get there you have to take a right at Wagga Wagga and carry on South towards Tumbarumba before making another left heading to Ngarigo. not even making this up lmao
Anonymous Australia No.150885153 >>150885168
generally you'll find the alps aren't right next to major cities in any country champ
Anonymous Australia No.150885157
like a 3 hour drive
everyone in vic nsw tas has seen snow
I've seen snow and I'm from wa lmao
Anonymous Australia No.150885168
>>150885153
>why isn't it snowing near port cities
lmao the state
Anonymous Australia No.150885211
pretty sure snowfields are like 30 minutes out of canberra too
Anonymous Australia No.150885213
lived in england for a year and all I saw was miserable sludge and black ice.
Anonymous Australia No.150885218 >>150885233
englands tallest peak isn't even a km tall lol
just a boring flat piece of land really
Anonymous Australia No.150885233
>>150885218
but it's close to much better countries that you can temporarily escape to remember
Anonymous New Zealand No.150885235 >>150885242 >>150885245 >>150885265 >>150885310 >>150885333
might go to england sometime
any recommendations?
Anonymous Australia No.150885242
>>150885235
heathrow on the way to somewhere else
Anonymous Australia No.150885245
>>150885235
Lisbons a short trip away
Anonymous Australia No.150885265
>>150885235
They've got train that takes you to Paris
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150885266
>seething this much
>what never seeing snow (that fell from the sky) does to a nigga
it's ok lads, just book a weekend trip to go there and remember not to miss the turning at Tumbarumba :)
Anonymous Ireland No.150885271
It's snows fairly regularly in the blue mountains near enough to Sydney if you were desperate you could get up there to catch the snow. Also snows in Stanthorpe near Brisbane most winters. Hobart generally has snow atop Mt Wellington most years, it's even known to still be up there at Christmas on rare occasions
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150885283 >>150885299
where's good for a suck in Manchester after floating up some soft v5s?
Anonymous Ireland No.150885294
There's two big clubs in Manchester; Man City and Man United
Anonymous Australia No.150885299
>>150885283
salford boys club
the unofficial one
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150885307
>>150884588
that jacket is actually pretty sick NGL but it's not the one I own
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150885310
>>150885235
Luton
Bradford
Birmingham
Anonymous Australia No.150885311
england does have some beautiful contrysides and rural areas, used to ride my bike to school over there through all the small towns and 1 lane roads. not sure why they're bragging about their non existant snowfields though.
Anonymous Australia No.150885318
>>150884588
iron your clothes mate
Anonymous Australia No.150885327
heard blackpool is lovely and very close to spain
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150885333
>>150885235
York
Ripon
Harrogate
Anonymous Australia No.150885356 >>150885378
Closer you get to France the nicer the country gets
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150885363
Why are homeless, vagrants, the poor.the working class etc people always reading some pop crime flick?
I would have a lot more respect for them if they were reading the Sea in Russian Strategy
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150885372 >>150885387 >>150885402
how many of the aus posters here have ever been to Europe. bet it's like 1 in 5 lol
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150885378 >>150885390 >>150885446
>>150885356
ummm ever been to Hampshire mate?
grim as fuck
Southampton belongs in the north, Ripon belongs in the south
Anonymous Australia No.150885387
>>150885372
if an aus poster is white then 95% chance they've been
Anonymous Ireland No.150885389
Obviously reading for tips, same reason why terrorists read Frederick Forsyth and that kind of shit literally teaches you how to make bombs and not get caught, should all have been banned and the authors arrested
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150885390 >>150885399
>>150885378
>Hampshire is le bad
shit gimmick. btw they're posting about you again neek >>150883630
Anonymous Australia No.150885399 >>150885461
>>150885390
>izach
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150885400 >>150885446
not a gimmick Hampshire is just simply absolutely dire
Anonymous Ireland No.150885402
>>150885372
I've been to Europe
Anonymous Australia No.150885405
probably all of us lmao
everyone does their euro trip in their early 20s
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150885409
From the outback to the coast
Convict shitters will be toast
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150885414
I'm an evil weevil
Anonymous Ireland No.150885416
Lots of schools in Australia do school trips to Europe too
Anonymous Australia No.150885422
hampshire the home of m*rk nicholas. don't know anything else about but it is only good for a nuclear bomb if you ask me.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150885437 >>150885511
Saturday morning is best time to get train
T.knower
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150885446
>>150885378
>>150885400
Your penis is small
Anonymous Australia No.150885452 >>150885485
hampshire looks like a top 5 english city based on what im seeing in google images
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150885461
>>150885399
done him
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150885485
>>150885452
it's absolutely not
doesn't even make top 20
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150885497 >>150885521 >>150885564
>meanwhile, in zachy's neck of the woods...
Anonymous Australia No.150885500
"good" english cities
>manchester
>
>
>

cannot compare to france or italy or spain
Anonymous Australia No.150885505 >>150885557
I think we need to take a step back here
What are the key KPIs of a "good city"?
Anonymous New Zealand No.150885507
if your flag has the union jack on it, you're part of europe
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150885511
>>150885437
No it's the worst time because I'm always hungover then
Anonymous Australia No.150885513
from what I'm reading ITT the key criteria is being close to somewhere better
Anonymous Australia No.150885521
>>150885497
coulda sworn that was Kings Cross (the real Kings Cross in Sydney)
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150885523
>key key performance indicator
Anonymous Australia No.150885542
electrifying atmosphere in the 6163 today. getting the sense that anything could happen and something will happen
Anonymous United States No.150885552
>6163
is that liek the new psw¿
Anonymous Australia No.150885557
>>150885505
political and cultural stability (no globalist mixing pot nonsense)
weather
access to nature
job market (thoughbeit not as relevant in current year)
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150885564
>>150885497
kek so true. the thing is if he wants to shit on other counties he should at least come from a decent one himself
Anonymous Australia No.150885573
zachary is from a broken home remember.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150885581
Lived in Winchester for a year and it's genuinely one of the most NPC places on Earth. An absolute cultural void. Hampshire isn't even good when it tries to be posh.
Then you have got Southampton and Portsmouth as the major cities. Enough said.
Then you have got places like Basingstoke and Eastleigh- the thing about white working class boys being the worst academic performers brought to life.
Anonymous United States No.150885584
Malaga markets
15 minutes champ
Anonymous Australia No.150885592
malaga is not anywhere near me you fucking spastic
Anonymous United States No.150885596
kardinya
5 minutes champo
Anonymous Australia No.150885603 >>150885623 >>150885651
about to go out to some bars by myself because I'm a friendless loser. wish me luck.
Anonymous Australia No.150885608 >>150885613
kardinya is near me that's true
Anonymous United States No.150885613
have fun fella x
>>150885608
GOTTEM
Anonymous New Zealand No.150885623
>>150885603
gl mate, enjoy
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150885639 >>150885723
Basingstoke is a fair shout actually
probably the 2nd worst and most grire place in the UK, after Southend
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150885641
Manchester such a strange place to me
Seems like some sort of enclave
Anonymous United States No.150885651 >>150885713
>>150885603
u monkeybarring fella¿
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150885655
Lovely quiet pint on mysen
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150885656
the sheltered tarq goes to England's second city for the first time at 34 years old
utter state of the bowen parents
Anonymous Australia No.150885658
>BazzingStoke
Anonymous Australia No.150885660
he's been to the airport before tbf
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150885676
The highlight of my time in Winchester was bumping into Kevin ashman
Anonymous Australia No.150885681
pumping kevin arseman more like lmao
Anonymous United States No.150885683
keKkkk

† not addressed to anyone
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150885695 >>150885747
kevin ashman has the skills but loses lots of points for no charisma
Chris, the lad who died, was prob the best allrounder
Anonymous Australia No.150885713 >>150885734
>>150885651
not quite sure what that means
Anonymous Australia No.150885718
*be's sexually attracted to women exclusively*
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150885723
>>150885639
It's okay since they built festival place
I've been living there for the last 2 years and it's pretty nice, only downside is the lack of hangover slop available (pic rel)
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150885729
Heathrow airport just got hacked lads wtf
Anonymous United States No.150885734
>>150885713
don't worry about it fella. have fun, be safe x
Anonymous Australia No.150885742
*be's sexually attracted to women who look a lot like their ex-cricketer fathers*
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150885747
>>150885695
I don't really agree, Kevin was more of the all-rounder
But If I had to pick a guy to quiz for me to save my life I would pick big Chris. Has that arcane knowledge
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150885775 >>150885824
>where is a good place to live
Wherever there are Hindus
Anonymous Australia No.150885795
the opposite is typically true actually
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150885808 >>150885824
Shut it paki convict
Anonymous Australia No.150885812
back to my piano then
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150885819
gms
Anonymous United States No.150885824
zip it champo
† not addressed to anyone
>>150885775
bbbBBBAASED
>>150885808
GOTTEM
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150885837
https://youtu.be/Phh3oVCtzBg?si=rcgaK_WNXBYxifWQ

Not convinced geese is actually good, held back by his bandmates perhaps. We will find out for sure in a week or so.
Anonymous United States No.150885845
did you pick up the moog fella¿
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150885858
ynr whe s**** would go to great lengths to hide his jeet identity out of shame and pretended to be a white bloke
ynr he's south indian and bullied by the higher castes
state
Anonymous United States No.150885864
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150885867
I suppose when your paki mam n dad are brother and sister the six fingers it makes playing the piano a bit easier
Anonymous Australia No.150885869
wtf India has only -600k net migration each year
thought it'd be much closer to Pakistan (-1.4mil people a year)
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150885870
the Cam Winter album was good but it's good in a 2 week fad sort of way
not got the lasting power of a Built to Spill if I'm completely desu
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150885880
>bnob still can't bring himself to admit his dad diddled him and he actually misses getting diddled
Anonymous Australia No.150885883
not one good new artist in the current year
aotys are destroyer and sterolab new records
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150885890
*signs the waiver*
Anonymous United States No.150885909
brb
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150885910 >>150885978
don't think zoomers care about music really, but they certainly aren't listening to full albums
more a boomer / millennial thing at this point
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150885915
You can't climb high enough to get injured falling twiglet legs
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150885924
the ones bringing back the vinyls trend were young millennials and a handful of older zoomers
Anonymous Australia No.150885936
zoomers will bring back CDs
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150885939
HERE WE FACKIN GO THEN LADS
CMON YOU PEARS
Anonymous Australia No.150885944
>bringing back the vinyl trend
this happened over a decade ago retard
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150885953
>Worcs playing
good time for the old lidl trip then
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150885957
Guys put Sky Sports Cricket on NOW
Biggest event in the 2025 cricketing calendar
Anonymous Australia No.150885969
tapes are undoubtedly the most kino medium
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150885973
You can actually, but luckily I am very injury resilient. But also, absolutely stiff as hell and can't get really get more flexible no matter how much I try. Maybe the two are related
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150885977
that was my point retard
Anonymous Australia No.150885978
>>150885910
so true
go on public transport and look at how many people have earphones in but aren't' watching tiktok etc
maybe 1 in 15 at this point
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150885981
Lidl trip temporarily on hold
Day in front of the TV looms
Anonymous Australia No.150885995
Donda was a very important album for me during the lockdowns
My guiding light, my hope
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150885998
Tom Taylor was the best bowler (in terms of cricketing statistics) in County Championship Division 1 this season

Absolutely devilish 79mph swingers

Khurram Shahzad seems to be effective too in the white ball game
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150885999
*touches wood* (my book)
Anonymous Australia No.150886000
sorry you aren't a retard I just recognised the past tense
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150886008 >>150886032
looking forward to certain man having a proper seethe later once we body these worcs sauce twats
Anonymous Australia No.150886015
not particularly interested in having sexual intercourse ever again
Anonymous Australia No.150886023
what about for the sole purpose of reproduction?
Anonymous Australia No.150886029
just not interested
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150886030
Fletcha Middleton might be the tarqiest name I've heard this year
sorry I'm supporting the bard team now
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150886032 >>150886055
>>150886008
I'll probably blame umpball but I doubt I'll seethe
Never really have high expectations for the mighty Pearsmen
Think bowling first on a rain-affected day like this will work in our favour
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150886044
Mix sesame oil, Chinese vinegar, onions sauce in a mixing bowl with some chilli flakes. Stir. Toss in some flat noodles (Not stringy). Pour hot oil, shallots, and a meat of your choosing over them. Stir again
Who needs an oven
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150886045 >>150886072 >>150886074
Gareth Roderick †,
Daniel Lategan,
Kashif Ali,
Jake Libby (c),
Rob Jones,
Ethan Brookes,
Henry Cullen,
Matthew Waite,
Tom Taylor,
Ben Allison,
Khurram Shahzad

proper deano sounding team this lot. bet they've got golf planned tomorrow
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150886055 >>150886072
>>150886032
uh I was referring to original certain man and his hampshire bad mick but thanks for the mini blog
Anonymous Australia No.150886067
somerset man like my father before me
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150886072
>>150886055
Oh ok, np

>>150886045
Ben Allison is deano personified (Essex boy)
Maybe Ethan Brookes and Tom Taylor too
Probably not the others though
Two Pakistani lads certainly won't be playing golf
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150886073
Sussex man like my fathers before me
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150886074 >>150886117
>>150886045
>Rob Jones
>Ethan Brookes
>Henry Cullen
>Matthew Waite
>Tom Taylor
peak deano names. yjk they all drive Fords
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150886083
Breaking: it is raining in Manchester

https://youtu.be/4PhjR_V0lf0?si=2I1RnkC4Gdt8kt_I
Anonymous Australia No.150886086
I'm going to be furious if we select anyone younger than 27 y/o for the Ashes
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150886093
My (honest and unadulterated) opinion on Hampshire, having visited for work and leisure in recent years?

>Winchester
Seemed like a very nice place
>Southampton
Bit of a dump, far more """urban""" people than I expected
>Basingstoke
Bit of a dump, also quite a few """urban"""" people
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150886101
the Manchester accent is actually well different to the York accent tbf
I was a denier before but it's unquestionable now
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150886117
>>150886074
Rob Jones (who I met and had a brief chat with while trail running last winter) isn't a deano, he's a cheeky northern chappy, class clown type

Matthew Waite also not a deano, he's a gruff miserable Yorkshireman
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150886137
Worstershire's fielding has been dire so far, sort it out Pearsmen ffs
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150886143 >>150886209
>cup final not even mentioned on the BBC cricket page
Kek utter state
Anonymous Australia No.150886146
never been to manchester but it has a strong enough musical legacy to be in my eternal good graces
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150886150
think you can still be a deano even if northern 2bh
James Anderson etc
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150886185 >>150886209 >>150886230
is it even being televised or is it that same streaming twat at new road filming it on his iphone from a tripod about 500m away from the action?
Anonymous Australia No.150886190 >>150886315
any recent intel on daniel hay?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150886209
>>150886143
It's a bloody disgrace desu
Saw Sky Sports Cricket Twitter account had a grand total of two tweets about the entirety of the T20 finals day last weekend
All part of the plan to sideline county cricket to make way for the H*ndred

>>150886185
Live on Sky Sports Cricket right now m8
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150886230 >>150886369
>>150886185
don't call bard a twat
not his fault worcs is a povvo county
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150886263 >>150886345
Might start replying to myself saying "underrated" when my jokes get no (you)s
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150886315
>>150886190
he was in durham the other week
all I know
maybe would met him but he didn't exactly send an invite in the post
Anonymous Australia No.150886327
he seems like a bit of an odd operator ngl
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150886333 >>150886357
Joe root has a tinge of deano
Not saying he is a deano but he is like 15% deano
Simple undeniable
Anonymous Australia No.150886339
no doubt he went to durham seeking attention from /cric/ 10 years after the peak of his efame
Anonymous Australia No.150886345
>>150886263
underrated
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150886357
>>150886333
astute take actually
bit of deano dna if you will
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150886361
Is Durham his favourite team because it's closest to Scotland?
Anonymous Australia No.150886367 >>150886397
years after the fact but still reeling from the zachy bomb re no bald sri lankans
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150886369
>>150886230
North Worcestershire - your Kidderminsters, your Stourbridges, your Redditches - is indeed povvo pseudo Birmingham dump and we should get rid of it

Countryside to the west, east, and south of Worcester is lovely and just the right level of tarq (proper traditional middle-class England, but not insufferable tarq twats like one might find in the Cotswolds)
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150886380
Wonder what like the hard V3s feel like in Manchester
Anonymous Australia No.150886385
it was the team he chose in cricket captain if I recall his retirement essay correctly
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150886397 >>150886414
>>150886367
ffs I'd forgotten all about this but now you've just reminded me
that was the nukiest of truthnukes I've ever seen
Anonymous Australia No.150886401
who was it that wrote some stupid shit about wine in their auto-biography?
Anonymous Australia No.150886414
>>150886397
a beautiful mind moment of brilliance
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150886420 >>150886451 >>150886456
yeah the truthnuke that is instantly disproven by Sanath Jayasuriya
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150886436 >>150886483
cam on pears
Anonymous Australia No.150886451
>>150886420
jayasuriya was an express reservation built in newcunt
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150886456
>>150886420
actually the aus lad has it a bit off - the original truthnuke was Jayasuriya was the only bald Sri Lankan (this is an undisputed truthnuke that has never been debunked)
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150886459
Literally exception that proves the rule: the man
Anonymous Australia No.150886469
britjeet exposed himself as having no knowledge of /cric/ history or culture
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150886477
In Manchester

I should burn in hell, but I don't deserve this
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150886483
>>150886436
ty x
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150886509
Get Shahzad off
Bit dire
Anonymous Australia No.150886532
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_Z3IkDtxCs
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150886536 >>150886622
I genuinely did lots of research and, after multiple dead ends, thought I had missed out the most obvious candidate in Mascharenas. I posted it happily and confidently on /cric/ without bothering to double check. someone immediately pointed out he had a visible hairline and just shaves it off
I'll never forget going to google and zooming in on his scalp in every pic. I had become the truthnukes' hypocentre, I had been humbled in the most brutal way
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150886566
Manchester isn't even rough
Hardly medellin is it
Anonymous Australia No.150886567
such a probing insight
he also was one of the first maybe first ever men to expose stuart broad for having a hair transplant
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150886576
manchester is full of direish people with grim accents
it's grire: the city
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150886605
how do you even notice something like that? certainly not a skill you pick up at university
just built different I guess
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150886606
>jaya
Victory
>suriya
Sun god
Anonymous New Zealand No.150886619 >>150886639
Bought some kiwicare lawn feed and seed. The lawn finna look *chefs kiss* for backyard griggy this summer
Anonymous Australia No.150886622
>>150886536
I remember this happening
Anonymous Australia No.150886639
>>150886619
post pictures when it's ready
hope the mrs and the family are good
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150886649
Marvin Atapattu you dumb cunt literally Jayasuriya's opening partner
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150886662
>Manchester isn't even rough
Say that in Rusholme witeboi
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150886666 >>150886689 >>150886935
who's the h1b of the cricketing world?
Anonymous Australia No.150886689
>>150886666
The worst thing you can do to an Indian
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150886692
Josh Inglis
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150886698
Bit crazy that Liam Dawson can't play in this (the most important match in the 2025 cricketing calendar) because he's sat in the Direish rain with the off-chance of playing a meaningless international late September T20
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150886713
how did these worcs shitters even get to the final
give us the trophy now lmao. strongest county in England
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150886714
Think I'll warm up with 27 pull-ups for monmouthshire
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150886748
trump really dabbing on jeets hard these days
that too after they spent years fellating the US and Israel as well lmao
Anonymous Australia No.150886786
looking so cute today
larriet jeans
ichpig short
snake hole fleece vest
salomons
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150886787
>climbing app
yeah I'm thinking I might skip the app today
Anonymous New Zealand No.150886818
Do you record your "climbs" on garmin and upload them to strava zachy?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150886839
the app is called (and I'm not making this up) grip tonight
Anonymous New Zealand No.150886857 >>150886965
What does it record? How many guys fucked you up the arse?
Anonymous Australia No.150886865
might have a grip tonight myself
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150886890
If my maharishi raincoat gets stolen in Manchester it's peng
If it doesn't get stolen I am still the proud owner of a maharishi raincoat
Win-win when you think about it critically

Win-win
Anonymous Australia No.150886896
shows you your closest gloryholes, and you can filter V1 through V11
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150886911 >>150887136
>climbing is primal, that's why I exclusively do it in an indoor refurbished shoe factory with plastic grips screwed into the wall and record my non-progress on my Chinese smartphone
Anonymous Australia No.150886935
>>150886666
can't they simply sell themselves into chattel slavery? surely you are your own owner and putting yourself on the auction block is the final boss of libertarian rugged individualism that the US represents
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150886938 >>150886956
could do with a wicket here bard m8
Anonymous Australia No.150886950 >>150886980
trembling with anticipation at the thought of getting a morning coffee in freo tomorrow
an electrifying city anything could happen
Anonymous Australia No.150886955
*gets aids
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150886956 >>150886992
>>150886938
YOU'VE DONE IT LAD
GONE
GOTTEN
FUCK OFF BACK TO THE PAVILION YOU GUBBY LITTLE TWAT
PEARS ASCENDENT
Anonymous United States No.150886965
>>150886857
https://youtu.be/O8DB60Wj9Cg
Anonymous United States No.150886980
>>150886950
HEAVO HO.UNNA
E
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V
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H
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Anonymous United Kingdom No.150886992
>>150886956
I FUCKING DID IT
Anonymous New Zealand No.150887008 >>150887071
Which number is greater, the amount of runs Bard has scored this season or the number of hairs on top of zachs head?
Anonymous United States No.150887024
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150887071 >>150887105
>>150887008
I scored ~330 runs this season
Only 5 of them for the 1s thoughever lmao
Got the end-of-season awards thing later, wonder if there'll be a best fieldsman award
Anonymous Australia No.150887092 >>150887128
been doing an investigation into bard. taken sworn statements from his ex girlfriends. chilling stuff. it will all be released soon
Anonymous United States No.150887105 >>150887128
>>150887071
proud of ya fella x
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150887109
he never recovered from THAT sledge
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150887128 >>150887198 >>150887216
>>150887092
Any early conclusions la? x

>>150887105
Thanks Sebastian, it was your ongoing support and astute technical observations that kept me going through the dark days of ducks
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150887136 >>150887222
>>150886911
I've been climbing outdoors twice actually
The indoor rock just hits different
Anonymous Australia No.150887198 >>150887249
>>150887128
yes: guilty.
Anonymous United States No.150887216 >>150887249
>>150887128
hope to see more firm straight drives in yer next wheel fella x
Anonymous New Zealand No.150887222
>>150887136
Very homosexual comment
Anonymous Australia No.150887229
>sleeping outside is primal
>but sleeping inside just hits different
yeah its called reducing the challenge mate
Anonymous Australia No.150887234
>just hits different
this is a 32 year old man
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150887246 >>150887284
missed crossfit of his own time so decided to jump on the crossfit of gen z
sad
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150887249
>>150887198
Uh oh

>>150887216
Felt most natural in the last match I played, when they finally let me open up and I just started playing aggressively
Worked out well with a muscular 60 odd not out carrying my bat while all the other useless shithouses lost their wickets
Will hopefully get lots of opportunities for straight drives if they let me do the same next season
Anonymous Australia No.150887253
vietnam the most beautiful country in the world. vietnamese food the best in the world
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150887284
veitnemese food is absolutely dire

>>150887246
dire take
Anonymous Australia No.150887294
>>150887292
>>150887292
>>150887292
>>150887292
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150887300
>CPL finals teams are ones with /strongmknd/ Hindus in it
Really makes one think
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150887461
Oh my word what an absolute shit hole
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150893827
Literally me doing 14mm max hangs in Manchester